So, where are we going boss?
To the Presidential Palace
One moment
Do you remember the street name?
Krakowskie Przedmiescie
But first, we'll go through the Sejm and Senate
Ulala... what a slalom
You shouldn't be driving around in a Skoda, it's
too modest for you, sir
If we drove in a Mercedes or Lexus, everyone would be mad
that Mr Chairman
spends a fortune on cars. But they have no problem with Skoda. It's just a Czech car for pensioners
But this one is so fancy, you could buy four Lexus for it
By the way - did they clear up all those
crashes? With Antoni? With Beata?
What happened to that tire? Who was responsible?
What actually happened?
Not yet. The investigation continues
What's the point talking about it? Let bygones be bygones...
Sure...
We want to reform the courts
prosecutor's office...
and we can't even investigate a stupid accident
No time for such drivels! There are more pressing issues
500+ - that is important
Go, moron!
It won't get any greener!
500+...
Are we always going to use 500+
as a paint to cover all the fungi on the wall?
Isn't that Marek?
That's Marek. Pull over!
You missed him. Stop. Back up
Let's back up
Please be so kind and lower your head
Fuck!
What happened?
Nothing happened
I put the bumper in the trunk
Wrote a statement and that's it.
He was at such a strange angle, I couldn't see him
How are you, Mareczek, my Speaker of the Sejm?
Better than the last time?
Yes...
You don't want me to dismiss you anymore?
No...
But let
your speech be, Yea, yea;
Nay, nay: and whatsoever is more than these is of the evil one...
Do you remember whose gospel is that?
No, I don't
What's our deputy prime minister's name?
Peter?
The second
John Paul?
Mariusz!
Mateusz
Mateusz
So, is it Mateusz or Mariusz?
Where are we heading?
To get Stasiek
Isn't he in Belarus now?
He's there all the time
No... They had military exercises there, so they let him go
You know what they were practicing there, don't you?
Attack on Poland
Let them practice. Europe will defend us
Sure...
Hungarian army
For now, we have our war here
With the president
Let's not call it "war"...
PiS - he's one of us
he's only winking to people that he's not...
He must be careful with that winking, or it will stay that way forever
It was not an attack on you, sir...
Zbyszek pissed him off
because was bossing everybody around...
He just went a bit too far...
Right... he vetoed and he liked it that he's so important now
A hero
He vetoed two but signed one
He's not looking to pick a fight...
I'm sorry but you need to be gentler...
He's got a wife...
father in law... brother in law...
His father convinces him that he was sent here by God
and not you, sir
He's from Cracow...
from Jagiellonian University...
He does not want to be so ostentatious
But he wants... all in all - he wants
I know who makes him so angry
Who?
His piteous press officer
OK, Staszek is here. Stop. Stop!
Fuck
He's coming
He'll want
to sniff at you again, because he's lost the scent
And I will tell you more - he will come here every now and then
Then... then...
Good! I've spent enough time in front of his office
Jesus... he's coming here. But...
Don't be afraid
You have a full term
and this is like a forcefield
Zbyszek and his pals hate you
They sit like cats at a canary cage, but they will not harm you
Don't eat anything Andrzej, dinner in an hour!
So, how's it going?
Your wife is happy
that you're always home - nothing but pros
He will kill me!
Who will kill who!?
If you did not win the elections, where would they be?
You got them out of the mud!
Have you seen the polls?
No one likes the Chairman. Only mohairs
And you
draw the youth to them
But...
he invented me
Andrzej!
You invented yourself!
Who defeated Bronek?
He
or you?
You
and I toured together
you persuaded
You bemocked Bronek, that he's the notary of only one party
that he signs everything they give him. That...
mannequin
Damn, I think I was too harsh on him. After all, he vetoed a few times
"A few times"
Appearances
The mannequin moved his leg and what?
He's suddenly alive?
He simply supported the program of the party, which had him in the election
Don't defend him!
He's not worth it
Andrzej
people were looking for someone steadfast
and they chose you
No? Did they not?
They did. - Yes!
Now it's time to work out the way
to win the elections once again
And during the second term you will give them:
at first
he couldn't stop praising you: "grand Pole"
"brilliant strategist"
and now
he can't get his tail in gear to you
The president is not supposed to answer every call
Not "every" but Mr Chairman's
He didn't even call that he was going to veto
Apparently, he called, but no one answered
During his address
he had to forgive everyone. Saint Andrzej
You produced a perfect riposte
that: slow down! First, a punishment...
...bumpkin
It wasn't a riposte. Just a correction
And he's so bitter
to Antoni
He can't compare himself
to him...
our legend...
Antoni has a difficult personality
He cannot even watch his wife
How she attacked you back then!
Pretending she's not afraid
Maybe she had a bad day...
And that tablet
he made too small
He had a problem with that monument, agreed
but preferred not for one person but everyone
Why don't we negotiate?
Let's meet halfway
Why are you defending him so much?
I... well... I'm sorry...
I'm not cut out for this!
Please dismiss me! Let me work on the street, put up posters...
Wait, you lunatic!
Please, explain calmly
what's your problem
Did he buy you?
