Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Youtube daily report Jul 4 2017

Now, it's finally time to announce the teams

who will be fighting to be resurrected!

According to the rules, the two teams who had

the most points when they were eliminated have been chosen!

The first of those teams is...

Rummy Labyrinth with Saya!

Opposing them is...

Jaime Flowers!

The three repechage matches will be played simultaneously

and the team with the most wins will proceed to the final stage!

And this is the lineup for those fights!

Oh! What has happened?

Jaime Flowers are already at the game tables

but there is no sign of Saya or Rummy Labyrinth's fighters!

This is-

What?

I have taken over this arena!

Cancel the U20 immediately!

If you don't, who knows what will happen to this guy!

Ah! Please save me!

Please save me!

I won't let you!

This is as far as your evil deeds go!

I won't let any baddies get in the way of the U20!

Saya!

Am Chouno!

Luna Yumizuki!

Anyone who disturbs the peace of Vanguard...

We won't forgive them!

Here we go, everyone!

Ready...

With a hop and a step,

we'll take over the universe!

I wasn't informed of this...

Now, baddies! Prepare yourselves!

Saya, Am, Luna!

What?

We defeated the baddies.

And we're going to seize victory in the repechage!

We'll seize it!

Tokoha! That wasn't fair!

We can't beat Tokoha.

She took the best part.

This fight...

I totally get your wish to make this fight exciting!

Let's carry on like this and have the best fight ever!

Yeah!

Thank you, Tokoha.

But...

We definitely won't lose!

Uh...What about me?

Isn't anyone going to save me?

TURN 39 Beacon of Revival

Well, that was interesting, but

the repechage matches are finally about to start!

Stand Up!

Vanguard!

I was looking forward to this fight with Kumi!

Yeah! I won't lose either!

Ride!

Battle Sister, Taffy!

I'll do my best!

Ride!

Fatal Shade!

Anjou...

Have you overcome the sadness of losing someone you treasured?

Ride!

Listig Vampir!

I won't hesitate anymore, either!

Hooray! Go! Go amigos!

Everyone, fight with no regrets!

Ride!

Ideal Maiden, Thuria!

Call!

Because you took the good part earlier, Tokoha,

we're going to take the cool parts in our fights now!

I won't lose! Attack Vanguard with Thuria!

Heal Trigger!

The Power goes to my Vanguard!

Attack Vanguard with Noel!

No Guard!

Turn End!

Thinking back, Tokoha, you...

You never had any mercy, from the time we first met.

I suppose so.

That's why I love you!

You didn't care if your opponent was younger than you or if they were an idol.

I was so happy when you gave it your all fighting me.

Saya!

The singing voice of happiness that leads us to victory!

Wonderful Voice, Lauris! Ride!

I thought you wouldn't come.

After this, there are the selections for the final stage.

Why are you here for that matter?

I found it.

The light of humans in Vanguard.

They have the power to draw out possibilities.

The strong win and the weak lose.

I will simply see who belongs to which group.

Even though it's fun...

Even though you're just a weak creature!

Tokoha?

Damn!

Now, both teams' leaders have finished their fifth turns

and with the damage at three to two, Saya is in the lead!

Blossom into a new future!

Ride!

Ranunculus of Searing Heart, Ahsha!

Stride Generation!

Governing Flower Princess, Selfina!

Stride Skill!

I choose Ida and Superior Call her!

Augury Maiden, Ida!

Selfina's Skill!

Add 2000 Power to Noel!

Also, Superior Call Noel!

The left-hand Noel Blooms!

Add 4000 Power to all Rear-guards in the same row!

Oh!

Tokoha Anjou has gathered her Units on the field!

She's powering them up with her specialty, Bloom!

Attack Vanguard with the right-hand Noel!

Attack Vanguard with Selfina!

No Guard!

Triple Drive!

First Check!

Second Check!

Third Check!

Critical Trigger!

The Power goes to the left-hand Noel!

The Critical goes to my Vanguard!

Attack Vanguard with the left-hand Noel!

Generation Guard!

Highest Society, Citron!

Superior Call!

Impressed Tear, Subaru!

Add 10,000 to Citron's Shield!

Saya won't lose either, Tokoha!

I mean, I have the precious goal of

making everyone smile with Vanguard!

Now it's time for Saya's counterattack!

Shine brilliantly, Mermaid!

Stride Generation!

Perfect Performance, Ange!

And Wonderful Voice, Lauris' Stride Skill!

Draw one card!

And Call!

Ange's Skill!

Regardless of yourself or your opponent;

Return as many cards apart from the Vanguard to the owner's hand!

First are my five Rear-guards!

And two of Tokoha's Rear-guards!

I've returned a total of seven cards to our hands!

Even my Units?

Add 5000 Power for each Unit returned to the hand!

I returned seven, so that's a total of 35,000!

35,000!

And because I returned five or more cards,

I can Draw!

And because I returned seven or more cards,

Ange gets plus one drive!

You've done it now!

Hehe! Are you surprised?

From here on, it's a raging Harmony!

Call!

When my Units are Called to the same row and column,

those two Units become in harmony!

Lauris' Harmony! Add 5000 Power each!

Subaru's Harmony! Add 3000 Power each!

This is amazing!

She Called the Units returned to her hand by Ange's Skill again!

It's a sudden power up with Harmony's effect!

That's right!

Am and Luna are both giving it their all too!

Saya has to give it her all as an older sister for Rummy Labyrinth, just like Tokoha!

Bring it on!

Yeah! Here I come!

Attack Vanguard with the left-hand Lauris!

Attack Vanguard with Ange!

Perfect Guard!

Quadruple Drive!

First Check...Second Check!

Critical Trigger!

All of its effects go to the right-hand Lauris!

Third Check!

Critical Trigger!

The Power goes to the right-hand Lauris!

Final Check!

There it is! A Critical Trigger!

This Power also goes to the right-hand Lauris!

A Triple Trigger!

This is the end, Tokoha!

Prepare yourself!

I won't lose!

Generation Guard!

Sacred Tree Dragon, Rain Breath Dragon!

Activate Skill!

Superior Call Noel!

Add 5000 to Rain Breath Dragon's Shield!

Also, Guard!

What!? I couldn't get past her Shield!

If I didn't get stronger, it wouldn't be fun for you either, would it Saya?

Now it's my turn!

Stride Generation!

Parallel Megatrick, Fairfield!

Now, it's time for a dazzling illusion!

Harri's Stride Skill!

Call Cutie Paratrooper!

Cutie's Magia! Superior Call!

Add 5000 Power to Darkside Princess!

Fairfield's Magia!

Return one card from my Soul and Drop Zone

and Superior Call Darkside Princess!

Also, add 10,000 Power!

Plus one Critical!

Luna really is strong!

Tokoha and Enishi-chi are both strong and amazing fighters.

But...

They both fight with me, smiling all the time.

I was so happy that they formed a team with me!

Attack Vanguard with Darkside Princess!

Guard!

Intercept!

-I won't be defeated! -Kumi!

I'm also going to be there for Tokoha!

I want to protect the Vanguard I love!

Kumi...

I can understand Kumi's feelings through this fight!

Attack Vanguard with Fairfield!

Perfect Guard!

You always make the people around you relax, Kumi.

I have to learn from you!

After all, our Vanguard is...

A fun Vanguard, isn't it!

I won't lose, Kumi!

I'm going to make everyone smile with Vanguard!

Yeah!

Attack Vanguard with Witch Doctor of Languor, Negrolazy!

Generation Guard!

False Dark Wings, Agrat bat Mahlat!

I lost my way because I tried to escape my sadness.

I committed a sin.

The one who made me realize that was...

And...

Enishi.

When I lost to Kazumi Onimaru in the second stage,

you protected our Vanguard, didn't you?

Why you...I won't forgive you!

Okazaki, who enjoys Vanguard from the bottom of her heart...

I will protect them, and their feelings!

For myself, Luna and Kumi,

You said you wouldn't forgive him for disrespecting

our pure emotion of enjoying Vanguard.

Even though it is my duty to show people how fun Vanguard is...

I was upset because I couldn't do that.

But you protected me then.

I'm grateful to you.

Am.

I didn't think I'd ever hear you say those words.

I suppose so.

I feel like I finally understand it.

What it is I need to do now.

Yeah!

Stride Generation!

One who Splits Darkness, Bledermaus!

I'll protect the world where everyone can enjoy Vanguard from the bottom of their hearts!

That's my Vanguard!

Yes!

All three fights are very passionate.

Yeah. The more serious you get, Vanguard becomes more interesting.

And that passion will definitely be felt by those watching.

Neo Nectar...

It's strength is in its indestructible life force.

Even when covered in dirt once,

they send out new buds and bloom flowers again.

Our power is revival!

Stride Generation!

Governing Flower Princess, Selfina!

Stride Skill!

Superior Call Noel!

Bloom!

Add 4000 Power to Noel and Ida!

Call!

Pure Maiden, Katrina!

