Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Youtube daily report Feb 1 2018

My name is Lucy Lewis.

And my high school...

...has officially gone weird.

(Talking fast) Can't stay, Luce! Just wanted to say

stellar job on those free school breakfasts last term.

Hashtag reluctant hero.

Forward slash you rock!!

Thanks.

Gotta motor, I'm late for P.E.

So, an anonymous Instagrammer

is posting photos of Hills High's best

and worst dressed students.

Now everyone is way too worried about what wear.

But I have a stunning plan.

I'm ignoring it until it goes away.

Hey Jess.

It's J'ess.

I added an apostrophe they're huge in New York right now.

I bet they're still the same size.

You should be careful with your whole look.

Don't want to be Instagram's next worst dressed.

I choose not to engage.

Plus, it's less of a "look" and more of a "don't look".

I forgot you're self-righteous nerd with...

... wild ship Malaysia.

It's mild hip dysplasia.

That's what I said.

Not engaging.

Well, later loser.

Actually, it's Lucy.

Is it really?

J'ess is a real j'erk.

Yo, LL Cool J.

Has cool Mr. Kinloch got a cool offer

for his coolest over-achieving do-gooder?

You say cool too much.

I signed you up as a peer tutor.

Cool, right?

That is the opposite of cool.

That's you, Lucy Lawless warrior princess.

You gots to go with your strengths.

I think we've established I'm neither edgy nor ironically hip.

Just hip displaced.

Hey, did you catch Hills Highs and Lows on the 'gram this morning?

I choose not to engage.

As should you.

Yeah, I know it's whack.

But I gots to make sure they're not posting teachers outfits, yo.

That would be straight up unwoke.

Mr. Spraggon is best dressed?!

Man, that guy is so last Tuesday.

You should ask the popularettes, Lila and Isla.

They know all about that stuff.

Mos def LMNOP. Mos def.

You won't be needing those books today, dog.

What subject is this?

English.

Sweet, I'm fluent already.

(SFX multiple text alerts.)

Ruby is today's worst dressed student.

This is suboptimal.

No one follows Hills Highs and Lows...

Um, everyone does!

Even people who aren't engaging for goodie-one-shoe reasons.

Click and unfollow and it'll go away?

Only it won't.

This is on the internet forever.

It only has 17,000 followers.

Are you trying to help?

Yeah?

Try harder.

Kia kaha wahine.

You know personally, I admire your unconventional approach to fashion.

Who cares what's traditionally flattering.

I'm going to choose to take that as a compliment, Dave.

Hey, nerd.

I heard you're gonna be a tutor?

I am the geekiest girl in the land.

Nah, you'll be sweet.

You're so smart and ... um

... and punctual.

Hello?! Teenage crisis here!

Don't let the haters get you down, Rubes.

Be cool. Exhibit A.

He so likes you.

Boys like Dave don't like girls like me.

Sweet threads, Ruby.

You're so brave with your fashion choices.

Sarcastic eyeroll, yawn.

Especially because it must be really hard finding cool stuff...

... in that size.

Not engaging.

Forget it.

You're a real mean girl, Jess.

Excuse me, what loser?

You heard me.

You're a mean, unnecessary apostrophe having

dumb clothes wearing...

SFX School Bell

... and your grades are well below average.

Whoa!

OMG, yo?

Y'all better check yourselves

before you wreck yourselves.

Looks like it's principal o'clock, Lucy Lips.

You too, Boy George.

Google it, girlfriend.

At Hills High

we use our words to help not hinder.

In my defence she was bullying Ruby about her outfit.

In my defence her outfit was hideous.

Like someone else I could mention...

This Instagram account is making people go crazy.

Unreasonable teenage behaviour was around way before the interwebs.

Here it comes. Lucy detention.

Lucy...

... you did the right thing.

Huh?

Bullying girls for what they wear is not cool and it's not clever.

Jess detention.

It's pronounced J'ess.

That's all I s'aid.

What the flip just happened?

