Saturday, September 2, 2017

Youtube daily report Sep 2 2017

Make your lips pretty pink and soft in two minutes are you feeling shy or

embarrassed of your dark lips there are many reasons that can make your lips

look dull and dark pretty pink lips are an attractive facial feature

particularly for girls and women due to hectic lifestyles you often forget to

take care of your lips which is the most delicate and sensitive skin of your face

but don't worry these home remedies will help make your lips pink and beautiful

naturally exfoliate with a toothbrush one of the best ways to get naturally

pink lips is to regularly exfoliate your lips with a toothbrush all you need to

do is take your soft bristled toothbrush and gently rub your lips using small

circular motions this loss of dead skin on stimulates blood flow to the lips

making them soft and pink olive oil and sugar scrub take a pinch of sugar in a

bowl and add a few drops of olive oil mix it properly and gently rub the

mixture on your lips for 2 to 3 minutes rinse it off with cold water to prevent

dryness apply lip balm this is one of the best remedy to exfoliate your lips

and make your lips pink and removes dry chapped lips do this every alternative

day to make your lips appear smooth and soft key massage gently massage your

lips with a warm ghee or clarified butter for 2 minutes do this before

bedtime leave it to overnight this provides a

natural production to your lips and makes your lips pinkish the red smooth

and beautiful honey massage take a drop of honey on your fingertips and slowly

massage on the lips in a circular motion massage for 2 to 3 minutes and then wash

your lips with lukewarm water honey acts as an excellent natural moisturizer it's

Souda sun maintains the pinkness of your lips the rose petals and milk take some

rose petals and soak the petals in water for a few minutes after it has soaked

completely take off the petals to make a paste of it add one full

spoon off fresh thick milk to the paste mix it properly apply the paste on your

lips and keep it for about 10 to 15 minutes wash your lips with lukewarm water

this exfoliates your lips and helps you to get the soft pink lips Naturally

thank you for watching this video like and subscribe for more videos

For more infomation >> How To Get Soft And Pink Lips In 5 Minutes | Effectively | Supercasm - Duration: 2:54.

-------------------------------------------

►iphone 8: Official Apple Release Date, Price, Specification & Rumors► - Duration: 1:32.

iPhone 8 is an upcoming smartphone by Apple.

The phone is rumoured to come with a 4.70-inch touchscreen display with a resolution of 750

pixels by 1330 pixels.

The Apple iPhone 8 is expected to be powered by quad-core A11 processor and come with 3GB

of RAM.

The phone is rumoured to pack 32GB of internal storage cannot be expanded.

The Apple iPhone 8 is rumoured to run iOS 11.

The Apple iPhone 8 tipped to be a single SIM (GSM) smartphone that will accept a Nano-SIM.

Connectivity options are said to include Wi-Fi, GPS, Bluetooth, 3G and 4G.

Sensors on the phone are rumoured to include Proximity sensor, Accelerometer and Ambient

light sensor.

iPhone 8 release date: when will it launch.

The iPhone 8 launch date is Tuesday, September 12 at 10am with Apple hosting the launch event

at the Steve Jobs Theater in Cupertino, California.

Its brand-new campus is ripe for announcing a new iPhone, and September has become the

traditional month for a smartphone launch from Apple.

iPhone 8 price: how much will it cost.

You're going to have to spend a lot of money to own the iPhone 8, and yet it's still likely

to be sold out in under five minutes.

Apple is planning an all-new smartphone design, and we're expecting a high iPhone 8 price

to reflect that.

Current rumors suggest this model could start as high as $1,100, but we're estimating the

price to be a little lower at a shade under $1,000.

For more infomation >> ►iphone 8: Official Apple Release Date, Price, Specification & Rumors► - Duration: 1:32.

-------------------------------------------

Kim K. gegen Trump: North wäre eine bessere Präsidentin! - Duration: 1:45.

For more infomation >> Kim K. gegen Trump: North wäre eine bessere Präsidentin! - Duration: 1:45.

-------------------------------------------

We Need to Talk 1987 | 대화가 필요해 1987 [Gag Concert / 2017.09.02] - Duration: 9:39.

(We Need to Talk 1987)

So what's going on between you two?

I'm Daehui's girlfriend.

Bongseon's shocking confession surprises everyone.

- Girlfriend? / - Girlfriend?

But I'm not your boyfriend.

- Cheers! / - Hey!

You're being too loud!

Daehui gets angry at a bar

and a fight breaks out.

The Flaming Eel of Nampo.

Bongseon's scary past of when

she was a tough girl is discovered.

I'm sorry.

So pretty...

Are you okay?

Seoul accent...

Pardon?

Nothing.

Are you alright?

I'm fine.

This could be destiny.

How about enjoying some pastries at the bakery?

I'm on my way to my part-time job.

Oh, that's too bad.

Then how about tomorrow?

The bakery in front of school tomorrow afternoon.

It's really alright.

But... It's nothing special.

It's just that I'm sorry.

Alright then.

Thank you! Thank you!

Excuse me...

What's your name?

I'm Eunyeong.

I'm Eunyeong...

I'm Eunyeong...

Daehui!

You scared me!

- What are you doing here? / - Dang it, man.

It's good that you're here.

Teach me how to speak in a Seoul accent.

All of a sudden?

This girl, Eonyeong...

Eonnyeon?

No... Never mind that!

Just go higher at the end for a Seoul accent.

Have you eaten?

Have you eaten?

You just need to practice

speaking in a Seoul accent.

Yeah?

Starting today...

I'll only speak in... Seoul accent.

You're very good.

So where's Bongseon?

I was happy because of Eonyeong.

Why'd you bring her up?

Do you...

Like Bongseon?

What?

No!

Oh, come on, man.

Just admit it if you like her.

Be a man!

It's not so hard.

Act like a man.

You make it sound so easy, Daehui.

To me, it's the hardest thing in the world...

If it wasn't for you...

Kim Daehui, if it wasn't for you...

He can hear you.

Should I disappear?

Look at the time!

It's time for dinner!

My dad's going to kill me!

I'm out of here!

Good-bye.

Bongseon, I like you!

Why's it so hard to say that?

Dad...

I'm home.

Look at the time, boy!

I'm sorry.

Boy...

I tell you all the time!

Be home by 6 no matter what!

It's 6 on the dot.

What?

It's 6 on the dot?

6 on the dot?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

What? What? 6 on the dot?

6 on the dot?

What? Huh? Huh?

What? What? What? Huh?

What? What? 6 on the dot?

Huh? Hold on...

6 on the dot?

Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

It's 6:01, boy!

You little brat...

Don't lie to me, boy!

Alright?

Sit down.

Aren't you going to tell me to eat?

We have no rice to eat.

Food's ready!

The Flaming Eel of Nampo!

I am not.

Those guys got the wrong person.

Hey, why are you at my house?

Go home!

Hey now...

She's a guest in our home. Don't send her away.

We should at least feed her.

You sit down too.

Join us.

Yes, father.

Don't call me father.

Fath...

I tried my hand

at making mixed noodles.

Try some.

Mixed noodles?

How did you know I love mixed noodles?

This is a really hard dish for

someone so young to make.

This sure looks good.

What's the matter?

Does it taste bad?

No.

I forgot that I'm fasting for church.

Dad, you're Buddhist.

Shut it, boy!

I've converted.

I'm sorry to say this during your meal

but I have to get home early today.

Go then. Go now.

Why? Finish your dinner and hang out.

My dad is coming home from his business trip.

Oh, really?

A business trip? Where did he go?

He went to France and West Germany in Europe.

That's impressive.

Your dad...

He must be some big businessman.

So what does your father do?

He's a gangster.

He's coming back to send off his friend to Hawaii.

I should get going.

Yeah... Get home safe.

Daehui.

I'll be going now.

Good-bye.

Oh, right.

After you finish fasting,

help yourself to this.

They're mixed noodles.

I'm going now.

Daehui.

Yes?

I'll throw this out.

And another thing.

Listen to me.

After meeting her,

Bongseon seems like a cute girl.

She's polite unlike youngsters these days.

Very good to her elders.

Too bad her mixed noodles are terrible.

But she's quite the catch.

You...

You should marry Bongseon.

What are you saying?

Boy!

Listen to your father!

I don't want to marry Bongseon!

I'm going to marry

someone way prettier than Bongseon!

Even if I die...

Even if I die...

I'll never marry Bongseon!

You're destined to marry her.

Everyone here already knows.

For more infomation >> We Need to Talk 1987 | 대화가 필요해 1987 [Gag Concert / 2017.09.02] - Duration: 9:39.

-------------------------------------------

Acting Idols | 연기돌 [Gag Concert / 2017.09.02] - Duration: 5:54.

(Acting Idols)

A movie about

a battle over a new hiking brand.

We'll start the audition for

"Inside Outdoor."

First candidate, come on in.

Hello.

I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.

I believe that the set-up is key in acting.

Yes, the set-up is very important.

What kind of acting did you prepare?

I'll play Heungbu in "Heungbu and Nolbu."

Great. Ready... Action.

Sister-in-law, my family is starving.

Please give us some rice.

Or at least the rice stuck to that rice paddle...

Why'd you fly so far?

The set-up is that Nolbu's wife

is tennis player, Maria Sharapova.

Why would you come up with that?

Here comes the swallow.

The swallow's leg is broken.

I'll fix it.

There. Go fly.

What?

- Let's go. / - Where are you going?

The set-up is that I'm being arrested

for unlicensed medical practice.

Why would you get arrested?

Don't be ridiculous.

Let's have you cut open the gourd.

Let's cut open this gourd.

Excuse me.

What are you doing?

The set-up is that I'm doing the jitterbug.

- You can just dance to your seat. / - Okay.

Stop coming up with weird scenarios.

Next candidate, come on in.

Hello.

I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.

Oh!

You're out.

This is Hollywood!

If you do this, the guys go crazy!

They love it!

They call me sexy when I play dodgeball!

A date scene with my boyfriend.

Just a moment.

Excuse me...

Okay! Action!

- I guess she can't hear. / - Honey.

Let's go clubbing.

We'll paint the town red.

It looks like you painted your hair red.

- I can't dance anymore. / - All of a sudden?

Danpei...

Be strong.

Dad!

What are you talking about?

Hold on. The club is almost closed.

Hey... The sun is up already.

I should go home.

Just go home! You can just leave!

Forget this. Let's just break up.

What? How could you say that?

You jerk!

- What the... / - Where does my hand go?

Why would you...

What are you trying to do?

Flame shot!

That really hurt!

What was that for?

This is Hollywood!

