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I think both things that are very important to me and I think important to running a successful

business are knowing your consumers and then knowing how to use analytics to make data-driven

decisions.

There is a lot of great information on next steps folks can take to be more consumer-centric

in their business and I think there's a lot of industry-leading topics that are being

discussed here that could be relevant to stakeholders.

Data can be overwhelming at times.

You know, every company these days sits on a large amount of data or they're trying to

collect a lot of data and I think you really have to be hypothesis-driven with the types

of analyses you do so that you don't become paralyzed by too much data.

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Calla Lily Pendants-Springtime Polymer Clay Jewelry Tutorial - Duration: 14:49.

These sweet polymer clay pendants are evocative of springtime flowers and

you'll be amazed at how quickly you can make up a bunch of them.

Hi there, Sandy here, welcome to another polymer clay tutorial at

keepsakecrafts.net. Here are a few of the pendants in various stages of completion

and let me show you how easy they are to make, you'll be amazed. They all start with

a heart cutter, this is a set that I got at my local craft store in the cake

decorating section and what I love about these is that one side is crinkled, which

I don't use very often, and one side is straight.

I thought the crinkled edges were perfect for this project. The other thing you'll

need is just some polymer clay, this is some black, you could make them any color.

Black is a nice base for all the painting that we're going to do later on.

Just as a tool you'll need a bottle like one of these for our liquid clay that

has a cone shape at the top. My clay is rolled out to about a medium setting,

it's like a number 4, about one and a half millimeters thick, maybe a little

less. It's up to you whether you want to make your edges crinkled. I just think it

adds to the liveliness and interest of your pendant or earrings or charm, and

you just go ahead and cut that out.

The next thing I'm going to do is take my large ball tool and just roll from

the inside out. I'm just rolling to thin out those edges and I'm aiming for those

scallops each time. I want to make those maybe a little bit more rippled and a

little more pronounced. Just go around your whole flower and do that. If you're

ever interested in the supplies I'm using in a video tutorial don't forget

that I always write a blog post for each one and at that blog post I have links

to supplies, a complete materials list, often more information because I write

the blog post after I've made the project and shot the video so there's

often more information there and you can always find a link to the blog post in

the upper right here. You'll also find it in the description box which varies

where it is depending on what sort of device

it's that you're watching the video on. It can be sort of hidden if you're on

mobile and not on a desktop. So there, that's all I wanted to do with that. The

next thing I want to do is add some texture to this, the texture is nice

because it gives a place for our patinas to hang out. Make some lines with the

needle tool radiating out from that bend of the heart you can go all the way, some

of these edges might show so I'm going to make sure and get them all, and if

your tool wants to keep traveling in the same lines just kind of lay it down... If I

decide I want it here but it keeps skipping over just lay it there and then

drag down, there, and then we fill that in.

Nothing too complicated yet! There won't be anything complicated in this

actually at all. Use a blade to lift that up so you don't distort it, bring in your

bottle with, or your shape, whatever your form, you could use a piping tip,

whatever you have that has a cone shape. I pulled this off because it has

this little ridge that will make an indent in my clay, so then this is smooth.

Lay the point of, the inner point of your heart there, wrap one edge around and

then next wrap the other edge around that . I you need to you can sort of

twist it off. Here you are, there's that simple. Take your thumb or your

fingers and kind of push that edge up. I think that's really pretty to have that

bit of a flair, and go ahead and bake it. Because this is so thin I would bake it

for just about 20 minutes. It's not even an eighth of an inch thick. Here's one I made

earlier all baked and you can see the difference, I think this is maybe it's

one step down size in the heart, and I didn't use the scalloped side, I used the

straight side, but this will still be beautiful. The next thing you'll need

want to do is to add some paint to your piece. I'm using Swellegant today because

I just love the way they work and also I got some new dye oxides that I want to

experiment with. So here I have copper, silver and brass. You want to shake these

well before you use them and then apply very thin coats. As with anything that

you paint it really is better to have more thin coats than a thick globby coat,

otherwise you just end up filling in all your detail and it doesn't look nearly

as nice. You may notice on your first coat, this isn't doing it too badly, but

sometimes it wants to bead up, it looks like it's not covering. You're not going

to get good coverage on the first coat. Just know that you need to add at least

two if not three coats to get nice coverage, but we're going to do other

things. And give that a few minutes to dry. If you like you can use the patinas

that Swellegant also makes. You can tell my bottle is well-loved. I usually put

just a little in a cup like this that'll be plenty.

Think about it, have you ever seen silver with a patina like this? No, it doesn't

happen in nature and it's not going to happen with the patinas. On copper and

brass and bronze metals they naturally get this kind of a green patina. That's

what this patina will do, it'll give it a green gold verdigris, but on silver it

will darken it because that's what silver does over time. So whatever the

metal naturally does over time is what the patina is going to do with it, There

are other patinas, this is my favorite and the one I use the most often. So this

one I believe I painted these with brass. So I'm going to just actually add a

little copper to this one. I know that seems weird but I love getting the

effects of different layers of colors. So the trick to getting the patinas to

work on Swellegant paints is that they have to be applied to a wet layer of

paint. So once you have the coverage you want with your base colors then you can

add this and you can put it in spots, you can put it all over, it's entirely up

to you. The cool thing about these is that they go through stages.

Actually just the same stages that things go through in nature. It takes a

long time to get this look, so we'll let that sit there for a bit and you can

kind of watch and see different things are happening.

The silver is getting dark, you can kind of see a greenish sludge happening. These

I made before I went out for an evening and so I let them sit for a long time

and they got completely bloomed. What you can do is leave it on your work table

like I'm doing with this one and when it reaches a point that you're happy with

go ahead and rinse it under running water and that will stop the reaction

and it won't go any further. Here are some fun things to play with, these are

the Swellegant dye oxides, these are very heavily pigmented. I don't know if you

can see that my thumb is blue, that was four days ago and it's still blue. Here's

one I did a while ago in silver then went over it with the darkening solution

which is this because it only darkens silver and then went over it with some

of the purple and the blue dye oxides. This one was copper you can see and maybe I

got a little too crazy with the colors. All you need is a drop these are so

strong, one drop will do. Shake them well as well. You may not be able to tell

that's the caribbean blue and violet and these are really strong. Let's play with

the blue and this one is starting to turn green. Christi Friesen, who is the

person whose name is on these bottles of materials, has actually done a really

good video on YouTube where she spends a lot of time sort of playing with

these and experimenting and showing you different combinations. You get different

effects and they can be kind of unpredictable, and whether you apply them

when the paints were wet or dry ,if you apply the different combinations, like I

might get a reaction from my silver that's under there. One final thing you

can do if you think you've gone way too far like these and you want to bring

them back to something maybe a little less crusty looking.

