I need to check my back --
HOOOOOOLY S***
🎵 It's the Crystal Nebula show 🎵
🎵I need to figure out an intro🎵
🎵 But this is it for the moment 🎵
uh...
Whoo, it's so shiny my skin is so greasy.
Let me put some powder right quick.
Dab.
Look at my dab, b**** dab.
So hey what's up everybody welcome back to my YouTube channel.
So why am I in a towel? I just got a massage and that s*** was crazy.
So I went to my usual massage place, and I was just like,
Oh there's cupping right there. I wonder what that is."
And I saw like little like pictures of
little cups sucking people's back.
I thought I was gonna be something like [sucking sound].
Like a koi fish, you know
That's what I thought it was gonna be but it was not. No.
It was a nightmare.
I will be forever traumatized.
So word of advice: never do something and not know what
you're gonna get into because what you're about to see is what happens when
you do that.
My back hurts. Ow.
I can't f***ing walk.
I'm like a hunchback, Brokeback Mountain
on my back.
Oh my god.
This foo comes out with these cups and there's fire involved apparently.
So he put these suction cups on my back and I was like --
I was trying so hard to power through
And I was just like, "No, no, no, no, no! I can't it anymore, I can't do it anymore!"
So this is a quite a** massage place right?
And I'm here like in my little room, making a f***ing scene and s***.
I go over and check my back
and that s*** all f***ing swollen.
I haven't even taken and look at it yet.
I got I'm driving home right now
I want to take a look at it and see how bad it is.
I don't know.
This is an emergency. I need you to film this. Hold this camera.
Okay.
I need to check my back --
HOOOOOOLY S***
Holy s****
WHAT THE F***
What the f*** is that?
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god. It was worse than I thought.
What the f***?
Holy s***. Am I gonna stay like that?
I don't think so but what is that? I looks like pepperoni slices and s***.
What did they put on you?
I don't really feel good. Like this s*** f***king hurts dude.
I thought it was gonna be cool. But now I'm a f***ing pizza.
Oh s*** I'm a f***ing pizza.
Those s**** are pepperoni. I'm vegetarian, I can't f*** with that.
I hope y'all enjoyed all the ridiculousness
Long story short, it took me about more than ten days for it to heal completely
I tried Chinese cupping because I wanted to gain more cups.
I tried Chinese cupping because I wasn't getting spooned enough in the bedroom.
It was like dry ice. Oh my god, I almost died.
Cupping therapy will only catch on fire on your back if you're lit.
Do I recommend cupping therapy? Ooo, I don't know I was
just trying to handle it, you know I'm saying, but that s*** hardcore.
If you hardcore -- 'cause I'm hardcore --
But you gotta be a hard hard hawrd hawrd core to be
able to put up with that pain. I was just like, "I can do, I can do it. I can't do it, I can't do it."
Thank y'all for watching. Feel free to share like and subscribe --
I have to say it
-- whatever do your thing. Bing, batta boom, bom, pow
and I'll see y'all next time.
Peace.
I just like look like a dona.
I look like somebody's mommy n's***.
Herbal Essence. Oh s***, I just look like a crackhead.
Herbal Essence.
You nasty.
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