Monday, December 31, 2018

Youtube daily report Dec 31 2018

[ALARM BEEPING]

AAH! YES. NO, FURY...

EYEPATCH...WHAT...

MONDAY. SCHOOL. JOY.

BEHOLD THE GLAMOROUS MORNING ROUTINE

OF YOUR FAVORITE SUPERHERO.

WHO WAS UP 'TIL 1:00 A.M.

SAVING THE "CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS."

FYI, I NOTICED A LOT OF SLEEPING WHILE I WAS FIGHTING.

[SPITS]

AAH! HUH? WHAT? AH?

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

AUNT MAY: PETER? RISE AND SHINE, HON!

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

UH, SCHOOL'S CLOSED, AUNT MAY.

THEY'RE SPRAYING FOR BUGS!

DON'T! I--

THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE--

SWEET CHRISTMAS WHAT IS THAT?

THIS OLD THING?

WHY YOU GAVE IT TO ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

ARE YOU SEEIN' THIS?

'CAUSE I'M SEEIN' THIS AND--

STOP THAT!

YOU LOOK FLUSH. DO YOU HAVE A FEVER?

UNH...

LET ME KISS YOUR TEMPLE--

UNH...EH!

THAT IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE

OF WHAT I WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW.

DANNY: AAH!

DANNY?

AH! OHH!

AAH! MAN!

I JUST HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM.

YOUR AUNT LOOKED LIKE A SPIDER?

YOU HAD EXTRA ARMS?

THAT'S CREEPY. HOW'D YOU KNOW?

I WAS THERE, MAN, DREAMWALKING.

BUT IT WASN'T NATURAL.

TOOK NEARLY ALL OF MY CHI ENERGY

TO WAKE US UP BEFORE WE WOUND UP LIKE THEM.

WHY? THEY'RE JUST ASLEEP.

ALL OF 'EM...

AT THE SAME TIME.

OH.

[SNORING]

UHH.

YOU'RE GONNA SAY SOMETHING ALL WEIRD

AND FOREBODING NOW, AREN'T YOU?

DREAMS ARE THE WINDOW TO THE SOUL.

SOMEONE HAS SLAMMED THEM ALL SHUT.

I KNEW IT. UNH!

[MOTORCYLE ENGINE REVVING]

THE WHOLE CITY IS ASLEEP. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

KNOCK-OUT GAS?

NIGHTY-NIGHT TEA IN THE WATER SUPPLY?

SLEEPY-TIME-RAY?

BIKE'S SENSORS ARE PICKING UP NADA.

EXPAND YOUR MIND, SPIDER-MAN.

THIS IS NOT THE WORK OF SCIENCE.

SO SHIELD'S GONE NIGHTY-NIGHT, TOO. GREAT.

THIS IS THE SUPERNATURAL.

I HAVE SOME TRAINING IN MYSTIC COMBAT,

AND THIS HAS ALL THE SIGNS.

MAN: WEB-HEADED MENACE...SPIDER-BUFFOON...

MAN, THAT DUDE HAS ISSUES.

I'M SORRY. YOU WERE SAYING SOMETHING RIDICULOUS ABOUT MAGIC?

MAGIC IS WOVEN THROUGH THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE, SPIDER-MAN.

CHI, CELESTIAL ENERGY, LIFE ITSELF.

"IT PENETRATES AND BINDS US?"

YES!

I WAS QUOTING, DANNY.

YOU HAVE TO GET OUT MORE.

LOOK, I LIKE MAGIC AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY,

ESPECIALLY WHEN UNCLE BEN USED TO DO IT.

AND, VOILA! MAGIC!

COOL! MAKE MORE!

SNEEZE. GO ON.

A-CHOO?

OH, THERE'S SOMETHING IN YOUR EAR.

OH, COME ON, UNCLE BEN.

I'M TOO OLD-- WHAT IS THAT?

UH, THE KEY TO THE LOCK FOR YOUR NEW BIKE.

NEW BIKE? REALLY?

OH, THANKS, UNCLE BEN!

HEY, PETE, I KNOW. YOU'RE GETTIN' OLDER.

BUT NEVER STOP BELIEVING, OK?

LIFE IS FULL OF MAGIC.

YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT.

THAT'S KID STUFF!

ANYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE MAGIC IS JUST SCIENCE WE DON'T UNDERSTAND YET.

TELL THAT TO THE SORCERER SUPREME.

HEH. I HAD A TRIPLE CHEESEBURGER SUPREME ONCE.

IS HE ANYTHING LIKE THAT?

THE "GREATEST WIZARD OF ALL TIME" LIVES HERE?

DID HE CAST A "DON'T PAY THE RENT" SPELL?

HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP US.

AND DON'T CALL HIM A WIZARD. HE'S A DOCTOR.

WHATEVER.

PAGING DR. COO-COO-- OW! WHOA!

GAH!

WHO PUT THAT GARGOYLE THERE?

WHO PUT THAT SPOOKY HOUSE THERE?

HMM.

CLOAKING DEVICE. BIG WHOOP.

I HAVE A MAGIC TIMEPIECE WITH A ONE-EYED TROLL INSIDE.

TA-DA!

[SNORES]

THE PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT AWAITS.

YOUR FRIEND WENT FULL ON "SORCERER CHIC" WHEN HE DECORATED THE JOINT.

THAT TAKES GUTS. BUT I'M SORRY, DANNY.

PUTTING A JUNKY OLD BOX ON A PEDESTAL DOESN'T MAKE IT MAGIC.

AAH! AAH!

GET BACK, GET BACK.

GET IN THERE! UNH!

OH!

DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING ELSE.

ONE CRISIS IS ENOUGH.

NICE. SCARE THE NEW GUY.

FUNNY HAHA.

AAH! WHOA! AAH!

DR. STRANGE, I PRESUME.

YOU CAN ADDRESS ME AS SORCERER SUPREME.

YES, SPIDER-MAN. IRON FIST.

I'M IMPRESSED YOU'RE BOTH CONSCIOUS.

NAMASTE, DOCTOR.

IT WAS YOUR TRAINING THAT SAVED ME.

I FOUND SPIDER-MAN JUST BEFORE HE FELL TOO DEEPLY UNDER THE SPELL.

THAT'S DIFFERENT. HE'S UNIQUELY CONNECTED TO THIS REALITY

BY ENERGIES THAT WOULD ACT AS A BEACON

FOR SOMEONE WITH YOUR SENSITIVITY, DANNY.

YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE THIS...

"SPIDER-SENSE", I BELIEVE YOU CALL IT?

WAS THAT LIKE, MIND-READING?

GUESS WHAT NUMBER I'M THINKING OF--

YOU AREN'T THINKING OF A NUMBER.

YOU'RE THINKING OF FLAPJACKS.

THIS WAY, GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE LITTLE TIME.

WHA--HUH?

THERE ARE GREATER THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH

THAN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.

WHOA!

THIS IS THE DEMON CALLED NIGHTMARE,

THE SELF-PROCLAIMED "KING OF DREAMS."

HE'S TRIED TO ESCAPE THE DREAM DIMENSION FOR EONS,

AND FINALLY FOUND A WAY THROUGH--

DREAMS AREN'T ANOTHER DIMENSION.

THEY'RE JUST IN YOUR HEAD.

TO OUR LIMITED HUMAN PERCEPTION, IT SEEMS SO.

BUT I ASSURE YOU, THE DIMENSION OF DREAMS IS REAL.

NIGHTMARE FOUND A WAY HERE TO EARTH

AND UNLEASHED A POWERFUL INCANTATION

PUT EVERYONE INTO AN ENDLESS SLEEP.

THOSE POOR SOULS WILL SUFFER THEIR WORST NIGHTMARES...

[ROARS]

FEEDING HIM FOR ETERNITY.

FOR REAL?

'CAUSE I HAVE TO TELL YOU, DOC,

MY "NON-SENSE" IS TINGLING.

I DON'T DO "MAGIC."

HONESTLY, DANNY? THIS WAS THE BEST YOU COULD DO?

A DULL BLADE CAN MAKE AN EXCELLENT HAMMER.

I HEARD "EXCELLENT" AND "DULL"...

