Good morning, sir
Air of festivity, wherever the movie was screened
True, add this line next
Creating a sensation in every single region
So what if it's only the 2nd day
Only we should boost our film
Start a controversy in Facebook and Twitter
Pack up the old bandicoots
Are we running a home for the aged?
Have you come to narrate a story?
In those days directors Bharathiraja and Bhagyaraj...
...will narrate their stories to me
You go inside, sir
He's a pest of the first order!
You asked me to come and narrate my story
Did I tell you to come today?
Please sit
If the movie isn't doing well...
...random strangers tear us apart
Is this your story?
Of course, sir
Because tomorrow some chap shouldn't sue me...
...claiming it's his story just before release
I won't have money then to defend
Okay, what's the title?
He suddenly shoots with a gun
Building blasts, sir Suddenl-
That's enough, stop
You said it's a small budget film
But now you say it's a period film
Building blast
All that can be done with graphics, sir
Is graphics done in MGR market free of cost?
Have you seen their charges?
A snake attacking its prey costs 1.5 million
It all works out the same
Is this a true story?
No, sir
De Monte colony actually exists, sir
I made a script with the stories I heard
Plus my own imagination
God knows what you did!
Do you have a comedy script?
What kind of story?
Absolutely no story!
Throughout the film, hero and comedian should talk nonstop
Viewer shouldn't be able to guess...
...who is the hero and who is the comedian
Audience should roll on the floor with laughter
With pretty girls in skimpy dresses dancing
I want 5 song situations
"If life becomes dummy, to no avail"
"Even Jimmy will stop wagging his tail"
"If you're a burden to your mummy and daddy"
"...you'll run out of luck even in a game of rummy"
A girl screams out 'God will come to save me'
Suddenly someone jumps through the thatched roof
A big blast
Slowly the camera pans-
Bro, tea and cigarette
Fix the shot
We pull back
We show the hero
How's the suspense?
Wowww!
Awesome, huh?
Thank you
Who do you have in mind to play the hero's role?
I'm thinking of doing it myself, boss
- What, boss? - Nothing
'Lady Luck has lost it!'
Let me tell you the love scene
We show a cute and bubbly heroine
She whizzes in riding a yellow scooter, without even removing its stand
Mom...?
What?
What is it?
Hey! Sajith
Which fan did I ask you to fix here?
Brown fan, madam
Are you deaf or what?
Fix the white fan right away
Let me get hold of the watchman
His reference sucks!
We've come to install your TV
Don't turn on the switch
I don't know if I can trust him
Why did you do that?
How sad, nothing happened
Can you come here?
Coming, sir
What, sir?
Drill 4 holes where I've marked
- Got it? - Okay, sir
Come here
Go there
Who will fix that fan?
Do you know the job or not?
Don't step into this house
How can you be so useless?
I finished all the work, madam
What about the plug point?
I fixed it
How much should I pay you?
Rs 700 for the materials
Rs 700 for labor, madam
For the kind of job you did 1400 is way too much!
Round it up to Rs 1000
Madam, I've also fixed the wiring for the air conditioner
- Madam? - Yes
Installation charges Rs 1500
'He charges 1500 for just lifting a TV set and fixing it?'
"This dumbass donkey dilly dallying with Inky or Pinky"
"He's worthless and wimpy"
"Self respect and dignity are off on a vacation happily"
"Waste product in totality"
"Even the mosquito, dude will think twice to bite you"
"Gone for a toss"
Tell me, Sappai
Vimal, a little while ago Raghavan called me
But his phone is switched off now
He called me too
I spoke with him
I believe he's going directly to the room
- You join him - Okay, Vimal
More than enough for this nitwit
Bend lower
Let me kiss you now
I gave you, right?
It's your turn now
I was so sweaty I removed my vest
Aren't you sweating?
Hey!
Gawd! He's looking at her
He's looking at me too
What are you up to?
Drying my clothes!
Go away, boss
How indecent can you be!
Be fair, boss
Did I peek into your cabin?
You're the peeping Tom!
You came, you saw
Now please go, boss
Dai! Get lost
You and your scarecrow body
Clear out!
Baby, too many cockroaches
My privacy!
Wolf in a sheep's clothing drooling over my girl!
Get lost
Get lost
Tell me, Vimal
Hey! Sappai Where are you?
Didn't you hear your phone ring?
I'm in the room
I fell asleep Tell me
You'll give a complex to RipVan Winkle
Is Raghavan there?
He said he was bugged
And he went upstairs
I'm feeling the same way too
Both of you come to the wine shop
I'll meet you there
Okay, Vimal
Hey, I've bought petrol
It's near the fridge
Bring it with you
Raghava, Vimal called just now
He asked us to meet him at the wine shop
Shall we go?
I'm going out tonight regarding some work
You carry on
What's so important?
You can run your errand later
Don't act pricey
Why are you pushing your bike?
No petrol, dude
Sappai, hand me the petrol can
Ooops! I forgot, Vimal
Don't know what you'll do
Push the bike till our room
Keep this inside
Sappai, give me money
I don't have any money on me
Neither do I
Why did you guys come to drink without money?
