South Africa, Swaziland, Mozambique on bicycles
Natural History Museum
it's saturday and we are in Natural History Museum
it's a luck that i have 2 zoologists here
do you want to say that this giraffe is too large?
unique collection of elephant embryos
first month
we're at Maputo railway station
it was designed by Gustave Eiffel who never entered Mozambique
don't ever tell me that the world is big
we have just met this guy here in Mozambique capital Maputo who lived in Chemnitz in Germany
40 km from our hometown in Czech republic
and now he's speaking German with Sisa
i have said that you were speaking German
i'm here in Mozambique with my wife and i have fun
here are pictures of various railway stations from all over the world
look, this bus was produced in Nairobi, Kenya
hey
oh my gosh
that's the street, ain't it?
for a lunch we came to Moroccan restaurant
there are still 4 hours left to departure of our bus to Johannesburg
we have coffee with delicious anise cake
Ruda appriciates it greatly, it's Moroccan style
we're saying goodbye to Maputo at this place with a beautiful view of Indian ocean
to a view naturally belongs...
Sisa didn't resist and went to explore a local neighbourhood
he brought a sixpack
it's refrigirated
it's ice-cold
it's great, ain't it?
you'll feel better while changing an inner tube
and now something else
the fifth or sixth puncture
it's the fifth, mine fourth
shit, i can't remove it
the whole expedition is cooperating
there were already skaters, cyclists and bikers here
but Sisa has the weirdest style
everyone admires him
he's been standing in a rubbish behind the wall over an hour
i feel good here
everyone is waiting for something to come
bicycle maintanance is a must
i can't disgrace us in a bus
it's 6 pm and we're waiting for a bus to Johannesburg in front of Intercape office on Avenida 24 de Julho
it should depart in an hour
we wonder how we'll put our bicycles in
our bus is here
we'll go by a double decker
it seems that we needn't dismantle our bicycles
we got successfully on the board
it's not overcrowded, it's good
great
there is enough space here, the ride will take 9 hours
we should be in Joburg at 4 am
in Joburg and in cold
we'll arrive to freezing temperatures again
it was not Avenida V.I.Lenin, it was Marx
Sisa is a typical Czech tourist
we barely left Maputo and he took out his snack pack
everybody has got sausage, cheese, rolls, sprite, some biscuits
and plum brandy
we have just crossed a border and we're back in South Africa
we saw a rat as big as rabbit on Mozambique part of a border
than we walked along around 1km long zone surrounded by fences
now we'll have a sip of plum brandy to successfull crossing of a border
we still have to ride through Joburg, when we won't get shot there, it's all over
boys didn't dare to smoke at a border after last year's experience
smoking at a gas station
it's 3:30 am and we're arriving to streets of Johannesburg
the ride passed quickly
the first policeman we met here wanted to buy our bicycles
he controls ID of almost every guy
Janstik (our friend), he wanted to buy your bicycle
we'll wait till dawn, cos we saw many sleeping corpses in the city
it's not worth to risk anything
breakfast at 4:15 am
we're 25 km from the airport
we made an error in our calculations or a woman in Maputo office made an error
we thought we were a short distance from the airport
Gauteng train goes there from here but we're not allowed with bicycles in
we'll have to cycle through dangerous neighbourhoods
we asked about a way one homeless guy, now we have to wait for daybreak
then we'll set off
money is in the shoe, we can go
Hillbrow - district known for high level of crime, white homeless warn us that we'll be robbed
he had 2 cigarettes in a mouth
he was a boss
we're almost out of the city
we're only 1 km from the airport
we should find a cheap guesthoue near the airport
we rode 20 km time trial
and almost all the way on a highway so it was OK
we found an accommodation roughly 300 metres from the airport
it's our room
Sisa acquired by force this double bed
hey, wait
we paid 600 rands
and now we're about to ride with empty backpack and panniers to buy some foodstuff
and?
and something to drink
beer
our hostel is called Airport lodge
aeroplanes take off overthere behind houses
we're all having chips, I have chicken with potatoes
they call it a stew
it's some gravy
boys have beef stew
we call it goulash
oh fuck
user Oldrich Pravda feels mischievously with user Mara Horejs
and with that guy who doesn't want to be a user
a secret user, ha has got a secret facebook profile
secretly scrolling
ha had a swift finger today
he has got longtime praxis
in scrolling
not even I have so long praxis
we're here like in a summer cottage
he's cold
i've been chilled to the bone for two weeks
it takes time before i warm up
this is the last party in South Africa
at a campfire
it's fine, it's fine
Sisa has maybe five times said that he was happy
that's good, one has got never too much luck
we have got vegetable salad
rolls were full of ants
we cleaned it
we'll have some plum brandy
we have got it dark here cos an owner didn't give us any light
it's Monday 8 am
and it's our last morning on African continent
Mr. ballet dancer makes last preparations for departure
look at yourself man
this is the sad day
we have to leave
i would keep on riding to Angola
how about you?
well, i don't know
rather to Prague
we're after 2 weeks again in the underground premises of Johannesburg airport
our boxes are here
we kept them behind that door
now we'll dismantle our bicycles
we did it
home label
we're waiting for check-in at Emirates counter
boxes with bicycles are checked-in
we have got less than 2 hours till take-off
now we'll have the last beer
a porter that was bringing our boxes to oversized baggage wanted to take them
but he can't outwit us
the flight to Dubai will take 9 hours
in Dubai we'll wait another 9 hours, all night
and than 6,5 hours back to Prague
the whole journey will take 24 hours
i'm affraid of landing
you'll go out to hot air
there's 35 degrees Celsius at midnight in Dubai
it's a horror
we came by a little coach to Terminal C
and we're waiting for meal in the same Thai express where we were two years ago on our way to Ethiopia
they gave us such a smart device
we don't have any idea what it will do
we all hypnotize it
he who pushes it first gets the first meal
Sisa sets new trends in Dubai
everyone admires him
some people laugh at him but fashion pioneers must count on it
meal is ready
turn it off, save a battery
spring rolls, thai chicken curry
and thai beverage
with ginger or lemon grass
we have got a nice view here
we slept in weird positions
everyone about 2 hours
and now we raided this vending machine
spent last dirhams and bought coffee, bounty and cold drinks
our flight to Prague will take-off in 2 hours
there's just fog in front of us
we're at home
thanks God, enough is enough
1,5 hour after an arrival we're still waiting for our bicycles
it was confirmed that all baggage was unloaded
so we were already filling in complaint reports
we provided our adresses to get lost baggage later
and now someone found out that our container with bicycles had been lost somewhere here
bicycles should arrive every moment now
thanks God
if it was some small bag but it's bicycles
my bicycle probably didn't survive
well, what is it?
i don't know
a piece is missing, ain't it?
it's wet you know
is it normal?
i knew that it wasn't mine
and again
he's smoking outside
he's already lost patience
hi,hello
they kept you long
1,5 hour
i know, my ass hurts
Ruda's box is trying to take-off
and here again where it all started
circle is closed
it's czech licence plate, ain't it?
Olda, i looked at it
it was quite interesting
business as usual for the guys
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