It was 2015 in Paris.
At that time we had really poor results.
Personally and for the team, it felt bad.
But we seized the opportunity and came back to the World Championship.
We will work hard and get good results to make it up to our fans.
For more infomation >> Another migrant caravan headed towards US border - Duration: 5:55. 
Okay folks, we are in for a bumpy ride here I
Know it's late. But
Before we do anything I highly suggest that you turn on the captions for this video
because as
I know nothing about NCT my sister does and (HELLO)
We've decided to do a thing where
Because I know nothing and she knows all of the things she will be doing captions for this video
I don't know what she's gonna say ( :))))) ) So
Let's do this and
um
We'll start off by the fact that I don't know which version is which and these are huge
Is it yeah, so I've had to pull out for a wide shot here. Oh
Yeah, they're freaking huge
hand her scale like (geeezz that is huge)
Like it's big
we'll do blue first and
It smells
Like plastic. I mean this is like instead of being shrink wrap. It is in a plastic folder
Up in this bitch
And it has this
sticker (very typical for NCT albums)
It's a cool folder. I mean hey
Reusable except for this. Oh and I have lipstick on my hand. Is it thing that we've got going on so
We're just gonna ignore that
And the sticker is ripped
classy, I can't see anything on here because
this is just
Way too damn big
Okay. We'll see if this works. I
Can't even get the whole thing on the screen. Oh my god blewett's
See this
It's cool, I appreciate it effort (looks like expensive plastic for once...)
Now this is flimsy oh, okay
(*waits to see the photocard that will probably be of my bias*)
There it is
This is a thing that exists
Okay, I get it. Oh
Well the CD just fell out of the bottom
There it is
it's very
Very sturdy packaging Oh cute.
(I hate how Korean albums package their CDs...)
Like this, I don't like that I
Don't like this (RIGHT??) but I like this
Trades off like whatever I'm tired. It's been a long day. It could be a little more
More a
Shower photo of (OMG STOP, THE MARK CURSE IS REAL!! You guys would not guess how many times I got Mark's photocard for the albums I got in Korea)
Mark we have a shower photo of a mark
Of course, we got mark no mark. Why is his face a different color from his body? I'm concerned
is that thing a
You uh, is this Mark a thing? Is that one? You always get (YES IT IS) I don't know. Who is you?
Haechan, oh, oh, she's gonna kill me (OMG JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET TO KOREA *breathe in....breathe out*)
I'm assuming HC means Haechan, which I know is when she likes because
She never really shuts up about (.... ops.... heh)
Yeah, so that's the thing that I got and we'll anything anything else might fall out of here while we are at it
Anybody (If you had gotten Taeil, it would still be bad because dat red hair tho O.o)
Anybody else in here want to fall out
No, just weird, okay
I'm not gonna go through the lyric book. This is what it looks like. Here's a book with lyrics, you know the drill
And
Fan card
Fan card why do I need
Focus and we're in let's go
To the looks like a middle school yearbook style
look
Is that me being blurry or?
No, no
Yeah, it cannot nope, that's it is just this blurry
(... what is happening??? why it blurry tho)
Like it's it's so blurry my camera cannot focus on the fact that it is blurry
Quality
literally
It is blurry (I WANNA SEE MY BBYS FACES TT)
Like that is it
(aaahhh I can kinda see now.. Doyoung actually looks good with the blue hair tbh, I was unsure at first)
Rage absolute rage. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Here we go normal photos
There we go, see now we can focus on God, who are these people by the way, who are you
(TAEIL!! With that goddamn red hair ugh kill me)
Wait, are you him? Hang on?
No
Nice artsy
See I tried to to (@big sis, that was Jungwoo, new added member to 127 line up)
figure out who people are and
I don't back to being blurry again
(Even though it's blurry, Taeil still beautiful)
Which just makes identifying them that much more difficult I
(I can't even tell what's going on here....)
I know jisung and I know why no see that's blurry not me. This isn't me? Oh,
Wait wait you I'm gonna assume
Are
Taeyong (nope.)
Because you're in the middle and she's the leader of all of them, right?
I know Mark is in all the things but a on is a leader of all of the things. Oh
This is Johnny. (*slow clap* jk yes it is) I know this one. I know that's fine. This is Johnny
Because he looks like that dude from The Lorax, right?
(wut)
Do I know any of you
(yes, you should.... one of them is your bias...)
(for anyone watching, it's Yuta)
(@big sis YUTA!! come on....)
(He's RIGHT THERE!)
(IN THE MIDDLE)
Taeyong right yeah, it's gotta be I think that was him (yes and he freaking glorious like wow)
Oh Johnny
(wow hey, Doyoung... wha's u doin there with Johnny?? o.O)
See I'm getting good at oh
What what what?
Why why is this why what is this?
(ok Mark, I see you... I see you...)
Wait, wait, are you haechan?
(I LITERALLY can't see because I'm subbing this and you're holding it too far away but I think so...)
