Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Youtube daily report Feb 7 2017

(upbeat music)

- Hey there, smiley face.

- Oh my God.

Fred, yes.

Look, Fred, she's beautiful.

She's perfect.

What's up?

- I saw you running in Echo Park the other day

I thought you were really cute.

- I think you're a, you're a catch.

- Oh stop it.

I'm not the cutest fish in the pond.

Hey, I've got to go buy some toenail polish.

Meow, bye.

- Ah, man.

She's too perfect to be true.

- So, word on the street is you're talking to a girl.

- Yeah, man.

I'm really excited about this one.

- Well, you better be careful.

You want to make sure she's not a man this time.

(eerie music)

- Hi.

- No, no, no, no.

She's real this time, she's not going to be no man.

I feel confident about this.

You know what I'm probably going to see her on my run.

- Alright, go kill 'em stud.

- You know what Fred, I was thinking,

what if she's not even attractive?

No, you're right, she still is a girl.

(phone beeps)

- [Woman] Hi there, I was thinking about you.

What are you up to?

- Just here listening to Bob Marley, you know,

smoking some weed, LOL.

- Oh my God, I love Bob Marley.

And marijuana!

I've been listening to Bob for years now.

- What?

Me too.

- We should get high together.

Today.

- This is real.

This is happening.

Oh my God, yeah.

Let's meet at Echo Park in an hour.

- Sounds good sexy dude.

Meow.

- What?

Oh my God, literally this is happening,

a catfish?

Wait, do you even like Bob Marley?

(reggae music)

♫ Could you be

No, no, no!

You're a bottom feeder, you know that?

Well, you know, if I get high enough,

I'll probably forget about the scales.

(upbeat music)

- Well, this wouldn't happen if you would

stop stealing my shit.

When it's laced with acid, you bitch.

- This guy.

- [Announcer] Nightpantz.

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COMMENT DRAGUER UNE HETERO en 5 ETAPES [fr/Eng Sub] - Duration: 9:24.

Hi everybody, how are you?

All videos we have done until now were not important.

Coming out, how to accept ourselves ... It's not important.

In fact, what is important is the video today.

It's this video.

Yeah.

T's about what everyone is wondering.

This is the question that all lesbians want to know the answer

So the video today is: How do you seduce a straight girl

In all the previous videos e've made, we were all about

serious girlfriends, do not talk to straight girl, just focus on lesbians ... "

But it is also true that we tended to put aside the lesbians who assume themselves

and who just want to have some fun.

some like ... me?

In the past who just liked to flirt with straight because of

the challenge, etc.

There is some people who also like to do more, so today, we are here to teach you how it's done.

LESBIAN MODE.

STEP 1.

Choose your straight girl

Take an attractive one eh, because you will work hard to get her.

You still deserve a good reward after all these efforts.

Is there a radar for straight?

like the gaydar ...

Everyone is straight, so ...

Its good.

Hétéradar ...

Straightgar ...

Was it the gayer just now?

Yeah.

STEP 2

Become the straight girls friend

Her confidante, her friend, but not her stooge.

No.

No.

It is very important that she knows you are lesbian.

It's very important to tell her in a very subtle way

Don't make a big or dramatic announcement that you are lesbian

because then she will think that concerned her, while it's not true

snick it into the conversation.

You really yeah, the fact that you are lesbian has to appear trivial,

there's nothing dramatic about it that because it may

make her run away if ever it is anything too intense.

She'll think you're in love with her.

Yeah, exactly.

Why tell her that you're a lesbian?

As soon as a straight girl knows you are lesbian, there is a dynamic

that will change between the two of you, it's like "oh I'm not a lesbian, but I like

that you are one and I like the feeling of being desired "because ...

and that is very important, that's the key in this video, ALL women love

to feel wanted.

By men, by girls, all women love that.

STEP 3.

Start flirting with her but subtly.

It is also the key.

Subtlety.

Yeah.

Flirting is not seducing

No.

What is the difference between flirt and seduction Louisiane?

seduction means it's really obvious, ice know it

While flirting, we don't know.

Exactly.

It's a confusing area, "ah, she said something, she gave me a look,

but what is it? Am I dreaming or something is going on?

is she really interested by me?"

Let's the straight girls get confused,

"Am I dreaming or does she really flirt with me? "

We don't know.

It is this confusion that you need to look after

That you want!

