Alright. Skooch in. How about we switch?
This chairs higher. But you're taller than me.
AUGUST: Nice.
Hey guys, it's Annika. Welcome to my channika.
[August moans]
NUT
ANNIKA: So today . . . AUGUST: TUN.
ANNIKA: What?
AUGUST: It says "TUN" when it's mirror image. See?
TUN.
Today we're gonna be giving the haters what they want,
and we're gonna be whitening our teeth.
So when we've done . . .
like, in all the videos that we've done together,
everybody's saying that our teeth are really yellow,
which, personally,
AUGUST: Eww.
I don't see, but . . .
AUGUST: F-- is this?
Is it supposed to be like that or is it old?
AUGUST: I dunno.
I think this is like a charcoal, maybe.
AUGUST: I'm not looking forward to this.
Yeah, this kind of looks like dirty b-- water,
does it not?
I wouldn't know what dirty b-- water looks like.
ANNIKA: What's a weed?
I'm a good Christian boy.
Not in my Christian suburbs.
So yeah. Everybody talks about how
yellow our teeth are.
Oh wait. No, there are two. Okay.
I'm sure one is for your top
and one is for your bottom,
but we're just gonna split it up like that.
Yeah. This is hot.
[mumbling] This is hot.
Okay.
So yeah. Everybody comments about
how our teeth are really f-ing yellow, and . . .
AUGUST: We're honestly destroyed about it.
ANNIKA: Yeah.
AUGUST: Like, it's really hurting our self-esteem.
ANNIKA: It hurts to be roasted, dude.
I don't like it.
NUT
Okay. What are we supposed to do?
"Nutrients revolutionary mouth trays
are designed with dental grade impression material."
AUGUST: Nice.
NUT
ANNIKA: Wait, what? "To use the trays, do the following:
Heat eight ounces of water to boiling temperature . . .
AUGUST: B--, I ain't pouring boiling water in my mouth.
ANNIKA: No. It's to disinfect it and make it flexible,
but I don't really care that much.
NUT
ANNIKA: "A small drop the size of a small bead
placed in each tooth."
A small drop of what? This?
AUGUST: Yeah.
"Whitening gel applications. The clear gel."
That ain't clear gel.
ANNIKA: No, this is not clear.
Is it old?
Neither is this.
Yeah. This is really not clear.
Wanna go to CVS and buy another one?
Yeah.
Hi, this is August, and get the f-- out of my Chaugust.
ANNIKA: Exactly.
We just got back from CVS,
NUT
and we got . . .
NUT NUT NUT
NUT
We got new whitening things.
And so, it says that we have to rinse our mouths
with something that they give us.
So we're gonna do that.
But we wanted to check in.
Show you our yellow teeth.
I personally don't think my teeth are that yellow.
I don't care what my teeth look like.
Yeah. But apparently, people feel personally victimized
by our teeth.
AUGUST: Personally dying.
No, people literally feel attacked about my eyebrows.
They'll comment, and be like,
"Your eyebrows are so uneven.
They're so small. They're so thin."
Like, people feel personally attacked by them,
and I don't get it.
Your eyebrows aren't even cousins.
NUT
NUT
I got my accelerator rinse.
I'm kind of nervous, because it's like,
do I just . . . it says rinse . . .
AUGUST: Chug, chug, chug.
AUGUST: Oh, sh--. You idiot.
Uhh. It's on my Vans. Unhhh.
Moist.
AUGUST: It's a little moist.
Okay.
AUGUST: Down the hatch, b--.
[spitting] I hate mint,
so that was really bad.
Nut.
AUGUST: That was nasty.
Now, it says, "Apply the whitening tray."
Using a mirror, apply the whitening tray
on upper teeth first, then lower,
pressing firmly for about 5 seconds,
and wear it for 25 minutes" ?!?!?!
B--!
This is what it looks like.
AUGUST: Oh, oh. It's bendy. It bends to your . . .
Nut. Hot.
Does it taste bad? Does it taste like something?
AUGUST: Uh-unh. It kind of feels like a retainer.
And it doesn't taste like anything?
AUGUST: No. It tastes like plastic.
Because I hate teeth whiteners that taste like mint.
Nut!
AUGUST: Now I'm like a rapper.
ANNIKA: Yeah. This is my f-ing grill.
Okay. 25 f-ing minutes.
What does this even do?
Does it have whitening sh-- in it?
AUGUST: Yeah.
AUGUST: TBH, the texture is a little unpleasant.
ANNIKA: It kind of tastes like . . .
ANNIKA: Wax. AUGUST: Plastic.
The wax that you use for your braces.
Oh yeah. Yeah. It's like the wax that you ...
I can't talk, dude.
I wonder if I can -- with this in.
ANNIKA: Oooh, it's like . . .
AUGUST: I nut a little.
25 minutes no --ing challenge.
My bottom one doesn't fit.
Should I just ditch it?
AUGUST: No.
AUGUST: Ewwww!
It's too moist!
Nut!
"Wake me up inside . . ."
Can't wake up.
Okay. So we have it in.
It kinda looks like someone - NUT -
in our mouth.
I don't really like the way that it tastes.
AUGUST: It tastes like nothing.
ANNIKA: It tastes like something.
AUGUST: It tastes like waxed plastic, kind of.
My bottom one won't fit.
You should squeeze it to your . . .
No. Well, now it's like . . .
You know when you get your wax wet,
it just won't bend anymore?
AUGUST: Oh.
TBH, it's kinda nasty.
NUT
So, yeah. I set the timer. 25 minutes.
We have 22 minutes left.
I guess we'll come back then.
Worth it!
Do it for the vlog.
August!
AUGUST: [groans] I don't wanna see that. Ever.
I can't do it. I can't do this.
AUGUST: Eww! Close your mouth. Stop talking!
Our time is up.
Are you . . . Wait. We have to do this again?
AUGUST: Sh--.
We are not doing this again.
AUGUST: I'm doing it again.
Are they whiter?
AUGUST: A little.
Literally, not at all.
I really don't want to do this again.
For 25 more minutes!
This is actually torture.
[moaning]
AUGUST: Down the hatch, b--!
AUGUST: I don't think you should be
washing your mouth out.
I know.
But I'm doing it.
I never really thought that my teeth were all that yellow.
I mean, like, kind of. But like . . .
Oh yeah. We're using the CVS one, by the way.
In case you were curious.
AUGUST: Mine's stuck.
ANNIKA: Is that for your top or for your bottom?
AUGUST: There we go.
Now we're done.
[AUGUST moans]
So we have to rinse.
AUGUST: Now we have to use the whitening rinse.
ANNIKA: Uh huh.
ANNIKA: Whitening rinse time!
Maybe I'll be done before f-ing Augsl-- is.
I won't be able to open it.
Okay. Whitening rinse.
AUGUST: We're done!
[August's girlfriend laughs]
ANNIKA: That wasn't 30 seconds.
That was awful.
AUGUST'S GIRLFRIEND: It's mint flavor.
How bad can that be?
AUGUST: It's spicy!
ANNIKA: Yeah, it is.
AUGUST: Am I allowed to rinse my mouth now?
ANNIKA: I did.
The last step was awful.
I think this entire process was kind of torturous.
But honestly. Anything for my haters.
So yeah. Thank you guys so much for watching.
Please comment, rate, subscribe, and keep on
hating!
Hi, this is August, and get the f-- out of my chaugust.
Hey, he did the thing. Ha ha.
ANNIKA: Ha ha. I do that.
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