Ida's Skill!

Treat the right-hand Noel and Katrina as having the same name!

The same Skill activates again!

Treat the middle-rear Noel and Katrina as having the same name!

Selfina's Skill!

Add 2000 Power to the same number of Units as I have face-up G-Units!

Also, Superior Call three Katrinas!

I Called two or more, so Selfina gets plus one Critical!

Everyone is fighting for what's precious to them.

They're giving their all for someone.

That's why I also...

Noel's Bloom!

Add 4000 Power to all Units in the same column!

Bloom! Bloom!

Miguel, I want to stand in the same place as you.

Once more, the same scenery as you...

I want to see it with my own eyes!

The beauty of the world you loved...

My strength, that you believed in...

I'll prove it!

I won't let the future you believed in be destroyed!

That's right. You and I...

Are still connected by Vanguard!

Here it is!

Tokoha Anjou has just, in this turn

activated Bloom sixteen times!

She has given her Units even more power!

Miguel, Tokoha has overcome her sadness and come this far.

Are you watching, Miguel?

That's right. Vanguard is a bond that connects us all.

And you too.

You are my precious friend.

No matter where I go or how much time passes,

you'll always fight together with me.

We'll always be together!

Ahsha!

With her Bloom, Tokoha's center row has a total of 97,000 Power!

In the right row, she has an amazing 118,000 Power!

This is impossible!

Vanguard is a bond.

I'll connect it in order to protect the future of this world that Miguel believed in!

That's why...Watch over me, please.

Attack Vanguard with Selfina!

I have no regrets after coming this far!

I-I lost?

Alright!

Tokoha Anjou, Satoru Enishi and Kumi Okazaki are victorious!

Kumi as well?

Yes!

We did it.

The ones to proceed from the repechage to the final stage...

Are Jaime Flowers!

Bravo!

You did it, amigos!

-We did it! -Yeah!

Tokoha!

It was really amazing!

I'm upset that I lost,

but we can entrust our feelings to you without worrying.

Do your best in the final stage, too!

We're cheering for you!

Thank you!

Now the teams fighting in the final stage have finally been decided.

The tournament line ups are...

The quarter finals first match...

Team Diffrider versus...

Fukuhara High School Vanguard Club!

And the second match is...

Striders versus Jaime Flowers!

Now, the U20 is finally nearing the final matches.

What kinds of fights are waiting for us in the final stage?

The U20 was so much fun!

It was fun fighting in a team with Saya for me too!

Shall we take this chance to do a country-wide tour?

Eh? Sure, but you will sing, won't you?

You know, your stage performances are usually action shows, so...

Saya will sing properly too!

That's alright...then.

So with these members, then!

TURN 40 Oath of Striders So with these members, then!

TURN 40 Oath of Striders

With a hop and a step, TURN 40 Oath of Striders

TURN 40 Oath of Striders

we'll take over the universe! TURN 40 Oath of Striders

TURN 40 Oath of Striders

For more infomation >> [Sub][TURN 39] Cardfight!! Vanguard G NEXT Official Animation - Beacon of Revival - Duration: 30:30.

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G Suite for Jamboard | The G Suite Show - Duration: 3:56.

For more infomation >> G Suite for Jamboard | The G Suite Show - Duration: 3:56.

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Gossip news: Loredana Lecciso sempre più sensuale: tubino aderente | K.N.B.T - Duration: 2:56.

For more infomation >> Gossip news: Loredana Lecciso sempre più sensuale: tubino aderente | K.N.B.T - Duration: 2:56.

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Hydrodynamic Levitation! - Duration: 6:09.

Check this out

Hahaha, isn't that awesome? That is hydrodynamic levitation

Check it out!

This styrofoam ball is levitating on this stream of water

And it's doing so in a very stable way. The set up it's so stable you can play Frisbee through it

Which is weird to me because the water is off to one side of the ball

And that doesn't seem to make any sense, cause you can block the water for a second and the ball will still levitate, have a look

Isn't that cool?

How can it be stable like this? How can this be a stable configuration?

That is what we're gonna explain

This is my friend Blake

He is a toy inventor, and he actually came up with this and he brought it to me

And I was like "That is awesome, there's some really cool physics going on here."

Juggling with water. I can't believe it will

just allow you to switch balls like that. They can even hit each other as they go down

It doesn't take the other one off the stream. So how does this effect work?

Well a lot of people might think of the hairdryer ping-pong ball effect. Which works basically based on Bernoulli's principle

That's actually what we're showing here

We've brought this stream down so it's going at a very low velocity

So it's pretty much laminar flow, and what you can see, if you look at the ball, is it's entirely

enclosed in water, so that water stream comes up, goes around the ball and

just as with the ping-pong ball

If it moves to one side of the stream it slows down the flow of fluid, and according to Bernoulli's principle

This increases the pressure relative to the faster flowing fluid on the other side

So it pushes the ball back into the middle. That is what provides the stability for this ball.

But I think what we're seeing with the bigger balls is something different.

This is the largest styrofoam ball I could find, so I don't expect it to work, but hey we're gonna give it a shot

Should I go higher?

Oh!

It's happening!

That is incredible! Look at it dance on there man!

It's like got this instability, but it corrects. It's incredible! You should see the way the water is spiraling off there

That is awesome!

So I've been thinking a lot about the physics that makes this possible

What I think is happening is as the stream contacts the ball

It pushes it up, but it also pushes the ball out, away from the stream

so what I think is remarkable is that the ball actually will stay there. It is in a stable configuration and

From looking at the high-speed footage what I really think is going on is this water is getting thrown over and down by the ball

and since the ball is putting a force over and down on the water that water is putting a force up and in on the ball

which keeps it right in that stream

It's because there's a bit of adhesion between the water here and the styrofoam. Starts to go a little slower

That pulls all that water over the ball

And that's the start of how you get the ball to spin

And how you get that sprayed down on the right-hand side which provides more lift and keeps forcing the ball back into the stream

Come on

once the ball is levitating it remains stable because if it drifts too far into the stream that decreases the flow of water around the

Ball reducing the force pushing it into the stream

And if it drifts too far out that increases the water flow over the ball increasing the force pushing it back into the stream

That's what makes the equilibrium position so stable. Any slight perturbation creates a restoring force that moves the ball back to equilibrium

The rotation I think is also nice because that gives it that angular momentum

Providing a little bit of stability side by side, that's not so important for these balls

But it certainly is important for the disc. If you try to levitate a disc you need to keep it in the right orientation

Oh, yes!

Getting the discs to levitate is significantly harder than the balls because they have to maintain their vertical orientation

In order for this to work. Even a slight breeze makes this very difficult

HEY! Check that out! Can you come in and get it?

Oh my goodness

This is a clear demonstration

that that is not just about the Bernoulli effect, right? It's due to the rotation of the disc that actually carries the water

over and sprays it down which pushes that back into the stream. That's amazing

Not only is this an awesome experiment

it's also pretty fun to play around with in the summer, and it was invented by my friend Blake

So come over my channel Innovinci

and I'll show you how, with a simple Home Depot run, you can build this in your own backyard

I'll put a link to that video right here. So if you want to make this, go check it out

For more infomation >> Hydrodynamic Levitation! - Duration: 6:09.

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Game Grumps Animated - If I Die - by pajakinthebox - Duration: 1:18.

[beepity-beep]

[broop]

D: When I was 18...

17 or 18...

...was where I first had that, like, realization, like...

...oh, I'm actually gonna die.

And it ssscared the FUCK out of me.

And was super depressing.

And like, I remember, like, going to 7/11 and getting a Slurpee..

And like seeing everyone else like...

...buying like products and shit, and I'm like...

WHO COULD BUY TWINKIES AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

You know... and I was like...

...it was so terrifying and then...

...years later I started thinking along these lines, like...

Oh...

like...

If I die...

like...

[so many likes]

Nothing actually changes.

It's just the end of me, as like, a system of memories, you know?

It's...

You get to be like a... thinking animal.

On this one planet.

For a limited amout of time, and like...

Life is a sandbox game, you get to do whatever the fuck you want.

You know?

Arin: Except pee in... in public.

D: Well, I do that too.

A: Well, that's against the law. D: I do a lot of that actually.

My inevitable DEATH and DISINTEGRATION makes me FUCKIN' CHILL.

For more infomation >> Game Grumps Animated - If I Die - by pajakinthebox - Duration: 1:18.

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Hey You, Pikachu: Fishing Master Pika - PART 4 - Game Grumps - Duration: 12:30.

Hey, I'm Grump. I'm Not So Grump

And we're the Game Grumps

A: Hey

D: Oh boom, baby, what's up?

A: It's time for "Hey You, Pikachu"; one more.

D: Yeah, we're going to do one more episode of this because it's weird and fun, and, uh, you may--might have demanded it?

(Arin laughs)

D: I don't know, we haven't--

A: Meanwhile, it's like the least wanted series ever.

D: Yeah, wow, six views! Impressive!

