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Ahamed's Ramadan Diary - Allah Carte - Duration: 2:12.
- If you're wondering what the most ironic job you
could have while fasting for Ramadan is
it's probably delivering food.
I work for one of these apps.
It's a nightmare.
Every delivery's like the worst porn ever.
The delivery guy shows up to the MILF's mansion,
she answers the door
and then she just takes the food and shuts the door.
By the way if you order vegan food
delivered to your house at rush hour ...
(horn honks)
Sorry.
It's not vegan because an animal suffered
bringing it to you.
- Hey, Ahamed.
Ahamed.
You're food's ready.
Boy, you better eat somethin'.
- I can't it's Ramadan.
- How're you delivering food during Ramadan?
- Because of God, I think.
- Well, we're gonna have sex one day.
It's gonna be so awkward.
I'm a babe.
You're a Jewish Muslim ass in pork juice
and then I'm gonna wrap you in a corn tortilla.
- Okay. Bye Punky
- Bye baby.
- Thank you.
Awe Mr. Trump, thank you for joining us.
- [Speakerphone Voice] Listen I don't hate Muslims.
I love Muslims.
I went to Muslim.
I met the king.
I saw his castle.
Beautiful castle.
- Interesting you like Muslims.
That's different than what you said on the campaign trail.
Do you care to comment on the Muslim ban?
- [Speakerphone Voice] I never said Muslim ban.
I said I wanted to start a Muslim band.
Okay.
Muslim band called Allah carte.
I would play the hooka.
- See, no you blamed Islam for radical Islamic terrorism
which is the same thing as blaming every sperm in your
dad's ball sack for how stupid you turned out.
Do you care to comment on that?
Mr. Trump?
We lost him.
Donald! President Donald!
President Donald!
(horn honks)
Sorry.
I can eat in one hour.
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Ahamed's Ramadan Diary - Eid - Duration: 2:15.
(upbeat traditional European music)
- At the end of Ramadan,
After you've fasted for an entire month,
Muslims celebrate a holiday called Eid.
Hey,
happy Eid.
- It's pronounce Easter you (bleeping) tard.
- [Ahamed] It's Eid with a D.
Not eat, but that's what we do.
We eat.
(whistling soft music)
- [Guest] Thanks so much man.
- [Ahamed] Of course.
- Thanks dude.
- Man I'm so proud of you.
You really did it.
- Thank you.
- What about me?
I'm a Muslim too.
I fasted the whole month.
- But you look like you're supposed to fast.
This is more impressive because he's white.
- I'll drink to that.
(chucking)
- [Dave] Cheers dude.
(upbeat traditional European music)
- Dave why are you getting drunk at my Eid party?
Muslims don't drink.
- What?
Dude this is why I'm Hindu.
Who wants a cigarette?
- I'm good.
- I'm good.
- So is that Muslim girl coming?
I invited her but I'm not sure.
- Uh y'all want to hear a funny story.
- [Man] Yeah.
- So I'm at this club right,
and these two chicks walk in but they're Siamese twins
and it's crazy.
- Hey.
Are you here for Eid?
- Uh I don't know.
I like your Koran.
- What?
- Eid.
Eid, Eid, Eid, Eid.
Where are you going?
God dating is hard.
- And they're joined together a the head
and they're killing it in the club.
So the security guard he doesn't know he think
it's two people in the bathroom stall.
He's like....
- What did I miss?
- [Woman] So they come in.
(soft whistling music)
- [Dave] Oh hell yeah.
- [Woman] Forehead joindification.
- [Dave] I'm obsessed with the forehead.
No way you say that?
- [Man] I don't know how to sum it up.
I always feel confused at the end.
Why was I fasting?
Was it to feel the pain of others
or do I just want a bigger chair in heaven.
It's weird, but,
I am grateful for everything I have.
Right here in this apartment.
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Ahamed's Ramadan Diary - Hamburger - Duration: 2:22.
- It's hard not to feel out of place as a Muslim
in America.