No, God forbid! I just thought to myself: there will be war, a riot in the Sejm again
I don't know - they'll want something from me. Jesus Christ! I'm no good...
Please, dismiss me, sir...
Suddenly, they don't laugh as much
There's less memes
Why, did you suddenly stop making maces?
Andrzej!
You're still making them!
OK, right, but I'm alone, really
He'll cover me with his hat
Alone? You're not alone
Do you see anybody here?
First of all: I'm here
And that's really something
Secondly: you're surrounded by ghosts of great Poles
Kosciuszko, Staszic
Kollataj...
O! That's him...
That's him!
He wouldn't knock so softly
Come in!
Andrzej
there's some granny here
I told you he wouldn't knock that softly
It's me! Ms Basia!
God, I barely made it here. I said I'm here to sell some eggs
So, finally you've decided. I'm really glad!
Where do you want to put your desk?
No...
That's not about it
Leave us
Alone!
I came to tip you off
Because the traitors have their heads shaven, right?
Tip not trim!
Oh... Did he send you?
No. Nobody knows I'm here and...
Certainly, I'm silent in thirteen languages
Normally, I'd have never come here, but...
they are plotting against you. It's bad
They're angry with you
Is Zbyszek with them?
No, he's doing his own thing
But you...
You have a wife, Mr Andrzej, kids...
One
You have someone to live for. And they have no scruples
They will stop at nothing
You have your
advisor, a professor, right?
They instantly got him into a fuel scam. It's
mafia!
Petrol mafia. Well, that's Zbycho, he's behind it. But above him: Mr Chairman
No
Please leave Mr Chairman out of it. He doesn't know anything
Good tsar, bad boyars!
He can't look after this on his own!
Mr Andrzej
please go back to Gierloz
Was it that bad there?
And what have you got here?
Nothing...
Only the wind blows...
And there was busy, something happened
When I made a cake for Mr Chairman, you always nibbled at it
And it will be safer for me in the corridor with you, because
more and more freaks come down there...
Evil is drawn by evil
I have to run before they find out
Please think about it
Is there a back door in here? - There is
Where?
On the side
So, it's a side door?
But we call it a back door because there's none at the back
But I do not want anyone to see me
So... maybe you can get out at the front backwards
No, I'd prefer on the side forwards
Yes, but they will see your profile...
You can get out with a back entrance
But you said there was none!
I said there was no back exit, but there sure is a back entrance
Uh...
OK? Follow me
There? OK...
Zbyszek put that professor against the wall for that fuel
You know that, sir?
I know
Let's try this
But I beg you - gently...
He sends us these bills of his and we change them in Sejm so they are
like those he vetoed, and:
if he'll sign them than it's good
If he signs on condition, that we change something, then we don't change
Either capitulation
either we level everything to the ground
Yes, order 227: no step back, right?
If he doesn't sign, he'll disown his own mother-party
He'll stop the good change
We'll bury him in
waves of hate so big
that the Japanese tsunami is nothing compared to it
Jacek and the twins will destroy him - that he's: a footrest, a brakeman
neo-Bolek
Suddenly, they will remember that he was once
in the Freedom Union, ate caviar
Then, everyone will see his new friends!
And that he doesn't have to be
for the second term
Then who could be?
It doesn't matter. I, for example
You?
Who said that I? I... ummm...
I didn't say I could
For instance...
Beata!
Or Marek
No, I'm not good, no... no...
Of course not you! Not possible
You're not the only Marek
The one from Catherine the Great
Although, I do not know if he's getting ready to be
the tsar of Tsardom of Russia
Isn't that a one-way street?
Of course not... - STOP!
Fuck...
Let's go on foot, it's nearby
Perhaps I should jam out a bit...?
The sovereign has chosen you!
You take what's yours. We'll send those bills
They'll probably change them the way they were. And blackmail!
Then we say: unfortunately, we are from PiS, we support PiS, it's our mother
we don't disown her. To the contrary - we save her
when she's heading to be knocked down by a train
They'll send a wave of hate at me
"brakeman", "footrest"... "neo-Bolek"...
That's right
...Jacek, the twins...
But we'll prevail
and get the center
And the center always wins
They won't put me forward for the second term
Donald will come back, they will tuck in their tale
and they will put you forward. - And if they don't?
Then they'll choose Beata!
And is she any good?
You showed you can keep to your word, you can stand on your own
And someone will join you
Maybe Pawel...
Curators...
little Jarek...
It's worth risking
They thought...
they found a pushover
That's Andrzej I like!
He could have killed us. - He could, but he didn't
A professional
At least
you will go down in history as a killed soldier
not starved civilian
Math is on our side
Math is on their side
But biology on theirs
But biology on ours
And remember that the idea of the meeting came from him, not from you
Important note
always tell the media
that he wanted to meet you
not you him
Listen, this war is beneficial to no one
We should make a deal
After all, we all
...want the same thing
...that the courts are fair
...and ours
After all everyone - we...
...and they
...we...
...and the others
...are
...on... the same... white... and red... team
And besides, it turned out great - you and PiS are the government
and the president - the opposition
And Grzesiek and Rysiek can now kiss each other
on Wladeczek and Pawelek
Knock
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