If you do this, the guys go crazy!

They love it!

Guys say I light a fire in their hearts!

You burned me for real.

They're all so weird...

Last candidate, come on in.

What brings you here, ma'am?

Hello.

I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.

We're sorry but the only roles we have left

are unnoticeable roles like the pension owner...

There are unnoticeable roles in acting.

No matter how unnoticeable the role,

you give it your all

so that you can express

the day in a person's life.

This is the spirit of acting.

I will now be reborn as the pension owner.

Dada...

Daddy, daddy.

Dad, dad.

Dad, what have you ever done for me?

What was that all of a sudden?

I hit puberty.

Dad, dad...

Father, father...

Son-in-law, clear the table. I'm finished eating.

Now that I've seen an entire lifetime,

I'll act as the pension owner.

Goodness, three young men.

There are three girls staying downstairs.

You can hang out with them. Come this way.

Don't be shy. Come on.

This is Jieun.

And this is Areum.

Where's the other one?

Hello.

I'm Kim Jeongja.

Jeongja's favorite random game.

What game?

Ma'am, it's not the time for games. Hold on.

Your acting was too overboard.

There is no overboard in acting.

I was clearly expressing the lady's

business tactic of calling her pension

ocean-view when it only really

has a view of the sea in the distance.

This is the spirit of acting.

Alright. The scene of the lady cleaning the room.

Show us that.

Here I go.

Gosh.

That couple sure left the room clean.

They threw out their food waste.

The soap in the bathroom is gone.

Hold on...

The TV in the living room is gone too!

How could they?

Young man!

Gosh! They even got rid of the phone!

- I'm ruined now! / - Ma'am...

You're out!

For more infomation >> Acting Idols | 연기돌 [Gag Concert / 2017.09.02] - Duration: 5:54.

-------------------------------------------

Extreme Theater Troupe | 극닥전 극단 [Gag Concert / 2017.09.02] - Duration: 6:17.

(Extreme Theater Troupe)

Hey, we got nobody in the audience again.

- Dang... Every time... / - Geez...

Director!

- Hello! / - Hello!

Does the audience affect your acting?

Don't worry about the number of attendees

and focus on your acting!

- Especially you, Sangeun! / - Yes...

- Director... / - What is it?

The thing is,

my family is coming to today's show.

Oh, really?

That's wonderful! So wonderful...

What're you so happy about?

I told you not to worry about the attendees!

I'm so happy! You don't have to clean.

No...

So anyway... Hey.

We'll start the show soon.

It's directed and written by me.

- You'd better act properly. / - Yes.

- Act... / - By the rules!

The audience is coming in.

- Wow... / - Gosh!

Sangeun is going to be in it.

Gosh...

I should be out working the fields.

Why am I here to see this?

Gosh, I'm still pretty excited though.

Let's see Sangeun on stage.

It's already been 6 years since we've been

fighting for our independence.

When will our comrades that got taken

to prison will be released?

When's Sangeun coming on?

Very soon.

Comrade Sangtae!

Will we even become independent?

When is Sangeun coming on?

Tell me the exact time.

Just a bit... Wait just a bit longer.

This isn't the time for this.

The traitor, Lee Sangeun, is coming here now.

You dirty rats!

It's my son, Sangeun!

My son!

Comrade...

You independence army scum.

Stop it, Lee Sangeun!

You're Korean too!

Lee Sangeun?

Who's Lee Sangeun?

My name is Nakamura now!

I'll say this again.

We'll never surrender!

What? Why you...

Boo...

Boo...

Nakamura! Nakamura!

- That's my son! / - Nakamura!

I can't withstand this power...

You win.

What are you doing?

I'll just go by the script.

Did you see the greatness

of the Japanese empire?

Even if I die here,

Lee Sangeun, I'll make sure...

- I take you to hell with me! / - Sangeun, a gun.

- He's pointing a gun at you! / - I know.

You'll die! He has a gun!

- He's got a gun behind you! You'll die! / - I know.

A gun behind you!

- Hey. / - Yes?

You shoot him.

Why would I shoot him?

You have to shoot him to save the play. Shoot him.

Take this! Bang!

Comrade, wake up!

- Hey. / - Yes?

Shoot me too.

All of a sudden?

I'm going with this. Shoot me.

- Kill him! Kill him! / - Alright.

Kill him!

You dirty rat!

What was that?

Oh, gosh!

I'm the Korean independence army sniper,

Kim Seunghye.

Thank you for saving me at the perfect time.

The people rooting for our independence

will be happy about this bullet I shot!

We can't be happy

about a person being dead.

Hey! Did Sangeun die?

Geez...

So he's not even in it anymore.

Alright then.

It's not like we came to see them.

Let's go out for dinner. Come on, everyone.

- His heart is beating! / - All of a sudden?

- Just like that? / - What are you saying?

Bang!

What the...

Play the music.

No! No... Wait...

This tastes like kimchi.

This isn't the Japanese flag.

It's just a kimchi stain!

Lee Sangeun...

Has been eating kimchi for every meal.

He was fighting for our independence!

He was part of the independence army.

Please stick to the script...

What was that?

What did you say?

Keep going. What? Huh?

Hurray for Korean independence.

Why didn't you say so earlier?

What? Hurray for Korean independence.

- Hey, hey. / - Yes?

- Do it again. / - Okay.

Hurray for Korean independence.

Hold still... Hold still...

Anyway, we're close to independence.

Japan will be ruined soon.

Is Sangeun there?

The results of our desire for independence

will appear soon.

Where is he? It's too dark to see him.

Where is he?

Where did he go?

There he is. Oh, good.

With our hearts united...

- We'll hope for independence... / - No more lines?

- As we... / - Yeah? Let's just leave then.

- Gosh... / - It was a good show.

My line isn't finished yet!

Hold on!

Where are you going?

For more infomation >> Extreme Theater Troupe | 극닥전 극단 [Gag Concert / 2017.09.02] - Duration: 6:17.

-------------------------------------------

Gag Concert | 개그콘서트 [ENG / 2017.09.02] - Duration: 1:17:47.

(Come Back, Yumi)

Should we go to the dog cafe?

Sorry, I'm allergic to dogs and scared of them.

That one's cute.

Please stay away.

I'm allergic to dogs.

I'm scared of them!

Dang it! My head turned.

- Dang it... / - Gosh...

Look at this mess you made!

I'm sorry.

Comedian Kang Yumi?

So you knew it was me.

Yumi.

What brings you here, class 31 comedians?

Why are you wearing a plush costume here?

What do you mean?

This is my wardrobe

and this is my stage.

You can't be picky about performing.

- Even here? / - Of course.

I've been gaining fame here

as the crazy dog of Hongdae in this part of town.

My popularity is rising.

I get sunstroke sometimes.

I just need to hydrate and there's no problem.

Yumi...

Don't suffer under the hot sun.

Come back to Gag Concert.

Yes, come back with us, Yumi.

I'm sorry about this.

What?

I have no intention to return to Gag Concert.

Why is that?

I never...

I never want to be grouped together with Lee Hyori.

What?

They put out an article about Hyori

after her comeback.

Are you two close?

No, I just read it online.

That she hesitated to make a comeback in case

she'd disappoint all the people that only remember

her at her prime when she was at her prettiest.

I got the chills...

Why?

It's as if she's talking about me, right?

- No. / - No.

Shut it. That's what I think.

The chilling similarities

shared by Lee Hyori and Kang Yumi.

Do you want to hear the chilling story?

When Lee Hyori debuted as a solo artist in 2003,

I debuted like a shining star among comedians.

When Hyori was at the top of show business

with "U Go Girl,"

I also conquered show business

with the skit "Changing Room Miss Kang."

- Conquered? / - And that's not all.

When Hyori gave it all up and moved to Jeju-do,

I was also at Jeju-do.

On a trip for 5 days.

Chills, chills, mega chills.

Hyori.

I can't walk the same path as you anymore.

I must be a coward.

I'm not like Hyori.

I just want to stay a legend.

I'm afraid of coming down

from the top if I come back!

The top, my foot!

You're not even right in the head!

That's right.

Stop being ridiculous and hang in there.

This really bites...

It's really hot out, isn't it?

Yes, it's still very hot.

Gosh... Come here, guys.

- You don't have to, Yumi... / - Hold still.

- It's okay. / - This is all I can do for you. Hold still.

Yumi just hit us, right?

Alright, you can go now.

I have to entice the people.

People, come see 50 dogs at our dog cafe!

Enjoy a beverage

and have some fun...

Goodness...

- Are you okay? / - Yumi.

You're terrible at this.

How about you tell us what we should

be most careful of working in show business?

I really want to know.

- What to watch out for in show business? / - Yes.

Can you smell the inside of this?

So intense!

That's how intense show business is.

- To survive, just remember one thing. / - Yes.

To know your place and where you belong.

Got it?

Now, go away.

Goodness...

My goodness...

You're really out of place, Yumi.

I should beat you two like dogs.

She's biting me!

Hello, Dongmin.

Yumi.

What are you doing here?

Why are you here, Dongmin?

Yumi, don't let your talents go to waste.

Come back to Gag Concert with me

and let's do a new skit.

I already came up with it.

I'm sorry.

Even if I come back to Gag Concert,

I can't be in a skit with you.

I can't take your temper.

You always get angry and shout.

And all you do is shout when you act.

Yumi.

I've changed.

I've matured.

Oh, our junior comedians.

- Hello. / - Good to see you.

Let's work in a skit together next time.

- Thank you. / - Thank you, Dongmin.

- See that? / - Yeah, it makes me puke.

Yumi.

I don't get angry anymore.

You're just putting on a show.

I know you'll reveal your true self right away.

How can I believe you?

Yumi, it's not like that. I don't get angry.

When pigs fly.

You not getting mad? A dog would laugh at that.

That's not even a joke.

Yet the people are all laughing.

I don't get angry.

- For real. / - People can't change themselves.

- I don't get angry. / - I've known you for 13 years...

I said I don't get angry!

- I don't get angry! / - Run away!

What are you looking at? Is this a show?

Keep all those cameras on me!

(Say Anything Festival)

Hello, viewers.

This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.

Please raise me!

Who did you say that to?

My mother.

Then let's meet our first contestant now.

♪ I can't even eat ♪

- She said she can't eat! / - Amazing!

- She just sang anything! / - Right.

- I saw her eat earlier today. / - Right.

But she's dieting these days

and she's only been binge eating sometimes.

She'll lose a bunch of weight.

Let's meet the next contestant.

A eunuch?

No, it's 7 o'clock.

