This is Satire Station, and I'm your host Jay Charles.
You know what I'de do if I saw a house painted like Van Gogh's Starry Night?
I'de give it some space.
But apparently that can't happen in the Florida city of Mount Dora because city officials
have alleged that this house, painted like Van Gogh's Starry Night, violates city code.
The homeowners were initially fined 250 dollars a day, but in December the fines were reduced
to 100 dollars a day.
How generous, just when you thought people were starting to forget about the Christmas
spirit.
The fines were set at a maximum of 31 days, although when the highly intelligent and not
dictator like city officials realized the homeowners refused to have their house repainted,
they lifted the maximum!
The officials said the house was technically considered a sign and was earning business
for the artist who pained it, and it was also a distraction for drivers.
In case that wasn't enough it was even considered to put a lien on the property to ensure the
homeowners had their house repainted.
As of the last update on the amount of fines, it's over 9,000 dollars!
But fortunately a federal judge granted a restraining order temporarily blocking the
city of Mount Dora from placing additional fines on the homeowners.
So it would seem the petition on change.org in favor of the homeowners and artist with
over 10,000 signatures got noticed.
The only way this story could possibly get any worse is if the city of Mount Dora was
an artsy town, that brought in a lot of tourism dollars for being artsy, and let's get oddly
specific and say the city was ranked Number 7 in the nation for "Best Fine Art Show",
but that would be ridiculous.
Nothing could possibly get that ironic, or could it?
Additionally in the news jumping to the west coast of America, a pop up Nordstrom store
in Seattle, Washington that lasts until May 29 is selling a clear plastic bag that first
made its appearance during the Paris Spring Summer 2018 fashion week in January of this
year.
The price of the bag?
590 dollars.
Does 590 dollars sound like a lot of money for a clear plastic bag?
Clearly.
The bag itself bears the name of the luxury-clothing brand Celine as well as containing a warning
in multiple languages that there is danger of suffocation for babies and small children,
but realistically the warning of suffocation should be extended to your bank account.
But still the question remains, why charge near 600 dollars for a clear plastic bag in
Seattle, Washington?
Well, if your cities minimum wage was as high as Seattle's, wouldn't you try anything?
Finally in the news an Indian man by the name of Dinesh broke a world record for the fasted
time to drink a bottle of ketchup.
This would not be Dinesh's first world record, being that he fit 88 grapes in his mouth at
the same time as well as ate 9 and a half ounces of peanut butter in 60 seconds.
His record time for consuming an entire 14 ounce glass bottle of ketchup was 25.37 seconds,
which he accomplished by using a drinking straw.
The rules were simple; finish 95 percent of the bottle to qualify for the record.
Dinesh stated quote "I am doing this record to prove myself as best in this amazing world
in this particular record field" end quote.
They say you miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take.
And in this situation, Heinz sleight is 20 20.
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