Youtube daily report Feb 7 2017

Preparing the soul crushing (sigh).

Hi everybody, I'm Amanda the G and it's time to call out more bullshit.

This is the series where I read unfortunately totally real messages and profiles from online

dating.

So, here we go.

We're starting with a profile this time.

I don't wanna know what that is.

Is that really the end of the first sentence?

Holy crap.

Like the, the medicine stuff that keeps you from getting sick?

How is that a question?

(laughing) ok, you know when you're trying really hard to sound

sage and smart and then you just say the wrong word?

I feel like that is this guy's entire life.

(whispering) see if you like you do... (normal speaking) I've honestly re-read this like

30 times trying to figure out what that was supposed to mean.

The tag line here:

Y'all are probably gonna wonder why I'm picking

this next message because outwardly, it seems like one that doesn't sound so bad.

The grammar isn't terrible.

Now the reason this one is here is not the lack of capitalization or any of that stuff

cause it's really not that bad.

This is here because you either think one of three things about me.

Either 1 - I'm stupid and cannot pick from a drop down menu, 2 - similarly you think

I'm ditzy and stupid and so dumb that I would not know what I wanted and clearly being a

female I must want to have children so I'm a ditz and couldn't figure that out myself,

or 3 - I'm a liar and picked that on purpose to try and lure someone in and then do a bait

and switch.

So you think I'm stupid, a ditz, or a liar.

(laughing)(talking while laughing) you wanna be married for too short of a time to have

fun, is that what that said?

(laughing harder) I'm sorry (laughing)(squeak)(laughing) oh I just squeaked (more laughing) Ooh

Oh, that's all I wait for.

All day long I sit inside and I wait for someone to say hello and if it doesn't happen, I have

the worst day.

But if this guy sends me hello, I have the best day ever.

Now let's go over a couple of profile pictures real quick that I've seen.

Typically I don't show profile pictures and things like that cause I haven't had consent

to do that but none of these actually show faces.

Ok, there's an actual photo here, it's just the cropping is wrong.

Just move the, the cropping up.

It shows you how to do that.

You can do that on the photo.

Look at the cropping and don't cut your own head off.

This is from the series I call artsy fartsy where people are like oh, I'm so artistic,

look I took a picture, probably off of Google, and then put it up here and it's nature.

And then finally the most troubling.

What in the world made you think this was a good idea?

(laughing) Really?

(normal speaking) That's all I have for this video, if you liked it, click the like button

and subscribe to my channel, I make a new video every Tuesday.

Thank you guys so much for watching.

MWAH! Burr, burrr, burr, burrrr, brrraahhh, blah, blah

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The Road to Venus – FILM/MOVIE (subtitled) - Duration: 8:55.

TRANSLATION AND SUBTITLES: ©2016 Derek Sypniewski

ASTRONAUTICS: THE ROAD TO VENUS

Our Solar system. Planet closest to the Sun is Mercury.

About 108 million kilometers away is second planet - Venus.

Earth is third. 150 million km from the Sun.

Shrouded in secrecy Venus is visible with bare eyes from Earth,

but for years knowledge about Venus was very little.

Telescopes could not see through the thick clouds covering entire Venus.

Only recent space experiments allowed us to gain some basic knowledge about Venus.

Longest distance between Earth and Venus is about 258 million kilometers,

but sometimes our planets are as close as 42 million kilometers.

Closer than that we can see both planets only in a film simulation.

Both are spheres and approximately same in size...

DIAMETERS

... have simiiar mass ...

... similar force of attraction.

FORCE OF ATTRACTION

Also similar velocity is needed to leave both planets.

Those are elementary information.

Now brief history of attempts to penetrate Venus with use of space vehicles.

Among all scientific experiments the most noteworthy so far were Soviet Union's.