Just take some of your paint, your metal paint that you started with. All I have

here is a scrap of printer paper just something that printed what I didn't

want, it printed three copies when I only wanted one, you know, take my finger, dip

it in the cap and then rub it and this is a trick I saw from Christi, I thought

it was brilliant, just to get some of the moisture out you can take that finger

and rub it on here. You can see that it's not getting into the crevices, the

texture we made, with these scalloped edges I love going over them, and I got

this texture on the back here by doing the rolling with the ball tool over a

sponge. There now that looks a little bit less, yeah crusty. You can see you can

have endless fun with these just playing with the different colors and

combinations and seeing what you like and what you don't and if you're not

happy with something go back over it. I'm going to clean up and then I will show

you how I finished this up. This one by the way, I did the step I just showed

you here, is what I did on this. I went over this lightly with the silver. What

you'll want to start with to make these into pendants, earrings, whatever is an

eye pin and you probably will need a bead of some size that will go onto the eye

pin and then you can feed that up into the hole here, because the eye pin

without the bead will just slip right through and that will be something you

will have to decide for yourself for your own particular size. Notice I wasn't

at all concerned with that ragged hole because I knew all along I'd be putting a

cone on there, just like that, and of course after that you can add whatever

beads you like. But before we do that let's make some fun dangles to

dangle down inside that flower. Gives your, it will give your piece some

movement and a whole lot of interest. So what I have here are some itty bitty

ball head pins. These are pretty fine gauge, these are...

yeah 22 gauge. I have some little four millimeter Swarovski bicones and i'm

just going to pop one... pardon my messy hands you know how they got that way, you

watched it happen... Pop that on. Now we could just have this dangle straight

down, but that's kind of boring don't you think? Let's make this interesting.

We'll grasp this about 3/8 of an inch from the end, you want to leave that much

to make your loop, and these are I believe one and a half inches long, and

I'm grabbing it with my round nose pliers. Don't forget to put the bead on

first, and I'm just going to do like a corkscrew around my round nose pliers

until I get down to the bead. Isn't that cute?

Then I can grab my loop, well, the top of the wire and make it into a loop, and you

have a far more interesting dangle. Here are a couple of others I made. What's fun

about these is that you can make them different lengths just by pulling on out

a little longer and now we have different lengths and if you forget to

add your bead that's what you get, you get one without a bead on it which is

cute too with the little ball head pin.

And if you've been making jewelry at all for a while you probably know where I'm

going from here I'm just going to pop these on the eye. of the eye pin,

close that up, don't forget your bead that would be like a stopper up here. See

isn't that cute? I just love that. Add your cap, maybe another one of these,

maybe a bead for decoration, make a loop and you have a sweet pendant. I hope

you've enjoyed this tutorial and have been inspired by it and if you have and

if you enjoy my teaching you might consider becoming a Patron as my patrons

get bonus tutorials. They get up to two additional tutorials every month. You can

learn more about how that all works at Patreon.com/sandysewin. Thanks

for watching, happy creating, bye bye.

For more infomation >> Calla Lily Pendants-Springtime Polymer Clay Jewelry Tutorial - Duration: 14:49.

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D-I-Y: How to cut a t-shirt | Fringe hem - Duration: 5:13.

hi guys. so I thought I'd do this quick video right here from my desk. it's

actually a little mini tutorial. it is a number one on our DIY scale. if you don't

know about our DIY scale, go to daily - affair. com, and check out the scale. it's

right there on the sidebar. and then you'll be able to see how you will fare

whenever it comes to our DIY projects. so now this is the beginning of the t-shirt

series that I have had on my desk of my list of things to do for about 4

years. as you can imagine I've collected so many t-shirts... so many t-shirts.

I even rejected many t-shirts, but sometimes there's just a cute t-shirt,

like the one I'm wearing right now. my mood t-shirt was given by

the manager and by DVSN, you know that group DVSN right after their

concert in Atlanta. and I just couldn't refuse it. It only came in a size large. now

over the course of this series, I'm going to show you different ways that you can

kind of bling out, suave it up... a collection of t-shirts that you will

actually wear. that will be actually suited for your own wardrobe. so this is

my standard one. it's great for festivals, great for travel, and it just gives it a

little extra pizzaz, and like I said anyone can do this.

so what you want to start off is with a standard t-shirt.

this one is pretty oversized and all

you'll need are scissors for this project.

so lay your t-shirt as flat as you can.

smooth out all the wrinkles because then you'll want to fold it over in half

and this is what I do with almost every single t-shirt I have

and even if it's not oversized, I cut off the sleeves. I don't necessarily make it a

tank top. I make it kind of like a short sleeve top

and the good thing about this is that once you wash it, the sleeves roll up naturally

and if you need some extra headbands, well there you go. there's two of them right there

I also always take off the collar.

usually the casualty is that you

lose the tag, but in this case the tag will be spared.

so you just cut off the collars try to stay as close to the seam as you can

but it really doesn't matter, again once you wash it, it's gonna roll up

it's gonna be giving it a cool effect

so there you go. this is normally what I do with all my t-shirts, but in this case

the next thing we're going to do is cut off the bottom hem.

and again stay as close to the seam as you can

all right, so you could just leave your t-shirt like this. it's already cool man

but what you want to do next is roll it to just right under the armpits. but you

can measure it to see where do you want the tassels to hang

what we're gonna do is make some tassels here

and all you have to do is just cut about an

inch, an inch and a half, apart.

the cool thing about this is, it doesn't really

have to be precise. and you just cut them in a straight line

but this part isn't cool right

so let me show you how the magic happens here

you just take one of the t-shirts tassels and stretch it out

and now we're cooking with Crisco

and then I always like to just tie a knot at the bottom

but that's not necessary

you don't have to do that. but I always like the way that it looks

it gives this extra kind of hemmed up look

a little more professional if you will

so just stretch it as much as you can, and this will usually last

I mean I never have to re-stretch my t-shirt when I make the tassels

so you do at the beginning and you don't have to do it again

and then again here I'm tying a little knot at the bottom

and oh my goodness guys here we have our supercool tassel t-shirt

you can use it for vacay

you can use it for festivals

it takes about ten minutes to do

again, on our DIY scale ,it's only a one

so anyone can do it

and here's the look after I've given it a wash

so how you diggin' episode one of my

DIY t-shirt series

let me know in the comments l

et me know your thoughts if you do it yourself, I want to see pictures so make sure you give us

comments on our blog post, on Facebook, on social media

find me, find me, let me know

and also share with your friends, cuz they need to bling out their t-shirts as well

and subscribe

until next time cheers to the journey

For more infomation >> D-I-Y: How to cut a t-shirt | Fringe hem - Duration: 5:13.

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Awesome Way Draw Baby Accessories Coloring Pages How to Draw Baby accessories Coloring Book for Kids - Duration: 3:46.

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Suzuki S-Cross 1.6 Exclusive ( Trekhaak, Pdc ) - Duration: 0:58.