It's like 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong,
but somehow 1.6 billion Muslims are.
- [Friend] So how's your day, man?
- Pretty good. I just woke up.
- [Friend] Cool. What's you get into last night?
- Nothing. I'm actually fasting for Ramadan.
- [Friend] Ramadan? It's that new Sativa, right?
How did you not eat?
(upbeat music)
- So, you've never dated a Muslim before?
- How'd you know?
- It's 15 minutes to sundown.
- Yeah, my bad.
Well, we can smell it.
s
fenoelt adabotiutng y Ms
lims?
(dreamy music)
- Ahamed?
(snaps fingers)
Hey. - Hey.
(laughs) Oh, sorry.
I lost you there.
- No, they're cool. They're pretty liberal, so.
How 'bout yours?
Do your parents, are they more traditional?
(dreamy music)
Rabia?
- Oh, we can eat.
- Great.
- Mmmm
- Oh
- Uh!
Oh - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
- I - I just
(sigh)
Look, I had fun, man.
It's just my parents are really traditional.
- But I'm, I'm Muslim.
Right.
- Yeah, but they're just not used
to your kind of Muslim.
- But I went on pilgrimage to Mecca when I was 10.
- Did you get sunburned?
- Yeah.
(laughs)
Hey, are you hungry?
(dreamy music)
- Yeah.
- I know the best spot.
You're buying.
- I'm not buying.
You should buy. - You're
- Whatever. I'll take this though.
- Guess you're buying. - If it's not a
If it's not a date, you're buying.
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Ahamed's Ramadan Diary - Lobster - Duration: 2:04.
(toothbrush brushing teeth)
- [Narrator] Some days of Ramadan are easy,
and some are just impossible.
Lobster?
(cell phone buzzing)
- One second. It's Ahamed. Hey!
- Dude, there is a lobster in my toilet.
- Oh, man! That's kinda cool!
- Please, please, please, please, please come help me?
- I can't help you right now, I...
- Let me talk to him.
- Yeah?
- Sure.
- Okay.
- Hey dude, you should call the lobster cops.
(both chuckle)
(sighs deeply)
(yells)
(shouts)
- You had a dream you shit out a lobster?
- I didn't shit it out in the dream,
but I knew that that's what I did.
It was just scary. What does it mean?
- It means you are hungry, Ahamed! You're starving!
Why are you fasting?
- To experience the pain of others and-
- You know what, no.
This is religious masturbation you're not helping anybody.
You look like a predator. Look at your hair.
You stink. Your breath smells thirsty.
I'm gonna make you some food. Sit down, boy.
Gimme the bread.
- [Man] You know you can't keep talking
to the customers like that, right?
- He looks like he's gonna kill-
- We need white people in here.
- [Ahamed Voiceover] Maybe she's right,
maybe I should just eat.
Am I going insane? Am I the lobster?
Alone in a toilet?
Yeah. This city is a toilet. It's made of trash.
Why do we worry about littering?
It's the same thing as throwing a seashell in the ocean.
The ocean. Yeah. The lobster should be in the ocean.
And I should be in the jungle.
- [Woman] Here you go baby.
- Thank you.
- [Woman] You welcome.
- [Ahamed Voiceover] How much is a ticket to Jungle?
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Ahamed's Ramadan Diary - Ahamed Weinberg - Duration: 1:53.
(cell phone rings)
(Ahamed groans)
- [Ahamed Voiceover] My name is Ahamed Weinberg.
This year, like many before it, I'm fasting for Ramadan.
That means I wake up before the sun rises,
and eat everything in my fridge,
and then I can't eat again until the sun sets.
I do this for an entire month.
(kettle whistles)
But you're probably wondering why is your last name Jewish?
Why are you white?
What is happening?
Let me explain.
My mother was one of 10 children
in an Irish-Catholic family.
One day, she joined a Native American tribe,
and they called her Hat Woman.
Better than Sunblock, I guess.
This is her at the end of her spiritual journey
as a Sufi Muslim.
She was never sunburnt again.
