Hey today we continue with a freshly hatched turtle Tiptup. Who is curses with being invaded non-stop.
But all that Tiptup wants to do , is go back to the ocean.
Tiptup is all alone and has no dropped items. But he's often pitted up against min maxed late game gear opponents.
Last time this turtle survived high wall invaders and beat Vordt. Let's see. What do we stumble upon today?
Heya Tiptup! welcome back from high wall. Damn, you've got a fat wallet!
What do you say we go and spend those souls get you some goodies get you some level ups
Alright, let's level you up
so
I feel like for you Tiptup
We're gonna need to give you lots of health because you are a turtle with a shell. You need to have some thick hide
So I think around level 22
There we go, 24 vigor should do.
Now it's time to hit up the old ha-... I mean handmaiden. What have you got for us today, old lady?
hmm
Let's buy the rest of these and we'll also get a talisman so we can have poise casts. I think that's all we need
So let's go to Andre and we're gonna upgrade our weapons
I think we're only going to upgrade to plus one
So that gives us a few things upgrade, that allows us to match with +2 and +0
which is pretty doot. We're not gonna get too many overleveled people and we hit up our chime
and we get our shield to
Give us one extra stability. I mean it's worth it in the long run. Don't worry Tiptup.
We won't get ran over by super-strong twinks, hopefully.
Everything's looking pretty good Oh, what's up Mr. Rat?
Yeah, I got some things I want to sell ya. would you like these Souls? high quantity high quality
Hmm, should I sell this straight sword?
Nah, I'll keep it just so I can use it for later cuz I know I'm gonna get past ten dexterity
hmm
There's nothing really worth it-
When did I pick THIS up?!
I'll definitely go to this guy's my uh
My +10 cuteness get ready to see the ultimate cuteness. Daaaymn Tiptup!
You're about to be the talk of the town
You're about to be the turtle people won't stop talking about. Just look just look at this cute turtle right here
Have you ever seen anything as cute?
Have you ever seen anything cuter than this cute turtle? With big eyes that nice that nice helmet just complements him
so damn well
little bit thick though
It's it's a match made in heaven Solairs gauntlets
You're a beautiful turtle Tiptup. You're a beautiful beautiful turtle. Mr. Rat over here has some pretty good stuff
So let's say I'll get about 20 of these Oh
Maybe 40 of these because you only get ten and I don't really mess with them
Some throwing knives because they do decent damage against early level NPCs
And we get some of these just in case we get I don't know what.. a Kirk?
Hmm should also grab a crossbow and I'd say around
40 bolts you don't really need many more than that. And I think we're done here off to the settlement
wot!
Is that another turtle, Tiptup? What do you think? You don't think it's a turtle? We just think it's a green Hulk man
All right, I believe it Tiptup. The lady did say just to hold up the banner
I guess we've got some kind of transport like a magical pixie horse
Don't worry Tiptup... something.... you hear something there, Tiptup? Oh!
No Tiptup, back up! we've got some demons! run, Tiptup, run
They're just friendly demons don't worry about them. They just look evil
Oh
wait Tiptup, wait! We forgot to infuse the mace raw!
We forgot to make the mace raw, we need to go back!
Tiptup and I are back in action.
Just a little recap
we are level 22 with +1 weapons which allows us to match with 1 to 24 in level and
+ 2 and + 0
In weapon matchmaking. these dogs are pretty easy to deal with especially with fire
They just get stunned and roll on their back and get little belly scratches
What's wrong Tiptup
You've stumbled across Turtles that have given up on their journey to the ocean. you hear one talking? Which one is it?
You found him.
Can't believe one's alive. He hasn't fully given up yet!
Then it's true. What's the true?
Ha ha! Champion Tiptup!
Whatever dude
Yep. Ok. Yeah, we get it you are a sorcerer. We're a cleric so kind of not my kind of turtle
But anyway, he said he's gonna help us. Let's accept his help
Just collect Loretta's bone for Greirat and then we MLG snipe these guys... what?