"VENERA 3" - USSR - 1965 - 960 kg HIT THE PLANET

"VENERA 4" - USSR - 1967 - 1106 kg SUCCESFULLY LANDED

"MARINER 5" - USA - 1967 - 245 kg

"VENERA 5" - USSR - 1969 - 1130 kg SUCCESFULLY LANDED

"VENERA 6" - USSR - 1969 - 1130 kg SUCCESFULLY LANDED

This is documentary footage from preparations of Soviet space-probe "Venera".

Success of these missions require very reliable mechanisms and apparatus' devices

capable of working over long time.

Space flight to Venus takes 150 days.

Before the apparatus is sent for it's journey thousands of tests must be undertaken first.

The vessel containing scientific instruments designated to uncover secrets of the planet

is then loaded into special capsule.

Last tests.

Scientists test directional antennas

and when all is ready - the capsule is mounted in main rocket's hull.

Computer labs are at full preparedness.

Large radio-telescopes are ready for transmissions from space.

And finally the lift off.

Flight to Venus has begun.

Let's analyse highlights of trip to Venus.

After lift off the ship enters the geostationary altitude.

Next is ship's counter-clockwise movement against Earth's direction towards the Sun

because in order to fly to Venus is same as to fall towards the Sun: the ship must have

lesser than Earth orbital speed.

Such flightpath scheme of flying from Earth

had been first devised by Soviet scientists in 1961.

Succesful landing on another planet

is possible only when all phases of the flight

are exactly according to previously calculated precision trajectory of the ship's flightpath.

During the flight mission's Ground Control Center is constantly monitoring all data.

Based on informations received by radio

incredibly precise measurement of the flight path is calculated

and super-precise corrections of the path and speed of the ship are calculated.

Direct communication between the ship and Ground Control Center is provided by

two-way directional radio antennas, which always must be in line-of-sight.

If everything is correctly working, the ship will reach the Venus orbit.

At this point ship's speed is too high.

The last stage of the journey require several complicated operations.

The Lander with scientific devices separates from the space ship.

It loses speed upon entering Venus' atmosphere during which Lander's thermal shield melts away.

Lander is losing speed, and when it is slow enough

the parachutes are deployed, allowing for gentle landing on the surface of the planet.

This is when on-board devices transmit most valuable informations on Venus atmosphere.

For example:

barometers have measured that the atmospheric pressure on the surface is 20x Earth's level.

Thermometers have shown that the surface is very hot.

ALTITUDE 26km: +40°C GROUND LEVEL: +280°C

Chemical composition of the atmosphere is completely different than on Earth.

90-95% - CARBON DIOXIDE 7% - NITROGEN

0.4-0.8% - OXYGEN 0.1-0.7% - STEAM (H2O)

TRACE AMOUNTS OF ARGON (Ar)

Venus atmosphere had been tested with a use of specially designed receptacles.

Each one consisted of 2 equal chambers.

One of each chamber was equipped with an absorber of specific gas only.

At predefined altitude receptacle opens up and fills up with the atmospheric gases,

then seal up,

the absorber captures the selected gas, and

pressure difference between both chambers is measured, revealing amount of measured gas.

Examples shown in this film are scientific milestones of studying Venus' secrets.

The scientists still want to know i.e. the duration of Venusian day,

learn about planet's climate,

recognise full chemical composition of clouds keeping Venus in veil, as well as it's soil.

The list of questions is still long,

but new experiments are being designed for many more trips to Venus ahead.

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY: CAMERA: CONSULTATION:

TRANSLATION AND SUBTITLES: ©2016 Derek Sypniewski

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Is Steve Bannon the Real President? - The Daily Show - Duration: 6:52.

Let's move now to Washington, D.C.,

-something Melania Trump will never do. -(laughter)

You know, since Trump's inauguration,

here at The Daily Show, we've been playing this game.

It's called "Who's the Real President?"

We sit around in the office, and we try and figure out

who's really running the country,

because you know it's not Trump, right?

We know it's not Trump, and like... I figured, I was like...