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MINI Cabrio 1.6 COOPER S - Duration: 0:58.

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Soucit se sebou 2018 - Výsledky grantového výzkumu - Duration: 9:42.

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Hall of Fame Inductee Debbie Izzo - Duration: 3:26.

I was very happy when I heard Debbie Izzo was being inducted into the Alumni Hall

of Fame here at Moraine Valley. We turn out many excellent nurses, but I think

one of the things that we really hope for is that they will find a passion,

something that they love doing. And I think Debbie has certainly done that and

I'm so happy that she's being recognized for that. When I go in the room and round

on her patients, they can not stop talking about the care that she has

given them. Many nurses have said she's like a sister, and the way she cares for them

so lovingly that it's like being cared for by their family. One of the things I

remember about Debbie when she was here is that she she always had a nurturing

heart. She even though she had a lot going on at home and of course she was

very busy as a nursing student here, she was always ready, willing and able to

help students who were struggling and to try to bring them along too. So I think

she has a nurturing heart at the core of it. Every time she works she's recognized

by patients by staff. She's a team player. She's multifaceted, she can do just about

every aspect of nursing on our unit. We unfortunately lost a grandchild to

preeclampsia, so that kind of drove her to be more involved with the

Preeclampsia Foundation because of her personal interest in it as well. She also

volunteers at the Southside Pregnancy Center. I don't have an answer for how

she finds the time to do everything she does. I know she doesn't sit down very

often. When she does she's behind a computer or behind her notes. She does

everything that she can with the kids and she's very involved with our kids

and work and is constantly studying and researching and trying to make herself

better for her patients and for the babies that she takes care of. She's been

recognized by several other organizations. She's received several

awards. She's pursued certifications and additional education, so she found her

passion and then she went beyond it and her beginning here was here at Moraine

Valley but most of her accomplishments occurred after she left here and that is

because of her drive, her aptitude and her passion.

When you think of hall of fame, you think of people that excel at what they do,

and in my opinion I can't see anybody that not only excels but continues to

get better and continues to want to get better and do more and continue to break

new ceilings in the field that she's in and continue to bring more to the people

that she takes care of. The fact that I was chosen as one of Moraine Valley's

alumni to be inducted in their Hall of Fame is just astounding to me. For me to

be recognized for something that I do every day that I absolutely love, you

can't, you can't get better than that, and for me to be, you know, even

acknowledged and to be put forth as one of their distinguished alumni, you know,

that's even better. I'm very honored to be what I would consider would be an

ambassador for Moraine Valley to talk to you know other people out in the community

about Moraine Valley and what they offer, I have nothing but really good things to

say and I'm very honored.

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Beef Enchiladas (Recipe) || [ENG SUBS] - Duration: 6:46.

Homemade Beef Enchiladas

All ingredients & quantitive data are listed & linked in the infobox below.

Welcome to a new video...

...today I show you a recipe for delicious Beef Enchiladas...

...for that we need flour tortillas...

...you can either buy them in the supermarket or easily bake them with only 4 ingredients...

...for 6 flour tortillas give 375 grams flour, 185 milliliters water, 35 milliliters oil...

...& a level teaspoon salt into a mixing bowl...

...& then knead together with your hands or a kitchen machine for about 4 - 5 minutes until a smooth dough...

...next, give the dough a ball shape & cut into 6 equal sized pieces...

...afterwards form small balls...

...with circular movements under your palms...

...until you got such balls...

...if that's done slightly flour the worktop...

...and now turn each dough ball into the flour...

...flatten them a bit with your hands...

...& roll out with a rolling pin until thin and flat to the size of a plate...

...finally you can also use your hands to pull the dough sheet apart like a pizza dough...

...next, heat up a large pan without adding oil or fat

...transfer a dough sheet to the hot pan...

...and bake over medium-high heat for about 1 minute each side...

...as soon as there are small bubbles on the dough surface...

...we can turn the tortilla wrap once...

...and bake until done on the other side...

...stack the done wraps on a plate...

...and cover them with a damp kitchen towel...

...the damp kitchen towel keeps the wraps soft and makes them easier to roll up later...

...we continue with the minced meat filling...

...for that peel an onion & cut into thin strips...

...also peel 1 - 2 clove(s) garlic & chop finely...

...next, heat up a frying pan adding a dash oil...

...add onions & garlic to the pan...

...and sweat them for about 1 - 2 minutes over medium heat until glassy

...stirring occasionally...

...if that's done add the minced meat...

...I got 500 grams minced beef here...

...& sauté for 4 - 5 minutes until crumbly, turning occasionally...

...afterwards add the spices...

...each a teaspoon cumin, ground coriander, paprika powder (noble sweet) & oregano...

...also add a can corn, black beans & chopped tomatoes...

...stir in all ingredients & warm up briefly for about 1 minute...

...and that's it...

...now we only have to season the mixture with salt & pepper...

...and then pull the pan from heat & set aside...

...finally we only have to prepare the enchilada sauce...

...for that heat up a small saucepan over medium heat & add 40 grams butter...

...once the butter is completely melted & starts to foam add 40 grams flour...

...stir together flour and butter well using a whisk and sauté for about 1 minute over medium heat, stirring constantly...

...next, pour in 250 milliliters vegetable stock...

...stir in until lump-free...

...and keep on stirring all the time...

...once the sauce thickens add the remaining ingredients...

...250 milliliters sieved tomatoes, ½ teaspoon each onion & garlic powder...

...& ¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper...

...bring the sauce to a boil...

...and allow to simmer for about 1 - 2 minutes while stirring constantly...

...finally season the sauce with salt &pepper...

...and then we can start to fill the wraps...

...first spread each wrap with 1 - 2 tablespoons enchilada sauce...

...then top it with a decent portion of minced meat filling...

...and finally sprinkle with some grated cheese...

...then roll up the wraps tightly and put them in a suitable baking dish...

...also spread the bottom of a baking dish with some enchilada sauce...

...and place the filled enchiladas next to each other in the baking dish...

...finally spread the remaining sauce onto the enchiladas...

...sprinkle everything with the remaining grated cheese...

...and bake in the preheated oven...

...for about 20 - 25 minutes at 200°C (top/bottom heat)...

...get the done enchiladas out of the oven...

...the cheese on top is melted really nice...

...& now it's time to dish up...

...for that serve 1 - 2 enchiladas onto a plate...

...garnish with some freshly chopped cilantro...

...and enjoy your meal...

...I hop you liked the video...

...I wish you lots of fun cooking &see you next video!

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The Making Of Chris Brown's "Pills & Automobiles" With OG Parker & Smash David | Deconstructed - Duration: 6:02.

I love making music.

It's nothing else I'd wanna do. Like I couldn't picture anything else.

This is like my last option pretty much.

Like making beats.

I mean I grew up playing drums in church.

I always had rhythm.