AM I OFFENDED OR NOT?

DESTINY HAS CHOSEN YOU TO BE HERE FOR A REASON, SPIDER-MAN.

IF YOU HOPE TO FULFILL YOUR PURPOSE AND SAVE MANKIND,

YOU WILL HAVE TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE.

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH AND OPEN YOUR MIND.

EYE OF AGOMOTTO,

PIERCE THE VEIL WITH YOUR ETERNAL SIGHT!

MY MIND...TOTALLY BLOWN.

PREPARE, YOURSELVES.

WE'RE GOING TO ENTER THE REALM OF DREAMS

AND STOP NIGHTMARE, OR ELSE HUMANITY FALLS...

[ECHOING]

WHOA! HUH?

HOW DID HE--HUH?

BE CAREFUL.

WE'RE IN HIS WORLD NOW.

AND, SPIDER-MAN, STAY ON THE PATH--

UM, THE DOOR'S ON THE PATH, RIGHT? WHITE TIGER?

IT'S THE FINAL. DIDN'T YOU STUDY?

FINAL? I DIDN'T COME TO CLASS ALL SEMESTER.

I HAVEN'T STUDIED AT ALL!

WELL THEN YOU FAIL!

NO!

AVA, IT'S JUST A DREAM!

WAKE UP!

THAT IS HER DREAM-SELF, SPIDER-MAN.

WHILE UNDER NIGHTMARE'S CONTROL,

SHE CANNOT HEAR YOU, NOR CAN THE OTHERS.

[GRUNTING] I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.

I CAN DO IT!

POWER MAN?

THIS IS SOME MESSED-UP STUFF RIGHT HERE.

AAH! THE EYES!

THOSE HORRIBLE PINK EYES!

AND THOSE FLOPPY EARS!

AAH! AAH!

WHO KNOWS WHAT LURKS IN THE DARK?

I KNOW IT AIN'T BUNNIES!

WE MUSTN'T LINGER. YOU CAN'T HELP HIM.

YEAH. DO CAMERAS WORK HERE?

OK, YOU GUYS WIN.

I WILL TEMPORARILY PRESS PAUSE ON MY MAGIC-BASHING,

BECAUSE THERE'S NO LOGICAL EXPLANATION

FOR THIS MUCH CRAZY...

YET.

NIGHTMARE: HEH HEH.

TOO LATE FOR THAT, LITTLE SPIDER.

I CAUGHT YOU AND THE GOOD DOCTOR SLEEPING ON THE JOB.

AND NOW THE WORLD BELONGS TO NIGHTMARE!

[NEIGHS]

IF I AM DREAMING,

THIS WOULD BE AN AWESOME TIME TO WAKE UP.

OW!

NOT DREAMING!

THIS FARCE IS OVER, NIGHTMARE!

FEEL THE STING OF THE CRIMSON CHAINS OF CYTTORRAK!

HA HA HA!

OH, YOU'RE PLAYING THE SAME OLD GAME, DOCTOR.

AS YOU CAN SEE, I'VE CHANGED THE RULES.

DREAMONS!

HEH HEH HEH...

DREAMONS?

I'M GETTING YOU A THESAURUS FOR DREAM CHRISTMAS.

AND TANNING SPRAY.

HEY! I CALL NO BENDING THE RULES OF PHYSICS!

THE ONLY RULE HERE IS SURVIVE.

ISN'T IT JUST A DREAM?

WE THREE ARE LIVING BEINGS WALKING THE LAND OF DREAMS.

IF WE LOSE HERE,

WE'LL BE LOST FOREVER.

GOT IT! NO LOSING.

SHROUD-BLADE OF SHA'ROTH!

OH, DOCTOR...

I'M PRACTICALLY DROWNING IN POWER!

DRINKING IN THE SUFFERING OF MILLIONS.

AND YOU'RE TRYING THE SAME TIRED TRICKS?

I CONFINE YOU WITH THE MISTS OF MUNNOPOR!

DIDN'T ANYONE TELL YOU SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU?

[INHALES]

[ALL COUGHING]

DUDE, YOU'RE CREEPY AS ALL HECK.

BUT FUNNY? NOT YOUR GIG. SERIOUSLY.

HOW DESPERATE YOU MUST BE,

ALLYING YOURSELF WITH CHILDREN,

SORCERER SUPREME.

HA HA HA!

CEDE YOUR DEFEAT!

THIS IS THE ETERNAL NIGHT!

MY WORLD, MY RULES!

SHIELD OF THE SERAPHIM!

HOW ABOUT YOU WHIP UP THE "LASER CANNON OF LUXEMBOURG"

OR WHATEVER AND BLAST THAT PASTY-FACED GOON?

WITH SO MANY MINDS TO FEED UPON, HE'S TOO POWERFUL.

BRUTE FORCE ALONE WILL NOT WIN THE DAY!

WHAT OTHER KIND OF FORCE IS THERE?

WE MUST FIND A WAY TO WEAKEN HIM.

NIGHTMARE WILL DO HIS BEST TO SEPARATE US

AND ATTACK THROUGH OUR FEARS.

YOU MUST KEEP YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU OR WE ARE DONE.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR FEARS?

I AM SORCERER SUPREME.

EVERY SOUL ON THIS PLANET

IN THIS DIMENSION IS UNDER MY PROTECTION.

I CANNOT ALLOW MYSELF THE LUXURY OF FEAR.

WOW, YOU'RE GOOD.

DANNY?

DANNY, WHERE'D YOU GO?

UNH!

DAGGERS OF DAVEROTH!

MY POWER IS WANING.

WE MUST STAY TOGETHER.

AH...

WELL THAT'S GREAT.

HEY-YO, IRON FIST!

DR. TOUR GUIDE SAID NOT TO WANDER OFF.

DANNY?

THIS IS K'UN LUN.

THIS IS WHERE I BECAME IRON FIST, MY HOME.

I BET IT'S FANTASTIC IN REAL LIFE!

THIS IS NIGHTMARE'S PLAYGROUND, REMEMBER?

AND THAT'S A WRAP FOR IRON FIST'S MIND.

HOW ABOUT A ROUND OF APPLAUSE, EVERYONE?

[RUMBLING]

THIS IS NOT YOUR HOME!

SHOU LAO!

SHOU NO! IT'S JUST NIGHTMARE!

HEH HEH HEH...

I HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR HERE, SPIDER-MAN.

I FACED THE GREAT SHOU LAO BEFORE

AND BEAT HIM TO GAIN THIS.

YOU HAVE SQUANDERED YOUR GIFTS

RUNNING WITH NONBELIEVERS AND FOOLS!

FOOLS? WELL, NOVA MAYBE.

IRON FIST, SNAP OUT OF IT!

WHOA!

HUH? WHAT?

HEY!

SHOU-LAO: YOU ARE WEAK, UNDESERVING.

YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!

YOU'RE NOT BUYING THIS, ARE YOU?

YOU'RE LIKE THE MOST DESERVING, HONORABLE GUY I KNOW!

I--I EARNED THE IRON FIST, BUT...

THERE'S A PART OF ME THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN AFRAID IT WAS A MISTAKE.

THAT THE POWER WASN'T MEANT FOR ME.

NO WAY, DANNY. YOU ARE IRON FIST!

NOT TODAY!

NO! WHOA!

UNH...

I THINK I HATE DREAM WORLD LOGIC.

BISMUTH BLADE OF BARRAGOTH!

HOW LONG HAVE I WAITED

TO WATCH YOU CRAWL AT MY FEET?

TRULY, THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE.

UNH!

IF WE DON'T GET TURNED INTO DREAMNUGGETS

FOR CHALKY THE CLOWN HERE, TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT?

YOU CAUGHT ME UNAWARES, NIGHTMARE,

BUT I AM NO CHILD.

I AM THE MASTER OF THE MYSTIC ARTS!

YEAH! BRING IT!

INDEED. "BRING IT."

IS NIGHTMARE LIKE, REALLY ALLERGIC TO POLLEN?

OTHERWISE, I DON'T GET THE PLAN.

THERE IS NO PLAN,

BECAUSE THERE IS NO MAGIC!

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SPIDER-MAN?

