hi everybody, I'm Amanda the G
and this is the Dummy Experiment
it is
a rage game...because...
why the hell not? let's play another rage game
um, it says 'we highly recommend playing with a controller'
but
I'm gonna play without one
cause
I actually don't have a controller that I can hook up to my computer, so new game
let's play this
(the laboratory you're about to enter is infamous for its history)
(for years Dr. Stroman has been experimenting) ok...wait a minute
(adding consciousness to dummies in the name of science, Stroman has encountered many partially)
(successful cases) ok
(some dummies were suddenly able to talk) why is this not-
having subtitles? it's supposed to have subtitles
(sadly there is a downside to all of these cases) ok
(some less harmful cases like stuttering but also schizophrenia)
wait, wait, what?! wait a minute, what?!
(cases of self harm) you're creating dummies with mental illnesses?
(learn themselves how to reach their target) ok
(just like how we taught ourselves how to walk as a baby) ok
(they control their movement by leaning their body in the direction they want to go)
yep, yep, ok
ok, yeah
(it's a constant shift of balance) alright
(struggle to stay upright) ok
ok
I don't know why there aren't subtitles, cause I turned subtitles on
oh and now there's subtitles
ok, I don't know
I have no idea
oh a victim, ok, ok
who wants to die!
blue one's gonna die first
come on
oh
wait, you're picking them up by their head?
ok
I am really confused as to what's happening right now
ok?
do I just have to walk-
use the left joystick or WASD to control the dummy's balance
ok
oh, well, my head came off
let's go-
this, no, no, no
let's
this way
no, no, no, not that far! oh god!
oh god
I see why they say a controller, oh dear frikin lord!
this
is ridiculous
ok, no, no, no, no, no, back this way, back this way
nope, no, not that far
I, I, what? NO
where di- how did I die? I lost sight of myself and I just died!
NO
no, no, no, no, not that way, oh shit
ohhh, I heard the crunch
that was awful
no, oh shit
back, back, no, oh shit, there goes your head
fuck you!
fuck you!
fuck you, I'm a winner too you jackass!
I hate you so much!
there goes my head
ok
so
you kind of push the arrow into one direction
and then you gotta, you gotta like
back yourself up
oh my god, I'm so close to the exit
is that a checkpoint?
please tell me there's checkpoints in this game or I am going to flip shit
oh god!
fuck off!
why are you such a jackass?!
like why, I get that it, this is like a hard game
oh god there goes the head!
this is a hard game and you should probably use a joystick or a, or a controller rather
but you really don't have to be such a dick
like, since when did we start making narrators in all these games dicks?
ok
ok
well
oh shut up
there is never a- that is never a solution
and you know it
well
damnit!
no, no, nope, nope
you know what?
slow and steady doesn't win no fuckin' races, ok?
slow and steady finishes the race, but it dait- ain't fucking winning it
damnit! I went head first into a wall
oh well I just walked into that
ok now you're running through the same things and I don't wanna hear you talk anymore
ok? I just don't
fucking a!
I don't wanna hear you talk, I don't wanna hear you tell me that I can stop playing
I don't wanna tell- hear you tell me to go slow
I don't wanna hear you tell me jack shit about crap and fuck and damnit! where am I going?
maybe you should shut your damn jackass mouth! how bout that, asshole?
DAMNIT
uh huh
see that's what's called a neg, alright?
and I know you're like trying to think that you're all cool
and like the art of the game and the pick up and all that shit
that shit is just fucking obnoxious and y'all should stop
ok?
nope, back, nope, back, back, this way, nope, nope, not that much
not that much
not that much
balan- no fucking a!
DAMNIT
is that Link?
there's Link over there!
we need to go see Link, Link is our friend
Link is our friend
he's trying to save Zelda
and you're just trying to be
not a stupid head
let's go find Link
come on, I can do this
I can do this
every time I think I get this mechanic, I don't
yes I do, fucker
because I'm not stupid like you
you are the least durable dummy EVER!
come on, I watch Mythbusters, Buster went through so much shit!
uh huh
yep
yep, it's a harsh bitch
uh huh
(sigh) but it doesn't
it doesn't, gravity doesn't fall con- constant unless you're in a vacuum
hello welcome to physics 101
DAMNIT NO!
(frantic) why? (crying) whhhhyyyyy???
go slow blue dude!
go blue dude!
go blue dud-- NOOOOOOOOOO!
(frantic) NOOOOOOOOOOO
(frustrated) NO SHUT UP ABOUT GRAVITY!
(frustrated) I KNOW. I KNOW I'M FALLING. I KNOW I SUCK AT THIS GAME
(frustrated) STOP BEING A JERK ABOUT IT. FUCK!
(heavy breathing)(frustrated) I JUST WANNA GET PAST THE FIRST STAGE! I JUST WANNA GET TO A CHECKPOINT!