Go to the curb and talk
Even toddlers are making a beeline to wine shops
I wonder who will save our country
"Rakamma, clap your hand"
"Tune a song by waving your wand"
"Night bird, beat the drum, start"
"Touch a chord in this king's heart"
Yes, Vimal
Srini, where are you?
I'm here
You mean in Jillu's house?
Come to the point
Can you come here now?
Why...?
We were at a loose end and decided to drink
But none of us have a single pie on us
- Can you come now? - Tough
Wait, I'll check and get back
What did he say?
Jillu...?
What?
The boys want to meet me It's kind of urgent
Shall I go? I'll be right back
What the hell do they want?
Didn't you tell them you won't come for the next 2 days?
I told them
Then why are they bugging you?
If they call you once again...
...tell them I'll send them to jail
Driver, bring my suitcase in
Let me somehow cover up
Jillu...?
My husband is back
Leave immediately
What the heck?!
You said he'll come only after 2 days
God knows why
Maybe he wanted to surprise me
- Just go - Get lost!
- Hey, come here - What now?
Will you bang into my husband like this?
He'll be suspicious
How else-
How else will I go out?
Shin down the pipe?
Why should I?
I'll walk out of the front door
As it is people are saying we are having a steamy affair!
What is it I do here?
I peel garlic, sweep and mop the floors, polish your shoes
I'm pretty much your slave
Baby...?
How could you say that to me, Srini?
Do I treat you like a slave?
Won't you understand me?
Your husband is ringing the bell like a siren
You are giving me an Oscar award performance
Don't talk too much
Climb down the pipe
Hey! Wait
Here's 2000 bucks
If you want more money...
...call me only after 5:00 p.m, okay?
Leave now
"A stale bun too stands before you"
"To spit on your face with scorn in place"
"Even if you apply oil, roll on the street you need luck for mud to stick, isn't it?"
"Don't roam around the city as a jobless nonentity"
"Escape, boss"
"If life becomes dummy, to no avail"
"Even your pet dog won't wag his tail"
Tell me, dude
Vimal, have you guys left?
We are still at the bar
We'll be leaving now
You guys wait there I'm on my way
Soooper, dude
Can you also get me 1 liter petrol on the way?
Okay, fine Hang up now
Hey! He's here
'We know to put our arms around our friend's shoulder'
'We also know to skin our enemy alive'
'We prefer a face to face duel'
'Not backstab like you do'
'Not just me'
I'm so fed up with life
Thought I'll do a photo shoot
But my clients want to look like actors Ajith and Arya
How a chap looks is what the camera clicks, no?
I'm thinking of selling my camera
I'll be better off cleaning camel's dung in Dubai!
In the end we need to look at only such options
Why do you keep whining like this?
Keep trying
You'll succeed
Easier said than done
You walk right into a posh bungalow
Nobody knows what you do inside
But you come out with your wallet bulging!
How many are lucky enough to get such a cushy life?
My actions disgust you, right?
If I were in your shoes...
...I'd think the same way too
But how I'm caught between the devil and the deep sea inside...
...only I know
Only silver lining is...
...I'll get money whenever I ask
At least I'm able to take care of your expenses
You guys settle down first
Then I'll never again step into that house
But don't keep moaning and groaning in front of me
Instead of having a long face like a loser...
...thinking you'll win someday
...put your collars up and walk with a cocky assurance
Advice is always free!
Look there
'Life is a circle, dude'
'Winners will lose'
'Losers will win'
'You still haven't understood that'
(humming)
Looks like it's going to rain
Shall we leave a little while later?
If I look at the sky just once, it's enough
Sun will shine even at midnight!
It won't rain
Hello...?
Tomorrow if you go to Alka Jewellers at 5 p.m...
...they'll have the cash ready
Okay
Collect the cash and call me
Okay
You're alone, right?
Can you say it just once?
Tell me
Jillu
Shall I disconnect?
Okay
I always wanted to ask you
Why do you call that lady Jillu?
Have you seen the film 'Jillunu oru kadhal'?
Yes
The hero Suriya will call the heroine Jyotika 'Jillu'
I've also been ordered to do the same
In that movie the hero will drink and call her 'Jillu'
The shoe is on the other foot here!
Hey!
Just once
From your lips
Can you call me 'Jillu'?
What is he up to?
Jillu
I asked you to laugh
Heartily
Laugh the way I did now and then say
'Jillu'
Tell
Go on
Jillu
Don't stop
Repeat
Again?
Once more
'And you call this a story worth telling'
Today's liquor was too good, right?
Different level
Shall we go for a drive?
Let's not go anywhere
As soon as the rain stops, let's go home
- You go if you want - What arrogance!
Raghava, let's go somewhere
Let's do something really interesting
I know a place
Shall we go there?
Where?
Do you know De Monte Colony?
In Alwarpet?
Yeah, I wanted to go there today
It's supposed to be a haunted bungalow
That's what everyone says
Shall we go check it out?
I'm not coming
Why?
Why won't you come?