Everywhere I go I'm always like tapping.

That's how it comes.

With The Martianz they sent a lot of loops so like you get a lot of different vibes when

you cook up with them.

That's the coolest part about collaborating.

Endless opportunities, so many different vibes that could come from it, you know?

So many minds going together.

It's so easy 'cause he could just send me something, and I just hear something and

finish it.

Send it back, and vice versa.

We just keep going.

This was a whole night.

Like I was just trying to get a kit out, like tomorrow.

So I was like, just pressing loop, loop, loop.

Not even paying attention, pretty much.

Just like in the zone.

Just going, going, going.

Loop, loop, loop.

And it just became what it is.

I'm kinda influenced by EDM, like house music and stuff that I listen to a lot.

All those kind of arps and everything, that's the kind of vibe that I go for all the time.

Okay, so I pretty much started with this, off of Omnisphere.

It's like a custom little sound that I made on there.

And I added this arp right here.

And then added this arp right here.

Like ear candy.

You know how you usually have eye candy?

I would call it ear candy.

So this one, this brings it all to life.

The melodies are always just like the base.

Like, the whole vibe of the beat.

This melody, the main melody of the song came together, I was just making a loop kit.

So I made probably like 100 loops just over one night.

Sent it over to Smash David, and he just took it from there.

Yung Berg hit me up to make uptempo beats.

And then I hit up Martianz and a couple of other people to send me a pack of loops.

I worked on like, six to eight different loops, and as I was making them I would send them

to OG.

Grab the loop, add some drums, make a simple little beat, and then send it to him and then

he did his thing.

We did like, a good six and that's how this one came about.

I mean I was just playin' the loop.

And as I was playin' it, I mean, I always start with the melody first and since that

was already done, I started adding the hi-hats.

Then after that I added the clap.

Then I had a little rhythm going, so I started adding the percussion.

Which is the little rim in the back.

Then I added the kick.

And once I had that I just gave it a turn up vibe with the 808.

After I had this I just sent it to OG and then he just did his thing.

When I first heard it like, I don't know I just got like this feeling like, just somethin'

about it was just like I know this could definitely be a hit.

When he sent it to me, he had the 808 pattern a little different.

When I got it I was like, for the second half of the hook, I'ma switch it up, so…

And then I knew it needed like a strong synth to like set off the second half of the hook.

So, that's when I added this sound.

But when I heard it I was like, it needs something.

So I went to this plugin called Effectrix and I put a loop on it.

So basically like, I don't know, I guess it gave the beat kind of more character.

It was just missing you know what I'm saying, that piece to complete the puzzle.

That gave it the vibe.

So it was a sound in a VST called Nexus.

It's called a contagious pluck.

It's just a random synth that I just, I don't know.

After we sent him the beat, he sang over that pluck, which I feel like gave it a even stronger

melody and you know what I'm saying, definitely sticks in everybody's head when they hear

it.

I was making music with one of Chris Brown's homies called, his name is Bobby Luv.

We work a lot so we were working on his tape, and then he was like, "I'm about to"

"go to the studio with Brown, send me some beats."

So I sent him some beats, and like, I mean I didn't know if anything was gonna come from

it.

And then he hit me the next day and was like, "Yo, Chris Brown got on like seven out of"

"the ten beats you sent me."

I didn't believe it at all.

When he told me, I didn't believe it.

I was like, there's no paperwork.

I don't believe nothing.

That's not real.

Then when he told me it was for sure and it came out, I mean, we were just blown away.

I was driving.

I was going like a 100 miles per hour with my girl, she was scared as hell.

I was just screaming "Oh, shit!"

"Chris Brown, Kodak, all these people."

It was crazy.

Yeah, like when the song went platinum I had just woken up with my phone blowing up.

This is crazy like, I've gotten a lot of plaques off this one song.

Every time that I hear this beat, I just see those girls like at the water park.

Like it's just lit.

I mean, it's more of a add-on.

We already have platinum plaques so just another one.

It's another milestone.

Just trying to keep going really.

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Exploring La Gomera #05 - Duration: 5:08.

We are in the same restaurant

third time :)

it is called El Pincho Pincho

we recommend it! :)

I took chuleton steak

it is quite big :)

good good

(the joke not translatable)

this is the last day before leaving the island

yes, we are leaving tomorrow

we are going back to Tenerife for some days, and later - who knows

i took a meal a bit smaller :)

a little

i see a blood

it is medium

that`s how I imagine the steak should be done

Have you eaten all your steak?

yes, and even finished yours :)

we also took "barraquito"

do you remember the ingredients?

espresso, condensed milk, sweet liquor, lime..

i took cappuccino

and we already tasted that amazing desert.. the cake

"Tarta Gallega"

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Aragorn,Become Who You Were Born To Be | The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) CLIP - Duration: 4:52.

I choose a mortal life.

I wish I could've seen him...

...one last time.

Sir?

King Théoden awaits you, my lord.

I take my leave.

My lord Elrond.

I come on behalf of one whom I love.

Arwen is dying.

She will not long survive the evil that now spreads from Mordor.

The light of the Evenstar is failing.

As Sauron's power grows, her strength wanes.

Arwen's life is now tied to the fate of the Ring.

The Shadow is upon us, Aragorn.

The end has come.

It will not be our end, but his.

You ride to war, but not to victory.

Sauron's armies march on Minas Tirith, this you know.

But in secret he sends another force which will attack from the river.

A fleet of Corsair ships sails from the south.

They'll be in the city in two days.

You're outnumbered, Aragorn.

You need more men.

There are none.

There are those who dwell in the mountain.

Murderers...

...traitors.

You would call upon them to fight?

They believe in nothing.

They answer to no one.

They will answer to the king of Gondor.

Andûril, the Flame of the West, forged from the shards of Narsil.

Sauron will not have forgotten the Sword of Elendil.

The blade that was broken shall return to Minas Tirith.

The man who can wield the power of this sword...

...can summon to him an army more deadly than any that walks this earth.

Put aside the Ranger.

Become who you were born to be.

Take the Dimholt road.

I give hope to Men.

I keep none for myself.

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La grand-mère de Laeticia Hallyday taclée par Sylvie Vartan - Duration: 2:07.

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Weigh In #3 | Weight Loss Journey - Saying Goodbye To Fat - Duration: 2:33.

It's time to get funky

Or just you know... start the video

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Les gens qui mangent les peaux de banane savent une chose que nous ignorons - France 365 - Duration: 9:09.

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Trump Is In Trouble For What He Just Said That Has Liberals Howling Mad(VIDEO)!!! - Duration: 4:19.

