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In music, we have two reference pitches: Middle C, and the Pitch Standard A.

Middle C has to do with music theory and written music.

It sits almost smack in the middle between the highest and the lowest pitches

that the human ear can perceive. So it's kind of practical when writing music,

all the pitches kind of hover around it. That's for Middle C.

The Pitch Standard A has to do with tuning instruments

that have to play together in order not to sound out of tune.

We'll put that on the side, we'll keep Middle C

since we have to deal with music theory. And onward we proceed:

Of the three principal clefs in music, the treble, bass and alto clefs to name them,

the alto clef is the one that sets Middle C

exactly in the center of the five-line staff. The beauty of that is that it creates a sense

of symmetry, but the pitfall is that you can only fit

eleven letter-names on one single staff without having to resort to ledger lines above

and below it.

A clever way to fit more notes without using ledger lines,

all the while keeping the symmetry around Middle C,

is to write music on the Grand Staff. The Grand Staff is a pair of staves, one placed

above the other, that you link together with a system line

and a brace, thus creating one single entity for writing

music. The system line tells a musician

that both staves are to be read simultaneously through time,

and the brace means that these two staves are to be played by one performer.

The convention is to associate the upper staff with a treble-clef,

and the lower staff with a bass-clef. What's wonderful about this convention

is that the ledger line that floats between the two staves

is reserved for Middle C ! This floating ledger line can either become

the first ledger-line under the treble-clef, or it can become the first ledger-line on

top of the bass-clef.

So now we're fully equipped with the Grand Staff that can accomodate

a grand total of twenty-three notes, as opposed to just eleven notes on one single

five-line staff. That might be the reason for which the alto-clef

has been left on the side for some very exceptional musical cases,

but the treble- and bass-clefs, both on their own or smushed together as a

Grand Staff, are much more widespread in musc.

So, depending on your voice-type or the instrument that you play,

you'll have a designated clef for you, and it behooves you to perfectly know by heart

which letter-name is associated to each of the five lines

or the four spaces between the lines. The exercise itself isn't very difficult,

but you must put some time and effort and repetition

in order to learn these things by heart. It's kind of like learning the lyrics to a

song: It's not difficult, but you have to repeat

youself very often.

Now, I have some tricks that can help you make this exercise more efficient,

and for you not to feel that you're just randomly learning stuff by heart

and repeating yourself over and over incessantly. So, here are my tricks:

Step one: Prepare yourself eleven cards.

For each one, draw a staff with your designated clef placed upon it.

For each seperate card, write down one single note

on either a line or a space of the staff. In total, you'll have eleven different cards.

And on the back of each card, write the letter-name associated to that note.

Step two: Put aside the three cards with the notes

on the three inner lines of your staff. You need to learn by heart the letter-names

associated to these lines before moving on. For the bass-clef: B D F.

For the treble-clef: G B D. For the alto-clef: A C E.

Step three: Put aside the four cards with the notes

on the four spaces of your staff. You need to learn by heart the letter-names

associated to these spaces before moving on. For the bass-clef: A C E G.

For the treble-clef: F A C E. For the alto-clef: G B D F.

Step four: Put aside the two cards with the notes

on the two outer lines of your staff and learn them by heart.

G A for the bass-clef. E F for the treble-clef.

F G for the alto-clef. Step five:

Put aside the two cards with the notes on the two outer edges of your staff and learn

those by heart. F B for the bass-clef.

D G for the treble-clef. E A for the alto-clef.

Step six: Create a deck with the cards having notes

on the lines and test yourself to see how well you know

them by heart by picking out cards randomly out of this

deck and naming them out loud. Step seven:

Create a deck with the cards having notes on the spaces and outer edges of the staff

and test yourself in the same way. And finally,

Step eight: Put together all of the cards that you have

and test yourself at leisure.

For those of you who need to learn the Grand Staff,

it means that you have to learn both the treble cleff, the bass clef,

and there's small tiny Step Nine for you to remember,

which is very crucial but very simple: it's that the ledger line that floats between

the two staves is associated to Middle C. That's basically

it!