Haha, how did I miss the boxes? Will get him here though cuz he's hella slow. boom
His reaction is hella delayed, he just goes ahhhh dramatically seconds later. Repair powder is always handy.
This little drop you can drop down here if you angle it, right
But you can also run up the cliffside and get up here, too
It's a nice little chill spot to hang up there
And we'll get some healies and then go make our way to the mound makers
This area is pretty rough on the way to the mound makers, but we have a poise mace and we also have a crossbow
Daamn that headshot damage, so damn strong. So just up here. We run into our big friendly red and
We're just climb into the cage and they take us to the mound to makers
It's it's a weird experience but we're also gonna grab the fire fire gem.. no... fire ring here.
Gotta time this right.
Aww yiss.
Let me inside that cage
You alright, Tiptup? Looks like you had a pretty big fall there.
Rest in peace big red giant.
Is.. Is that another turtle? Do they have turtles down here?
It's the mad king himself Dodrick. What's up, man?
Nothing much
Did he insult us? Are you a hollow there, tiptup? Do you want that warmth? Oh
Oh you do want that warmth, Tiptup.
Interesting, so we have to collect 30 shackles on our journey. Damn it Tiptup.
Fire bombs please. Just just hit the barrels. Come on. firebombs, please. Ah
Yes
Oh, we got invaded!
No what Oh
Dino it's interesting name. What cut? Oh, here comes here it comes. Get up the wall. Get up the wall
There we go.
He waved. Hey, you Dino
What kind of invader are you? Oh very impressed by my skills. Do you like my
360 heal?
He's looking at it. He's like I can climb that wall
Come up here, Dino you can do it man
Dino prepares for the biggest run-up of his life
What and you actually got up here? Awesome stuff, Dino?
He's like, yeah, I did pretty good. All right, follow me Dino. I'll show you this other jump spot.
This one's really fun as well
So this one's a little bit more tricky
But you want to get yourself edged in the corner and as you're halfway up then you jump like when you see your character jolt
up
Can hear him doing it. Hey Dino
You can do it man, I
Believe in you, you can do this jump you nearly got this man. Well, he's getting naked
He's like I gotta strip off these training weights
You got this Dino I believe in ya
Dino, stop 1v1ing the rock.
You got this man.
On PC I hosted here at low SL.
fight clubs with a friend
So they'll put on way of the blue andwere summoning in blues and it'll be blues verse reds and we'll just watch
And every now and then would show people this jump and they always had a blast
And it kind of raised the mood moved to level and would run into familiar faces. It was a lot of fun
Yeah, you got this dino what
Dont black crystal, his spirit was broken by the jump. He was close
But not close enough
Area's being pretty fun. So far people have been lovely. Let's see what else we can run into
bombs away
He's got us pinned down with the explody bolts, his areal assault is too strong but luckily I have this tree support.
Yeah
he's also got the
Disappearing ring this guy's defs twinked out
Explody bolts you get in the archives.
That was kind of close yes
How'd you like that
No health. No Estus. I
Think this is it for us, Tiptup.
We're gonna have to yolo with this force
Please also go pocket poise
And he's got a straight sword. This is gonna be rough
All right, if I drop down here, I think I can force him off when he falls
No tiptup
What! he also tried to poop on me
This invader!
Alright tiptup. Let's try and get him again.
Here we go
gedduguuh
Does he see me?
What are you planning to do a Tiptup? Ohno Tiptup this is too cheeky!
Haha, he didnt fall for it.
Shit. Hey, man, what's yeah...I'm sorry about the explosions by the way. Can we do this jump?
Yes.
It was close you got this man. Oh
Shit. He actually got up here
Poise n r1s
Oh
I'll go for a parry now, cuz after that trade
Yoshi egg on spot, no, didn't work. I try and go for an estus punish. Yes. He got blocked by the wagon.
I'll try and stay on his toes and get another one.
Alright he's walking. The latency is pretty good
So he can't walk away properly
If I hit him from the angles.
Nother the Yoshi egg and he locked on this time! nice! which are easier to punish in my opinion than the walk away heals.
Nah he didn't fall for it.
