Are we ready today?
I am VERY VERY VERY VERY READY!
Hey everyone! Welcome on Geek Worlds! I am Karboom!
I am SKARR!
And we meet again for the second part of our stay at Sushiria!
Master Chef, or the worst Chef of all times!
Ah but Papa will be delighted to have left us in care of his sushi restaurant...
He will come back like : "WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?!!"
And we'll answer : "I did... Art!"
I did experiments, asshole!
I created! I created a new kind of food!
The "STUFF ALL YOU CAN FOOD"!
Oooooooh... She looks sexy that one.
Oooh Yeah!
Blueberry Tea.
We should have given him that actually.
But on the sushis!
Imagine if you cook the thing in front of him and he looks at it, he would be like : "WHAT IS HE DOING?!!"
Ah damn... You see that's a Hippie. That smells like Hippie to me.
So...
I want a Blueberry Tea.
Oh, she wants it all.
You want all my gravy!
I don't mind giving her everything, no problem...
So, white rice...
Yup.
And a brown rice and a white rice...
"Ooooh yeah, you like my rice!"
"Oooooooooooooooooooh Yeaaah"
"Oooooh Yeeaah..."
I love the music of that game.
The worst is I might just play this game on my own, now! I find it fun really!
It could work well for a let's play!
It's a completely stupid game but I find it very funny!
Yeah that's right.
Will I manage to turn this restaurant into the best Sushi Shop of all Tokyo/Paris?
Yeah cause that's Tokyo/Paris...
You could totally make a narrative over it.
Indeed...
I decided to fuck this critic...
Wait... wait...
Hurry, hurry, hurry! OOoooh!
*Inhuman scream*
The rice!
MY GOD! MR SPOCK! THE RICE!!
"Yes I believe no permanent damage was done..."
And cucumbers...
Damnit... Now everytime I see avocado, I'm laughing!
That's true! We put so much avocados on this one! YOU LIKE AVOCADOS!!
"I'll put zero points!" - I DON'T CARE CAUSE YOU WERE GOING TO GIVE ME ONLY 15 ANYWAY!
Hmm... The "B". She wants the "B"!
Yes, english people won't know, but we know what "B" means.
Nope
Actually when I see that, I think it's a sauce made out of ramen soup or something.
Probably that.
Or it's just mustard and they put some weird image on it.
Oh la la... Oh la la! OH la la! OH LA LA!
OH LA LA!! OH LA LA!!!
OH LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
They'll wonder what the fuck the Chef is doing in the kitchen now!
OH FUCK YES!!!
Hmm. DOUBLE STAR!
Ah but when you got motivation for the client, it changes everything.
Female client...
Hey, hey... Zoe... Zoe!
You love me or not? Oooh!
Ooooh yeah!
Ooooooooooooooh Yeaaaaah
WHEN DID YOU GET IN? GET OUT OF MY RESTAURANT!!
So does someone wants brown rice?
You better want it cause you'll get one anyway.
Ask for brown rice. ASSHOLE!
Well you'll get brown rice!
Whether you want it or... Noo, it's Chuck. Chuck is one of our best customers...
Yeah, well we'll prepare him some white rice.
We need to take good care of this one.
Come on. Second white rice and then a brown rice cause we'll have to throw away the one we got.
Yeah... Yeah it's annoying.
Flip it!
So... Flip it...
Flip it... That could do a nice song, that...
"Flip it!"... Beat it ?
*very bad singing* "Flip it!" "Flip it!" "Flip it!" "Flip it!"
Never knew the rest of the lyrics of that song.
Never... No one has ever known the rest of the lyrics!
Even those who say they do, they're lying! They're just coming up with lyrics as they go along!
She wants some... butter...
I'm sorry, that's butter...
In truth... I don't really know. It could be a pancake of sort.
I'm sorry, it's just huge bars of butter!
88 points... Fair.
Yup.
