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To Autumn - John Keats (Poem narrated by Jordan Harling) | Jordan Harling Reads - Duration: 2:11.
Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun;
Conspiring with him how to load and bless With fruit the vines that round the thatch-eves
run; To bend with apples the moss'd cottage-trees
And fill all fruit with ripeness to the core; To swell the gourd and plump the hazel shells
With a sweet kernel; to set budding more And still more later flowers for the bees
Until they think warm days will never cease For summer has o'er-brimm'd their clammy cells.
Who hath not seen thee oft amid thy store?
Sometimes whoever seeks abroad may find Thee sitting careless on a granary floor
Thy hair soft-lifted by the winnowing wind; Or on a half-reap'd furrow sound asleep
Drows'd with the fume of poppies while thy hook
Spares the next swath and all its twined flowers: And sometimes like a gleaner thou dost keep
Steady thy laden head across a brook; Or by a cyder-press with patient look
Thou watchest the last oozings hours by hours.
Where are the songs of spring?
Ay Where are they?
Think not of them thou hast thy music too— While barred clouds bloom the soft-dying day
And touch the stubble-plains with rosy hue; Then in a wailful choir the small gnats mourn
Among the river sallows borne aloft Or sinking as the light wind lives or dies;
And full-grown lambs loud bleat from hilly bourn;
Hedge-crickets sing; and now with treble soft The red-breast whistles from a garden-croft;
And gathering swallows twitter in the skies.
To Autumn - Written by John Keats.
Narrated by Jordan Harling.
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[ Eng Sub / Viet Sub ] Yandaixiejie No 10 [ Ep 01 ] BL Web series - Duration: 18:18.
Let's party everybody!!!
[playing gambling]
- Hi. Please give me this one. -Sure
I'm sitting right there.
Thank you
Liang Ze, today you're so thirsty. You lose all the time. Are you okay?
Again!!!
Hello, this is your order. "3 days not coming home"
What? 3 days not coming home?
Liang Ze, let me tell you. This is the best wine here.
I can't take this. It's yours.
Bottom up, okay?
OK
Hello, sister-in-law.
- Liang Ze, Why didn't you answer my phone call? - I didn't hear the ringtone.
Last night you was drunk again, right?
I didn't drink. I didn't remember anything too.
Look at yourself. How many times did I tell you...
You can hang out, but don't drink too much. It's no good for you
Do you want me to say that over again?
I didn't drink, really.
Don't fool me. I'll tell this to your brother.
No. Please don't.
I have good news for you. I've just signed 3 contracts with the publisher.
I even haven't written the 2 other fictions.
They said they would publish whatever I write.
If you still want to talk to my brother then tell him about this.
Are you kidding me?
Did I ever lie to you?
Did you buy the milk power I told you last time?
Ohhh, I forgot.
Don't be hurried. You're far from the day you give birth.
Allright. Let me buy it myself.
No. It's not convenient. You live far away from the city.
I will go buy this week and bring it to you, okay?
It must be like that!
Hang Hang, If there's nothing to do, then I'll go. We''ll gather next time.
OK
Can you tell me why my cat always meows at night?
He looks fine. Yes he is.
I suggest changing his litter box and water.
Is it necessary to find him a girlfriend? That's great.
By the way, I know a very good restaurant. Would you like to come with me?
Sounds great!
- My throat is not good. Take care of him please. - Don't worry. I will
- See you then. - Okay
Do you remember the customer who didn't buy our hamster
but asked for advice and also said he would come by?
- You take care of him. I go upstairs for a while. - OK
- Driver, please be fast. - It's about to arrive.
Hello.
Long time no see. You seem .......
I eat here in your house. Don't be so talkative.
I'm just kidding.
Where is your boss?
He's upstairs.
What is he doing there?
Let me tell you. There was a very strange customer...
He didn't buy our hamster but asked us so many things about his hamster.
Hang Hang, go downstairs please!
Now I know who he was talking about. It's you!