I DIDN'T SAY THAT... EXACTLY.

HEH HEH HEH.

YOU CAN STOP PLAYIN' WITH YOUR FOOD, DOC!

JUST HIT HIM WITH THE WHAMMA-JAMMA AND LET'S GO!

AHH!

HE'S...SO STRONG, I...

BY THE POWER OF PINOCHLE,

I--I GOT NOTHIN'. DOC?

I...I AM POWERLESS? [SIGHS]

UNH!

DOC, HE'S PLAYING YOUR FEARS.

JUST LIKE HE DID IRON FIST!

AAH! IT'S NOT REAL!

DESTINY CHOSE YOU TO BE HERE FOR A REASON.

OF US ALL YOU MUST BELIEVE.

THIS NIGHTMARE ISN'T FOR YOU, BOY!

[GROWLS]

KIDS, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR ABSOLUTE

FAVORITE SUPER-DUDE OF ALL TIME GET PWNED, LOOK AWAY.

AHH! UNH!

HUH?

I MUST ADMIT, YOU SURPRISE ME, INSECT.

STRANGE AND IRON FIST ARE TRUE BELIEVERS STEEPED IN MAGIC.

YET HERE YOU ARE, LAST BUG CRAWLING.

I STOPPED BELIEVING IN THE BOOGEYMAN YEARS AGO, NIGHTMARE.

TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.

"SHOT"-- PERFECT CHOICE OF WORD.

REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE YOU ONCE KNEW.

A MAN WHO BELIEVED IN YOU

AND WAS PUNISHED FOR THAT VERY FAITH!

YOUR GREATEST FAILURE.

WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE, SPIDERMAN!

NO! NOT UNCLE BEN.

NIGHTMARE: YOUR GREATEST FEAR, YOUR GREATEST FAILURE.

BACK TO HAUNT YOU FOREVER.

HEH HEH HEH.

UNCLE BEN?

HOW'S IT GOIN', PETE?

STILL DAYDREAMIN', AREN'T YA?

YOU GOT HALF THAT RIGHT UNCLE BEN.

MAN, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.

"GREAT TO SEE YOU?"

THIS IS YOUR ULTIMATE FAILURE!

YOUR GREATEST FEAR--

YEAH, YOU SAID THAT. WHO'S THE GLOOMY GUS?

MR. PASTY? HE'S JUST PATHETIC.

NIGHTMARE, YOU DON'T KNOW MY UNCLE BEN,

AND YOU SURE AS HECK DON'T KNOW ME.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOME BURIED SECRET?

EVEN THOUGH I COULDN'T SAVE HIM,

I LIVE WITH WHAT HAPPENED TO UNCLE BEN EVERY DAY...

BUT NOT IN THE WAY YOU THINK.

HUH?

I TOOK RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS TRAGEDY

AND TURNED IT INTO SOMETHING SPECIAL,

HELPING PEOPLE EVERY DAY AS SPIDER-MAN.

GUESS WHO TAUGHT ME THAT MAGIC TRICK?

[NIGHTMARE YELLS]

THANKS, UNCLE BEN.

I MISS YOU.

GO GET 'IM, PETE.

THIS IS MY SPECIAL DREAM ROOM, RIGHT?

LET'S SEE WHAT I REALLY DREAM ABOUT.

AAH! AAH!

I HAD A NIGHTMARE.

YOU AND AUNT MAY WERE...

IT'S OK. IT'S OK.

WE ALL HAVE NIGHTMARES.

THEY'RE NOT REAL.

WHAT'S REAL ARE THE DREAMS WE MAKE,

HOW WE LIVE OUR LIVES EVERY DAY.

THAT'S YOUR GREATEST FEAR, ISN'T IT?

SORCERY MAY BE REAL, BUT NIGHTMARES?

ONCE YOU FACE THEM, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

AAH!

HEH, THE BOY'S ACTUALLY DOING IT.

BE GONE, DREAMONS!

WELCOME BACK, DOC.

IF YOU'LL DO THE HONORS, SPIDER-MAN...

[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]

IT'S OPEN MIC NIGHT HERE AT THE NIGHTMARE LOUNGE.

AND I'D LIKE TO KICK THINGS OFF WITH A LITTLE NUMBER I CALL

"THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF!

IT'S JUST A NIGHTMARE!" [ECHOING]

[YAWNS]

SPIDER-MAN STINKS!

[ECHOING] IT'S JUST A NIGHTMARE...

I EARNED THE IRON FIST.

I USE IT TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY.

I HONOR THAT POWER THROUGH MY ACTIONS,

AND NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT FROM ME, NOT EVEN YOU!

HI-YA!

NO. NO. NO!

NICE ENTRANCE.

I TRY.

THANK YOU FOR BELIEVING IN ME

AND WAKING ME UP TO THE TRUTH.

NO, I HAD THEM-- I HAD THEM ALL!

AAH!

PLEASANT DREAMS.

AAH! NO!

[BURP]

YOU DON'T MESS AROUND, SORCERER SUPREME.

IS NIGHTMARE GONE FOR GOOD?

NO. THERE WILL ALWAYS BE NIGHTMARES.

IT'S PART OF WHO WE ARE.

BUT WHEN WE FACE THEM,

WE CAN OVERCOME, AND BE STRONGER FOR IT.

YOU REMINDED US OF THAT SPIDER-MAN.

THANK YOU.

SPEAKING OF NIGHTMARES...

EVER HAVE THE ONE WHERE YOU HAD TO GET BACK TO SCHOOL

BEFORE ANYONE KNEW YOU WERE MISSING?

OH BOY.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

LUKE: OK. SO WE ALL HAD WEIRD DREAMS,

BUT NO ONE REMEMBERS FALLING ASLEEP OR WAKING UP?

SOMETHING'S GOIN' ON.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE WORRIED ABOUT.

WE TOOK A LITTLE NAP.

[YAWN]

I FEEL GREAT.

HO HO! LOOK AT THIS!

[SNORING]

HEY, HOW DO YOU SPELL DOOFUS BACKWARDS?

AAH!

SWEET DREAMS.

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Spidey Encounters Doc Ock's Debut! | Ultimate Spider-Man S1 Ep13 (FULL EP) | Me Time - Duration: 21:58.

[TRAFFIC NOISES]

[SPIDER-MAN] YES, IT IS NEW YORK CITY,

[SCREAM] AND NO, TORNADOS

DON'T TEAR UP THE AVENUES HERE EVERY DAY.

OR EVER. LUCKILY NEW YORK HAS ME, SPIDER-MAN,

AND LUCKILY I HAVE MY SPIDEY-CYCLE.

I LOVE BEING ME RIGHT NOW!

WHOO HOO!

FINALLY!

I WAS STARTIN' TO WONDER HOW MUCH DAMAGE IT TOOK

TO DRAW OUT A HERO-SHAPED PUNCHING BAG!

HERO? THAT'S NOT A NAME I GET CALLED MUCH.

NOW I'M GONNA FEEL BAD TAKIN' YOU DOWN, WHIRLWIND.

WHIRLWIND TO OCTAGON. BUG TOOK THE BAIT.

WHOA!

WHOA!

[GRUNITNG]

WH-WH-- OW!

COME ON OUT, SPIDER!

SQUASHING YOU WILL BE A BREEZE.

UHH!

WHAT GUY HAS TWO THUMBS

AND THE COURAGE TO PULL THIS THING OFF?

THIS GUY!

GO, ME!

WHOA!

[RETCHING]

[MAN] WHIRLWIND? WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WHIRLWIND!

OH. HEY, KIDS.

[RETCHING] STAY IN SCHOOL.

[VOMITING]

TEXTBOOK TAKE-DOWN OF WHIRLWIND, KID, BUT--

I'D STAY DOWNWIND OF MY BREATH, FURY.

BUT YOU'RE STILL DOIN' WAY TOO MUCH COLLATERAL DAMAGE.

DAMAGE? WHAT DAMAGE?

[CAR ALARM]

HEH, IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN I GOT HERE?

THAT'S NOT COMING OUT OF MY ALLOWANCE, IS IT?

NOTHING A COUPLE HOURS' TRAINING BACK AT SHIELD WON'T FIX.