Not a eunuch!

- He was a clock! / - Right.

A eunuch is missing something.

What is that?

Dreams, hopes and nice hips.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Hey.

How did you get so pretty?

Look who's talking.

Look who's talking...

What are they babbling about?

Amazing.

- Comparing apples and oranges. / - Right.

- Korea has 3 beauties. / - Yes.

Oh Nami, Lee Suji and Don Lee.

Fierce competition.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Mom, it's stuck!

Did he get the job?

It's stuck!

- His phone stuck to his face! / - Amazing.

A phone face statement.

Yeongjin, what's your phone number?

- 010... / - Yes...

Soccer ball, basketball...

You're in the middle of a call.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Bottom!

Is she Japanese?

Bottom!

Top!

Hat!

She wasn't Japanese!

- She was being cute! / - Right.

I can speak some Japanese too.

I speak Korean.

You're like a native.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is it Oh Nami?

I was right!

- We were right! / - Yes!

Then I'll get that person.

No.

The audience is precious.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is he juggling?

Hot, hot, hot...

He wasn't juggling! Those were hot potatoes!

♪ Potato, potato ♪

♪ Strawberry in English ♪

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is he a boxer?

- He was doing the Fin.K.L dance. / - Amazing!

Lee Eulyong and Lee Deokhwa were members.

The fairies.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is it rock climbing?

Someone stuck gum on the wall.

He was cleaning gum off the wall.

I can't chew gum.

Why not?

I'm gum illiterate.

Let's meet the next contestant.

A traditional dance?

Where's the toilet?

- She was looking for the toilet! / - Amazing.

She did a great job and deserves praise.

Good job! Stamp, stamp!

Let's meet the next contestant.

Are they wrestling?

♪ London Bridge is falling down, falling down ♪

♪ London Bridge is falling down, falling down ♪

- It was a London Bridge statement. / - Amazing.

Those guys aren't twins.

They're butts.

Mismatching butt cheeks.

From the Say Anything Festival, this has been

caster Nucksal...

And commentator Bodhisattva.

Hello!

(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)

- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.

- Myeonghun. / - Yeah.

We're friends, right?

- Right? / - Right?

Can just one of you talk?

Okay.

- Okay. / - Okay.

Gosh, I can't believe this.

- What? / - What?

That buffalo wings aren't made with buffalo?

No.

They say a man and woman can't be friends.

You fall for each other and become lovers.

Then we could become Myeonghun's girlfriend.

Myeonghun's girlfriend?

Girlfriend?

You're insane.

Stay seated if you're tired.

Why would you stand up and circle me?

Stay seated if you're going to groan while standing.

Myeonghun, do you want to get in trouble?

- Why are you crying? / - Why are you crying?

He keeps lusting after me!

- You jerk! / - You jerk!

You jerk!

You kept staring at me last time

when I wore a bikini.

Do you want me that badly?

- Is this a signal? / - Is this a signal?

Is this cellulite?

You have cellulite here too.

Guys, congratulate me.

A movie star asked me out on a date.

- So did you go? / - So did you go?

Have you lost your mind?

I did.

Who was it?

Nobody asked.

Lee Jongseok.

On our first date,

I went out wearing an outfit

that exposes my shoulders.

Do you know what he said to me?

"Oh, I like your style."

"Oh, you have great style."

"You look like an Australopithecus."

That's enough...

I bet you laugh at yourself in the mirror.

Oh, no...

That wasn't racy at all.

I've never experienced this.

- What happened? / - What happened?

The elevator didn't beep when you got on?

You took a freight elevator.

No... I was walking down the street

and I sat down from twisting my ankle.

A fancy imported car pulled up next to me.

They thought you were a speed bump.

Some dreamy guy got out

and said this while helping me up.

"Get on. I bet you're in pain."

"Get on. I bet you're almost due."

(We Need to Talk 1987)

So what's going on between you two?

I'm Daehui's girlfriend.

Bongseon's shocking confession surprises everyone.

- Girlfriend? / - Girlfriend?

But I'm not your boyfriend.

- Cheers! / - Hey!

You're being too loud!

Daehui gets angry at a bar

and a fight breaks out.

The Flaming Eel of Nampo.

Bongseon's scary past of when

she was a tough girl is discovered.

I'm sorry.

So pretty...

Are you okay?

Seoul accent...

Pardon?

Nothing.

Are you alright?

I'm fine.

This could be destiny.

How about enjoying some pastries at the bakery?

I'm on my way to my part-time job.

Oh, that's too bad.

Then how about tomorrow?

The bakery in front of school tomorrow afternoon.

It's really alright.

But... It's nothing special.

It's just that I'm sorry.

Alright then.

Thank you! Thank you!

Excuse me...

What's your name?

I'm Eunyeong.

I'm Eunyeong...

I'm Eunyeong...

Daehui!

You scared me!

- What are you doing here? / - Dang it, man.

It's good that you're here.

Teach me how to speak in a Seoul accent.

All of a sudden?

This girl, Eonyeong...

Eonnyeon?

No... Never mind that!

Just go higher at the end for a Seoul accent.

Have you eaten?

Have you eaten?

You just need to practice

speaking in a Seoul accent.

Yeah?

Starting today...

I'll only speak in... Seoul accent.

You're very good.

So where's Bongseon?

I was happy because of Eonyeong.

Why'd you bring her up?

Do you...

Like Bongseon?

What?

No!

Oh, come on, man.

Just admit it if you like her.

Be a man!

It's not so hard.

Act like a man.

You make it sound so easy, Daehui.

To me, it's the hardest thing in the world...

If it wasn't for you...

Kim Daehui, if it wasn't for you...

He can hear you.

Should I disappear?

Look at the time!

It's time for dinner!

My dad's going to kill me!

I'm out of here!

Good-bye.

Bongseon, I like you!

Why's it so hard to say that?

Dad...

I'm home.

Look at the time, boy!

I'm sorry.

Boy...

I tell you all the time!

Be home by 6 no matter what!

It's 6 on the dot.

What?

It's 6 on the dot?

6 on the dot?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

What? What? 6 on the dot?

6 on the dot?

What? Huh? Huh?

What? What? What? Huh?

What? What? 6 on the dot?

Huh? Hold on...

6 on the dot?

Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

It's 6:01, boy!

You little brat...

Don't lie to me, boy!

Alright?

Sit down.

Aren't you going to tell me to eat?

We have no rice to eat.

Food's ready!

The Flaming Eel of Nampo!

I am not.

Those guys got the wrong person.

Hey, why are you at my house?

Go home!

Hey now...

She's a guest in our home. Don't send her away.

We should at least feed her.

You sit down too.

Join us.

Yes, father.

Don't call me father.

Fath...

I tried my hand

at making mixed noodles.

Try some.

Mixed noodles?

How did you know I love mixed noodles?

This is a really hard dish for

someone so young to make.

This sure looks good.

What's the matter?

Does it taste bad?

No.

I forgot that I'm fasting for church.

Dad, you're Buddhist.

Shut it, boy!

I've converted.

I'm sorry to say this during your meal

but I have to get home early today.

Go then. Go now.

Why? Finish your dinner and hang out.

My dad is coming home from his business trip.

Oh, really?

A business trip? Where did he go?

He went to France and West Germany in Europe.

That's impressive.

Your dad...

He must be some big businessman.

So what does your father do?

He's a gangster.

He's coming back to send off his friend to Hawaii.

I should get going.

Yeah... Get home safe.

Daehui.

I'll be going now.

Good-bye.

Oh, right.

After you finish fasting,

help yourself to this.

They're mixed noodles.

I'm going now.

Daehui.

Yes?

I'll throw this out.

And another thing.

Listen to me.

After meeting her,

Bongseon seems like a cute girl.

She's polite unlike youngsters these days.

Very good to her elders.

Too bad her mixed noodles are terrible.

But she's quite the catch.

You...

You should marry Bongseon.

What are you saying?

Boy!

Listen to your father!

I don't want to marry Bongseon!

I'm going to marry

someone way prettier than Bongseon!

Even if I die...

Even if I die...

I'll never marry Bongseon!

You're destined to marry her.

Everyone here already knows.

(My Mother-in-law is Strange)

Gosh!

Come on. Don't scare me when we're

watching a horror movie.

- Did I scare you? / - Yeah.

Come here.

Stop it.

- Come here. / - Stop it.

Stop it.

I said to stop it.

Get your hand off me!

What are you saying? My hands are right here.

Then this hand is...

Son!

Son!

My son!

Mother, what were you doing back there?

It's because I like you so much!

- I don't like her. / - Come on, mom.

Forget it.

It must be grandma.

Oh, no!

Mom, I'm going to scare grandma.

- I'll hide and scare her. / - Alright.

My puppy!

Oh, gosh...

My puppy!

My pup...

Hey...

Where did my puppy go?

Where's my puppy?

My puppy...

Puppy...

Where's my puppy?

- He's right... / - Where's my puppy?

Have you seen my puppy?

My back itches.

My back itches. Gosh...

My back itches.

- Gosh... / - You're killing Munjae!

Gosh! Oh, my goodness!

What were you doing there, Munjae?

Get up, my puppy.

Good. Stand up.

I'm alive.

What were you up to, my puppy?

I was watching a scary movie.

- You were watching a movie? / - Yes.

You should enjoy yummy treats during a movie.

That's why I brought something.

Hold on...

Hold on...

What are you doing, grandma?

Hold on a second.

All done.

All done.

Popcorn.

Half caramel and half garlic butter.

Caramel...

Gosh...

Father... Oops...

Mother.

What brings you here?

What do you mean what brings me here?

I'm sick of even asking you that!

You're the one making them uncomfortable!

You're the horror movie to them. Geez!

- You're really scary too... / - Be quiet!

Looking at your face is stressing me out!

Calm down, mother.

Hold on.

This is the best thing for when you're stressed.

Hold on.

Where did it go?

It's here somewhere. Hold on.

Here it is. Bubble wrap, my favorite.

1, 2...

I don't like this either!

I'm so stressed...

- Daughter-in-law. / - Yes?

Go bring me some chocolate.

You should've asked for food from the start.

Here it is.

Mother, some chocolate.

Alright.

It's good?

It's too salty!

The chocolate?

The chocolate is too salty!

Why would chocolate be salty?

How dare you yell at your mother-in-law?

- Saying it's salty... / - What? I can't hear you.

- You... / - How dare you yell at your mother-in-law?

- It's chocolate... / - What? I can't hear you.

- You... / - How dare you yell at your mother-in-law?

What is she saying?

Shut your mouth before I punch you!