I'll try to get a guard break.
roll backstab, yeah, no! He was able to walk out" but he has no Estus, but he's also a strong build cuz of his health
So he knows how to make a build, he is probably just not that experienced.
That's gonna suck
GG's homie. It's always good to see non twink invaders as well. Was a fun one.
Tiptup liked it too. This guy has a fire weapon
What I'm alive. Oh
Yeah, he is also alive.
Getting some healies while he practices his jump skills? All right. Let me come down there with you. What's up Oh
Setup, there we go
Oh, he's still alive, but does he have estus? Hmm? Oh
Yeah, he's got a... How did I mess up my stabby? what I really like about this chest piece is that it looks like you're pulling
the shield Oh
Looks like you're pulling the shield out of the shell. It sounds like you just use your shell to parry them.
ggs homie
There's lots of fun fights
Buddy
Oh shit, it's a strong twink,he's kind of chill though. Give him a bit of a kicking!
And he has twink health he has about fifteen to sixteen hundred health at level 22
Or just a little bit above or below which is a rough
This is a really strong twink and I think he's Japanese too. you'll rarely see these twinks you see them a lot more often on PC.
Okay, he doesn't know I can backstab him
Yeah, there we go he doesn't know my playstyle so he's just testing me
You'll see these players mostly on PC. It's very rare. You'll see the Lorian ultra great sword
on
Ps4. It's primarily a PC thing. Like PC twinks area pretty damn strong Oh interesting Oh,
Well, damn he didn't try and hmm, I wonder if he knows the ways of the fish, he definitely knows how to avoid them
And he isn't giving me too much information. I messed that up
He's pretty damn strong. I'm just gonna say that much and he also rolls and he's a Japanese player
Which means there is latency it's not too bad but there's definitely some there
And he
is actually really he plays really damn well like pretty unpredictable and
he rolls a decent amount too
this
This is gonna be rough
well
Yep, and he's smart too. He knows when to swing and when not to swing
He's a very experienced vet and you can kind of tell people are vets when they kind of chill at the start there I
Don't want to get in. I don't want to get put in a combo with this. This is gonna really hurt Oh
Surprised I didn't get that backstab. Oh
Okay, yeah this guy this guy has some cards hidden I didn't think you'd go for a third swing
He actually gambled his roll there for a third swing
As long as I kind of roll
His roll attacks. We're good
well
I'm gonna try and punish at the next chance. My estus sucks tho. Oh, so that's what what what the hell?
Was that me or him? that was me cuz I get thrown back to the menu
Darksouls, please. Oh
He's back
I'm gonna go and say sorry
Hey, man, I'm really sorry. I don't know what happened Internet just shut itself or something
What wait why you giving me a point down?
Didn't mean to I'm clearly back in the game
I didn't rest in the bonfire half my..., and he black crystals, I guess I mean
Like he probably thinks I disconnected it's whatever. Crap happens.
Got invaded by someone called "rest in peace noob", he's coming straight at me he pulled out a dagger too
but I don't think he can counter pivot I
Think that was a ghru dagger. So he's trying to poison me! back to the dragonslayer's axe. He's serious
Trying all the baits. He's trying to poison, trying to parry
He's got the axe can I punish his heal with the back now? I can't he's so far away. I can't punch that back
I mean that heal.
Well, yeah. Yeah. Okay so I can kind of pivot him pretty easily. Oh
but I'm messing up my timing and
This is a bit of latency. I don't know where he's from
maybe maybe America I
Can end it with three back stabs. Oh so that's good
I'm surprised it didn't land
So damn close, was off. Whats he up to?. Oh, he went to black crystal!
Dam cheeky "rest in peace noob" thinks he's too good to lose to a little old turtle like me.
You're really gonna black crystal on me.?You're really gonna do that to me. He thinks he's above me
damn twinks
Come back here you slippery snake. Yes
Come on fight me
Just turn around and fight me
What yeah cat ring is way too damn strong
Can get away without taking damage from drops.
