Howdy, y'all, Joe Hills here, recording as I always do in Nashville, Tennessee! As
you can tell, we are deep down below the surface of the earth in some sort of
tunnel—ahhhh! Cub fan is here! We gotta say howdy to Cub Fan! if you guys haven't seen Cub
Fan, he is on YouTube athttps://www.youtube.com/cubfan135 he's a good dear friend of
mine, I met him at Minecon! You know, it's important to have friends in your life
that you're excited about, you know, and that's not the theme of this episode. The
theme of this episode is greed we need all the diamonds oh no I use the wrong
pickaxe sometimes when we get greedy we don't think things through all the
way or do a good job at achieving the objectives that were so simple so simple
like five minutes ago but that's okay this is five minutes hence and sometimes
things change you know sometimes you look out your door and that little
pharmacy across the way is no longer at Duane Reade it's I don't know a Johns
Hopkins I don't know where Medical Center's come from um probably the stork
anyway core concept we've got a bunch of divers here and I've got a silk touch
pickaxe so we're gonna kind of just mine in and around here see if there's
anything going on dang it it looks like there were only those five diamond
blocks initially but that's okay we've got the silk touch pickaxe now we are
gonna turn some of these into sticks here we're gonna toss a that extra stone
now you might say Joe if you don't have a silk touch or sorry if you don't have
a fortune pickaxe on you now how are you gonna get one on you later well we can
enchant other things like I've got some iron here I've got some gold and now
I've got four diamond door so if we go take a bunch of this iron and gold and
we cook it we can make a bunch of pickaxes we can run those through the
enchanting machine with some lapis lazuli you know all that sort of stuff
it's a it's a pretty simple alchemical magical enchanting process but where was
I oh yeah deep below the earth and lower yet I'm really glad there wasn't lava
there that was I felt like you know that's the right thing
new in the moment but part of me also said my feet are not currently on fire
and I really hope they remain that way fortunately they did you know what so
it's those small little things in life that we need to pay the most attention
to you know the joy of seeing a friend we haven't seen for 36 - maybe 72 hours
man I have not been on hermit craft much this week I got caught up in one of my
old hobbies one of my oldest hobbies really you know there are a lot of
things I used to do when I was a kid and then I kind of either turned them into
my job or something because I'm weird but one of those is programming and as a
professional programmer there is nothing I like to do more when
I get home than not program because you know like when you do something all day
at work it's just extra difficult to come home and do more of the same your
brain says like no man you were just programming at work all day why don't
you go and goof off with your friends and get excited and say hello to scar
and Cove and that sort of thing look their palette around to everybody's
paneling around go have fun palette around and this um eSports thing that I
mentioned in my last video has kind of slowly consumed my life I own eSports
players net now and I'm working on an xml to HTML parser for a bunch of old
shakespeare scripts wait you guys are building a theater
good times worse car may have left the game but we're still here in the musical
threat emergency room as you can tell I've extended this glass ceiling here a
little bit and this pane down or up kind of get getting a real sense of the
ziggurat down here we've got kind of pieces of that Hill that meets the sea
you know what we're not too worried about that right now because we need to
go enjoy what we have here where is this for diamond door what are we gonna do
with that I don't know hit it with an iron fortune
three pickaxe and that gives us twelve diamonds you know that's not enough to
go on a shopping spree but we can still go pick up some of what we need to go
enjoy um you know our brand new record player if you haven't made a record
player in Minecraft before it's just for wood surrounded by a diamond or the
opposite one diamond surrounded by eight wood four is the opposite of eight in
some religions don't look that up just trust me never trust me guys always look
everything up there's a lesson to all of this even if it's not especially clear
at any given time so we are gonna go ahead and head over to the mall with our
remaining diamonds as I said in my last episode the mall is not just for
bludgeoning anymore it is a delicate economic instrument and it's making a
real comeback guys so I will see you over there times oh dang it
server lag there we go time skip we have landed safely in the green wing of the
mall which is not the one with the record shop I mean yeah there's a melon
shop which I don't oh never mind it's closed and there's this chicken shop
stress monsters been working on theirs whatever this is high-quality sponges
that's for people who need to remove a lot of water from their builds I don't
ah there it is music music shop we're gonna walk over there and we're gonna
see how far can we get with 11 diamonds and
music shop I think I actually have one more diamond sitting in here too so I
think 13 what does 13 sound like let's give this
a listen and decide if this is music that we want to purchase
I don't know that we would be able to get a good beat out of that like that in
terms of like rap battles that just doesn't really seem like it's where it
saya um so this weight thing that's three diamonds each could we get a beat
out of that yeah see that's got a beat that's something you could dance to so
we're gonna pay three diamonds for a copy of weight because I don't want to
wait for three diamonds or whatever so stall that's three diamonds Kat is one
Dimond oh well strawed we got a checkout straud I mean it might be cursed but
let's find out
it's got kind of a Calypso feel to it it's a little bit more fun in the Sun
