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Now today's Head…
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Fresh murder in Hyderabad - After Police 3rd degree, the dead body finally spoke truth
India is a developing country because of GST - Mr.Modi
Thank you Modi - RGV
Petrol prices reach sky-high
It is because of SpaceX - Lalu Brasad Jadav
Sensex stoops down
Lunar eclipse caused the downfall - Baba Buss
Finally a dead body identifies the police…
Ah? What?
Who the Cyanide wrote this?
Why bro? Isn't it novel?
Novel?!
Written by Nolan Shetty!!
Who is this Nolan Shetty?
Is he a new employee?
Ah.. you know.. it is..
Did YOU write ?
*Overwhelming shyness*
Let us go for a dissolve please
So, the dead body says it became a deadbody because his brother made him dead…
What the Face-off?!!
Anyways, Peace bro. Our reporter RGV is now with the dead's brother. Over to RGV.
So, tell us your name
My name is Hathyanand
Ah? And you brother is Tyaganand, eh?
No sir, Prasiddi Avasesh...
So
So tell me why did you Kill your brother Mr.Hathyanand?
We have been disputing over assets…
So, you eliminated him to win the dispute?
See, What I am saying is, My brother tried to kill me many times..
So, you killed him?
See, What I am saying is everyman has an expiry date!
So you expired your brother before the date?!
Do you know my brother cheated me more than Malya cheated banks?
So you murdered because he cheated you?
See, What I am saying is…
I am saying the what..
WHAT?!
That is what, I am saying the wha…
*Terrifically terrified*
Zoom in
Criminals might escape from law..
But not from RGV's claw
Over to studio.
He is becoming a Hitler
I hope he spares us.
Our TRP report is here
Oh, Wow…
How much?
We got zero. We are the last!
Zero?! How come?
We genuinely present the un-genuine news!!
Exactly, that is why a zero!
Seems debates fetch high TRPs these days.
How can we have a debate without a genuine point?
Trust me, Let us put aside our genuineness for a while. We will reach sky.
Okay I trust you.
Baba Bradev ji, please bring intellectuals to the studio.
Now, we have with us finest, brightest, greatest intellectual of National Egg Corporation
None other than the watchman Ande Nath
Along with this Stooge, we have sharpest and highly educated illiterate 'Ms.' Murg Nath.
Sir, What the egg is this?
Do not ask me. Ask this Nolan Shetty!!
So my dear Naths, tell us
Which comes first? The Egg or The hen?
Egg comes first sir.
No, hen comes first.
Egg is first sir.
No
Hen is first sir.
Egg
Hen
Egg
Hen
Egg
Hen
Egg
Hen
Order... Order
So tell us Ande Nath, Why do you think Egg comes first?
See I went to Paradise, recently. I ordered a biryani there.
They put an Egg on the top and the chicken piece inside the biryani.
So it is crystal clear that Eggs comes first than the hen.
Donkeys hit!! Where did the egg come from?
From the hen.
So, hen comes first.
Dinosaurs hit, then where did this hen come from?
From the Egg
Enough enough…
Enough of your intellectual ferformance.
Sir, the nation still does not know the answer…
Nation should never know. That is the technique.
Next
Freezing News
Chilling News
In America
Everyyy night in their dreams..
They see snow..
they feel John Snow..
SNOW… only snow…
Oh, yeah snow.
White house vanished in white snow…
According to the lal street report..
Bro it is Wall street…
Yeah, according to the Wall street report even Ram Dev Baba will wear a shirt if he travels to the USA.
No matter what, We have risked our lives and shipped our Sunman to the USA
Over to Sunman
*Sunman pouring his heart out to empathise with Americans*
Hey Sunman!!
*Sunman sends his magical warm wishes to Raghav*
… to Shannu
… to Baba Bramdev
What the Nicolas Cage is this?
Hot Snow Ball
Nuts!! I thought Cool Fire ball!!
You know, drinks taste better with natural ice my boy!!
So Sunman, How is the cold there?
You asking about cold? It is very cold!!
Offoo… Then what about the snow, dear ?
(Over the Mike) You asking about snow? Here you go..
Hahaha It is so smooth and silky...
SUNMAN!!
Okay. Sorry sorry. Serious serious...
Hmm.. How is the cold there?
It is very cold.
Hehahaha…
Ummm.. Then what about snow there?
(Inner Voice) Now I will say snow is white
Yo my dear Sunman…
Ji Baba Bramdev...
Send me more ice, my boy...
Here you go.
God forbidden godzilla
You galvanised gun powder!!
Ah, Firstly...
Nuts!!
If you eat too much fodder, one becomes Lalu Brasad Badav
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