Youtube daily report Jun 8 2017

"You are the special one ---"

The red star gives you a drop

And the poison affects you in a flash

The target is in the state of blind

You take my suggestive words seriously, treat me as the special one, try to hang out with me, no no no!

You push me down, take my clothes off, go to bed with me, cool!

You always say I'm the special one and play with me, no no!

But I get intoxicated with your love and played by you

Mere a relationship for hooking-up

Morality?

Respect?

"You're disgusting"

What do pretended innocence and a wooden box have in common?

They both rattle a lot but have nothing in them

The loathsome puppy "wears cat's skin"

He pushes his own justice and mews innocently

Fly High!! Take me at my words

I sing you my blind love to you and you take it without doubt

I won't forgive you if you can't cure my wounds

'Cause I'm an idol

In this game the red star

Violently leaves from you, a subsidiary character

He targets another prey

And moves to the next subsidiary character

I didn't take your suggestive words seriously, didn't expect to be treated as the special one at all, at all!

You played rudely, went ecstasy, made fun of everything, went mad, how come?

You just said I was the special one and played with me, no no!

I get worn out and fail again ---

In this give-and-take relationship you cry as if in a tragedy drama

And play the heroine

What do pretended innocence and a microwave oven have in common?

They both start automatically if you push start buttons

I turn my face from the inconvenient things

I play the victim and say "oh no"

Get lost!!! Raise your head

And sing revenge songs to those disgusting guys

I feel ashamed of my scars and hide them

I, as a heroine, won't forgive you

Well well well

"With what does an idol have in common?"

"It's a brat"

Well well well well

"Why do you think so?"

"They both are mired in mud"

Well well well

"With what does an elegant girl have in common?"

"A drama"

Well well well well

"Why do you think so?"

"They both are show-offs"

They both are fictional things

What do an idol and a railroad have in common?

They both are looking for boys one another

But she pretends to be innocent

She blames someone for it saying "oh no oh no oh no oh no"

"Oh no oh no oh no oh no"

What do pretended innocence and a telephone have in common?

They both ring a lot but

The loathsome puppy "wears cat's skin"

He pretends to be a good person saying "you see, you see, you see"

Fly High!!! Who believed you without doubt and forgave you?

Just think it

It takes two to make a quarrel

I hate you so good bye now

We two are corrupt people

For more infomation >> 【Yamine Renri + KAI KIM】Sincerity Nature: Drastic Measures of Ignorance【UTAU Cover】 - Duration: 3:51.

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Agar.io Mobile Gameplay - Screen Recording Test FAILED - Duration: 3:08.

CaptainBubblez: Hey guys, welcome to another video.. Today we are gonna play more Agar.io... :P

CB: And this is Bubblez..*(laugh)* XD

CB: Worst intro *[wut?]* SO anyways...

CB: Woaahh! O_O

CB: I got blown up.... okay...

CB: I hope the gameplay can see this, if not then sorry about it...

CB: You can't even see it because my camera's sucks and... YOOWWW!! :O *(?!)*

*(Recorder falls then black screen of nothingness :0)*

CB: Well.... CRAP!! O_O

CB: ok

CB: OK

CB: I think we are good. This is so UNCOMFORTABLE !! Oh well.. I wish there's an easier way to get rid of this!! D:

CB: I don't know how.. XD

CB: ok

CB: Kaaay

CB: How you able to "W" yourself?

CB: And I keep even...!!

CB: It's like recording the top instead the game!! D:<

CB: Okay

*(Recorder falls for the second time :D)*

CB: OH MY...!! >:(

CB: *(sigh)* I CAN'T EVEN DO THIS!!! D:< Unlikely..

CB: NYAAHH *(Camera falls again for the THIRD TIME)*

CB: I'm freaking done with THIS STUPID RECORDER!!! >:(

*(LOUD SCRATCH RIP O_o)*

CB: Okay [I said that for like 5 times and this is my 6th time saying "ok"!!)

CB: Can... get.. *(?!)*

CB: Gosh dang it!! >:(

CB: No?

