Tuesday, March 6, 2018

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RL input lag tested - Rocket Science #13 - Duration: 12:02.

Hey guys HalfwayDead here, finally with the promised input lag tests.

We're going to test Rocket League input lag and check how different framerates, VSync

settings and more affect it.

I know that a lot of people are just interested in numbers and not how I did the experiments

so I'm going to cover that at the end.

However, there is one important thing I need to tell you before I go over the results.

The values I'm measuring here are for the whole chain input lag.

That is the entire duration from pressing a button until the action appears on screen.

As such, a different mouse or monitor can and most likely will affect the results of

the experiment.

You cannot compare my numbers to anyone elses online.

The value of these tests lies in the possibility to do experiments where every variable stays

the same except for one.

That way the impact of any 1 variable can be measured at a time.

Now for the numbers as promised.

First, I tested the engine reaction at different framerates while keeping my monitor at it's

maximum refreshrate of 144Hz.

The error bars show the sampling error but I'll do a full discussion of the accuracy

at the end of the video.

As you can see, the higher the framerate goes, the lower the input lag gets.

The average input lag I measured isn't the only thing that changes though.

The lag variance is also smaller at higher framerates.

At 1000FPS all measurements were between 12 and 15 ms.

At 60FPS they were between 30 and 46 ms.

The range is 16ms instead of 3.

That's why higher framerates also feel more consistent.

For comparison, I also ran a test with CS:GO and RL came out as the winner by 1ms.

Alright, that's the engine reaction but as I hinted in previous episodes, the car is

tied to the physics engine which runs at a constant 120 ticks per second.

However, frames are created completely asynchronous to the physics.

And the inputs get checked once every frame.

The physics engine just uses the inputs of the newest frame.

As such, the input lag of the car is also tied to the framerate.

It would be possible to calculate the input lag the car should have but it's best to make

sure it actually works the way it should, especially considering all the accusations

Psyonix faces regarding the so called "heavy car bug".

At 1000, 144 and 120 frames per second the results were exactly as I expected.

Due to physics frames getting generated about every 8ms the additional input lag of the

car is 0-8ms or on average 4ms.

At 240FPS, I only measured a difference of 2.7ms and I'm not sure why.

If I find out then I'll make sure to update you guys.

At 60FPS the car reacted almost as fast as the engine itself, which surpised me but I'm

guessing it's possible because of smart pipelining.

Nevertheless, there is one trend that clearly stays true throughout this experiment and

that is, higher framerate always means less input lag and less variance.

How does VSync affect input lag in RL?

At 144Hz, input lag was up to 36.4ms instead of the 23.7ms which I got with the same framerate.

VSync also locks the framerate, preventing the possibility to go up to 240FPS to gain

an extra 4 1/2 ms.

The total difference in input lag is 17.3ms which is 2 1/2 frames.

Not recommended for competetive players.

At 60Hz the situation is looking even worse.

My monitor when set to 60Hz doesn't perform as well, so you shouldn't compare these numbers

to 144Hz.

With VSync the input lag was at a crazy high 80ms compared to 26ms with 240FPS VSync off.

I don't think that needs any more words.

But what about NVIDIA FastSync which I explained in Episode 9 of Rocket Science.

I tested it and it adds no more input lag than what is necessary to make it work.

Which comes down to half of 1 refresh cycle of the monitor.

Not much, to prevent all tearing.

This technology is only officially supported on the newest NVIDIA graphics cards but there

are guides to enable it on older cards.

It runs perfectly fine on my GTX970.

I'd recommend setting the monitor to 120Hz though if you're running FastSync with 240FPS.

If the framerate isn't divisible by the Hz then the frame spacing will be uneven which

looks less smooth.

Last but not least, I did a couple of extra tests with different settings.

In my own default setup I had the maximum prerendered frames in the NVIDIA control panel

set to 1 but when I set it to use the application setting it made no difference.

That means that RL already uses 1 by default.

I also tested the config setting "OneFrameThreadLag=False" which I talked about in Episode 3.

It should essentially turn the maximum prerendered frames to 0 but it doesn't seem to do anything

anymore.

They've already disabled a lot of config settings and in this case I agree with their decision

because their is little possible gain and it will cause more harm than good if used

without knowing what it does.

I also tested the game running in Borderless Windowed mode.

Borderless windowed mode works in pretty much the same way that FastSync does except for

the fast part.

Windows has a display manager which has VSync on and if the game is running in any windowed

mode the output will go through that system which does prevent all tearing but also delays

the frame for an additional refresh cycle of the monitor.

If you want to use borderless regardless, then the same tips from FastSync apply.

I also tried going online in steam and had some notifications pop up rendering on top

of my game.

The input lag impact was once again nothing, which is good to know.

If you have a suspicion about something causing input lag, leave it in the comments and I'll

try my best to test it in future episodes.

Keep in mind that not everything will be possible as it takes me almost half an hour to set

up, record, and analyze each of these tests, even now that I've streamlined the process.

I also need to repeat the baseline test regularly to make sure that any detected differences

aren't from accidental other causes.

Now, how exactly am I testing.

I have modified a mouse to wire an LED to a button.

The LED will light up as soon as the button is pressed.

Then I use a consumer grade highspeed camera to record the LED and screen at 1000FPS to

determine the delay between the LED lighting up and the reaction on screen.

A massive thanks to Blur Busters here, who not only pioneered this method but also helped

me set this up.

They have a massive input lag test on GSync in combination with CS:GO and Overwatch on

their website in case you're interested.

Ok, that was the easy explanation on how the testing works but there are a ton of things

that I took into account to make sure my results are as accurate as possible and most importantly

to make sure that I know how accurate they are.

First, I made a custom map which is completely white with only a couple of black objects

for maximum contrast.

Having almost nothing on it allows me to get 1000-1700FPS depending on where I'm looking

and really stable framerates when I limit them to something lower.

In the Windows power options I enabled high performance mode to make sure the CPU doesn't

use any of it's power saving features, which can cause framedrops.

Let's talk about the camera.

The camera is an important part of the setup and it has a couple of problems.

The amount of noise is extremely high at the ISO that I had to use for 1000FPS recordings

and the resolution is also very low.

That's why a high contrast map was so important, making it very easy to spot any change on

screen.

I also taped the LED right in front of the camera lens.

When it was further away, it was sometimes impossible to tell whether it was already

lit or the camera was just showing random noise.

If the entire side lights up it can't be random noise...

As with almost all consumer grade cameras, the one I bought has a rolling shutter.

There are some excellent videos on what that means on youtube but the short version is

that the camera doesn't take an entire picture at once.

It starts the exposure with the pixels at the top and the last pixel row might get exposed

almost a millisecond later.

With VSync Off, the monitor could show the first reaction anywhere and because of the

rolling shutter the position of the first reaction could make 2 measurements differ

by a millisecond even if they happen exactly at the same time.

But all measurements are affected in the same way as long as the screen stays centered vertically

in the frame so on average it will work out fine for comparisons.

Since the LED is covering the entire height of the image, it will show as lit up even

if it happens in the very last moment possible.

So all my measurements are higher than they should be but once again that doesn't matter

for comparisons.

And since we're just looking to compare different situations it all evens out given enough samples.

This was assuming that the first reaction or in other words, the tearline is in a random

spot on screen.

If the framerate is equal to the refreshrate of the screen and perfectly stable then the

tearline will be in the same spot every time.

To prevent issues like this, I always uncapped and recapped the framerate after every single

sample to assure a random position by the time the framerate stabilized.

The same is true with car reaction tests as the physics framerate is constant but since

I'm already randomizing anyway I got this taken care off.

With VSync On, the first reaction will always be at the top of the screen.

To make sure this doesn't affect the result even with the rolling shutter, I centered

the very top of the monitor in the camera view which should make it equal to a random

spot.

However, there is little contrast at the very top of the screen, making it possible that

sometimes I might count a millisecond more than I should've.

In the worst case scenario all my VSync results are a millisecond worse than they should be

but based on the FastSync results it seems like it's less.

What I haven't talked about yet is randomness.

As I said before, there is lag variance and as long as I'm taking a limited amount of

samples the average could be wrong even with perfect accuracy testing.

That's what the sampling error bars are for.

Based on the sample, it is estimated that 95% of samples of size 50 taken with the same

experiment will have the mean input lag within the error bars.

Due to my sample size, all measurements at 60FPS can easily have their mean wrong by

1ms just due to random chance.

