I'm gonna try and level up with this dude real quick
OK, I had to get my phone real quick
alright.
don't worry about it.
I'm gonna make this real quick
have you heard of Uverse before?
yea, we had it before
you had it before?
yea
who do you have now?
we got um..
Time Warner?
Time Warner, yea
we had two services,but we weren't using the other one so we cancelled it
oh, you just cancelled Uverse?
what makes you cancel it?
we just weren't using it
we've been with Time Warner for a long time so...
yea, I got you, I got you..
well, the reason we're out here is..
we've talked to the neighbors and they've been complaining about the service
I'm gonna do a quick service check
how many T.Vs did Time Warner set you up with?
how many T.Vs....
before we had two, but we mainly used the internet.
so for the T.Vs, they didn't put any boxes on them?
no...
not now
basic channels,right?
yea
and uh, you don't have any DVRs and stuff,right?
no,OK
are you guys new?
yea
you're new,too?
yea, this is her first day and his second day
oh
how do you like it?
still learning
what?
still learning
oh, you're still learning
how long have you been doing this for?
guess....take a wild guess
what a couple of years?
no..lol
less than 2 months
less than 2 months?
yea
you're new then,too..
yea, I'm new
hahahha
I'm training these two so yea...
oh, OK
you don't watch anything like sports or movies or anything?
nah
you just use the internet,right?
yea, just the internet
Netflix?
nah, I just use it for work and stuff
oh, work?
so work..
yea, just work..
you got home phone here?
I just use this
cell phone
yea
is that with ATT?
yep
oh, nice!
yep
iphone
yea,man..
ATT, you're the account holder or is it a family plan?
just an account holder
account holder
nice, so it's under your name. Sweet..
yea, there's some brownie points on that
hahahhaa
yea
like I was saying, talking to the neighbors
Time Warner's internet slows down sometimes..
according to the neighbors, they had to reboot the router...
because you guys share the network
you share the copper line...
so during peak hours, so many people are on it slows the internet down
that's why we're out here..
and that's why a lot of people are switching to us
so what we can offer you today for 2 T.Vs..
all digital pictures..
we're gonna give you two boxes for that..
we're not gonna get the T.V. though..
you're not gonna get the T.V.?
nah
you don't watch T.V. anymore?
nah..
you just want to get the internet?
just the internet..
well, the problem is...
if you just want the internet, we can't reduce the instillation fee..
but if you get basic cable and T.V. that's like a 10 dollar difference each month.
we can take off the instillation fee
and we can get you a free wireless receiver with that as well
so, that's what we're doing out here. That's like a 10 dollar difference..
I don't know what you're paying right now, but...
if you get basic cable with us...
I'll give you the internet package with the 18 mbs
which is one dedicated connection
we'll also give you a two in one business grade router..
which is a more secure and stable router...
it's better if you use it for work at home..
that's what all if the business are using..
what I was saying about the installation..
with the cable and internet..
the price we can give you today is 76 dollars a month
and this price will be good for a year
it used to be $135 a month
with us being out here, we'll knock 49 dollars off
for a whole year..
and that'll make you $76 a month
that's what we can do for you
for the internet and cable
and you don't even pay anything today so..
all we do is set up instillation and...
lock in this price for you
or if you want to bump up the internet speed a bit
we can give you 24 mbs
18 is equilivant to Time Warner's 30
what kind of speed are you on right now?
I don't even remember off hand
32
I think it's higher than 32
the highest they got is 50
it's up there
50?
it's up there,yea..
have you done a speed test with your computer?
no
no one I've ever talked to wanted to pay for 50
haahhhaha
the highest they got is 23
23
it's the highest one, whichever the highest one is
I can't remember off hand..
is this your name?
yep
oh, nice..
45
you're actually available for the 45 mbs
45 mbs would be 86 dollars a month
with the cable
yea, we're not gonna do cable though..
I'll tell you right now...
last time we had cable, we never watched it..
it just sat there...
we were just using the internet...
if you don't want the cable with the internet
we can knock down to...
33 dollars a month..
with the internet price...that would be 49.95 a month
you would have to pay $100 for the one time fee
and $99 for the equipment,so that's $199 up front..
but the monthly price would be $44.95
and that's what we can do out here today
49.95 would be the 45 mbs
how much are you paying now with Time Warner?
between 50-60 or something like that
50-60?
so it's about the same..
same price, yea..
but we do give you a better service
we're not here to lower the bill in half..
if you do that....you'll for what you get..
so if we lower the bill in half, there will be no customer service
there will be no better service than that
this is the fiberoptic..
the copperwire you have is like the flip phone
why'd you buy a cell phone
they have better service,right?
they have better features in it..
that's why you want to switch to the fiberoptic...
it's the next generation thing
well yea, thanks for..
don't worry about it,man..
all we do today..as I said..
is set up instillation..
so is it gonna be your name on the account?