Why subtlety is also super important?

Because it makes things a little bit secrets, its something shared

between the straight and the lesbian, it's a game that happens between you too

I think that it needs to be subtle and discreet because it will reassure her, because even though she might

be attracted to you or might begins to be confused, she might not

want other people to see what's going on between you too

it is also part of the game,

a little secret that makes it all exciting.

STEP 4.

Make the straight girl think think she want you.

Because remember.

Little sum up, she is straight, so she doesn't like girls, she likes boys,

but ... everything is possible in this life.

The straight stay straight.

she always goes back to the boys.

So it's really just for fun,

We are not here to try to change straight into bisexual or lesbian.

A straight is a straight, she like guys. period.

So have fun, but not after appointment things complicated, do not get attached

Simply.

If she wants to have fun, well, you'll be there to help.

We just want to help people.

(And ourselves).

The most important thing is to play with our advantages.

So yes hetero will love boys, the penis ...

Yet, I still say penis in a video.

The advantages we have is that it is ... girls.

Yes.

What the girls than men do not have?

........

OK. What we can help in this situation is that, for example, a daughter

will notice things a guy will never note.

Yeah.

So for example, a new haircut, new clothes, new glasses.

If we notice things like that just by...

"Oh ... you got a ... have you done anything to your hair? "

Oh you do so well!

It will really be felt important straight, because you notice things that

others have not noticed.

Again, subtlety is super important, because already this is not the important point

men.

As we said, the men that drag it There is nothing subtle in there.

And so basically, subtlety if we flirt subtly, if we dredge subtly, it

will be smooth.

What we want is that the straight arises questions, not that his reaction is "ah

but not sorry, I'm not a lesbian " no.

Not that.

That's what happens when you're too direct.

Yeah exactly.

It's scary.

Made at this stage, you are still quite close to her.

The emotional side, you are there to her, and gets there a moment that you are

essential, so you are a little better friends, you are his confidante and you are

very close to her.

All this can be done very quickly, we are not saying that it's all

long months of work.

Generally two daughters between them is While it may be close enough enough

quickly, especially if more as one says, we're here for her, we complimented her,

etc., which will push it?

No one.

Because again, everyone loves feel wanted, all women love ...

Yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah baby.

Everyone enjoys being complimented.

So you can say what you want but, to be told that're beautiful it's always you

pleasant.

So all that means is that arriving this close there, it can be done

fast enough.

STEP 5.

The fatal blow.

That is to say.

ALCOHOL + JEALOUSY.

How come there is Louisiana?

How we get there, then we need a context.

An evening.

An evening.

Where there is alcohol.

Yeah.

Here.

So now that you've reached really just this phase where you are

really close, you are really important emotionally for it, you are

there for her, what you make compliments, we must now make her jealous.

Alcohol, jealousy.

We repeat.

Background, evening.

You are at a party and there you ignore completely.

And you do what you make it usual, the little touches, compliments,

even close, because between a girl it touches, the touch!

Touch hetero!

Touch.

Do it with another girl before her.

We demons.

We demons.

When you do that it will feel really jealous because all of a sudden, she goes

feel more important, it will be more feel special to you, because you

do it with another person.

And there ... drunk.

She will jump on you.

Or you can jump on him.

Background of the evening!

You're with another girl, the lesbian is with another hetero fille.Et there will

try to get your attention.

Yeah yeah, that's it, I generally think it is ... well get drunk.

There will probably be a discussion in this somewhat dramatic evening.

Suddenly hetero will become more lesbian you.

This is the place to reassure her.

It is there that will reassure her, but ...

"But not yet, it is you that is important ..."

"But if I've seen well here, you were ..."

PASSIONATE KISS * *

There you go.

In bed.

Again!

She'll want more.

That was all for this video, I hope that you liked it, comment, Likez video,

tell us what you think and we reviewing Tuesday.

BYEEEEE

Not bad there that's, like, it was this evening I get worse and there was

talking to another girl.

Like that.

And besides you know who it was?

It was that bitch Camille.

This bitch Camille.

Plus he knows I do not like, he knows I not love!

But what a con.

But yes I know, I know!

It annoys me, because on one side it me says he likes me, and after one side

he speaks in this bitch Camille.

You know what?

No.

I think you deserved.

Me ... me if I was with you, I treat you never like this.