Before I let you go, There's a very necessary precision that I

have to make on the subject of clefs:

So far, I've been talking about "treble-clef", "bass-clef" and "alto-clef".

The real proper name of these symbols is actually the "G-clef", the "F-clef", and the "C-clef".

What these symbols do is that they represent one specific pitch,

and once placed on the staff they set a line to that specific pitch.

For instance, the G-clef sets a G on the second line

starting from the bottom of the staff. The symbol itself is basically a stylized

letter G. The F-clef sets an F on the second line

starting from the top of the staff, passing right through the two dots.

The symbol is basically a fancy letter F. And finally,

the C-clef sets Middle C on the line that goes right through its center.

It's shape is a wildly deformed letter C that dates from the Middle Ages.

Of all the clefs, the C-clef is the moste versatile one,

meaning that it can be shifted up or down the staff

depending on where we want the Middle C to be set.

When the C-clef is perfectly centered on the staff,

it takes on the name of "alto-clef". In total, the aliases the C-clef can take

are: the soprano-clef, the mezzo-soprano-clef,

the alto-clef, the tenor-clef, and the barytone-clef.

Obviously, the other clefs can also be shifted, but it's rarely if ever seen nowadays.

Allright, with all the content seen in this video and

all the previous ones, we'll be able to delve in some more meaty

subjects, like scales, chords, modes, intervals, keys,

tonalities, full of good stuff!

However, you'll have to do your homework on your side,

I'll do mine on my side, and until then, try to have fun and see you later!

For more infomation >> The Grand Staff and G, F and C clefs - Duration: 8:21.

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American Sex Slang: The SEX Alphabet with Ronnie - Duration: 7:06.

Hi, guys.

This is Norman Luboff.

Please do not watch this video, it has very bad words.

Ronnie's a very bad person.

Did I mention this is Norman Luboff?

Did you buy my album?

It's really good.

Do some good country, some really good, wholesome stuff.

So, don't watch this video if you are easily offended by Ronnie or if you like to make

comments about how Ronnie's rude.

Instead, buy my record.

It's really good,

and I'm really cool.

Hey, guess what, Norman?

So this guy's really old, he's...

This was made...

Let's see, he's got the greatest choir ever, Mr. Norman Luboff.

This is actually made...

I can't find a date.

I'll find a date on this guy.

So this guy's really old, and he doesn't want me to teach you bad things.

If you don't want to hear bad things, if you don't want to listen to bad things,

if you don't want to learn about sex,

or if you're a child and your mom and daddy don't want

you to learn about sex, please turn it off now.

Are you still with me, then?

Norman Luboff, popular in the 60s I'm presuming, probably learned his ABCs:

A is for apple, B is for...

I don't know.

I'm going to teach you a different kind of ABCs.

This is the dirty ABCs with Ronnie: "Sex With Ronnie."

If you want to see more sex with Ronnie, I got another video for you, but this one's

the ABCs of sex with Ronnie.

A is for "anus", which means "asshole", which is the part of your bum.

B is for "boner" and "chubby".

"Boner" and "chubby" means your dick is hard.

"Dickhead" has two meanings.

One, it means the top of your penis.

The other way we use "dickhead" is if someone's not nice.

You can say: "You're a dickhead."

You're basically telling the person that they're the top of a penis.

So, "erection", "boner", and "chubby" all mean the same.

"Facial" is not something your mom would get at a salon.

A "facial" is when your hard boner ejaculates or there's sperm that comes, and it goes over

somebody's face, covering the face with "jizz", which is for J. "Erection" is hard dick,

"facial" is jizz on the face.

"Glory hole" means anything that you can stick your dick in.

It could be a pie, if you've seen that movie.

H is for "hard-on", which again means boner.

I is for "it".

When you don't want to talk about it, but you want to do it, you can say:

"Do you want to do it?"

And "it" just means sex.

"Jizz" we've already been through.

"Jerk off" is something you do by yourself when you're very lonely.