CB: Yes.. NO.

CB: Go.. YES!! I got it, okay! Oh my gosh! :'D

CB: Okay.. NOO!!!

CB: God!!

CB: Is it me frustrating? Hard to play this game!

CB: Oh my god..

CB: Ahh... no!! Come on! Merge! There you go.

CB: God

CB: *(quietly)* Okay

CB: Let's collect some mass. I can't because I'm.. *(?)*

CB: *(laughing)*

CB: I'm wondering if I can do a "linesplit" in this...

[Surprise in:]

[3]

[2]

[1]

*(Someone calling...)*

CB: UH OH O_o

*(Black screen but LOUD NOISES)*

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HOW TO USE THE "OH S*** I MISCLICKED" - Duration: 3:51.

Woo!

16-0 boys.

Alright, last round.

Let's buy out.

"Ah fuck, I miss clicked" James you fucking Imbecile!

We go through this every fucking time with you!

"It was an accident" 'iT WAs aN aCCIdeNT' All you had to do

was buy the negev!

"Uh hey, c-c-can you guys get this over with and just win, I have to leave for class

soon" *Bang*

And you call yourself Global…

… Am I retarded?

Do you have too much money?

Are buy binds too confusing for you?

Did you like eating paint chips as a kid?

Then fear not!

The mis click is for you!

First let's go over some background history of the Miss Click:

The M249 was a sick prank by valve to fuck with the newer players that just got CSGO

to make them think just because it's more expensive that it means it's clearly better.

"Don't worry guiez I got the M249 because I got lot's of money!1!"

"Oh my dude you just got pranked!

Bet you didn't' see that one coming, huh?"

When you first get CSGO, buying the M249 for the first time is a right of passage for every

player, as you discover that not all guns are priced equally for how effective they

are ($500 LMAO)

Now let's move on to some statistics of the $5000 automatic Glock:

None of these stats are going to matter to you anyways.

The only stat you need to remember is how much it costs, because that's how much money

you're going to lose when you accidentally buy this thing.

The M249 is available on CT and T side for $5200.

It has a rate of fire of: slower than the negev

It has a magazine size of: less than the negev It has a reload speed of: doesn't fucking

matter since you're going to be dead before you even get the chance to reload with this

It has a recoil pattern of: a silver elite player attempting to spray an AK47 with parkinson's

Smitty you sonofabitch.

People have been waiting 2 weeks for this video!

What's the hold up?

What do I pay you for?!

No excuses.

You slip up again and ya fired.

Now let's move on to some gameplay tactics of the worst economic disaster since 2008:

Step 1 to buying it is: YOU DONT No one actually buys this thing.

You only buy it when you fuck up, just like when you wake up with a hangover and discovered

you bought $500 worth of useless shit last night on Amazon.

Or you purposely bought it when you couldn't afford a negev.

(RIP old price) Just like when you go to a restaurant and

ask for a drink: "Hey, can I get coke"

"Uh...is pepsi okay?"

*Fuck you bitch they're not the same* "I mean..ye..yeah that's okay"

You can't really do anything useful ingame with the constant reminder that you fucked

up.

Just like a liberal arts degree.

You can't really apply it towards anything.

And even if you try, everyone will just laugh at you.

So that's all there is to using the misclick.

Tune in next time as I show you how to use the Gold Nova, and remember: you..you should

really get some buy binds setup so you don't fuck up and buy this thing.

For more infomation >> HOW TO USE THE "OH S*** I MISCLICKED" - Duration: 3:51.

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Nissan Micra 1.2 98pk DIG-S Acenta SR AIRCO CRUISE - Duration: 0:54.

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Audi Q7 3.0 TDI quattro Pro Line S 7p - Duration: 0:54.

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TUYÊN BỐ GÂY SỐC của Mỹ khiến Trung Quốc QUYẾT ĐỊNH TÁO BẠO - Duration: 41:12.

For more infomation >> TUYÊN BỐ GÂY SỐC của Mỹ khiến Trung Quốc QUYẾT ĐỊNH TÁO BẠO - Duration: 41:12.

