IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT
FUCK IT'S COLD!
- Okay it actually smells like shit! - Yes!
- It smells so horrible? - Im about to puke!
- I think theres poo in the water, it smells terrible!
- Okay...
- AARH AAAAAARHHH! - Hahahaha!
- Your back is all brown - Damn this smells so bad..
- Mate your back is all brown
- It is? - Yeah..
- From shit!!
- No.... - Yes!
- NOO it's fucking turd-water! - Thats what i told you
- Okay... - Thats what i fucking told you bro!
- It smells really horrible!
- Shit, i can taste it in my mouth - Aaarh!
- Mate, what do we do?
- Shit! - Fuck this is gross
- Im feeling sick..
- Damn i can taste it in my mouth so bad - Hahahah!
- tastes like poo, big time! - Hahah, yes!
- Holy shit this is nasty - Haha
Well, what do we do now? - Hahahah!
- HAHAHAH! - HAHAHA
- Why didn't we pack the car before doing this?
- FUCK!!
- It old you it smelled like shit!
- Watch out bro
- Gross..
- Arh arh! - Nooo!
- HAHAHAHA! - Hahaha!
- Poo on finger
- Eww..
- Hahah
- Well it has been pretty hot these days, so we wanted to go cool down in the sprinkler
- And well, Simon told me..
.. It smells pretty shitty!
- And I was all like, well it always does out here by the fields
- And then we just ran into that god damn sprinkler
- I told him the water drops smelled like shit
- I could smell shit from the drops!
- I bloody told him!!!
- So we just ran out to have fun, and it turned out..
- Well I dont know if they put shit in the water..
.. to fertilize the crops, or what the hell they are up to?
- There was poo in the water!
- Well.. - hahahah!
- And it wasn't just a little..
- It was so bad!!
- And there we stood, in the middle of nowhere
- Covered in shit from top till toe.. And we had to get in the damn car like that..
- It was brutal man..
- Well, we've had a shower now..
- Or more like, we took a swim in the river..
- So now we are "clean"
- But still pretty gross..
- Well, yes...
- But yeah..
- It has been some amazing days, even though we've been covered up in poo
- Hahah - Hihi
- We sere on the open coast on "Djursland" three months ago
- Because Simon had to catch his first seatrout
- And well..
- We were out in the wild for 5 days, and only got one fish - Hah!
- Which i caught..
- So it didn't went too well..
- So i told him, when the River Skjern in opening, and the wild salmon are running fresh
- I'll take you, and you will get a salmon instead my friend
- So we went over here and..
- And yeah, hahah...
- After 30 minutes of fishing
- I got a bloody salmon
- And you guys can see it here
- Eyyy!
- Hahah!
- Im so stoked my dude!
- Hahah!!
- Wuuhuhuhuuu!
- Eyy!
- SALMOOO <3
- Shit i stepped in so much shit
- Nice!
- Ohh!
- It's not that big, is it?
- It's not huge
- How lovely!
- Smile! - Hahah!
- It's fighting allright? - Yeah, it's a pretty good fight I'd say
- Up here is a neat place to land it
- Right up there - yeah
- Haha - Isn't it amazing?
- It's fucking magic <3
- Samlo hype!
- Is the fight good? - Yeah sure
- Oy, oy!
- Damn, funny how it wants to go deep - Yeah
- Damn, i really..
- Oh wow..
- It's a rainbow trout
- Hahahah
- It has a fat-fin right?
- Or not? - Yeah it actually has, it's a wild salmon
- Jep!
- Got it!
- My Bruw!
- Fuck man, how epic for you!
- So yeah, of course that was awesome!
- So now we knew, there's salmon in the river and..
.. It was a totally fresh chromer
With sea lice, so it just got into the river
So we thought, hell yeah lets go!
- So i told Simon, you go up front
- Aarhh! - And then, well..
- I told him to hook a good fish
- And then..
.. after some time..
.. I hooked an even bigger fish right behind him
- Hehe - Hahah
- Fuck, how could i miss that fish?
- Haha
- But awesome for you bro!
- Damn, so sad that you missed it - No!
- Is it big?
- It's bigger than the other one i think
- Your GoPro is on? - Jaer
- Uhh <3
- Oh my god congrats bro! - Omg fuck!
- Damn, I'm such a shitty guide
- Hahah
- What the hell man!
- Damn i just fished past this fish..
- Damn, there it is!
- uhhj..
- Uhhhj..!
- Well be able to see it in a second
- Oyy!
- It's bigger than the other one, right? - Yeah..
.. yeah it is!
- Yeah it is, right? - Yeah it's a bit bigger
- It's looking pretty fine
Well, i think it is
- It's not that fat, i think
- It is Fine-Gut - But longer, in the ass
- Damn, I feel pretty depressed that you didn't hook it..
- Damn.. - You know what, It's fine!
- I could have been awesome to try fighting a salmon, though - Hell yeah
- I think it's quite a lot bigger than the other one
- Haha, It's funny how it.. Haha
- That it runs like that..
- noo, It's off..