Never.

That is true?

Yeah.

And Camille seriously ... what a bitch.

Yeah!

Definitely!

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Legion

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Project 4 Giving - YELLOW Entry #10 - February 6th 2017 - Duration: 2:29.

"Hi, I am Seeker. I am back today with 3 more books, like I promised. I have 15 more books, mind you, that I intend to donate to the Project."

"The first one I am giving is 'The Stranger' by Albert Camus, a French writer, who dealt a lot with existentialism."

"The book is about a guy who killed an arabian man, went to prison, and the author shows us his thoughts while he is waiting for his execution."

"It's a very good book, I've read 10 times, no exaggeration, and to the recipient: I hope you have a tough stomach."

"The next book is 'Frankestein' by Mary Shelley. The only thing I need to say for this book, which I really liked by the way, is:"

"Don't expect this book to confirm the mainstream conception of Frankestein, because I have to say Hollywood changed the original story greatly."

"To whoever will read it: I hope you will enjoy it, I really liked it, and prepare to change what you knew about Frankestein until now."

"The final book I'm giving is 'Dubliners' by James Joyce."

"James Joyce is generally a difficult read, but I this book is very accessible I believe. It consists of 15 short stories from citizens of Dublin, Ireland, from which the author is."

"There's not much to say, some stories are great, others are okay, but I enjoyed it overall. To the recipient: I hope you will enjoy it."

Similarly to YELLOW entry #5, I took the books to the free-meals facility for students. I announced the books were for free and some young ladies picked them up.

"Like I said before, I have plenty more books to read."

"The ones left are larger than these, so it will take a while. But, don't worry, I will continue giving to the Project..."

"...And until next time, Peace!"

^_^

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Birding with Tom Schulenberg - Duration: 2:37.

l can't remember when I started birding.

It was sometime when I was still a child.

You know you'd catch some motion, you'd see a little flash of color.

What's that?

I'm Tom Schulenberg. I'm a professional ornithologist at the Cornell Lab of Ornithology.

It doesn't do you any good to look at a field guide and read about these subtle color differences if you can't actually

see them if you're looking through your binoculars.

Ever since that early age I've been on the quest for birds and I've also been on the

quest for the the best optics that I can find.

You may not know what you're missing if you haven't looked through high quality optics.

It's the difference between frustration and clarity.

My house is situated with a patch of woods immediately behind it and a field with an

expansive view in front of it.

It has the potential to have a very large number of species visible from that one point.

And my mission is to live up to the potential that my yard offers me.

I come into these woods almost every morning during migration.

If I am looking through binoculars at a bird, I want to see it and I want to see it well.

lllYou just never know what's going to be out here.

Great-crested Flycatcher just called. That's so nice!

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Let's see what's on my channel

Thanks guys

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Birding with Tom Schulenberg - Duration: 2:37.

l can't remember when I started birding.

It was sometime when I was still a child.

You know you'd catch some motion, you'd see a little flash of color.

What's that?

I'm Tom Schulenberg. I'm a professional ornithologist at the Cornell Lab of Ornithology.

It doesn't do you any good to look at a field guide and read about these subtle color differences if you can't actually

see them if you're looking through your binoculars.

Ever since that early age I've been on the quest for birds and I've also been on the

quest for the the best optics that I can find.

You may not know what you're missing if you haven't looked through high quality optics.

It's the difference between frustration and clarity.

My house is situated with a patch of woods immediately behind it and a field with an

expansive view in front of it.

It has the potential to have a very large number of species visible from that one point.

And my mission is to live up to the potential that my yard offers me.

I come into these woods almost every morning during migration.

If I am looking through binoculars at a bird, I want to see it and I want to see it well.

lllYou just never know what's going to be out here.

Great-crested Flycatcher just called. That's so nice!

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La Fin - Duration: 1:34.

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rainbow 6 siege - Duration: 12:24.

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COMMENT DRAGUER UNE HETERO en 5 ETAPES [fr/Eng Sub] - Duration: 9:24.

Hi everybody, how are you?

All videos we have done until now were not important.

Coming out, how to accept ourselves ... It's not important.

In fact, what is important is the video today.

It's this video.

Yeah.

T's about what everyone is wondering.

