K: You guys see the main menu?
N: Yeah
K: Look at the right window
J: What? N: Ey
K: It's our boy N: I see that. I just said it J: Oh!
J: It's Scrooge!
N: It's ya boi T: Nooo! Fuck
T: I was tryin' to do something
K: Scrooge McCree
N: Alright, Ima try to save up as many lootboxes as I can for tonight
K: Yeah, that's what they all say J: Oh, I get it because, like,
J: Ohhhhh!
K: Like Scrooge McDuck? Yeah
J: Yeah, it's pretty good
T: Like the Scrooge? Yeah
J: Ey, that's pretty good
K: Hey, that's pretty good
K: Nice. Mei's Offensive
T: We have to watch that every time?
K: Yeah, but it's beautiful J: Yeah
J: it's pretty good
T: Uhhhhh K: Hey, that's pretty good!
K: So-- Oh my gosh, Nick
J: What'd he do?
K: Classic spearchucker
J: Op, someone got sniped
T: Got 'ee' ass J: Op, Nick, I saw that
N: Oh, where's Kevin?
K: No
T: "No"
N: Eh, naw, I'm dead. I'm watching you
T: No!
T: fuck
N: Go over and T-bag Kevin's dead carcass over there, Taylor
T: I have-- Oho!
J: woah
K: Alright, soldier, you've got this. ApacheWolf T: Damn, that Mei ass
K: Not a helicopter, but close enough
J: ok
N: We're gonna get wiped here
T: At least I got-- Oh my God, I have gold in every category
K: Nice J: Yeah T: Pppppppp
J: Normally if you get the most kills, you get gold N: This guys getting ahead in life
N: Get it? Ha!
K: Nice. "Head"
K: That's a blowjob joke
Donald J Trump, the Glorious God Emperor: Wall
J: Ohhhhhhhh! (Joey's a massive Trump supporter)
K: Oh, how'd I miss that?
T: (I) see her! NOOOOOOOO J: Nice, Kevin
K: yeah
K: easy mode
K: oh noo
K: I'm ready for a flurry
J: I'm just gonna, you know
J: Oooo, sniped T: Well, shiet
K: Did you get the Whap! achievement again? J: Awww!
K: 'Cause I need it
K: You can give it to me
J: I don't think that's how it works, Kevin
J: Otherwise I would have gotten it like 5 times T: "Give it to me for Christmas"
T: C'mon Kevin and Nick, you gotta carry us K: Where's your Holiday Spirit?
T: There's one behind you. Oh, there's one in the main center J: What's your account number, Kevin. I'll uh...
K: Got it. Alright
J: Oh yeah, right there
J: Give me your account number, I can get it for you S76: I've got them in my sights
N: God Damnit!
T: C'mon, Kevin!
J: Kevin, just wait! There you go
J: Oh, no
C'mon
N: Above you, I think
K: Above me, got it
K: Oh no, I thought I had my E J: Ohhhhhhhhhhh
N: He's up there, he's up there, he's got a shot K: I was...FRANtically...
K: Alright J: Alright
J: Don't-- no shots
J: Try to find something
N: E him off the shot. E him J: Uh oh
K: They've got 'em
K: Got it*
J: Kevin, right there, you-- ohhhh
K: Is it 1v1? Yeah, its 1v1
K: Alright J: Gotta collect some snow N: There's some below you. There's some snow below you
K: nice
N: He's comin'. He's right above you
J: Right above. Right there!
K: Uh! J: Uhhhhhh N: KEVIN
K: Aw, Taylor disconnected, too
N: RIP Taylor
Mei: Get ready for a flurry!
J: Oo, gotcha
J: Op. What just happened?
K: It's called an ultimate, Joey
Mei: I'm putting a rock in this one!
K: Oh, they're putting a rock in that one
Mei: I'm putting a rock in this one!
K: And that one
K: Oh, I'm lagging hard N: Oh, am I lagging?
N: Am I lagging, too? K: I'm lagging, as well
K: I think we're all lagging
J: Oh, yeah
K: Yeah, server shut down J: Aw!
J: What?
J: Maaaaaan, why?
K: Rush B-- Oh my gosh. We have little boys sitting in spawn
J: Oh come on!
K: Yeah, we lost
J: Yeah. Hey, Taylor K: f in chat, you guys
K: Oh, is Taylor back?
J: Mhm
J: "In sp--" did you literally just put-- T: I don't want to talk about it
J: You told them they're in spawn!
N: I ain't here to play around for an hour
J: I ain't here to wait
J: Oh my God, that's great. Oh man
J: Alright, that's one down
J: heh "seeka." "Rush spawn, 'seeka' "
J: Oh, my God K: cyka
J: Oh, he left
K: Don't you know how to speak Russian?
J: nope
N: God damn, Torbjorn has GIANT hands
K: yeah T: yeah
N: Like look at--
N: Look at Mei's hand and then look to the left
T: Yeah N: That's Torb's hand
T: Yes J: Yeah
T: Actually, that's Luch-- Lucio's hand, but you know
J: The one on the shoulder is Lucio
N: You know what they say about guys with big hands...
