Mia: Excuse me
Is there a problem?
Leena: Can we eat already?
Mia: Yes! I'm not stopping you
Merel: Smokey~
[kissy noises]
Mia: Waaah!
[laughs]
Mia: Nope
[laughs]
Nope
Mia: Hello
Hello
Oh and now it's windy
[laughs]
Merel: It's not windy
It's windy
Merel: [Peach soju] was sold out for a long time
So good afternoon from Amsterdam finally
I've had quite a lot of friends asking me why I don't vlog here
So I've been coming here quite often for the past year or so
but I never really vlogged here
But here I am, I'm doing this!
I'm here with Merel and Leena
We are showing Leena around town because she has never been here before
So of course the first stop is the Pink Point, the Gay and Lesbian Info
Where is Leena?
I wonder if she found anything yet
I have this one at home
Leena: Maybe here?
Mia: Yeah, maybe
[trying to figure out which delicious cheese we had there once haha]
I don't remember
Shop staff: Hello there
Hello
Staff: Can we help you?
Merel: [answers in Dutch]
So, this is a really really nice place to get cheese
We actually came here for cheese tasting last year
I'm feeling awkward, you can tell
Let me show you
So, yeah, if you're in town you should definitely do that
Because it was fun, and it was tasty and just a great experience
There's this statue that apparently all Finnish tourists find really funny
And of course we have to vlog it as well
And the funniest thing is that we were here a year ago
On like a walking tour thing and when the tour guide heard that I was Finnish
He was like, oh you have to translate something for me later like there's something funny for Finnish people and then we came here and
I translated that
So I just translated that to "soil fire", but it's actually something dirty
Leena: Well it could mean that also
It could, yeah, literally it's "soil fire"
But it's also something dirty
And this is a family-friendly channel, isn't it
So I'm not gonna translate it
But anyway, it was so funny because me being the innocent lady that i am
I didn't get the joke until it was explained to me
Or until someone said that oh, well, isn't it something dirty as well
And I was like "Oh, hahaha, yes, hahahaha"
So the funny thing is that this building here is the palace
So well, yeah
It's pretty and everything
But then there's this one which is like super detailed and pretty and nice and that used to be a post office
Now it's a shopping center, but it used to be a post office
So, post office
Palace
Mia: How's your "lemon dry cake"?
Merel: Surprisingly moist
Mia: What was your name again?
Ellen! Nice to meet you Ellen
And what's your name?
Merel: Mia
Mia: It's Mia
As it so happens, I'm also Mia
Leena: Doesn't it get confusing?
Mia: It can get a bit confusing
Mia: Heh heh
Kippis!
Let me live!
[Leena laughing]
That's a good vlog
Just boobs
My companions are all gaming
I have nothing to do
They are playing-- What is it? Jurassic World?
And Pokémon Go
I'll just look at the view
The fancy, lovely view
Are you filming me?
Mia: Yes
Any good Pokémon here?
The same as in Finland
[laughing]
Mia: Any good dinosaurs around?
The same as in Finland
[laughing]
Mia: Of course, of course
Mia, laughing: So, tell me
Pokemon and/or dinosaur masters
What are we going to do? Where are we going?
To Alyssa
Mia: Oh my god
Mia & Simone: Alyssaaa
Simone: [tongue pop]
Leena: Alyssaaa
Merel & Simone: [tongue pop]
[desperate attempts at tongue popping]
[Katy Perry - Firework playing at the club]
She is a superstar
She is...
She gives me a headache every day
But you say it's okay, girl, because you're a superstar
And you're Alyssa Edwards
All the way from RuPaul's Drag Race season 5
5th alternate
Amsterdam please raise the roof
Stomp your feet for the one and only Alyssa Edwards
[Ariana Grande - no tears left to cry]
[Little Mix - Move]
Good evening ladies, gentlemen and judges
What's up Amsterdam?
Oh my gosh, let me come on this-- This right here is interesting
I told him "What does the stage look like?"