This is the question that all lesbians want to know the answer

So the video today is: How do you seduce a straight girl

In all the previous videos e've made, we were all about

serious girlfriends, do not talk to straight girl, just focus on lesbians ... "

But it is also true that we tended to put aside the lesbians who assume themselves

and who just want to have some fun.

some like ... me?

In the past who just liked to flirt with straight because of

the challenge, etc.

There is some people who also like to do more, so today, we are here to teach you how it's done.

LESBIAN MODE.

STEP 1.

Choose your straight girl

Take an attractive one eh, because you will work hard to get her.

You still deserve a good reward after all these efforts.

Is there a radar for straight?

like the gaydar ...

Everyone is straight, so ...

Its good.

Hétéradar ...

Straightgar ...

Was it the gayer just now?

Yeah.

STEP 2

Become the straight girls friend

Her confidante, her friend, but not her stooge.

No.

No.

It is very important that she knows you are lesbian.

It's very important to tell her in a very subtle way

Don't make a big or dramatic announcement that you are lesbian

because then she will think that concerned her, while it's not true

snick it into the conversation.

You really yeah, the fact that you are lesbian has to appear trivial,

there's nothing dramatic about it that because it may

make her run away if ever it is anything too intense.

She'll think you're in love with her.

Yeah, exactly.

Why tell her that you're a lesbian?

As soon as a straight girl knows you are lesbian, there is a dynamic

that will change between the two of you, it's like "oh I'm not a lesbian, but I like

that you are one and I like the feeling of being desired "because ...

and that is very important, that's the key in this video, ALL women love

to feel wanted.

By men, by girls, all women love that.

STEP 3.

Start flirting with her but subtly.

It is also the key.

Subtlety.

Yeah.

Flirting is not seducing

No.

What is the difference between flirt and seduction Louisiane?

seduction means it's really obvious, ice know it

While flirting, we don't know.

Exactly.

It's a confusing area, "ah, she said something, she gave me a look,

but what is it? Am I dreaming or something is going on?

is she really interested by me?"

Let's the straight girls get confused,

"Am I dreaming or does she really flirt with me? "

We don't know.

It is this confusion that you need to look after

That you want!

Why subtlety is also super important?

Because it makes things a little bit secrets, its something shared

between the straight and the lesbian, it's a game that happens between you too

I think that it needs to be subtle and discreet because it will reassure her, because even though she might

be attracted to you or might begins to be confused, she might not

want other people to see what's going on between you too

it is also part of the game,

a little secret that makes it all exciting.

STEP 4.

Make the straight girl think think she want you.

Because remember.

Little sum up, she is straight, so she doesn't like girls, she likes boys,

but ... everything is possible in this life.

The straight stay straight.

she always goes back to the boys.

So it's really just for fun,

We are not here to try to change straight into bisexual or lesbian.

A straight is a straight, she like guys. period.

So have fun, but not after appointment things complicated, do not get attached

Simply.

If she wants to have fun, well, you'll be there to help.

We just want to help people.

(And ourselves).

The most important thing is to play with our advantages.

So yes hetero will love boys, the penis ...

Yet, I still say penis in a video.

The advantages we have is that it is ... girls.

Yes.

What the girls than men do not have?

........

OK. What we can help in this situation is that, for example, a daughter

will notice things a guy will never note.

Yeah.

So for example, a new haircut, new clothes, new glasses.

If we notice things like that just by...

"Oh ... you got a ... have you done anything to your hair? "

Oh you do so well!

It will really be felt important straight, because you notice things that

others have not noticed.

Again, subtlety is super important, because already this is not the important point

men.

As we said, the men that drag it There is nothing subtle in there.

And so basically, subtlety if we flirt subtly, if we dredge subtly, it

will be smooth.

What we want is that the straight arises questions, not that his reaction is "ah

but not sorry, I'm not a lesbian " no.

Not that.

That's what happens when you're too direct.

Yeah exactly.

It's scary.

Made at this stage, you are still quite close to her.

The emotional side, you are there to her, and gets there a moment that you are

essential, so you are a little better friends, you are his confidante and you are

very close to her.

All this can be done very quickly, we are not saying that it's all

long months of work.

Generally two daughters between them is While it may be close enough enough

quickly, especially if more as one says, we're here for her, we complimented her,

etc., which will push it?

No one.

Because again, everyone loves feel wanted, all women love ...

Yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah baby.

Everyone enjoys being complimented.