(frustrated) I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT GRAVITY AND ABOUT HOW MUCH I SUCK
(frustrated) AND TO WATCH MY FRIGGIN HEAD POP OFF AGAIN! (near crying) I JUST WANNA GET TO A CHECKPOINT!
YES IT IS!
IT'S VERY UNFAIR!
LIFE SUCKS THEN YOU DIE!
OK? SHIT HAPPENS. I GET IT
(nearing peak frustration) I WANNA GO TO A CHECKPOINT, I WANNA BE WITH MY FRIENDS!
(near crying) I JUST DON'T WANNA BE DYING, I'M JUST A LITTLE BLUE DUMMY
WHO FOR SOME REASON CAN'T KEEP IT'S HEAD AND JUST KEEPS RESPAWNING
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
OH MY GOD
I'm not mad
nope, no, no, go back the other way, back the other way, thank you, no
yes I do
because you suck
and I need to tell you how much you SUCK
(whining) no, no, nooooo, I just wanna get past this
(deep inhale)(whining) why is it taking soooo looonnngg?
(exasperated) oh my god
(exasperated) oh my god, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOO
NO
no you're almost there!
(that looks pretty difficult to me)
well now they don't even have a subtitle
so this is a free game and some of the subtitles aren't there, but guess what?
all he's doing is being a jackass!
all the narrator is is just a fucking jackass
why do all these rage games have jackass narrators?
ok?!
I'd still rage at it if your narrator was nice to me
DAMNIT
OH COME ON YOU CAN DODGE THAT
there is no such thing as stopping playing, ok jackass?
you know that
you know there's no such thing as stopping
ok?
there isn't
there isn't, there's only
death
oh, oh, oh
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD I WAS SO CLOSE
I WAS SO CLOSE
aahhhhh
thought I was gonna make it there
there better be a checkpoint
this game had better have checkpoints
cause I swear, if you are like, if you are like, if you are like Get Over It and you don't have checkpoints
I'm gonna, I'm gonna be mad
I'm gonna be so mad
come on
come on
you know what looks difficult to me?
nothing
so fuck off
NOOOO
Ollie's getting scared, it's ok Bid
you can come sit with me
no, no, no, no, no
OH MY GOD WE JUST RAN INTO OUR FRIEND AND THERE'S NO CHECKPOINT THERE
(crying)
oh my god
well
ok
there's-
well-
ooohh k
damnit
damnit!
you know what?
shut your fool ass mouth you jackass
shut your fool ass mouth
I know that, that, sometimes falling is a part of walking, ok?
decapitation should not be a part of walking
but falling is sometimes a part of walking
ok? have you ever learned to walk?
when you LEARN to walk, you fall
GODDAMNIT
damnit
I AM A BABY! I'M A BRAND NEW FRIKIN THING
I'M NOT EVEN A GOOD TEST DUMMY
I'M A DUMMY WHOSE HEAD KEEPS POPPING OFF
I'M NOT A- A- I'M NOT A DURABLE DUMMY
TEST DUMMIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO BE USED FOR THINGS LIKE CAR CRASHES AND SHIT
AND TO FIGURE OUT WAYS TO- TO SAVE PEOPLE
OH MY GOD, BECAUSE PEOPLE DIE
DUMMIES DON'T DIE
DUMMIES ARE RUBBER, DUMMIES DON'T DIE
YOU ARE WRONG
YOU ARE WRONG, YOUR GAME IS WRONG
DUMMIES. DON'T. DIE.
GOONIES NEVER DIE!
and dummies are pretty much goonies, go the other way!
NO, not that much!
oh my fucking god! SLOW DOWN! SLOW
NOOOOOOOO SLOW YOUR ROLL!
this is so hard
this game is so hard
NOOOO
SO HARD I DON'T UNDERSTAND
I really need a controller for this, I really don't know if I can play this
with WASD
this is so hard
no, NOOOOO
(panting)
yeah, good job, way to die!
way to go back to the beginning!
I'm trying to be nice, but I'm just being a fucking jackass!
or I'm making you think that I'm being nice like with all my negs that I do!
ok, you know what? I'm done, I'm done
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm fucking done, I'm done
I'm done! I'm done. I'm not doing any more right now
I cannot play this game with WASD
ummm
I'm done
that's it
(laughing) I don't know if I'm gonna come back to this game or not
yeah, shut up, shut up, now it's gonna talk about center of gravity again
anyway
this is the Dummy Experiment
I don't know if I'm gonna come back and play it or not cause it's driving me up a fucking wall and I
actually don't know if I can physically play this with WASD
the controls are just such shit
if you wanna play and get frustrated too, it's free on Steam, so, you know
go play
scream at your own computer
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thank you guys so much for watching
MWAH!
oh my god, it's singing now
sing it to me!
(singing badly) you break, every step you take, it's a stalker song
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