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Man finds stabbing victim on his porch after Warren home invasion - Duration: 2:15.

after a violent home invasion in

Warren leaves two people shot

and one stabbed.

It's the story we brought you as

breaking news at 5 and 6.

Tonight we also have the first

hand account from the man who

says he found one of

the victims bleeding from the

head and face....

A man bleeding on the back

porch--its our top story at 10.

[A9]20170607 WRN INVASION 27-PK

Walter Jackson-Found Victim: "I

heard a commotion on my back

porch. I

opened the door and there was a

gentleman laying there, bleeding

pretty

bad." MANDY NOELL/ WKBN ANCHOR:

Warren police tell First News-

three people were in a home on

West Market Street

when two men with guns stormed

it... around 4:30 this

afternoon... and

started shooting. Two in the

home... were shot. A third man

was stabbed and ran to Walter

Jackson's home on Vermont Avenue

Northwest.

Walter Jackson-Found victim: "I

ask him his name, i ask him

where he

come from. All he kept saying

was 'they're trying to kill me,

I need help'."

MANDY NOELL/ WKBN ANCHOR Jackson

immediately dialed 911.

911 Operator: Trumbull County

911 Where is your emergency?

Walter Jackson: Warren, Ohio

BUTTED:

911 Operator: What's going on

there? Walter Jackson: "I have a

gentleman

who just came on my back porch-

he's bleeding like crazy.

Somebody beat the

hell out of him. MANDY NOELL/

WKBN ANCHOR

Police said today they were

still looking for ONE person

they believe was involved.

911 Operator: Where's he

bleeding from on his body?

Walter Jackson: All over his

face, from what I can see. His

eye's pretty messed

up. He's got a big gash on his

nose. I can't tell if he's

bleeding from inside

his mouth or not. He's bleeding

pretty hard. Walter Jackson

"The back of his head, he had a

pretty deep laceration across

the back of his head,

across his right eye, and down

his nose." MANDY NOELL/ WKBN

ANCHOR

Jackson says he never met the

man... but he ran to grab

towels... and put

pressure on the wounds. Walter

Jackson

"I just tried to stop the

bleeding and stuck with him and

stayed right there until the

cops, the paramedics showed up."

MANDY NOELL/ WKBN ANCHOR

Neighbors who live across from

the home that was robbed are

shaken up.

Justin O'Brien: ITS WAY TO CLOSE

TO HOME.

Ashley Hughes: I HONESTLY DON'T

KNOW HOW TO FEEL. I DON'T...

IT'S

JUST CRAZY. [A10]20170607 WRN

INVASION 27-TAG

NOW... We haven't heard from

Warren police on an update on

the suspect

search... OR the condition of

the victims.

We are looking into why the

suspects wanted to rob this

house.

For more infomation >> Man finds stabbing victim on his porch after Warren home invasion - Duration: 2:15.

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Update on somethin' small. - Duration: 0:15.

For more infomation >> Update on somethin' small. - Duration: 0:15.

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MYSTERY Pokemon Trading Card Game Booster Pack Plus Rare Pokemon Pull! Daily Fast Pack! - Duration: 2:49.

what's up everyone welcome back to be seamless guys we're back here with a

daily fast pack I have six booster packs right here XY evolutions breakthrough

phantom forces sunny moon Guardian Rising Sun and Moon and steam seas guys

I also have a die here and we're going to go ahead and roll it in whatever it

lands on is what pack we're opening this is number one two three four five and

six let's see what we can get leaving your comments right now what you think

it's going to land on ready here we go three two one go Oh fell off screen it

was a five you know it fell off screen so let's read roll here we go here we go

there it is Oh roll the five again nice alright so we are opening up the Sun and

Moon booster pack let's go ahead and get these other ones out of the way and jump