I heard Lucy totally stood up to J'ess!

I heard she punch her in the face.

I heard that she punched you in the gym.

I heard she punched her in the lunch hour.

I heard she didn't do it as well as I would have done it.

(Talking fast) I heard Lucy was so mean

that J'ess cried so hard she burst a tear duct

and had to be sent to hospital but they got her confused with another patient called Jess

and gave her an experimental drug and now she has the tail!

Lucy is so cool.

O.M flipping G hashtag don't be a bystander.

Retweet.

You should totally come online shopping with us tomorrow.

Online shopping?

Goodbye loser nerd.

Hello slightly popular nerd?

I smell a makeover.

I smell tacos.

(SFX Principal Announcement.)

Due to recent events I've decided

Hills High will now have

a strict student dress code.

Dress code?

No distracting bright colours

tight clothes

spaghetti straps

short skirts or inappropriate outfits.

And it's all thanks to Lucy Lewis.

I think we're actually really busy tomorrow.

Unfriended.

I have a bad feeling about this.

But I gots to check ... blurgh

For more infomation >> Lucy Lewis Can't Lose S2 Episode 1 of 5 - Duration: 8:20.

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$10K bond for Kalamazoo doctor facing deportation - Duration: 2:54.

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PyeongChang 2018 will be safe, despite tensions from North Korea: U.S. State Department - Duration: 0:44.

And while the two Koreas are settled into their Olympic truce, the United States says

it's confident the Winter Olympics in South Korea will be safe,... despite lingering tensions

with the North.

State Department officials overseeing security for the U.S. Olympic team said on Wednesday

that they have planned for all possible threat scenarios over the past two years, prepping

for PyeongChang 2018,... over fears of further North Korean nuclear tests and ballistic missile

launches.

Under Secretary of State for Public Diplomacy Steve Goldstein said while the U.S. has concerns

about the North's military parade set for the day before the opening ceremony of the

Olympics, he hopes North Korea embraces the spirit of the Games.

For more infomation >> PyeongChang 2018 will be safe, despite tensions from North Korea: U.S. State Department - Duration: 0:44.

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Colder morning, similar afternoon highs _ 020118 - Duration: 2:05.

Good morning, those of us in the capital had fairly clear views of the super moon last

night but skies weren't that cooperative for southern provinces with thick clouds all night.

As for today's weather, we are waking up to a colder morning than yesterday at minus 8

degrees in Seoul but readings will rise rapidly and by the afternoon we'll see higher temperatures

than Wednesday.

Taking a closer look at the readings for other cities, Daejeon saw a low of minus 7 degrees

while Daegu and Gwangju had a low of minus 4 degrees.

As for the highs, Seoul will rise to 1 degree Celsius, Daegu and Gwangju will have highs

of 5 and 6 degrees.

Most parts will be under mostly sunny skies along with dry weather alerts.

Those of you who are planning some outdoor activities this weekend will need to dress

extra warmly, as another round of freezing temperatures are on tap, then icy cold readings

will linger into early next week.

That's Korea for you and here's the international weather for viewers around the world.

For more infomation >> Colder morning, similar afternoon highs _ 020118 - Duration: 2:05.

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Two Koreas start joint ski training in North Korea - Duration: 1:51.

We start with the sports diplomacy between the Koreas,...

With about a week to go before the curtain comes up on PyeongChang 2018,... ten more

North Korean Olympic athletes will be heading south of the border in the coming hours,...

adding to the dozen other players already training in the South.

Ji Myung-kil reports.

Some thirty-one skiers from South Korea have traveled to North Korea's Masikryong Ski Resort

on Wednesday.

The group of non-Olympic skiers and ski coaches took a chartered flight to the North's Kalma

Airport, some 45 minutes away from the resort.

On the first day the skiers got used to the slopes of the Masikryong Ski Resort with some

free skiing sessions.

On the second day... the South and North alpine and cross-country skiers will hold joint training

sessions including friendly races.