Order Station, to see if there is new clients...
"DO YOU WANT TO GIMME YOUR MONEY?!"
Yes!
It's Bruna again !
Oh yeah, brown rice... SHIT! I think we prepared two white...
Baah... Not much of an issue.
No we did a brown one. Hey, hello you bitch!
Yeah no, I mean...
Come on, this one looks nice, we'll do her sushi.
Yeah let's do her sushi.
SHE'S GOT TRACER'S GLASSES!
We still at some point must do what we're paid for!
Oh that's pretty! It's a pretty recipe!
The bagel we had at Comic Con... BACON BAGEL!!
So good! SOOO good!
So she wants blueberry.
"OOoooh"
It makes me think of...
At the Burger Hollywood restaurant where we went to... What was the name again?
The... The... The... TGI?!
Yeah!
TGI Fridays!
TGI Fridays! We can see it's someone who rocked at Sushiria who did that!
This place was so good!
So Lisa, Lisa!
Lisa Simpson!
86 points!!
Smooches!
FLIP IT! Cucumbers!
Because it's good for the skin!
Carrots, cause it's good for digestion!
Nah it's good to be nice!
And some gravy cause it's good for your MOM! Kidding...
You should do the face of Tracer in the sauce, that would please the one with the glasses.
I did DNA with the sauce however.
Indeed!
Hmmmmm... Gravy...
Reminds me how badly you put sauce on the other guy's sushi!
Ah that guy...
I'm sorry but that dude had samples of everything!
In fact, the guy was with the two tubes like...
*Evil Laugh*
Go and check the rice before...
The bar... The b, the e, the sheet, the roll!
There's a lot of words to say "roll".
90 points!
OH MY GOD! You did a DNA, THAT'S SO COOL!
Even if that DNA was cut in pieces so it doesn't look like anything anymore but...
Flip it!
She wants lobster...
That's it.
"I like it... simple."
"Simple but rich..."
"Like your momma."
You want the Yum Yum...
In fact, it's the Ewoks sauce.
Yum Yum! We're gonna eat the Stormtroopers!
That may be what they cook after during the feast?
Totally. It was proven by many frames.
The helmets are empty. They are preparing a feast and they were going to eat Han Solo before.
And the rebels are really happy...
"Yaaay, there's meat in that feast! Where's it from?"
And then the Ewok looks at him, like...
Just imagine an Ewok smiling at you like that...
I can very well, it's called the "Holiday Special"
Come on, Akari!
Tracer! Tracer! Don't let us down!
87 points!!
We never had such a high score with a closer! But on the other hand...
Yeah however...
Tyler...
We didn't do much...
Tyler we told him to go fuck himself and the first one, we botched the sandwich!
Can we hire a waiter now ?
If we hire a waiter, they'll be some progress!
Can we hire a waiter? Blueberry Buddy! Come on?!!
Continue...
Yeah there's the minigames...
Oh I can play three of them. Freeze-Putt, what's that?
That's... a golf game.
So watch out, you have to send the ball here. Last time, like an idiot, I thought I had to hit the little berries.
Usually, I don't manage to do it in one hit but in two it's managable.
Okay, the arrow is rather generous.
Yeah!
You must go THERE!
A Panel Shirt... Oh, I must wear that for my next Panel!
Could be interesting that you have this shirt for next time.
Ooooooh! Never saw this one before!!
Maybe hit so that you can get the little Death Corridor.
Nope.
It's in!
Double Bogey... eerk...
Bogey Bag-y-Boo
Still won a dollar.
You're getting paid to play golf, that's cool.
Can I try this one?
You're going to have a rough time on this one.
Let's do this...
Nope.
Bim, bim... Okay...
Go just above.
Yes... Yes...
Right above it...
There.
Gently...
Oh that bitch!
That bitch!
Oh come on! That movement of hell!
You'll get a Bogey I believe.
Double Bogey... Well we did the same score.