LET'S GO.

UH, NO. A FEW HOURS IN "FURY TIME"

MEANS THE REST OF THE WEEKEND IN REAL TIME.

YOU SAID IF I PULLED THIS OFF, I'D GET SOME "ME TIME."

CALL IF THERE'S A REAL EMERGENCY.

[WHISTLE]

OH, COOL! THE SPIDER CYCLE!

OH, LOOK AT THAT!

YOU MIGHT WANNA RINSE THAT OUT.

UGH!

ON MY OWN, AND NO NICK FURY.

HUH?

[AUNT MAY] PETER, GOT A CALL FROM THE GALS

TO DO SOMETHING IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS.

LEFTOVERS IN THE FRIDGE.

BACK SUNDAY. LOVE, AUNT MAY.

WHAT'S SHE DOING THIS TIME?

WOO-HOO!

[LAUGH]

EAT MY DUST!

IT'S HIGH IN FIBER!

UGH. MAYBE I'D RATHER NOT KNOW.

WAIT. I HAVE THE WHOLE PLACE TO MYSELF?

WOO-HOO!

PETER PARKER'S SPIDEY-PAD IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS!

GOOD NIGHT, NEW YORK!

[VIDEO GAME NOISES]

THIS IS THE LIFE. WHAT NEXT?

SPAGHETTI BATH?

A CAMERA?

WHO'S SPYING ON ME?

DR. DOOM? WIZARD?

FURY?

[ECHOING] FURY!

I'M NICK FURY, DIRECTOR OF SHIELD,

AND I CAN TELL YOU WHAT YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING.

BLAH BLAH BLAH!

YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

HIGH-LARIOUS.

YOU THINK THIS IS FAIR?

GO ON. EXPLAIN IT.

I'M SURE YOU'VE GOT SOME WHOPPER OF A REASON

FOR SPYING ON ME IN MY OWN HOME

LIKE I'M A COMMON CRIMINAL.

THERE'S A LITTLE THING CALLED TRUST.

BESIDES, WHAT IF AUNT MAY WAS, Y'KNOW, NOT DECENT?

[SHUDDER]

THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO, KID.

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

AND WHY IS IT YOUR ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING?

THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO, KID.

UGH! AAH!

EWW!

[GULP]

THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO, KIDS.

[MOO]

THIS AIN'T-- YOUR FIRST RODEO.

WE KNOW.

YOU'RE SPYING ON ME?

BASIC SECURITY PROTOCOLS.

LIKE I'M SOME ROOKIE

WHO HASN'T EARNED YOUR TRUST A GAJILLION TIMES ALREADY?

YOU SIGNED OFF ON THIS WHEN YOU SIGNED UP FOR SHIELD.

NO WAY I DID! DID I?

THIS AUTHORIZES US TO PLACE SECURITY CAMERAS AT YOUR HOME FOR--

OOH! WHEN DO I GET MY JET-PACK?

LOOK, PARKER, YOU'RE NOT SOME SPECIAL CASE.

EVERY ONE OF YOU SHIELD KIDS SIGNED OFF ON THIS.

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU PROVE THAT.

YEAH, I SIGNED IT.

WHO WOULDN'T SIGN IT?

WE HAD TO SIGN IT--

YO, IF FURY SAYS YOU SIGNED IT,

YOU SIGNED IT. MAN UP.

SOMETIMES THE ACT OF WATCHING

IS NOT THE SAME AS THE ACT OF SEEING.

OF COURSE I SIGNED IT.

LOVING MY JET-PACK, BY THE WAY.

I HATE HOW THOROUGH YOU ARE.

AND WHY GIVE A JET-PACK TO A GUY WHO CAN ALREADY FLY?

IT'S NOT TO SPY ON YOU.

IT'S TO LOOK OUT FOR YOUR AUNT WHEN YOU'RE NOT HOME.

LA LA LA LA! NOT LISTENING, FURY!

YOU LOST ME AT "HELLO."

I DIDN'T SIGN ON SO YOU COULD MONITOR MY LIFE.

AND AS OF NOW, YOU DON'T.

I'M OFF FOR THE WEEKEND.

THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOIN'.

WHAT I'M DOING IS HAVING FUN FOR ONCE.

AND WHAT I'M THINKING ABOUT

IS ALL THAT STUFF HAD BETTER BE OUT OF MY HOUSE

WHEN I GET BACK.

AND-- AND

WHERE EXACTLY IS MY JET-PACK?

UNTIL YOU CAN ANSWER THAT ONE, I'M OFF THE CLOCK.

SPIDER-MAN,

TO FIND OUT YOUR EVERY SECRET,

I MUST CAPTURE YOU.

SUSCEPTIBILITY TO VERTIGO.

NOTED.

MORE OBSERVING, OCTAVIUS?

YOU WASTE MY TIME, YOU SQUANDER MY MONEY,

YOU TRY MY PATIENCE--

I THINK IT'S TIME I PULLED THE PLUG

ON THIS LITTLE SCIENCE PROJECT OF YOURS.

YOU KNOW I HAVE THE MEANS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK? MORE PATIENCE?

OR A SIMPLE KA-BOOM?

DO NOT TREAT ME LIKE A CHILD, OSBORN!

I'M ALMOST THERE.

TRUST ME, WHAT I LEARNED FROM WHIRLWIND THIS MORNING--

I DID TRUST YOU.

GAVE YOU ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD

AND ONE SIMPLE TASK:

LEARN THE SECRETS OF SPIDER-MAN'S POWERS

SO I COULD EXPLOIT THEM AS A WEAPON.

DO I HAVE THOSE SECRETS? NO.

DO I HAVE AN ARMY OF SPIDER-MEN TO SELL?

I DO NOT.

WHY SHOULDN'T I BLOW YOUR LAB TO KINGDOM COME RIGHT NOW?

BECAUSE I-- I...

HAVE A FAIL-SAFE CONTINGENCY.

I WILL BRING HIM IN MYSELF.

[LAUGH]

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

A SHUT-IN SCIENTIST WHO CAN'T EVEN WIPE HIS OWN MOUTH--

WELL, WITHOUT THOSE TENTACLES, AT LEAST.

BY THE WAY, YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THOSE... AGAIN.

SUNDOWN, OCTAVIUS.

NO RESULTS? YOU'RE OFF THE PAYROLL

PERMANENTLY.

RAAH!

RESULTS?

OH JUST WAIT, NORMAN.

JUST YOU WAIT TILL I GET MY NEW HANDS ON HIM.

[SCREAMING]

ARE YOU SCARED?

OH, YEAH!

MY SPIDEY SENSE IS TINGLING, AND I LIKE IT!

FEELS LIKE YOU COULD FALL OUT AT ANY MINUTE, RIGHT?

AAH!

SPIDER-GUY?

AAH!

WHOA!

SPIDER-MAN...

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF!

[STRUGGLE]

WORST "ME DAY" EVER.

[STRUGGLING]

HE CALLED ME A SHUT-IN.

PRATTLED ON ABOUT MY USELESSNESS.

I HOPE HE CAN SEE ME NOW THAT I HAVE YOU.

FIRST OF ALL, WHO IS HE?

YOU SHOULD REFERENCE ALL YOUR PRONOUNS.

AND SECOND OF ALL, YOU DON'T HAVE ME!

HEY, DAY OFF!

AND WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ANYWAY?

CAPTAIN COCKROACH? THE ENEMY ANEMONE?

CRAB CLAW CLEM?

I AM A DOCTOR!

YOU NEED A DOCTOR!

AND A VERY ELABORATE STRAITJACKET!

I AM NOT INSANE.

I AM THE TWILIGHT OF YOUR CREEPING EXISTENCE.

NOPE. NOTHING INSANE ABOUT THAT STATEMENT, MISTER.

DOCTOR!

DOCTOR?

WHAT, DO YOU HAVE A PhD IN SQUID ARMS?

HEY! THAT'S A GOOD HANDLE FOR YOU...

CATCHY, HUH?

[GRUNT] DO NOT MOCK ME!

AAH!

FUN FACT: OCTOPI CAN'T FLY!

SO HAPPY LANDINGS.

YIKES!