I said "Does it have character?"
He wasn't lying b*tch
'Cause I had came out to "What the f*ck kind of contraption?"
Looking like Silence of the Lambs and sh*t's going on in here
On the disco ball, where is the light?
Hold on, let me get one picture
Move, move, Andrew, move.
She said "Come on", I said "No no no no no"
RuPaul said I was going back on stage
Take me back out there so I can go out and tell the b*tches "Psych!"
"I'm back back back back back back back, b*tch!"
She said "Alyssa go back there" y'all and I start to walk behind the mirrors
And there's Ginger and Coco and Tatianna
And I said "What are y'all doing here?"
And they said "The same thing you are"
I said "Oh no, no, no, I'm coming back"
They said "So are we", I said "No, I actually didn't go home"
They said: "Neither did we"
I turned to the director and said "What the f*ck is going on"
And girl, they said "Alyssa..."
I said "Well I got a video message"
And they said "Well, girl, we did too"
I said "Mine was personalized"
And girl then it cuts to commercial and there's me f*cking at the commercial
My veins popping out of my neck
Listen, and that's how girl I was furious
[Rihanna - Shut Up and Drive]
Now was that a show or was that a f*cking show tonight!
If I if I tried to get everyone in this shot, it's...
Simone: Very difficult
[laughing]
Okay, let's talk about miss Alyssa Edwards for a little bit
Nicole: Yeah
How was it?
So much fun
It was
Nicole: Amazing
Amaziiing
Nicole: And the crowd went wild
Simone and Nicole: [imitating a roaring crowd]
Mia: Yes
Simone & Nicole: [tongue pops]
[laughing]
Nicole: In sync
Mia: A double tongue pop
[laughing]
Yeah, it was
[Simone & Merel tongue popping]
Mia: So had anyone of you seen her before
Merel: Yes
Simone: We had seen her on the Comedy Queens tour
Merel: She was so good because then Bianca was performing as well
Mia: Mmmm
Merel: And they weren't supposed to have a bit together
Merel: But it just sort of ended up with them just talking on stage together
And sort of roasting each other
Mia: Oh my god
I want to see that as well
[laughing]
Simone: Yeah, but tonight was very good
[everyone agreeing]
Simone: Very up close and personal
Mia: Yes, that was so close!
Nicole: Really hot
Mia: Yes
Nicole: Really cozy
Merel: Even her makeup up close was so good
Nicole: It was perfect
Merel: I was like looking for her eyebrows, her "real" eyebrows
[laughing]
Merel: But I couldn't see
Nicole: It was so well done, yeah
Merel: With the other queens as well
It was really nice
Mia: As someone who has never seen Alyssa before
She's exactly what you would imagine, like she's...
Merel: Yeah, it's not an act
Mia: No, no
Merel: Just super friendly
Mia: And just has a lot to say
Yeah, I can relate like I start telling stories and then they just become a whole different story
But she was really cool
Nicole: I did like all the stories
Mia: Yeah
Nicole: It was really entertaining
Mia: Yes
Nicole: Like episode to episode recap of her version of All Stars
Mia: Of All Stars 2
Simone: And every time she thought she was going to get crowned
[laughing]
Merel: She really is her biggest fan
Mia: Yes
[laughing]
Simone: Her self-love is inspiring
Mia: It is, it is
Merel: She just seems like a really nice person
[everyone agreeing]
Mia: She touched my hand, I've been blessed
Nicole: Oh my god, never wash your hand ever again
Mia: Like no, this is going to be a great vlog
And then all these things happen
Like Merel stepping on a sex toy on the street
[laughing]
Nicole: I'm so sad I missed that
Mia: It was so funny
Simone: Even though it was right there I stepped on it
I kept walking and then you stepped on it
And then we were like "What is that anyway?"
Nicole: Oh, it's a vibrator!
Merel: It was weird because it was like "What?"
Merel: 'Cause usually if you step on something it breaks
Simone: Usually it's like a can or something
Merel: Yeah, and then we kept walking and I was like "What? Oh..."