K is for "knocked up", it's also a movie.

K means you got the girl pregnant or you're pregnant yourself.

A "landing strip" is the pubic hair of a girl or boy that means that it's shaved or shorn

so it's like an airplane, and your dick is landing in the landing strip.

M is for "muff" which means the hair is everywhere.

N is for "nail", but not this kind of nail.

N is a verb and it means to have sex.

"Old fashioned" is a doughnut, but it also means a hand job,

which is the same as jerk off.

"Pork", "pound", "poke", and "plow" are also verbs and they mean to have sex.

Sex with Ronnie, you getting this?

Q is for "quickie" it means do it fast.

R is for "rack", also known as boobs.

S is for "score", hah, you just scored which means you had sex.

"Tap that ass"

just means to have sex, doesn't it?

"Upskirt" is for U, you, this means that you...

The camera angle is looking up the girl's skirt without her permission.

Ladies, be careful.

V is for "vag. jj", also known as vagina.

W is for "whiskey dick", this means you've drank so much whiskey that you can no longer

get a boner, a chubby, an erection, or a hard-on.

It can be any kind of alcohol, but "whiskey dick" went with W. "XXX" means X-rated.

"Wang" means dick, it's also a last name.

So when someone's name is Wang, like Vera Wang-

[laughs]

-god, that's funny, your name is Vera Dick.

Love it.

"Yellow fever", it's kind of racist to me, but it means that a person, usually men who

really likes Asian girls or a woman who likes Asian boys.

Apparently Asian people are yellow all of a sudden, so "Asian fever" means you really

like Asian people.

"Zeppelins".

You guys know Led Zeppelin? It's a band.

"Zeppelins" means the girl has big boobs or a nice rack.

We can't forget the number "69".

You've got homework if you don't know what that is.

Check it out later.

Adios.

I've made a mistake with my wonderful rhymes.

I've told you lies about glory holes and the times.

A "glory hole" is more intense than you'd imagine.

A "glory hole" is usually in a bathroom stall where a man would stick his dick

in a hole in the wall.

Sometimes there's a mouth at the end of the hole,

sometimes there's an anus.

So the next time you're going to the toilet,

watch out for the hole.

For more infomation >> American Sex Slang: The SEX Alphabet with Ronnie - Duration: 7:06.

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INS Aridhaman VS INS Arihant - Duration: 4:07.

INS Aridhaman VS INS Arihant

1.

Introduction

INS Arihant meaning "Slayer of Enemies" in Sanskrit is the lead ship of India's Arihant

class of nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarines.

The 6,000 tonne vessel was built under the Advanced Technology Vessel (ATV) project at

the Ship Building Centre in the port city of Visakhapatnam.

Arihant was launched on 26 July 2009, the anniversary of Vijay Diwas (Kargil War Victory

Day) by Prime Minister of India, Dr Manmohan Singh.

After fitting out and extensive sea trials, on 23 February 2016, she was confirmed as

ready for operations, and was commissioned in August 2016.

INS Aridhaman is the second Arihant-class submarine.It is the second nuclear-powered

ballistic missile submarine being built by India.[10] It is being built under the Advanced

Technology Vessel (ATV) project to build nuclear submarines at the Ship Building Centre in

Visakhapatnam.

This submarine will have double the number of missile hatches than its predecessor INS

Arihant giving it the ability to carry more missiles.

This will have a more powerful reactor than its predecessor.

2.

Engine

INS Arihant vessel is powered by an 83 megawatts (111,305 hp) pressurised light-water reactor

with enriched uranium fuel whereas INS Aridhaman will be powered with newer and powerful BARC

designed Pressurised Water Reactor (PWR) with highly enriched uranium fuel which will be

able to generate enough power to gain additional speed and carry larger vessel.

3.

Sensors

INS Arihant is fitted with a combination of two sonar systems – Ushus and Panchendriya.

Ushus is state-of-the-art sonar meant for Kilo Class submarines.