on into this bad boy all right here we go guys we have a Sun and Moon booster

pack within sinner or on the face cover here we go

can we use something epic I think this one you just flip over for the card

hopefully I don't ruin it here we go okay good good you're good alright so

here's the code guys I'm trying not to look at the back of these code cards

because they kind of give it away but here we go there is the code let me know

what you guys get in the comments let's go ahead and go for to the front and get

this pokemon opening going here we go guys we're starting off with an energy a

Briony a cracker rack a pelipper a lollipop a Parris a Ferro a Litton guys

I have a good feeling about this a young good a reverse toga den guru and guys

our final card for this opening here goes ready three two one and guys

Kelly how in fact that's impossible you check that

card out I have a good feeling about this one let's see if it was what it is

a white coat all right there is a coat let me know what you guys get the

comments buddy check that out guys that is awesome

looking guys be sure to go ahead and follow me on instagram my handle is on

the screen right now and check it out i post some cool videos and give some

codes away and stuff you guys are play online and whatnot but check that cut

out thank you guys for watching the Fastback hope to see you back here again

and leave a like in and don't forget to subscribe to my channel if you are not

subscribed and we'll see you next time i'm bc unleashed bye

For more infomation >> MYSTERY Pokemon Trading Card Game Booster Pack Plus Rare Pokemon Pull! Daily Fast Pack! - Duration: 2:49.

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Wonect goes to Dagashi Bar! - Duration: 3:36.

We previously had a video about Dagashi (old Japanese sweets) store, right?

Today, we are here at Dagashi BAR!

What kind of place is it...

Let's find out!!

(staff) Allow me to explain.

It's 500 yen for 1 hour,

with unlimited amount of dagashi snacks.

What kind of game is there?

Have you played all of the games before?

Not sure, I don't know what kind of games they have.

You probably don't know these, Roger?

Yea, I don't! Never touched them before...!

Nostalgic!

This is a little difficult.

Isn't "Yoshi's Island" quite famous?

Very famous!

For me...

Ice-cream.

I shall aim for these.

Gari Gari Kun!

Is everyone feeling nostalgic?

As a Japanese? / It sure is.

But there are a few snacks that I don't know

Ah!

Oomori san, you have found something?

Yo... Yotsu-chan?

Yocchan.

You're not touching any!

This is that good?

It's good.

But it's hard to differentiate between them.

Yea! I was wondering how this is like...

This was expensive, if I remember correctly.

It actually tried to mimic itself as tobacco.

Finally we start! Go!

So it seems...!

Mizuguchi-san!

Do your best!

But I'm not looking?

Maybe you have keep looking that way.

So you may need to press A too.

Is it A?

Seems different.

Hey! Isn't that unfair?

Ah! You can change directions!

Alright, Ho-san! You are the only one left!

(Boss) I'm going to face right.

What is this? KAIJI (manga reference)?

I'm going to face right!

Hey wait! That's unfair!

It's great that I passed you the controller!

Disqualification from disobeying rules..!

It's out!

Is it alright?

Oh no. It sprayed onto the consoles.

For more infomation >> Wonect goes to Dagashi Bar! - Duration: 3:36.

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The F Word S01E02 | June 7, 2017 - Duration: 42:05.

For more infomation >> The F Word S01E02 | June 7, 2017 - Duration: 42:05.

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What to say when you make a mistake! - Duration: 6:44.

Oops.

Oh. Oops.

Oh. Oops.

I made a mistake three times. My name's Ronnie. I forgot that

I was going to make lessons today, and instead of wearing, you know, like normal clothes,

I decided to be a lion. I guess I really messed up. I'm sorry.

[Laughs] I'm not sorry at all.

I'm going to teach you by request from Germany-hi, guys-what to say when stuff goes wrong. So

you make a mistake; everyone makes mistakes, it's normal, don't worry. We have certain

slang phrases that you can say, makes you sound cool. Rainier, if you

want to sound cool, you can do this.

Most popular ones, we would say: "I screwed up."

or "I messed up." or "I f*@ked up."

We can also say: "I mucked it up." All of these expressions just mean:

"Oops, I made a mistake."

So you can say, for example: "I messed up my job interview."

Or: "Oh my god, I really f*@ked up my car."