(In that weird voice Danny does when he wants to express sexual desire/pleasure) Where will, oh fuck, where will...Pikachu go next?

(Continued in the voice) More importantly where will he COME next?

A: Each one of these stars was my own making

(Danny's high-pitched voice) What's going on here?

(Guttural noises) Oh, uh, Cindy

A: Nothing, but no uh, oh, I can't stop!

(Dan laughs)

D: It's morning

D: Just like I'm in mourning over the loss of my relationship with Cindy. It's Pikachu's voice.

(Making perverted Pikachu sounds)

A: It's time to spend all your day with me again!

D: I'm like a vampire. I can't come in unless you invite me, but one day you will and then, oh God, all bets are off.

(Danny's weird voice) It's Pikachu. Where we going where are we going today?

A: Where are WE going today?

D: Yeah, wow; awfully presumptuous.

A: Pikachu

A: Don't punch the glass. It's very delicate. D: Yeah

A: It's off with Pikachu again today! D: Hurray...

(Arin's high-pitched voice) "Have a nice time! Take care."

D: Good, I will

Both: Caring for Caterpie

D: Wow, it really looks like just someone had their child write that and--

Oh this is pretty good actually.

A: You were brought deep into Viridian Forest today?

Caterpie live in that part of the forest.

You want--you want to fix the grammar there or--?

D: Oh no, he said--it must be like deer like multiple

A: Oh, I see; Caterpies.

D: Yes.

A: Oh God, it's a gang! It's a- Get out of there, Pikachu!

Get the fuck out of there! He's not listening; GET OUT OF THERE!

D: Yeah, you were mislead by the singularity sounding of the name.

(Arin laughs)

A: The fucking siren song has lured you into the forest.

And now they're going to poke you with their Y heads.

D: Now they're gonna gang-bang you. I always knew it would come to this.

(Arin laughs)

A: Pik, I always hoped it would come to this.

D: They're gonna give you a Cater-Creampie.

A: Pikachu-

(Both laughing) D: Sorry! (you should be)

A: Pikachu has been asked to look after the Caterpie. Why don't you watch Pikachu babysit until Butterfree comes back?

D: What words are you saying right now? It sounds like nonsense.

D: Oh God, this is like Mothra VS. Godzilla where like the silkworms like keep shooting fucking- *bsshtz*

A: Yeah, don't talk to them; they got rabies.

D: So creepy.

A: Don't talk to 'em. Their fucking--their tuning fork heads...they'll distract you from what's important.

D: No!

A: World peace is so close and you're out here, distracted by these fucking--

D: Yeah

These butt-plug looking motherfuckers.

D: Yeah

D: You know they're just gonna Cocoon without you.

(Arin laughs)

D: They would be like "you can't turn into a chrysalis."

A: Pikachu, don't attack the Caterpie though; because you need to maintain your strength for when the war comes.

(Dan laughs)

D: Oh my God

A: Pikachu, mushroom.

(Both laugh)

(Laughing at his ingenious joke) A: Pikachu found a hungry Caterpie.

Quite a rush; when Caterpie get hungry, their color changes and they bounce. Be sure to remember that!

D: Just like me, okay, oh, yeah, they're--they're

A: Uuhh

Dude, look at the fucking mushroom.

D: Pikachu's going to get a rosebud.

A: Get a rosebud, you fucking Pikachu.

D: Just like Citizen Kane.

A: No, no, no rosebud! Rosebud!

A: Rosebud.

D: Oh my God

A: Nice!

D: Yeah!

D: Jesus, get that accordion player! Calm the fuck down!

(laughing) A: Caterpie!

D: It's not a beret, Pikachu, it's a rosebud!

A: Nice

A: Caterpie! Give it to the Caterpie!

D: Yeah, stop wearing the food as a hat.

A: Oh, I think I'm distracting it.

A: Oh, it's eating, yay. D: Oh, good.

A: It liked it. Don't you fuckin'-- get--get out of there! That's a hungry one you'll feed the hungry ones food your fucks.

D: That's like when you try to feed a bird at the park and like fucking five crows show up out of nowhere.

And they're just like myahh. Intimidating the shit out of it. Why don't you three breadcrumbs you little bastards?

A: Flower.

A: I didn't call your name. I said flower, you fuck.

D: Boy, that just shows you how good the voice recognition is in this. '"Flower!" "Pikachu?!"

(Arin laughs)

D: Yes

A: Bring it to the Caterpie. Feed them, feed them.

D: It really does look like a tiny beret.

(Dan's best French impression) Hon-hon-hon

A: Caterpie! Caterpie! Caterpie!

D: Pik-au jus

A-u j-u-s

A: Pikachu, you're too adorable to hate. I fucking love you.

A: Even--don't eat the fuck--let the blue one have it! Beat the other one up! Beat him up!

A: Survival of the fittest!

D: Kinda reminds me of the Ohmus from Nausicaa: Valley of the Wind.

A: Oh, yeah!

D: Yeah, they're just like that weird kind of big bug weirdness.

A: Um, wait hold on, I'm gonna cheat.

Flower.

A: Come on. It's a fucking flower. You piece of shit. Flower!

D: Just fucking eat it.

A: Oh, he sniffed it.

A: Pikachu, don't sniff the flower, you fucking prick. What are you doing? You're gonna die! You're allergic!

D: Pikachu?

A: You need some Benadryl! Go to the store and get some. I can't do it.

D (as Oak): It's almost evening; better get Pika some Claritin.

A: Pikachu, feed the Caterpie.

A: There you go. D: Why do they sound like lambs?

A: I think I'm like not supposed to do anything. I think when I talk to Pikachu, it's just distracting him from the goals.

Like he just does the right thing and then when I talk to him. He's like "oh what?"

D: Yeah, you're probably right, actually. Why are so many hands falling from the sky?

A: Rosebud.

A: Thunder.

D: Yes, wiggle your butt.

A: Kill it with lightning.

A: No!

D: Come back. Wait for Butterfree. I'm starting to feel like there's absolutely no consequence to whether you do well or poorly.

A: Well that one's still hungry over there.

D: Oh, Jesus

A: Eat the shit.

(Both laugh)

D: Fucking eat it!

A: Is that his payment?

D: Eat the shit...

A: It's a balloon. He likes it.

D: I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(Arin reading)

A: No! D: Oh, that one's-that one's dead.

A: Yeah, it's dying!

A: What the fuck was I supposed to do?! You didn't tell me fucking to go feed the Caterpie!

D: If one dies, it will just-its corpse will allow food for the others.

D: Pikachu came all the way here to say goodbye!

A: Pikachu, you fucked up today. You know that? You fucked up, but it's okay. I still think you're cute. All right, so goodbye.

D: You rambling maniac.

D: Yes, goodbye indeed.

D: Goodbye!

D: Goodbye!

A: I think if I just farted into the microphone, it would be okay.

D: Yeah, Pikachu?

A: You and Pikachu are starting to become friends. We already said--you already said we were friends!

D: You and Pikachu are starting to develop a relationship.

A: I like this. You and Pikachu are starting to become friends. Pikachu is friends with a lot of Pokémon.

D: Yeah, mm-hmm

A: It's like "so you better value this friendship because like-"

D: Yeah, you can use him.

(Arin laughs) D: You really can use him.

A: He's got a very large network.

D: I thought you were saying like...

"He's friends with a lot of Pokémon so don't get a big fucking head about being his friend."

(Arin laughs)

D: Nobody's impressed.

A: Wha-Oh that's you.

(Danny's weird voice) Oh, what will Pikachu do for fun next time?

D: I'll never know.

A: Oh, I can imagine it though.

D: Lift up that electric ch-tah--tail. Electric tail; take little sniff, oh, fu-oh

D: Cindy, oh

(Both laugh)

A: What are you--it's not what it looks like!

D: Oh, it's exactly what looks like.

A: Meanwhile, he's just like sprawled out completely naked with his hands on his cock.

D: Oh my God, that fucking- A: It's not what it looks like!

D: That picture you sent me...

(Dan laughs)

of the two guys fucking in Ikea and the title is uh...

Me Fucking My Friend In Ikea as a Prank ((NOT GAY))

(Both laugh)

A: Matt sent me that.

D: Of course he did!

A: I was like "Where the fuck did you get this?"

D: It's so funny!

D: It's so funny, dude.

A: It's a prank. It's not gay.

(Dan laughs)

D: Oh my God. (Danny's weird voice) Hey, it's Pikachu's voice.

(Arin moans)

(Arin's weird voice) Aren't you a sight for sore eyes?

(Both laugh)

D: Well, well, well, what do we have here?

A: What the fuck do you have on your head? Get that off your head, you fucking weirdo.

D: You--oh

Both: A fishing hook?

D: What? Is that a fishing hook?

A: I don't know...

D: Do you just throw him into the ocean and--?

A: He's the bait!

D: Yeah, trying to catch sharks, baby.