Panchendriya is a unified submarine sonar and tactical control system, which includes

all types of sonar (passive, surveillance, ranging, intercept and active).

It also features an underwater communications system.

INS Aridhaman will be fitted with sonar ISS (Integrated Sonar Suite),State-of-art sonar

integrated sonar system USHUS sonar developed by Naval Physical and Oceanographic Laboratory

(NPOL) of the Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO), India.

The submarine will also have Panchendriya sunar which is a unified submarine sonar and

tactical control system, and it includes all types of sonar (passive, surveillance, ranging,

intercept, obstacle avoidance and active).It is used for detecting and tracking enemy submarines,

surface vessels, and torpedoes and can be used for underwater communication and avoiding

obstacles.

4.

Missiles:

INS Arihant is capable of carrying all types of missiles and will have underwater ballistic

missile launch capability.

It can carry 12 K-15 SLBMs that can be launched even under ice caps.

Tested in 2008, the K-15 missiles are 10.4m long and have a diameter of 1m.

The 6.3t missiles can carry a 5t nuclear warhead targeted 750km away.

INS Aridhaman will be India's first SSBN which will be armed with 3500km longer-range

K-4 SLBM which will be more China-centric weapons system rather then K-15/B-05 which

was more Pakistan centric missile system and will play a key role in providing deterrence

capabilities against China.

Aridhaman will also have bigger Weapons area which means more vertical launching system

(VLS) system can be incorporated allowing it to carry nearly 24 6.5-tonne K-15/B-05

SLBM or 8 20-tonne K-4 SLBM with a maximum 5,000km-range and many Defence Analysts have

predicted that Aridhaman will carry 12 K-15/B-05 SLBM and 4 K-4 SLBM in its Standard operational

configurations so it can also provide right balance in conventional firepower when required.

5.

Speed

Considering speed, there has been not much improvement.

Both INS Arihant & INS Aridhaman can achieve a maximum speed of 15 knots (28 km/h; 17 mph)

when on surface and 24 knots when submerged.

For more infomation >> INS Aridhaman VS INS Arihant - Duration: 4:07.

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Ewangeliarz OP - 05 stycznia 2017 - (J 1, 43-51) - Duration: 1:40.

Skeptical Nathanael,

Till the end of the world,

world, which looks into the Gospel,

remain a symbol of someone,

who has a lot of reserves,

nobody knows where is it from,

but in spite of this reserve,

he can speak it out loud.

Exactly!

Make another step.

Step, which consist in the fact,

that he is sharing this reserve,

and hears - Well, good,

I know that ypu do not like Nazareth.

That you have a lot of bad experiences,

with different kinds of religious freaks,

and frauds.

But Jesus is different,

just come and see.

And Nathanael goes and sees.

Maybe you have a lot of

skeptical comments to christianity,

church, Holy Mass and confession.

It is important for you to talk about it,

but in the same time to feel the moment,

when somebody says -

- Listen, I respect your experience and your point of view,

but I go to a different church,

I know this priest and this person,

maybe you should try to meet them,

try to look closely.

Try to talk.

This can be a breakthrough.

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American Sex Slang: The SEX Alphabet with Ronnie - Duration: 7:06.

Hi, guys.

This is Norman Luboff.

Please do not watch this video, it has very bad words.

Ronnie's a very bad person.

Did I mention this is Norman Luboff?

Did you buy my album?

It's really good.

Do some good country, some really good, wholesome stuff.

So, don't watch this video if you are easily offended by Ronnie or if you like to make

comments about how Ronnie's rude.

Instead, buy my record.

It's really good,

and I'm really cool.

Hey, guess what, Norman?

So this guy's really old, he's...

This was made...

Let's see, he's got the greatest choir ever, Mr. Norman Luboff.

This is actually made...

I can't find a date.

I'll find a date on this guy.

So this guy's really old, and he doesn't want me to teach you bad things.

If you don't want to hear bad things, if you don't want to listen to bad things,

if you don't want to learn about sex,

or if you're a child and your mom and daddy don't want

you to learn about sex, please turn it off now.