The 1000FPS samples are much less prone to that.

There are a million more things to be said and tested but I'm gonna end it here for now.

Huge shoutout to all my patrons for supporting me financially, so I don't have to pay for

the equipment by myself and enabling me to spend this much time on a video like this.

If you want to support these endeavours and vote on which topics I should prioritize you

can do so, with a pledge of as little as $1.

A small note, I will be on vacation for a week so the next video will likely come out

in 3 weeks.

To stay up to date, follow my twitter or join my discord and I'll see you soon.

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Necromunda: Underhive Wars - Teaser Trailer - Duration: 1:01.

I walk through rusted corridors

breathing air recycled a million times over.

I see a humanity too weak

to turn back the madness.

This is where I belong.

This is my home.

My territory.

Where the bullet and the knife are kings

life is cheap

especially yours.

Welcome to the Underhive.

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Five Little Mickey Jumping On the Bed - Episode 208 - Duration: 1:57.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

Mama called the doctor, and the doctor said,

"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Four little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped her head.

Mama called the doctor, and the doctor said,

"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Three little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

Mama called the doctor, and the doctor said,

"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Two little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped her head.

Mama called the doctor, and the doctor said,

"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

One little monkey jumping on the bed,

He fell off and bumped his head.

Mama called the doctor, and the doctor said,

"Put those monkeys back to the bed!"

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Chiara Cainero: "I chose Beretta because we share the same values" - Duration: 1:56.

My dad handed me the passion the for clay shooting

when I was just a kid.

I train every day, knowing that self confidence and determination

can help me improve my performance.

Athens 2004 Olympics was just the beginning of a dream: it eventually led me to take part

in 4 Olympic Games editions, to won an Olympic gold in Beijing 2008 and a silver medal in Rio 2016.

I'm very proud to be the 1st Italian woman

who won an Olympic gold.

I'm an athlete, but I'm also a mother.

Maternity gave me strength to overcome many fears.

I would never have gotten so far without

my husband's and my family's support.

Beretta is part of this family.

Passion, quality, constant pursuit of perfection in every single detail.

I chose Beretta because we share the same values:

the courage, the love for our sport and the willpower to keep on improving ourselves

even when you're on top of the world.

And I want to carry on with them through this journey

by looking at new goals - hopefully marked by a new Olympic gold.

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Nancy Drew... Reporter (1939) - Duration: 1:07:44.

[♪]

MAN: Listen, let me be wrong for once.

Write a new head.

Hey, boy.

Yes, sir?

Did you find Tracy yet?

No, sir. He's still out.

When you find Mr. Tracy, would you ask him if he'd condescend

to undertake a reportorial chore for me this afternoon?

If you don't mind.

Oh, no, sir. I don't mind.

Don't stand there like an imbecile. Round him up.

Yes, sir.

They're here, Mr. Bostwick.

Who's here? The students.

What are they doing here?

Mr. Bostwick, don't you remember?

It was a promotion tie-up to increase circulation.

And what did I promise them?

Well, they were to work for you, three days as real reporters.

And the one who submits the best story

during that time was to receive $50.

A-a-and the gold medal.

Oh, I'm might have guessed it.

I don't know why I let you talk me into these things.

Last week you had the place filled

with a lot of champion potato pickers.

And now the place is gonna be overcrowded

with a lot of crazy cubs. I won't see 'em.

Mr. Bostwick, they're right beside you.

Oh, Mr. Bostwick, these are the young people

you've been so anxious to meet.

Miss Nancy Drew,

from the Brinwood School for Young Ladies.

I'm very pleased-- How are you?

--to meet you.

Miss Phyllis Kimble of-- How do you do?

Hi, hi, hi.

Oh, Mr. Bostwick,

are we really going to have real assignments

just like real reporters?

I know all about fashions. I'm dying to find out.

Can I cover a scandal?

Girls, boys.

Mr. Bostwick, won't you say a few words to the contestants?

Yeah. Very few.

Why anyone is simple-minded not to wanna work on a newspaper,

I've never been able to find out.

Why, Mr. Bostwick, journalism is

a very noble and glorious career.

With all the adventure and romance and everything,

I should think you'd just love it.

I do love it. I love every minute of it.

I love my employees too. Here, take one.

All right. I won't look.

MAN: Hello?

[PHONE RINGS]

What'd you get?

I've gotta write a story about a squirrel on the park.

Where does the mayor live? Why?

I gotta find out how many babies he kissed last week.

A human-interest story about a goldfish?

"Ladies' Amateur Poetry Club, Cozy Nook Tea Room, 1 p.m."

All right, now, come on. Get going.

All right, children. Come on, come on.

And if it isn't news, you needn't bother coming back.

Clever idea, isn't it?

We'll go into that later.

Mr. Bostwick, I don't believe you'd take us seriously.

My dear Miss Whoosis, in regard to your supposition,

I see you're not without perspicacity.

I still haven't been able to find Mr. Tracy.

Every time I depend upon a reporter, I'm double-crossed.

Oh, all right, leave the memo on his desk.

Tell him to hurry over to the courthouse, right away.

They're holding an inquest on that Lambert woman.

BOY: Yes, sir. BOSTWICK: Yes, sir?

Imbecile school children.

Are you satisfied with your assignment, Miss Drew?

Oh, I think it'll do, for a start.

Uh-huh.

MAN: Dr. Carey, please.

MAN 2: Raise your right hand. Do you swear...

Excuse me.

...the testimony you are about to give

will be nothing but the truth? CAREY: I do.

Dr. Carey, as autopsy surgeon,

you examined the body of Kate Lambert?

I did.

And what did you find?

That Miss Lambert's death was not caused by heart failure,

as Dr. Hibbard certified.

Her death was caused by a poison, sodium ferranide.

What is sodium ferranide?

It's a chemical used in photography.

Is such a chemical easily obtained?

Oh, no. Only on special order from the manufacturer.

It's a new agent not yet on the open market.

In fact, only those who are well advanced

in photography know anything about it.

MAN: Miles Lambert.

Mr. Lambert, you were the first to suspect

your aunt had not met a natural death?

I was.

What aroused your suspicions?

Well, for years, Dr. Hibbard had assured me

that my aunt's heart condition was nothing to worry about.

And when she died so suddenly,

I was, naturally, very shocked and surprised.

But even so, I didn't suspect anything

until I happened to run across a scientific magazine

in my aunt's library.

There was an article in that magazine,

which had a great deal of significance to me

in view of the circumstances.

The article was about sodium ferranide,

and the portions of it dealing

with the chemical's poisonous properties

had been carefully marked in pencil.

To whom does this magazine belong?

It's addressed to Eula Denning.

Did you mark this article, Miss Denning?

Well, I--

I must have. Why?

I keep a file of all chemicals I work with.

Especially poisonous ones and their antidotes.

Then you are interested in photography?

Yes.

How familiar are you with sodium ferranide?

Well, I-- I know something about it.

Miss Denning, what was your relationship to Kate Lambert?

My mother was her companion for many years.

After Mother died, Miss Lambert took care of me.

Isn't it true that under the terms of Miss Lambert's will,

you were the sole beneficiary?

Yes, but-- Oh.

But I didn't kill her.

Why, Kate Lambert was the best friend I ever had.

She put me through school, treated me as her own child.

And yet you coerced her into making a will

leaving all her property to you.

No. A will that was made

less than a week before her death.

No. I didn't do it.

Someone must have taken the poison from the darkroom.

Mr. Garrett, if you had the chemical tin,

that would prove I was innocent. How?

Well, the murderer's fingerprints would be on it.

GARRETT: Not if they'd been removed.

EULA: But they couldn't be removed.

If anyone touched that chemical,

the ferranide would etch the prints into the metal.

A search has been made for the poison container, Miss Denning.

It's missing.

But it must be in the house somewhere.

You were the only person connected

with the Lambert household

with a knowledge of sodium ferranide.

You were the only one who had access to Miss Lambert's room

the night she died.

And you were the only one who had motive to commit murder.

I didn't kill her, I tell you.

I didn't. I didn't kill her, I tell you!

That's all.

What's the verdict?

The Denning girl's being held for trial. Murder.

What's up, baby?

Something we didn't figure on.

I gotta get out to the Lambert joint and find a tin can.

Hey! Look out.

WOMAN: Oh, my heavens.

Come back here!

Oh!

MAN: He's gone away. He drove away.