North Korean skiers who will compete in PyeongChang 2018 will also be participating in the training

session.

<Once the joint training ends on Thursday,... the South Korean delegation will fly back

home, accompanied by ten North Korean athletes, including short track and figure skaters as

well as cross-country and alpine skiers.

Twelve members of the North Korean women's ice hockey team already arrived in the South

last week.>

Prior to the joint event,...

South Korea has been in close consultation with the United States.

The Seoul government has stated that the inter-Korean sports and cultural activities won't break

the international community's sanctions on the North.

Last September, the Trump administration announced a set of independent sanctions that included

banning vessels and aircraft that have visited North Korea within 180 days from entering

the U.S. Ji Myung-kil, Arirang News.

For more infomation >> Two Koreas start joint ski training in North Korea - Duration: 1:51.

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Russian envoy to North Korea says limitations on oil trade are too harsh - Duration: 1:45.

Russia's envoy to North Korea has warned that international limitations on oil trade with

Pyongyang are far too harsh... and could leave the regime with no choice but to lash out.

He says the crushing UN sanctions on North Korea will inevitably lead to a humanitarian

crisis.

Lee Seung-jae reports.

With the ongoing sanctions on North Korea aimed at curbing the regime's development

of nuclear weapons,... the UN and the United States have sought to reduce the North's access

to crude oil and refined petroleum products.

However, according to Russia's ambassador to North Korea, Alexander Matzergora,... lowering

deliveries any further would be interpreted by the North as an 'act of war'.

With UN quotas set at around 540-thousand tons of crude oil a year to be delivered to

North Korea from China, and some 60-thousand tons of oil products from Russia, China and

other countries,... Matzergora said it was a "drop in the ocean" for a country of 25

million people, adding that shortages would lead to serious humanitarian problems.

Russia's deputy foreign minister Igor Morgulov also stated that Russia has no obligation

to carry out sanctions produced by the U.S. Russian officials deny charges by Washington

that Moscow, in contravention of UN sanctions, was allowing the North to use Russian ports

for transporting coal.

With no clues on whether or not the latest UN sanctions will slow down North Korea's

nuclear and missile programs,... questions remain over how Russia's relations with the

isolated state will affect the ongoing tensions on the Korean peninsula.

Lee Seung-jae, Arirang News.

For more infomation >> Russian envoy to North Korea says limitations on oil trade are too harsh - Duration: 1:45.

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Putin apologizes for not 'shielding' Russian athletes from doping scandal - Duration: 2:00.

Now for a look at stories making headlines around the world and we start with Russia's

ban from the upcoming PyeongChang Winter Games.

President Vladimir Putin has apologized to athletes competing as neutrals for not protecting

them from the fallout of a doping scandal that has rattled the country.

For more on this and other news we turn to our Ro Aram….

Aram… what else did Putin have to say?

Well Semin…

Putin took a more sympathetic tone and told athletes on Wednesday to ignore the doping

scandal when they compete in PyeongChang.

The International Olympic Committee had banned Russia from the Winter Games for alleged state-sponsored

doping, but did invite 169 of the country's athletes, who passed the IOC's strict doping

criteria, to compete under a neutral flag.

Putin suggested that sports have become mixed up with politics and apologized for not being

able to shield the athletes from that.

"Forgive us, for we didn't manage to protect you from this.

But neither you nor all the sports fans must have doubts that Russia always did and always

will stand for and support the idea of clean sports in every way."

He also reiterated his pledge to support those who could not take part in this month's Games.

Several hockey players attending Wednesday's gave Putin a Russian jersey bearing his name

and players' signatures along with the slogan "Russia in my heart."

Several athletes wore their neutral jackets open to show a Russian-flag shirt underneath.

They won't be allowed to display the flag in PyeongChang or accept Russian flags offered

by fans, and the Olympic anthem will be played if they win.

Meanwhile, 39 Russian athletes who received lifetime Olympic bans in the 2014 Sochi doping

scandal will have their appeal verdicts announced by the Court of Arbitration for Sport on Thursday

at 5 p.m., Korea time.