Are you still with me, then?

Norman Luboff, popular in the 60s I'm presuming, probably learned his ABCs:

A is for apple, B is for...

I don't know.

I'm going to teach you a different kind of ABCs.

This is the dirty ABCs with Ronnie: "Sex With Ronnie."

If you want to see more sex with Ronnie, I got another video for you, but this one's

the ABCs of sex with Ronnie.

A is for "anus", which means "asshole", which is the part of your bum.

B is for "boner" and "chubby".

"Boner" and "chubby" means your dick is hard.

"Dickhead" has two meanings.

One, it means the top of your penis.

The other way we use "dickhead" is if someone's not nice.

You can say: "You're a dickhead."

You're basically telling the person that they're the top of a penis.

So, "erection", "boner", and "chubby" all mean the same.

"Facial" is not something your mom would get at a salon.

A "facial" is when your hard boner ejaculates or there's sperm that comes, and it goes over

somebody's face, covering the face with "jizz", which is for J. "Erection" is hard dick,

"facial" is jizz on the face.

"Glory hole" means anything that you can stick your dick in.

It could be a pie, if you've seen that movie.

H is for "hard-on", which again means boner.

I is for "it".

When you don't want to talk about it, but you want to do it, you can say:

"Do you want to do it?"

And "it" just means sex.

"Jizz" we've already been through.

"Jerk off" is something you do by yourself when you're very lonely.

K is for "knocked up", it's also a movie.

K means you got the girl pregnant or you're pregnant yourself.

A "landing strip" is the pubic hair of a girl or boy that means that it's shaved or shorn

so it's like an airplane, and your dick is landing in the landing strip.

M is for "muff" which means the hair is everywhere.

N is for "nail", but not this kind of nail.

N is a verb and it means to have sex.

"Old fashioned" is a doughnut, but it also means a hand job,

which is the same as jerk off.

"Pork", "pound", "poke", and "plow" are also verbs and they mean to have sex.

Sex with Ronnie, you getting this?

Q is for "quickie" it means do it fast.

R is for "rack", also known as boobs.

S is for "score", hah, you just scored which means you had sex.

"Tap that ass"

just means to have sex, doesn't it?

"Upskirt" is for U, you, this means that you...

The camera angle is looking up the girl's skirt without her permission.

Ladies, be careful.

V is for "vag. jj", also known as vagina.

W is for "whiskey dick", this means you've drank so much whiskey that you can no longer

get a boner, a chubby, an erection, or a hard-on.

It can be any kind of alcohol, but "whiskey dick" went with W. "XXX" means X-rated.

"Wang" means dick, it's also a last name.

So when someone's name is Wang, like Vera Wang-

[laughs]

-god, that's funny, your name is Vera Dick.

Love it.

"Yellow fever", it's kind of racist to me, but it means that a person, usually men who

really likes Asian girls or a woman who likes Asian boys.

Apparently Asian people are yellow all of a sudden, so "Asian fever" means you really

like Asian people.

"Zeppelins".

You guys know Led Zeppelin? It's a band.

"Zeppelins" means the girl has big boobs or a nice rack.

We can't forget the number "69".

You've got homework if you don't know what that is.

Check it out later.

Adios.

I've made a mistake with my wonderful rhymes.

I've told you lies about glory holes and the times.

A "glory hole" is more intense than you'd imagine.

A "glory hole" is usually in a bathroom stall where a man would stick his dick

in a hole in the wall.

Sometimes there's a mouth at the end of the hole,

sometimes there's an anus.

So the next time you're going to the toilet,

watch out for the hole.

For more infomation >> American Sex Slang: The SEX Alphabet with Ronnie - Duration: 7:06.

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INS Aridhaman VS INS Arihant - Duration: 4:07.

INS Aridhaman VS INS Arihant

1.

Introduction

INS Arihant meaning "Slayer of Enemies" in Sanskrit is the lead ship of India's Arihant

class of nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarines.