So you can say what you want but, to be told that're beautiful it's always you

pleasant.

So all that means is that arriving this close there, it can be done

fast enough.

STEP 5.

The fatal blow.

That is to say.

ALCOHOL + JEALOUSY.

How come there is Louisiana?

How we get there, then we need a context.

An evening.

An evening.

Where there is alcohol.

Yeah.

Here.

So now that you've reached really just this phase where you are

really close, you are really important emotionally for it, you are

there for her, what you make compliments, we must now make her jealous.

Alcohol, jealousy.

We repeat.

Background, evening.

You are at a party and there you ignore completely.

And you do what you make it usual, the little touches, compliments,

even close, because between a girl it touches, the touch!

Touch hetero!

Touch.

Do it with another girl before her.

We demons.

We demons.

When you do that it will feel really jealous because all of a sudden, she goes

feel more important, it will be more feel special to you, because you

do it with another person.

And there ... drunk.

She will jump on you.

Or you can jump on him.

Background of the evening!

You're with another girl, the lesbian is with another hetero fille.Et there will

try to get your attention.

Yeah yeah, that's it, I generally think it is ... well get drunk.

There will probably be a discussion in this somewhat dramatic evening.

Suddenly hetero will become more lesbian you.

This is the place to reassure her.

It is there that will reassure her, but ...

"But not yet, it is you that is important ..."

"But if I've seen well here, you were ..."

PASSIONATE KISS * *

There you go.

In bed.

Again!

She'll want more.

That was all for this video, I hope that you liked it, comment, Likez video,

tell us what you think and we reviewing Tuesday.

BYEEEEE

Not bad there that's, like, it was this evening I get worse and there was

talking to another girl.

Like that.

And besides you know who it was?

It was that bitch Camille.

This bitch Camille.

Plus he knows I do not like, he knows I not love!

But what a con.

But yes I know, I know!

It annoys me, because on one side it me says he likes me, and after one side

he speaks in this bitch Camille.

You know what?

No.

I think you deserved.

Me ... me if I was with you, I treat you never like this.

Never.

That is true?

Yeah.

And Camille seriously ... what a bitch.

Yeah!

Definitely!

For more infomation >> COMMENT DRAGUER UNE HETERO en 5 ETAPES [fr/Eng Sub] - Duration: 9:24.

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ENG SUBS - DIY TUTORIAL TREE OF LIFE/ ALBERO DELLA VITA - WIRE WEAVING TUTORIAL - Duration: 10:17.

Hi everyone and welcome back to my Youtube channel!

Today we will make a three of life and we are going to make a tree of life similar to this one, but with turquoise chips and silver

So here you can find the supplies list.

We will need some 2mm silver aluminium wire

0,6mm silver wire and we will need about 2 meters of this kind of wire.

some turquoise chips and we are going to use the bigger ones.

a set of pliers

some sand paper

a mandrel or if you haven't one you can use a glass bottle. i am using this one of about 6 cm of diameter

we will need a stainless steel base and a hammer

The first thing we have to do is to wrap the 2mm wire aluminium on the mandrel or the bottle to make our circular shape of the base of the tree of life.

Cut the wire with a flush cutter and with the sand paper try to smooth them.

Now we have to make a loop with the circular plier and then wrap the other wire on the loop to close it.

Try to adjust the wire with a nylon plier

If the circle is quite deformed you can use the bottle again to fix it

Now we have to hammer the wire to make it stronger and resistant.

Repeat this step on the loop and on the wrap of the circular base.

If you use copper or brass the wire base will be more stronger

Now we have to cut 6 wire portions of 27 cm each (the size is perfect for my tree of life which is of 7 cm of diameter

Pick up one of the wire portions , pass it down the wire of the base and fold it in half twist it on itself 2 times.

Insert 4 big chips on each portion of wire.

Twist the wires together

Repeat this step 5 more times.

This is the final result. Now we have to place three branches on one side and three branches on the other side.

Twist the two middle braches together leaving some wire free. We need it to make the roots of our tree. Then repeat this step with the other couples of two branches.

Now we have to twist all the wires together

Now we have to place our roots. This is the most "difficult" part of the tree of life.

Let's start wrapping the first wire around the base and go on in this way trying to making it similar to real trees roots.

If you need some help you can use some pliers too to place the wire.

