Hey guys.
Hey guys.
Oh. I have to do the thing? I forget.
I actually forget.
Hey guys, it's August, and welcome to my chaugust.
So today, we're going to be doing a challenge,
because . . . I feel like it's really far away.
Today, we're gonna be doing a challenge,
because that's what you guys said
you wanted to see from us.
August is gonna be guessing the prices of makeup,
and we wanted to put a little twist on it.
So we're gonna do, if he gets it wrong,
I have to put it on his face.
But if he gets it right, I don't do it.
I'm gonna to f-- this up so badly.
So, if he gets it within five dollars of the price,
then that's correct, because, obviously,
he's not gonna get it right on the money.
So for . . . "right on the money."
AUGUST: "Right on the money."
For instance, if the product costs $30,
if he guesses $25 - 35, then that's right.
Yeah.
Or is that too big of a gap?
Oh, see, I was thinking it might be too small.
No, no. It'll be good.
So, I think I'm just gonna go by how you do your face.
How much do you think this cost? (You can hold it.)
Oh, well, this is the classic Honey Dew Me Up
from my makeup look.
"Honey Dew Me Up."
ANNIKA: That was in my ass crack one time.
Because I only use the best products . . .
What even is this?
Why doesn't it just say what it is?
Oh. It's a primer.
There are gold flakes in it. Is it real gold?
Because that would change a lot.
ANNIKA: Um-hmm.
Okay. It's literally just honey?
It's not actually honey.
It says "honey."
Yeah, but there's more stuff in it.
It's not just honey. AUGUST: Oh.
And it's probably a tiny amount of honey.
Like this much. AUGUST: Oh. It's $20.
F--! That was right. It was 17.
The gap is too big.
"Gap is too big." That's what she said . . . he said?
ANNIKA: They. AUGUST: They?
ANNIKA: The royal "they"?
AUGUST: Don't use pronouns on this channel.
ANNIKA: Okay. Yeah.
Next product: e.l.f. Flawless Finish Foundation.
AUGUST: That looks cheap. ANNIKA: Hold it.
To me, the packaging feels really expensive.
Are you trying to just trick me, though? That's the thing.
No. I'm just saying objectively the packaging is pretty . .
Okay. How about how I have a $4 range?
AUGUST: Go down? ANNIKA: Okay.
ANNIKA: $4 range. AUGUST: $4 range.
I'm gonna say this is . . .
F--. Uh . . . $16.
It's 5 bucks.
Yo, what?!?
Yeah.
Okay, so it was cheap.
Yeah. Let me go grab my BeautyBlender!
ANNIKA: Ayyy! AUGUST: Ayyy!
ANNIKA: Ayyy!
"Bad b-- my only type,
Independent too,
Get it boo."
Yeah, I'm such a rapper.
ANNIKA: Let's cover up all those lil pimps.
AUGUST: F-- you!
"Pimps." Are you saying my face isn't flawless as it is?
ANNIKA: Now it will be. Flawless Finish Foundation.
What's your favorite song?
This is wet. That's not a song.
I'm just talking about the foundation.
Is that a song? That's my favorite song.
"This is Wet" is my favorite song.
ANNIKA: Let's make it a song.
Let's write a song together.
Let's start a brother-sister duo.
AUGUST: Uhhhhh . . . .
I don't know what my favorite song is.
ANNIKA: My favorite song of all time . . .
AUGUST: My favorite song is . . . ANNIKA: Okay. . .
"Bounced Back" by Big Sean.
No one cares what you think, Annika.
My favorite song that, like, whatever comes out,
it's still always my favorite,
is "Somebody That I Used to Know."
Oh, okay. Yeah. Fair enough.
"Bounced Back" isn't actually my favorite song.
I don't know what my favorite song is.
I don't have a favorite. It changes too often.
ANNIKA: That's what I mean.
"Somebody That I Used to Know" is just always . . .
AUGUST: It's gonna be some old rock song, then.
Like, something by Red Hot Chili Peppers, maybe.
ANNIKA: Ah. Iconic.
Daddy!
Is this even my skin tone?
Yeah. More or less.
Oh f--. Now it's "Welcome O My Chaugust."
Welcome o my chaugust!
Do I look good?
Yes. You look sexy.
Next product: Tarte Shape Tape "Conciller."