HE SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED ME TO CAPTURE YOU.

I SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED MYSELF!

OH, THIS IS MAGNIFICENT.

AGAIN WITH THE HE?

WHO HE?

I'LL WORRY ABOUT HIM.

YOU WORRY ABOUT ME!

OKAY, HE'S ACTUALLY STARTING TO SCARE ME.

YOU'RE SO MUCH MORE IMPRESSIVE IN PERSON.

I CAN'T WAIT TO DISSECT YOU.

DISSECT? YOU?

I FILE VILLAINS LIKE YOU BEFORE HOME ROOM.

YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR LEAGUE, DOC-OC!

AND WHAT'S YOURS, SPIDER? LITTLE LEAGUE?

OHH.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

COMEDY VIOLATION!

FLAG ON THE JOKE!

FIRST DOWN, SPIDER-MAN!

RESUME PLAY!

AAH!

I KNOW FAR MORE ABOUT YOU THAN YOU REALIZE.

[SCREAMING]

THIS MORNING I WAS ON THE VERGE OF LOSING EVERYTHING.

NOW I'M THIS CLOSE TO PROVING MY WORTH

BY THE MIGHT OF MY OWN HAND!

YEAH, I WOULDN'T EXACTLY CALL THAT A HAND.

WHOA-- WHOA-- UHH-- OHH!

WAIT! WAIT!

BEFORE I GO, I NEED TO POINT OUT ONE THING.

A FINAL REQUEST?

YOU DO KNOW AN OCTOPUS HAS EIGHT LIMBS,

HENCE THE WORD "OCTO," RIGHT?

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT.

GRRR!

I KNOW YOU, SPIDER-MAN.

YOU CARE DEEPLY FOR OTHERS.

DON'T YOU?

PUT HIM DOWN!

MAKE ME.

I THINK I HAD THIS SAME CONVERSATION

IN THE SECOND GRADE.

GET OFF! MAKE ME!

JUNGLE GYM!

LET GO OF MY ARM!

AAH!

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE JOY

OF HUNTING DOWN ANOTHER LIVING CREATURE.

BUT YOU HAVE TAUGHT ME.

I SUGGEST A NEW BARBER.

OR JUST GIVE ME A BOWL AND SOME CLIPPERS

AND I CAN HOOK YOU RIGHT UP.

WITTY UNTIL THE END.

COMMENDABLE BUT POINTLESS.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S SHOCKING?

YAAH! AAH!

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

COMEDY VIOLATION!

FLAG ON THE JOKE!

FIRST DOWN, DOC-OC! RESUME PLAY!

YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW.

THAT "SHOCKING" LINE WASN'T EXACTLY CLASSIC,

BUT-- WHOA!

EWW. I LOOK AS WAVY AND SAGGY

AS DOCTOR WAVY AND SAGGY OUT THERE.

UH-OH.

I WAS HANDSOME ONCE.

THIS CAN BE YOURS, FOR THREE EASY PAYMENTS

OF GO HOME FOREVER AND NEVER COME OUTSIDE AGAIN.

[SCREAMS]

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY YEARS OF BAD LUCK YOU JUST BOUGHT?

YOU'RE TRYING MY TEMPER.

AND I DON'T LIKE IT!

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

COMEDY VIOLATION!

FLAG ON THE JO--

OH, COME ON, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

SEE, HE SAID "TRYING MY TEMPER,"

AND ACTED LIKE I TRIED IT AND DIDN'T LIKE--

NEVER MIND.

TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IT ALONE.

THIS IS THE HALL OF MIRRORS, NOT THE HALL OF LIFE LESSONS.

WHOA! AAH!

YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

[STRUGGLING] OVER MY DEAD BODY!

IF YOU INSIST.

THEY CALL THIS A FUN HOUSE?

AND WHAT EXCUSE WILL YOU BORE ME WITH TODAY

BEFORE I CUT YOUR PURSE STRINGS

AND CAST YOU OFF FOREVER, OCTAVIUS?

I BELIEVE YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY.

IS HE--

JUST ASLEEP, FOR NOW.

SO I JUST WANTED TO, Y'KNOW,

ADMIT THAT I MAY HAVE BEEN A TAD HASTY

IN GIVING YOU BACK MY COMMUNICATOR.

NOW YOU SEE WHERE OUR INTRUSIVENESS

COMES IN HANDY SOMETIMES?

ABSOLUTELY.

WE'RE NOT REALLY HAVING THIS CONVERSATION, ARE WE?

NOPE.

[GROAN]

HE'S STIRRING.

YOU NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT GIVES HIM HIS POWERS AND--

I'LL FIND OUT WHAT I CHOOSE TO

AND LET YOU KNOW WHEN AND IF I FEEL LIKE IT!

DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT.

OCTAVIUS OUT.

THIS WON'T HURT...

YOU MIGHT WANT TO WAKE UP NOW.

AAH!

SUCH A CLEVER BUG.

IT'S ARACHNID!

AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A DOCTOR?

STAY STILL!

CALL ME CRAZY,

BUT I'M NOT INTO THE WHOLE NECK BUZZSAW THING!

[NORMAN OSBORN] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

COMPLETE MY MISSION,

OR I WILL DESTROY YOU, YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL!

HERE'S SOME NEWS FOR YOU! I HAVE A MISSION OF MY OWN!

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

STOP TORMENTING ME!

HEY! ARE YOU TALKING TO "HIM" AGAIN?

TELL HIM TO SHOW HIMSELF SO I CAN WEB-SLAP BOTH OF YOU.

AAH!

CAN I BORROW A PHONE?

I WANT TO SEE IF MY BUDDY NICK FURY CAN HOP ON OVER AND POP YOU ONE!

DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE A LAND-LINE ANYMORE?

NICE AQUARIUM.

WE'RE UNDERWATER?

GREAT.

WHAT TO GET FOR THE SHIELD DIRECTOR WHO HAS EVERYTHING?

AN AQUATICALLY THEMED LUNATIC WITH A DOCTORATE!

WHO APPARENTLY DOESN'T OWN A CELL PHONE, EITHER!

UH-OH. STALKER.

WOW. SPIED ON TWICE IN ONE DAY.

LET ME GUESS. YOU'RE JUST LOOKING OUT FOR MY BEST INTERESTS, TOO?

[GRUNT]

MY ONLY INTEREST IS MY OWN.

EVERYTHING I AM-- EVERYTHING I'VE BECOME--

REQUIRES THAT YOU BE PUT DOWN LIKE A SICK PET.

YEAH. THOUGHT SO.

BUT BONUS POINTS FOR CALLING ME PET.

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, WHAT'S UP, DOC?

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU TICK,

AND THAT REQUIRES THAT YOU PERISH!

CRAZY STALKER SAYS WHAT?

WHAT? TOO EASY.

THESE LOOK IMPORTANT!

[GASPING]

WHAT A STICKY SITUATION.

BOOM! QUIP OF THE DAY!

YOU'VE BLOWN IT, OCTAVIUS.

AND WHILE I WILL REGRET LOSING THE SPIDER,

I CAN'T HAVE HIM TRACING YOU BACK TO ME.

YOU'RE FIRED.

OH. IT'S YOU.

SAVE THE SUGAR! I'M FLOODING HERE!

WHAT'S YOUR LOCATION?

I DON'T KNOW! DOCTOR OCTOPUS' LAB!

DOCTOR WHAT?

LOOK, I NEED HELP UNDERWATER! QUICK!

LOCK ONTO THE SIGNAL FAST!

I'M TOO PRETTY TO DROWN!

[GASPING]

GOT IT!

YOU'RE A HUNDRED FEET UNDER THE EAST RIVER!

HOW DID--? LOOK, I'M SORRY!

OKAY? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR FIRST?

I WAS WRONG TO TAKE MY "ME TIME."

NOW TRACE THIS LINK

BECAUSE MY SPIDEY SENSE IS GOING CRAZY!

DUCK! DUCK?

NO, FISH MOSTLY. OH!

FURY! GET HERE!

DUDE, DOES "IMMINENT DANGER" MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?

[GRUNT] GET OFF!