Knocked the bumper off.

[CROWD CHATTERING]

What's all this about a tin can?

There's fingerprints on it.

If the cops find it first, we're gonna be in a jam.

A jam? How?

Never mind how.

If Eula Denning isn't set up,

she'll get all that old lady's dough.

Oh, I see.

And if she is sent up,

the money goes to Miles Lambert.

Not bad.

How much do you get?

Oh, Lambert'll take care of me.

Looks like I'll have to start being nice to Mr. Lambert.

Don't you be nice to nobody but me, lamby pie.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[♪]

Be careful, baby.

Officer, did a man come in here?

The DA's closed up this joint, miss.

No one can get in here without a court order.

I'm here to see to that.

Oh, well, the man bumped into my fender and ran away and--

Oh, a hit-and-runner, eh?

Yes, and he must be around here some place.

It's the only place he could've gone.

Well, in that case, miss,

you and I'll just take a look around.

Oh, maybe you'd better go on that side of the house,

and I'll go on this one, so he can't escape.

Good idea. And if you spot him, yell.

I'll come a-runnin'.

[♪]

Hey, what are you doing there?

Why...I'm here to read the gas meter.

That's the man, officer.

He's the one that smashed my fender.

Oh, a run-and-hitter, eh? Yes.

I won't prefer charges if you pay to have it fixed.

Well?

Will this square it?

It'll only cost me three and a half

to have my fender fixed and about 50 cents

for the gasoline I wasted coming out here,

so here's a dollar back.

All right, get along, will you?

Thanks a lot, officer.

He had an awful lot of money for a gas-meter reader.

Maybe I'm in the wrong branch of the service.

Did he say he was from the gas company?

Yeah.

Gee, that's kind of funny.

I got it, Mr. Bostwick. All about the Lambert inquest.

I was a little delayed on account

of a man ran into my fender,

and I ha-- So it was you, huh?

You switched those assignment slips, didn't you?

Well, I thought reporters always did things like that.

At least, they do in the movies.

And besides, it says right in my textbook on journalism that

a newspaperman or woman must stop at nothing to get news.

And if she intends to impress the editor, she must be willing

to do much more than what the assignment calls for.

So there.

A thing like this would happen to me.

I have it. Every word. Oh, it's sensational.

I'll bet you 23.80 you never thought I could do it.

Miss Drew, the story of the Lambert inquest

was on the street a half hour ago.

But-- But that's impossible. I had it right here in--

We were lucky enough to get it from the DA's office.

Oh, dear.

And I was so sure I had a scoop,

and you'd have to stop the presses.

Stop the presses? Or something.

My dear little girly,

will you please take pity on a poor tired old man?

If another thing like this happens to me today,

I'll lose my mind.

Good morning, Dad. Good morning, pet.

Well, how's the star reporter this morning?

Don't mention it.

You watch.

I'll show that Mr. Bostitch or whatever his name is.

I'll get a story yet.

That's the spirit.

Good morning, Miss Nancy.

Good morning, Effie.

Oh, doesn't that look good? Effie, you're an artist.

Boy, oh, boy. What cuisine?

Oh, shucks, Miss Nancy. That is just plain old cereal.

[CHUCKLES]

Dad, I have a favor I wanna ask of you.

Go right ahead, darling.

I'm in a very receptive mood this morning. Go right ahead.

Well, Eula Denning needs a good lawyer,

and I want you to defend her.

No, I wouldn't want that case, Nancy.

I've been reading about it, I'm afraid the girl is guilty.

There's not one bit of extenuating evidence.

Just the same, I bet she didn't do it.

What makes you think that?

I don't know. I guess maybe

it's just my woman's intuition.

But she doesn't look like the type who'd poison anybody.

Can't go by type, Nancy. One of the most charming woman

in history was a murderess.

She committed her crimes for far less than the Lambert estate.

That's where the man with the funny ear came in.

Funny ear?

What are you talking about?

This man sat next to me during the inquest.

And afterwards, got in a car with a woman

and ran into my fender.

Nancy, I'm gonna take that car away from you

if you start having accidents.

But it wasn't my fault. I wasn't even in the car.

That's why I followed him.

I made him pay for that fender too.

Guess what, Dad. He went right out

to that Lambert estate and tried to get in.

Probably another reporter. Oh, I don't think so.

He didn't look smart enough, and he acted awfully suspicious.

Well, I wouldn't concern myself about it too much.

Oh, no. You want it?

Certainly. I'm saving it for last.

Oh.

Goodbye, darling. Bye-bye, Dad.

[♪]

Ted.

Oh, Ted.

Where are you, Ted?

In the garage.

What do you want?

Come here, will you? It's something very important.

Oh, I'm busy.

[WHISTLING EXPLOSIONS]

[SCREAMS]

[LAUGHS]

Well, where are you?

Ha, ha, ha.

Here.

What's matter? What are you hiding for?

Somebody tried to blow up my car.

Aw, stop it, will you?

It's nothing to get excited over.

"Nothing to get excited over."

How can you say a thing like that?

Why, I-- I might have been blown to bits

right before my very eyes.

It's just a gag. Ooh.

A whistle bomb.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

You mean, it's just a practical joke?

Sure.

It blows off when you press the starter.

And boy did you go into a tailspin.

Ted Nickerson I'll bet you put that thing there.

Oh, don't be an infant.

I got better things to do.

Well, fine thing.

It's practically a menace to civilization.

Anyone who'd do a trick like that ought--

Pipe down. Pipe down.

[GASPS]

We didn't do anything! Really, we didn't.

[KIDS SHOUTING]

Let me go.

I'm gonna tell Ma on you!

Look, they got a load of 'em.

They're not mine, they're Killer's.

Killer Parkins, you'll grow up to be a fiend.

But it was Mary's idea. It certainly was.

Mary Nickerson, you ought to be ashamed of--

Ted, aren't you going to speak to your sister?

That gangster? She's out of my control.

Aw, you're just jealous

'cause you didn't think of it first.

Give me those.

Hey, those belong to my big brother!

They don't now.

Now, go on. Get out of here.

Before I lose control of myself. Go on. Get out of here!

You-- You thugs.

I'm in my own backyard and don't you dare come in!

Eeh!

[IMITATING DONALD DUCK]

Nice going, Nancy.

The very idea.

Just a nice quiet morning at the Drews.

Well, so long, I'll be seeing you.

Where you going?

Now, where do you think I'd be going

with this tennis racket, to shovel coal?

I'll tell you where he's going...

for 10 cents.

I wouldn't pay you a penny, I'm not that interested.

Then what are you asking for?

You get in the house.

I'll tell you anyway.

He's got a date with a beautiful girl.

Oh, are you going to play tennis again

with that--? That woman?

What do you mean, "woman"?

She's only two years older than you are.

Well, if you'd rather play tennis, why, all right.

But I was sort of depending on you to help me.

Oh, of course, my getting the best story

for the paper isn't really so important.

But you know how it is.

The honor and everything would be nice.

Oh, gosh, Nancy. Oh, it's all right.

Go right ahead. Don't mind me. I just--

Oh, by the way, I have something for you.

Oh, you have? Well, what is it?

Oh, it's nothing really.

Just a little birthday present.

I spent the 4 bucks I had to fix the fender.

Well, uh, gee, Nancy, thanks.

But my birthday isn't for two months yet.

Is that so? Uh-huh.

Oh, well, now that you've seen it,

you might as well keep it.

Well, gee, thanks. I-- I don't--

Oh, gosh.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

Wait a minute, Nancy.

Look, I-I might postpone my tennis date,

if you really need me.

Oh, don't bother. Don't bother.

I was just going down to the jail

to interview Eula Denning, and, uh,

I wanted you to take your camera along.

So far she hasn't allowed anyone to take her picture.

Then how do you expect me to get one?

Oh, oh, I'd think of a way.

Then you don't really need me?

Well, reporters always take staff photographers

when they're-- When they're on important assignments,

and besides, Dad doesn't like the idea

of my going into the jail alone.

I'll go with ya!

A jail is no place for children, Mary Nickerson.

Oh, let her go. Maybe they'll lock her up.

I should say not. Now, go on, change your clothes

and wear your new hat.

All right.

I'll get your camera for you, Ted.

Hurry now. I want to make the noon edition.

And besides, maybe you'll have time to fix my fender.

[SIGHS]

Duped again.

No cameras.

Well, you see, I--

Give the lady your camera, Ted.