[laughing]
Nicole: Maybe someone broke it and just chucked it out of the window
Nicole: Maybe it just rolled out of the store
Merel: Only in Amsterdam
Simone: It wanted freedom
[laughing]
Nicole: "I'm so sick of being used"
[laughing]
Simone: It's on it's own quest to freedom
[laughing]
Merel: Now that would be a different children's movie
[laughing]
Oww my hand is getting tired
The struggles of vlogging
Yes
Mia: Nooo, it's not showing on the video
Mia: That's my finger
Mia: Here's the snoepje [candy]
Mia: Loki, Loki
Merel: Snoepje, snoepje
Leena: [In Finnish, amused] You're a bit too close
[Mia laughs]
[someone sneezes in the distance]
Mia [in Finnish]: Bless you
[Leena giggles]
[Mia laughs]
Leena: Am I going to be in your video?
Mia: So, where are we?
Merel: At Monsta X
Mia: Oh my god
Are you excited?
Mia: Leena is very excited as well
[Leena laughs]
[Monsta X - Jealousy]
[Monsta X greets the audience in Korean]
Translator: I think everyone in Amsterdam is riding bicycles
[Wonho speaking Korean]
Translator: Who came with a bicycle to the concert today?
Monsta X: Wow!
Wonho [in Korean]: We wrote the lyrics together
Jooheon: Versace on the Floor was written about you
So, Shownu and Jooheon, we love you!
Jooheon: Amsterdam, you're the best!
We will miss you!
Mia: [In Finnish] Oh hey
[Smokey meows]
Mia: Hey
I don't know how to speak English but I have cheese
It's good
Loki
Mia: No
[Merel and Mia laugh]
Mia: No, you shouldn't eat gochujang
No, no, baby, no, no
[Mia laughs]
Mia: She was going to eat it
Merel: Yeah, she loves cheese
Mia: So with the cheese we have
I think this is Turun Sinappi, here in Amsterdam, oh my god
Then we also have some mayonnaise with gochujang
That's a good combination
Merel: Weird weather
Merel: Yeah, we shouldn't walk on the street
[laughing]
Merel: Sorry
[Mia laughs]
Leena: Yeah, Mia, you shouldn't walk on the street
We're making my world famous gireum tteokbokki for dinner
Mia: This is the secret tteokbokki recipe
Oh no, I'm showing you too much
Mia: Whatchu doing?
Leena: Making some hobakjeon
Mia: Mmmm
Mia: You look like an expert
Mia: You look like you have a nice cocktail there
Leena: Yeah
[laughs]
Mia: Fancy
[both laugh]
Leena: Just some vegetable juice since I caught a cold
Mia: Aww
Leena: Mia's cold
Mia: Always blaming me
Mia: Whatchu doing?
Merel: Stirring
Mia: What is that?
Merel: It's the tteokbokki sauce
Mia: Oooh
Mia: The secret sauce
Leena: Did you put the secret ingredient in?
Mia & Merel: Yes
Mia: Of course
Mia: Yeah, you can just eat
[Merel laughs]
Mia [in Korean]: Eat well
Leena [in Korean]: I will eat well
Mia: Did you try the tteokbokki yet?
Was it too spicy?
Merel: No it's okay
Mia [laughing]: Okay
Mia: I was scared
Merel: [kissy noises]
Aza
Merel: Soft kitty
Mia: Aww
[Smokey purring]
[Mia laughs]
Mia: There with my dirty underwear
Merel: That's fine
[Mia laughs]
Merel: Drama!
[SHINee laughing on tv]
[Mia laughs]
Mia: Excuse me
[Leena laughs]
Mia: Do you want something?
[Leena fake crying]
Mia: Do you want to be on the vlog?
[Leena sniffles]
Mia: Aww
Leena: I want to be home
[both laugh]
Mia: Will ruining my vlog help you with that?
Leena: It will distract me
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