Trump Is In Trouble For What He Just Said That Has Liberals Howling Mad

the president had a lot to say about the rampage shooting at Stoneman Douglas and

predictably he inserted himself right into the middle of the story let's bring

in our Sunni contributor Michael D Antonia is the author of the truth about

Trump Michael thank you very much for coming in first off what do you which

will be actually president saying he would run in without a weapon

he's there oh I'm sure he would what would he get ten feet before he had to

stop and catch his breath this is a 71 year old man who had four deferments

when he could have served in the Vietnam War with a gun in his hand but instead

he chose not to so alright this idea that this is a physically courageous man

who would be committed to risking life and limb I I think is laughable but yet

he'll stand up and do this and assume that his base is going to applaud him

and it's no different than the guy at the end of the bar saying this kind of

thing so if past actions may be some indication of how one would react in

certain circumstances or similar circumstances so I want to play this now

this is a Donald Trump on the Howard Stern Show in 2008 about the time an

elderly man fell off the stage in front of him at a charity event at mar-a-lago

so you have all these really rich people and a man about 80 years old very

wealthy made a lot of people didn't like him he fell off the stage so what

happens is this guy falls off right on his face hits his head and I thought he

died and you know what I did I said oh my god that's disgusting I turned away I

couldn't you know he was right in front of me I turned away I didn't want to

touch no the Marines he's bleeding all over the place I felt terribly you know

beautiful marble floor didn't look so good

became very read and you have this poor guy 80 years old laying on the floor

unconscious and all of the rich people are turning right oh my god this is

terrible this is disgusting and you know they're turning away nobody wants to

help the guy his wife is screaming she's sitting right next to him she's

screaming what happens is these ten Marines from the back of the room they

were so far back you know it's a huge ball they come running forward they grab

them they put the blood all over the place that's all over their uniforms

they're taking it this swipe they ran them out they created a stretcher

unicorny human stretcher what is put their arms out yeah like five guys at

each side they ran them out I never sorted they ran like you will never do

that lean up it's disgusting you got to call let the Vicks there I forgot to

call to say is he okay he was okay yeah my thing I'm not saying

it's a disaster that but I mean if you can an elderly person I most people

would probably run in to help an elderly person or just say are you okay can we

get someone to help him it wouldn't turn away into oh my god its discussing

beautiful marble floors I already forgot to call the next day you know picking up

the phone was too much for him but he's gonna run into a building where there's

a shooter absolutely makes no sense at all but this is a president who loves to

tell stories he's not a man of action he's a man of words and so he weaves

these tales to embroider his image he's the hero of every story he tells and as

he told me he's the star of his own comic book and he writes it every day

well later in that interview Trump tells Howard Stern I'm not good with medical

in other words if you cut your finger and there's blood pouring out I'm gone

it's not the first time that he's puffed himself up you know with that sort of

image but seeing instead crystal is a calls him the Walter Mitty that the

Walter Mitty complex well the question is now which one will be the joke

because when he gets caught in something he'll say oh it was a joke you know the

person who insults you who insults in this case law enforcement officers who

are brave who D run into dangerous situations now he's going to say well

which one's the joke is it the joke about parkland or is it the joke about

the person who fell down in front of him and

you did nothing I wonder which one thank you

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Why use power tools? - PAYSALIA 2017 | Pellenc - Duration: 1:07.

I manage around twenty woodcutters and tree surgeons.

So essentially we're talking about the electric pruner

with battery backpack for most of my workers.

Then we also have some use for the pole chainsaw

and the electric pruning shears.

First of all, I believe that Pellenc tools protect my employees

from exposure to the dangers linked with

fumes,

vibration

and noise pollution.

Now the tree surgery profession is a particular group with its own techniques.

They work mainly on public housing sites,

where there is a particular noise pollution problem,

and they also work at night.

I really think it's a great step forward

in improving the conditions for our workers,

who are working every day with vibrating, heavy, cutting tools.

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Truc de màgia La gallineta màgica (Màgia en català) - Duration: 1:07.

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Playthrough: The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening - Part 2 - Duration: 9:56.

Side note: pressing the Start button while the introduction plays takes you straight to the title screen

So, last time we picked the Save & Quit option while in the village library. Picking the same player slot we started with..

...we can resume play from after the last door we traversed, in this case the library door. Note that transitions between adjacent areas...

...don't count as 'doors', which is why that kid in the village gave us that hint last time. In the library you can have Link face one of the books...

...and make him read a passage by pressing the A button. All of these books but two offer information about various gameplay mechanics...

...I'll just repeat the info while playing as they become relevant. You can skip to the last two books at 2:45 if you like

In this book there's a passage written in tiny print we can't read: this will become relevant much, much later in the game...

...The other book just shows a full map of the island, the same as the one we can see by pressing Select, but with all areas uncovered...

...It may be useful if you're told to go somewhere but don't know directions (but that's rare, there are lots of signposts on Koholint island)

Side note: I don't think any character in the game tells you, but the village Link ended up in is called Mabe Village; you can read that on the map...

...The name (メーベ in Japanese) might actually mean 'möwe' ('seagull' in German). There's only one other village on the island

We were on our way to the beach where Marin found Link, which is supposedly South of here

Side note: Link can jump off ledges when there are no barriers in between; be careful though, he won't be able to get back up the same way

This is the first encounter with one of the monsters they warned us about. It's called an Octorok, and it will shoot rocks towards Link...

...when it sees him. Octoroks walk around in the 4 cardinal directions and don't do much else; note that both the rock projectiles and mere physical contact hurt Link...

...so you'd better have him raise his Shield: projectiles get deflected, and upon contact both Link and the Octorok will be bumped away...

...When Link gets hit or damaged, by monsters or other obstacles, his health will decrease (shown in the hearts gauge); he now has 3 hearts...

...and half a heart was depleted by the last hit. When all hearts are depleted... Well, I'll explain when that happens. For now there's no practical way to restore Link's health...

...so I suggest you have Link walk around cautiously and with the Shield always up until we find him better ways to defend himself...

...In the sand we can find more monsters: called Leevers, they emerge at random spots and chase after Link, submerging and re-emerging at regular intervals...

...On the beach we can also find Sea Urchins, stationary spiky animals that block certain passages. They might be a reference...

...to Gordos from Kirby's Dream Land (GB, 1992). These Sea Urchins block all passages leading to what looks like Link's Sword...

...and since Link apparently can't swim in the sea (nor anywhere else, as we'll learn) - the game just prevents him from going further South...

...we'll have to find another way to get there

The game doesn't tell the player straight out, but since our options are limited at the moment, it's easy to try it out: with the Shield up, Link can slowly push the Sea Urchins...

...so all we have to do is move them out of the way and go grab the Sword!

As soon as Link approaches the Sword, a talking owl appears. We'll be seeing a lot of this owl throughout our adventure...

...While it generally gives Link information and directions, it tends to talk a lot (and the text can't be skipped), so it's an annoyance more often than not...

...Not to mention you can reread the text afterwards by selecting the area where you found the owl, so there's no risk of accidentally missing something...