It means that maybe you had an accident and now your car is destroyed.

So all of these just means there was an accident, or a mistake, or something bad happened. So,

be careful. These are phrasal verbs, so we have: "screw up", "messed up", "f*@ked up",

and "mucked up".

Then we have nouns. So these are describing usually a person. You can say:

"somebody is a screw up", "someone is a f*@k up".

It means that they always make mistakes. Maybe they're a little bit stupid.

They're just not doing things as they should. You will see this a

lot in movies. There's always, like, the teenage boy, and his dad's like:

"You're such a f*@k up! You can't do anything right!"

And the kid: "Wah", and drama happens. So we use these

a lot in movies as well.

Something that I remember my grandmother and my mother saying was: "Oh dash", "Oh darn".

Now, these are... We'll call them mother and grandmother expressions. They're not offensive,

they're not slang. It's kind of a nice way to say: "Oops." I remember when I was a child

there was a TV show called The Mad Dash, and I was like:

"Gran, you should be on that show, because you say: 'Oh dash.'"

"Dash" means to run quickly, so I couldn't understand why

she was wanting to run quickly. It must be a grandmother thing. You might hear people

also say: "Oh my gosh" or "Oh my goodness". These are just ways for people who don't want

to say: "Oh my god". Some people get offended if you say: "Oh my god", so instead of saying:

"god", they say: "goodness" or "gosh". "Oh my gosh".

Okay? But it basically means: "Oh my god",

or "darn", or "dash", or "oops". Okay? Mm-kay.

We have another expression. You might know: "That sucks." It's a kind of an older expression.

We also have an expression that something blows. You can say, past tense: "I blew it.

I really blew it." It means: "I really messed up or I really made a mistake. I'm sorry."

So you can use it like: "I blew the job interview." or: "I screwed up the job interview.",

"I messed up the job interview." Another way we use this is to talk about money. You can say:

"I blew all my money on beer." Which is not a good thing. It means that you spent

all of your money only on beer. Don't do that. You need to, you know, save money for beer,

save for everything. But if you blow your money on something it means you spent it all.

So you'll hear this, again, a lot in movies, we use it all the time.

One thing that is another common word that we use a lot in computers, maybe you see if

your computer's in English is for technology, something crashes. You'll see it in a lot

of sci-fi movies, too. If something crashed it means it's broken temporarily. Not for

a long time. So: "My p.c. or my computer crashed." This is only for software or electronics.

So if your computer crashes, it means you're working on it or you're doing something, and

then all of a sudden - gone. What's happened to your computer? Probably when you're doing

important things it just decides not to work anymore. So your computer crashed. You can say:

"My computer bit it." or "My computer choked."

It just means it's broken, it doesn't work anymore.

You can say: "I bit it!" I used to say this a lot when I was skiing. If I fell, it was:

"Oh, I bit it again." It just means you made a mistake or you failed. "I choked on my test."

It's not this. Again: "I bit it" and "I choked" means you failed the test.

So: "I choked the job interview.", "I choked on something." It just means you didn't do well.

We have one more expression, it's actually a movie. And the reason why I'm telling you

about this movie is because it's from Canada, it's a Canadian movie. You might see this

expression, it's kind of old: "FUBAR!" "FUBAR" means "f*@ked up beyond recognition". So we

would use this if we're really, really, really, really drunk, like:

"Oh my god, I was FUBAR'd last night." It's an older expression,

but it is a good movie if you want to learn about

Canadian culture.

So the next time you get FUBAR or the next time you really muck something up or mess

it up, don't worry. Even if you blew it, it doesn't matter. It's just a mistake. You'll

hopefully get another chance and you can make it right.

Til next time, rawr.

For more infomation >> What to say when you make a mistake! - Duration: 6:44.

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James Corden Joins Gordon Ramsay In The Kitchen | Season 1 Ep. 2 | THE F WORD - Duration: 3:53.

Right, I'm here with "The Late Late Show" host and triple

threat performer, James Corden.

Now, we know he can dance, sing, and act.