A: Just put him under water into his electricity and you'll kill everyone.

D: Oh that's a really good idea.

Hadn't thought of that.

A: Oh, um...

A: I don't like fishing.

A: All right, I guess we're going fishing.

D: Yeah, God bless you, I guess we're going fishing.

(Danny's weird voice) Hey, it's off with Pikachu again for fishing.

(Arin in a high-pitched voice) Have a nice time! Take care!

A: Meanwhile she's like- D: Mom, for the love of God!

(Both laugh)

A: She's like: "I wish he wasn't gone all the time."

A: "I miss my son"

A: Gone fishing. OH-CHRE

D: Thank God. I'm away from that shrew, my mom.

(Arin laughs)

A : It's me-oh. (as Oak) It's me, Professor Oak. Oh, Pikachu's there, too.

So...

When's he gonna leave?

So Pikachu is taking you fishing, huh? That's more than he's done for me.

You must be pretty lucky for him to like you that much huh? Hmm

D: Boy, it's gotta feel pretty good.

A (as Oak): That's O-chre...O-chre Fishing Hole. It's a popular fishing spot.

D (in a cute voice): You're dead!

You're fuckin' dead

A (as Oak): I guess Pikachu wanted to go fishing and took you along too.

A: How many fucking time can you say we're going fishing?

A (as Oak): Maybe you can help Pikachu fish.

D: While you're fishing.

A (as Oak): When Pikachu gets a bite, it will reel it in if you tell it to.

A: Thank you for fucking finally telling me the functionality of Pikachu.

D: That's all you needed.

D: Well I guess it's next time on Game Grumps.

A: Hold on, I wanna catch a fish.

D: Yeah, catch one fish.

A: REEL IT IN!

D: Oh, oh, oh-OH

A: Pull it!

D: Yeah! A: Nice!

A: You caught a 5-inch Magikarp, now eat it.

D: Yeah, kill it raw.

A: Eat it with your mouth.

D: Did he just go back to fishing?

A: Yeah.

D: Did he just-- left it to fucking dry out and die?

D: Wow, real nice, Pikachu.

A: Reel it in! Pull it!

D: Fucking cold blooded.

A: This is a smart Pikachu.

D: Yeah, right?

A: Well, that's a bigger Magikarp.

D: Oh my God

A: That's the biggest Magikarp yet, out of two Magikarp!

D: Yeah, throw the first one back.

A: 12 inches, huh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) D: Maybe it can bring the average down.

A: That's what my wife calls it.

D: Uhhhh

A: 12-Inch Magikarp.

(Dan laughs)

(Dan imitating Suzy): You gonna bring out the 12-inch Magikarp tonight?

(Arin imitating Suzy): Or is it going to evolve into Gyarados?

A: PULL IT IN!

(Dan giggling) Is it going to evolve into Gyarados?...

D: Get it! Yay!

A: Holy fuck!

D: That's a big-ass one.

A: A TWENTY FOUR INCH MAGIKARP?!

D: My God!

A: What is this, Gay Brothers?

D: Oh well, next time on Game Grumps.

D: Something completely different?

A: Sure

D: Okay!

D: I guess we'll see you then, babies!

A: I hope you enjoyed this Pika-adventure.

D: It was fun.

D: Love you. Bye ♡

A: He's not listening.

(Dan squeals with delight)

D: That's a good stretch.

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[Sub][TURN 38] Cardfight!! Vanguard G NEXT Official Animation - Beyond this Sky - Duration: 30:30.

Amazing!

The conquerors of the second stage's Castle Royale

are a mere three teams!

Team Diffrider!

Fukuhara High School Vanguard Club!

Striders!

These teams will proceed to the final stage!

The U20's final stage

is usually contested by four teams.

However, only three teams survived the second stage.

Therefore, in accordance with the rules,

the fourth team will be chosen from the repechage!

The second stage was incredible!

Thanks for your hard work!

Blue seas!

White sands!

Let's get refreshed in our swimsuits!

Welcome to Jaime's...

Delightful Southern Island Tour!

Yay!

This island is uninhabited

but it's set up as a celebrity resort so everything's all here.

I've come here once before with Chrono and the others.

It's all ours this time, too, thanks to Master Leon!

And I'll be in charge of everything!

But why are we here right before the final stage?

You guys too! You've got the repechage soon!

This isn't the time to play around!

Even Mamoru and Ibuki are here.

The Southern Island Tour is but an excuse!

I'll tell you all about the Diffriders' secrets!

The Diffriders' secrets?

You too.

I know you've been doing things in secret.

No more holding things back, please.

Yeah. I promised that when I came here.

What are you talking about?

We'll tell you everything we know too.

Alright. Let's share the information we've all gathered.

TURN 38 Beyond this Sky

No way!

The Team Diffrider members are all being possessed by Units from Planet Cray?

Their goal is liberation from their destiny.

They will destroy Vanguard to accomplish that.

Yeah. Kazumi Onimaru...

Or rather, Stealth Dragon, Shiranui said that.

They'll destroy Vanguard

and make it so our imaging won't reach them.

But I'm surprised you knew a Diffrider, Tokoha.

And about Miguel, as well.

Mamoru, you noticed too, right?

About the disturbances in the U20.

Yeah. Ibuki's movements were too suspicious.

I also met Nome Tatsunagi.

In my own way.

Thanks to Satorun-run, I ended up visiting Nome, too.

The connections you had from when you were a member of the company

helped you out, did they?

Diffriders...

And Kazumi Onimaru.

But I don't want you to forget -

Some of the Diffriders actually love Vanguard.

Miguel was one of those.

He was a wonderful fighter.

And he's still mine and Tokoha's amigo!

We'll see what the Diffriders plan in the final stage.

But I will say this.

No matter what they intend,

I absolutely won't let them destroy the U20!

We want you to play Vanguard like always.

As best you can, heading towards your own goals.

- We'll protect... - The U20!

I'll defeat Kazumi Onimaru as a fighter!

I've lost to him twice!

This time for sure, I'll get him back!

By the way, Chrono, I want to check something.

When did you first learn about the Diffriders?

About when the first stage ended, I think?

I see.

Hey! What are you doing?

Heave-ho!

You kept things from us and tried to solve everything on your own again!

Why do you always do this?

I...I'm sorry.

That's no good.

I won't forgive you.

They're totally messing around.

That's it for boring discussions!

Let's enjoy!

Yay!

Me too!

Cut it ou-

- Don't run away! - Help!

Kazuma!

Thank you, Kazuma!

Will you get sunk, too?

Kyun!

What are you doing?

I can't swim.

Lame.

Jaime, do you have a watermelon?

Let's split one!

Eh...

Watermelon? You want a melon?

No food has been delivered?!

I asked, but the plane has an engine issue and can't fly...

Don't they have a spare plane?

Apparently not...

So we don't have any food?

That's right!

So...

I'll have you all form teams and go get some food!

What do you mean, "everything's here"?

It's like a survival game!

Eh-hem!

Food of the sea or mountains?

What you go to get will be decided by your card's Grade!

Representatives, come forward!

Here goes!

The Grade decides all! Choose your card!

Be careful where you step!

A snake!

Shindou! You drew the wrong card!

I came because they said it was an excellent resort.

But it's not, is it?

We've got everything we need for a barbecue.

There's no problem, is there?

We got lucky drawing cooking preparations.

But will they bring any food back?

Why am I doing this?

You do have emergency provisions, don't you?

It's not an emergency just yet.

You're having too much fun with this, Jaime.

It's alright, isn't it?

More importantly, let's see who can catch the bigger fish.

Ibuki-kyun.

Kyun?!

Alright.

I accept!

It's a cave.

Alright! Let's go inside!

Why? There won't be any food in there!

No, it's alright.

There's something in there. My gut tells me so.

What?

B-Bats!

This is all your fault!

You're not lucky at all, are you, Chrono? With this, or with the Grade Janken.

Geez. Will you be alright in the final stage?

Tch. What about you, Kazuma?

Can you fight in the final stage like that?

I told you before. I'll fight my best in the U20.

I have a place I want to reach.

I wanted to get the power to stand in that place at the U20.

But something I never considered happened.

He was at the U20.

And...

I lost.

But the guy I fought wasn't the guy I knew before.

I have a place I want to reach.

That feeling won't change.

It just means I've got another task now.

I'll chase Shiranui out and get the real Kazumi Onimaru back!

I lost before,

but I'll crush him next time!

Yeah!

You caught quite a lot.

We're lucky you're good at fencing.

Fencing has nothing to do with it.

I still can't believe it.

Units from Planet Cray are Diffriding in humans.

I'm surprised too.

When I fought Onimaru, I thought something was off.

But I never expected this.

Shion...

They want to destroy Vanguard.

It bothers me, thinking about what Onimaru might try.

To think that Cray existed in the first place...

I don't know what to believe.

Geez. So what?

It doesn't matter who we're up against or what they try to do.

We'll beat them all and stand at the top.

That's all.

