What's up, guys! This is Jomie Hospital, that's J-O-M-I-E.
And I know for a fact that most, if not all of us, have a crush.
That moment when you see your crush looking so damn gorgeous, hot as ever!
And then bam..
SLOW MO!
You can't breathe coz' he's getting closer..
And then,
He walked past you.
But whether your crush is a boy or a girl or somewhere in between (I don't judge),
and then he/she might not notice you, here's 10 Tips Para Mapansin Ni Crush!
No. 1, "Befriend his/ her friends."
Yeah, right?
I told you.
THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY!
Can you say that again? That was really funny.
Hey, say it again!!!
No. 2, "Follow him/her in all of his social media accounts."
Huh, I'm gonna add you on Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, Youtube, Friendster,
uhm, GRINDR,
and on Facebook. Well, I have 460, 000 followers! *evil laugh*
Oi, bai.
Uhm.
Do you know this.. Jomie Hospital?
Oh, that one with 460, 000 followers on Facebook?
REALLY?
Yes. Why?
Uhm, he..
He added me.
HE ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST!!
No. 3, because adding him/her is not enough, "Like all of his/her posts."
Like, Love, HAHA, WOW, Sad, Angry.
Hmmm. THIS IS IT!
Bai.
"Jomie Hospital liked the post."
Which post?
When I joined Facebook..
Like, like, like. THIS IS REALLY IS IT!!
"Rigel Thomas joined Facebook on 2007."
Like.
EXTREME!
PARA EXTREME!!!
No. 04, "Take active interest in his/her hobbies."
So if he likes basketball, well..
Let's play basketball..
But we only use one ball in the game.
Oh, really?
Of course!
Well, I want to play with two balls.
PARA EXTREME!
No. 05, this is optional but preferable, and for girls only, or maybe some guys,
"WEAR MAKE-UP!"
Do you really need to wear make-up?
Of course. PARA EXTREME!
Or maybe that was too much.
No. 06, "Upload a good selfie.. consequently."
Well, I need to look pretty in my selfie.
BOKEH EFFECT!
Uhm, it's 3PM, it's time for a selfie.
But I have a pimple, well not to worry, FACE BEAUTY EFFECT!
Um, it's 5PM. Time for another selfie!
But it's almost dark, well not to worry, SOFT LIGHT!
No. 07 is quite effective. "Establish eye contact."
If you look back at me, then you're mine.
Gosh, he looked back!
OMG, he clearly has feelings for me too!
Wait, why is he staring at me? is there something on my face?
Gosh, he might court me now, then I'll marry him. What's gonna be the color of my gown?
How many kids should we have? A dozen PARA EXTREME!!
Or maybe, I'm not the one he's staring at.
Hmmm. That was weird. Where are we again?
No. 08, if he/she still doesn't notice you, then, CREATE A MOMENT!"
Are you in, Awra?
Roger that, Onyok!
Checking the perimeter now.
Target on sight?
Target locked!
Confirm coordinates.
22° North, 40° South. Target at 9 o'clock!
Ready for takeoff.
Oh, I am sorry.
No, it's okay.
No, no, lemme help you. Lemme help you.
No no, it's okay.
Are you sure?
SURE!
Okay.
Man down, man down!
MISSION FAILED!
No. 09. This is aggravating, if he/she still doesn't notice you, then, "Just introduce yourself".
Hi.
Can I talk to you?
You're Rigel, right?
Yes, how do you know me?
Uhm, I am..
You are..??
I am Jomie Hospital of House Targaryen. The first of his name, the rightful heir to the Iron Throne,
Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, Mother of Dragon--FLIES,
The Unburnt, Breaker of Chains but not of hearts..
And 460,000 followers on Facebook!
For short?
I am Jomie.
And last but not the least, No. 10.
"Just do nothing and be you."
Who knows, YOU might be the one that he.. y'know.
Hi, excuse me.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Talk???
You're Jomie, right?
Oh, how do you know me?
Uhm, can I talk to you. I mean, just YOU.
Go for it!
Uhm, what do you wanna talk about?
Uhm, actually..
I have a crush on you..
Huh?
Well..
I have been having a crush on you for a long time now.
WHAT?
And..
And I think I love you now.
As in?
YES!
Don't you want to say something?
I have a crush on you too!!
So..
..we're official?
Yes.
So that's it for this video. If you like this video, be sure to give it a massive thumbs up.
Subscribe to my Youtube channel if you still haven't.
Tag your crush so that he/she will notice you, but if he/she still doesn't.. well,
You know what they say..
It's called 'crush' because that's what they often do with your heart when they don't notice you back!
So that's it! Once again, as always, thank you for watching, this is Jomie Hospital saying..
NO REGRETS, JUST LOVE!
Lemme tag my crush now.
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