The 6,000 tonne vessel was built under the Advanced Technology Vessel (ATV) project at

the Ship Building Centre in the port city of Visakhapatnam.

Arihant was launched on 26 July 2009, the anniversary of Vijay Diwas (Kargil War Victory

Day) by Prime Minister of India, Dr Manmohan Singh.

After fitting out and extensive sea trials, on 23 February 2016, she was confirmed as

ready for operations, and was commissioned in August 2016.

INS Aridhaman is the second Arihant-class submarine.It is the second nuclear-powered

ballistic missile submarine being built by India.[10] It is being built under the Advanced

Technology Vessel (ATV) project to build nuclear submarines at the Ship Building Centre in

Visakhapatnam.

This submarine will have double the number of missile hatches than its predecessor INS

Arihant giving it the ability to carry more missiles.

This will have a more powerful reactor than its predecessor.

2.

Engine

INS Arihant vessel is powered by an 83 megawatts (111,305 hp) pressurised light-water reactor

with enriched uranium fuel whereas INS Aridhaman will be powered with newer and powerful BARC

designed Pressurised Water Reactor (PWR) with highly enriched uranium fuel which will be

able to generate enough power to gain additional speed and carry larger vessel.

3.

Sensors

INS Arihant is fitted with a combination of two sonar systems – Ushus and Panchendriya.

Ushus is state-of-the-art sonar meant for Kilo Class submarines.

Panchendriya is a unified submarine sonar and tactical control system, which includes

all types of sonar (passive, surveillance, ranging, intercept and active).

It also features an underwater communications system.

INS Aridhaman will be fitted with sonar ISS (Integrated Sonar Suite),State-of-art sonar

integrated sonar system USHUS sonar developed by Naval Physical and Oceanographic Laboratory

(NPOL) of the Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO), India.

The submarine will also have Panchendriya sunar which is a unified submarine sonar and

tactical control system, and it includes all types of sonar (passive, surveillance, ranging,

intercept, obstacle avoidance and active).It is used for detecting and tracking enemy submarines,

surface vessels, and torpedoes and can be used for underwater communication and avoiding

obstacles.

4.

Missiles:

INS Arihant is capable of carrying all types of missiles and will have underwater ballistic

missile launch capability.

It can carry 12 K-15 SLBMs that can be launched even under ice caps.

Tested in 2008, the K-15 missiles are 10.4m long and have a diameter of 1m.

The 6.3t missiles can carry a 5t nuclear warhead targeted 750km away.

INS Aridhaman will be India's first SSBN which will be armed with 3500km longer-range

K-4 SLBM which will be more China-centric weapons system rather then K-15/B-05 which

was more Pakistan centric missile system and will play a key role in providing deterrence

capabilities against China.

Aridhaman will also have bigger Weapons area which means more vertical launching system

(VLS) system can be incorporated allowing it to carry nearly 24 6.5-tonne K-15/B-05

SLBM or 8 20-tonne K-4 SLBM with a maximum 5,000km-range and many Defence Analysts have

predicted that Aridhaman will carry 12 K-15/B-05 SLBM and 4 K-4 SLBM in its Standard operational

configurations so it can also provide right balance in conventional firepower when required.

5.

Speed

Considering speed, there has been not much improvement.

Both INS Arihant & INS Aridhaman can achieve a maximum speed of 15 knots (28 km/h; 17 mph)

when on surface and 24 knots when submerged.

For more infomation >> INS Aridhaman VS INS Arihant - Duration: 4:07.

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American Sex Slang: The SEX Alphabet with Ronnie - Duration: 7:06.

Hi, guys.

This is Norman Luboff.

Please do not watch this video, it has very bad words.

Ronnie's a very bad person.

Did I mention this is Norman Luboff?

Did you buy my album?

It's really good.

Do some good country, some really good, wholesome stuff.

So, don't watch this video if you are easily offended by Ronnie or if you like to make

comments about how Ronnie's rude.

Instead, buy my record.

It's really good,

and I'm really cool.

Hey, guess what, Norman?