But what I want to know is, can this man cook?

Yes.

Yes, I can.

And what are you cooking?

We're cooking a chicken Thai noodle broth.

So I've got the exact same ingredients that you've got.

Yes.

This is your dish.

Right.

And it's my job to beat you.

Well, I mean you are [inaudible] chef,

it's not your really your job.

It's my job to beat you.

- Are you ready? - I'm ready.

I'm pumped.

May the best noodle win.

Let's do it.

Who taught you to cook this dish?

Jamie Oliver, best chef in the UK.

That's what everybody says.

There's no one actually quite like him.

GORDON RAMSAY: He's a great cook.

No, this wasn't [inaudible], though.

This was my mum. - Right.

We used to cook this at home.

Have a little smell.

Yeah, but see, that's burnt to me.

You can't serve that.

You're nuts.

That's caramelization.

That's burnt.

That is a burnt piece of veggie.

You cannot serve that.

That is carameli--

You can't serve that.

You cannot do that!

You can't serve that.

This is the best mood I've ever seen you

in in a kitchen, unless you're doing

the "Master Chef" for kids.

I thought you were just grumpy all the time.

Who's been your favorite carpool karaoke guest?

I think it was probably Bruno Mars.

Right.

Oh.

Oh, [beep].

Have you really--

That is too sharp.

Look at that.

You're not blaming me the knives.

Look.

One finger down, nine to go.

Wow.

Just close your eyes.

Blow on it a little bit.

Close your eyes.

Wait, just-- mm, come on.

Come on!

That's the worst--

who's gonna eat that?

Is that a joke?

Come on.

No wonder you have to get out of England.

[beep].

- You haven't just done it. - Damn.

No, you haven't.

No, you haven't just done it!

[beep].

- Have you done it? - Joking!

Come on!

You old dog.

Are you kidding me?

For the first time in my life I felt genuine empathy for you.

Look at that.

That is beautifully cooked.

I'm sorry.

Slightly pink in the middle.

No, it's not.

It's gorgeous!

Well, that bit looks a little bit pink there.

You're full of [beep].

That is not pink.

That is just-- that is perfect.

GORDON RAMSAY: So this gets the stock darker and better.

Hang on.

You have to take the ladle-- is that hot?

No. No, no, no.

- Promise me? - Promise you, that's fine.

OK. So I take the ladle.

That's it.

In, and just let that through the stock.

It's a lot easier than I thought, actually.

Yeah, let that-- let that--

It's a lot easier that I thought.

No, no, no, no, no!

No!

No!

It's gonna make all the difference, that.

GORDON RAMSAY: We finished with some garnish and it's time

to take our bowls to the cooking class

across the hall to see which thai chicken

noodle broth they prefer.

We'll see what they're going to say.

- Let's find out. - All right.

GORDON RAMSAY: Excuse me.

Excuse me, sorry for interrupting.

Good evening!

Would you mind being the judge of these two dishes, please?

JAMES CORDEN: Yeah? - All right.

Good luck. - OK.

GORDON RAMSAY: James's great bowl has all the looks

of a beautiful dish, but I'm confident my flavors

will give me the win.

JAMES CORDEN: She didn't try a piece of chicken.

No, it's ridiculous!

She's got [inaudible].

GORDON RAMSAY: She literally had a mushroom of mine.

- No, no, no, no. - [beep].

No, no.

She had a mushroom--

No.

Dig deep!

I mean, he's got the whole flavor there.

Have you come to a consensus?

Four of us chose one bowl.

One of us chose the other.

Go on.

We had to go with the black bowl.

Yes!

4 to 1. Thank you.

- Congratulations. - Good job.

Thank you.

Well played.

Which was the one?

Who chose mine?

Well done.

Well played.

For more infomation >> James Corden Joins Gordon Ramsay In The Kitchen | Season 1 Ep. 2 | THE F WORD - Duration: 3:53.

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Gordon Ramsay Tries His Talent On The Racing Track | Season 1 Ep. 2 | THE F WORD - Duration: 3:53.

