So I follow Astroglide on Twitter And they're always doing these little giveaways
and things you can sign up for and at some point I won a goody box or bag
so I want to show you what was in it its very exciting
it has this little travel bag and it says (love loot by Astroglide)
it's so cute okay
this little pouch has dice in it so, lets roll these guys
kiss ears
nibble...WILDCARD!
Its the penis, its always the penis the wildcard never lies
thats really cool oh, theres a little sign here for the door
it says, sorry I can't get to the door I'm all tied up
or do not disturb product testing in progress What?
What?
Astroglide did you make this just for me I,m ging to use this all the time.
This is happening Awesome, thank you guys.
Okay Oh, okay also look at this it is a little
travel brush it looks like Prepared for anything Astroglide
Oh my indeed There is a little mirror so you can be like
'let me touch myself up just a little bit" I remeber these from when I was a lil kid
I had these Okay i am not even going to brush my hair
cause it is not happening That's awesome
A candle a candle I get too excited about candles
I have some that are shaped like things and I never burn them
This is spark ignite passion it kinda smells like lavender
oh prepared for anything this is a travel toothbrush
I see the theme here guys some playing cards for realsies playing cards
Get a friendly game of strip poker or something else
some go fish with ya know, consequences and rewards
An Astroglide can coozy it says "slip this on when things get hot"
and it has this little pouch for a condom That is so cute!
I really love this idea of being prepared for sexy things to happen
Okay so, Astroglide has a soft place in my heart
because of a prank me and my friend played when we worked at G-stop
we are evil awful terrible girls but I do say, boys deserve terrible things
to happen to them because cause they are nasty in the bathroom!
and G-stop's bathroom was terrible because of them
Boys seriously, don't overshoot and remember to flush
and just clean up after yourselves otherwise things will happen to you
I will tell, my friend and I worked there together and we thought that it would be
like really funny to replace this awful hand sanitizer with Astroglide
take it and put it inside the bottle so take the hand sanitizer empty it and put
Astroglide inside the bottle It wasn't quite as thick and it also didn't
smell like alcohol it had the right look and the consistency
was close So, we put it out and people actually used
it some of the guys used it we would start to feel bad but then we would
forget that it was there so one day the store manager is trying to
make the store not smell after some people had been in and it didn't
smell right he was trying to make it smell good then he
went to use the hand sanitizer on and he freaked out!
i mean it was like slow motion of like horrid sounds
I mean freaking out!
He was smelling and screaming what is that?!
Then taking the little bottle of hand sanitizer AKA Astroglide
smelling it and then slamming it into the trashcan
like boo! like you know he was just, had it.
He was like a superhero slamming that into the trashcan.
I tried not to laugh because at that moment i realized it was the Astroglide
But then in the back of my mind I was like he is freaking out a lot
he is like, I know this is Astroglide I know what this is
this is the same lubricant I use at home why is it here
Anyway, messed with his mind.
freaked everyone out everybody kept talking about
what had went wrong with it maybe it had just gotten hot, why would it
do that?
Did it melt?
That's so weird.
Maybe it didn't have enough alcohol in it.
Anyways, it was hilarious.
So yeah, thanks Astroglide you made working at G-stop fun when maybe it would not have
been as much fun.
What we have here is their Astroglide water based lubricant
We have spark some gel
some natural liquid, I really like it.
It has glycerin in it but it is plant based and I have never had any side effects but
I am still testing it.
Sensitive skin gel premium silicone
diamond silicone gel.
Well, now that I told you the story and showed you what was in there I guess I can let you
go because I mean I don't know what else.
Also, follow me on social media i will have the links and information around here some
where for you.
Big shout out to Astroglide I didnt expect to win this little pouch because I never win
anything.
And can't believe I got this, and it has this little thing,
I'm just going to be like, yeah product testing happening
stay out unless you want to become part of the testing process.
SO YEAH!
Be sure and like my video and subscribe to my channel and you know
do all that stuff that you should do because we're friends and I would do it for you.
So anyways I guess I will just talk to you next time, you take care of yourself
until then and you know, don't forget the lube, even if you think it's hand sanitizer.
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