pemis
jesus i wanna fucking die
i'm gay
(screaming)
-------------------------------------------
How to Draw Spider-Man - Di...
For more infomation >> How to Draw Spider-Man - Di...-------------------------------------------
Love Lele Pons?
For more infomation >> Love Lele Pons?-------------------------------------------
Nani 's Heroine Bollywood Entry | Mehreen Kaur Pirzada | Bollywood|FilmiEvents.com - Duration: 1:22.
Mehreen Pirzada - bollywood Entry - Nani 's Heroine
-------------------------------------------
When a Kid ask What is S*x? | Awkward Questions Children ask | Wond3rJay Gameplays - Duration: 4:06.
Up Top lads, Happy New Year!
How are you doing today?
My name is Wond3rJay and today I just want to tell you guys a story about what happened
in December 2016.
So as you guys know I didn't post enough videos in last month i.e.
December 2016 and the reason for that was, I was visiting some people very close to me
to get my mind off from drastic questions like
"Why no one watches my videos?"
"Why my life is such a mess?"
"Why am I such a failure?"
You know!
Usual stuff.
So, I spend almost a week at one of my second cousin's, and one fine evening, my cousin
asked me to take her 12-year-old kid, my nephew to his private tutor's place.
So, what followed kinda makes it her fault!
I mean do I look like a good babysitter?
No.
I might make them drink lots of Mountain Dew and play Video games with me long past their
bedtime.
Anyways, So off we were to take this difficult journey to his private tutor, he trotting
by my side with his cute Pikachu bag and me… tweeting!
Too busy to mind anything else but that he is still with me and leading the way safely.
"Uncle Jay, What are those Dogs doing," he asked all of a sudden, I glanced up mindlessly
to two Canines bumping uglies, and then I blabbered.
"Oh they are having SEX"
Yup!
I said the "S" word in front of that poor kid.
You know Kids are like cages with a little bird called innocence confined in them which
parents try to keep locked there for as long as it is possible.
And right then what I did was "Opening the door of that cage and letting that bird chirp
away to never come back again" But that was not it, I was expecting confusion,
mistaken or a horror kind of expression on his face, he gave me a smirk, on that cute
but nasty face.
As this whole thing was some long thoroughly planned prank, in which he let the innocence
bird escape,
Or probably killed it, that evil brat!
planted an imposter to trap his uncle in the most embarrassing
position and the goof that his uncle is, fell into his trap dead straight.
"Uncle what is Sex?"
He didn't even hesitate to ask, with the vilest grin you can imagine.
"He just banged it hard on my face"
"He nailed it right in"
"He boned it for the answer"
"He drilled it really solid into me"
Ok you got the point
Needless to say, I kept walking down the road as if it didn't happen while he suppressing
laugh right next to me, and I didn't make any innuendo or dirty joke while rest of my
stay at their place, doesn't matter if he was around or not.
But that incident made me wonder if I ever became a parent, how will I tell my kid about
Birds and the Bees, when I don't even know in the first place, what the fuck Birds or
the bees have to do with human reproduction.
Tell me in the comments below how you told your kids about sex ed, or how your parents
told you about it, or both, whichever applies to you.
Let's roll the outro
Also, if you like this video, kick the a$$ of the thumbs up button down below and share
it forward.
Please subscribe and ring the bell if you have not done it yet to see more videos from
me in future and you can watch some right now by clicking one of them on the screen.
We will meet again in the next video but till then buh bye guys.
-------------------------------------------
How to attract the attention of a pretty girl? - Duration: 0:27.
For more infomation >> How to attract the attention of a pretty girl? - Duration: 0:27. -------------------------------------------
Sen. Nass rips UW program exploring masculinity - Duration: 2:16.
For more infomation >> Sen. Nass rips UW program exploring masculinity - Duration: 2:16. -------------------------------------------
秋葉原自動販賣機買到蟲!? 這間連牙刷,電車,關東煮,咖喱什麽都賣。 - Duration: 7:43.
For more infomation >> 秋葉原自動販賣機買到蟲!? 這間連牙刷,電車,關東煮,咖喱什麽都賣。 - Duration: 7:43. -------------------------------------------
Silence
For more infomation >> Silence-------------------------------------------
Disney's Pinocchio
For more infomation >> Disney's Pinocchio-------------------------------------------
How to attract the attention of a pretty girl? - Duration: 0:27.
For more infomation >> How to attract the attention of a pretty girl? - Duration: 0:27. -------------------------------------------
Cours de batterie - Théorie 101 - Les signes de répétition d'une partition de batterie - Duration: 14:58.
For more infomation >> Cours de batterie - Théorie 101 - Les signes de répétition d'une partition de batterie - Duration: 14:58. -------------------------------------------
VAMPIRES Bande Annonce VOST ( Horreur, Fantastique - 2017 ) - Duration: 1:54.
For more infomation >> VAMPIRES Bande Annonce VOST ( Horreur, Fantastique - 2017 ) - Duration: 1:54. -------------------------------------------
Must-Try! JAPANESE BREAD - Duration: 1:01.
