A christmas carol
NARUTARD THEATER-"A CHRISTMAS CAROL" IN THIS SMALL, CHEERFUL TOWN, THERE IS ONLU ONE PERSON NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS.
MEET UCHIHA SASUKE, THE MOST UNSOCIABLE BUSINESSMAN IN THE WORLD. SASUKE HATES THE HOLIDAYS MORE THAN ANY OTHER TIME OF THE YEAR
Naruto: Sasuke! Can I have Christmas off? Please?//Sasuke: be prepared to work overtime// AND THIS IS HIS OVER-WORKED, UNDERAPPRECIATED EMPLOYEE, UZUMAKI NARUTO.
UCHIHA SASUKE LIVES A PRETTY MISERABLE EXISTENCE, RISING EARLY AND WORKING LATE TO GAIN MONEY AND POWER. MISTREATIN PEOPLE...
Sasuke: I shouldn´t have left that idiot a day off. Bah... //BUT THINGS ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE, AND SASUKE´S LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
Shikamaru: I´m the ghost of Shikaaaamaru// AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT, HE WAS VISITED BY A TERRIFYING APPARITION IN THE FORM OF HIS OLD BUSSINESS PARTNER, SHIKAMARU NARA.
Shikamaru: Sasuke, you are power hungry, socially retarded, and kind of emo. Tonight you will be visited by three Christmas ghosts. Prepare!
SASUKE WENT TO BED THAT NIGHT, BUT COULDN´S FALL ASLEEP. JUST AS HE STARTED TO DOZE OFF...
Ghost 1: OI, Wake up.// Sasuke: Get off. OFF!
Ghost 1: Oh "hark..." "hearken"...I am the ghost of Christmas past...//Sasuke: Fantastic. I´m going to bed.
Ghost 1: Oh no you don´t! We´re to the past, Uchiha!//Sasuke: No, dammit!!
Ghost 1: Look! It´s the city, years ago!//Sasuke: Let go, yo freak!// THE GHOST AND SASUKE SAILED OVER THE TOWN WHICH BEGAN TO LOOK YOUNGER AND YOUNGER...
Ghost 1: hey, look, Sasuke! It´s you at age three!
SASUKE, AGE 3.//Sakura: H-hi Sasuke-kun! Happy holidays!
Sasuke: Sakura, huh? I´d forgotten about her.../Shikamaru: Jeeze!
SASUKE AND SAKURA, 2 YEARS LATER...//Sakura: Want to borrw my mittens, Sasuke-kun?// Sasuke: Sure, thanks!
SASUKE AND SAKURA, EVEN MORE YEARS LATER//Sakura: Sasuke, I-//Sasuke: Shut up. You´re irritating me.
Sakura: Oh...I see...I´m sorry...
Ghost 1: Hahaha! Jeeze, you screwed up with Sakura!//Sasuke: Shut up. Now.
Ghost 1: But seriously! Are you crazy! She was so hung up over you.//Sakura: Sasuke! I´m so sorry!
Sasuke: Who cares? Can´t change stuff from the past, so who cares, really? I don´t care!
BUT IN REALITY, HE CARED A LOT. UCHIHA SASUKE WENT HOME AGAIN THOROUGHLY DEPRESSED, DREADING THE NEXT GHOST´S APPEARANCE.
HE DIDN´T HAVE TO WAIT VERY LONG.//Sasuke: Dawn you ghosts! Learn to knock!//Ghost 2: Cute...Your girlfriend?
Ghost 2: Oh, hush up. I´m the ghost of Christmas present...and if you give me any crap tonight...
Ghost 2: ...I´ll silence you forever.//Sasuke: Are all ghost so charming?
Ghost 2: LEt´s go!// Sasuke: NOOOO!// OFF THE GHOST AND SASUKE SPED, INTO THE PITCHBLACK NIGHT...
Sasuke: What did you take me here for?//...AND FINALLY ARRIVED AT THE HOME OF UZUMAKI NARUTO, SASUKE´S EMPLOYEE.
SASUKE AND THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT PEERED INTO THE HOME OF THE UZUMAKI FAMILY, WHO WERE CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS EVE.
Hinata: So that bad-tempered, cranky old Sasuke let you off work tomorrow? I can´t hardly believe it!