What? Do you have a problem with that?

It's as you say, Hashima-senpai. This doesn't change anything.

You're too frightened.

So what if they're Diffriders?

You won against Verno, didn't you?

Ah! You're right!

Whoever they may be, we'll defeat all who stand against us!

Even if it's Kazumi Onimaru or Stealth Dragon, Shiranui!

Yeah! We'll win and protect Fukuhara High School Vanguard Club!

Ah! A crab! This time for sure!

Hashima-senpai, grab it!

Huh?

No way!

Thanks for looking into Miguel for me.

Why are you being so formal all of a sudden?

I wanted to thank you properly.

I'm glad we found out Miguel had nothing to do with the Diffriders' plan.

I'll believe in the potential you believed in, and move forward.

As far as I can!

Let's win the repechage and go to the final stage!

Yeah!

You kept quiet for my sake, didn't you?

But if it was for my sake, don't you think you should have involved me from the beginning?

I've been terribly busy looking into things on my own.

You decided to do that yourself.

You should have known I would.

No matter what happens, our job won't change.

We'll protect the world where anyone can freely enjoy Vanguard.

Yeah.

I got one!

Ibuki! Get a net!

Y-Yeah...A net?

This is a big one!

These look delicious! Let's take lots back with us!

Insects are full of protein, apparently.

So what?

Try eating one.

You eat it!

It's like a dream, being able to go to the final stage with this team.

I was worried at first.

A lot happened, didn't it?

I split up from Shion and Tokoha

and lost my fire.

Every day was boring.

It's like how you were.

Huh?

You had the power, but you kept saying things like, "what's the point?".

You had that bored expression and couldn't get serious.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You do!

But Striders is a good team.

I want to see just how strong this team can become!

No matter how strong the Diffriders are.

Next time, we'll win for sure!

Vanguard isn't anything like what Onimaru says.

We share a connection and our feelings with our Units.

I won't forgive him for trying to break that.

We'll blast through the final stage with the Vanguard we believe in.

And we'll win!

Yes!

Boar piglets!

They're so cute!

Can you eat wild boar?

A boar hotpot?

No way!

It's the parent!

It's huge!

Don't just put things on my plate! If I want something, I'll get it my-

It looked nicely done. If you don't want it...

I-I didn't say I didn't want it. I'll eat it.

What shall we do after we've eaten?

You know the answer to that!

Stand Up!

The

Vanguard!

Ride!

I'll be the one to win in the final stage!

Ride!

Chrono and Diffrider!

I'll win next time!

I'll definitely get to where Chrono and Shion are waiting!

I feel it...

In my heart!

Ride!

Let's go to the final stage!

Ahh...I'm so relaxed.

How about continuing our fight?

I'll admit you beat me at fishing.

But in a fight...

I'll win again, you know.

Excuse me.

It seems something bothersome is happening.

But the U20 is still a gateway to becoming a pro fighter, is it not?

Of course.

There are many scouts here this time as well.

That's alright then.

I'm going to become a pro fighter.

And I'll win the U20.

I see! A pro fighter!

I'll be cheering for you, Rin!

I can give you advice, so ask me anything!

A-anyway, that's how it is!

I see...Rin is...

Let's not hold back in the final stage, either.

It won't be like the second stage.

Prepare yourself.

You guys were having fun fighting by yourselves.

I'll win the repechage and join you in the final stage!

Yeah. I'll be waiting!

We watched the stars here before, didn't we?

A lot has happened.

I wonder how they're doing?

Dran and the others?

Units have come here,

so I wondered how things are over there.

You needn't worry about them.

They're doing fine.

You're right. I'm sure they are!

Chrono!

We're going to start the campfire!

Okay!

Searching for food was hard work but it was refreshing.

We have to thank Leon and Jaime.

If you like, why don't you come to our resort next time?

I think you'll find it just as good as this one.

The Kiba family resort? You rich people disgust me...

I'm sure it's amazing!

It'll be fun like when we had the motivational party!

TURN 39 Beacon of Revival It'll be fun like when we had the motivational party!

TURN 39 Beacon of Revival

I'm excited! TURN 39 Beacon of Revival

TURN 39 Beacon of Revival

I promise you the best hospitality. TURN 39 Beacon of Revival

TURN 39 Beacon of Revival

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Hey You, Pikachu: Stew's On - PART 3 - Game Grumps - Duration: 11:11.

And we're the Game Grumps!

Dan/erin what well I I've got a joke for you. What's that?

What's that?

What's brown and Rhymes with snoop?

Poop?

Dr. Dre

I love that one! A lovely reminded me of that one actually. dan. Yeah, the Joystick is my penis after hearing that Joke whoa

whoa

That was a quick turn of events you went from six to Twelve real fast

All right, welcome back to hey you pikachu uh... oh What does it have um I got I guess what has. Mushroom!

No, its not that. It's mushroom!

A small hard mushroom throw it to make it spin. Throw it.

THROW IT!

Thanks, wow it's getting late, but the meal doesn't seem to be ready yet. Yeah, all we've done is thrown a mushroom

Well go to the fucking mushroom. What are the ingredients that I need? get the mushroom get the mushroom mushroom!

What do you got there? It looks like someone forgot the days are 45 seconds long. Oh it's more yam, sweet potato ok magnemite

Yeah, it's fucking get him all right. Yeah

Be easier if I was just pressing buttons

Oh my God magnemite what the fuck you doing get your hand off is crank and pick up these sweet potatoes!

Go to the mushroom go to the mushroom Pikachu go to the mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom

bashroom bashroom

Pikachu cant respond right now. Come on baby.

mushroom

Yeah, he fucking likes it. That's damn right sure yeah

Send it to Magnemite and leave me the fuck alone. Yeah

Thank you, BAHHH

Should we just wait for oh?

Go back where bulbasaur is waiting. Look magnemite didn't get that light yeah, we don't have all the ingredients yet. God

This is a the stews gonna taste like dogshit. It's gonna be horrible and bulbasaur is famous for his stewage

I think you putting the T where it doesn't belong here, but now it's gonna be sewage exactly

Did he just fart? Oh, Charmander's there

Every time he moves leaves get kicked up cause it's autumn oh I see

Wow

I love you

is it good? yeah, it's mystery soup

Oh, he didn't like it.

Awwwww

Did he just get curbstomped? Yeah

If it's made mystery soup, so there mustn't've have been enough ingredients.

Dammit. Wow.

This is this is like a great-great grandfather of the dubious food in the Breadth of the wild

Oh, yeah, right? Huh, front yard

Well, we did it. We made the world's worst fucking stew

Pikachu came all the way

Goodbye, ya fuck

Just to say goodbye

Oh, fuck yeah

That's right pika you

Twiddle your little body around.

Come in and stay a while.

Oh fuck

He's like. Nah. Nah, you fucked it up

You and Pikachu love having something. Oh wait have something in common. You're both garbage at stew. It's - yeah seriously and he loves having picnics

Picnics, how do you know I may be like Dad was killed at a picnic. You don't know

Home at last

Finally gonna get rid of those picnic nightmares. Gosh, will Pikachu come tomorrow, too?

God knows I will. And tonight.

Data will be saved. Thank you. Thank you so much

What if I just swing swing the microphone around like a mace?

Its morning

And a good morning, hey, its Pikachu's voice

Hey, I'm pikachu. I went through puberty

Hi, just wondering if you've been thinking about our relationship the way I have.

Pikachuberty

He's going through Pikachuberty!

He's twice as big as he was yesterday. His voice is lower

He's covered in Acne and he's pissed off. He's got a weird hair coming out of his ears. He's emo as fuck right now

As you. He's at the hot topic

Oh. Hey, Pikachu, came to play again today

Spencer gifts

Hey it's off with Pikachu again today

Have a nice day, take care.

Fuckin whatever, Mom!. Yeah

You're so controlling

you'll never understand me

A field trip oh man, and I'm gonna fucking make love in the moonlight?

Have a good time son. I love you. STOP SMOTHERING ME!

Pikachu brought you to Springleaf Field. This is way

This is your chance to become better friends. Tell me about your feelings, and where you roll around

I'm sorry, go ahead

You'll get to see some of the different things pikachu does on a typical day jerk is wiener off

Find more things to look at while he jerks wiener off. You know the usual

Browse Twitter get aroused by some random post, jack his wiener off. God there was no twitter at this time

Yeah, what a nice relaxing world

Pikachu greeted oddish. Hey get away from my pikachu you fuck

He's a nightmare

Don't talk to that oddish Pikachu only talk to other Pikachu's hey, hey

But stop making friends you stop making friends. You yellow piece of garbage. We segregate here. God damn it

He's busy with us. Don't you fucking backtalk me you sassy motherfucker

Oh, don't you fucking respond well to my reprimands

He's into it. Where you going? Where you go? And you flat-footed fuck?

Oh goodness

What?

You can't respond to me right now. That's because you got biscuits in your fucking ears. You goddamn pointy-eared bastard

Flower? That's not what I'm looking at.