Who do you say?? You are so weird.
Hi, can you show me the way to Yandaixiejie No.10?
- Go straight that way. -Thank you.
Hang Hang, why are you staying there?
I don't want to see that stranger.
A stranger?
Hello. I want to have my hamster mated.
Who is the boss here?
It's me. What do you want?
Are you Ai Xin 123? I used to talk to you on the Internet.
You're ... Shuaige [handsome boy]?
The one who is very weird?
Now you see, it's not me.
- Hai Hong, you take him to the shower. -OK
- Let's go for a shower. - Don't be hurried.
Is your hamster in heat?
In heat? How can you know?
This type of mouse is not like human.
It normally stays in heat for 4 days.
during this time, it produces a white fluid.
But it will eat all the fluid. So it's hard to realize.
Eat that fluid? It's so dirty.
This is animal behaviour.
When a customer find out the hamster is in heat they will bring it here.
You'd better leave your hamster here.
- You will take care of it? -Yes.
Let's register first.
How should I address you?
My name is Liang Ze.
How about those hamsters?
This is Xiao Ye Zi And this is Yi Xiu.
If you raise one more hamster, will you name it Jin You Wei Men?
Whatever!!!
Is that your cat?
It's my cat.
- Hai Hong - Xiao Chun. Be careful!!!
- My cat, my cat... - Xiao Chun, Xiao Chun!!!
My cat, my cat....
Let me catch it....
It's okay now.
Give it to me. I'll hold it for you.
Be careful.
You see my ability? Is it good?
Not bad. It sounds like you've been trained.
- Awesome! - Luckily you're here.
- I'll bring it to the shower. - I'll go with you.
Hey, you see I'm not bad right?
Say something!!!
Have you ever seen such an active customer like me?
What were we talking about? I forgot.
Oh let me think...
I got it. We were talking about animal behaviour.
That's right.
Because it's hard to detect if the hamster's in heat.
so you should leave them here so that I can take care of them.
Then I can't see them.
You can come by and see them often.
You're right.
Excuse me.
I want to ask you something.
hat kind of breed do you choose for your hamsters?
From what I see here most of the breeds are similar, right?
Yes your hamsters are the same type as ours.
which have the typical grey colour.
Of course we have another type.
What a coincidence! then I can breed with you.
Not with me. With the hamster.
Sorry I was so careless.
Does each cage here contain 1 hamster?
They are all males I can't keep them in 1 cage.
They will bite each other to death.
So I can keep my female hamsters here?
I suggest you keep them separately.
Can you see they already bit each other?
So what else do I need to care about?
2 cages, 2 bags of chips, ...
2 bags of food, 2 bags of bathing sand.
Okay.
Hang Hang, Xiao Chun already took a shower.
- I'll bring a bag of food home. - OK
- What's the bill in total? - OK
How much is mine?
Let him first!
750 yuan.
then let me pay first.
Keep the change!
- Ok good bye, see you then - I'll see you out!
Hai Hong, look after the shop!
Hi, the bill is 2880 yuan. May I know who will pay?
I'll pay.
Let me pay. Here you are.
Here's your order
Why are you so late?
Just because of traffic jam. I'll try to get here on time.
I didn't know that motobikes can also be stuck in traffic jam.
I'll be on time next time.
- I already paid online. -I know.
Just arrived?
Yes. I'm hungry to death. I'll go eat first.
That money...Can I pay by debit card?
But our machine is not working.
Okay, next time when you come, you can pay me.
I thought you would keep me here if I didn't pay.
It's ok
Your meal smells so good.
Just kind of takeaways.
Oh it's lunch time.
Yes, it is. Are you hungry?
No, I'm not.
Would you like to taste it?
I don't want to bother you.
Don't be like that. I'll order for you.
No need. I'll eat this one.
What? You....
Potatoes and beef are my favorite.
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Why Living On The Starship Enterprise Would Actually Be Awful - Duration: 7:40.