Huh?

Oh, okay.

All right. Over there.

Well, that's that.

Shoulda known you couldn't get a camera in this place.

I did.

What was in the case?

I took out the camera and put in a block of wood.

I figured on something like this.

Now, look, you don't expect me to take a picture

in here after what she said?

Of course, silly.

And if they catch us, we'll stay here.

Oh, stop your worrying.

Put your hat on.

Inside? Of course.

You never saw a real newspaperman

without his hat on, did you?

Ah, they even eat in them.

Aw, no, no.

Not like that. It looks awful.

For gosh sakes, what are you doing?

You just gave it to me.

I know. No, no, now let me fix it.

Ugh.

Fix it is right.

Oh, you ruined it.

There. Now you look like a real reporter

and not a store window dummy.

Yes?

Miss Denning, I'm Nancy Drew of the Tribune,

and this is Mr. Nickerson, my photographer.

Oh, a reporter. Ma'am.

You seem so young.

Uh, I guess I better explain.

We're not real reporters.

I just wanna win a prize in journalism,

and that's why I wanted an interview.

What did you say your name was?

Nancy Drew.

Are you related to Carson Drew, the attorney?

He's her father.

Oh, I... I see.

Miss Denning, do you know a man with a funny ear?

It's all sorta folded up like.

No, I don't.

Why do you ask?

Well, there was one at the inquest,

and I was wondering if he was a friend of yours.

I don't know who it could be.

Miss Denning, I don't think you did anything.

Uh, that is, I mean,

I think you're innocent.

If it's all right with you,

I'm gonna ask my father to come and see you.

Oh, if he only would.

You see, there's...

Well, there's so much evidence against me.

Why, it-- It's even worse now than it was yesterday.

Did they find something else?

Police checked with the manufacturers and learned

the only sale of sodium ferranide

made in this part of the country was to me.

Uh-oh. Gee.

Well, if you only had that tin can,

the one the poison came in--

You know, you told about at the inquest yesterday.

It's disappeared.

Someone probably stole it.

I saw it just the other day

when I was cleaning out the darkroom.

I can't understand why they didn't find it.

It wa--

What's the matter?

The tin was empty,

but I didn't throw it away.

I wanted to save it

because the manufacturer's address was on it.

Gee. Think hard.

Maybe you can remember what you did with it.

I put some empty bottles and things

in the basement in an old cupboard.

That container must've been with them.

Maybe it's still there. Yeah.

You just leave it to me, and please don't tell anyone.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Miss Denning, may we take a picture of you?

I don't mind.

Hurry up, Ted.

[SIGHS]

Thanks a lot, Miss Denning,

and-- And we'll let you know what happens.

A little bit to your right.

Look sad, now. Hold it.

[FLASH BANGS]

Here, what's the big idea? What's going on out here?

We're taking the quaddle form to porknip with the pornflarble.

Am-skray. Is the gentleman with the prisoner?

Ted, I think we better be leaving.

Well, what if you can get in? It's still illegal.

Not for a reporter. Reporters have the right to do things

ordinary people shouldn't.

Ah, phooey.

Now, go ahead, and do just exactly as I told you.

TED: Okay.

But if anything happens, don't blame me.

[SIGHS]

Hello.

Well?

Y-you don't wanna subscribe to any magazines, do you?

No.

I didn't think you did.

Are you watching this place?

Yep.

Well, I-I guess you get kinda lonesome around here

all by yourself, huh?

Sometimes.

I-I'm not very busy right now.

If you like, I could play

a little game of rummy or something.

Say, that's an idea, son. Draw up a chair.

Swell.

Um, look, do you mind if I sit over there?

[CHUCKLING] I'm kinda superstitious.

Oh, sure, sure.

We oughta have something to shoot at, son.

Say, a penny a point?

A penny a--?

Yeah, that'll be fine.

I'll keep score. For you.

♪ Dah, dah

♪ Hurry, Nancy

♪ Hurry, opcay's getting My oughday, ha! ♪

Don't do that.

It puts me off of my game.

Oh, I-I-I'm s-sorry.

[♪]

[JAR CLATTERS]

What was that noise?

Uh, w-what noise?

I'd better investigate.

Well, y-you were just hearing things.

Maybe so.

Oh!

Ted! Uh...

Your mother wants you to come home right away.

Oh, hello. Glad to see you again.

Well, I guess I'll have to be going.

How do we stand?

I'll figure it up.

[ENGINE REVVING]

You got me in a fine mess.

I lost my whole week's allowance to that rummy shark.

Well, it was worth it. I found the tin can.

Yeah? Uh-huh.

And-- And, Ted, that man with the funny ear was there.

He chased me out of the basement.

Gosh, Nancy,

we took an awful chance.

M-maybe we shouldn't have done it.

We better get this tin down to the police station

and see if Captain Tweedy can find any fingerprints on it.

Suffering cats. Look at the time.

My tennis date was at 3.

But this is much more important than tennis.

If I pass her up this time, she'll never play with me.

Don't you wanna go to the station?

You don't need me. You can tell me about it later. Goodbye!

Well!

[♪] Help! Help!

Stop that woman! She's a thief!

Look out!

She's a thief! Stop her!

Thief! Stop her!

Stop her! She's a thief!

Oh!

Captain Tweedy, of all people,

it would have to be you.

[GROANS]

Well, what are you staring at? Come on, get away. Break it up.

Hi, Dad.

Hello, pet.

Gee, I'm glad you're home.

You are? Uh-huh.

What are you doing up so late?

You get back to sleep.

Good night.

Oh, but, Dad. I can't go to sleep.

What's the matter?

Nothing.

No?

Come on in, tell me all about it.

Now...

Dad, you've always taught me

to do right, haven't you?

I've tried to, Nancy.

Hm. Dad,

if I believed in something I knew was right,

I should always live up to it.

More than that. Don't back down an inch.

Supposing you made a promise that you knew was right,

I'll bet you you'd keep it. Certainly.

A person who fails to live up to his promise is a weakling.

And you'd never want me to break a promise, would you?

Of course not, Nancy.

If you make a promise in good faith,

I'd expect you to live up to it,

no matter what it cost you.

And-- And you'd help me live up to it?

Certainly. What kind of a father do you think I am?

Well, then, you're going to defend Eula Denning

because I promised her you would.

What?!

You just said you'd help me keep a promise.

Nancy, you tricked me into this.

You're always doing that to me.

Now, I won't have--

Well, all right.

If you can give me any reason to believe

that Eula Denning is innocent,

I'll take her case.

Oh, Dad.

I knew you would.

Ted and I went out to that Lambert house this afternoon.

I sneaked in and found that tin of sodium ferranide,

the one Miss Denning claims could've had fingerprints on it.

You two went out there alone? Uh-huh.

And I know it was important evidence

because that man with the funny ear

chased me out of the basement.

And, Dad, that's not the worst of it.

When I was taking that tin down to the police,

a woman stole it from me.

So that proves other people are mixed up in it.

You should've gone to the police in the first place.

Oh, I know it. Everything's gone wrong.

I've failed all around.

Maybe I'm just not intelligent.

That's right.

Dad!

Oh, I mean, darling, everybody makes mistakes.

Don't you see, Dad?

If Miss Denning's convicted, it'll be my fault

because I was foolish and lost the only evidence

that could maybe save her.

I'm responsible.

Well, don't worry, Nancy.

I'll see Eula Denning first thing in the morning.

Oh, Dad.

Honestly, I feel 10 years younger.

Don't be too enthusiastic.

So far, there isn't a stick of evidence

we could take into court.

There will be if you can get hold

of that man with the funny ear.

Think you'd know him again if you saw him?

With that ear? I'll say.

It looked like one of Effie's popovers.

A cauliflower ear, huh? What?

[MUMBLING] A cauliflower ear.

What did you say?

I can't understand you, Nancy.

Well, how can you expect to?

Splashing around like a-- A seal after a fish.

That's no way to talk to your father.

Oh, Dad, they're stockings.

Oh, why don't you take them out of here?

Here. Here's a towel.

Oh, dear. Now I'll have to start all over again.

I said that that man's ear

looked like one of Effie's popovers.

And I said it was probably a cauliflower ear. Oh.

That might indicate that he was a boxer or a wrestler.

Really?

But what connection such a man could have with this case

is more than I can see.

Dad, I felt all along that that man with a funny ear was a clue.

I think you oughta do something about him.