Tarte. Okay. "Conciller." How much could this be?
I'm gonna say $10.
ANNIKA: No. AUGUST: What?
ANNIKA: It's literally 25. AUGUST: What!?!
ANNIKA: Yeah. AUGUST: For that much?
Yeah. B--, that's what I'm saying.
They're f-ing scamming you.
ANNIKA: I know. AUGUST: They're actually . . .
They finessin all . . . You have to look at me.
We're just gonna do underneath your eyes,
because you have hair in between your eyebrows,
and on your chin.
So it's not going to be fun to put that there.
Wow. I feel attacked.
You know what's really sad?
Usually when people do this video . . .
AUGUST: Your life.
I mean, yeah. That's kind of where I was going.
Usually when people do this video,
they do it with their boyfriend or their husband.
[August laughs]
AUGUST: Idiot.
ANNIKA: Not me!
No. We're not done. You're fine.
AUGUST: I'm dying!
ANNIKA: Get over it.
AUGUST: I'm also kind of out of frame, I think.
Yeah. You need to lay back.
Okay, do you want Doodles in it or no?
You were saying that she needs to be in it.
AUGUST: She's cute. ANNIKA: She is cute.
ANNIKA: Ughhhhh . . .
I feel like I need to sneeze out of my eyes.
ANNIKA: Eww.
Coty Airspun Powder.
Oh, I really don't want powder on my face.
Well, I mean, you're already wearing foundation.
It's just gonna set it down and make it not sticky, so . . .
What if I like sticky?
Okay.
Alright. I'll go with $20.
It's $7.
I'm gonna shoot myself.
Okay, the thing is, I wanted it to be hard for you,
so I did an arrangement of . . .
Oh, no, no. It's good. I ain't a p*ssy.
Look up. You need to open your eye and look up.
Nothing bad is going to happen. We're just gonna bake.
B--, I don't trust you with anything.
Why would I trust you with this?
Remember that one time that I threw
a chunk of ice at your head?
Yeah, I remember. And told me it was an accident?
I hope that wasn't an expensive shirt.
Nooooo!!!
Remember that time that you got chocolate
on your Stussy t-shirt?
Dude. I don't ever spill food on my shirt.
But that Stussy t-shirt is actually cursed.
ANNIKA: Really?
I've spilled three times on it now.
And I never spill food on myself.
I'm gonna wipe it away.
Next, we have the Revlon Photo Fini . . .
"Photo Fini" . . .
AUGUST: "Photo Fini."
ANNIKA: Photo Ready. AUGUST: Fata Tini.
Photo . . .
Tortellini.
Fettucini.
Um, torte . . .
Revlon Photo Tortecini Ready.
Spagoodle.
He touch my spaghet.
Somebody toucha ma spaghet.
Okay. Photo Finish . . .
Photo Ready Insta-Fix Contour Stick.
Is there a price somewhere on here, please?
$20.
I think it's like $13, but I also, tbh, have to double check.
ANNIKA: $7. AUGUST: Sh--! No!
Oh no. $14. What did you say?
I said $20. God!
Haaa!
Eww. It feels like you're rubbing Play-Doh on me?
Clay. More like clay. It feels like clay.
ANNIKA: Stop doing that!
This is abusive.
You agreed!
There was consent. Consent is key.
Oh, f--. Was my auto-focus on this entire time?
Oh. Don't look at yourself!
You look great.
Uhh.
AUGUST: Ahhh! You try to break my neck,
and then you breathe your filthy morning breath
into my nose.
ANNIKA: I brushed my teeth!
Wunderbar!
What does that even mean?
"Wonderful" in German.
Guess how much she is.
This is the Hourglass Ambient Lighting Blush
and Mood Exposure.
Okay. Well, that looks, like, hella fancy,
but the packaging actually feels kind of cheap.
But it's very fancy inside looking.
Would it be really stupid of me just to say . . .
This is like . . . Aw, sh--.
This could get so overpriced,
or it could be dirt cheap.
I don't know. I'm gonna say $30.
$48.
F--! Y'all are getting scammed.
Yeah. And especially since this is blush.
Do you know how much blush people use? This much.
That's just like . . .
Smile.
Bigger than that.
There you go. Beautiful.
Easy, breezy, beautiful. CoverGirl.