[GROANING]

THIS IS GONNA BE BAD, ISN'T--

[BUBBLED SPEECH]

TRANSLATION: I'M SAVING YOUR LIFE

BECAUSE IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO, EVEN ON MY DAY OFF!

REAL TRANSLATION: I'M ONLY SAVING YOU

SO I CAN COME MAKE FUN OF YOUR NAME WHILE YOU'RE IN PRISON!

[GURGLING]

WAKE UP AGAIN?

THAT WOULD HELP, SURE.

UH, HOW LONG WAS I ASLEEP?

TRY UNCONSCIOUS.

AND LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.

UGH. FEEL LIKE I'VE HAD THE HULK DROPPED ON ME.

[SNIFF]

OOO. SMELLS LIKE IT TOO!

WE GOT YOUR SIGNAL, BUT BY THE TIME SHIELD ARRIVED,

THERE WAS NOTHING SALVAGEABLE LEFT.

DOC-OC? NO TRACE.

WHOEVER WAS BEHIND THE LAB EXPLOSION

DID NOT WANT ANYTHING TO BE FOUND.

AND THERE WAS SOME PRETTY ADVANCED TECH WRECKAGE, TOO.

I REALLY SCREWED THIS ONE UP, HUH?

SOME OF US HAVE TO LEARN THE HARD WAY,

BUT BELIEVE IT OR NOT, YOU DID GOOD WORK TODAY.

DOC CONNORS IS VERY PLEASED.

[CONNERS] THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

YOU CAME BACK WITH A VERY UNIQUE CYBERNETIC DEVICE.

YOU WERE CLUTCHING ONTO IT LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT.

HEY NICK? I CAN CALL YOU NICK, RIGHT?

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

DIRECTOR FURY, I JUST WANT TO SAY

I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU AND SHIELD HAVE DONE FOR ME.

HONESTLY, I'M A BETTER HERO FOR IT.

AND I DO WANT TO KEEP AUNT MAY

SAFE FROM NUT JOBS LIKE OCTOPUS SO...

COMPROMISE? ONE CAMERA OUTSIDE,

AND YOU DESTROY ALL THE EXISTING FOOTAGE?

AND YOU CAN CONSIDER ME BACK ON THE CLOCK.

PARKER, FOR A SNOT-NOSED KID,

THAT'S A PRETTY ADULT THING TO SAY.

HEY, THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO.

THAT'S A JOKE. HEH.

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH,

YOU'RE GONNA DESTROY THOSE TAPES, RIGHT?

ERASED.

WITHIN 24 HOURS.

"AND THEN,

THE SECOND LITTLE PIG SAID--"

[ROCKET SHIP SOUNDS]

I'M NOVA. I HAVE A JET-PACK,

AND I DON'T EVEN NEED IT.

[LAUGHING] BEST SECURITY TAPE EVER!

[ALL LAUGHING]

[JET SOUNDS]

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[GRUNTS]

LEAP

[GRUNTS]

[LAUGHS]

QUI EST CE?

HA!

[GRUNTS]

HA!

LEAP.

[GROWLS]

HA-HA.

[LARGE IMPACT]

HA-HA.

AH, C'EST VRAI, MON AMI...

YOU HAVE BESTED AGAIN BATROC ZE GREAT.

AHEM, UH...MONSIEUR SPIDER-MAN?

PERHAPS IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO TURN ME OVER

TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES? N'EST-CE PAS?

[HISSING]

NOT THISSSSSS TIME!

[ROARS]

[GURGLING] [SPITS]

[PHONE RINGS] HUH?

C'MON, C'MON, C'MON!

WHERE IS IT?

HELLO?

[COMPUTER] YOU HAVE ONE NEW VOICEMAIL.

SPIDER MAN, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

BREAKFAST FIRST, FURY LATER.

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DOUGHNUT, AUNT MAY.

[JAMESON] VIOLATING THIS INDIVIDUAL'S CIVIL RIGHTS.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I JUST SAW IT ON THE NEWS.

SPIDER MAN.

HE BRUTALLY BEAT AN INNOCENT MAN.

I DID? I MEAN, HE DID?

[JAMESON] THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE HAS FINALLY GONE TOO FAR.

VIOLATING THIS INDIVIDUAL'S CIVIL RIGHTS!

POLICEMEN AREN'T ALLOWED TO RESORT TO VIOLENCE.

SO WHAT GIVES HIM THE RIGHT?

AND AN INNOCENT FRENCH CITIZEN, TO BOOT!

LOOK AT ALL THAT WEBBING!

WHO MADE SPIDER-MAN JUDGE AND JURY?

"INNOCENT"? BATROC?

COME ON! YOU KNOW IT WASN'T ME, RIGHT?

BECAUSE I REALLY NEED SOMEONE ON MY SIDE RIGHT NOW.

BESIDES, I'VE GOT A PRETTY GOOD IDEA WHO IT WAS.

[BELL RINGS]

STUDYING IN STUDY HALL?

SOMETHING IS AMISS HERE.

OH, HEY PETE.

SEEN THE NEWS TODAY, HARRY?

HOW 'BOUT THE BUGLE'S RANT ON THE EVIL SPIDER-MAN

POUNDING ON MILD MANNERED VISITORS TO OUR FAIR CITY?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

WHERE'S YOUR WATCH?

WHICH WATCH?

WHICH WATCH?

THE VENOM WATCH.

YOUR LITTLE CARRYING CASE FOR THAT WHACKED OUT SYMBIOTE

YOU WERE SO BUDDY-BUDDY WITH!

[SIGHS] C'MON HARRY, WE'RE BEST FRIENDS.

YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING.

I TOLD YOU I SMASHED THAT WATCH.

SO IT WASN'T YOU OUT THERE PLAYING ANTI-HERO? YOU SURE?

OF COURSE I'M SURE.

ARE YOU SWEATING?

LISTEN, I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN.

BUT I'M ALL DONE WITH THAT VENOM TRIP.

YOU GOTTA TRUST ME, PETE.

I TRUST YOU, HARRY.

IT'S VENOM THAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT.

HARRY'S MY BEST FRIEND.

AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO HIM.

BUT IF VENOM IS INVOLVED,

THAT'S GOING TO MAKE THINGS DIFFICULT

FOR YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDERMAN.

[MOTORCYCLE RACING]

[OSBORN] ...YOU SAW THE BUGLE REPORT?

LET'S BE CLEAR. JAMESON IS TALKING ABOUT VENOM.

WE OWN THAT TECHNOLOGY.

IT WAS CREATED BY OSCORP AND I WANT IT BACK.

OF COURSE, MISTER OSBORN.

BUT IT WILL TAKE TIME TO PROPERLY TRIANGULATE THE POSITIONING OF--

I DON'T WANT EXCUSES, OCTAVIUS,

I WANT VENOM FOUND!

DAD?

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

HARRY, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE WRONG MOMENT

TO BOTHER ME WITH-- DAD!

DON'T BLOW ME OFF LIKE THAT.

YOUR TONE, HARRY.

I THINK ANY TEENAGED DRAMA CAN WAIT.

YOU DO THIS TO ME EVERY TIME.

EVERY TIME.

BUT THIS CAN'T WAIT.

[HISSES]

HARRY, WHAT HAVE YOU...

MY BOY.

YO, PARK THAT NEXT TO THE VENOM MOBILE WOULD YOU?

[GROWLING]

HARRY!

[GRUNTS]

MR. OSBORN. GET OUT OF HERE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN HOLD HIM BACK.

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM BACK?

[ROARS]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I'VE WAITED,

HOPING THAT YOU'D--

[TRAILING SCREAM]

PRETTY HEROIC STUFF, HUH?

[GUNS COCKING]

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

I'M FINE.

OH, MAN.

MR. OSBORN, HE'S GONE.

INDEED HE IS.

IN ANY CASE, YOU SAVED MY LIFE, SPIDER MAN.

AND I'M GRATEFUL. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.

IS IT ME, OR IS STORMIN' NORMAN ACTING WEIRD?

I KNOW HE JUST GOT THROWN OUT OF A WINDOW 'N ALL,

BUT STILL, REALLY WEIRD.

[MOTORCYCLE STARTS]

OBVIOUSLY THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO HANDLE THIS.