So this guy's really old, he's...

This was made...

Let's see, he's got the greatest choir ever, Mr. Norman Luboff.

This is actually made...

I can't find a date.

I'll find a date on this guy.

So this guy's really old, and he doesn't want me to teach you bad things.

If you don't want to hear bad things, if you don't want to listen to bad things,

if you don't want to learn about sex,

or if you're a child and your mom and daddy don't want

you to learn about sex, please turn it off now.

Are you still with me, then?

Norman Luboff, popular in the 60s I'm presuming, probably learned his ABCs:

A is for apple, B is for...

I don't know.

I'm going to teach you a different kind of ABCs.

This is the dirty ABCs with Ronnie: "Sex With Ronnie."

If you want to see more sex with Ronnie, I got another video for you, but this one's

the ABCs of sex with Ronnie.

A is for "anus", which means "asshole", which is the part of your bum.

B is for "boner" and "chubby".

"Boner" and "chubby" means your dick is hard.

"Dickhead" has two meanings.

One, it means the top of your penis.

The other way we use "dickhead" is if someone's not nice.

You can say: "You're a dickhead."

You're basically telling the person that they're the top of a penis.

So, "erection", "boner", and "chubby" all mean the same.

"Facial" is not something your mom would get at a salon.

A "facial" is when your hard boner ejaculates or there's sperm that comes, and it goes over

somebody's face, covering the face with "jizz", which is for J. "Erection" is hard dick,

"facial" is jizz on the face.

"Glory hole" means anything that you can stick your dick in.

It could be a pie, if you've seen that movie.

H is for "hard-on", which again means boner.

I is for "it".

When you don't want to talk about it, but you want to do it, you can say:

"Do you want to do it?"

And "it" just means sex.

"Jizz" we've already been through.

"Jerk off" is something you do by yourself when you're very lonely.

K is for "knocked up", it's also a movie.

K means you got the girl pregnant or you're pregnant yourself.

A "landing strip" is the pubic hair of a girl or boy that means that it's shaved or shorn

so it's like an airplane, and your dick is landing in the landing strip.

M is for "muff" which means the hair is everywhere.

N is for "nail", but not this kind of nail.

N is a verb and it means to have sex.

"Old fashioned" is a doughnut, but it also means a hand job,

which is the same as jerk off.

"Pork", "pound", "poke", and "plow" are also verbs and they mean to have sex.

Sex with Ronnie, you getting this?

Q is for "quickie" it means do it fast.

R is for "rack", also known as boobs.

S is for "score", hah, you just scored which means you had sex.

"Tap that ass"

just means to have sex, doesn't it?

"Upskirt" is for U, you, this means that you...

The camera angle is looking up the girl's skirt without her permission.

Ladies, be careful.

V is for "vag. jj", also known as vagina.

W is for "whiskey dick", this means you've drank so much whiskey that you can no longer

get a boner, a chubby, an erection, or a hard-on.

It can be any kind of alcohol, but "whiskey dick" went with W. "XXX" means X-rated.

"Wang" means dick, it's also a last name.

So when someone's name is Wang, like Vera Wang-

[laughs]

-god, that's funny, your name is Vera Dick.

Love it.

"Yellow fever", it's kind of racist to me, but it means that a person, usually men who

really likes Asian girls or a woman who likes Asian boys.

Apparently Asian people are yellow all of a sudden, so "Asian fever" means you really

like Asian people.

"Zeppelins".

You guys know Led Zeppelin? It's a band.

"Zeppelins" means the girl has big boobs or a nice rack.

We can't forget the number "69".

You've got homework if you don't know what that is.

Check it out later.

Adios.

I've made a mistake with my wonderful rhymes.

I've told you lies about glory holes and the times.

A "glory hole" is more intense than you'd imagine.

A "glory hole" is usually in a bathroom stall where a man would stick his dick

in a hole in the wall.

Sometimes there's a mouth at the end of the hole,

sometimes there's an anus.

So the next time you're going to the toilet,

watch out for the hole.