James Charles who? [August laughs]
I got that joke. I'm cultured.
ANNIKA: Yes. AUGUST: Yea-ah.
Anastasia Beverly Hills Sundipped Glow Kit.
Four shades.
Yo. That looks hella fancy.
I'll say this is $50.
$40.
F--!
You suck.
[August sighs]
We're gonna take the shade "Summer."
Mix a little bit with "Moonstone."
Oh, yes. Nut!
Move.
AUGUST: B--. ANNIKA: Bitch.
Now, we're gonna move on to eyeshadow.
This is the Huda Beauty Rose Gold Palette.
[Annika sighs]
There's no way I'm getting this.
We'll give you a five dollar range for that, instead of four.
Thanks.
Goddam--t. What is this? Eyeshadow?
It's an eyeshadow palette.
I really don't want eyeshadow. F--.
I'll give you a seven dollar range,
because I really don't want to do your eyeshadow.
$60.
$65.
[sighs]
Holy sh--. I just feel like . . .
Yeah. This is a really f-ing expensive eyeshadow palette.
Just for reference, eyeshadow palettes are normally,
like, $40. And this is $65.
I feel like eyeshadow palettes are the one thing
I kind of know, just because, like . . .
Too Faced?
Okay. Yeah.
That's for eyeshadow, right?
Well, they do other stuff, too.
But, like, the palette . . . the peach palette and sh--?
Yeah!
So I know the prices of those. So, like . . .
Okay. House of Lashes Sephora . . .
Oh f-- no!
Natalia Eyelashes.
No. No! Is this the last thing?
ANNIKA: No! AUGUST: Oh god.
oh course not , sister.
So I have to go through the whole video wearing these?
ANNIKA: Yeah.
There's no way it can be that expensive.
Oh see, she's keeping the poker face on.
You're a b--.
Do I get $7 on this?
ANNIKA: No. AUGUST: F--!
$4. We're going back to $4,
because this is not going to be that bad.
AUGUST: $12. ANNIKA: F---.
AUGUST: Yes! ANNIKA: They're $14.
AUGUST: Yes! ANNIKA: Uhhhhhh.
You're the worst.
That's a tampon.
Tampons are not that expensive.
I'm gonna say . . . Uh, let's see . . . Per tampon?
It can't be more than, like, 50¢ per tampon.
Are you punching in your answer?
For 50 cents? Yes.
It's, like, $15 . . . $20.
That's a really expensive tampon.
Okay. Um, it's a mascara, but we're putting it on anyway.
Oh sh--. Wait. I was kidding, though.
I know. But I asked you
if you wanted to stamp in your answer.
You a ho. This feels very . . .
sensual. My eyelashes are getting a massage.
It's kind of wet, though. It's a wet massage.
That's a euphemism. That's gotta be a euphemism.
Ewww!
Wait, how were you gonna do this and fake eyelashes?
You usually put on the fake eyelashes before,
and then you combine your real lashes
with your fake ones.
Dude, that's some next-level sh--.
Do I wanna look in the mirror?
No. You look f-ing beautiful.
What the f--?
You actually look, like, decent-ish.
Now, the last thing. You're finally free.
We have the Clarins . . .
I wouldn't call this "free."
Clarins Instant Light Lip Comfort Oil
in the "Honey" shade.
AUGUST: $15. ANNIKA: $26.
AUGUST: Yo, that's expense! ANNIKA: I know.
They sent it to me, and I was like, "Holy sh--!"
They were like, "Can you review it on your channel?"
And I was like, "I don't even know if I can."
Wait, so what is it?
It's a lip oil. It's like a lip gloss.
Oh good.
[August grunts/groans]
Ewww. That was such a gross noise.
[August makes the noise again]
This will hydrate. Stop doing that!
Yeah. Okay.
[August smacks his lips] ANNIKA: Ugh!
I don't like it. Ahhh! ANNIKA: You look so pretty!
So this is the final look.
I hope that you guys enjoyed this video.
Just in time, because my camera is about to die.
You okay?
I wanna die.
Yep. Okay. Thank you guys so much for watching
Get the f-- out of my chaugust.
It's f-ing used! Why . . .
Why are you giving me a used makeup wipe?
It's still moist. Just . . . Okay.
[Annika groans]
[August groans]
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