With one of the pliers try to reproduce the trees protuberances in the trunk and branches

Cut the excess wire with the flush cutter and try to place the points with a plier, too. If you want you can smooth them with sandpaper

And this is my turquoise tree of life!I love them so much!

This is only my method but you can try to find yourself :)

I hope this video would be helpful for you!If so please subscribe to my channel, thumbs up and share it with your friends!

Thanks for watching and Bye bye!

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Enes Batur Haber Türk'e Çıktı ! / Enes Batur HaberTürk'te NDNG ENES BATUR [Enes Batur Haber Türk] - Duration: 6:24.

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DESCUBRE COMO TENER UN 100% DE PENSAMIENTOS POSITIVOS + HISTORIA DEL MONTE - Duration: 21:41.

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Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion - PART 2 - Terrible Improv - Duration: 15:24.

Hello everybody and anybody and welcome back to Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion.

Or Spooky's House of Jump Scares, whichever title you prefer, I don't care.

I'm at roomn 100 Keep a little pep in your step, yeah baby.

So every 100 rooms theres a save point.

Yeah, and a Resident Evil type of loading screen.

Well these halls are different AAHok buddy.

Wasn't expecting one that soon.

I should have.

But I didn't.

I should always be expecting a jump scare, always.

But it's so hard to predict when they're gonna happen, but that's the point of them right?

Jump scares, they jump out at you at random moments.

103.

105.

Oh everything's green.

ok weird.

No jump scare.

I should try doing some improvising as I run down these halls.

Like improv, just make up a story as I go...

Let me give it a shot, I've never been very good at improv but I need to think of something-

Locked?

Please.

Ok.

Recklessly, Alex walked into the mansion.

He had no idea that the man standing in the hallway was the pizza delivery man that walked

his dog 5 years earlier.

He asked him why he was standing in his home.

And the pizza man replied, when I walked your dog all those years ago, it peed on my leg.

Every since then it has melted off because your dog's urine was so hot, that I had to

replace it with a- What's that sound?

Had to replace it with a wooden peg for a leg.

See I told you I'm not very good at improv but that was just a quick little thing to

get me through the few halls.

This looks different..

Locked.

Oh.

Blood?!

Is that- I dunno what that is.

Looks like a turd.

Subject 5 is growing more and more restless I told Spook we need more funds for sedatives

but she just laughed and flew into the ceiling as she usually does, without more chemicals

to keep these things docile I'm not sure how much longer we could keep these things docile.

I'm not sure how long we can keep them here safely.

Geneic Lab Assistant- Generic Lab Assistant *laugh* Wow what a name.

Card key, picked up.

Let's go over here.

I believe Subject 5 is loose, the glass around it's container is shattered, and I can faintly

hear clicking coming from the cieling.

I don't know what will happen now, if it is out and alive then this is probably my last

report.

Clicking is getting louder now, Generic Lab Assistant.

Well I know that when I hear clicking to LOOK AT THE CEILING...

Locked.

Going run run run run I don't want Subject 5 to find me.

Ok.

LEt's see how may words I can rhyme and string together.

Let's think of a word first.

Pizza, Shisha, Lisa, Misa...

Treesa?

Nah.

I was better at the improv.

SLightly.

Slightly better at the improv.

So with that said..

In a flash the cat scurried up the tree after the squirrel, the squirrel turned around and

said Fuck you Cat, you're not getting my acorns!

The cat pulled out a gun and replied I don't want your acorns.

He cocked the gun as he stared the squirrel in the eyes and said I just want your life.

The squirrel then threw the acorns at said cat, distracting it, making

it miss it's shot.

The squirrel then used this opportunity to hide in a hole, it's home that was inside

the tree.

The cat, now furious, raging with anger went on the hunt- You are here...

Everything's moving, that's cool.

Went on the hunt for said squirrel, until it grew tired and gave up.

On it's way back down the tree, the cat, swearing revenge, for making it miss it's shot because

that cat never misses it's shot.

The squirrel came up behind it and pushed it off the tree.

The cat fell, and fell and fell.

As it fell, it's owner watching from the window, had flashbacks of The Lion

king, where Mufasa falls because of Scar.

And that is the end OOOOOOF this story.

That is the end of that story.

I was wondering when a jump scare was gonna happen, haven't seen one in a while.

I think this is my last note I'm going to die having never found my escape, but really

that's not true.

This place was like my escape.