I'll get you...

Grandma, calm down.

How about we all go see a movie?

Gosh, Munjae.

I don't go out to see movies anymore.

Why not, grandma?

Last time I went out to see a movie,

they showed a bunch of previews

before the movie even started.

I fell asleep before the movie started.

I don't go to movie theaters anymore.

Who made it so boring for my grandma?

Who do you think it was?

It was me?

I put the previews on in the movie theaters?

So...

A horrifying story this summer...

Blood... Blood...

Blood... The blood...

Is too salty!

A spectacular thriller in 2017!

Somebody help me!

Help me! Help me!

"The Strange Grandma."

Me? Me?

- Me? / - Is that what I did?

I don't know that!

I ought to just...

- Mother... / - That's enough, grandma.

How long will you keep getting angry at mom?

Munjae, I'm so sorry about that.

Daughter-in-law.

I've never done anything for you

and I always got angry at you.

I heard you got your driver's license.

Yes, mother.

So I got you this.

Hold on.

Hold on... Where did I put it?

Here it is.

Yes.

You'll need this.

Mother...

Take it.

Are you giving me a car as a gift?

Don't be ridiculous. Move my car, valet parker!

(Quiz Cafe)

An intense game of wits with a prize of $1 million

on the line.

I'm the host of the quiz show Quiz Cafe,

Seo Taehun.

Will someone win the $1 million today?

Today's contestant is comedian Yoo Minsang!

Hello!

Hello, I'm Yoo Minsang.

Hello!

- Good to see you, Minsang. / - Yes, hello.

I have a very good news today.

And what's that?

I went to a fortune teller.

He said it's a lucky year for marriage.

Oh, really? For me?

No, for me.

Why would you tell me that?

Why would you listen?

What?

Before we start the actual quiz,

we'll have a warm-up quiz.

Guess the new terms

that's commonly used online.

- I'm good at this. / - Go ahead.

Okay.

I know this one.

I agree.

- I agree is correct. / - Nice.

I know this one too!

Is this for real?

- Is this for real? Correct! / - I knew it.

Excuse me...

Go ahead!

Hey.

This is...

This looks like Yoo Minsang is a fool!

What are you saying?

Anyone can tell...

- This is the Yongmunsa Buddha statue. / - Hey!

Don't be ridiculous!

Nobody uses that term to abbreviate that temple!

You underestimate the online Buddhist community.

No! I didn't mean that. Stop lying.

That's short for Yoo Minsang.

- You're quick to catch on. / - I knew it.

The answer is...

Yoo Minsang is Bob Sapp.

Hey!

What is this?

This isn't right.

That's right. The answer is

Yoo Minsang claps.

Claps? Hey!

Stop that!

Alright, alright.

I'll give you the real answer.

- Alright. / - The real answer is...

- Yoo Minsang has passed away. / - Hey!

You're trying to kill me off.

So that's it.

We'll start the actual quiz now.

This next question

will be given by KBS announcer Park Sora.

Hello, everyone. I'm KBS announcer Park Sora.

- Minsang, nice to meet you. / - Hello.

- Here's your question. / - Yes.

A lot of men are missing their chance to get married.

Right. I'll be 40 soon.

Gosh, I'm in trouble.

Minsang tries to force out a laugh.

(Yoo Minsang, 40, pig)

What is it now?

Next episode on "Screening Humanity"

is Minsang's marriage of his soul.

Hey!

Why would my soul have a wedding? Hey!

Hey!

He calls out to the girl but she doesn't respond.

Hey. Stop that.

Stop it.

Minsang, please keep trying to win the $1 million.

- I don't want to. / - Here's the next question.

Of the following,

choose the worst looking interior.

No. 1, this cathedral with stained-glass windows.

This sounds weird.

- No. 2, a church. / - Hold on.

- No. 3, a temple. / - Excuse me!

Choose the interior you hate the most...

- And destroy it! / - What? Destroy?

Geez... This question is too religious.

Everyone is waiting.

Stop it, people.

I'm not answering this! Stop it.

Hold on. Minsang.

Are you answering with your gesture?

You're bowing right now.

Oh, so you pick the temple?

Was that bowing?

- That was bowing! / - That's not what I meant!

Hold on. Don't do this.

Oh, it's prayer.

So it's either the cathedral or church. Which one?

What do you mean?

- The Virgin Mary? The cathedral? / - What?

- You meant no. 1? / - No!

Not at all. I don't have anything like that.

I have no religion. I only believe in myself.

- You believe in yourself? / - Yes.

- Minsang, you are out of time. / - Gosh...

I am now with Pastry Yoo Minsang

who believes in fried chicken instead of God.

- Pastry? / - Pastry.

- Yes. / - You still have one last chance.

Gosh...

Here's your last question.

Here are your choices.

No. 1, Kang Yumi.

No. 2, Shin Bongseon.

- No. 3, Kim Daehui. / - Gag Concert cast members.

- Here's the question. / - Yes.

Pick the one who should've

never returned to the show.

Go ahead!

This is nothing to clap over.

Look. Hear me out.

- If I get this right... / - What else would you do?

You'd go out for beef.

Was that Kim Daehui's catchphrase?

- 3? / - You're forcing it! Why you...

I should hit you in the face.

What?

- Reduction? / - What?

It's someone who got jaw reduction surgery?

No, no, no!

I don't know anyone like that.

You're running out of time. 3....

- This is totally... / - Annoying!

- That's Shin Bongseon's catchphrase. / - No...

Who are you talking about?

Alright.

You seem to be troubled

so we'll give you a special hint.

- I don't need a hint. / - Come on out.

I don't need a hint.

Minsang, just relax

and use your hints.

You can talk it out with them.

I don't want to ask them anything.

No... Don't look so upset. It's a misunderstanding.

Get some advice.

- I think all 3 of you... / - All 3 of them?

All 3 of them came back for nothing?

No!

Why would you say it like that?

Minsang, unfortunately, you are out of time.

Out of time? It's not true.

Excuse me, Yumi.

Bongseon, I didn't...

Don't even say my name!

- Don't even say my name! / - Alright. That hurt.

- Daehui... / - It's not true, right?

- No. / - Right.

- Minsang, after the shoot today... / - Yes.

- Come to my green room. / - What?

- Daehui, you are correct! / - Correct?

Going to the green room is correct.

Is this what happens?

So I die for real.

Will someone win the $1 million next episode?

Next episode, he'll unfortunately...

- Be back from the dead... / - What?

Yoo Minsang will be joining us.

Get over here.

(Extreme Theater Troupe)

Hey, we got nobody in the audience again.

- Dang... Every time... / - Geez...

Director!

- Hello! / - Hello!

Does the audience affect your acting?

Don't worry about the number of attendees

and focus on your acting!

- Especially you, Sangeun! / - Yes...

- Director... / - What is it?

The thing is,

my family is coming to today's show.

Oh, really?

That's wonderful! So wonderful...

What're you so happy about?

I told you not to worry about the attendees!

I'm so happy! You don't have to clean.

No...

So anyway... Hey.

We'll start the show soon.

It's directed and written by me.

- You'd better act properly. / - Yes.

- Act... / - By the rules!

The audience is coming in.

- Wow... / - Gosh!

Sangeun is going to be in it.

Gosh...

I should be out working the fields.

Why am I here to see this?

Gosh, I'm still pretty excited though.

Let's see Sangeun on stage.

It's already been 6 years since we've been

fighting for our independence.

When will our comrades that got taken

to prison will be released?

When's Sangeun coming on?

Very soon.

Comrade Sangtae!

Will we even become independent?

When is Sangeun coming on?

Tell me the exact time.

Just a bit... Wait just a bit longer.

This isn't the time for this.

The traitor, Lee Sangeun, is coming here now.

You dirty rats!

It's my son, Sangeun!

My son!

Comrade...

You independence army scum.

Stop it, Lee Sangeun!

You're Korean too!

Lee Sangeun?

Who's Lee Sangeun?

My name is Nakamura now!

I'll say this again.

We'll never surrender!

What? Why you...

Boo...

Boo...

Nakamura! Nakamura!

- That's my son! / - Nakamura!

I can't withstand this power...

You win.

What are you doing?

I'll just go by the script.

Did you see the greatness

of the Japanese empire?

Even if I die here,

Lee Sangeun, I'll make sure...

- I take you to hell with me! / - Sangeun, a gun.

- He's pointing a gun at you! / - I know.

You'll die! He has a gun!

- He's got a gun behind you! You'll die! / - I know.

A gun behind you!

- Hey. / - Yes?

You shoot him.

Why would I shoot him?

You have to shoot him to save the play. Shoot him.

Take this! Bang!

Comrade, wake up!

- Hey. / - Yes?

Shoot me too.

All of a sudden?

I'm going with this. Shoot me.

- Kill him! Kill him! / - Alright.

Kill him!

You dirty rat!

What was that?

Oh, gosh!

I'm the Korean independence army sniper,

Kim Seunghye.

Thank you for saving me at the perfect time.

The people rooting for our independence

will be happy about this bullet I shot!

We can't be happy

about a person being dead.

Hey! Did Sangeun die?

Geez...

So he's not even in it anymore.

Alright then.

It's not like we came to see them.

Let's go out for dinner. Come on, everyone.

- His heart is beating! / - All of a sudden?

- Just like that? / - What are you saying?

Bang!

What the...

Play the music.

No! No... Wait...

This tastes like kimchi.

This isn't the Japanese flag.

It's just a kimchi stain!

Lee Sangeun...

Has been eating kimchi for every meal.

He was fighting for our independence!

He was part of the independence army.

Please stick to the script...

What was that?

What did you say?

Keep going. What? Huh?

Hurray for Korean independence.

Why didn't you say so earlier?

What? Hurray for Korean independence.

- Hey, hey. / - Yes?

- Do it again. / - Okay.

Hurray for Korean independence.

Hold still... Hold still...

Anyway, we're close to independence.

Japan will be ruined soon.

Is Sangeun there?

The results of our desire for independence

will appear soon.

Where is he? It's too dark to see him.

Where is he?

Where did he go?

There he is. Oh, good.

With our hearts united...

- We'll hope for independence... / - No more lines?

- As we... / - Yeah? Let's just leave then.

- Gosh... / - It was a good show.

My line isn't finished yet!

Hold on!

Where are you going?

(Idiotic Robot)

How could he not show up

to see his hospitalized master?

Geez...

Why you...

Are you all right, master?

I have no emotions.

I am Jinho-bot.

I do not have a heart.

I do not have a heart.

I do not have a heart.

Master.

Who was it?