Some of them hope to be cleared to compete despite Olympic entries closing last weekend.

For more infomation >> Putin apologizes for not 'shielding' Russian athletes from doping scandal - Duration: 2:00.

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Federal Reserve holds interest rates steady in Yellen's last meeting as chair - Duration: 0:45.

In a widely expected move, the U.S. Federal Reserve has kept interest rates unchanged

at one and a quarter to one and a half percent.

However in Janet Yellen's final meeting as chair, the Fed indicated it expects inflation

pressures to heat up as the year moves on, in a sign it may raise rates in March under

incoming central bank chief Jerome Powell.

Citing solid gains in employment, household spending and capital investment, the Fed said

it expected the economy to expand at a moderate pace and the labor market to remain strong

in 2018.

Yellen has led a cautious approach to rate increases in her four years as chair, and

Powell, who will succeed her next week, has indicated he favors a similar approach.

For more infomation >> Federal Reserve holds interest rates steady in Yellen's last meeting as chair - Duration: 0:45.

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Questions rise as to whether Pyongyang's Feb. 8th military parade violates Olymics Truce Resolution - Duration: 2:49.

North Korea is preparing for its military parade, complete with hundreds of citizens,

soldiers, vehicles and weapons.

The question is... does the regime's decision to hold an armed forces event on the eve of

the Winter Games... violate the Olympics Truce Resolution for PyeongChang 2018.

Oh Jung-hee delves deeper into the issue.

North Korea's preparations for its military parade on February 8th are in full swing.

According to Voice of America,... satellite images taken on Sunday show...

Pyongyang's Kim Il-sung Square filled with people in red and yellow.

South Korean government sources also say... roughly 50-thousand people are prepping for

the parade at the North's Mirim Airfield.

The February 8th parade comes after Pyongyang declared the completion of its weapons program...

in the year the regime celebrates the 70th anniversary of its establishment.

Experts say,... to add meaning to the event, Pyongyang could showcase its yet to be unveiled

Hwasong-13 ICBM or Pukguksong-3 SLBM.

"North Korea will definitely showcase its Hwasong 12, 14 and 15 missiles.

And there's also a high possibility it will show other missiles...

whose exterior won't be revealed,... but this will raise curiosity over what they are."

Showcasing ICBMs and conventional weapons on the eve of the Olympics.

Should this be seen as an act of provocation or even as a violation of the Olympics Truce

Resolution?

The resolution adopted by the UN General Assembly last November aims to halt hostilities throughout

the Olympics and Paralympics period.

South Korea's military is ambiguous on its stance.

"The military will continuously monitor North Korea's movements and keep a full-fledged

military readiness posture in preparation for any possibilities."

Experts say... the North's parade isn't a direct violation of the Olympics Truce Resolution.

But it does leave room for a downturn in peaceful atmosphere on the Korean peninsula.

"The military parade is for Pyongyang's political propaganda, so I don't think it directly goes

against the truce resolution which emphasizes physical hostilities.

But, the North still aims to show off its nuclear power which does violate the Olympics

spirit of pursuing peace."

"The parade is neither a provocation, nor a violation against an international agreement.

But it's widely seen as the regime's central stage for showing off its weapons.

The key for South Korea will be to read through Pyongyang's intentions... and ensure maximum

security throughout the Games.

Oh Jung-hee, Arirang News."

For more infomation >> Questions rise as to whether Pyongyang's Feb. 8th military parade violates Olymics Truce Resolution - Duration: 2:49.

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Wednesday's market roundup - Duration: 0:58.

After going through some hiccups this week,..

Wall Street was up on the last day of January.

Shares gave up earlier gains to trade flat after the Federal Reserve,.. said it sees

inflation rising this year, signaling it remains on track to raise the key rate again in March.

The Dow Jones closed up 75-points or a little less than zero-point-3 percent at 26,149-point-3-9--

up nearly 6-percent over the month of January.