K: Massive... gloves T: They can grab alot of food
T: "Massive"
"Gloves"
T: Well, that's true!
N: They can... chuck spears farther
K: Is that--?
J: God... K: I've never heard that. Are you sure?
T: They can flick harder as well
T: Big-ass hands
T: Also, if you get bitch-slapped by them
your life is over
K: Oh, I'm Bastion. Alright
J: Oh, my God!
T: Uh, guys?
EHHHHH
I'm Aner
I got you Bastione
J: No!
J: So close! K: (quiet af) o f me
J: C'mon!
T: Get in there, Bastion!
T: You got 2 people pocket healing you right now
J: Dude... Oh my God
J: C'mon!
K: Oh my gosh... J: Kill 'em!
J: Heal 'em
J: Kill 'em!
J: They did-- oh God
J: There's one person
Oh my God
T: Wait, ah!
T: I started lagging
J: Oh my God... T: Yeah!
K: Are they gonna complain about Bastion now?
"Frickin' Bastion"
"Wouldn't die"
"2 pocket healers"
"Can't even believe it"
"REPORTED"
T: " 'REPORTED' "
J: Nothing's there? Okay? Oh, there it is
T: Oh, look its... J: Oh, not this...
K: lol, Joey
J: Man
J: I was doing so good with Zarya, but then he just pushed me off
K: I kill 'em J: I was mad
K: By the way. I get to kill 'em so don't
N: I killed 'im K: make me--
J: They don't show it, though. K: Oh, yeah
J: Damage done? K: Technically Nick killed him as
K: Mercy
with one bullet
T: Well, you know
K: Alright
K: Let's get out of this
T: I wanna see my stats, hold on
K: alright
T: Oh. Hey, you ca-- you can leave
K: Oh, my stats are pretty good, actually
Hey that's pretty good
J: Hey that's pretty good T: Hey that's pretty good
K: This Hanzo...
Someone needs to bully him out of playing him
Gosh, I don't think he was bullied enough in highschool
J: Oh, God. Alright
N: fuck J: I got the new Mei skin, so I'm ready
T: Nick: "fuck"
T: Who thought this was a smart idea when I'm lagging my ass off?
K: I did
K: Oh, flip. Look at what Nick said in chat
T: "nice ass"
K: That's really mature, Nick
J: Hey!
K: nice
J: They got nothin'
J: Oh! Who the--
J: mmmmmmm
K: Really, Nick? J: I hate people
T: It was TheLegend27
J: OH MY GOD! He killed me because of that!
T: Classic spearchucker move
J: That's a spearchu--
J: That's a porch monkey right there
N: "That's a porch monkey"
K: What is he doing? T: Aw, he even shot at the ground
K: lol
K: Alright, Nick
J: Right there, Nick K: It's all down to this
K: You know--
J: Oh! K: Oh.
J: Try (it) if (you) can K: That's--
K: That's exactly lethal
J: op
T: No it is not
T: Ow. Oh! Oh! K: Oh, he wasted it. Press E to drop it
K: Alright, chase him
ᴷ﹕ ᶰᶦᶜᵉ
J: I don't think they got-- T: "Chase him. Nice"
J: No they don't alright T: "Nice"
J: Nick!
N: What? J: C'mon!
K: He's not-- he doesn't want to whiff it
J: You're, like, right there
J: God
T: now
J: Come on! T: C'mon, man!
J: Get her!
T: God damn
J: Oh my God. "ruff"
T: "ruff"
J: "ruff" "gg"
J: Oh, look at me!
J: hoh
J: TenSkittles
K: Very well met
J: Ahahha T: NiggerSkittles (you know, cause that's funny and catchy and generally a witty pun. Nice Nigger Joke, Taylor)
J: Put up a wall
killed her
ooh
Where's the double kill?
K: nice
J: Point blank! K: Right in
K: front of you
K: Nice!
J: Kevin, you gotta whip out your uh
J: magnum dong (Jewish one)
K: Oh, that's right
(unzips pants)
K: I got a yamaka, guys
T: "Yamaka" N: Did some say harmonica?
K: I say that just to be funny, but its not
O vey, where is it?
J: Kevin! K: Uh, player icon
N: You said a harmonica?
J: No, yamaka K: No, yamaka T: No
N: I-- That sounds like "harmonica" to me
T: Doesn't sound anything like "harmonica"
J: op. Too late
N: RIP
K: Soory. Oh I just-- I just found it, too
T: That's what happened when I was looking for my champagne glasses K: I can do it right now
K: Here we go
K: There
Jewish
J: Can't see it, but okay
K: "Look at this kid, the neo-Nazi"
"I'm fricking Jewish!"
T: The shaved kid, who's Hitler
T: "IM FRICKIN' JEWISH!"
K: gosh
That was so funny
K: "Hitler was righ all along"
T: He was "righ all along"
T: I didn't know he was Rie Bread
J: God
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