In 1988, she married a Jewish man from Brooklyn
who had also found Islam.
Look at that nose.
The answering machine in my house growing up was
"As-salamu alaykum. You've reached the Weinbergs.
"Please leave a message."
Nobody left a message.
I go crazy every day.
I can't drink or eat.
I usually want to have sex with my fridge around four.
She's old and her skin is yellow.
She doesn't stop humming but...
Something about her I love.
It's what's inside that counts.
[refrigerator humming]
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I'm sorry, is this free-trade? Hipster vs Vegan Picnic! - Duration: 6:15.
Veg Picnic - Summer
Reviewed by a Hipster
So it was supposed to be a peaceful afternoon
As you see - it's not
AGAIN
And so till the end of my life
Dominika is here ironically
Pft
Dude please, it's the last place I'd spend my free time at
It's the last place I'd spend my free time at
Then I'm going home
What are these mainstream crisps doing here?
lol
[vintage music]
How can I post those on Instagram?
I'm afraid you will need a scanner
[gasp of utter terror]
TRIGERRED
How dare you?
It's OK, first you'll need your home darkroom
you see
Building it yesterday was worthwhile!
Do you also have healing crystals?
Excuse me, can I order a burger?
Is it vegan?
Yup ok
Dairy-free?
Yeah
Lactose-free?
Yup
Gluten-free?
yeah sure
Sugar-free?
Depends
Is it all free-trade?
Nope
Hmmm then BYE
Are these dumplings gluten-free?
Unfortunately they aren't.
Food? Only from the local farmers.
Music - only underground artists.
Beer? Always CRAFT beer babe.
I must admit I used to listen to indie pop.
Moses and The Snake
Tropical Penguins
Dude please, now it's all mainstream
Everyone is listening to them
Me? I'm listening to nature only.
And, of course, Eleni.
I would never support global corporations.
Someone is calling you...
Me? No way.
Apparently, someone has an iPhone here...
...but it's definitely not me!
OMG someone planted an iPhone in my pocket!
WHAT
I'm calling the police.
How are you feeling as a hipster?
I have NO idea what you're talking about
I'm not a hipster.
They became mainstream
I, however, am a pioneer of the new avant-garde.
That's probably because everybody dressed like it was summer
and you as if it was winter lol
what
It just shows that I don't follow the crowd
The crowd follows you?
Exactly.
But then I take another direction again
just not to fall into the mainstream
I'm rating the Picnic an ironic 9 out of 10
1 point deducted due to lack of good coffee
I'd also like to recommend Eleni
Go for the very first vinyl from 1978
I myself attended the premiere
Indeed, what a wonderful event it was
You were not even in your parent's plans back then
You went there ironically?
I was there, really. Long time ago.
Is this your old school car?
what
pfffft NO
I'm riding my fixie.
And so the Hipster moved her enlightening presence to Hala Koszyki (on a fixed-gear bicycle ofc)
If you liked the video, you know what to do! :D
...please like subscribe share comment troll stalk join me be awesome have a good day call your mom and stay away from lactose and gluten
This is how you wind up when you hipster
NON-VEGAN ICE CREAM
Cat food... and Eleni
WHAT what are you talking about
I'm not eating it
I was just holding it, it was yours
I have no idea how it ended up in my hand!
You just wasted an ice cream!
I just wanted to surprise you
I made it!
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The "Sogno" Collection was inspired by autumn,
when leaves fall and whirl with the wind,
in a sort of farewell dance.
This elegant chest box
features delicate leaves that look like glossy embroidery.
Enhanced by the slightly opaque background,
the motifs evoke the purity of frosty autumn mornings.
The soft braided fabric makes it easy
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LOS NACHOS !!! (Zoo tycoon Complete collection) [FR/ENSubtitles] - Duration: 12:26.