Who are you (winwin) I am so confuse this
What is this? Oh my god why
There's not no, okay, these are different pictures I thought this was like the entire group standing together (omg lol 20 people??? hahaha) who has time for
Okay, wait, here's the here's a here's a here's a group shot, okay? Okay, so you're Johnny we already know your mark
You're Tay
You I can't see
You are doyoung don't know young
Doyoung and the rest of you don't know wait, wait wait, there must be no, there's more
you know, I
Feel bad for NCT fans like hey, I've been there. It's a lotte tower. Hey, I know this photo was taken
Wait a minute, I
Know where this is. It was I feel bad for NCT stans. Like how do you guys do it? I
(well.... I personally have no life so... 3 months of summer vacation spent well two years ago)
mean seriously how how much time did it take you to learn the names and then how
How do you feel then they add more members (WELL....uuhhhhhh.... unpopular opinion... it's getting a bit much...) I just I want to know I'm legitimately curious. How does this make you feel
How do you guys survive this I don't understand
(Lucas is not making it any easier to survive...)
Like what I decided to learn the members of EXO
I was just like man and there's too much and then they were like NCT is gonna constantly have people coming and
changing and
(tbh yes it is a bit much sometimes)
How do you readiness
18 members think they just added like a bunch of Chinese guy than a German guy
I don't know (yes.... more smols (sorry, I'm almost 21 so they are all smols tbh))
Oh
My god, this video is 10 minutes long. I need a hurry the F up
Thank you for falling out again I much appreciate it because that's exactly what I want from. My album. Is everything falling out
Okay CD same flimsy packaging
Black weight black on black haha. Uh-huh. Uh-huh (....a comedic genious....). You see what I did there. I made a pun
I made a pun with an NCT song. Look at me doing a thing
(*slow clap again*)
When one one one win win, I didn't say one one
(it's winwin)
We okay no it does say winwin. It's just connect. Okay win win. You're cool, right?
Ye I think so. I didn't know you were in this group. But okay (YOU BIASED HIM thooo) and
Haechan (....i will possibly have to kill you ok)
She's gonna kill me (YOU DAMN RIGHT)
(SERIOUSLY THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS)
(WHYYYYYYY??? ALWAYS mY biAs!)
Artsy is this one gonna focus because nope just
Okay, okay
See here's the thing
When you're buying a photo book
You want to see people (AMEN! Also shout out to my bias haechan<3) as such
So, what is this that looks like we're not gonna go there but
It's artsy I get it but who is this? (I think it's Johnny) How am I supposed to know who this is?
How is anyone supposed to know who this is or what is it? I don't know. This is no one knows
It's a mystery
You are doyoung (yes) because I can kind of see your face
You are taeyong (yupp) with a sparkly necklace
That looks like a car that drives around my neighborhood constantly it is very very annoying
And it just back to you
And big.you us what do they take these photos? Is that what this is?
Like were they the ones that did this? Can I blame them for this?
(nope.)
(if you have seen the instagram posts with the pictures by Johnny you know they MUCH BETTER than this!!)
Like if this was in focus it would be nice but it's not in focus
(oh look it's your bias you forgot about)
The only way I will find this except
(SM making my Haechanie anonymous)
I'm done. I'm done
(they knew i would die from seeing quality photos of Taeil with this hair, that's why)
That's toilet paper there's a photo of toilet the toilet paper is more in focus than the members
What is this (mark...idek) somebody please explain to me
Why is this a thing that is happening to me right now
Huh? Here we go. Thank you. Okay, we've got a lineup of
Far too many people. All right. Can I name his eyes are closed (Taeil)
Okay, that one is a mark and then there's a Johnny
Wait, is this is this is this a
Win-win, okay. Haechan (I CANT SEE WHEN YOU PUT YOUR FINGER OVER THEIR FACES)
Dooyoung (yes i cant see but i think so)
Wait, who are you? Why do you look like Taeyong (it's yuta) and he looks like Te'o wait. So, who are you?
I'm so confused. Who's this guy? That's eyes closed (T.A.E.I.L). Who are you? How are you?
Ten
Ten ten ten this is a subgroup and there are ten people in here ten (because they added Jungwoo yes)
for a sub ten
you're not a sub group and there's
These were 20,000 won each
20,000 (well.... it IS A FULL ALBUM)
That's a lot for
comparison
I bought vixx's one of vixx's albums
for 11
11
(you pay for QUALITY ;) )
Want to hear from the cool NCT stands not the ones who are gonna like
Me a new asshole for not knowing who these people are and making fun of the CD blah-dee blah-blah. I get it
Hey, you hate me you hope I die have cancer you. Hope my dad dies of cancer. Cool fine. Awesome
The nice NCT stands out there. Please. Tell me how this makes you feel
(i mean i will walk up to SM and just have a nice lil chat about the pictures... and the shitty merch)
How did you learn the members names? (it's not THAT hard *insert got7 youngjae meme here*)
How do you survive being a fan of these how how do you do it
Because you must be the strongest group of people ever to not have an anxiety attack every time they announce a new member
My heart goes out to all of y'all and
I'm sorry Josie for you having to do
almost 16 minutes of subtitles
(i am late for the gym....)
Love you. Bye
(BYYYEEEE (subscribe to my channel: MelodyBae) (tiiihii)
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