Yeah, a bright blue flower is not what that is.

Did he blow through the leaf?

Oh My God you're so fucking cute, I can't be mad at you.

Yeah, okay. Hi what?

Pikachu you're ruining

Your ruining my fucking life. I have a family that I leave behind every day just to elope with you

Pikachu your dysfunctioning my marriage

What are you looking for my lost life that I left behind?

You piece of shit

That's a strange radish. Yeah, my wife's fucking Jeff

Maybe its cause I'm out here play with little animals all day

What is it? Oh, it's charcoal don't eat the fucking charcoal pikachu for the love of God don't put it in your mouth

Why did you-

you notice an Oddish, huh? because it's fuckin in the ground you

That's what you want me to be six feet under, huh?

You want my life to be in the gutter?

I see ya game you little prick

Pikachu heard you call it

He like thinks prick is his name because we call him that all the time

Go look at other shit look at that

Leaf look around enjoy the environment

Get used to it because I'm not going to be around anymore, Pikachu yeah

He's having fun jumping

Well, that's nice

Yeah, that's great. Why are you taking selfies for your girlfriend?

Are you even aware of the political climate right now?

Yeah good for you taking picturesof your genitals while the world burns

Don't you care about the community around you pikachu?

All you care about is yourself and you fucking strawberries, thats all you care about!

Everyone else is at the march!

The fucking protest March and you're here picking strawberries like nothing's going on in the world.

Hold on

Strawberry

Strawberry

Strawberry

Strawberry

1986 Mets Batting Leader Darrell strawberry.

strawberry

It did it that time

Run

Run

Jump

Pikachu heard you calling it preventing you from running and jumping

Don't talk to that oddish

He's got a criminal record and he's on parole

He's under ground arrest

Look at his ankle bracelet. You know what that means

Stop ignoring my bubbles

You fucking pikachu prick you motherfucker you get over here right now you fucking get over here. You follow me all right? Yeah

Get over here by the weird end of the world grass

Did you enjoy the field?

Come back any time you want to enjoy the field again.

Yeah like playin the field.

Well time to go home

Did you enjoy their field was there... grass on the field?

Professor where you going with this?

Pikachu came all the way here to just say just to say goodbye. He does it every night dude stop

Goodbye. Leave me alone. Stop following me. You're ruining my fucking life. You fucking Pikachu prick.

Pikachuuu!

I fucking Knew it.

You don't understand me. Nobody understands me not my mom not my pikachu

I really did enjoy this field trip though. I can't I can't deny it. He really enjoys field trips

Good. You and Pikachu are friends!

Thanks, really. Yeah, well can you really determine that yeah?

He never said anything about it

or are we do we have a symbiotic relationship where I give him love and he gives me a

False sense of love he could run away at any moment. Yeah. He occasionally throw me an incredibly small bone

He eats a strawberry in front of me that was fun. He really we really are friends

Yeah, we shared that moment where he ignored me and talked like six other dudes

please if I thought that that describes every date I've ever had

Just hanging out talking

Girls eating strawberries talking to six other dudes

Uh, next time on game grumps

fuck you pikachu for reminding me

this one

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Hey You, Pikachu: The Jersey Goodbye - PART 2 - Game Grumps - Duration: 12:22.

Arin: Hey, I'm Grump!

Dan: I'm not so Grump!

Both: And We're the Game Grumps!

Arin: Hey, welcome back

Dan: Welcome back to "Hey You, Pikachu!".

Arin: (Sassy) Hey you

Dan (Also Sassy):Hey You

Arin: Dan's handed me the mic, so I'm communicating with the 'Chu now.

Dan: Yeah, Arin's Gonna take this on.

Arin: Oh is that what it was? You know what it meant, right?

Arin: No?

Dan: That the streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers?

Dan: No, Pikachu.

Arin: Apple!

Arin: What's this? Pikachu wants you to guess the name of the item it's holding. God, it's gonna take all day!

Arin: Maybe you should check the description in the PokéHelper.

Dan: Christ. It looks just like a beach ball

Arin: Apple? A sweet red fruit. One of Pikachu's favorites. I wonder "how's it taste"- WHO IS QUOTED?!

Dan: Yeah, and apples can be green.

Arin:That's true.

Dan: This is uh...

Dan: Appleist

Arin: (Yells) APPLE!

Dan: This is fruitist.

Arin: Yes, it's (Loudly) APPLE!

Arin: Oh! He's eating it!

Arin: You ate the whole thing you can't- it's dirty!

Dan: Ya fucking pig.

Arin: You clean it first.

Arin: Pikachu seems to be very happy.

Arin: Wow, the elation on his face- I just can't-

Arin: Can't comprehend

Dan: Master Pikachu wants to see you in the boudoir.

Arin: Oh, too bad it's about time to head home. Say goodbye.

Arin: (Yelling) FUCK YOU, YA' FUCKIN' PRICK!

Dan: Wow, "The Jersey Good-bye".

Dan: Bye~!

Arin: He's doin' a little dance!

Dan: Yay~

Arin: I like it when you call me a prick. Say your good-byes.

Arin: (yelling) Next time I see yer fucking yellow face,

I'm going to slap you right upside the red cheeks, ya fucking apple-headed bitch!

Dan: (Calmly) Cool.

Arin: He didn't really like that one.

Dan: Well. I agree anyway.

Arin: (Calmly) Goodbye!

Arin: Oh, he's smart. He likes it .

Dan: Man, this is the year 2000. This is when I was watching Digimon anyway.

Arin: (laughs)

Dan: (Singing) Digimon! Digital Monsters, Digimon are the champions!

Arin: He seems curious about you and your anger problem.

Dan: Yeah He's like: "Oh... I guess I'll go off by myself..."

Arin: Mm. Wait wait wait wait.

Arin: Pikachu, I love you!

Arin: Pikachu!

Arin: Oh no! Dan: Awwwww

Arin: He's sad because he wanted me to say something to him!

Arin: Aww! No, no!! Don't do this to me! I wasn't- I was drinking water!

Dan: You talked to Pikachu! Not as much as he would have liked and your relationship is certainly on the rocks.

Arin: That makes me feel really sad!

Dan: Oh fuck, home at last.

Arin: He's fucking sad dude.

Dan: It sure was fun bein' able to talk to Pikachu today.

Dan: Really got myself some good material for this...

...J.O. sesh...

Arin: That's fuckin' spank-banking for me.

Dan: Puttin' that one in the "Wank Bank".

Arin: I "Pika-Choose" you tonight.

Dan: (Orgasmically grunts)

Arin: Oh... I hope I get to see him again. He was all sad when he was walking- He seems curious about you.

Dan: Pika's shootin' my jizz all over-

Dan: Hey, that's Pikachu's voice. Arin: He's-I told you he's showing up at your window.

Arin: Look he's right there! Dan: Oh good. He's stalking me.

Arin: You're so fucking cute.

Dan: He is pretty adorable. I could-I could deal with being stalked...by that.

Dan: Oh, it's that wild Pikachu. Arin: (Grunts)

Arin: (As mom) Oh, you're so cute!

Arin: So this is Pikachu? It came to play on its own! Dan: (As mom) Stuff it in a ball!

Arin: I wish a Pokemon that cute would be my friend.

Arin: Well, we needed something for dinner anyway.

Dan: (As boy) Ugh! Get out of here mom! Ugh!

(Sound of slurping that is probably supposed to be masturbating)

Arin: (As mom) You be nice to it!

Arin: Oh, uh...

Arin: What's up, you fucking yellow-headed freak!?

Dan: Yeah

Dan: That's right

Dan: (As boy) Hey, It's off to play with Pikachu, but it is Pikachu... Arin: (As mom, quickly) Have a nice time, take care.

Dan: How could it be off to play with Pikachu if it's Pikachu. Arin: I'm gonna run into the bramble. Dan: Ok.

Dan: Picnic-Chu, did it say?

Arin: I think he just said PI-Pikachu. Dan: Oh, oh.

Arin: (As Oak) Oh! Are you playin' with Pikachu already? I see that it's brought you to (slurred) Ochre Woods.

Dan: (As Oak) I see you are dealing with this much better than humans. Yeah, that's understandable.

Arin: (Laughing) What? Dan: You're fucking weird, and you can't communicate with other people or children.

Arin: (As Oak, finishing Dan's line) But you'll communicate with this animal that says one word.

Dan: (As Oak) Yeah, that's right about your speed.

Arin: (As Oak) You're lucky. I've always wanted to see the daily activities of a wild Pokemon.

Arin: He just takes out his newspaper and starts taking a dump.

Arin: (As Oak) Wow, the beauty of nature.

Arin: (As Oak) Hey! That sounds like Bulbasaur's voice Dan: (Sarcastically) Does it?

Arin: (As Oak) It sounded like Pikachu has been invited to Bulbasaur's picnic.