For more infomation >> American Sex Slang: The SEX Alphabet with Ronnie - Duration: 7:06.

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The Rubik's Cube Metaphor - Duration: 2:16.

it was a sight to behold, but that ship has long since passed or at least it should've.

Why hasn't it?

I sat down and learned how to solve it in a weekend and I've been amazing people ever

since.

And it has also become a metaphor to me.

Just look at it for a moment, what do you see?

Basic shape, colors, nine squares on each side, what else?

I'll tell you what most people miss, the patterns.

It blows right over people's minds, because they don't know it's there.

Look at your life, what do you see?

It all boils down to pattern recognition and formulas.

You have to know what to look for before you can start solving it.

You don't want to toss yourself into a mess and just hope for the best.

You can only get so far.

Most people can intuitively get one side of it done, but they leave it as that, no questions

asked, "Here's your cube back."

Then they still sit there, in awe.

They never bother to learn the situation that surrounds the mess.

Every problem has a solution that requires a specific set of steps to make it work.

These can be learned.

They can be learned by trial and error or by training, either way they can be learned.

Unfortunately, life isn't as clean and mathematical as the cube.

It won't always wield same results every time, but there is always a pattern and a

logical solution.

Nothing happens to people just to happen to people, although, it may seem like it.

Sadly many people may treat their life like they treat the cube.

It's the mindset that counts.

The Rubik's Cube may be insignificant to learn on its own, but the meaning goes so

much deeper.

What's to say that people won't start slipping that mindset into situations that

they actually care about?

It may just be a cube, but the way I see it is that I can literally hold the answer to

many of life's problems.

For more infomation >> The Rubik's Cube Metaphor - Duration: 2:16.

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Constitutional Court holds second hearing in president's impeachment trial - Duration: 2:57.

The second hearing in President Park Geun-hye's impeachment trial is being held at Korea's

Constitutional Court, where the morning session just wrapped up.

The court heard the arguments set forth by the National Assembly's impeachment committee,

the plaintiff in this historic case, though, as expected, President Park was not in attendance.

That was followed by the president's lawyers as they laid out the defense.

We go to Kim Ji-yeon who is at the Constitutional Court for more details.

Ji-yeon, give us the latest.

In its opening statement, the National Assembly's impeachment committee laid out its case for

the impeachment of President Park.

The legal team said the president had failed to fulfill her duties as head of state and

violated the sovereignty of the people by giving her longtime confidante Choi Soon-sil

access to state documents... and by colluding with Choi to pressure private businesses to

make donations to two government-linked foundations -- both of which laid the foundation for Choi

to use her connection to the president for her own private gain.

The team also said the president infringed on the freedom of the press by reprimanding

local media outlets that reported on Choi and her inner circle.

The team added the president neglected her duty to protect citizens' lives by failing

to use the resources at her disposal to save lives during the Sewol-ho ferry disaster in

2014 that killed 304 people.

The team urged the Constitutional Court to uphold the law and prevent further losses

to the state from the president's vacancy... and show that no one is above the law, even

the president.

The president's lawyers refuted all the charges brought by the plaintiff... and called for

a fair and impartial trial based on a careful scrutiny of the evidence -- not suspicions.

The lawyers denied the allegation that the president pressed the National Pension Service

to support a merger between Samsung C&T and Cheil Industries.

It said the merger took place eight days before President Park had a one-on-one meeting with

Samsung Electronics' Vice President Lee Jae-yong.

The lawyers also said President Park did not know that Choi was involved with funneling

money through non-profit foundations including K-Sports and Mir Foundations.

Key witnesses that have been called to take the stand Thursday afternoon include former

presidential secretaries Lee Jae-man and Ahn Bong-geun... both of whom are accused of meddling

in state affairs in collaboration with Choi.

Two other witnesses -- Yoon Jeon-chu... and Lee Young-sun, have also been summoned.

Both Yoon and Lee assisted President Park at her residence... and allegedly acted as

private secretaries to Choi.

Back to you Mark.

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