Who did this to my master's face?

- This isn't the face of a person. / - What?

I hurt my arms!

- Your face looks really... / - I'll bury you!

Forget it. Did you bring what I asked you to?

Yes, master.

Hold on.

Why did you bring so much stuff?

You'll need this to stay here until winter.

I'm leaving here tomorrow.

Tomorrow...

Hold on...

It's a bust. Cancel the trip.

My master is being discharged tomorrow.

Let's go next time when he's injured badly.

What are you saying?

Injured badly?

Your master is injured and hospitalized

and you're thinking of traveling?

Are you out of your mind?

Just get me some food.

Yes, master.

I'm so hungry.

- Here you go, master. / - Good.

Hey, feed me.

Give me a break...

Add a piece of meat.

Yeah, add some meat.

And some fish cake.

And some kimchi. Good.

That's it.

Yes, Your Highness.

Stop joking around. Give me that now.

Yes, master.

Hey! Why you...

You're dead when I get out of these casts.

Stay still while I go to the bathroom.

- Yes, master. / - Geez...

My neck...

Honey, are you feeling... Huh?

Jinho-bot, you're the one that's injured?

I'm in so much pain...

- My head... / - Your head hurts?

- Here too. / - It hurts here?

- Miss Somi. / - Yeah?

When that last leaf falls...

It'll probably be the junk yard for me.

Jinho-bot, what are you saying?

No! Don't be in pain!

Get better...

I wish time would freeze right now.

- No... / - What's going on?

M-Master.

You should know when to stay out.

What? Honey! Honey!

Get it together. Get it together, honey.

You're the one that's injured?

- I'm the injured one. / - Oh, yeah?

It was such a pain, honey.

The pillow was so high that I couldn't sleep at all.

Look how high the pillow is.

- It is pretty high. / - Too high, right?

Hold on. Hyeseon-bot!

What is this?

Sleep mode.

Have a good sleep.

Nice job, Hyeseon-bot.

You can do anything.

What's all this?

Wow...

Hi, Jinho-bot.

Bye, Hyeseon-bot.

- How've you been? / - Why are you still here?

- You're so witty. / - It's not being witty...

Hey.

Jinho-bot. are you okay?

Error, error, error.

First aid mode.

Oh, no...

1, 2...

Gosh!

Jinho-bot!

It's not like that.

Sure it is!

Master, there's a different robot I'm flirting with.

- What? / - What?

A robot you're flirting with?

How could you?

Jinho-bot.

You offended Hyeseon-bot and made her leave!

Yeah.

Jinho-bot, who's the robot you're flirting with?

A female robot that works at the cafe nearby.

Who is it?

- Oh, I think I know. / - I don't.

That female robot has short hair

and a nice smile.

She's a female robot that looks good in pink.

Right.

Jinho-bot!

What's this?

Hey...

What is this?

What's going on?

Jeonghye-bot!

Hey, have you been flirting with him?

No. Save me!

- Save me! / - Jeonghye-bot...

We got coffee yesterday...

Jeonghye-bot... Jeonghye-bot!

So... Jinho-bot is mine now!

Save me!

(Acting Idols)

A movie about

a battle over a new hiking brand.

We'll start the audition for

"Inside Outdoor."

First candidate, come on in.

Hello.

I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.

I believe that the set-up is key in acting.

Yes, the set-up is very important.

What kind of acting did you prepare?

I'll play Heungbu in "Heungbu and Nolbu."

Great. Ready... Action.

Sister-in-law, my family is starving.

Please give us some rice.

Or at least the rice stuck to that rice paddle...

Why'd you fly so far?

The set-up is that Nolbu's wife

is tennis player, Maria Sharapova.

Why would you come up with that?

Here comes the swallow.

The swallow's leg is broken.

I'll fix it.

There. Go fly.

What?

- Let's go. / - Where are you going?

The set-up is that I'm being arrested

for unlicensed medical practice.

Why would you get arrested?

Don't be ridiculous.

Let's have you cut open the gourd.

Let's cut open this gourd.

Excuse me.

What are you doing?

The set-up is that I'm doing the jitterbug.

- You can just dance to your seat. / - Okay.

Stop coming up with weird scenarios.

Next candidate, come on in.

Hello.

I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.

Oh!

You're out.

This is Hollywood!

If you do this, the guys go crazy!

They love it!

They call me sexy when I play dodgeball!

A date scene with my boyfriend.

Just a moment.

Excuse me...

Okay! Action!

- I guess she can't hear. / - Honey.

Let's go clubbing.

We'll paint the town red.

It looks like you painted your hair red.

- I can't dance anymore. / - All of a sudden?

Danpei...

Be strong.

Dad!

What are you talking about?

Hold on. The club is almost closed.

Hey... The sun is up already.

I should go home.

Just go home! You can just leave!

Forget this. Let's just break up.

What? How could you say that?

You jerk!

- What the... / - Where does my hand go?

Why would you...

What are you trying to do?

Flame shot!

That really hurt!

What was that for?

This is Hollywood!

If you do this, the guys go crazy!

They love it!

Guys say I light a fire in their hearts!

You burned me for real.

They're all so weird...

Last candidate, come on in.

What brings you here, ma'am?

Hello.

I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.

We're sorry but the only roles we have left

are unnoticeable roles like the pension owner...

There are unnoticeable roles in acting.

No matter how unnoticeable the role,

you give it your all

so that you can express

the day in a person's life.

This is the spirit of acting.

I will now be reborn as the pension owner.

Dada...

Daddy, daddy.

Dad, dad.

Dad, what have you ever done for me?

What was that all of a sudden?

I hit puberty.

Dad, dad...

Father, father...

Son-in-law, clear the table. I'm finished eating.

Now that I've seen an entire lifetime,

I'll act as the pension owner.

Goodness, three young men.

There are three girls staying downstairs.

You can hang out with them. Come this way.

Don't be shy. Come on.

This is Jieun.

And this is Areum.

Where's the other one?

Hello.

I'm Kim Jeongja.

Jeongja's favorite random game.

What game?

Ma'am, it's not the time for games. Hold on.

Your acting was too overboard.

There is no overboard in acting.

I was clearly expressing the lady's

business tactic of calling her pension

ocean-view when it only really

has a view of the sea in the distance.

This is the spirit of acting.

Alright. The scene of the lady cleaning the room.

Show us that.

Here I go.

Gosh.

That couple sure left the room clean.

They threw out their food waste.

The soap in the bathroom is gone.

Hold on...

The TV in the living room is gone too!

How could they?

Young man!

Gosh! They even got rid of the phone!

- I'm ruined now! / - Ma'am...

You're out!

(That's Okay, That's Okay)

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ Even if you fail in business ♪

♪ Even if you fail in love ♪

♪ Everything will work out ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ It's vacation season ♪

♪ But I'm broke ♪

♪ I just stay at home ♪

♪ And drink all the time ♪

♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪

♪ My house is filled with bottles of booze ♪

♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪

♪ I sold the empty bottles for $3,500 ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ I went to my first trip abroad ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ I took business class ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

- ♪ This time ♪ / - ♪ It's my turn ♪

♪ The action movie I wanted to see ♪

♪ Finally came out ♪

♪ I went to see it alone ♪

♪ And the couple in front of me started fighting ♪

♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪

♪ It's so loud and I can't focus ♪

♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪

♪ They're more entertaining than the movie ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ Now this is real action ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ After they made up, it got R-rated ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ Real action is okay ♪

♪ During my student picnic ♪

♪ My mom woke up early ♪

♪ To pack me a lunch ♪

♪ The school bully wanted to eat with me ♪

♪ Were you okay? Were you okay? ♪

♪ He stole my lunch ♪

♪ Were you okay? Were you okay? ♪

♪ My mom is a terrible cook ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ The school bully started puking ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ My mom made me the toughest kid in school ♪

- ♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪ / - You want to eat it?

- Bring it! / - ♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

Even without a robot vacuum cleaner...

It's okay.

This is so tiring.

So exhausting.

- I wish we had a robot vacuum cleaner. / - Yeah.

This will take forever.

You'll never finish at this rate.

- Want us to help? / - How?

- Move. / - You have to be fast.

We'll finish this in a minute.

- Here we go. / - How?

Sweep, sweep...

Sweep... And mop!

A robot vacuum cleaner!

A robot vacuum cleaner!

- A robot vacuum cleaner! / - You okay?

Where did your scalp go?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

- Doesn't it look clean now? / - Yeah, totally.

But my clothes are dirty now.

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ Things are clean so that's okay ♪

♪ No matter how hard things are ♪

♪ It'll all work out ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

(Blushing Old Age)

I'm going to win an award on "Korea Sings."

I should practice when nobody is around.

Move it!

Lower your gaze. Lower your gaze!

This arrogant newbie is trying to

enter the singing contest.

Trying to take a selfie with Song Hae.

Hey.

- What is it? / - So you can hear.

Don't enter that singing contest.

Why not? I'm entering.

I said not to enter.

I'm going to enter!

Go home!

Why are you always picking on me?

So you didn't blow a blood vessel.

What are you saying?

You'll just be humiliated anyway.

Go home if you can't sing.

Please... I'm a great singer.

Look at this.

I won the neighborhood singing contest last year.

Watch this.

So you have an actual smart phone.

What are you saying?

Why are you showing me this?

How could you do that?

I'm contracted to use this for 2 years!

So you're sure you'll be living in 2 years.

What are you saying? Geez...

He's sure he'll be alive in 2 years.

Yeah.

Your life will be over faster than a battery runs out.

- You're going to be a dead battery. / - What?

You need a beating.

Yeonggil...

Please be merciful.

I have no mercy.

Hammer, bring out the therapeutic gear.

- Oh, no... / - Stand there.

Yes... Gosh...

Yes. Good.

Now that we're ready... Switch on.

Switch it off.

See that? That's how scary we are.

So go home.

- I'm entering. / - Leave!

- I've practiced so hard... / - Stop!

I'm the only one entering the singing contest!

Why are you shouting?

He's stepping on my foot!

Move, move!

- Minsang... / - Hey.

You're not ready for the singing contest.

- Why? / - You'll enter like that?

What's wrong with this?

My granddaughter gave me a trendy shirt

to wear for the singing contest.

- Yeonggil. / - Yeah.

The youngsters are a bit flashier than this.

Like this.

You're so fashionable, Yeonggil.

Fashionable?

I should beat you until you're out of fashion.

- Watch yourself. / - I'm sorry.

What are you doing?

My old classmates made me a banner

since I'll be in the singing contest.

Let's see it.

"Yoo Minsang, win first!"