Let me show you the current standings

-of what we have here, all right? -(laughter)

So... so, as you can see, for week three,

we have a whole bunch of people.

Donald Trump's still stuck in number five spot,

uh, but there's been... there's been a lot of movement

in the top three, and that's what

we're gonna share with you today. A few move...

At number three, we have...

-Jarvanka... -(laughter)

Which is basically our celebrity couple name

for Jared Kushner and Ivanka, right?

It's also the name of an Ikea chair.

-A lot of people don't know that. -(laughter)

In the number two spot, we have...

-Oh, Fox News. Yes, yes. Yes. -(laughter)

-Or as Trump calls it, his daily briefings. -(laughter)

But the number one spot in this week's edition

of "Who's the Real President" goes to...

-(audience yelling suggestions) -(drum roll)

(applause and cheering)

-(booing) -Steve Bannon!

Yay! Steve Bannon!

Yay!

-Yes. -(laughter)

Donald Trump's chief strategist,

who is also the radical former editor of Breitbart,

and the subject of the bestselling autobiography,

If Eczema Were a Human:

-(laughter) -The Steve Bannon Story.

And, guys, can I be honest with you?

This tally wasn't even close.

Because in the past week, we've learned so much

about the power and influence that Bannon has

in the White House.

Where is he getting his ideas?

Where did the term "Muslim ban" come from?

How did the president decide the seven countries...

NEWSWOMAN: Bannon played a key role in crafting

President Trump's extreme vetting order,

that temporary ban on immigrants

from seven predominantly Muslim countries.

Wow. Oh, can we just take a second?

-What's going on in this photo? -(laughter)

It looks like Trump is a little girl learning to dance

by standing on her father's feet.

Like, what is...? I bet Melania looks at that picture and goes,

"I remember when you used to look at me like that, Donald."

(laughter)

But yes, yes, even though the Muslim ban

has Trump's name on it, once again it turns out

he didn't really build it himself.

It was Bannon's baby.

Which shouldn't surprise anyone.

It's in his name, people.

Ban-non.

Ban-on Muslims.

Open your eyes, people!

The clues are everywhere!

-(cheering, applause) -The whole name is a clue!

Ban-non. Ban-on Muslims!

What about his name Steve?

You can't pell... spell Steve without Eve.

Adam and Eve.

The Garden of Eden.

Eatin'.

Steve Bannon is gonna order takeout tonight.

-We have to stop him. -(laughter)

Maybe I got carried away.

But still, Ban-on. Ban-on.

Anyway... not only was Bannon behind the Muslim ban,

he's reportedly the person who told Immigration

to ban visa and green card holders as well.

Which, aside from being legally dubious,

is just a huge dick move.

You realize some of these people

have lived in America for decades.

This is their home.

Imagine leaving your home to visit your family,

and then when you get back, Steve Bannon won't let you in.

And you're there like, "But I live here!"

And Bannon's like, "Well, I say you don't.

-Also, I clogged your toilets." -(laughter)

But, you see, making immigration policy

wasn't enough power for Steve Bannon,

so he went ahead and gave himself more power on the DL.

White House chief strategist, Steve Bannon,

has been given a security clearance

usually held by generals,

as the result of an executive order

signed by President Trump...

NEWSMAN: According to the Times, President Trump did not know

the contents of one of the executive orders

he was signing-- he didn't know that he was

putting Steve Bannon, giving him a permanent seat

on the National Security Council.

-(audience groans) -How is this real life?

This is insane. The president didn't know

what was in an executive order?

And also-- this is crazy-- Bannon slipped himself

onto the National Security Council.

He basically did it like a kid sneaks a candy bar

into his mom's shopping cart. Just, like, you know?

That's why everyone recognizes

that Steve Bannon is the real power behind the throne here.

Everyone realizes it, even the dishonest media.

President Trump's chief strategist appears on the cover

of this week's Time magazine accompanied by the title,

"The Great Manipulator."

