Nobita doesn't pass a shit
I'm done with this assh-
Doraemon, Doraemon...
They just gave me my last test note...
Before you ask for it:
I don't have any gadget to transform a zero into a ten of ten
i don't do miracles
i'm doing final exams
if i keep failing examns i will have to repeat the year again
now, they call me the grandpa of the school
i'm in the same class of the Giant's son
when did giant have a son?
he met a girl in the university
and they married and stuff
damn Nobita, ur situation is heavy
i don't have a gadget to make u more clever
but i can help u to pass the exams
take this gadget
u put it in ur ear
and we can communicate during the test
i will tell you the answers
Nobita, how's going?
do u need help?
i dunno doraemon
i'm stuck in the Name question
don't mind, Nobita, just keep going
go to the next question, don't waste time
ok, ok... how the f*ck conquered America?
Colón... everyone knows that
Novita, are u speaking with anyone?
No, no... i'm just focus in the questions
What do u say, Nobita?
Nothing, Doraemon, i'm not talking to u
this kid is retard
this kid is retard
Doraemon... another zero
if i fail the exam
i will have to repeat the whole year for 10º time
ok, i didn't want to do this, cuz i'm very comfortable here
but i will go with u
wearing the invisibility cape to give u the answers
Doraemon, Doraemon
he (the teacher) is staring too close to me. what do i do?
dissimulate, wait until he distracts
meanwhile, write something in the paper
to look like u doing the test
this exam is too difficult
look at the bright side
what's bright bout failing another exam?
no, no, i mean, turn the page, look the other side
uh, ok
oh, shit, the teacher is coming
erase whatever u drew
and try to look like u are thinking
i can't, i did it with a pen
sup nobita? i hope this time i ain't doing traps
lemme look at ur exam
uh, so... u drew a big penis
u tried to fool me in the last exam... and now u mock me uh?
enough, no?
i can't handle ur presence anymore
my wife Karen divorced me and took my kids
and above that, i have to come every morning to see ur f*ckin face
i have nightmares where i have to correct ur tests
but when i wake up i have to do it for real
u embitted my existence
i'm done with this shit... aaaaaa
Nobita, how's it going?
the teacher got distracted?
Doraemon, he just jumped out the window
but we are in a 5th floor
effectively, he just died
look at the bright side
but why do u want me to continue the exam?
no, no, i mean, the teacher died, so this exam doesn't count anymore
let's go home
"1. Draw a male reproductive system and indicate his parts"
like if u wanna see more adventures of doraemon
never chase a b*tch
and... who u are?
i was a teacher, and i just commited suicide
so u have commited sin. so u won't be able to enter in the paradise
i was the teacher of Nobita
holy shit. u are a saint
come in
u are VIP bro
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