I'm gonna do something about a girl with a funny face.

Come, baby, you're going to bed. Oh, Dad, put me down.

I'm no baby.

You'll always be your daddy's baby.

I won't be anybody's baby.

♪ Everybody loves a baby

♪ That's why I'm In love with you ♪

♪ Pretty baby Oh, Dad.

♪ Pretty baby

Dad, don't be so silly.

Oh! Ooh! Oh, ho, ho, ho!

♪ Good night, baby

♪ I'm going to leave you now ♪

Oh, Dad, we've gotta talk this thing over.

♪ In the morning, the morning

♪ The bright and early morning

♪ The morning

♪ Ha, cha, cha, cha Ha, cha, cha ♪

[DOOR CLOSES]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

Hello.

I'm Nancy Drew.

Charmed, I'm sure.

Draw up a chair.

No, thank you. I've been standing all day.

Do you keep pictures of prize fighters

and people like that?

You should meet some of my wife's folks.

But you came to the right place, sister.

I know 'em all personally.

What's your guy look like?

Oh, oh, you'll know him in a minute.

He has a cauliflower ear.

[SIGHS]

Here.

If you recognize him, let me know.

[HORN HONKING]

[HORN HONKS]

NANCY: Ted! Oh, Ted.

What do you want?

Well, don't make me yell.

Come here!

Excuse me a second, Helen.

Okay.

How did you find me here?

MARY: Hello, Ted. [IMITATING DONALD DUCK]

Oh, I get it.

Where would one expect to find you these days?

BOTH: ♪ Ted's got a girlfriend Ted's got a girlfriend ♪

Quiet, small fry. She's not so pretty.

I'll bet Ted thinks so.

Look, what's on your mind?

Look at this clipping I found.

Hey, let me see.

TED: Soxie Anthens. Who's that?

NANCY: The man I saw at the Lambert place.

He used to be a boxer, and right now

he's at Maxie's gymnasium on 1st Street.

How do you know? BOTH: Yeah, how do you know?

Well, I just asked myself where I'd go

if I were a prize fighter

and decided it would be to a gymnasium.

So I called up all the places in town

and pretended I was Mr. Anthens' girlfriend.

And pretty soon I found out he was at Maxie's.

Then I hung up.

Yeah.

Well, it was nice of you to tell me about it.

I-- I gotta get back.

Bye, big shot. Goodbye, Ted.

Certainly, I don't wanna keep you.

I just thought I'd let you know where I'll be in case Dad asks.

You're not going down to that gym alone?

Of course I am.

Something has to be done about Soxie right away.

He's important evidence.

So you came over here to tell me about it,

so I'll get in a jam with your father for letting you go there.

I did no such thing. You're not responsible for me.

We'll go with you, Nancy.

We love fights, don't we, Killer?

I hope to kiss a polecat.

You two will not go.

Why not? Why?

Never mind.

Darn it. Now you got me worried. Maybe I better go along.

Oh, I don't think you oughta. It's a pretty tough place.

I can take care of myself and you too.

Well, if you insist.

Here.

What's this? Your costume.

You'll pose as another boxer by the name of One-Round Loogan,

gain Soxie's confidence, and who knows?

Maybe he'll incriminate himself.

Say, you had this all figured out, didn't you?

Why, Ted Nickerson, I did not.

[JAZZ PLAYING OVER RADIO]

Ten cents.

[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

MAN 2: And then the old lady walked in, see?

[BOTH LAUGHING]

This is an awful joint.

Ted, there he is.

Ted, I'm positive that woman that stole

the tin can from me yesterday is Soxie's girlfriend.

Now, all you have to do is get him to tell you her name

and where she lives.

Maybe you'd like to know if she's got any bridgework.

How will that help?

Don't you remember Captain Tweedy always said,

"Cherchez la femme." Find the woman.

The only smart thing he ever did say.

Yeah, and he stole that.

But it's true. You can always get information from women.

They just love to talk.

Yeah, I've noticed that.

Go ahead, now. I'll wait out here for you.

Gosh, he...

He doesn't look very friendly, does he?

Remember, you're One-Round Loogan.

Wait a minute. What's the name?

One-Round Loogan.

All right, champ, but don't get sore.

Everything's all right.

Hiya, champ.

I ain't no champ.

Well, you sure train like one.

I'm kinda new around this burg,

but I've been puttin' the boys on the canvas up in Frisco.

Yeah?

That'll be enough of that.

Say, didn't I see you

with a nice-lookin' dame the other night?

What's your name?

Uh, One-Round Loogan. I'll bet that babe--

One-Round Loogan. Never heard of you.

Well, uh, I ain't very well-known around here yet.

How 'bout sparrin' a few rounds? That'll get you some attention.

Oh,

I-I ain't gonna do any training today.

If you're a fighter, you're in training all the time.

Wuh-- Well, I-I didn't bring my clothes.

That's all right. I'll get you some.

Hey, Jake.

Yeah.

Dig the kid up a pair of trunks.

He's gonna show me how they do things out in Frisco.

Oh, sure. Well, come on.

But I'd r-really rather not.

[PULSE DIALING OVER SPEAKER]

I want some gum, please.

[PHONE RINGING]

Maxie's Gym.

Uh, this is Soxie Anthens' girlfriend speaking.

Will you have him call me back as soon as he can?

Wait a minute. He's right here.

Hello?

Hey, Soxie.

Your gal friend wants you to call her right away.

Okay.

[PULSE DIALING OVER SPEAKER]

Come on, in here.

No, no, not there.

Come on, through here.

Hey.

Get in there, will ya?

In ya go.

All right, Soxie.

Warm up a little bit.

A little.

That's it.

Ah, ah.

No dames.

Oh, b-but I've gotta go in there.

I'm-- I'm his manager.

His manager?

What--?

Ted, what are you doing?

Aw, gee, Nancy, I-I'm in an awful mess.

I learned something that might be an important clue.

Come on. I wanna go.

So do I, but I can't.

I gotta fight him.

Fight him?

Oh, Ted, you mustn't.

Bu-- I'll get mobbed or somethin' if I don't.

Oh, dear.

Oh, look. Maybe he's out of condition.

Yeah, like an ox.

Okay, One-Round, let's go. Ready, Jake?

All set.

Well, goodbye, Nancy.

Now, folks, we're gonna have a little excitement.

Three-round boxing exhibition

between Soxie Anthens of Chicago, who we all know...

and One-Round Loogan, the Frisco Flash.

[APPLAUSE]

All right, boys, go to your corners and come out fighting.

Why, One-Round, your glove is untied.

Here, let me fix it for you.

Huh?

Nancy, you're a genius.

Now if I can only tag him.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

MAN: Come on, Soxie. Come on!

[NANCY YELPS]

Come again, Ted. I mean, Loogan.

[CROWD SHOUTING, CHEERING]

MAN: Come on, Soxie!

[CROWD CLAMORING]

Tag him on the whiskers, Soxie.

Ah, the kid ain't got no whiskers yet.

He has too.

[LAUGHS]

Whoa! Oh!

Wow! Chalk one up.

[CROWD CHATTERING, LAUGHING]

Well, chase him for a change.

How much time left?

Come on, Ted. Don't be so nice to him!

Attaboy, Ted. Come on, hit him again.

Hit him again. Come on.

Come on, Loogan! Come on, hit him.

Do something, hit him, hit him!

Attaboy, Ted. Now you got him!

Ted!

[CROWD LAUGHING]

Ted?

Ted.

Oh, Ted, speak to me. [MOANS]

Speak to me.

Ted, what happened?

That's what I was just about to ask you.

Try 3-5-2-4-4-9.

[SIGHS]

Gee, I wonder what they're doin'.

I don't know, Killer.

Maybe they're both insane.

[GRUFF VOICE] Hello.

This is Soxie Anthens.

Is me girlfriend there?

[NORMAL VOICE] No soap.

Dear. There's only one more we can call,

and that just has do be it.

If ya got the rest of 'em right.

Oh, I'm sure I have.

Yeah. Oh-oh-oh! Ooh.

Oh, look at me. I'm ruined.

I won't even dare show up for my tennis lessons now.

Tennis lessons?

Ted, is that girl you've been playing with

a tennis teacher?

Sure. It's Helen Winfield, the champ.

Those lessons cost me one-fifty a copy.

Tennis teacher. Oh, that's wonderful.

I-I mean, I'm sorry about your lessons, but--

Hey, what's the matter with you?

