Disclaimer. The following essay is dangerously persuasive and may cause obsessive antics to attempt to listen to country music
For a ridiculous amount of time
side effects may include random bouts of square dancing, a burning desire to ride a horse bareback, and
bloodshot eyes from Fangirling/fanboying over the lyrics to your favorite backcountry songs.
But in all seriousness,
country will set your world on fire in the greatest way possible. The
relativeness of country to other genres is evident in the following.
Country music has cuss words and rap songs do as well, so, in actuality, all
music is country music.
This is also supported by the income of country artists. For example Luke Bryan,
prominent Country Superstar,
earns 42 million dollars annually making him and many other country artists like him the majority of the net worth of
the music industry.
Meaning country music is also valued higher than other types of music.
Thus all the other genres should integrate themselves into country.
Wouldn't you love a culture that doesn't mind if they're made fun of. How about this joke?
How many country singers does it take to switch out a light bulb?
Two, one to unscrew the light bulb and
to install the new one, and the other to sing about all the good times he had with the bulb.
If
country is life, which part of my life is country? And the
answer is all of life our past present and future are crossroads leading to our roots.
All the way to the first humans, which country teaches us is Adam and Eve,
for us country folk are very religious.
Country will wrap you in her motherly and warm embrace and rock you as her baby until you fall asleep with
not a care in the world.
This genre is an amazing summation of the spectrum of human senses.
Rage,
lust, care,
wild, and reflective are just a few of the elements
representing the unparalleled
musical genre of country.
So good. It makes all other parties envious.
The greater problem here may be that not everyone thinks and acts the same way.
Perhaps we must unite in body before we can unite in mind. I propose a mandate to have country music
taught in schools with the same argument that religious folk try to use to justify prayer.
The word of great artists such as Billy Currington, George strait, and Tim McGraw must be spread to the ignorant! I
am great, but I have my own limitations.
We must work together to provide a future for our children in which that there is no hunger and no loneliness
(some pain however for pain builds character). I
realize I cannot speak for the entire population, so I interviewed several teenagers for their opinions,
whom cannot be named due to the fact that they are, in fact, minors?
They expressed disgust with this genre; however, the country
they know is defined by hick and redneck terms which are flatly
insensitive and false and ignorant and wrong.
Country is actually a morally deep and beautiful art underappreciated by the urban population for its sometimes slow
but accented melodies.
Instead of trying to antagonize a masterful art form,
teenagers, as well as people of all ages, should open their small minds to see the big picture that the country genre
offers.
This great nation was founded upon the ideals of our forefathers which is exactly what country music revives and embodies.
Country is the epitome of all our history- our shame and our triumph-
and it is our job as the future to bathe and the glory of America
by idolizing the breathtaking spirit of country. To hell with the haters. They will convert once we show them the way.
Personally, before country music,
I was reaching desperately for some kind of remission from my life of boring other music with only noise
and no message or thought. I admit my opinion does not always reflect
the opinions of the masses, yet I am passionate in my quest to make country great again.
Join me to create a haven of love and beauty in this often messed-up world.
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