VENOM NEEDS TO BE TAKEN DOWN,

RIGHT NOW, WHATEVER IT TAKES.

YOU GOT IT, BOSS.

JUST POINT US IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

I'LL BLAST THAT GOO BOY INTO NEXT WEEK.

AND WHAT ABOUT WHOEVER'S INSIDE IT?

YOU GONNA BLAST HIM TOO?

HIM? IS THERE SOMETHING YOU NEED TO TELL ME?

WELL?

[ANNOUNCER] IT'S TIME TO PLAY...

WHEEL OF RESPONSES.

DO YOU TELL A BALD-FACE LIE?

DO YOU TELL THE TRUTH.

HOW ABOUT FEIGNED IGNORANCE?

OR EVEN A BAD JOKE?

AND THE WHEEL LANDS ON.

ADMIT WITH ATTITUDE.

OKAY, I DO KNOW.

BUT I'M NOT TELLING.

SOME TEAM PLAYER. LET ME AT HIM.

HEY, YOU CAN HANG ME UPSIDE DOWN BY MY TOENAILS, I WON'T TELL.

YOU KNOW I HAVE A THING ABOUT SECRET IDENTITIES.

NOT THE RESPONSE I WAS LOOKING FOR, KID.

LISTEN, GUYS, I'M BEGGIN' YOU,

LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SHOT AT THIS SOLO.

I KNOW I CAN FIND HIM AND TAKE CARE OF THINGS WHERE NOBODY GETS HURT.

C'MON NICK, PLEASE.

SORRY, CAN'T DO IT.

THIS IS A SERIOUS PUBLIC THREAT.

ALL HANDS ON DECK. AS OF NOW, YOU'RE ON HIGH ALERT.

THE MINUTE YOU HEAR SOMETHING, YOU MOVE.

BUT NOT YOU.

IF KEEPING SECRETS FROM YOUR OWN TEAM IS HOW YOU'RE PLAYING IT,

THEN YOU'RE OFF THE ASSIGNMENT ALTOGETHER.

OKAY FURY, I'LL SIT THIS ONE OUT.

UH-HUH.

OKAY, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING.

BUT THIS IS HARRY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.

HE'S MY BEST FRIEND AND HE NEEDS MY HELP.

AND, Y'KNOW, THIS WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME I'VE DISOBEYED DIRECT ORDERS.

I CAN MAKE THIS WORK.

ALL IT NEEDS IS A LITTLE PATENTED "SPIDERMISCHIEF."

NOW, NOW, WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT NAUGHTY TALK.

YOU MADE YOUR BED, NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO SLEEP IN IT.

AH DON'T LISTEN T'DAT WUSS!

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOTTA' DO!

BESIDES, IT'S FOR YER BUDDY, RIGHT?

HE'S GOT A POINT.

SO IT'S A STAKEOUT, PEOPLE!

WITH HARRY'S DADDY ISSUES, I FIGURE

IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE --

[HISSING] AND THERE HE IS.

[GRUNTING]

HEY, REMEMBER WHEN I WAS TALKIN' ABOUT A LITTLE "SPIDERMISCHIEF?"

THIS IS IT. VENOM SIGHTED AT OSCORP TOWERS.

HIT IT.

OH, PARKER? WE'RE GONNA GO KICK BUTT ON YOUR SECRET PLAYMATE.

TOO BAD YOU WON'T BE AROUND TO WATCH.

[GASPS]

UGH!

WHOA. THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.

WE'RE STUCK.

NOT STUCK. WEBBED.

LIKE A SERPENT IN A GARDEN.

THAT SLIMY LITTLE--

[LAUGHTER]

MUCH OF THIS EQUIPMENT WILL HAVE TO BE REFURBISHED

FOR THE NEW TECHNOLOGY COMING IN.

NEW TECHNOLOGY?

WE WEREN'T AWARE OF ANY--

BECAUSE IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, BUT WHEN IT ARRIVES--

[LOUD RUMBLING]

[OSBORN] AH-HA. IT'S HERE.

AND AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.

MR. OSBORN, DON'T WORRY, SIR. I'LL--

I'LL BREAK YOUR SOUL INTO PIECES.

NO! DON'T DAMAGE HIM!

HE'S MY SON!

WHAT? NORMAN KNOWS THAT HARRY IS VENOM.

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT?

[HISSING]

HARRY. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY.

TOGETHER, WE CAN-- [SCREAMS]

UH!

IT'S ALL RIGHT, MR. OSBORN. WE'LL GET YOU TO SAFETY.

ISN'T HE MAGNIFICENT?

I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, HARRY!

STOP HURTING YOUR DA--

WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, VENOM.

AH!

YI-AH!

GEE, WHAT TOOK YOU GUYS?

SURPRISED WE MADE IT OUT OF YOUR LITTLE PRANK SO SOON?

FORGET IT, TIGER.

WE NEED TO DEAL WITH THIS NOW.

NO PROBLEM.

[LOUD ROAR]

WHOA. TAKE IT EASY.

UGH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WE'VE GOT OUR ORDERS.

I TOLD YOU I CAN HANDLE THIS.

NO ONE HAS TO GET HURT.

UH-OH.

TOO LATE FOR THAT.

[GRUNTS]

IRON FIST. OVER TO YOU.

READY.

NO! UH!

SORRY ABOUT THAT. HAD TO BE DONE.

WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE?

ARE YOU WITH US OR ARE YOU AGAINST US?

HEY, YOU FORGET.

THERE'S SOMEONE INSIDE THAT THING.

YOU GUYS ARE CLEARLY OUT FOR BLOOD.

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY.

AFRAID IT DOES, DORK.

WHOEVER'S LOST IN THERE IS LONG GONE.

TIME FOR MY S.H.I.E.L.D. ISSUE TIGER CLAWS.

I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S STILL IN THERE.

WHOEVER IT IS, WE GOT OUR ORDERS.

TAKE HIM, TEAM.

[FIGHTING NOISES]

TIGER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OUR JOB.

NO!

WHERE'S VENOM?

YOU LET HIM GET AWAY?

NOT EXACTLY.

I GOT A SAMPLE.

HMM.

WHAT'S...GOING ON HERE?

WHAT ARE YOU, ALL OF YOU, DOING HERE IN MY LAB?

WHO ASKED ANY OF YOU TO INTERFERE LIKE THIS?

YOU NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW.

THAT MEANS YOU, TOO.

OKAY, YEAH. THIS IS AWKWARD.

THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE WHO KNOW HARRY IS VENOM ARE ME

AND HIS DAD. AND NEITHER ONE OF US ARE TELLING?

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

[THUNDER]

OKAY, MAN. IT'S JUST US.

NO TEACHERS. NO COULSON. NO FURY.

NO WITNESSES.

WE ARE STANDING IN THE CIRCLE OF TRUST.

CIRCLE OF WHAT?

YOU WERE ACTUALLY PROTECTING VENOM FROM US. WHY?

YOU GOT TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT YOU'RE GONNA TRUST US.

THIS IS IT. NOW OR NEVER.

[BOTH] AH! OH!

[SIGHS]

OKAY, OKAY.

BUT THIS IS ONE OF THOSE

SWEAR-ON-YOUR-AUNT'S-LIFE KIND OF MOMENTS.

IN FACT, LET'S TAKE A BLOOD OATH RIGHT NOW--

PARKER!

RIGHT.

SO HERE'S THE THING.

THAT PERSON INSIDE VENOM, YOU KNOW TRAPPED IN THERE...

IS HARRY OSBORN.

[THUNDER]

OKAY. MAKES SENSE.

"MAKES SENSE?"

COME ON, THAT'S HUGE.

THERE WAS THUNDER AND EVERYTHING.

YOU GET WHY I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING BEFORE, RIGHT?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

BEST FRIEND, MORAL DILEMMA,

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

LOOK, HE'S IN OVER HIS HEAD.

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT.

HE JUST CAN'T CONTROL IT.

IF WE JUST TREAT HIM LIKE ANOTHER BAD GUY CREEP--

WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE THIS LATE AT NIGHT?

WHO AUTHORIZED THIS MEETING?

