I said they have a lot of fragrances (what does all of this mean!?) The fragrances like heat, "oh she got fire" "heat". Ok, all I heard was women and turning up heat
Ok, the next part part we'll put it in perspective. All hail the beard. It's your boy Big Beard B and we're back
for another edition of Big Beard Business! As you guys probably know by now I make
a lot of videos about fragrances and I would say I've been a frag head for most
of my life, and over the years I've noticed there are a lot of different
types of frag heads and when I say a lot I mean A LOT! So today I'm going to tell
you my top 10 different types of frag heads. Starting off in the number one
spot is the hypebeast frag head. Now this is probably the most obvious frag
head out there and I'm sure all of you know at least one hypebeast. Remember
never ask a hypebeast frag head if they like a certain fragrance. I think
the real question is going to be if other people like the fragrance, because
we all know that this is the most amazing fragrance ever made. I think the
most recognizable hypebeast out there today is the guy who is the Aventus
worshipper. You know the one that has every batch of a Aventus that has ever
come out, that has ever been made because the variations!
You know the variations require it. I mean let's be honest here, we all have a
little hypebeast in us somewhere. The important thing is to remember you know
two separate buying things that you like from buying things just because others
like it. Number two on the list is the reseller frag head. These are the guys
who think they are more business savvy than they really are.
These are the guys that buy a bottle of Layton Exclusif and try to sell it to
you for $300 shipped, after they purchased it for $275 and trying to call
that hustling; but, on the flip side resellers have an interesting reputation
with collectors because in one case you can't live without them and the
other side you can't know with them. I mean who knows man where else are you
gonna get that O.G that original batch of La Nuit de L'homme. Number three is
the regretful frag head that's that person who sells their fragrance
collection to pay for everyday expenses. You know stuff like their car payment
gas, dates, dates, dates, and dates, you know at the time that they sold that
fragrance it might have seemed like a good idea, but a few days later they want it
back after they've been friend-zoned. Number four is the O.G frag head. These are
the guys like Mark from Robes08, you know you got Street Scents, Al over there at Street
Scents. You got Steven at Redolessence, and you got Cody at DracDoc.
You know these are the guys who been putting in that work on the fragrance game, you
know before.. before Le Male was Le Male. Number five is the female frag head. You
know often time the female frag heads they got a lot of heat man. You know if
you scroll through Instagram and put in fragrance of the day, scent of the day,
these women be turning up the heat!! I mean they usually have frag head
boyfriends as well, and they take you know scent of the day pictures, with the
his and the her. The pour femme and the pour homme formulations. Number six is the
catch and release frag head. The catch and releaser creates this illusion that
they have you know this outstanding fragrance collection, but kind of what
they do is have three to five fragrances at a time. They understand that they
have a small window of opportunity to put on for the gram, put on for YouTube,
put on for Facebook, and all these fragrance forums and let them know like,
Hey! I got that new new and then they sell it and get something else. In the number
seven spot, we got the frag head that thinks he's ahead of the game. I mean
this frag head is quick to tell you that he is not in to what's hot right
now. I mean these are the guys that are likely to say I find Aventus to be
dated and I honestly think the fragrance is poorly formulated. I mean you might find
these guys to be slightly condescending and very opinionated I mean these are
like the hipsters of the fragrance community. Number eight spot is the clone
frag head I mean these guys refuse to hold
the original fragrance over the clone. I mean you may hear them say things like I
would never pay for Creed, Clive Christian is overrated
Tom Ford Private Blend...pfft that's a waste of money. I mean the clone frag head they
typically like things like Al Rehab Silver, Tres Nuit by Armaf, and
Michael Jordan Legend! I mean Michael Jordan is a legend but... and the clone
frag head loves nothing more than to tell YOU how stupid YOU are for spending
YOUR money on such an expensive fragrance. In the number nine spot we
have the artistic frag head this frag here is quick to tell you that
I do not wear fragrances for the compliments, I wear them for the art. I
mean I don't care that this fragrance smells like sh*t and makes everyone
around the wish they were dead. Nope, they just care about the story behind
this sh*tty fragrance and how long it took this sh*tty fragrance to be crafted.
Because it's the art. In the number 10 spot, I know you guys have been
looking for this one this one is the niche frag head and the name says it all.
This person only wears niche fragrances and firmly believes that wearing
anything else is beneath them. I mean they've been known to say things like
there is no way in God's green earth that Pineapple Vintage Intense smells
like Aventus. They've also been known to say things like how could you wear
fragrance with such cheap ingredients, that sh*t is sh*t. The niche frag head is
quick to show you his Roja Dove collection, quick to show you his
Xerjoff collection, and quick to tell you why his fragrance is with names that
you will never be able to pronounce supersede your legendary designer
fragrances. So, those are my thoughts and takes on the top 10 different types of
frag heads. You guys comment below and let me know, did I miss any, do you fall
into any of these categories. I mean it's not bad to be in any, I mean you could be
across the board. You may only love niche, fragrances you might be in it strictly
for the art. Comment below and let your boy know. I'm your boy Big Beard B don't
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