Naruto: hehe, I know! That pig-headed, nasty, power-hungry, anti-social, angst-ridden jerkface! I guess miracles do happen!
Ghost 2: Um...*Coughlosercough*
Konohamaru: Daddy! You´re home! Dinner!?
Sasuke: Oi. ghost. Who is this kid?
Ghost 2: Hmm? Oh. That would be the Uzumakis´s young, adopted, crippled son, Tiny Konohamaru.
Sasuke: Bah....it...it has nothing to do with me....
SUDDENLY, THE WARM SCENE MELTED AWAY AN UCHIHA SASUKE FOUND HIMSELF IN A GRAVEYARD.
Sasuke: What the- a funeral? They´re leaving...
Hinata: Tiny Konohamaru! Come back! no!
Sasuke: He...died? Then this is the future?//Ghost 3: Right you are, Uchiha...
Sasuke: !? Whose that? Whose there!?
Sasuke: What´s going on, huh? Are you the ghost of Christmas future? Why are we in the graveyard?
Sasuke: That grave...!
Ghost 3: I´ll be sure to hold your place in line to hell, little brother!
Sasuke: WAAAAAUGHH! NO!! SHIT, FUCK!// THAT MORNING, SASUKE WOKE IN HIS BED. HAD IT BEEN A DREAM? HE DIDN´T KNOW.
BUT HE DID ARRIVE AT THE USUMAKI´S HOME BEARING A FRESH TURKEY, AND VOWED TO CHANGE HIS WAYS.// SSasuke: Uh...I brought a turkey for you starving poor people. (Take note, God!)
Konohamaru: God bless everyone!//Sasuke: Naruto, did Konohamaru steal some of your Ritalin?
Sakura: Naruto-kun, Hinata-chan! Sorry for dropping in un-announced...just wanted to wish you a...-
Sakura: *WHat the...heck?* Me-merry..Christmas!//Naruto: Yeeei!//Konohamaru: Let´s open gifts now!
Sakura: Sasuke-kun, you´re here, too? Wow, it´s been a while. I´m sorry...I´ll be leaving soon.//Sasuke: ........
Sasuke: Sakura...Merry Christmas.
Fireworks
Christmas Present
*EXCITED* Sakura: Sasuke-kun! We will have a costume party tonight! I have prepared the costume for you.// Sasuke: well...costume is too...
*WORRIED* Sasuke: Why you holding a chain?
Sakura: Do you want to be my deer? *Sakura in handsome mode*
*Dressed up* Sasuke: Why I will dress up it?
Sakura: Merry Christmas!!
Sakura: Yeah!
*Chain* *Low cut*
Naruto: Sakura-chan! I am your loyalty dog but not Sasuke!//Sasuke: Idiot! Let go your hand! You´re not her dog!// Kakashi: You´ll grew uo. Nice sense. I´m proud of you.
PRESENT TIME. Sakura: You should protect your new hand! Be careful!//Naruto: Sakura-chan!
Naruto: I love you so much! Sakura-Chan You´re really good with to me! Its better if you can be more gentle to me. *fEELING WEASY* *GLOVES*//Sakura: Baka Naruto! I am always nice to you! I am very gentle an soft! Shannaroo!
Sakura: Ah!//Sasuke: I don´t need gift
Sakura: Sensei!//Sasuke: S...Sweater? And a heart on it? What´s happen? How about me? Sakura! Gomen!! I want my present too!
Naruto: When did they get closer? It is unreasonable for Sasuke to take cuckloded! *panic, panic*//Sasuke: How could it be... Impossible! What a fucking heart!
Sakura: Wear it now, Kakashi-sensei!//Kakashi: Haha! Sakura, yout love confession is so hot. It makes me a little bit shy.
Sasuke: DONT TOUCH SAKURA! YOU PERVERT TEACHER!//Naruto: Just a simply sweater! It´s not a fucking love confession! I understand you! But he is your sensei! CALM DOWN!! SASUKE!!
Kakashi: It´s a love sweater!/Sakura: Yes!
**CRY*//Sasuke: Sakura! Don´t tell me my christmas present is this laughable deer costume!
Sakura: Ah...I´ll give your christmas gift tonight :)
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