Fat ladies are pretty easy to deal with
You could often backstab them, even when they do attack youcan just reaction roll their r1s.
out damn those mix-ups the double-book it always gets me
Even though I messed that up,
As long as I position and like just relax. I can just roll vs them or you can reaction parry them
They're not too hard to deal with and if you have decent bleed... are you serious? My dude?
You don't look like a pot. All right
And stop breaking my pots get out of here
There's a nice little jump here. you just run up and jump off this gray rock here and up here
The hodrick can't get you here, always invades here
I'm gonna quickly change my armor to kind of blend in to these shrubs
Because there's an invader running around and he is not actually fighting me
He's just trying to do some weird stuff
Hey, hodrick. What's up? Man? Oh
Oh no. Hodrick and the big red guy gave me away.
Look at this cheekta. You guys are ready to get a donkin
He tryin to shoot me.
All right, I should be able to de aggro those other guys while I chase... get back here you little cheeky head!
Come here. You little twink. Well, oh
You didn't roll
Ggs homie. Greatbow s kind of rough at a distance at least
Hodrick and the big red guy are pretty hard to do. They are together on the ground
But the good old donks the strat from up on the rock is BAE
Makes light work of them now. I'm gonna donk you Hodrick!
Get donked
Let me just get out my shield so I can get some parries
So weapon art is pretty easy to parry on Hodrick
But I mean you could just easily donk until he's ded or you could use the dagger.
Damn it Hodrick.
okay, so this is good you can kind of get him in a cycle of healing and as long as he doesn't parry you and
You wait for his Estus to come out. You can actually stop him from healing and just finish him.
So we wait for him to pull out his estus, and spam, ezpz.
It's easy peasy Hodrick, or you can wait for him to pop a warmth and use it. All right off to the cemetery
With the big bow guy. It's pretty interesting
So he targets you and the enemies and the mace is good because I can pop poise
so the arrow doesn't stun me and
I always do it here just in case I get smacked by an arrow and shot down there
Right now here's an interesting thing these trees up here you can hide behind them. And de aggro Gough.
I don't know this Archer guy's name
But the big giant with the bow if you hide behind a tree here with the aggro after a while
Which means he'll deal with the enemies of the area for you and you can just chill out and relax
Also, the tree spots are really good spot for invaders
Most of them won't know that he de aggros when you hide behind trees you can also use it as a setup and hide there
So if an invader comes around a pass, he's gonna get shot with the bow
But if you're not in the area Gough won't shoot the bow
so it can be an interesting troll if you want to do that -
time to beat the curse great wood
So it's kind of straightforward, but I think the best way to go into it is with confidence
I feel like any Dark Souls boss
If you lack confidence
You're probably gonna eat a shit ton of attacks and like if confidence comes when you lose a bunch of health
So let's understand it. Well, especially for your players -
ones that aren't used to the Dark Souls mechanics now after I killed this guy, he's gonna go
well
my friend is gone. and I always go for the main big sack first because I
Can normally get the other two sacks after I do this one and now they suddenly need just one charge after
and
This one I believe - no, it's one here. I guess the raw mace you're stronger than I thought. Oh
Wait little guy. Yeah, I'm gonna miss the hand. No, I don't know if I eat it there
That guy got stomped. Tiptup, no!
I'm just joking turtles.
There's gravity cheats on this map
Yes now trying to get the back one
the back ones really awkward for me to get
For some reason sometimes doesn't work with some weapons. Ah, damn it
That's good damage, and I don't have strong Estus
One more maybe yes. Alright now, I'm gonna try and go for the main sack after I grab this leg piece
There's another one on the top of his head, but I don't think it's worth going for
Because it's just awkward to shoot with a crossbow
Surprised that hit, come on. don't get grabbed on to get grabbed gonna grab. Yes time to hit him with the otter. Ah,
Yes, another boss did awesome stuff Tiptup, we finally did it
What's up, you wanna tell me something? come over here and tell me.
What you kind of worried about the forest? don't worry. We're all getting invaded by three
Invaders next time it's not a big deal. Don't worry about it. It's nothing. It's only... The SWAMP.
Anyway guys, hope you enjoyed it and let me know what you think about this episode
Take it easy everyone and have a good day
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