I don't think I'm gonna set it up
because then I gotta go talk to my wife
I'm telling you, she's not gonna do it..
we're gonna be out here on the street for a while so...
how many houses have you guys been to already?
we've been to just about every house in this neighborhood
did you get anybody set up?
yea, I'll show you
all this here..about 5 or 6..
that's all the ones I switched today so..
I'm happy with ATT
I got it right here..
yea
hahahhahahahaha
no problem,man
I mean, we do have a better service so..
talk to your wife, look it up online..
comcast just bought Time Warner cable
by the end of the year, they're gonna switch all of their linework, modem....
router..and the bill 30 percent..
the problem with Comcast is, they don't support a lot of online features
the speed is definitely slowing down..
make sure you look into that and talk to your wife
we'll be back here around 7 o'clock..sounds good?
alright
we'll talk to you again
what your name?
I'm Daniel
Daniel
I'm Amber
Amber?
John
what's your name,man?
My name's Moses
Moses
My nickname is Mouse
Chinese?
yea
Mouse?
((MANDARIN)) Are you Chinese?
((MANDARIN)) Yes...
((MANDARIN)) Oh yea
((MANDARIN)) I can speak Mandarin and Cantonese
((MANDARIN)) Really?
((MANDARIN)) How long did you learn Chinese for?
hahahahhahahhahhahahhha
((MANDARIN)) I've been learning for a long time
((MANDARIN)) Your Chinese is very good
((MANDARIN)) My wife is from Taiwan
((MANDARIN)) Taiwanese?
((MANDARIN)) Right
((MANDARIN)) Oh, so good
***NOTICE HE DIDN'T SAY ''NO WONDER''LOL ***
hahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahha
his Chinese is so good
I mean his Mandarin is so good..
I know, I can hear it...
it sounds on point..
you speak any other languages?
German
German?
((GERMAN)) You speak German?
Yea, I speak.....
there for 4 years
((GERMAN)) Really?
((GERMAN)) A lot, yes
how many languages do you know?
hahahahahahhahahahahhahaaahahaa
do you know my language?
I speak 6 others
which languages?
Urdu, Hindi, Gujarati, Punjabi..
wow, really?
((HINDI)) You know Hindi?
OH MY GOD!
((HINDI)) I like learning languages
((HINDI)) You like learning languages?
((HINDI)) Here because I don't have a teacher
hahahahahaahhahaa
this is amazing
wait, how many languages do you speak?
((MANDARIN)) This is my secret, I can't tell you
oh really?
((MANDARIN)) I'm a spy
((MANDARIN)) Do you know?
oh really?
hahahhahahahhahahhaha
((MANDARIN)) I'm just joking..
what's your Menses score,dude?
huh?
what's your Menses score?
Menses score? what is that?
like, your IQ score..
oh, I have no idea..
how do you know this many languages?
that's what I do, I just study
is that your work?
is that what you do?
yea, I'm a teacher
I teach Chinese, Japanese..Korean
where, college?
no, here
this is my business here
oh,OK
((MANDARIN)) This is my own business..
((MANDARIN)) If you're interested in other languages I can help you
***I REALIZED THAT I FORGOT TO ADD THE WORD 'INTEREST'***
((MANDARIN)) Alright...OK....You're marketing
you were saying
((HINDI)) You study Hindi here?
((HINDI)) Yes
((HINDI)) Urdu or Hindi?
((HINDI)) Urdu and Hindi are similar
((HINDI)) Both are similar, yes
((HINDI)) Both are similar....
aw shoot, I forget..
hahhahaha
I'm forgetting my Hindi
((HINDI)) They're similar...
so....
so?
hahahhahha
that's why you got the bracelets and jade here
yea
((MANDARIN)) Actually, as soon as I saw you
((MANDARIN)) I knew right away that you were Chinese
((MANDARIN)) Right
MANDARIN)) There's a huge differences amongst Chinese, Japanese and Koreans
((MANDARIN)) in terms of the differences between Chinese, Japanese and Korean
((MANDARIN)) There aren't that many around here
((MANDARIN)) No, there isn't
((MANDARIN)) They're all at school, Columbus, State
((MANDARIN)) Right, Ohio State
((MANDARIN)) Right, right
((MANDARIN)) Which part of China are you from?
Tianjin
oh, Tianjin?
((MANDARIN)) Have you been there before?