than I was expecting oh no where did it go oops there it is
it's in our hand because I'm dumb I was worried I'd lost it somehow mellow hi
Moll over at the mall so we should see what mall sounds like whoops that's way
too mellow don't want it for blocks let's try Ward this one's gonna be two
diamonds if we like it
okay I already like this it's it's a funeral march it's got some other stuff
in there
you know I think we're gonna buy this board system disk I think that this is a
good disk so go spend two diamonds by an arbitrary disk is somewhere in this I
should blocks I've heard of blocks there Monty okay
we're taking these torches out of our offhand that's clearly not a good way to
run a business
I feel like this has enough of a rhythm to it that we could take this we could
speed it up we could mix it in with other things one Dimond each yeah we're
taking it that's a steal okay so we got three discs already this is this is
better than I was expecting oh I like this
I feel like that's that's something that has a really good start to it that then
we could cut into a different track and we could really do some sort of
disruptive beat there okay have we heard chirpy chirp sounds cool
I like this what's that one diamonds we're getting this well that's cool
that's got a a real mellow rhythm to it ooh I like that jazz beat yeah we're
taking that and then finally okay so let's find one other one that's one
diamond that we like um mellow ha I don't think I've heard that one
that's a little bit slow for my taste but I only have one diamond lift and so
I feel like you know maybe I'm gonna save that diamond for another trip okay
this payment box is really confusing because every other shop on the server
has payment remitted through the inventory box you want to buy a record
oh well I'm picking all the wrong once you put the diamonds where the records
are like that's if I go to other shops yeah see somebody just drops diamonds
where the inventory is that they're purchasing having concluded our shopping
at the wonderful shopping mall I brought all the diamonds no I left most of my
diamonds though I did indeed retrieve some discs and I brought my jukebox from
down there up to here where we are setting up our music appreciation nook
now you might say what do you need for a music appreciation nook do you need like
some sort of really good chairs yeah that would be that would be smart
um but baby you just need to lie down and just look up at the sky through the
water anytime you're looking up at the sky through water maybe that's that's a
good sign you did something right now I also need a chest to store all
these discs in which I didn't bring with me because that would require
fundamental elementary planning and it's not that I'm incapable of that it's that
as an adult with a small child I spent so much of my life just constantly
planning for the next thing that when I have the option of goofing off in a
video game ok these are logs and not that's fine basically I don't know man
I'm gonna do what I want like so yeah we can get some stairs to make some chairs
we're gonna have chair stairs I do need more planks though I had a bunch of
planks anyway why is this so poorly organized it's because it's Minecraft it
doesn't have to be done well to be done enjoyably either way we're getting it
done over here on the hermit craft server we are carrying chess while
leaping and bounding up meter-high stairs you know what let's uh let's put
the chest over here I feel like Joe how is that visually or
aesthetically pleasing it's not man this is just a total kind of pre-construction
as we proceed with construction of this whole area we need to mine this out we
need to wall this in we need to put in sealants I don't even know what to do
with this anytime I start digging too far this way
I wrote into something I like to call well let me show you guys open your eyes
and see yeah see that's the sea there is literally just an ocean there and I need
sand to plug this hole I probably also got rid of a bunch of torches
unintentionally there you know that's the Joe Hill's difference I am Not
Afraid to knock out a few lights in order to illuminate a concept so you
know as much as I would love to swing through here with my pickaxe blazing
like part of me is also like um to what point and purpose if we will only
eventually gnaw on the unrelenting waves of I don't know a deeply prescient sea I
don't know maybe we should do it anyway because it's fun and worried about the
consequences later but the thing is when you worry about the consequences later
eventually stuff like this happens and then you gotta go worry about the
consequences now which is significantly less fun
so we'll kind of play that by ear
where's my torches at okay we're gonna get a real lighting system in here guys
eventually wow it's a wonderful day outside I wish I could go out and play
unfortunately I'm stuck here working on this terrible stairway and every time I
take my lumps as my head I nearly bump upon this glass of pain it kind of makes
me scratch my brain it teases me it makes me think that perhaps some sort of
bubble Vader in a pillar such as this one might be a better solution to
entrance related issues you know at that point we could set up an actual kind of
a door somewhere in this wall that would lead you to that bubble Vader pillar and
then that would let you go up or down we've already got that water enchant
thing here so people would be able to see inside the bubble Vader and I don't
know I'm just kind of generally thinking through that I'm not sure if it's
actually a good idea or not did I lie to any of this okay good I at least lit
this now we might need to say for example double barrel this lava probably
not double barrel there's probably a better word for that we could put some
dark oak logs up here on a van a cross cross pattern not really a cross pattern
but just to get kind of a strap here to indicate like hey don't go up there
that's the end for you and then we could um let's see of course I don't have a
bucket of water with me because this is just kind of me generally trying to play