The S&P 500 finished higher at 2,823-point-8,... and the tech-heavy Nasdaq went up over one-tenth-of-a-percent

at 7,411-point-4.

Shares in Korea fell on Wednesday,... with the benchmark KOSPI sliding one-point-3 percent

at 2,566-point-4-6.

The junior bourse KOSDAQ was down a bit too,... losing less than one-percent,... but still

finishing the day above the 900 mark,... at 913-point-5-9.

For more infomation >> Wednesday's market roundup - Duration: 0:58.

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Darling in the Franxx - Neet Review ( Episode 3 ) - Duration: 3:19.

So you just had awkward sex and I know whatcha thinking.

Well the good news is

You don't have erectile dysfunction

The bad news is

Everybody now knows that you're a disappointment.

You're going to have to live with the consequences of participating in terrible sex.

Hopefully she doesn't go to a journalist.

It's important that we talk about our feelings.

So let's open up to our good friend.

Who happens to be the cuck dating the girl you just f**ked

I mean it still counts even if you just put it in.

Alright I know whatcha thinking.

But it's incest in name only.

I mean come on who hasn't fantasized about sleeping with their siblings.

Uh I mean I wouldn't know I'm an only child.

Alright moving on.

Look, you know. You're not alone.

We've all had our moments where we were not in peak performance.

It's okay to be ashamed.

Recognizing our flaws allows us to improve on them.

But at least you have a girlfriend.

So let's go see her.

G

I wonder why.

So your girlfriend takes you out on a date.

And she's got it all planned out.

Yeah I know right you really lucked out on her.

Don't you f**king blow it

So she takes you dancing.

And then you do the impossible with her.

You go outside.

What a joyous occasion.

You're finally a man.

Oh geez I don't know babe, I think we should take it slow.

Oh God! NO!

Of course I'll marry you!

This [nice female] I swear to God.

So I know whatcha thinking.

Where did all these mechs come from?

Now allow me to explain.

As a Neet with an online PhD in clinical sexlexia.

When you are having sexual intercourse.

And you become one with your partner.

The two of you enter a fever dream together.

Where you have to work together to fight off the dreaded STDs.

It's like Pacific Rim.

Except instead of trying to save mankind.

You're trying to keep your manhood clean.

Sometimes when you are having an orgy.

You enter a matrix like environment.

Where couples can interact and fight off the venearal diseases together.

But sometimes it doesn't go as planned.

Some partners can climax to early and be left vulnerable.

Well now your friends are in a pickle.

It's time to whip it out and get in there.

But sometimes life gets in the way.

Turns out you still have to do paperwork that your dickhead boss threw at you.

But your girlfriend needs to be satisfied.

I mean you need to save your friends.

Now this asshole shows up and does the equivalent of slapping your girlfriends ass at the bar.

He's planning on taking her away and leaving his mark in her.

This is where you step up and...

Noooo

Ok nevermind. I guess we'll go the cuck route.

I mean you're clearly busy and she has her needs.

I don't know what to do now.

Hopefully he's bad at sex.

Ok um. Turns out he's pretty good.

I mean I guess you don't have a girlfriend anymore.

Well it turns out your girlfriend might be a little crazy in bed.

She might be a dom.

That's pretty hot >.<

For more infomation >> Darling in the Franxx - Neet Review ( Episode 3 ) - Duration: 3:19.

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Alas de Dios bus video - Duration: 0:53.

Thank you to all of you who contributed your time, prayers, and finances to give our 66 kids a nice bus!

This is fantastic as we now can easily transport our children from Pre K, Kindergarten, 1st, and 2nd grade.

Imagine them each morning as they settle into their seats they will be happy to be on this awesome bus

When they get off the bus, they will all receive their first meal of the day (if they did not come to our school, many would only eat once all day)

What a great bus that we have been blessed with thanks to your generous contributions!!!

Thank you all for making this happen for the very poorest children in the Western Hemisphere. Thank you for feeding them spiritually, physically, and mentally.

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