"Let's go, buddy!"

Isn't there a bigger one?

That's why I got a bigger one.

- That's it! / - Let the balloons out!

How nice! Balloons!

"Yoo Minsang is pro-Japan..."

- That's not right... / - The rope is too short.

I don't think that's right.

I feel offended.

You did that on purpose!

- Put that down! / - Pull it down now!

What was that?

I feel great seeing that old fool

go through such a hard time.

Skinny, why don't you sing us a song?

I'll sing a song just for you.

♪ Walk to the sky up there ♪

Hold it, hold it.

- I don't think that's appropriate. / - Yes.

How about something more exciting?

- How about Hwang Jini? / - Sounds good.

♪ You'll be gone tomorrow ♪

Hold it, hold it.

- Tomorrow is too soon. / - Yes.

Just sing what you're best at.

What I'm best at...

♪ Become dust ♪

3 in a row means you're doing it to mess with me.

I'll make you into dust.

You need a beating.

Yeonggil... Yeonggil!

I've grown used to it so it doesn't hurt at all!

Yeah? Hammer.

Bring what we stole from the Louvre.

What did they steal from the Louvre?

What is that?

There.

Get ready.

What's that?

Stand there.

Hammer, let's do this.

See that?

Want to take a kick like that?

That's enough.

We have to enter the singing contest soon.

So let's get ready.

Participants!

We'll be doing your makeup.

Makeup? What's that?

Oh. We're going to put makeup on you.

Who wants to go first?

- Him! / - Oh, him?

- Got it. / - ♪ Become dust ♪

(Bongsunga School)

Hello, I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School,

Kim Daehui.

Shall we get started with Bongsunga school?

- Who wants to talk first? / - Me!

Hey, there. Who are you guys?

We're from "Produce 101."

We didn't make the cut.

I'm 104th, Ryu Samuel.

I'm 103rd, Song Daniel.

102nd. I'm the lucky one,

Jang Obok!

Obok! Obok! Obok!

See that? They don't do that for anyone.

I gave all those guys cab fare.

Class 31 comedian, Bae Jeonggeun,

took $20 even though he lives nearby.

Jeonggeun. Give me back $16!

Alright, alright.

What did you guys do before debuting?

All 3 of us were popular before we debuted.

I was popular as a model.

I was...

Popular for doing commercials.

I sliced up raw fish at Noryangjin.

My boss told me to stay in the kitchen

or I'd scare away customers.

Boss, at least get me rubber gloves!

Alright, alright.

You guys should try to get in the top 101 though.

We prepared gifts for our fans that

we made ourselves.

This is a bracelet I made myself.

It's a necklace I made myself.

It's a cookie stick I made myself.

A cookie stick.

- What the... / - Not for free though.

That was the best!

Keep going. Say your lines.

You have lines!

You're quite the humorous one.

Alright, go sit down.

I have to go now.

- I have a shoot. / - A shoot for what?

- Morning garden. / - What's that?

Morning garden.

"AM Plaza."

- You guys want to come along? / - Yeah!

Beat it. I'm going by myself.

The one that'll be interviewed

for chronic shoulder dislocation...

♪ It's me, it's me ♪ You'd better join me!

Go sit down.

So chaotic.

Who wants to talk next?

What the...

What the...

This guy!

- This guy! / - It's him!

- Who are you? / - Teacher.

I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.

I'm Wu Eongjae.

- He looks just like him! / - Hold on.

What are you pointing at?

- Teacher. / - Yes.

- There are those times. / - What times?

- There are those times. / - What do you mean?

♪ Those times, late at night when I'm asleep ♪

♪ And it feels like someone's knocking my door ♪

♪ It's scarier because when I looked ♪

♪ The clock said 4:44 ♪

♪ That's when my mom said ♪

♪ It's your dad so don't open the door for him ♪

♪ That's when my dad said ♪

♪ I'll give you $30 if you open up, I'm hungry, son ♪

♪ What my dad needs now ♪

♪ Is two packs of instant noodles ♪

What are you saying?

- Teacher. / - Yeah?

- There are those times. / - What times?

- There are those times. / - What times?

♪ Those times, when I have to take my shoes off ♪

♪ I feel like my feet will stink ♪

It happens.

♪ But then it seems like people are looking for ♪

♪ The one with the stinky feet ♪

Right!

♪ That's when my mom said ♪

♪ That's my feet you smell, son ♪

♪ My dad said ♪

♪ That's enough for a divorce, son ♪

♪ My mom just needs ♪

♪ Two packs of athlete's foot medicine ♪

Without that, a folk remedy using

stuff like baking soda mixed with vinegar...

♪ Anyway, two packs of that ♪

♪ I feel like you'll tell me to sit down ♪

- Sit down. / - ♪ I'll be back, back, back again ♪

Alright, alright.

Great.

So who wants to talk next?

Hi, everyone!

These days, guys that live alone

are more popular than handsome guys.

I live alone. I'm Honnam!

Hey.

You're all looking at me with pity for living alone.

I'll tell you how great it is to live alone.

If you have a girlfriend,

it's such a pain to take her somewhere nice.

Honey, isn't this place so pretty?

This place is really famous.

"The view looks great.

Who did you come here with?"

Try this, honey.

Isn't it delicious? The food here is amazing.

"This does look great.

Who did you come here with?"

Honey, you should take a photo here.

Photos come out great here.

"I bet the photos come out nice.

Who did you come here with?"

Hold on!

I came here with you!

"Oh, so you didn't fall for it."

I feel like I'm dating a cop!

You never have to worry about this living alone.

Recently, I got to ride on my $2,000 bike.

I rode to Paldang Dam by bike!

I went to a cafe with a nice view

and enjoyed an Americano!

That sounds nice.

I came out and my bike was gone.

Someone stole it while I was out for coffee.

It's like the Americano cost me $2,015.

I was walking home...

Then I saw someone riding my bike.

But I was so exhausted I could only watch.

I guess it's because it's expensive. It sure is fast.

A few days later, I saw my bike

painted silver on a used goods site.

But it's still okay.

I still got to travel to Paldang Dam like I wanted!

Alright.

You should find a girl to date

and even get married.

I don't understand what's great about marriage.

I don't get it.

If you live alone,

I can grill 10 sausages and eat all 10

and nobody says a thing!

Even if I don't do the dishes right after eating

and let them stay dirty,

nobody says a thing!

I can drink water with my mouth on the bottle

and nobody says a thing!

Yeah! That's how great it is to be single.

I bet you're envious of a single guy like me.

Yeah, I'm often envious of you.

I want to eat alone sometimes

but I have to come home for dinner

no matter what.

How annoying!

When I get home, my 3 cute daughters

are all waiting at the table

to eat dinner with me.

My wife insists on making fresh kimchi every day

because I don't like fermented kimchi.

Whenever I scoop a spoonful of rice,

she feeds me a piece of fresh kimchi

as soon as I take a bite.

Every dinner is like a battlefield.

Can you go on a bit longer?

Why do I want to be in that battlefield?

Let me join that battlefield!

- Hey. / - What?

You were sad because you lost your bike.

- Yeah. / - That's why I prepared a gift.

Is it a bike?

A cookie stick.

- What the... / - What's he doing?

What the...

Hey, hey, hey.

- What are you doing? / - I guess I was lonely.

Sit down. Who wants to talk next?

Anyone there?

Teacher.

Who are you?

My name is Tina.

- Ssan Tina. / - Yes.

I'm so tired and exhausted.

Why?

I went to look at some clothes today.

I saw so many pretty clothes.

- It was un-freaking-believable. / - What?

I couldn't believe my eyes.

So what brings you here?

What's wrong with kids these days?

I bumped into one earlier

and they gave me the stink eye!

- Those little twerps! / - What?

They stared at me with resentment,

those pubescent youths.

So did you teach those kid a lesson?

- Of course! I gave them a beat down. / - What?

I helped them get their lives back on track.

You shouldn't do that.

You could end up at the police station.

I go there often.

- I've done hard time before. / - What?

I was temporarily removed from society.

Talking about my past is making me depressed.

- Out of my way. / - Yes.

I need to laugh.

Sell me your weekend.

I'll go on a date with you.

I have a girlfriend.

That's funny.

Hilarious.

A girlfriend? That's a load of crock.

What?

That's false information.

Impossible...

- Hey. / - Huh?

Is it funny that I have a girlfriend?

It's totally funny, fool!

Do you have a girlfriend?

I don't even have a bike.

So who wants to talk next?

That's so weak for a man.

Everyone say it. Man!

- Man! / - Man!

I'm the strong man, Gangnam.

Kids these days...

Like these kids, they're too weak!

I didn't say anything.

I'm saying a man shouldn't be weak.

Kids need to be

strong and powerful!

Look at this.

Kids these days love him.

Doraemon.

How cute.

Kids become weak because they

grow up watching him.

- Doraemon is too weak! / - Weak!

This is why Shim Hyoungtak the otaku

loves Doraemon so much!

What'll we do about this?

- His mouth is too weak! / - Weak!

Make his mouth powerful!

- Man! / - Man!

Doraemon is a man that looks like...

- He could chew through steel. / - Man!

Change these weak whiskers

and make them strong!

- Man! / - Man!

Doraemon is a man that could be brothers...

- With Liu Bei and Guan Yu. / - Man!

Make these boring hands powerful!

- Man! / - Man!

Doraemon is a man that would say,

"I thought this would make me stronger!"

Man!

And that's not all.

These days when men drink coffee,

they grind the beans and they're like...

So hot...

- The coffee is too weak! / - Weak!

Make coffee powerful!

Take the beans!

This is an espresso!

This is a caramel macchiato!

There's a powerful cafe inside me.

Powerful coffee!

- I want one too! / - You want some?

I want a green tea latte!

Here you go!

A man's green tea latte.

Now this is a man!

Isn't he Shrek?

What just happened?

Is he Shrek?

Sit down.

Have a seat.

Who wants to talk next?

I will survive. I will survive.

I will survive in nature!

- Who are you? / - Hello.

I moved to the mountains to escape the city.

My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.

I'm Shin Dosi!

What's that on your head?

So people can tell I'm a woman.

Lovely Yumi!

I'm sure it's uncomfortable living in the mountains.

It's fall and winter's coming soon.

What will you do when it gets cold?

The mountain has plenty of kindling.

Don't be ridiculous.

Nature is my furnace.

There are 500-year-old trees this big.

If I strike at it 1,000 or 10,000 times with an axe,

it'll eventually fall.

After I cut down a 500-year-old tree...

You get good firewood?