N-Nothing. Nothing.

Now try that other number: 3-5-2-4-4-0.

Maybe you ought to be psychoanalyzed.

Oh, I'm going home and gettin' me a cookie.

Get me one too.

I'm gonna stay here

and find out what it's all about.

Okay, pal.

[PHONE RINGS]

Room clerk, Beldenburg Hotel.

[GRUFF VOICE] This is Mr. Soxie Anthens.

I-- I'm calling my girlfriend.

Well, she isn't here just now, Mr. Anthens.

[NORMAL VOICE] It's the place. How will I get her name?

Be strategic. Yeah, yeah--

[GRUFF VOICE] Uh, do you know where Miss...

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] ...went?

No, I don't, but...

I'll see if she left a message in your box.

[NORMAL VOICE] Soxie lives there too.

Really?

No, there's no message, Mr. Anthens.

Shall I tell her you called?

Just a moment.

Oh, Joe,

did Miss Lucas take your cab?

Yeah. Why?

Her name's Lucas. Yeah.

She went to the Mandarin Cafe, Mr. Anthens.

[NORMAL VOICE] Well, thank you ver--

[GRUFF VOICE] Uh, thank you very much.

[EXHALES] Mandarin Cafe.

Have you any money?

Well, not to brag about.

Neither have I. Don't eat too much.

Oh, boy!

A Chinese place!

Mary Nickerson.

We just love Chinese places, don't we, Killer?

For gosh sakes,

where did you hoodlums come from?

Thought you'd get away from us, didn't ya?

Nyah.

You're goin' home.

We are not.

We might get lost. We're going with you.

Over my dead body. Mine too.

Well,

I guess I'll just have to call up

Nancy's father then.

Oh, all right, all right.

I suppose we'll have to do it.

But on one condition,

when the waiter takes your order,

you say, "I'm not hungry."

But I am!

How about you, Killer?

I'm starved.

We haven't enough money.

Are you going to cooperate with us or not?

How about it, Killer?

Sure, we'll play ball.

Okay, let's go.

Wait a minute.

Let's just try this once.

Now, I'm the waiter.

What'll you have, pests?

BOTH: Chop suey.

No, no. No, no.

Look, we're broke. We can't buy you any food.

Would you settle for a glass of milk?

Well, we might go that far.

Okay, it's a deal.

Ted, why do you have to have a sister?

Ask Ma.

[PLAYING SERENE MUSIC]

[CROWD CHATTERING]

Oh, I-- I'm afraid this is a little too close

to the orchestra.

This will be fine! Thank you very much.

Ted, did you see?

She's right in the next booth

with Miles Lambert.

She is?

Un-huh,

and something's funny.

I'm positive that's Soxie's girl,

and yet she's stepping out with Mr. Lambert.

Do you suppose Soxie knows Lambert?

He might.

Let me out.

What for? Never mind.

Never mind that.

Come on.

[PHONE RINGS]

Maxie's Gym.

Soxie!

Hello.

Mr. Anthens? This is a friend.

Would you be interested in knowing

that Miss Lucas is dining with Miles Lambert

at the Mandarin Cafe?

Who's talking?!

[LAUGHING] Oh!

[BLOWING]

Who'd you call?

I phoned Soxie about Lambert and Miss Lucas.

And was he mad!

Sufferin' cats.

We may learn something important.

'Cause when he gets here, something's sure to happen.

Yeah.

Probably a tong war.

What you order, please?

Oh, uh--

I'll have some egg foo yung.

And you? Uh--

Just tea.

And you too, please?

Glass of milk.

And chop suey.

WAITER: Yes, yes.

Ted, look.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Soxie! You cheap little--

Take it easy, Soxie. Sit down.

You been planning to run out on me ever since you found out

Lambert was movin' in on that old lady's dough.

Shut up, Soxie.

As for you, wise guy,

if you want this dame, she's yours.

But the minute you and her try a break,

you're gonna get a surprise.

I still got the tin can, with fingerprints on it.

I know what to do with it.

Why, you--

Soxie, Soxie, don't!

WAITER: Hey, what's the matter?

Hey, what you do?

What you do, what's the matter?

I go call the police!

No, no. Don't do that.

[WAITER SPEAKING IN CHINESE]

We don't want any publicity.

Come on, dolly.

[CROWD CHATTERING]

Get the check. I gotta call Dad.

Sure.

[INTERCOM BUZZES] Yes?

WOMAN: Your daughter's on the phone, Mr. Drew.

Thank you.

Hello, Nancy.

Dad, what happens to the Lambert estate

if Eula Denning is convicted?

It goes to Miss Lambert's nearest relative,

Miles Lambert. Why do you ask?

Oh, I was just wondering.

Thanks, Dad.

[LAUGHS]

Come on, Ted, hurry up.

Give me some dough. I'm short.

It's all I have.

Sixty-five cent more, please.

Look, mister, that's all we got.

Maybe you'll trust us, huh?

Oh, sure, sure.

You nice people, I trust you.

Thank you very much! Come on, Ted, we've gotta hurry.

Sixty-five cent.

But you just said you trust us.

You see, mister, we gotta go home

and get the money from our folks.

But-- But we'll come back.

Sixty-five cent.

Now, look what you got us into.

We don't know nothing about it.

Do we, Killer?

No, they invited us.

Look, mister, we haven't got 65 cents.

Got check, no 65 cent?

Yeah, that's right. No.

[SPEAKING IN CHINESE]

[CONVERSING IN CHINESE]

You wash dish all the day! Maybe two, three day.

Oh!

Hey, hey, where you go? Kitchen that way.

Kitchen that way.

Now, look. You go into kitchen.

I don't wanna wash dishes.

I-- I'm awful tired, but I can supervise.

You're gonna wash dishes, both of you,

and it'll serve you right too.

Hey, mister. Maybe she could entertain.

Entertain?

Yeah, she's a famous singer.

I thought you was my pal.

What are you trying to do?

You must be winging.

Honest, sir,

she's sung all over the world.

All right, you sing nice American song.

No good, wash dishes.

Come on, quick.

Ooh. What'll I sing?

Anything.

"Little Bo Peep."

Oh, oh, dear.

We'll be in for life after this.

Say, mister,

can't you help her out?

[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC]

♪ Little Bo Peep

♪ Has lost her sheep

♪ But she knows just

♪ Where to find them

♪ For they all stand

♪ Around the band

♪ Waggin' their tails ♪

♪ Behind them

♪ Hi diddle diddle The cat has a fiddle ♪

♪ The cow is beginning To croon ♪

♪ Oh, little dog laughs

♪ And laughs and laughs

♪ Because they're never In tune ♪

♪ Mary had a little lamb

♪ Little lamb, little lamb

♪ Mary had a little lamb

♪ He said I'll see you later ♪

[OFF-KEY] ♪ He went off To hear them jam ♪

♪ Hear them jam Hear them-- ♪

♪ Mary had a little lamb

♪ Now he's an alligator ♪

♪ Oats, peas, beans And barley grow ♪

♪ Can you or I or anyone know

♪ How oats, peas, beans And barley grow? ♪

♪ Grab yourself A partner ♪

♪ Open the ring And choose one in ♪

♪ While we all gaily Laugh and sing ♪

♪ Twinkle, twinkle Little star ♪

♪ How I wonder What you are ♪

♪ Up above the world So high ♪

♪ Like a diamond In the sky ♪

[AS DONALD DUCK] ♪ Twinkle, twinkle Little star-- ♪

♪ Twinkle, twinkle Little star ♪

I can't do it...

[QUACKING INDISTINCTLY]

Aw, phooey!

♪ Rock-a-bye baby

♪ In the treetop

♪ When the wind blows

♪ The cradle will rock

♪ When the bow breaks

♪ The cradle will fall

♪ And down will come baby

♪ Cradle and all

♪ Rock it, my baby

[COINS CLATTERING]

♪ We all love music

♪ So go to town

♪ And rock it, my baby

♪ Rock my baby

♪ Rock it, my baby

[SCATTING]

♪ Rock it on down

[APPLAUSE]

Ah, Miss Drew.

Now we are all present.

Now, here's the $50 and the medal.

And now, if Mr. Bostwick has chosen

the best news story

submitted by our charming--

You can give the prize to this one.

About the humane worker who invented a nutcracker

for toothless squirrels.

That's me.

I won, I won!

It is with great ple--

Unless Miss Drew has a better story.