...Anyway, the owl (it's called Kaepora Gaebora in a later game, but I think it has no name in this one) seems to know a lot about this island...

...Apparently Link can't leave until he's completed a quest whose objective is to 'wake the Wind Fish', it sounds weird, but so do most things on this island...

...So I guess we have no choice... After this scene we can finally have Link pick up his Sword; following a bit of fanfare, the background music changes...

...to a theme veterans of the series will immediately recognize. With this Sword Link can properly defend himself...

...and - most importantly - he'll be able to cut down bushes, such as the one at the entrance of the Mysterious Forest, which is where the owl told him to go...

...But that can wait! Let's try out some combat first: the Sword gets automatically assigned to the A button...

...Press it and Link will perform a wide swing in the direction he's facing. Hold the button to make him hold the Sword in front of him...

...He can 'poke' enemies (and bushes ^^) this way, but holding for ling enough will make the blade 'charge', after which releasing the button will make Link...

...perform a whirlwind attack, which also deals double the damage as a simple swing. There are enemies, like these Crabs...

...that take more than one slash to be destroyed. Monsters can also leave behind something when defeated: hearts (replenish 1 heart in the gauge)...

...Rupees, and other consumable items, which Link can pick up just by walking over them. We can now explore the rest of the shore...

...but there isn't much to see: there's a shack with a talking crocodile inside who collects canned food, the way East is blocked by rocks...

...a coconut-throwing monkey on a palm tree, and there's a cracked wall on one of the cliffs, at about 8:00

Side note: poking with the Sword has also another function: hitting a wall that conceals a secret passage will make a different sound than regular walls...

...Of course in this case it's obvious, but sometimes there won't be cracks on walls that can be broken open, so it may be useful to remember this

From the village exit there were two roads: the one to the Toronbo Shores, and the one to the Tail Cave. Let's have a look at that too, shall we?

Side note: holes on the ground are usually just obstacles; if Link walks over them he'll fall, lose some health, and will be back up near where he fell...

...Pressing the opposite direction on the Pad as Link is about to fall might prevent the fall, but I suggest to just stay at a safe distance

Side note: enemies can fall into these holes as well; differently from Link, they disappear completely, but they'll come back when Link re-enters the area

I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be Tail Hole, since this is the Tail Cave... Anyway, the place is locked, so let's just go back to the village...

...You'll see the Octorok that fell into the hole comes back. Actually, all enemies come back if Link goes far enough (probably 4-5 screens away, but I'm not sure)...

...or enters/exits a door. That's it for this segment: I have Link enter a house in the village, Save & Quit

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Brandy Jordan Hughes - Duration: 3:20.

My name is Brandy Jordan Hughes.

I am a marketing manager at Marriott's Ocean Watch Villas in the Grand Dunes in beautiful Myrtle Beach, SC.

I graduated from Coastal Carolina University in May of 2005.

And I actually chose to do my last internship at this beautiful resort almost 13 years ago.

And throughout the years I have held multiple positions in Marketing, in Sales, in Leadership and now in Management.

And I definitely feel that the internship program and the wonderful staff at Coastal Carolina University

helped me come straight into this wonderful job and straight into this career that I have had for 13 years.

I actually went into the resort tourism field for the restaurant industry.

I've always grown up working at family owned restaurants.

And I always thought that I would like to own my own restaurant one day.

I actually saw an artist rendering of this beautiful property and I said "oh I can imagine going to work there every day."

And I decided to do my last internship here and I have been here ever since.

I loved that they made you do the internships, if you didn't have that as a requirement

it wouldn't have made you figure out what you did like, what you didn't like.

to figure out what you were good at and what you weren't good at.

and to figure out what you want to do with the rest of your life. That's a hard decision.

and it helped me pinpoint where I shined.

And I really love being in the resort tourism industry.

Because I had a full time load of classes at Coastal and you did have to have an internship

I really didn't have too much involvement in too much other stuff because you really had a full time job

and a full time class load.

and to speak on that, when I actually graduated from Coastal, instead of graduating in debt,

I graduated with a very heathy savings account right out of college. Because it made you work, I was able to save a lot of money.

Working all four years because it was a four year internship.

So all those years I worked. I was able to save all that money.

During my spare time, I have two beautiful children, so when I'm not here, I'm with them.

And with them I love to travel. We travel all over the world. We've been to Alaska, We've been to Ireland.

We've been to the Caribbean. I love to give those children a wonderful life.

And wonderful memories from vacations. Instead of buying them things, we travel.

At this point in my career, I am kinda where I want to be right now being a working full time mother

and a manager here at the Marriott, so for right now I am happy where I am.

And I do have the opportunity to move and grow with this company but it's great I can still grow right here in Myrtle Beach.

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Best Friend - Animation video with amazing lyrics.❣️ - Duration: 3:04.

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DORA THE GROWNUP 3 - Duration: 4:05.

D-D-D-D-D-Dora!

She can do anything because she is a grownup!

Dora Dora Dora the Grownup

Dora the Grownup!

She is 24 years old now!

Dora the Grownup!

Hola! Soy Dora!

And I'm Boots.

I don't feel good esta mañana.

I have a resaca-

A hangover!

Have you ever woken up hungover from drinking way too much?

I have.

Me too!

Do you see anything that will make our hangover feel better?

This is tequila.

Have you ever drank first thing in the morning to make the pain go away?

Me too!

Hi Dora.

Hey look it's mi compañera de cuarto-

My roommate!

Oh my god, are you drinking at 10 a.m.?!

Si!

I had a rough night and this is called pelo del perro-

Hair of the Dog!

I'm doing this so I don't vómito-

Barf!

You need to go get help.

Have you ever been forced to go to a meeting,

but you're not ready to admit you have a problem?

Me too!

O-okay. Hi why don't you stand up and say your name to the group?

Hola! Soy Dora!

Hi Dora.

Mi llamo Dora,

and I am un alcoholico-

An alcoholic!

How many days a week to you drink, Dora?

Count with me Boots!

One!

Two!

Three!

Four!

Five!

Six!

Seven!

Hooray!

Thanks for sharing Dora. Would anyone else like to introduce themselves?

I'm The Map!

Hi The Map.

That was stressful.

I need café-

Coffee!

Oh no! Swiper wants to steal my coffee

and I've already got a headache!

Say it with me everybody!

Swiper no swiping!

Swiper-

Swiper took all the coffee.

Mmm, hey baby, I got something for you that's better than coffee.

What's that?

[Whispering]

Gross!

Hmph! You loss, toots!

Have you ever been sexually harassed?

#MeToo!

I believe you.

Thanks Boots!

We did it!

We did it, we did it, we did it!

Yay! Lo hicimos! We did it!

We woke up hungover and started to drink,

Yeah we did it, we did it, we did it! Hooray!

We went to a meeting in an honest attempt.

Yeah we did it, we did it, we did it!