One would think that space travel would finally have been more or less figured out by the
24th century, which is when Star Trek: The Next Generation takes place.
Before that, we had Captain Archer's Enterprise, which was basically an experimental tin can
that Starfleet threw into space and hoped for the best.
And Kirk's Enterprise…well, you had to deal with the captain's mood swings.
"I'm alone!"
But after those guys, came Captain Jean-Luc Picard's Enterprise.
He and his competent and capable crew gave viewers dreams of slipping into some Lycra
leisurewear and voyaging to the farthest reaches of space.
And maybe catching an all-nude Betazoid wedding or two!
But truly, serving aboard the Federation's flagship in any era would have been an unending,
living nightmare.
Seriously, if you got a job on the Enterprise, you're not going to live long or prosper.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
Especially if your head is inside it.
Transporters are murder
Nothing is more iconic about the Enterprise than her handy transporter system.
"Spin the control knob and press the button.
Mr. Spock disappears!"
Who needs a shuttlecraft when you can just beam down to a planet's surface, and beam
right back up when the red shirts start dying?
But there's a reason that Doctor McCoy didn't really want to zap himself through space.
"Oh no, they're forming."
Transporters work by breaking down each and every one of your atoms, then reassembling
them on the other side using a pattern of, basically, everything that makes you...you.
You're turned into energy, beamed through space, and just reassembled somewhere after
effectively being torn apart on an atomic level.
Philosophically… is that faxed version of yourself still you?
And if you think about that question too much, will you ever sleep again?
That's not even the worst of it.
Transporters are also terrifying
And what about the hundreds of transporter accidents that seem to happen on a monthly
basis, ever since they were invented?
You might transport evil doppelgangers from a parallel universe who take over your ship.
You might split into yourself into a nice version and a nasty version.
Or even worse, you could be merged with someone you don't really like.
You might be turned into a kid again.
You could accidentally have rocks and twigs beamed into your skin and bones.
So, next time someone offers to beam you up?
Maybe you should just take the stairs.
Space is a nightmare
Picard's Enterprise was full of families, working, living and making even more space-babies.
There were enough little scamps running around to freak out Captain Picard.
But just because this version of the Enterprise was more love boat than war vessel didn't
mean they weren't constantly warping right into trouble.
And while we all saw the high adventure from the perspective of the bridge, there were
a thousand men, women, and children just trying to get through their stupid day without blowing
up.
Life in space is a nightmare.
And on any given Tuesday, your chief security officer might develop a venom sac and start
spraying people in the face with it.
Or the ship's second-in-command might turn into a caveman.
And you can't do anything but hide under your uncomfortable space-bed with your whole innocent
family and wait for Data to figure everything out.
You know, if the superpowered android isn't the problem in the first place.
Yes, you get to explore the far reaches of space, but you also get driven slowly insane
when a space-rift causes everyone on board to go bananas.
Meanwhile, you're just trying to replicate your family some dinner.
A family that no longer includes Mom because she was turned into a Borg and wasn't important
enough to save because her last name wasn't "Picard."
You live at your job
To live on the Enterprise is to never truly have any time off.
Your boss lives right down the hall and you have to listen to him practicing flute at
all hours, and it's very unlikely you'll get a real break that won't be interrupted by
a Ferengi attack.
Let's hope you have plenty of contraband Romulan ale stashed away somewhere, because you're
going to need a stiff drink after listening to Riker play his stupid trombone at every
single staff birthday party.
And statistically, there would be about two point seven birthdays every day.
Imagine wanting to just have a few minutes to yourself, and instead having to answer
unending questions from Data about what it is that makes you human.
There's always the holodecks, right?
Nope.
Those are horror machines also.
The holodecks are nasty
There's only one way to truly cut loose on the Enterprise, and that's the holodeck.
Want to fight cowboys, or solve a mystery?
Well, just hit a couple buttons, and you're there.