I have some work to do in the morning
At 7:00 a.m I must meet the family astrologer
In fact my mom has asked all 4 of us to meet him
True, she has asked us to go without fail
Will the astrologer predict everything correctly?
He will be spot on!
One look at you...
...will he immediately know you're gay?
Let go of me
Srini, I'm going to my room as soon as the rain stops
He's behaving like a rowdy
Started their squabble!
Rowdy?!
I'll make mince meat out of him
You know he's scared of the dark
And you want to drag him to a haunted bungalow
Poor fellow
Why do you feel sorry for him?
Raghava, all the more reason we're going to De Monte colony
I'll take Sappai inside
Just watch the fun
You are taking this too far
Don't force me
Gawd! Specimen
I'm not coming anywhere with you
Leave me alone
Vimal, listen to me
Hurry up
Vimal, help me get down
Don't make a fuss
If you don't I will-
Hey! He's biting me
Where are you going?
Wherever you take me I won't come inside
- Listen to me - Let's see
Please let me get down here
Don't do this
Let's go home
Get down
Get down!
Lift him
Hey! Listen to me
Leave me alone, Raghava
We're already carrying him
Keep moving
Please let go of me, Vimal
Watch your step
(door creaks open)
Why is this place so spooky?
Vimal, let's go
In the heart of the city...
...how is such a large place left untouched?
There are many stories about this place
Each one spins a fresh one
Why should we poke our nose into those stories?
Is it a snake?
'I should play some prank on him'
Vimal, why did you push him there?
Keep quiet and follow me
Vimal...!
How dare he call me a goon!
I'll make him go on his bended knees!
Vimal
So early in the morning astrology and all that crap!
Do we have to go?
Keep going
Such a fuss-pot!
'God, let the astrologer predict good for me alone'
I'm sure He will
(prayer)
What a divine ambience!
'Lord Vishnu, shower Your grace'
Good morning, boys
Who is first?
Not me
Not for me either
If none of you want...
...whose future will he predict?
Let me look at yours
On this paper I want your right thumb impression
We'll check your over-all benefits
Go ahead
Be confident, constant and courageous
That's good
(humming under his breath)
(matching the right palmyra manuscript)
Does your name start with K?
No
Let me check again
Get the 3rd bundle from that shelf
Does it start with letter T?
Not at all
I thought as much
It must be in that bundle
Here, sir
Smooth operator, no?
How about the letter S?
Yes
Is your name Srinivasan?
Right
Your thumbprint belongs to the whorl pattern
Your date of birth is January 26, 1988
12th day of Tamil month Thai
Your name is Srinivasan
Father's name Krishnamurthi
Mother Thilakavathy
According to this manuscript your parents are no more
How's he bang on?
At the time of your birth...
...'Rahu' was in Gemini Mars and Saturn in Virgo
Jupiter in Libra
Sun, Venus, Mercury in Capricorn
This turns out to be...
...a worthless and wasted birth
Whatever work you do...
...will be a wasted effort
You'll lead a hand to mouth existence
Be a burden to mother earth
And breathe your last one day
(cackles in glee)
Let's check your marital life now
Can't get worse!
When saint Agasthiya wrote it...
...even his hands were trembling!
You'll never get married in this birth for sure
Despite all odds...
...like world's 8th wonder
...if a girl is hell bent on marrying only you
...the very same night she will fly away faster than the wind
Waste...waste...waste!
In 6th century BC sage Agasthiya has written your birth will be a total waste
End of your story
Your thumb impression
Yours is right here
'Harakiri'
Lord Shiva!
Your thumbprint is called...
...the ulna loop
According to this manuscript...
...your name is Vimal
Right
Your mother's name is Geetha
And your father is Ilango
Am I right?
(pleased laughter)
How will my life be, sir?
Life...huh?
He'll at least get food without working till he dies
But you were born as a curse to this society
If you can, please die today
Let's hope in your next birth you have a better life
In your horoscope the squares are all wonky
Why are you sending me to my grave sooner than expected?
What about my marital life?
Hey!
Sonny, shall we see yours?
I don't want mine read
Why not?
You dragged us simple souls...
...to some half baked block head
Humiliated us from head to toe
And you'll get away, huh?
Give him your thumbprint
Come on, sonny
'If he predicts good stuff for Sappai...
...I'll die a 1000 deaths, dude'
Wait...let me go in and check
Help me, God
How will my life after marriage be, sir?
That's the only thing missing!
Raghava, I'm extremely irritated
Don't add fuel to the fire
Just keep quiet
I can't find it
Lord Shiva!
His manuscript is not in our bundle
But on Friday we're expecting...
...a fresh bundle from Vaitheeswara temple
If you come on Saturday...
...I'll predict his future from A to Z
It seems he'll tell in alphabetical order!
Get his also
Making fun of me?
Sir, what about money?
Anyhow we are here on Saturday, right?
We'll pay you then
Come definitely on Saturday
Do you want to check any other chapter in your life?
This itself is a closed chapter!
Dude, he's a fraudster!
Because he said bad stuff, he's a trickster, huh?
He was bang on about our parents' names
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