I'm a car salesman!
My kind has been villianized by Hollywood.
We're all portrayed to be Monsters!
Bloodthirsty scoundrels.
Some of those portrayals are true.
But not for me!
*Subliminal Message*
If you buy a car from me, all of the proceeds will go
towards paying my bills, funding these very low
budget films I keep making.
and some of it might go towards feeding some children in Africa.
*Subliminal Message*
In a few moments my email will be on the screen.
It's on there now. Screen shot it
send me an email if I've done enough
to convince you to maybe buy from me.
If you're older and don't know how to screenshot
Call the number below and ask for Nate!
And if you call with in the next thirty minutes
we'll throw in a free cat pillow!
If you're the type of person that would rather
drive their old jalopy into the ground than buy a new one
and would rather make some money on the side,
then I'm your guy too.
If you send this video to a friend
that you know is looking for a car,
and they buy from me
I'll send you a check for $100.
*Subliminal Message*
If you want the best of both worlds,
buy a car from me and then refer a friend to me
and still make $100. Whaaaaaa.
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