The Forest Service comes after me.

Up to 5 years of probation

and a fine of $15,000.

Keep our mountains green.

What are you saying?

They don't sell clothes or makeup on the mountain.

What about when you want to look nice?

What are you saying?

I don't have anyone to look nice for.

This is all I need.

I don't even wash my face to go to the market.

I just go out looking like this.

I sit at the market with my mountain herbs...

- The herbs sell well? / - It's embarrassing.

I hide my face when a schoolmate passes by.

I grew facial hair for a reason.

It's my own camouflage.

Alright. Go sit down.

Before I go...

I made this myself.

- What is it? / - It's rare stuff.

Gosh, it's so heavy.

Open it up.

Wow, this is snake wine.

Why is there a snake in there?

Gross!

Chills!

Geez!

Be quiet please.

Who wants to talk next?

Are you afraid of the unknown future?

I'll gather, gather and gather my power

to shed light on your future!

Look who it is.

You're the skilled prophet, Shinbong fairy.

What is it?

No.

- Not yet. / - What is it?

Wait a bit longer! Not yet!

You're being scary! What is it?

What is it?

You ruined my nails!

I just had my nails done!

- How annoying. / - It's hard to get an appointment!

You ruined them! You're ruined now!

Go sit down.

It's here... It's here again!

What is it?

You!

You might break up.

You'll break up with someone you dated a long time.

I broke up with my girlfriend recently.

How did you know?

I saw your profile photo.

(I become more fit but my heart feels empty)

Did you know?

When you're out making muscles,

your ex-girlfriend is getting a new boyfriend!

Don't cry. Come up with a skit!

Gosh, I should come up with a new skit!

- Go sit down. / - Your poor acting!

I'm so sick of it.

Is everyone done talking?

Gosh, Mr. Principal.

Hello.

People come first.

I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,

Moon Gyojang.

Thank you.

- Daehui. / - Yes?

Daehui, how long have you been married?

It's been 11 years.

- Do you still love your wife? / - Of course.

- You'll love her until the day you die? / - Of course.

Would you marry her again in the next life?

For Daehui, begging for forgiveness comes first.

Dear, would you marry me again

in your next life?

Of course.

Am I your first love?

You're my last love.

- You took too long. / - I love you.

I bet you all want a break from studying.

How about we play the word-linking game?

Yes.

I'll go first.

- Showdown. / - What?

Match.

Busan!

Wild ginseng!

Pork belly.

Oh...

People come first.

Nice one.

So humorous and witty!

I love you.

Do any of you students here have any concerns?

I'll solve them all.

Me.

Yes, Obok.

I want to make my body like his.

You have to work out

and your diet is very important.

- For all thwee meals... / - Three meals.

- Boiled cone. / - Boiled corn.

- Chicken bweast sawad. / - Chicken breast salad.

But for him...

Rather than his body, his face comes first.

Very nice! Time for remodeling!

Let's go!

What?

For him, washing his face comes first.

To all the viewers of Gag Concert,

I wish you all good fortune.

Luck, luck, luck, luck!

For more infomation >> Gag Concert | 개그콘서트 [ENG / 2017.09.02] - Duration: 1:17:47.

-------------------------------------------

Idiotic Robot | 봇말려 [Gag Concert / 2017.09.02] - Duration: 5:26.

(Idiotic Robot)

How could he not show up

to see his hospitalized master?

Geez...

Why you...

Are you all right, master?

I have no emotions.

I am Jinho-bot.

I do not have a heart.

I do not have a heart.

I do not have a heart.

Master.

Who was it?

Who did this to my master's face?

- This isn't the face of a person. / - What?

I hurt my arms!

- Your face looks really... / - I'll bury you!

Forget it. Did you bring what I asked you to?

Yes, master.

Hold on.

Why did you bring so much stuff?

You'll need this to stay here until winter.

I'm leaving here tomorrow.

Tomorrow...

Hold on...

It's a bust. Cancel the trip.

My master is being discharged tomorrow.

Let's go next time when he's injured badly.

What are you saying?

Injured badly?

Your master is injured and hospitalized

and you're thinking of traveling?

Are you out of your mind?

Just get me some food.

Yes, master.

I'm so hungry.

- Here you go, master. / - Good.

Hey, feed me.

Give me a break...

Add a piece of meat.

Yeah, add some meat.

And some fish cake.

And some kimchi. Good.

That's it.

Yes, Your Highness.

Stop joking around. Give me that now.

Yes, master.

Hey! Why you...

You're dead when I get out of these casts.

Stay still while I go to the bathroom.

- Yes, master. / - Geez...

My neck...

Honey, are you feeling... Huh?

Jinho-bot, you're the one that's injured?

I'm in so much pain...

- My head... / - Your head hurts?

- Here too. / - It hurts here?

- Miss Somi. / - Yeah?

When that last leaf falls...

It'll probably be the junk yard for me.

Jinho-bot, what are you saying?

No! Don't be in pain!

Get better...

I wish time would freeze right now.

- No... / - What's going on?

M-Master.

You should know when to stay out.

What? Honey! Honey!

Get it together. Get it together, honey.

You're the one that's injured?

- I'm the injured one. / - Oh, yeah?

It was such a pain, honey.

The pillow was so high that I couldn't sleep at all.

Look how high the pillow is.

- It is pretty high. / - Too high, right?

Hold on. Hyeseon-bot!

What is this?

Sleep mode.

Have a good sleep.

Nice job, Hyeseon-bot.

You can do anything.

What's all this?

Wow...

Hi, Jinho-bot.

Bye, Hyeseon-bot.

- How've you been? / - Why are you still here?

- You're so witty. / - It's not being witty...

Hey.

Jinho-bot. are you okay?

Error, error, error.

First aid mode.

Oh, no...

1, 2...

Gosh!

Jinho-bot!

It's not like that.

Sure it is!

Master, there's a different robot I'm flirting with.

- What? / - What?

A robot you're flirting with?

How could you?

Jinho-bot.

You offended Hyeseon-bot and made her leave!

Yeah.

Jinho-bot, who's the robot you're flirting with?

A female robot that works at the cafe nearby.

Who is it?

- Oh, I think I know. / - I don't.

That female robot has short hair

and a nice smile.

She's a female robot that looks good in pink.

Right.

Jinho-bot!

What's this?

Hey...

What is this?

What's going on?

Jeonghye-bot!

Hey, have you been flirting with him?

No. Save me!

- Save me! / - Jeonghye-bot...

We got coffee yesterday...

Jeonghye-bot... Jeonghye-bot!

So... Jinho-bot is mine now!

Save me!

For more infomation >> Idiotic Robot | 봇말려 [Gag Concert / 2017.09.02] - Duration: 5:26.

-------------------------------------------

Say Anything Festival | 아무 말 대잔치 [Gag Concert / 2017.09.02] - Duration: 4:07.

(Say Anything Festival)

Hello, viewers.

This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.

Please raise me!

Who did you say that to?

My mother.

Then let's meet our first contestant now.

♪ I can't even eat ♪

- She said she can't eat! / - Amazing!

- She just sang anything! / - Right.

- I saw her eat earlier today. / - Right.

But she's dieting these days

and she's only been binge eating sometimes.

She'll lose a bunch of weight.

Let's meet the next contestant.

A eunuch?

No, it's 7 o'clock.

Not a eunuch!

- He was a clock! / - Right.

A eunuch is missing something.

What is that?

Dreams, hopes and nice hips.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Hey.

How did you get so pretty?

Look who's talking.

Look who's talking...

What are they babbling about?

Amazing.

- Comparing apples and oranges. / - Right.

- Korea has 3 beauties. / - Yes.

Oh Nami, Lee Suji and Don Lee.

Fierce competition.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Mom, it's stuck!

Did he get the job?

It's stuck!

- His phone stuck to his face! / - Amazing.

A phone face statement.

Yeongjin, what's your phone number?

- 010... / - Yes...

Soccer ball, basketball...

You're in the middle of a call.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Bottom!

Is she Japanese?

Bottom!

Top!

Hat!

She wasn't Japanese!

- She was being cute! / - Right.

I can speak some Japanese too.

I speak Korean.

You're like a native.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is it Oh Nami?

I was right!

- We were right! / - Yes!

Then I'll get that person.

No.

The audience is precious.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is he juggling?

Hot, hot, hot...

He wasn't juggling! Those were hot potatoes!

♪ Potato, potato ♪

♪ Strawberry in English ♪

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is he a boxer?

- He was doing the Fin.K.L dance. / - Amazing!

Lee Eulyong and Lee Deokhwa were members.

The fairies.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is it rock climbing?

Someone stuck gum on the wall.

He was cleaning gum off the wall.

I can't chew gum.

Why not?

I'm gum illiterate.

Let's meet the next contestant.

A traditional dance?

Where's the toilet?

- She was looking for the toilet! / - Amazing.

She did a great job and deserves praise.

Good job! Stamp, stamp!

Let's meet the next contestant.

Are they wrestling?

♪ London Bridge is falling down, falling down ♪

♪ London Bridge is falling down, falling down ♪

- It was a London Bridge statement. / - Amazing.

Those guys aren't twins.

They're butts.

Mismatching butt cheeks.

From the Say Anything Festival, this has been

caster Nucksal...

And commentator Bodhisattva.

Hello!

For more infomation >> Say Anything Festival | 아무 말 대잔치 [Gag Concert / 2017.09.02] - Duration: 4:07.

-------------------------------------------

That's Okay, That's Okay | 괜찮아 괜찮아 [Gag Concert / 2017.09.02] - Duration: 3:10.

(That's Okay, That's Okay)

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ Even if you fail in business ♪

♪ Even if you fail in love ♪

♪ Everything will work out ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ It's vacation season ♪

♪ But I'm broke ♪

♪ I just stay at home ♪

♪ And drink all the time ♪

♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪

♪ My house is filled with bottles of booze ♪

♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪

♪ I sold the empty bottles for $3,500 ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ I went to my first trip abroad ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ I took business class ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

- ♪ This time ♪ / - ♪ It's my turn ♪

♪ The action movie I wanted to see ♪

♪ Finally came out ♪

♪ I went to see it alone ♪

♪ And the couple in front of me started fighting ♪

♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪

♪ It's so loud and I can't focus ♪

♪ Are you okay? Are you okay? ♪

♪ They're more entertaining than the movie ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ Now this is real action ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ After they made up, it got R-rated ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ Real action is okay ♪

♪ During my student picnic ♪

♪ My mom woke up early ♪

♪ To pack me a lunch ♪

♪ The school bully wanted to eat with me ♪

♪ Were you okay? Were you okay? ♪

♪ He stole my lunch ♪

♪ Were you okay? Were you okay? ♪

♪ My mom is a terrible cook ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ The school bully started puking ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ My mom made me the toughest kid in school ♪

- ♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪ / - You want to eat it?

