Greetings Unstopables fans!
It's...
Unstopping time!
Join me, The Silver Shroud-
It's time for your favorite show, sweetie.
-Barbarian-
-and the rest of the Unstoppables team for another exciting Adventure.
Today's episode: Return of The Abominable Five!
But first... a few words from our friends at Nuka Cola.
What if there was a place with all the zip of Nuka-Cola?
Wouldn't that be the cheer-cheer-cheeriest place in all the world?
Where the river's made of Quantum, And the mountaintops are fizz
Vault 111?
You're-
You're that woman who's been looking all over the Commonwealth for your kid.
Never should have let Piper write that stupid article.
Now every raider psycho in the wasteland knows my business.
I'm not a raider.
Helen Tanner, New California Republic Rangers.
California?
Didn't that fall off into the ocean or something?
She's not the cyborg.
Ya don't say.
Brotherhood of Steel.
Thought you said you were with the California Commandos or something.
I'm not really with him.
He's more like a drunken uncle that follows me around and doesn't know when to shut up.
And you're like some lady I woke up next to in a Vegas hotel room, and don't know how
to get rid of.
When my team found you, you were wandering around the desert yapping at anyone in earshot.
If it weren't for me, you'd be sitting on a cactus stump outside of Novac, arguing with
No Bark Noonan about where Wannamingoes come from!
Before the war we had something called "Marriage counseling."
I'm guessing you don't have that in the future.
We're not-
The future?
You're that woman from Vault 111.
Piper.
Just got out of cryofreeze from the Back When times.
Yeah, yeah yeah, I'm the cave woman from the primitive Twenty First Century.
Love what ya done with the planet while I was asleep.
Now, why are you, Dorothy, and Toto trying to kill me?
We're chasing something more dangerous than all the raiders in Nuka World.
Me?
I'd love to stop and hear your story, Ma'am, but we're on our way to-
I'm the Overboss here, pal.
You don't go anywhere in my park unless I say you do.
*Dogmeat growls*
Well hello, handsome!
Did your dog just talk?
Talking cyberdogs became quite common in-
We're trying to keep an insane cybernetic monster from getting into the cloning labs
under Safari Adventure.
We thought you were him.
Now holster that freeze ray, and get out of our way before you have a theme park full
of homicidal clones who are all just as tough as you think you are, lady.
That cloning lab?
I shut it down last night.
You got through the security door?
Yeah, I used an old holotape to trick the voice identification.
Killed all those Gatorclaw clones too.
You can, like totally, head back to California now.
Did you reseal the door to the cloning facility on your way out?
I killed all the raiders and monsters in the park.
Didn't think I'd need to lock the door.
Why, what's the big deal about this thing you're chasing?
And finally, to see a valley filled with my enemies' heads mounted on spears.
A silent valley, except for the wind whistling through their ears.
What's on the menu?
Gatorclaws?
No.
Let's try something more lethal, and downright better-lookin' too.
ED-NA, rendezvous with us at the Safari Adventure, and bring the new guys.
*affirming beep*
ED-NA and the backup bots are coming.
The new ones aren't up to full capacity yet.
A little slower than I'd like.
So, this cyborg guy is an android body, with a brain cloned from some Folk Hero from out
West?
The Vault Dweller.
The most dangerous person who's ever lived.
I did just wipe out three entire raider gangs.
Then I ate a mirelurk queen for breakfast.
What'd your Vault Dweller cyborg do, shewt a man just fer snorin' too loud?
He murdered Saint Louis-
Is that a biblical metaphor or something?
He killed dozens of people back in California, then slaughtered his way across the country,
and up the East Coast.
Good people died.
Friends of ours died.
Some could be rebuilt, others...
I see.
*clears throat*
If he's in that cloning lab, we could split up.
I found a back entrance that leads in from the Safari.
Or we could rush the main entrance if we had the firepower.
Tell me about these robots of yours.
*friendly beep*
This is ED-NA, she's got plenty of firepower.
The other two were prototypes for a new attraction that Nuka World had in development before
the war.
Allow me to introduce...
The Unstoppabots!
Greetings Unstoppables fans!
It's Unstopping time!
I'm the – Loading.
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Silver Shroud!
Und I'm Grognak the Barbar barrbarrr barrrrrrrrrrrr...
Personality matrix corrupt.
Please contact Robco support and have your warranty information-
Error!
Cue line not found.
Initializing improvisation mode.
Hello children.
What are your names?
I am called Good Dog.
Rarff!
We'll have him at one hundred percent efficiency in...
Hello Good Dog and Rarrf.
I know a thing or two about robots.
And I think I speak this thing's language.
We could use- a little help.
A ha!
Greetings fellow crimefighter!
We meet again!
Egad!
It's- Loading.
Please wait-
RUN PERSONALITY ROBCO_PI_MATRIX_BOOT.RDC
Running...
Egad!
It's - my alternate universe counterpart from the parallel universe of Earth 122 where The
Silver Shroud is a woman.
I have not seen you since issue fifty six, "Meet the UnstoppaGirls".
Excelsior!
It's an honor to fight by your side again, old chum!
Is he gonna talk like that through the whole mission?
Indeed, my stalwart friend.
Justice has its own regional dialect!
And loyalty has a wet snout.
We'll have two teams. Let's split up.
We'll enter through the front.
The Shrouds will take the back.
Friend of mine calls that the "pincer attack".
Hold your fire until we're in position.
What if he already made a clone?
If he has a friend in there, they can cover both entrances.
Evil is ever myopic!
He will never see retribution lurking behind him!
My experience with clones is that they don't turn out as expected.
I did not like Gary.
Or the other Garies.
Gary?
Acquaintance of ours from down South, but that is a-
Let's get moving.
You always cut him off.
I don't even know this guy's name yet.
My name is-
-Princess twinkle panties.
Let's get in there now, or we'll end up fighting three or four copies of this guy.
Have I ever told you about a book called Frankenstein?
Very old story, and a bit long, but the point is that perfection doesn't happen on the first
try.
Bleargh ha ha huh?
Or the hundredth time.
Well, boys, how about we adjust the ratio of snails to puppy dog tails, and give it
another go?
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