We opened up to strangers about our struggles

and then one of them tried to take advantage!

Yay! Whoo! Hooray!

We did it!

These are my Twitter notifications.

I'm going to tweet about getting harassed and see how many men try to argue with me.

Uh oh!

37!

Time to turn off notifications.

Adios!

Goodbye!

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Friday Night Bites - BEYOND YOUTH INC. Ft Jennifer Ward-Lealand | Comedy Web Series - Duration: 13:26.

Uh

Should I - should I start?

Go ahead

I didn't become valedictorian to tolerate idiots Mister Harris

- Skin's a seven. Maybe an eight.

The age of the mediocre white man is coming to an end

and if you were future thinking

I suggest you

kiss

my

ass...ss...

Yes yes, I think so too

Good

mmhmm

alright then

Ciao

Why don't you sit

I have to confess.

This is not a conventional audition.

Yeaaaah

Forgive me

Needs must when trying to find unemployed 18-24 year old potentials

Potentials?

Tell me how old do you think I am?

Go on. Take a guess.

49?

*laughs* Oh child

you flatter me

This

is my I.D.

86

I'm 86 years old. My name is Evelyn

N... Noooo

Impossible, it's impossible and yet look at me

Okay

All right, yeah, come out

You think I'm lying. Hm?

You think I'm some 40-something year old woman playing a prank on you

Well you can choose to think that and leave

or you could stay and make a lot

of Money

The thing is

your people

Have something our people

value very highly

Youth beyond your years

I bet your mother gets mistaken for your sister all the time

You don't know how lucky you are

All we're asking for

is a little cup

from your fountain

You have so much to give

as do we

We have a harvest weekend in a fortnight's time.

We have several chapters across the country

Have you ever given blood before?

uhhh

at Uni?.. once

And how much were you paid?

Nothing

Think of this as a weekend juice cleanse

followed by a blood donation - the difference is

We pay you five thousand dollars

I know it's a lot to take in

I'm in

Splendid

One more thing

Do you have any friends like you?

Just to make sure you're all clear on the house rules

Yeah, because the first thing I thought when I put this on was

"Hmm. Maybe it's time for some... DIY!"

Look you're new here, so please

Have some self-control

Or you'll forfeit your fee

Okay?

Follow me

Now this will be your sanctuary for the next 41 hours

Sleeping and meditation quarters are over there

and the toilet is

where we came from

Umm.. is this like the casting call for Mulan and Hamilton?

Badum-ss!

I'm sorry

Are you being funny?

I really can't tell

Here is your induction juice

there we go, one for you

One for you and one for you

What in this?

Hmm?

Oh. It's lunch.

Yeah but - what's in it?

It's good for your insides.

Yeah, but what are the ingredients?

If you don't drink it right now, you'll forfeit your fee.

Hmm

Thought that might - that might do it

down the gurgler

mm, good

Yes, that's the one right there

Thank you.

Now there are so much coloring-in to do, you lucky little chickens

So who would like to do this beautiful peacock?

And what do we have over here?

Oh it's

Oh it's a cute little piggy wiggy

That looks like you

Now you get on with that and it'll be dinner time before you know it, okay?

Bye

I f**king hate colouring in

I've had just about enough of your sass missy

One more f-bomb from you and you'll forfeit your fee

That's all of you

Boop

What's the time

How should I know

When's the next juice?

How should I know?

Because this is all your fault.

Dude you need to chill.

I'm hangry, I'm bored and I can't even DIY

This is inhumane

We need to report this sh*t

Owww!

What the f - owwww!

-Jessica - Hmm?

Can you sing one of your lovely songs to us that you've been working on?

Aww

Well... it's like a work on progress, but

Okay!

This is called 'Fugly. Duck'.

*singing* I am the prettiest girl in the world - my daddy told me so so you know I know that it's the truuuth

Here. Look.

Are those..?

Peanut M&Ms?

Fat, protein

Everything the body needs

But how? They took all our stuff!

Let's just say I have my ways and means

Give me them!

Five bucks each

What!? No.

Fine

Fine, give me one!

*awful singing continues*

Wait

Was this up your butt?

Eww no!

There's much more room in my cooch, plus it's more sterile

Hmmm!

God bless your candy mule cooch.

Hmm I smell chocolate - owww!

*singing* God of Nations at thy feet...

They can hear us!

Five bucks each

You broke the rules!

Yeah well you lied about your age

That - that's different!

What's different?

DON'T TOUCH ME, YOU FILTHY STINKING BLOOD BAG!

Show me your hands

Show me

your hands

Open your mouth

Darn it and fudge it!

I think that's quite enough excitement for tonight

Let's skip dinner and go straight to bed

Lee.

I'm gonna need all of those M&Ms

Fifty bucks each

What!?

You said before that they were five -

- that was hours ago!

Why you little -

Please stay in your bed and go to sleep or else you will forfeit your fee!

Fine

One.

Ahem. Sir?

Yes.

Toilet break?

Me too?

Very well

Little chickens always going to the toilet in pairs

(VO) A wise man once said:

Play the Game

Never let the Game play you

O-negative plasma

You are really something

Boop!

(VO) The truth is

We are all just cows in the shed being milked by the man

and we let him

Word to the wise:

There's only one way to play a rigged game

F**k the game

Where shall we go for dinner?

Hmm?

I'm not even hungry

Are you sure it's OK to eat all of that chocolate?

Come on

A little bit of chocolate isn't gonna ruin the superior awesomeness of our blood

Yes this weekend was our highest yield ever.

I don't know who will love us more

Our clients or our shareholders

Well I told you I know a thoroughbred when I see them

mm-hmm

Ciao bella

No...

NOOOOOOO!

Bitches!

Lying stinking bitches!

I'll find you...

I'LL FIND YOUUUUUUUUU!

This is called

Fugly. Duck.

I am

the prettiest girl in the world

my daddy told me so, so you know I know that it's the truuuth

Lately you've been thinking you broke up with me

but actually if you check Facebook messaging I said it was over first cos you're the

Ugly-eeeeest

Ugliest little duckling

Probably the most fugliest

Fugly ugly duck

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Friday Night Bites - PROMO GIRLS | Comedy Web Series - Duration: 5:57.

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Friday Night Bites - GAME OF DEATH Ft Dave Fane | Comedy Web Series - Duration: 10:49.

are you OK?

No - wait

what?

Wait! Wait!

Stop! I can't run in my new Pia dress!

Perlina.

Jessica.

Lee.

No!

Nooo!

F***k!

What is this? What's happening?

You were in a terrible accident.

You. And you -

Have stabilised

but you... Perlina.

You're coming with me.

You are not taking her.

You do not have her consent!

Cut the crap!

I'm Death m*thaf**kers

I don't need consent, I'm inevitable!

Hey guys, guys, where's our car?

Jess - get it through your thick skull!

We're in the afterlife!

This is f**king DEATH!