on this a out trying to feasibility study this concept here if we
feasibility study something long enough though we'll eventually understand how
terrible an idea it is like that part was not a good part of the idea um also
the fact that I don't know how far down I'd actually want to put the door here
here's another part that's worth mentioning so we could kind of come up
here then set this up once again we're just trying to broadly assess this at
this point um in the short term though having the ladder directly above the
door doesn't really work because in Minecraft you can't climb ladders
directly above doors and I didn't bring enough anyway but just in terms of
location let's say that you arrived through some sort of bubble pillar or
ladder entrance here we'd have to kind of clean up these walls some you know
but we could possibly even have multiple exits although I like the idea of having
one unified exit you could enter into kind of a Phi a space here I was gonna
say we need to also set up some sort of difference between the wood we use for
stairs and the wood we use for chairs because we wouldn't want somebody
sitting on this thing this is like a place to watch the stage
from when really that's a fire exit that's how you get the fire marshal to
show up at your show and I don't know if you've ever run a
theater but normally you want as many people to attend your play as possible
but if one of those people is the fire marshal he'll yell at you if too many
people attend your play so you really don't want to get his get him you know
showing up and calling you out that's just one of those problems you do not
need but like we have three rows of seats here now we can set up a wall here
I figure that will kind of demarcate the entrance to the sick burn ward we're
gonna need plenty of beds for that I haven't started working on the vault at
all although I did start kind of working on in general the walls back here as
part of this kind of upper area we've got our music appreciation nook with our
record player and our record collection and I really think that I should
probably move the record collection out from inside of the wall there because
it's fun to you know have your record somewhere that they're easily accessible
from your record player but it's a problem if it ruins the overall
aesthetic of what you're trying to accomplish with your ziggurats structure
so we've got that in general kind of maybe move this out a little bit ideally
you'd like to have some sort of cool thing built around the jukebox that
makes it feel like it's part of something excellent we're not there yet
we'll we'll come back to it in the short term though we have our theater area for
our East Sports stage electronic Shakespeare or random theater shows for
those of you who are more visual learners boom eSports wow my mouse is
moving on its own that's kind of disconcerting but anyway we've got our
eSports stage here we have over here we've got some bookshelves which can
serve as a window into the wider world I don't know if you know this guys but
reading can take you places like what is this
it could be anything I don't know what I'm gonna superimpose over this in
post-production yet but I hope it's good what if I go further away or fall down
is it still working who knows I'm trying new things with my videos because I
think it's important to always kind of push yourself I actually want to do um
use this at some point to show off some of the stuff I'm doing to try and get
eSports off the ground as a movement um but you know that's one of those things
where you can't build something like that overnight
so anyway well you're probably seeing is just a picture of some animals or a
video or something that I superimposed there but hey maybe it's maybe it's
something you liked if so leave a comment to the comment section below but
yeah there we go that is our reading can take you places
wall you go ahead and turn that UI element back on there and I think that
we are about ready to call this an episode obviously all of this space
needs more work done but it is starting to come together we've got room for
improvement please leave your suggestions with how we can improve this
in the comments section below you may have noticed that this episode was
mid-roll ad free and that is thanks to $50 a month patreon sponsor Eagle fan in
lieu of that mid-roll ad I will now read a poem of my own devising which I call a
pile of voices Google Reader came to Ray's RSS yet to bury it to elevate it
for a population that would shower in adoration as they consumed their feeds
without frustration around the world and every nation friends Romans or country
folk could bend their ears and eyes to the sounds and sights published timely
and with proper data structure but at what cost
of infrastructure the Google notice said reader usage was in decline if it were
so it was we at fault for Google don't be evil and alphabet won't be evil
millions of users switched from reader to its alternatives in the
weeks after its death refusing to surrender their access to information to
social networks a pile of voices clamored for its salvation decline
should be weighed in murmured shrugs yet Google's focus poured away and reader
was powered down and Google don't be evil yet what is a podcast without an
RSS feed but another pile of voices what kindling chat stack gab pyres must
unstructured lists of mp3 files coalesce into before a flaming arrow aloft
strikes them alight is not feigning ignorance of such disorder some affront
to the good sense that google claims mastery over as it serves us ad after ad
but perhaps such sense has been deprecated as well burned away and
consumed like the Google Voice app for blackberry briefly speaking and
commanding we remove our shoes before it's fraud was made evident in its ashes
which alphabet diligently doused so I stand here today stirring those sodden
ashes in my heart hoping to see an ember or spark uncertain why I extend even
this patience
until next time y'all this is Joe Hill's from Nashville Tennessee
keep adventuring
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