For more infomation >> Must-Try! JAPANESE BREAD - Duration: 1:01. -------------------------------------------
THE FROZEN FINGER RELOAD - Duration: 3:53.
hey there it's early December 2016 and
got a day off from work and to Lola and
I are going to go down to the river and
try to find some ducks and do some
fishing
I
ok
well the duck hunting slow i saw two
ducks to mallards and they flew up river
so I'm gonna put the gun down for a
little bit and swing some flies that we
use today on the the old space rod
girl good girl dead bird good girl good
girl dead bird
Charlotte way out there
hey thanks for coming along with me
today my day off to do a little fishing
and uh cotton hope you enjoyed the show
I know Lola had fun this morning and I
did too so I want to give a little shout
out to qu gear you might see me wearing
qu gears really awesome and I recommend
it and yeah
have a Merry Christmas want to give
another will shout out to make their
back home got to talk to him on the
phone for about 45 minutes last night
and
haven't talked to him in a long time so
they make good talking to you
you guys have a Merry Christmas and a
good new year and thanks again for
watching
we really appreciate it we invite you to
subscribe to our channel acts family if
you haven't already and go check out
some of our other videos no fish today
but gotta duck just want to show you
where were from believers and you you
eat anything that you kill and so I got
that duck all cleaned up brought it back
and instead of putting it in the freezer
and taking a chance that it's gonna
freezer burn we're just going to eat it
right now
-------------------------------------------
Bukadarmış Artık Elveda: Kanalımı Kapatıyom: - Duration: 0:33.
For more infomation >> Bukadarmış Artık Elveda: Kanalımı Kapatıyom: - Duration: 0:33. -------------------------------------------
Créer des pièces uniques (ou pas)? - Duration: 4:10.
For more infomation >> Créer des pièces uniques (ou pas)? - Duration: 4:10. -------------------------------------------
Reptile FX Animation Studio - Spokesperson Video - Fast Animate - Duration: 1:04.
Do you need and awesome animated explainer video for your business?
Then let Reptile FX Animation Studio...
create one for you.
We make animated videos that work.
That simplify your business.
That engage your customers.
That increase your sales.
Just ask our clients.
They're startups, SMEs,...
and multinational corporations worldwide.
Across numerous industries.
Here's what Reptile FX offers.
A wide variety of styles.
Original artwork.
Numerous language options.
And timely delivery.
All backed by customer focus.
Quality control.
A perfectly tuned production process.
And a superlative team.
Just select any animation package.
Or get it customized...
to suit your budget or requirement!
Reptile FX is your one stop animated explainer video powerhouse.
Bringing you the perfect blend...
of visuals and communication.
Impact and quality.
So go on, visit us at ReptileFX.com.
And watch us bring your concepts to life.
Reptile FX Animation Studio.
Let us explain your business.
-------------------------------------------
Silence
For more infomation >> Silence-------------------------------------------
Watch We Love You
For more infomation >> Watch We Love You-------------------------------------------
Musical Thursday (Lesson 6): How to Play F Chord - Duration: 1:58.
What's up everyone.
I'm Edwin and welcome back to another lesson in Musical Thursday.
Today we are going to learn how to play the F Chord.
This chord is going to be a little bit tricky.
As you can see, the fingers are supposed to press
on the first and second strings of the first fret at the same time.
At first it may sound very unnatural so this will
take some time and practice to master it.
So if everything is correct it should sound like this:
In case you're wondering, this is an alternative version.
To practice we could use this pattern which a lot of songs use.
Once you know how to play,
you will realize you have no idea of
how many songs you already know how to play.
If you're asking me to name a few songs that use this pattern,
some that I can remember are:
Torn by Natalie Imbruglia
Price Tag by Jessie J
Let It Go by Demi Lovato
In case you want to find out,
I've included the links to these songs in the description.
And that's all for today.
You've already made it to Lesson 6
so don't give up and keep on learning.
If you have any feedback for me
do not hesitate to leave a comment.
If you have more to say,
you could click on my survey link in the description below.
Also, from now on there will be downloadable PDF notes for each lesson.
The links are in the description, so be sure to check it out.
Thanks for watching.
I'll see you again in next week's tutorial.
Peace.
-------------------------------------------
Man hospitalized in Billings after interstate rollover - Duration: 2:31.
Man hospitalized in Billings after interstate rollover
One man was hospitalized after a rollover crash that occurred after he struck the rear of a semitrailer
with his truck on the interstate on Wednesday night, according to the Montana Highway Patrol.
The crash occurred on Interstate 90 eastbound near mile marker 445 at about 9:40 p.m., said MHP Trooper Griffin Sutherland.
The driver of the semitrailer had just parked his vehicle off road in order to repair a tire and had yet to set up flags
when a man driving a Ford F-150 struck the rear of the semitrailer, causing the pickup to roll
an unknown number of times before landing with its wheels on the road, Sutherland said.
The force of the collision separated part of the front of the F-150's body from the vehicle
and it appeared to have landed off the roadway, Sutherland said.
Damage to the F-150 prevented the driver from exiting his vehicle and he had to be extricated, Sutherland said.
Speaking at midnight, Sutherland said the extent of the injuries to the driver of the F-150 was unknown
and that he was taken to the Billings Clinic. The semitrailer driver did not require medical treatment, he said.
According to Sutherland the semitrailer was parked past the fog line and was sufficiently off the road.
The crash closed I-90 east almost immediately and the Billings Police
Department and Yellowstone County Sheriff's Office both assisted in diverting traffic onto Zoo Drive, Sutherland said.
The highway was reopened at about 11:40 p.m., Sutherland said.
The crash is still under investigation, Sutherland said.
No comments:
Post a Comment