Hi everybody it's juicy !!! I hope
you have the BANANA I'm super
super fine as usual
and WELCOME FOR
A kind of remake of Zoo tycoon's let's play
Why do I do that ? Its because
It's a let's play wich have a lot of success
It's makes aproximatly 50% of my views
And this is quite huge
And it was bullshit, the sound is horrible, there is no music...
there is no editing
we can see the desk lighting at the backyard
it's obviously 100% poop
So I decided to make a brand new let's play with more quality
Cause I now have more experience
I'll do MAGNIFICENT video editing
So now stop talking let's starting and here we go !
So now we are on a new world
I'm on window mode so that we can't see the desk but I have to moove with the arrows and it's quite strange
but nevermind
we are on a basic small map
with 500K gold wich is the maximum
I prefer to start slowly :)
We'll first check the animal we want
A nice animal
A WAHOO animal
Why not the classic lions ?
Do we have enought stuff for them ?
Ye we have the lion's rock
We have the perfect fence
It's convinient cause they're cheap and nice for them
Ye I just remove that
* GO AWAY *
And now we can do a lovely enclosure for them
Let's name it lion fence so that it will be more convinient when we will have notifs
let's put the door were there is not too much visitors so that it will be easily for the groomers to enter
first of all let's employ a groomer
I can buy the lions
let's put
one guy for two females
ye two girls it's fine
I now have to hurry
or they'll be sad and sick
savana grass, I guess they like that
always put the "solid" ground in front of the door
or groomers will not be able to enter if you put water
ok what do he wants !
He wants savana grass, ground, trees, rocks
sand. He don't like tropical grass
he wants water and a shelter
OOMGG naaaaaaaaaah
what did I do ?!
well wrong key I guess xD
there's a wowan laughting... respect is dead with this savana grass
Ok I need ground, GROUND FOR THE LIONS !!!
Ok right key this time
and fresh water
ah there is one tropical grass remaining, let see if the prefer savana
ye you like that !!!
WELL
Not enought shelters obviously..
Let's build some
ok here it is. he will say there is too much shelters..
And no ! I'm strong, don't need to hide hit...
shelter preshoot !!! Let's give them some toys
they want trees
"Lion 3 is sick" ... It starts well !
ok trees...
WERE ARE THE LIONS !!!
ok what do they like ? They like Locust tree
Ok let's give you locust trees then
Are you ok now ?
can't do nothing with sick lions...
awww he's healthy now !! :3
he's roaring of pleasure !
Ok let's make the entry ticket cheaper
so that poeple will find it very correct and be happy !!!
And buy LOADS of things in my shops !!!
"brand new animals available in shop"
OK what does visitors think about my zoo ?
Aww yes they must be hungry and they want to pee
obviously !
so let's build toilets
right there
now I'll put some vending machines
Candys and drinks
so that they can eat and drink
And welcome ton "Jean-Jacques hot-dog stand" !
and "Jeand-Jacques present store"
nice
let's put (x25)
ok we can buy fishes
an advice : when you play Zoo Tycoon don't buy "water animals" before get filters
or this po-op
AWWWW asian elephant
ok here we go
I'll need more robust fences I guess
ok let's build the enclosure here
so that he they will be POSEYYY
OK a lovely enclosure
When I'll have more money I'll make it bigger
ELEPHANT
ok let's buy elephants
I'll first put a mâle
aww it is angry !
the enclosure is a bit small I guess
He want's a wife, grass
ok they want to be by two
and they need water. Ok let's start with grass
if that's sounds ok to you
* WAHOOOO *
awwwww they go swimming
ok more trees
A wife, too much grass , not enought shelter
Let's put some tropical grass
Ok, some trees
Elephants like "Foxtail palm tree"
Do we have that ?
And it's not avaible... lets give them that
you like that ! :3
that kind of trees
* DONG *
naaah
ok they want more rocks
here they are
Well I realize I didn't had shelters for the elephant
So it's not funny so it's poooooooop
It sucks I have no shelters for the elephants
Maybe in the research
Awww no
Animals shelters, nice
Let's remove the other things
Just want the shelters
Nice
Ok sorry dudes
I'll buy you later cause they are sad
And that's not nice to let sad animals
Bears will also get they own enclosure
SO
Let's start here cause I'll propably make the elephants enclosure bigger
This is a BEAUTIFUL enclosure for my Bear !! :3
They'll be happy and get loads of childrens !