- Nooooo! - Damn, it's gone
- Fucking hell!! - Noo..
- What happeded?
- It just spat the hook, wasn't hooked right
- Hahah
- But now you have a chance
- Nooo bro!
- Well i just got one earlier, so it's all good - No, bloody hell, it's not good!
- Well, you lose them from time to time..
.. if it's not hooked right, that's just how it is
- It was a damn fine fish though
- Yeah.. YEAH!
- It was... Damn i just thought!
- It looked super long, hooooly shit mate!
- But i dont get it, how'd it unhook itself?
- Well, if the hook is just not in the right spot, then all of a sudden..
.. it can just spit it
- So if it just makes an awkward shake with the head?
- Then? - yeah, woops and it's out
- just bad luck then.. The other one was hooked so well though, right?
- Yeah exactly, but not this one apparently
- Fuck, I eel so sad... - Yeah
- But damn it's super strong you know?
- Yeah, WROOOOM :D
[HIGH FIVE]
- But yeah, i lost it
- But that's maybe for the best
- So if any of you guys out there have any better tips for me then the ones Andreas is giving me...
- Then I'm all ears!
- Well yeah, Simon is looking for a new guide
- Now we are off to the Burger-Café
- Oh hell yeah!
- As always, we have to celebrate when someone gets a salmon
- So we're off to get "All You Can EAT"
- At..
- What's the place called again? "The Grill"?
- Hmm.. "The Grilling Place"
- Ahh yeah, thats right (No its not) - In Skjern
- thats just by the tackle Shop "Korsholm"
- For 89,- (12€)..
- You can eat all that your heart desires, on a grillbar!
- So let's have a little challenge
- To see who can eat for most value
- It's all about making it worth the 89,- (12€)
- Well I'm pretty badass at this kind of stuff, but Simon..
.. Well, he's a bloody legend!
- yeah - Hahahah
- So lets go eat our brains out!
- So we'll se you..
On the Grill!
- Hahah
- G!
- Boys are back in town!
- Okay we'll start with
- Two hotdogs (Danish Style)
- And how much are those
- they are 29,- (4€) a piece
- So that's..
- 8? - 58!
- 68.. 58!
- 58.. (8€)
And how much is yours?
- 79,- (10€)
- Damn you're already ahead - Hahah
- Well, i dont know if taking the hotdogs was that smart.. - No it's bloody stupid!
- Nooo - They will destroy you!
- But they wont make me that full i guess.. - Yes they will!
- You sure? - Yeah, there are so much food in two hotdogs!
- Just wait and see - Shit, I'm so stupid!
- Okay..
- Should we say bon appetit? - Bon appetit
- Let's go!
- Damn, thanks mate
- How much have we eaten for now?
- What did they cost?
- they were 89,- each (12€) - 89,-
- 89 a piece (12€)
- Looking good isn't it? - Hell yeah
- I dont know what this stuff is though? - What, whats that?
- Thanks a lot mate
- here you go guys - Thanks a lot
- lets say, the one who eats it first..
- Will get a salmon on the next trip? - Yeah, good idea!
- Cheers - Cheers mate
- ready? - Yeah
- three, two, one..
- Well, did i win?
Yeah 100%, I'm only half way through
- Shit man..
- Damn, that was way too fast for me
- You want a dirty, nasty handshake?
- Big congrats my man - Thanks mate
- Oh brother!
- BRUW!
- Damn, smells so good! - Mmh <3
- i think this one is delicious - Bacon!
- Haha, take it, do it, eat it!
- You can do it!!
- Fuck man! - Mmmh, mmh, mmmmh!
- I always start by cutting it in half
- To see that beautiful cut
- it's because you have OCD - Would you look at that!
- Look at that fucking beautiful cut!
- Just look at it mate
- Haha, shut it bro - Look at that beauty!
- Too high cholesterol - Yeah
- This is so bad for us
- Look at that pig ear
- It's wierd, i dont feel full at all
- You dont..? - Nope
- Okay..
- I feel like, you know..
.. I really need to burb, but when i try, food gets up into..
.. my throat, you know..
- Aaarh, there we go..
- Here comes the meat-sweat. - Yeah i feel it too
- I'm beginning to - Yeah my arms are beginning to shake..
- We are doing this with style i think! - Yeah i think we put up one hell of a fight!
- Shit my heart is giving up on all this fat, aaargh my arm!
- Voila!
- Shit, my stomach hurts so bad now
- Well I managed to eat for 321,- (43€)
- And..
.. Simon ate for?
- 395,- (53€)
- 395,- (53€)
- Our goal was to pass the magic 300,- (40€) boarder, where you become a real man
- So now we are going to relax for a bit, haha
- Thank you guys for watching
- remember to subscribe, and then..
.. I'll see you guys in the next video, next time there's fresh salmon in the river
And then Simon will get his first Salmon!
- We hope!
- See you guys next time :)
- All you can eat
- HAHAHA, OUT OF THE NOSE!
- At "Ringvejens Grill"
- Try it now!
- It's bloody delicious - It's so fucking good!
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