((MANDARIN)) No, I haven't
((MANDARIN)) I've been to Taiwan 3 times
((MANDARIN)) But my Chinese studies has nothing to do with my wife.
((MANDARIN) I'm self-taught
((MANDARIN)) OK
((MANDARIN)) I came here for 5 years. I graduate from Ohio State
((MANDARIN)) When?
((MANDARIN)) This year in May
((MANDARIN)) Yes, I graduated this year
((MANDARIN)) Congrats..congrats...
((MANDARIN)) Electrical Engineer
((MANDARIN)) Are your parents here or?
No
((MANDARIN)) They're in China
Oh, OK
((HINDI)) We'll come back at 7, OK?
((HINDI)) You talk to your wife..
((HINDI)) OK?
((HINDI)) Alrighty
yea, just talk Chinese
hhahahahhaahha
my Hindi is OK
your Hindi needs work, but I can help you out with that
so don't worry
my best languages are Chinese, Mandarin..
he speaks really good Mandarin,man
I speak Mandarin Cantonese, Hokkien, Japanese...
Korean
Russian
a little bit of German
a little bit of German, yea
that's awesome
do you know you have all of our second languages?
that's very impressive
that's very hard to find in America
yea, it is
yea, he knows at least 10 languages..at least..
((MANDARIN)) 50
((MANDARIN)) 50?
((MANDARIN)) But not all of them are fluent
((MANDARIN)) Right
((MANDARIN)) But you know portions of them
((MANDARIN)) Right..
man, I'm gonna keep your secret
hahahhahhahahha
((MANDARIN)) Your name
((MANDARIN)) Oh, you've already told me your name
I can write it down for you later if you want
((MANDARIN)) OK,OK...
((MANDARIN)) Mouse is the nickname
so, you work from home and find all of these languages on the internet?
yea
so, you need to have good internet
my internet is fast
how fast?
you should do a speed test
we'll come back and talk to you at 7
I'm gonna do a speed test myself
I'm gonna acces his router here..
I knew he was Chinese the whole time
yea
based on the look because
Chinese, Korean, Japanese...
we all look differently
but only us can tell the different
Vietnamese, they're super different
yea
this is your download speed
about 13/14
that's mine?
yea, that's yours
so, you're paying for 50, but not really getting 50
yea, he's geting like 14-15ish..
but he's paying for 50
yea, I know
it's not that good,man...
yea
he was telling you about the fibro optic lines
everyone shares it in a loop
at 7-8 at night, everyone's pulling on the line
and it doesn't work as well
but the fiber optic line, it comes straihht to your house
that's why it cost so much to do intillation
with just internet
but if it was going to be for both cable and internet
it would be free since we're out here
that's like a benefit of us being out here
the line comes straight to your house
like there's no....
no one can take it from you..
no one can attack your wifi
it's just you on it....
and you can put some crazy Chinese kanji words on it
hahhahaaha
she said Kanji...
my husband went to Japan and studied Japanese
I studied Spanish and went to Spain
((SPANISH)) You speak Spanish?
((SPANISH)) A bit?
((SPANISH)) But I don't practice it everyday....
it's hard to keep up with it
((SPANISH)) I agree
this is my Chinese name
do you know how to read it?
we're gonna come and talk to you at 7
((MANDARIN)) Of the winter
((MANDARIN)) What's the last character?
this guy's good
yea
how about this
we'll come back here and talk to you around 7 o'clock
I'll make sure I get everything done with the promotions
for what you would pay every month
sounds good?
see, what you're paying right now is 50
but what you're actually getting is 15
that's what Time Warner Cable do
they tell people it's 50, but that's the theoretical maximum speed
you can not reach that
but with us, you use a dedicated line
there will not be anything slowing down
you don't share anything...
we'll come back to talk to you
((URDU)) God be with you
((URDU)) God be with you
((GERMAN)) Goodbye
((HINDI)) What's your name?
((GERMAN)) Happy to meet you
man, my German's not good
I tried to say nice to meet you
they don't really even say that
watch out you got a Bee by your head
yea, I know..they've been buzzin me all day
hahahhaha
that's because you put too much hair...
I have a little bit of hair sray in, that's it..
my hair's just naturally this awesome
((MANDARIN)) Buddy. Thank you
((MANDARIN)) Mouse
((MANDARIN)) See you at 7...
((MANDARIN)) See you
take care, buddy
take it easy
that was...man, that was sloppy
I knew he was from somewhere..
gotta get that Hindi though...that Hindi is...
not good,man...
that was a serious level up though
right at da house!
I didn't even have to go outside...
LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP!
YEAH,YEAH, YEAH!
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