Dan: Yeah, you got all that from from just one thing. Arin: It just went "BGAHH" (weird noise) Dan: Yeah.

Arin: (As Oak) Oh, he's going into the snake hole, I hope he doesn't get swallowed alive.

Dan: (As Oak) I'll send a dachshund under there to kill 'em and retrieve 'em. That's what they were bred for, a lot of people don't know that

Arin: Can we get this bramble out of the way, please?

Dan: Is this like Squirtle's- I mean jeez, Bulbasaur's like little house?

Arin: I guess so Dan: I love it

Arin: (As Oak) I guess Bulbasaur doesn't have all the ingredients it needs.

It may take a while before the picnic can begin-

Arin: Are you with me or like...? Dan: Yeah where did-

Arin: Are we on the phone? (Dan laughs)

Arin: (As Oak) Well, Pikachu has been told to go play until they could begin cooking.

Dan: (on transceiver) (static) Coming in loud and clear, over.

(Arin laughs)

Dan: (transceiver) Operation Pika-Picnic.

Arin: (transceiver) Based on the low quality recording of Pikachu's voice,

I could tell that he-it wants to draw and hung out with Bulbasaur, and he's feeling sad.

Dan: Yeah, and then like you hear the professor die under like weird circumstances.

Dan: (transceiver) They're coming (static) out of the trees! (static)

(They both laugh pretty hard)

Arin: (transceiver) Squirtles! Millions of 'em! (static) Dan: (transceiver) Save yourself! (static)

Arin: (Transciever) Water gun! (static)

Dan: And you're like, "(Cheerfully) Picnic!"

(Arin laughs)

Arin: (As Oak) Piakchu's hearing what Bulbasaur will use in today's recipe.

Arin: (As Oak) Blood. (Dan laughs)

Arin: (As Oak) Intestine. Dan: (As Oak) Specifically of the non-believers.

Dan: All right, great!

Arin: Pikachu's writing his memoirs.

Dan: Carrot

(Both laugh)

Arin: (starts imitating Bulbasaur) Uh, um...

Dan: Hey, are they actually communicating with each other?

Arin: Yeah, they can understand each other's languages.

Arin: It's like Star Trek. Dan: Oh, gotcha.

Arin: (As Oak) Today's dish must be stew. I can't wait.

Dan: (Commandingly) It MUST be stew!

Dan: So help you God if it's not stew.

Arin: There will be dead Pikachu by the end of tonight.

Dan: He'll be in that self same stew. (Wtf Dan)

Arin: (As Oak) It looks like Pikachu is going deep into the woods.

You could play all day today to build up your appetite.

So you'll get a 10 minutes instead of 8. Dan: Yeah

Dan: But Jesus Christ, so help you if you're not back in time for stew, I will break you like a twig.

Arin: He's like: "Keep the fuck up. What are you doing?"

Dan: This is like Blair Witch Pikachu, this is terrifying.

(Arin laughs)

Arin: I will now stare at the wall. Dan: Yeah...oof.

Arin: Follow them into that...

Deadly bramble.

Dan: Oh Tres Woods.

Arin: (As Oak) You're deep in the woods now. There's plenty to eat here.

Bulbasaur might be here collecting ingredients for today's meal.

Dan: How many poker- heh poker- How many Pokemon fans out there

do you think would, like think- know I was joking if I was like "Ah the Oh-Chrey Woods".

"The Ah-Trey"-

Arin: I don't even know how to pronounce it. It's not a real place.

Dan: I think it's "Oh-Ker". Arin: "Ochre" (pronuncing it) Dan: That'd be my guess.

Arin: (As Oak) Well, you could play here until it's time to eat.

Dan: (As Oak) Then you could eat each other.

Arin: Pikachu!

Arin: What the fuck is up motherfucker? Dan: He's like: "What? Fucking what?!"

Arin: I love you.

Dan: Oh, that stopped him in his tracks. Arin: Yeah

Dan: He's like: "Love.... What do you know of love?"

Arin: What you're looking at, you fuck?

Dan: Yeah, you got an eggplant. Good for fucking you.

Arin: Can deliver anything you find?

Pikachu is asking if it's okay to give this ingredient to Magnemite. If you think it's okay, say sure, if not, say don't do that.

Arin: Yeah, sure. That's okay. Dan: Yeah. I mean fuck it, right?

(Arin attempts to make a Pikachu sound but fails)

Arin: What is it Dan: I dunno Arin: Is it a yam?

Dan: My God, my God I don't know. Arin: Arin: Like oh, let me- I gotta-

Arin: Sweet potato!

Dan: Oh, there are none that color that I'm aware of.

Arin: Sweet potato. Dan: Ohhhh, I guess from the outside. I see what they're saying.

Dan: It's purple-ish Arin: Pikachu.

I love you.

Dan: Whoa! Arin: What the fuck?

Dan: Whoa, that pissed him off Arin: Pikachu, wait!

Dan: I bet- I bet he thought you said fuck you.

Arin: I love you.

Both: Awwwwwwww

Arin: Pikachu!

Dan: Fuck you!

Arin: You're beautiful.

Arin: When I look into your eyes, I get lost-

Arin: WHOA fuck!! Dan: (exaggerated) Oh my God!

Arin: Pikachu, get that fucking mushroom over there.

Dan: And then get the mushroom over here if you know what I'm saying.

Arin: Oh! What's he got there?

Arin: Acorn? it smells bad but tastes great! Use it to make treats.

Arin: That's what my girlfriend always says to me.

Dan: You sure about that?

Dan: (Realizing Arin's Joke) That it smells bad it tastes great?

Arin: I want you to guess what it has.

Arin: (Loudly) ACORN.

Dan: It has a single corn.

Dan: Based on its name. Arin: Yeah, one single corn.

Arin: Eat it. Oh, he doesn't like it, smells bad. Dan: Oh

Dan: But it tastes great dude! Stuff it in your mouth. Arin: What the fuck? It's listing the cooking ingredients.

Dan: T-that looks like an onion yeah?

Arin: A pad for drawing. You can't touch it

Arin: Don't touch his shit!

Dan: Can't touch that touch Arin: A pa- Okay. "Notebook!"

Arin: What the (laughs) Dan: It's like in one ear out the other with this guy.

Arin: Why do you keep deflecting my love?

Arin: No... I don't...

Arin: It wants you to guess what it has. "ACORN".

I was right!

Yeah, I know. I already did that.

Dan: Just admit I was fucking right!

Arin: Wait, what do I do?

Whoa? He's cooking it?

Dan: Yeah someday. You're going to eat that whole goddamn thing. And that day is today. Arin: Charcoal.

Arin: What do you think of the charcoal? You think it's fucking na- sick nasty, make some ice cream out of it?

Arin: Pikachu heard you call it. Dan: Oh my God

Arin: Do something you fuck!

Arin: No-Don't say no to me! Don't disrespect your father!

Dan: (Sighing) Alright, next time on Game Grumps...

Dan: Oh that's-

Arin: Oh, he didn't like it. Dan: Ah

Arin: You need some fucking Pepto? Dan: He does bounce back quick though.

I have to give him credit

Arin: Oh! He likes that.

Arin: The fuck is he doing, man?

Arin: Oh, do that. Go over there.

Dan: This music is very much reminding me of Sonic DX though.

Arin: Yeah, it is kind of like that cheery- I need that! Shit. Oh the carrot yes!

(Dan hums the song "Big Fishes at Emerald Coast" from Sonic Adventure DX)

Arin: Magnemite!

Arin: Yes! Dan: Oh, God, all right uh... Arin: Okay sure.

Dan: You wanna say one more of these? I think we could do one more. Arin: Yeah, let's do it.

Arin: We got a we got to make sure he can make a stew.

Dan: Yeah, that's-that's our goal. Arin: He's so happy. Dan: Yeah he's just...

...Triumphant as fuck with that carrot.

Arin: Yes, I fucking am in love with this Pikachu. I want to bring it home with me.

Dan: Could it be-that's- that's when things get real.

Arin: That's when I give him broth.

Arin: I give my cats broth.

Dan: See you then, boos Arin: See ya

Dan: Bye

Arin: You've just met.

Arin: Yeah, but it was love at first sight. Dan: Yeah, we had that fifty-two voice and how could I resist?

(Arin laughs)

For more infomation >> Hey You, Pikachu: The Jersey Goodbye - PART 2 - Game Grumps - Duration: 12:22.

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Baby Punchers - World Famous - Duration: 1:33.

World Famous.

We got a hot one.

What do we got?

Perp identified as one "George Franklinson," age 30.

What did this sicko do?

The bastard accidentally cut in line at the food truck.

That son of a bitch!

Is that him as a baby?

That's the guy.

Let's punch a baby!

[punch]

That'll teach you in 29 years. Great work, Mike.

I love this job.

[baby crying] Oh my god, my baby!

[baby crying]

What is it this time?

Some jerkwads are traveling through time punching babies.

You know what that means.

Looks like we got some baby punching to do!