AND WHY ARE YOU HERE?

ME?

[STAMMERS]

WELL? SOMEBODY BETTER ANSWER ME

OR ELSE YOU ALL WILL BE CLEANING THE HELICARRIER DECK WITH TOOTHBRUSHES.

UH, WE GOT THE ALERT THAT VENOM WAS ATTACKING THE OSCORP BUILDING.

SO WE MOVED IN, WE ENGAGED, BUT THE TARGET ESCAPED.

OSCORP? AGAIN? WHAT IS GOING ON OVER THERE?

WE'RE NOT SURE, SIR.

JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS, I GUESS.

UH-HUH. IS THERE ANY PERTINENT INFO YOU'RE LEAVING OUT?

ANY OF YOU?

RIGHT?

SO YOU'RE ALL IN ON IT NOW.

FINE. JUST REMEMBER, THAT THAT THING IS STILL OUT THERE,

SO YOU'RE AT THREAT LEVEL ALPHA. FURY, OUT.

WOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, GUYS.

YOU DIDN'T RAT OUT HARRY.

YOU COULD HAVE, BUT YOU DIDN'T.

YOU ACTUALLY...COVERED FOR ME.

QUIT BLUBBERING. THERE'S STILL STUFF TO DO.

SO, ASIDE FROM HARRY OSBORN BEING TRAPPED INSIDE OF IT,

WHAT ELSE DO WE KNOW ABOUT VENOM?

C'MON, SOME INFO WE CAN USE HERE.

YOU MEAN, ASIDE FROM THIS?

[LIGHT BULB SNAPS AND BUZZES]

COME ON, BETTER FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.

ANYWAY, BACK TO THE EPIPHANY.

THAT'S IT. LET ME IN THE CHEM LAB WITH THIS

AND I'LL WHIP UP AN ANTI- VENOM

THAT'LL SAVE HARRY ONCE AND FOR ALL

ANTI-VENOM?

HOW 'BOUT AN UNCLE VENOM WHILE YOU'RE AT IT?

[CRICKETS]

OH, COME ON. UNCLE VENOM, THAT'S GOLD.

WAIT. YOU CAN DO THAT?

HE CAN DO THAT.

DON'T FORGET. I MADE MY WEB SHOOTER, REMEMBER?

SIMPLE CHEMICAL COMPOUND MIXTURE.

ISOLATE THE HYPOTHALMIC PROTEIN AND VOILA! EASY-PEASY!

SO, WHILE YOU'RE PLAYING PROFESSOR,

IT'S DOWN TO US TO FIND VENOM?

I DON'T KNOW, CAGE.

I HAVE A FEELING THAT'LL BE EASIER THAN YOU THINK.

[THUNDER]

OH, HEY. FORGOT I WAS A SCIENCE NERD, DIDN'T YA?

MAKING SOME ANTI-VENOM FROM THAT SAMPLE WE GOT.

NOT THE MOST EXCITING THING TO WATCH,

BUT IT'S GOTTA BE DONE.

THIS IS WHAT I'D BET YOU'D RATHER BE WATCHING ME DO RIGHT NOW.

[SPIDER MAN] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

THIS IS A SPIDEY FIGHT MONTAGE.

HOW DID SAM GET IN HERE?

GET LOST, BUCKET HEAD!

SORRY. WHY DON'T WE JUST SEE WHAT'S UP WITH THE REST OF THE TEAM.

SO WHAT'S OUR FIRST STEP?

HOW DO WE FIND VENOM?

HE COULD BE ANYWHERE IN THE CITY.

COULD BE A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK SITUATION.

I SENSE THAT HARRY WILL BE DRAWN TO THE SYMBIOTE SAMPLE.

HARRY? YOU MEAN VENOM.

SAME DIFFERENCE.

LET'S JUST DO OUR PART AND FIND HIM.

[DOORS CLOSE]

WHERE IS SPIDER MAN?

OKAY. FOUND.

[WHITE TIGER] WE'VE GOT TO CONTAIN IT SOMEHOW.

[POWER MAN] WE DON'T WANT TO HURT HIM.

WE JUST WANT TO STOP HIM.

TELL HIM THAT.

[TECHNO MUSIC]

[FIGHTING SOUNDS]

[HISSES]

[ROARS]

UH!

HOW MUCH LONGER IS SPIDEY GONNA NEED?

[TECHNO MUSIC]

[GROANS]

EUREKA!

I'VE GOT IT! THE ANTI-VENOM.

YOU GUYS FIND HIM YET?

[GROWLING] SPIDER MAN.

UGH. YOU WANT ME, COME AND GET ME.

HEY, HARRY. I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU.

I WANT TO HELP YOU.

HE-YAH!

[FIGHTING NOISES]

REMEMBER US?

OH, GREAT. WHERE DID THAT ANTI-VENOM WIND UP?

THERE.

[ELECTRICAL BUZZ]

[SCREAMS]

OH, MAN. HARRY. THERE HE IS.

[GROANING]

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE.

VENOM IS ALL THERE IS.

THIS IS OUR CHANCE. NOVA!

ON IT!

[ROARS]

AH!

UH!

NO!

[PANTING]

[SIGHS]

IT'S OKAY, HARRY.

IT'S OVER.

IT'S OVER.

[OSBORN] HARRY.

DAD?

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, SON.

DAD, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S STILL INSIDE OF ME OR NOT.

I'M SORRY.

DON'T APOLOGIZE.

AND DON'T BE SCARED.

I PROMISE TO USE ALL THE RESOURCES AT MY DISPOSAL

TO HELP US FIGURE THIS OUT.

TOGETHER.

SPIDER MAN?

YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE?

HE'S REALLY GOING TO BE OKAY THEN? I MEAN--

HE'LL BE FINE.

THIS IS A FAMILY MATTER.

THAT MEANS YOU CAN LEAVE.

WHAT? YOU DON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE?

I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE.

GOOD BYE, SPIDER MAN.

[WHOOSHING SOUND]

HELLO, VENOM.

I'M ONLY GONNA ASK ONCE, OCTAVIUS.

DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?

DID YOU KNOW ABOUT HARRY?

OF COURSE NOT. HOW COULD I POSSIBLY KNOW?

HOW COULD ANYONE KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR SON THAN YOU?

HMPH. VERY WELL.

IN ANY CASE, I'VE BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING.

SPIDER-MAN'S INTERFERENCE NOTWITHSTANDING,

SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH THIS BLOOD SAMPLE FROM MY SON.

[DOC OCK] OH, I WILL, NORMAN.

I WILL GIVE IT ALL MY EFFORT.

HE-YAH!

[FIGHTING SOUNDS]

[CANNON SHOTS]

[MACHINES POWER DOWN]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A TRAINING SESSION.

WE NEED TO TALK.

I WANTED TO SAY HOW MUCH IT MEANT TO ME

THAT I COULD CONFIDE IN YOU.

THAT YOU GUYS WERE WILLING TO HELP ME OUT.

ALL THAT STUFF.

WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS, WEB HEAD.

WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.

SO NO MORE SECRETS. DEAL?

TRUST IS THE STRONGEST BOND.

BELIEVE ME, I KNOW THAT NOW.

I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU.

EXCEPT FOR THE ANTI-VENOM I DID WITHOUT YOU.

YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW A BEAKER FROM YOUR ELBOW.

BUT, Y'KNOW, OTHER THAN THAT. HEH.

YOU SMUG LITTLE--

HOLD IT, TIGER.

I THINK WE'VE ALL LEARNED THE IMPORTANCE

OF TRUST AND HONESTY AND ALL THAT

TOUCHY-FEELY STUFF.

SO I GUESS WE NEED TO SPILL A LITTLE SECRET

WE'VE BEEN KEEPING.

UH, OKAY.

EVER SINCE WE JOINED S.H.I.E.L.D.,

WE'VE BEEN PLANNING A PARTICULAR TRAINING SESSION.

IT'S CALLED

SQUASH THE SPIDER.

[BEEPING]

[ALL] SQUASH THE SPIDER.

SQUASH THE SPIDER.

SQUASH THE SPIDER. WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE,

WHO NEEDS ENEMIES?

♪ [END THEME] ♪♪

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