Let's first buy Daddy-bear
Mummy-bear
THEN
The only problem in zoo tycoon is that sometimes you can buy animals and don't have enought stuff
to make them happy
Ok first let's give you some rocks
now we have the shelter for the small elephants
That's cool, we can buy them now
Oh my god it's huge
let's buy elephants
were are them ?!
I was about to sing but I'm nice with your hears ^^
A guy and a girl !
And EVERYTHING is fine !
something to add ? no ? then STFU
Lets finish bears enclosure and it will be the end of this video !
More trees
I'll do same strategy
elephants are happy, everything is cool in they life
That's sound perfect
Lions are happy
same for visitors
wow they can find they way after reading the zoo's card !
They are fucking strong
I'll do a restaurant for visitors
THE GOOD IDEA
RESTAURANT OF.....
FOOD ?
Awww yes !!! LOS NACHOS
I have no idea if they made nachos but nevermind
NIIIIICE
How wants to buy good nachos right now ?
And the menu here worth 13$50
Please give me a like if you liked the video
I'll try to do a lot of video editing for you !
Subribe if you want
I'll put everyting in bellow
about how will be this Let's play
In the old let's play I'll put some links to this video
so that you will easily find this vidéo
Then see u soon I hope ! Byeeee
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The "Emozione" Collection
was inspired by the magic of glittering holiday lights.
The bright and golden textured motifs of the box
enhance our tactile and visual sensations,
evoking our fondest childhood memories.
The box is available in four basic colors
absinthe green, dove grey, ivory and antique rose
which reflect the impeccable style of Sonia Design.
A special touch is offered by the golden bow
and ribbon in double satin.
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NEW FOR 2017: TOP Line - The REGALO Collection - Duration: 0:45.
The unique "Regalo" Collection
combines Loison's Panettone
with a solid beech wood cutting board,
perfect for the slicing ritual.
The clear wrapping of the package wonderfully showcases
the design of vintage kitchen utensils on the wrapper underneath
Along with ordinary wooden ladles and sieves,
we can see old pewter coffee pots and teapots,
as well as antique scales and jugs.
These utensils can also be seen at the Loison Museum.
The images of the packaging are taken from old books
that Sonia Pilla came across during her long months of research.
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NEW FOR 2017: TOP Line - The NOSTALGIA Collection - Duration: 0:46.
The "Nostalgia" Collection
This cute gift bag features bright foliage,
whose four green hues sparkle like glitter.
It is a symphony of shades
that carries all the energy of the fall season
in perfect balance.
The embossed Loison logo, which looks like needlework
the delicate double-satin handles, whose color varies according to the Panettone variety
the characteristics of this neat gift bag that can be used again and again throughout the year
all contribute to conferring to it a refined look,
with details that are the product of Sonia Design's artistry.
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The "Dolcezza" collection
The style of this Collection was inspired by the soft and clean lines
of Japanese minimalism.
The art of living simply is the result of a millenary culture,
based on unpretentious everyday rituals
passed down from generation to generation.
The grace and beauty of these flowers is comparable to the silent bow of a Geisha,
and represents the power of the spirit.
The Dolcezza Collection offers three precious varieties,
made with increasingly sought-after ingredients
and are available in the convenient 750-gram size.
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How to make the best Panacotta with strawberries/ Wie man die beste Panacotta mit Erdbeersauce macht - Duration: 1:56.
200 ml Milk and 200 ml whipping cream
200 g Sugar
1 tsp. Vanilla extract or Vanilla sugar
Bring to a boil.
9 g Gelatin
Turn off the heat.
Mix it until the gelatin is gone.
Use a small bowl
2-3 hours in the fridge
Strawberry sauce
frozen Strawberries
2-3 tbsp. Sugar
8 g Vanilla sugar
A little bit water
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