For more infomation >> Baby Punchers - World Famous - Duration: 1:33.

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FIRST RIDE - Yamaha T7 - The new Ténéré (English Subtitles) - Duration: 5:39.

What we have here is the Yamaha XT 660 Z Ténéré.

It is the last example of Yamaha's legendary single cylinder enduro family.

Its name "Ténéré" sounds famous at every campfire around the world.

This Yamaha, the 660 Ténéré, had been in production between 2008 and 2016.

After that, Euro4 regulations made it obsolete.

All of her many predecessors were legends and have taken their places in motorcycle history.

But at some unfortunate point the Ténéré had become soft and and some other point...

... there even was no Ténéré at all.

Then, in 2008, came this beautiful XT 660 Z...

... which was a serious attempt to relive the Yamaha-tradition of single cylinder enduro motorcycles

It even came with a towing eye, imagine that!

And while the XT 600 Z Ténéré was ageing, many endurists longed for a more modern...

... light and agile motorcycle suitable for travelling the world.

There were new motorcycles, of course, but most of them were too heavy and too expensive.

Now, Yamaha has presented to us this twin cylinder enduro prototype named "T7"...

... which lets us and others dream again of travelling the world

without having to move heavy lumps of metal.

Instead of the reliable, but shaky single cylinder engine...

... the T7 offers a cultivated, powerful, light and still reliable twin.

Right now, the T7 is only a prototype.

What the stock motorcycle will look like, is open to speculation.

The 75-hp-engine taken from the MT-07 has proven great on country roads...

... and it sure will be great on gravel, too.

Its torque and its smoothness surprise us again and again in several Yamaha models...

... despite its rather compact size and low weight.

MOTORRAD's 50.000 km test has shown

how reliable this twin engine truly is.

You want more data and details? So do we.

But remember, this is a promising protoype, and the stock motorcyle might look a bit or a lot different.

The T7 prototype weighs about 180 kg

its wheelbase is 1555 mm long.

The front wheel has 21 inches in diameter, it is guided by an upside down fork.

The Yamaha T7 has a double cradle frame, a large fuel tank and double headlights.

Yet nobody knows, which of these elements will make their way into stock production.

At the end of the day, Yamaha wants to sell motorcycles for a reasonable price.

Thus, the final version might be a bit heavier...

... we dare to hope for a price slightly unter 10.000 Euros.

With lighter and more expensive components...

... the price would have to be at least 11.500 Euros.

But that is all still up in the air.

As for now, we are enjoying out testride with the Yamaha T7 prototype.

I had the honour to ride the Yamaha T7.

Of course, I am familiar with the engine

since MOTORRAD has tested the Yamaha MT-07...

... thoroughly over 50.000 km in cities and in the countryside.

The T7 adds a serious potential for offroad riding

documented by its true-breed offroad tires.

So I tried to feel how this motorcycle will work on single trail roads on the other side of the planet.

My impression is that the T7 is a very light motorcycle...

... yet stable and predictable handling

In second, third and fourth gear...

... the engine always offers enough torque for any situation in offroad riding.

I am still curious how the T7 will behave on paved roads.

However, the twin cylinder concept works great in a motorcycle of this weight...

... which is said to be 175 kg dry.

The necessary liquids might add 10, 15 or 20 kg...

... which should not do any harm to its overall functionality.

Even those who have never ridden a motorcycle offroad will get along with the Yamaha easily.

Whether the concept also manages travelling, maybe even with two people, I cannot say yet.

With a single rider, the motorcycle behaves very dynamically...

... but also good-natured and forbearing - I like it very much.

You can read the whole story about the Yamaha T7 prototype in MOTORRAD 14/2017

or on www.motorradonline.de.

For more infomation >> FIRST RIDE - Yamaha T7 - The new Ténéré (English Subtitles) - Duration: 5:39.

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LA GRANDE ANNONCE DE MA CHAINE ! | MATHIAS BNR - Duration: 2:08.

Hi this is Mathias and welcome a new video.

So today, I already am not at I'm at my grandparents in Saint-Fons

so it is normal if this is not the decor usual.

Other news: I also have a new tripod that my grandparents gave me, there

5 minutes not even the sudden I wanted to test and today I will talk

a huge project even if it is not concrete yet but this is in preparation.

So with my Italian correspondent Claudio, we decided to do an international project,

a youtube channel was established with 1 youtubeur that would make videos in their native language

about the cultures of their country, traditions home where her small initiations

language, as well as anecdotes on his country.

We are currently 2 but after we hope to welcome new people

in the project.

The channel is called "Around The World", ATW, So it appears to my left.

After all social networks are in description as well as those of Claudio.

After that, we are preparing the video presentation of the Italian chain

and French during the holidays of July.

Given that there is the Village of Pal World in my city, Gravelines.

I would have the opportunity to find other correspondents different countries of the world of our age

who could also project the party so I think there will be videos on ça.Vendredi

at 18 pm, Disney's video out and normally there was a video coming out

Tuesday and Friday following anyway If you like this video, please

to subscribe to liker, comment and to share the video and especially to subscribe

ATW Channel.

For more infomation >> LA GRANDE ANNONCE DE MA CHAINE ! | MATHIAS BNR - Duration: 2:08.

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Renault Grand Scénic 2.0-16V TECH LINE Automaat Airco ECC Cruise control 7 persoons inruil mogelijk - Duration: 0:55.

For more infomation >> Renault Grand Scénic 2.0-16V TECH LINE Automaat Airco ECC Cruise control 7 persoons inruil mogelijk - Duration: 0:55.

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Volkswagen Passat 1.4 TSI HIGHLINE BLUEMOTION NAVI | XENON | LED | 17 INCH | PDC | - Duration: 0:54.

For more infomation >> Volkswagen Passat 1.4 TSI HIGHLINE BLUEMOTION NAVI | XENON | LED | 17 INCH | PDC | - Duration: 0:54.

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Toddlers at a Table Eating Popsicles | Hello Unicorn and Take a Break and Listen - Duration: 5:23.

SERENA: Ready, set, clap!

SERENA: You're dead but...

...hey Kes!

You're not my best friend.

KESLER: Best friends are overrated.

This is what a narwhal looks like.

SERENA: What the...

This is what a minivan looks like.

KESLER: This is what a bootie looks like...

...hello mena.

SERENA: Hello uhm...

...oh, I'm a fart head.

Okay, I'm a fart head.

This is what unicorns look like.

KESLER: All gone.

Let go of your popsicle Serena!

SERENA: You smash into my popsicle and then I'll smash into your popsicle.

KESLER: No.

SERENA: Let's play swords.

KESLER: No, I don't want to play swords.

SERENA: Let's play...

KESLER: Hello unicorn!

SERENA: Unicorns are like this.

KESLER: Yeah they're like...

KESLER: Stop...

SERENA: ...take a break and pissin.

KESLER: Take a break and listen!

I'm gonna...

That's the sound that the unicorns make.

What the heck is going on here?

SERENA: One, two, three, play.

Humongous whale, humongous whale. Swiming in the...

KESLER: ...water.

An octopus, an octopus...

...aki aki scum.

SERENA: No. The uh, the big, big whale started to burp so many times!

KESLER: Ooooooh!

SERENA: Mmmm hmmm.

He's a bad boy.

KESLER: Yeah he is a bad boy.

SERENA: Yeah he's a big humongous... KESLER: ...there's a light that's not working at my daycare and he's a bad guy.

SERENA: What the...

KESLER: And the light that's not working is not listening.

SERENA: Uhm, uhm, uhm, uhm... your friend that hurts everyone?

KESLER: No it's the light!

SERENA: What the heck is going on in here?

Hello we're friends and our names are freeze froze.

And we freeze everyone...

...we freeze bad guys, we freeze you guys!

KESLER: What is freeze? What is freeze?

SERENA: Uhm you, you put a net on somebody and then you put ice on it.

And then you put, uhm, you, you, you shoot ice on people and then you shoot it all over them...

...and then, they, they, they, they're a ice pop.

Right?

KESLER: I drawed on you.

SERENA: I drawed on YOU!

KESLER: I drawed on your face!

SERENA: I drawed on you!

KESLER: Don't draw on my again.

Take a break and listen!

SERENA: Take a break and pissin.

KESLER: No! Take a break and listen!

SERENA: Take a break and pissin!

KESLER: Nooooooooooooo...

SERENA: ...noooooooooooo, I copied you.

Let's mix our swords together.

Let's mix 'em.

Don't fight me, just... let's roll it around and then it's going to make a big humongous mess on the table.

It's going to make a milkshake mess!

KESLER: My crayon is better, see?

It just looks wet, I don't see any colors.

Let's clean this up together, like this.

SERENA: Clean up time... KESLER: ...clean up time!

BOTH: Clean up, clean up... SERENA: Everybody do your share.

SERENA: Oh! Clean up, clean up, everybody do your fart face.

KESLER: Everybody do your pig face!

KESLER: Subscribe to my channel!

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