[music playing]

DANICA PATRICK: Hey!

Good to see you.

How are you?

Oh man.

Good to see you.

Congrats on an amazing season so far.

Yeah.

Behind that steering wheel, there's quite

a foodie in you, isn't there?

Oh, I love food.

The race prep, what do you eat?

What do you go through from start to finish?

Breakfast. Super important.

So for breakfast I had butternut squash, bison, spinach,

diced apple, half an avocado.

I love you.

- And then usually-- - Bison for breakfast?

Yeah. Ground bison.

Yeah.

Yeah, instead of beef. It's better.

Bison tastes better. - Lean.

Lean, lean lean. - Yeah.

Now, you know I'm quite competitive.

I know.

So I'm going to look after the crew, but I want--

I need to get on that track.

Are you saying that you want to try it out?

I've been qualifying with a 23:16.

If you could come within 20 seconds of that

I would be impressed.

I would also ask that they had ambulances on both sides

of the track then.

Just because.

I'm not that bad.

I'm trying to set the expectations

low so you can exceed them.

- Good luck. - OK.

- Break a leg. - All right.

Good luck, Danica.

- Thank you. - Take care.

Thanks, darling.

GORDON RAMSAY (VOICEOVER): Before the hardcore NASCAR fans

file into the stadium, I'm going to see if I can live up

to Danica's challenge and make it around the track

in less than 30 seconds.

F word.

Stands for fast.

[engine roaring]

[music playing]

Whew.

That was incredible.

Please tell me it's good news.

About 29 seconds.

That's not bad.

No, that's not bad. Good.

But room for improvement.

Yeah.

Room for improvement.

GORDON RAMSAY (VOICEOVER): In Danica's work,

she is the head chef, but just like any restaurant,

I know she has the most amazing, hardworking crew behind her.

I can't wait to meet these guys.

- Good morning. - Good morning, Gordon.

Good to see you.

How prolific is timing for you?

100%.

These guys got about 11 seconds to do four tires and anywhere

up to 18 gallons of fuel.

ENGINES ROARING AND TOOLS AT WORK

So, just like any restaurant, timing is of the essence.

GORDON RAMSAY (VOICEOVER): I'm fast in the kitchen.

Can I be fast in the pits?

We're going to let you glue up this set over here.

GORDON RAMSAY (VOICEOVER): Lug nuts on.

Bloody hell.

Monster tires moved.

You're going to hold that trigger wide open

and just go 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

GORDON RAMSAY (VOICEOVER): Air gun primed.

[air gun whining and laughter]

Man, that's hard.

If I were to [bleep] compare that to cooking you'd be

working at McDonald's, bud.

[laughter]

GORDON RAMSAY (VOICEOVER): These guys work hard to keep

Danica at top speed.

Now it's my turn to fuel them up with a delicious meal.

I'm going to make an amazing breakfast.

Quick, easy, simple.

And you're going to help with a smoothie.

All right.

So we're taking some of the local crab

and turning that into an amazing omelette.

[music playing]

Onions, peppers, hash, nuts.

Get it 2/3 cooked and then we'll throw in the crab.

GORDON RAMSAY (VOICEOVER): Topped

with creme fraiche and chives.

[music slows to a stop]

Got to watch carefully, because you're doing this next.

Oh no. [laughs]

Just like you did to me with those nuts.

GORDON RAMSAY (VOICEOVER): Plate and serve

with a nutrient rich smoothie.

Aye, breakfast of champions.

So healthy, delicious, quite rich, but tasty.

Cheers.

If we don't win, you can't blame the breakfast.

Absolutely not.

Promise?

GORDON RAMSAY (VOICEOVER): Breakfast done.

Off to the starting line.

ANNOUNCER: And now, for the most famous words in motor sports,

please welcome Gordon Ramsay!

Drivers, start your engines.

[MUSIC PLAYING AND ENGINES

STARTING]

Right.

New friends, fast cars, delicious food, and

a perfect day at a NASCAR race.

Time for me to head back to the "F Word" restaurant.

[music playing]