My escape from everything else.

In the end my death is kind of romantic.

What is all this talk of romance?

I will never understand.

Oh, every 50.

Is that- is that who's leaving these notes?

Hang in there, I'll try.

I'm trying Im trying.

Game saved.

Cool cool.

My apologies, I said every 100 rooms there's a save point but it's every 50.

It is in fact every 50, not every 100.

GL Labs.

Ok.

You ever see SpongeBob the- This place is starting to affect me.

I've seen enough horror movies to know how toi survive a simple ghost or two, but these

monsters keep getting faster and stranger.

I guess.

I've only seen one monster.

But then again I havent been looking behind me.

I've only seen a brain, I've heard clicking in the ceiling, and the creature from the

black lagoon.

In order to survive this house I must keep writing notes.

I must do everything a central protagonist would do and hope this is one of those stories.

Insert obscure horror story reference that no one gets and misinterperets as instructions

some how.

Huh?

I can't answer you?

AH *flustered gibberish* Ok.

He's back.

The creature from the black lagoon is back and he took some of my health, that asshole!

How dare he.

How dare he lay his slimey webbed fingers on me.

He will pay for - oou flashlight!

Alright this is Silent Hill 1.

Yeah this is definitely Silent Hill 1.

Japanese.

Definitely.

Fuck the other rooms.

What?

What's that sound?

AH *flustered gibberish* I'm going IO'm going, OH FUCK.

Come on come on come on.

Aww.

That's cute.

That's a nice little interlude.

Loving the music so far.

I'm just waiting for the moment it starts getting twisted.

Awwk.

Damn you cupcake, or ice cream whatever you were I didn't get a good look a you.

Nope AHH oh my God, oh you're still chasing me huh?

Aww man my health is so low.

Ok.

Gotta out run this thing now.

I hate that ghost's look because it reminds me of The Grudge and I hate the grudge.

I fucking HATE the grudge.

A long time ago when The Grudge first came out, I watched it and, oh my God did that

scar me for life.

Especially he part in the stairwell first, second the part where she was under the sheets

in the bed.

ohhh Fuck, That killed me as a kid.

One of these.

Nope.

Left.

Ok so.

Left.

Left, Nope.

Left, left, straight, straight.

Gotcha.

Note, So I still haven't died so it appears I might be the protagonist, but I'm not entirely

sure.

I hope I'm not some side character that leaves notes for pointless exposition.

Also I found a strange computer that gave descriptions of the monsters.

It seems like they are called Effective based on how many people they kill.

Well they haven't killed me so how effective could they be?

Okie dokie let's go let's go.

COme on come on.

Few more rooms until 200.

I'm waiting for the jump scare.

Where is it, come on.

Now this isn't the most exciting game, the most exciting thing I could commentate on.

I think the Effectiveness of the Specimens is also somehow related to the souls of the

people they kill somehow, Anyway I'm still alive and strong, but I fell like the inmost

cave of mu journey lies ahead.

I wonder what the antagonist will look like KI hope they're cute.

Me too buddy, me too.

And save game!

Ok.

Room 200!

A few more to go, 800 more to go, not that bad but I can do it.

I hope anyones enjoying this I know it's a little more difficult to commentate on because

there's not much happening in the halls.

But either way I hope you're enjoying it.

Anyways I will see you in the next one.

Ciao homies.

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Birding with Tom Schulenberg - Duration: 2:37.

l can't remember when I started birding.

It was sometime when I was still a child.

You know you'd catch some motion, you'd see a little flash of color.

What's that?

I'm Tom Schulenberg. I'm a professional ornithologist at the Cornell Lab of Ornithology.

It doesn't do you any good to look at a field guide and read about these subtle color differences if you can't actually

see them if you're looking through your binoculars.

Ever since that early age I've been on the quest for birds and I've also been on the

quest for the the best optics that I can find.

You may not know what you're missing if you haven't looked through high quality optics.

It's the difference between frustration and clarity.

My house is situated with a patch of woods immediately behind it and a field with an

expansive view in front of it.

It has the potential to have a very large number of species visible from that one point.

And my mission is to live up to the potential that my yard offers me.

I come into these woods almost every morning during migration.

If I am looking through binoculars at a bird, I want to see it and I want to see it well.

lllYou just never know what's going to be out here.

Great-crested Flycatcher just called. That's so nice!

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