Lee finally killed us with her driving

Excuse me!? Last thing I remember is you two yelling at me to go through red lights!

Yeah it's weird, I didn't imagine Death looking like that -

Yeahyeahyeahyeah cut it! Just shut up shut all of you, shut up!

No. We are not leaving her.

Awww. - Lee, no.

Oh. That's really nice.

Woah woah wait a second. Where are we going?

To the land of Unicorns, and rainbows!

Oh - oh it's like the gay bar!

He's taking the piss!

Oh.

No -

No - you guys, you can't -

You've got your, whole lives ahead of you.

Lee - you're gonna - you're gonna make CEO and then you're gonna break the glass ceiling.

And Jess -

You're gonna get a guest role on Power Rangers

And you're gonna shine bright like a diamond

oh Perlina

Oh just cut out the soppy sh*t!

we gotta get on with it!

No.

This is not how we end - I refuse!

- but my guest role..?

I challenge you to a GAME OF DEATH

If we win, we all go back

If we lose, we all come with you.

Three souls for the price of one.

But - I don't wanna die.

Look, you don't know what condition your body is in

You could be missing an eye

and I'm not ready to go to Perlina's funeral.

Okay, okay kay kay o kay

Then I propose a game of -

CHESS

Pictionary?

CHESS

Well what about Cards against Humanity?

Nah I hate that game

Incest and the cock and balls - they win all the time

No it's Chess or nothaang

Strip. Poker.

Eeeeeehh?

You heard me.

Strip

Poker!

Lee. What are you doing?

I bet he's commando under that robe -

Okay

Five car stud, revolving dealer

One match is equal to one

item of clothing

jewellery not included

Minimum bet:

one match

Sounds fair.

You two get naked

then you're all coming with me!

I get naked

well you're free to go - Deal?

Deal

Hot diggity dog

one for you, one for you, one for me

one for you, one for you, one for me

one for you, one for you, one for meeee

raise you one

What are you doing?

I got this

I'll see you!

I fold.

Show.

The royal family in a row!

*crying*

Take it off! Take it off!

Jess!

A flush beats a straight!

What!?

Dammit!

No bra Jess?

Oh look I'm sorry we don't all have big beautiful breasts to fill our bras out with!

You lose

You deal.

Show.

Ace high? Really?

Wooo, pair of johnny fives

Not so scary without your robe!

Oh - really?

A bowtie?!

I might be eternal but I -

- but I'm not uncivilised

- Does a bowtie count? - I dunno

What? What I -

I'm eternal, I don't need those reproductive things down there

They're ugly anyway

Eyes up, eyes up

Noone's gonna believe us that Death is a Samoan guy dressed in a bow tie

So confident, are you

of going home you are

Can you stop that whole dark Yoda thing?

You're afraid!

Of course I'm afraid

Why?

Because i am

This is the curious thing

You know it's going to happen to you sooner or later

So so why are you worrying about it

Because I'm worried I did it wrong!

I'm worried that I didn't thank my parents enough, or

I said no to dessert too many times

I spent too much f**king time on facebook

I'm worried about not existing or

Going to hell or whatever

I'm worried that I didn't spend enough time in meetings talking about toilet hygiene and fart jokes

And we didn't have enough cups of tea in the sun

And time

I'm worried I've run out of time

So you say - so they all say when I meet them

Apart from the thing about the fart jokes

You're a cold asshole

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that

Ahp no - Look, I tire of this, I've got a lot of other souls to attend to

Final round. All in

But you've only got one piece of clothing

And you've got two

I will match your -

your, your extra chip

by giving you the gift of longevity

Should you ever throw yourself off a cliff

or shoot yourself in the head

I promise, I promise you

I won't collect you

until you're a hundred years old

Fine

Final Round.

Another ace? Cheater!

C'mon OK. Good.

This is good.

Yess. Come on, come on Lee, come on

No -

Yeeeess!

Yeeeeeees!

The end - yeah

Aww.

Whatcha moping for child?

Lee it's OK

hmm it's OK

I know

Hm. She knows

You said if we get naked, we come with you

Yep!

Well guess what?

*triumphant cackle*

What are those!?

Wh - what are those?

What are these?

They're chicken fillets

I'm breast-ically challenged

You tricked me!

Oh I didn't trick you - You just assumed

I wanna rematch

Uh-Uh

Final round. You stamped it with your fire hazard stamp.

I WANNA REMATCH!!

I'll see you sooner or later

I'll take you sooner or later!

Later asshole!

*gasp*

Guys, i just had the weirdest dream

Me too

Me three

I can't remember it now

Same

Yeah neither *fart noise*

- Eww -Hey!

Hey you farted!

It wasn't me!

- hey where's my thing?

Means your bowels are still intact!

- how are you doing that - - It wasn't me Lee!

ah - ah. Ah crap

Try it on mine

- Oo! I can go down too - Yeyaaah

Lee have you lost your eye?

For more infomation >> Friday Night Bites - GAME OF DEATH Ft Dave Fane | Comedy Web Series - Duration: 10:49.

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Localizar un Teléfono Android con una llamada perdida - Duration: 3:10.

welcome to a new video, would you like locate a phone for example this from

the left making a missed call from another phone, then continue watching

this video

here we have the phone on the left that is the one who will give me his location without need

to be connected to the internet and for that let's use an application called macro

droid, this application is basically a programmer of tasks with a lot of options and I what

what I'm going to do is it's very simple and is to create a task that consists of sending

the location to a certain phone number through an SMS message, that is, we will need

have a sim card with something inserted of balance for sending the sms with the coordinates

of the location

so I hit macro and it appears this screen in red and we will indicate to

the application that has to occur to send the location, pulse in call sms and then

In a missed call, here opens a menu for me choose if I want any missed call

incoming but I want a certain number so I choose a contact from the calendar that

I will be myself

well we already have the first part we're going to the second and last part of the configuration

and we are going to indicate what action will be carried out when you receive the call

which is to share the location by sms and now I'm going to put the same number, I can really

put any number but I will put back my number to receive the coordinates

with the location and as a final step we put a name to this task for example locate

and we put the switch on for that the application is working in second

flat

before trying if it works I recommend check the permissions in trando in settings

applications we must give permissions to the shipment sms the location and access to the phone,

and since we're in the adjustments if we want We can remove the notification so that

is always there warning that this is the application running

this method works without activating the antenna gps so I'll leave the notch notifications

down to see the whole process are the active gps antenna

now I make the call from the telephone right and I quickly hang up and in about

2 3 seconds the incoming sms appears with the location and we can open the location

with the google maps application for example Well, this would be another method for

localize an android phone of which and some of you will have seen on my channel I

dismissal here so we'll see you in a next video

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Weigh In #3 | Weight Loss Journey - Saying Goodbye To Fat - Duration: 2:33.

It's time to get funky

Or just you know... start the video

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