Oh. That's a... sort of a bittersweet milestone

for Steve Bannon-- I mean, on the one hand

he's on the cover of Time magazine.

On the other hand, he's on the cover with this photo.

-(laughter) -I mean, like, the face,

what's going on with the... like, the sk...

like, I mean, that's, like, a professional...

I'm not... it's just like the man looks like a satellite image

of a storm on Jupiter, like, it just...

You... Anyway...

By the way, what kind of shadowy manipulator

goes on the cover of a magazine to announce

that he's a shadowy manipulator?

Kind of blowing up your spot, isn't it? Yeah?

It's kind of like the Wizard of Oz posing

on a cover with the headline, "It's just some dude."

-(laughter) -Why would you do that?

Ego. Seriously, everyone is trying to figure out

whether Bannon or Trump is in charge.

Look at this Time magazine cover.

Again, it's just, it's astounding

that this soon into a new administration...

I don't know. I-I mean, maybe Bannon's calling all the shots.

Now, if that wasn't true,

then a certain cable news fan wouldn't have felt the need

less than an hour later to tweet...

"Largely based on an accumulation of data"?

Come on, man.

Trump and data have less of a relationship

than Trump and Tiffany. Come on.

-(audience groaning) -What are you, like... Come on.

Come on.

But Trump's defensiveness is telling.

It shows that even he realizes

he needs to prove he's in control.

And maybe someday he will be.

But for now, let's congratulate Steve Bannon.

As of this moment, you are the real president.

The American people didn't elect you,

but then again, they kind of didn't elect Trump, either.

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What is Easter Sunday? | The Easter Story / Easter History | GotQuestions.org - Duration: 2:30.

Question: "What is Easter Sunday?"

And what does it have to do with the Easter bunny and eggs?

In this video we'll look at it from a biblical perspective, and at the end I'll point you

to some helpful resources so stick around for that.

There is a lot of confusion regarding what Easter Sunday is all about.

For some, Easter Sunday is about the Easter Bunny, colorfully decorated Easter eggs, and

Easter egg hunts.

Most people understand that Easter Sunday has something to do with the resurrection

of Jesus, but are confused as to how the resurrection is related to the Easter eggs and the Easter bunny.

Biblically speaking, there is absolutely no connection between the resurrection of Jesus

Christ and the common modern traditions related to Easter Sunday.

As a background, please read our article on the origins of Easter, at GotQuestions.org

Essentially, what occurred is that in order to make Christianity more attractive to non-Christians,

the ancient Roman Catholic Church mixed the celebration of Jesus' resurrection with celebrations

that involved spring fertility rituals.

These spring fertility rituals are the source of the egg and bunny traditions.

The Bible makes it clear that Jesus was resurrected on the first day of the week, Sunday.

Jesus' resurrection is most worthy of being celebrated, see 1 Corinthians 15.

While it is appropriate for Jesus' resurrection to be celebrated on a Sunday, the day on which

Jesus' resurrection is celebrated should not be referred to as Easter.

Easter has nothing to do with Jesus' resurrection on a Sunday.

As a result, many Christians feel strongly that the day on which we celebrate Jesus'

resurrection should not be referred to as "Easter Sunday."

Rather, something like "Resurrection Sunday" would be far more appropriate and biblical.

For the Christian, it is unthinkable that we would allow the silliness of Easter eggs

and the Easter bunny to be the focus of the day instead of Jesus' resurrection.

By all means, celebrate Christ's resurrection on Easter Sunday.

Christ's resurrection is something that should be celebrated every day, not just once a year.

At the same time, if we choose to celebrate Easter Sunday, we should not allow the fun

and games to distract our attention from what the day should truly be all about—the fact

that Jesus was resurrected from the dead, and that His resurrection demonstrates that

we can indeed be promised an eternal home in Heaven by receiving Jesus as our Savior.

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