We both got 1 dollar!
You have the right to a coworker!
So, do we do Karboom?
Naaah, do a waitress instead.
A waitress?
Yeaah!
Come on... A waitress.
A waitress.
That way, there's you to attract female customers and her to attract male customers.
Well then...
Or the reverse.
I know who I'm going to do.
I believe I've guessed.
So we'll do... We'll do....?
Come on...
Something Padme style.
And I propose that our last day be the very first day of our waitress.
That way we can stress her up.
It's the last day and we'll finish on this. So if you botch this... It'll be your fault!
"What are you saying to me, man?!"
Look at that?!! In rhythm as well!
How do we name her?
Sooooooooooooo...
Mathilda.
Why did I have Mathilda in my mind as well?
Because we shared our minds, I dunno...
Mathilda...
Mathilda, you now work with SKARR!
AND YOU GOT NO CHOICE!
I thought it was also a waiter that one...
Yeah, right... It's stressful cause they have the same animation
Tofuuuu!!
Oh fuck, we'll attract Vegans!
Second anti-Vegan joke in two different episodes!
I love the face he's doing...
"Hello?"
I must admit...
Ah? Take order.
So she did take one... OH SHE WANTS THE SPECIAL ORANGE ROLL!
HOW WE DO THAT?!
WHAT IS THE ORANGE ROLL?!
STOOOP!
Cookbook.
So it's duck... No it's Flip it, with brown rice!
Wait! We must put that in writing!
That's just a disgusting way to do things!
I stopped when they were starting to introduce the specials so I never done one...
SHIT!
ERR... PAPER... ERRR...
PAPIER SCHNELL!
That will do the trick!
So...
So lobster... So Flip it... So brown rice...
Hold on! Orange Roll... Because later, we'll have more specials...
WE ARE FORCED TO TAKE NOTES! THAT'S BULLSHIT!
SO Brown rice!
BACK TO GAME!
Oh my god! Did you put the sauce?
Nope.
"Put the special sauce!"
Fucking hell, mouse!
MOUSE!!!
The saaaauce!
AH NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE A PAIN IN THE ASS, MOUSE!
SAAAAAUUUUCE!!
The Hulk sauce...
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
Look how I mastered the knife!
Oh yeah!
So Olivia?!
"Do you like it?" Why do you have olives in your hair?!!
Because her name's Olivia?
This question has pleased her!
So Orange Roll, so Flip it!
Flip it, then I believe it's lobster... then...
LOBSTER!
Lobster, then carrots, then...
CARROTS!
Sush... Sash... Surimi... and Duck sauce.
Am I right?
Roll it!
What's that?
No, it's just to see the recipe. We don't care.
WE DON'T CARE!
We already got it.
THE SURIMI!
Where is it? Is it here?
Hop! And the DUCK SAUCE!
And the duck! Duck sauce! WC Duck!
Wow fuck! The guy who puts WC Duck in his sushi!
On another note, I have totally forgotten my brown rice, it must be burning right now!
Oh shit!
ORANGE ROLL! It gives so much points!
134 POINTS?!!
Yup my rice is very dead.
Fuck!
Yeah no...
Yeah it's fine, you'll wait even longer!
Order... May I take your order, you...
Oh she wants a white one!
OBVIOUSLY!!
SO YOU LIKE THEM WHITE, HUH?!!
It's disgusting!
We are horrible characters...
Do we add another brown rice? Cause we do have a lot of brown rice ordered.
Alright, we'll bet on it.
If they ask for a white rice, I'm going to kill someone!
It's one of the reasons why we can't work in restauration... Weirdly, chefs don't want to hire us.
Why does it look like that ?!!
Because I forgot to let it cook fully!
It didn't look like... errrk...
Interesting!
Disgusting.
For fuck sake, looks like we can't cook a brown rice for shit today!