Oh, I have a story, Mr. Bostwick,

but it's very confidential.

You see, my father--

Well, what is it?

Shh.

The fact is, Mr. Bostwick,

some strange man called my father

and said he had the missing tin

of sodium ferranide with fingerprints on it

that would prove Eula Denning is innocent

and would show up the real murderer

of Kate Lambert.

Is this true?

Why, Mr. Bostwick,

you know my father's reputation, and--

I wouldn't tell a lie.

Go on. Go on.

Furthermore,

the man is bringing the tin

to my father's office this evening.

Terrific.

Hey, Charlie.

Stop the presses-- You're wonderful, Miss Drew.

Hold page one for replate.

Hottest story yet. Hey, rewrite!

Don't stand there like a half-wit,

give her the money, she won.

ALL: Congratulations. And now, Miss Drew,

I take great pleasure in presenting you the check

and the medal.

Oh, well, uh--

Give the check to the others, and I'll just take the medal.

Come on, Ted. We're in a hurry.

[♪]

Remarkable.

Remarkable! Isn't it a whopper?

Well, Soxie Anthens gonna spill the beans, eh?

Well, well.

You don't understand, Sergeant Entwhistle,

that story isn't true.

Must be true. It's printed in the paper.

Nancy just made it up.

What they print it for if it isn't true?

That's the trouble with newspapers these days.

Well, it wasn't their fault.

I made the editor think the story was on the level.

Why?

Oh, dear.

Sergeant Entwhistle, are you sure

Captain Tweedy won't be back?

Sure, I'm sure!

He's in Chicago on a radio interview

on how to avoid crime.

He's done it, all right.

Just the same, I'll bet he'd understand. Yeah.

What's Captain Tweedy got that I haven't got?

BOTH [IN UNISON]: Well, for one thing--

Look, sergeant,

I put that story in the paper

so the police could trap

the real murderer, Kate Lambert.

Well, that's different. How?

Don't you see?

That paper'll be on the street any minute.

If Lambert is really the murderer,

he'll go to Soxie's room after that tin can

the minute he reads the story.

He'll think Soxie's going to double-cross him.

Miss Drew, I'm sort of influenced to think

you've got something.

Of course I have.

Now, all you have to do is be at Soxie's place

when Lambert arrives and arrest them both with the evidence.

Where does this guy, Soxie, live?

Room 815, Beldenburg Hotel.

We'll go along and help you identify them.

You can't come along. But I've got to go along!

I want to get an eyewitness news story

about how you handle the case.

When they read what I write, you'll probably be promoted.

Yeah? I see what you mean.

All right. You got to promise to keep out of trouble.

BOTH: Oh, sure, we promise.

This is Sergeant Entwhistle.

Send up a couple of squad cars--

Hey. Oh, no, no.

You mustn't do that.

If those men see police around,

they'll run away.

Or at least get rid of that tin.

Yes, I see what you mean.

All right, I'll go alone.

Capture them single-handed.

That'll be much better.

But if they even see you, then--

Oh, don't worry about that. They'll never know me.

I'll wear that disguise I wore in the Cullen case.

Here it is, sergeant.

Oh, thanks.

Thank you.

Oh, careful!

Grandma's medicine.

[FEMALE VOICE] Clumsy!

Good evening, young man.

Good evening, madam.

Will you register, Arthur? Huh?

Oh, sure, Grandma.

Grandmother would like

the same room she had the last time she was here.

What was it, Grandma? Let's see. Heh.

My memory ain't what it used to be.

Was it, uh...815?

Well, 815 is occupied, Mrs., uh-- Mrs. Plopper.

But I can give you the one right next to it.

Oh, that'd be wonderful.

Yes, that'll have to do.

You see, I have to be up high on the account of my asthma.

I see.

Show Mrs. Plopper to 817.

Come, children.

Why don't they make these doors bigger?

Careful, Arthur.

Yes, Grandma.

Anything else, madam?

No, thanks.

There you are.

Thank you.

[NORMAL VOICE] Get those bags open.

Didn't I tell you about my disguise?

About here, sergeant.

Okay.

Did I fool them, did I fool them.

Anything happens, I'll give you the signal.

Right.

[♪]

Let me do that, will you, Nancy?

Yeah.

This one goes in the wall.

[THUMPING]

Pull that wire through, will you, Nancy?

Here. Okay.

I don't like this business, Nancy.

It gives me the whim-whams.

I know. Me too.

All set here.

If you don't hear me, let me know.

I can hear him. Yeah?

[HAMMER TAPPING]

ENTWHISTLE [FEMALE VOICE]: Oh! Why, I-- I'm--

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Why, I-- I-I guess I must be in the-- The wrong room.

[ENTWHISTLE BABBLING OVER RADIO]

What's your name?

Why, my name is Mrs. Plopper.

I, uh-- A cop!

Help, help!

ENTWHISTLE: Help!

Get the wagon and set it off! Help--

Gosh.

Oh, do something!

Oh!

TED: Hello-- Drop that phone.

Don't-- We weren't doing anything. H-honest we weren't.

N-no, w-we were merely trying--

Shut up.

Come on get up, you.

All right, get outta here.

Come on.

Upstairs.

All right, hurry it up.

Oh!

Come on.

[GASPS]

Mister,

what are you gonna do to us?

All right, in here.

I wonder what they did to Sergeant Entwhistle.

Gosh, I don't know.

[CRACKLING]

[GASPS]

We've gotta get out.

Yeah, I know.

Ah, it's no use, Nancy.

Well, let's yell.

Yeah, together.

BOTH [IN UNISON]: Help! Help!

Somebody, help--

Gee, I hope they got machine guns in this picture.

So do I.

Say, look.

BOTH [IN UNISON]: Nancy's car.

Let's let the air out of the tires.

We ought to do somethin'.

Say, I just remembered.

Hey, those are mine!

Let's put 'em all on.

Oh, boy.

Help, somebody!

There's not a chance, Nancy. Not a chance.

With hundreds of people right under our feet,

there must be some way out.

What's that?

Oh, it's just a fuse box.

Say,

those are the fuses to the electric sign.

If we turned that off, we'd get some attention.

They wouldn't notice it for hours maybe,

and by that time it'll be too late.

Yeah. "Beldenburg."

Wait a minute.

I've got an idea.

There. That ought to create a sensation.

And this'll help.

Look.

[ALL LAUGHING]

WOMAN 1: "Bed Bug Hotel."

WOMAN 2: That's hilarious!

Get the engineer to fix it right away.

[♪]

[CROWD LAUGHING]

Somebody's coming. Huh?

Hurry up!

Let us out!

Oh, mister, downstairs, a criminal.

We gotta catch him.

Follow me!

So you were gonna double-cross me.

Get the police, quick.

All right.

Give me that.

That'll hold 'em.

Ted, hurry up.

Right.

SOXIE [OVER RADIO]: You're punchy, Lambert.

That story in the paper was a phony.

You're still hanging on to that tin can?

Sure, in case I have to prove you killed the old dame.

I don't trust you. You'll get your dough

as soon as they convict Eula Denning.

If I were gonna double-cross you,

you don't think I'd tie up the law here?

SOXIE: Where'd he come from?

LAMBERT: He was looking for that tin can.

Say, this is a frame.

[SIRENS WAILING]

[♪]

Ted, they're getting away.

ENTWHISTLE: Help, help! Oh!

[SIRENS WAILING]

Come on, let's grab this one.

[ENGINE WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING EXPLOSIONS]

They're getting away in my daughter's car!

[SIRENS WAILING]

Hey!

Wait! Mm!

Hey.

[BLOWING WHISTLE]

Hey!

After them, man!

[♪]

[SIRENS WAILING]

[EXPLOSION]

Nancy, get off that car!

Stop, you idiot! That's the car I'm chasing.

Come on, let's go.

Here, here, what's this all about?

ENTWHISTLE: That's him!

That's the man that poisoned the Lambert woman.

And here's the proof.

Hi, Dad!

Nancy, how many times have I told you not--?

Sergeant, how dare you allow my daughter--

[LAUGHS]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS]

MAN [OVER RADIO]: Calling Car 21,

calling Car 2-1.

Proceed to Gem Movie Theater.

Apprehend two kids, boy and girl, about 13.

Didn't like picture. Set off whistle bomb.

That is all.

[♪]

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RL input lag tested - Rocket Science #13 - Duration: 12:02.