That is, if one of your superior officers isn't bogarting the thing.
If you're a lowly ensign, something tells us there's a six-month wait.
But you know what's really going on in there, right?
Just look at Lieutenant Barclay, or Riker…
"If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four."
Unless being a creep has been cured by the 24th century, we all know what those dirty
decks are used for.
And on Deep Space Nine, they didn't even try to hide it.
"I've been waiting for you."
The real question is, whose job was it to clean up in there?
Now that may be the worst gig in the galaxy.
But that's not the end of the holographic horror show.
Holograms will mess you up
Holodeck malfunctions, like transporter disasters, regularly made life on the Enterprise totally
bonkers.
You can get trapped inside, bleeding to death because the safety protocols get busted, again.
You can get addicted.
Or a program you created can take over the whole stupid ship.
Whether it's the sultry Minuet or Professor Moriarty, there were plenty of characters
that started out as programs and ended up being fully self-aware beings, which tends
to end pretty tragically.
"Will my wife and kids still be waiting for me at home?"
"I honestly don't know."
That's how Picard says "hell no they won't."
These beings are given full, meaningful lives, but they just get trashed whenever someone's
done using them, or so the next crewmember can come in to play the Three Musketeers for
the afternoon.
So really, it's hard to blame them when they try to destroy the Enterprise.
Even the ship's most genius engineer knows that the holodecks were a complete disaster.
"We were like warriors from the ancient sagas.
There was nothing we could not do."
"Except keep the holodecks working right."
You don't matter
There's really no other way to put it: if you're not a member of the senior staff, you're
basically space trash.
Just keep your mouth shut, keep your head down, and press the buttons.
Then leave without a word when Data shows up, and everything will be okay, right?
But even Picard's fish gets a name.
You don't.
At least the Borg will make you feel useful.
And if you don't have at least three circles on your collar, or a fishbowl in the Captain's
office, you are expendable, and everyone knows it.
Frankly, it's enough to drive a guy insane.
Even Will Riker found this out when he was duplicated in a transporter accident and found
himself serving under, well, himself.
Within a couple of years, he became a straight-up space terrorist.
And then….
There's that kid in the rainbow jumper who basically outranks you because the Captain
feels kinda bad about maybe killing your dad once.
"Sir, I know this may finish me as an active ensign, but-"
"Shut up, Wesley!"
So, the Enterprise?
Picard probably said it best.
"It was a nice place to visit number one, but I wouldn't want to die there."
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To Autumn - John Keats (Poem narrated by Jordan Harling) | Jordan Harling Reads - Duration: 2:11.Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun;
Conspiring with him how to load and bless With fruit the vines that round the thatch-eves
run; To bend with apples the moss'd cottage-trees
And fill all fruit with ripeness to the core; To swell the gourd and plump the hazel shells
With a sweet kernel; to set budding more And still more later flowers for the bees
Until they think warm days will never cease For summer has o'er-brimm'd their clammy cells.
Who hath not seen thee oft amid thy store?
Sometimes whoever seeks abroad may find Thee sitting careless on a granary floor
Thy hair soft-lifted by the winnowing wind; Or on a half-reap'd furrow sound asleep
Drows'd with the fume of poppies while thy hook
Spares the next swath and all its twined flowers: And sometimes like a gleaner thou dost keep
Steady thy laden head across a brook; Or by a cyder-press with patient look
Thou watchest the last oozings hours by hours.
Where are the songs of spring?
Ay Where are they?
Think not of them thou hast thy music too— While barred clouds bloom the soft-dying day
And touch the stubble-plains with rosy hue; Then in a wailful choir the small gnats mourn
Among the river sallows borne aloft Or sinking as the light wind lives or dies;
And full-grown lambs loud bleat from hilly bourn;
Hedge-crickets sing; and now with treble soft The red-breast whistles from a garden-croft;
And gathering swallows twitter in the skies.
To Autumn - Written by John Keats.
Narrated by Jordan Harling.
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