- Bring it! / - ♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

Even without a robot vacuum cleaner...

It's okay.

This is so tiring.

So exhausting.

- I wish we had a robot vacuum cleaner. / - Yeah.

This will take forever.

You'll never finish at this rate.

- Want us to help? / - How?

- Move. / - You have to be fast.

We'll finish this in a minute.

- Here we go. / - How?

Sweep, sweep...

Sweep... And mop!

A robot vacuum cleaner!

A robot vacuum cleaner!

- A robot vacuum cleaner! / - You okay?

Where did your scalp go?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

- Doesn't it look clean now? / - Yeah, totally.

But my clothes are dirty now.

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ Things are clean so that's okay ♪

♪ No matter how hard things are ♪

♪ It'll all work out ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

♪ That's okay, that's okay ♪

For more infomation >> That's Okay, That's Okay | 괜찮아 괜찮아 [Gag Concert / 2017.09.02] - Duration: 3:10.

-------------------------------------------

Come back, Yumi | 돌아와윰 [Gag Concert / 2017.09.02] - Duration: 5:18.

(Come Back, Yumi)

Should we go to the dog cafe?

Sorry, I'm allergic to dogs and scared of them.

That one's cute.

Please stay away.

I'm allergic to dogs.

I'm scared of them!

Dang it! My head turned.

- Dang it... / - Gosh...

Look at this mess you made!

I'm sorry.

Comedian Kang Yumi?

So you knew it was me.

Yumi.

What brings you here, class 31 comedians?

Why are you wearing a plush costume here?

What do you mean?

This is my wardrobe

and this is my stage.

You can't be picky about performing.

- Even here? / - Of course.

I've been gaining fame here

as the crazy dog of Hongdae in this part of town.

My popularity is rising.

I get sunstroke sometimes.

I just need to hydrate and there's no problem.

Yumi...

Don't suffer under the hot sun.

Come back to Gag Concert.

Yes, come back with us, Yumi.

I'm sorry about this.

What?

I have no intention to return to Gag Concert.

Why is that?

I never...

I never want to be grouped together with Lee Hyori.

What?

They put out an article about Hyori

after her comeback.

Are you two close?

No, I just read it online.

That she hesitated to make a comeback in case

she'd disappoint all the people that only remember

her at her prime when she was at her prettiest.

I got the chills...

Why?

It's as if she's talking about me, right?

- No. / - No.

Shut it. That's what I think.

The chilling similarities

shared by Lee Hyori and Kang Yumi.

Do you want to hear the chilling story?

When Lee Hyori debuted as a solo artist in 2003,

I debuted like a shining star among comedians.

When Hyori was at the top of show business

with "U Go Girl,"

I also conquered show business

with the skit "Changing Room Miss Kang."

- Conquered? / - And that's not all.

When Hyori gave it all up and moved to Jeju-do,

I was also at Jeju-do.

On a trip for 5 days.

Chills, chills, mega chills.

Hyori.

I can't walk the same path as you anymore.

I must be a coward.

I'm not like Hyori.

I just want to stay a legend.

I'm afraid of coming down

from the top if I come back!

The top, my foot!

You're not even right in the head!

That's right.

Stop being ridiculous and hang in there.

This really bites...

It's really hot out, isn't it?

Yes, it's still very hot.

Gosh... Come here, guys.

- You don't have to, Yumi... / - Hold still.

- It's okay. / - This is all I can do for you. Hold still.

Yumi just hit us, right?

Alright, you can go now.

I have to entice the people.

People, come see 50 dogs at our dog cafe!

Enjoy a beverage

and have some fun...

Goodness...

- Are you okay? / - Yumi.

You're terrible at this.

How about you tell us what we should

be most careful of working in show business?

I really want to know.

- What to watch out for in show business? / - Yes.

Can you smell the inside of this?

So intense!

That's how intense show business is.

- To survive, just remember one thing. / - Yes.

To know your place and where you belong.

Got it?

Now, go away.

Goodness...

My goodness...

You're really out of place, Yumi.

I should beat you two like dogs.

She's biting me!

Hello, Dongmin.

Yumi.

What are you doing here?

Why are you here, Dongmin?

Yumi, don't let your talents go to waste.

Come back to Gag Concert with me

and let's do a new skit.

I already came up with it.

I'm sorry.

Even if I come back to Gag Concert,

I can't be in a skit with you.

I can't take your temper.

You always get angry and shout.

And all you do is shout when you act.

Yumi.

I've changed.

I've matured.

Oh, our junior comedians.

- Hello. / - Good to see you.

Let's work in a skit together next time.

- Thank you. / - Thank you, Dongmin.

- See that? / - Yeah, it makes me puke.

Yumi.

I don't get angry anymore.

You're just putting on a show.

I know you'll reveal your true self right away.

How can I believe you?

Yumi, it's not like that. I don't get angry.

When pigs fly.

You not getting mad? A dog would laugh at that.

That's not even a joke.

Yet the people are all laughing.

I don't get angry.

- For real. / - People can't change themselves.

- I don't get angry. / - I've known you for 13 years...

I said I don't get angry!

- I don't get angry! / - Run away!

What are you looking at? Is this a show?

Keep all those cameras on me!

For more infomation >> Come back, Yumi | 돌아와윰 [Gag Concert / 2017.09.02] - Duration: 5:18.

-------------------------------------------

Blushing Old Age | 볼빨간 회춘기 [Gag Concert / 2017.09.02] - Duration: 5:21.

(Blushing Old Age)

I'm going to win an award on "Korea Sings."

I should practice when nobody is around.

Move it!

Lower your gaze. Lower your gaze!

This arrogant newbie is trying to

enter the singing contest.

Trying to take a selfie with Song Hae.

Hey.

- What is it? / - So you can hear.

Don't enter that singing contest.

Why not? I'm entering.

I said not to enter.

I'm going to enter!

Go home!

Why are you always picking on me?

So you didn't blow a blood vessel.

What are you saying?

You'll just be humiliated anyway.

Go home if you can't sing.

Please... I'm a great singer.

Look at this.

I won the neighborhood singing contest last year.

Watch this.

So you have an actual smart phone.

What are you saying?

Why are you showing me this?

How could you do that?

I'm contracted to use this for 2 years!

So you're sure you'll be living in 2 years.

What are you saying? Geez...

He's sure he'll be alive in 2 years.

Yeah.

Your life will be over faster than a battery runs out.

- You're going to be a dead battery. / - What?

You need a beating.

Yeonggil...

Please be merciful.

I have no mercy.

Hammer, bring out the therapeutic gear.

- Oh, no... / - Stand there.

Yes... Gosh...

Yes. Good.

Now that we're ready... Switch on.

Switch it off.

See that? That's how scary we are.

So go home.

- I'm entering. / - Leave!

- I've practiced so hard... / - Stop!

I'm the only one entering the singing contest!

Why are you shouting?

He's stepping on my foot!

Move, move!

- Minsang... / - Hey.

You're not ready for the singing contest.

- Why? / - You'll enter like that?

What's wrong with this?

My granddaughter gave me a trendy shirt

to wear for the singing contest.

- Yeonggil. / - Yeah.

The youngsters are a bit flashier than this.

Like this.

You're so fashionable, Yeonggil.

Fashionable?

I should beat you until you're out of fashion.

- Watch yourself. / - I'm sorry.

What are you doing?

My old classmates made me a banner

since I'll be in the singing contest.

Let's see it.

"Yoo Minsang, win first!"

"Let's go, buddy!"

Isn't there a bigger one?

That's why I got a bigger one.

- That's it! / - Let the balloons out!

How nice! Balloons!

"Yoo Minsang is pro-Japan..."

- That's not right... / - The rope is too short.

I don't think that's right.

I feel offended.

You did that on purpose!

- Put that down! / - Pull it down now!

What was that?

I feel great seeing that old fool

go through such a hard time.

Skinny, why don't you sing us a song?

I'll sing a song just for you.

♪ Walk to the sky up there ♪

Hold it, hold it.

- I don't think that's appropriate. / - Yes.

How about something more exciting?

- How about Hwang Jini? / - Sounds good.

♪ You'll be gone tomorrow ♪

Hold it, hold it.

- Tomorrow is too soon. / - Yes.

Just sing what you're best at.

What I'm best at...

♪ Become dust ♪

3 in a row means you're doing it to mess with me.

I'll make you into dust.

You need a beating.

Yeonggil... Yeonggil!

I've grown used to it so it doesn't hurt at all!

Yeah? Hammer.

Bring what we stole from the Louvre.

What did they steal from the Louvre?

What is that?

There.

Get ready.

What's that?

Stand there.

Hammer, let's do this.

See that?

Want to take a kick like that?

That's enough.

We have to enter the singing contest soon.

So let's get ready.

Participants!

We'll be doing your makeup.

Makeup? What's that?

Oh. We're going to put makeup on you.

Who wants to go first?

- Him! / - Oh, him?

- Got it. / - ♪ Become dust ♪

For more infomation >> Blushing Old Age | 볼빨간 회춘기 [Gag Concert / 2017.09.02] - Duration: 5:21.

-------------------------------------------

Learning Colors And Nursery Rhymes For Toddlers With Super Cool Cars - Duration: 35:42.

The wheels on the bus go round and round. round and round, round and round.

The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town!

The wipers on the bus go swish, swish,swish. swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish.

The wipers on the bus go swish, swish,swish, all through the town!

The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep. beep, beep beep, beep, beep, beep.

The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep. all through the town!

The babies on the bus go waa waa waa. waa waa waa,waa waa waa.

The babies on the bus go waa waa waa, all through the town!

The mommies on the bus go shh shh shh. shh shh shh, shh shh shh.

The mommies on the bus go shh shh shh, all through the town!

The wheels on the bus go round and round. round and round, round and round.

The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head

Mama called the doctor, And the doctor said

No more monkeys jumping on the bed

Four little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head

Mama called the doctor And the doctor said,

No more monkeys jumping on the bed

Three little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head

Mama called the doctor And the doctor said,

No more monkeys jumping on the bed

Two little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head

Mama called the doctor And the doctor said,

No more monkeys jumping on the bed

One little monkey jumping on the bed He fell off and bumped his head

Mama called the doctor And the doctor said,

Put those monkeys right to bed

No comments:

Post a Comment