Hey guys HalfwayDead here, finally with the promised input lag tests.

We're going to test Rocket League input lag and check how different framerates, VSync

settings and more affect it.

I know that a lot of people are just interested in numbers and not how I did the experiments

so I'm going to cover that at the end.

However, there is one important thing I need to tell you before I go over the results.

The values I'm measuring here are for the whole chain input lag.

That is the entire duration from pressing a button until the action appears on screen.

As such, a different mouse or monitor can and most likely will affect the results of

the experiment.

You cannot compare my numbers to anyone elses online.

The value of these tests lies in the possibility to do experiments where every variable stays

the same except for one.

That way the impact of any 1 variable can be measured at a time.

Now for the numbers as promised.

First, I tested the engine reaction at different framerates while keeping my monitor at it's

maximum refreshrate of 144Hz.

The error bars show the sampling error but I'll do a full discussion of the accuracy

at the end of the video.

As you can see, the higher the framerate goes, the lower the input lag gets.

The average input lag I measured isn't the only thing that changes though.

The lag variance is also smaller at higher framerates.

At 1000FPS all measurements were between 12 and 15 ms.

At 60FPS they were between 30 and 46 ms.

The range is 16ms instead of 3.

That's why higher framerates also feel more consistent.

For comparison, I also ran a test with CS:GO and RL came out as the winner by 1ms.

Alright, that's the engine reaction but as I hinted in previous episodes, the car is

tied to the physics engine which runs at a constant 120 ticks per second.

However, frames are created completely asynchronous to the physics.

And the inputs get checked once every frame.

The physics engine just uses the inputs of the newest frame.

As such, the input lag of the car is also tied to the framerate.

It would be possible to calculate the input lag the car should have but it's best to make

sure it actually works the way it should, especially considering all the accusations

Psyonix faces regarding the so called "heavy car bug".

At 1000, 144 and 120 frames per second the results were exactly as I expected.

Due to physics frames getting generated about every 8ms the additional input lag of the

car is 0-8ms or on average 4ms.

At 240FPS, I only measured a difference of 2.7ms and I'm not sure why.

If I find out then I'll make sure to update you guys.

At 60FPS the car reacted almost as fast as the engine itself, which surpised me but I'm

guessing it's possible because of smart pipelining.

Nevertheless, there is one trend that clearly stays true throughout this experiment and

that is, higher framerate always means less input lag and less variance.

How does VSync affect input lag in RL?

At 144Hz, input lag was up to 36.4ms instead of the 23.7ms which I got with the same framerate.

VSync also locks the framerate, preventing the possibility to go up to 240FPS to gain

an extra 4 1/2 ms.

The total difference in input lag is 17.3ms which is 2 1/2 frames.

Not recommended for competetive players.

At 60Hz the situation is looking even worse.

My monitor when set to 60Hz doesn't perform as well, so you shouldn't compare these numbers

to 144Hz.

With VSync the input lag was at a crazy high 80ms compared to 26ms with 240FPS VSync off.

I don't think that needs any more words.

But what about NVIDIA FastSync which I explained in Episode 9 of Rocket Science.

I tested it and it adds no more input lag than what is necessary to make it work.

Which comes down to half of 1 refresh cycle of the monitor.

Not much, to prevent all tearing.

This technology is only officially supported on the newest NVIDIA graphics cards but there

are guides to enable it on older cards.

It runs perfectly fine on my GTX970.

I'd recommend setting the monitor to 120Hz though if you're running FastSync with 240FPS.

If the framerate isn't divisible by the Hz then the frame spacing will be uneven which

looks less smooth.

Last but not least, I did a couple of extra tests with different settings.

In my own default setup I had the maximum prerendered frames in the NVIDIA control panel

set to 1 but when I set it to use the application setting it made no difference.

That means that RL already uses 1 by default.

I also tested the config setting "OneFrameThreadLag=False" which I talked about in Episode 3.

It should essentially turn the maximum prerendered frames to 0 but it doesn't seem to do anything

anymore.

They've already disabled a lot of config settings and in this case I agree with their decision

because their is little possible gain and it will cause more harm than good if used

without knowing what it does.

I also tested the game running in Borderless Windowed mode.

Borderless windowed mode works in pretty much the same way that FastSync does except for

the fast part.

Windows has a display manager which has VSync on and if the game is running in any windowed

mode the output will go through that system which does prevent all tearing but also delays

the frame for an additional refresh cycle of the monitor.

If you want to use borderless regardless, then the same tips from FastSync apply.

I also tried going online in steam and had some notifications pop up rendering on top

of my game.

The input lag impact was once again nothing, which is good to know.

If you have a suspicion about something causing input lag, leave it in the comments and I'll

try my best to test it in future episodes.

Keep in mind that not everything will be possible as it takes me almost half an hour to set

up, record, and analyze each of these tests, even now that I've streamlined the process.

I also need to repeat the baseline test regularly to make sure that any detected differences

aren't from accidental other causes.

Now, how exactly am I testing.

I have modified a mouse to wire an LED to a button.

The LED will light up as soon as the button is pressed.

Then I use a consumer grade highspeed camera to record the LED and screen at 1000FPS to

determine the delay between the LED lighting up and the reaction on screen.

A massive thanks to Blur Busters here, who not only pioneered this method but also helped

me set this up.

They have a massive input lag test on GSync in combination with CS:GO and Overwatch on

their website in case you're interested.

Ok, that was the easy explanation on how the testing works but there are a ton of things

that I took into account to make sure my results are as accurate as possible and most importantly

to make sure that I know how accurate they are.

First, I made a custom map which is completely white with only a couple of black objects

for maximum contrast.

Having almost nothing on it allows me to get 1000-1700FPS depending on where I'm looking

and really stable framerates when I limit them to something lower.

In the Windows power options I enabled high performance mode to make sure the CPU doesn't

use any of it's power saving features, which can cause framedrops.

Let's talk about the camera.

The camera is an important part of the setup and it has a couple of problems.

The amount of noise is extremely high at the ISO that I had to use for 1000FPS recordings

and the resolution is also very low.

That's why a high contrast map was so important, making it very easy to spot any change on

screen.

I also taped the LED right in front of the camera lens.

When it was further away, it was sometimes impossible to tell whether it was already

lit or the camera was just showing random noise.

If the entire side lights up it can't be random noise...

As with almost all consumer grade cameras, the one I bought has a rolling shutter.

There are some excellent videos on what that means on youtube but the short version is

that the camera doesn't take an entire picture at once.

It starts the exposure with the pixels at the top and the last pixel row might get exposed

almost a millisecond later.

With VSync Off, the monitor could show the first reaction anywhere and because of the

rolling shutter the position of the first reaction could make 2 measurements differ

by a millisecond even if they happen exactly at the same time.

But all measurements are affected in the same way as long as the screen stays centered vertically

in the frame so on average it will work out fine for comparisons.

Since the LED is covering the entire height of the image, it will show as lit up even

if it happens in the very last moment possible.

So all my measurements are higher than they should be but once again that doesn't matter

for comparisons.

And since we're just looking to compare different situations it all evens out given enough samples.

This was assuming that the first reaction or in other words, the tearline is in a random

spot on screen.

If the framerate is equal to the refreshrate of the screen and perfectly stable then the

tearline will be in the same spot every time.

To prevent issues like this, I always uncapped and recapped the framerate after every single

sample to assure a random position by the time the framerate stabilized.

The same is true with car reaction tests as the physics framerate is constant but since

I'm already randomizing anyway I got this taken care off.

With VSync On, the first reaction will always be at the top of the screen.

To make sure this doesn't affect the result even with the rolling shutter, I centered

the very top of the monitor in the camera view which should make it equal to a random

spot.

However, there is little contrast at the very top of the screen, making it possible that

sometimes I might count a millisecond more than I should've.

In the worst case scenario all my VSync results are a millisecond worse than they should be

but based on the FastSync results it seems like it's less.

What I haven't talked about yet is randomness.

As I said before, there is lag variance and as long as I'm taking a limited amount of

samples the average could be wrong even with perfect accuracy testing.

That's what the sampling error bars are for.

Based on the sample, it is estimated that 95% of samples of size 50 taken with the same

experiment will have the mean input lag within the error bars.

Due to my sample size, all measurements at 60FPS can easily have their mean wrong by

1ms just due to random chance.

The 1000FPS samples are much less prone to that.

There are a million more things to be said and tested but I'm gonna end it here for now.

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