"So how is that sushi coming along?" - "SHUT UP, I'M COOKING YOUR RICE!!"
You know what, let's start with...
Yeah first you need...
First, we need this.
And anyway I did a good thing to not do it cause I'm completely forgetting to let them cook !!
He's starting to despair of me.
THE PAPER, NOOOOOO!! Yes...
Roll...
Don't worry I am in control.
The TS...
The guy's really going to start feeling impatient.
"So is my sushi ready?" - "NO!"
I overcooked your rice four times!
Shut up, I'm professionnal, you should be happy I didn't serve you burnt rice.
Huh?!!
Imagine in a pizzeria... "So is the pizza coming?" - "Shut up, I overcooked it four times!"
"HUH?!!"
Okay...
CUT!
Oooh, I imagine that's the face of that fucking shit closer!
WHO MADE US WASTE A BROWN RICE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A BROWN RICE COSTS?!!
Well nothing, cause I wasted five of them.
Joking aside, the white rice usually takes 10 to 11 minutes to cook...
The brown rice usually takes 20.
It's usually the full cereal inside... or it can be something else. But usually it's taking longer to cook.
So that means we made someone wait for a freaking hour because we wasted four brown rices!
But we are professionnals.
We prefer making someone wait 40 minutes... Here, 50%, Bam! But...
84 points still
Thanks for giving me what I like!
"So is it ready?" - "Yeeeeesss?!!"
"Ah? Is my order ready?" - "Noooo"
It's really creepy that thing!
So he doesn't want anything else that one?
No, because he is weak!
He is WEAK!!
*singing badly* Rolling... La La La La...
"Rolling and making..."
"Some sushi, I am feeling!"
"But the seagulls...."
"Poke my sushi, NOT FUN!!"
"I say seagulls... HMM"
Stop it now!
"Making... Making some weird tea..."
"With some of this blueberries!"
Oh my God!!
"But the seagulls!"
"THEY POKE MY EYES!!"
"I say the seagulls... HMMMM"
"STOP IT NOW!"
"FUCK MY LIFE!!"
OH FUCK, WHAT ARE THOSE THREE STARS?!!
Is it client service that one?
I dunno...
And even with a fucking shit 65 points, you know the guy...
I didn't like your little song.
HOWEVER THE ASS OF OUR WAITRESS, YOU LIKED THAT!!
ASSHOLE!
And that's how SKARR and Mathilda married...
To make tons of sushi together...
SO!
Well we stop on this day, on this first day... Will SKARR continue the adventures of Mathilda and SKARR on his own...
Or will it be the end of this Sushiria which will be closed down due to food poisoning?
The previous guy!
He's suing us! Ah, you know Americans... They can do trials...
You know what, I'm going to keep that into the marked pages...
Papa Sushiria...
FUN GAME OF MY LIFE
Here ya go.
I might do a serie on it, cause it's making me laugh quite a bit...
Thank you Karboom for making me discover this game...
Well it was my pleasure!
So here it is, sometimes we find some perks like that on the net...
It was funnylol...
So I'm going to have fun doing Hell's sushis for a while...
I'm keeping this recipe of the Orange Roll preciously with me...
it's getting us so much money!
But my dear friends... It was a pleasure to have you with us on this episode...
Karboom, do you have another Karboom Flash that will be released soon?
Indeed I do, I have one that hasn't been recorded yet, but I have the game for it. It's going to be an Impossible Platform Game.
So that's that...
THAT'S... That he makes me play on games.... like...
Flash games... I'm like, no problems, it's fun... It's amusing....
It's nice...
HOWEVER if he gives me a Impossible Platform Game, I shove his head into the computer screen!
I force him to eat the Hell's Sushi!
Without cutting it before!
Don't hesitate to tell us in the comments if you like a kind of sushi in particular...
If you want us to test our recipes...
If you want us to shove another Hell's Sushi to...
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And Bon Appétit!
Ciaoooooooo!!
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