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Liverpool transfer news: Reds boss Jurgen Klopp reiterates club's stance that Philippe Coutinho is not for sale

JURGEN KLOPP has reiterated Liverpools desire to keep Philippe Coutinho at the club amid Barcelonas strong interest. The 25-year-old has been the subject of three bids from the Catalan club, which the Reds have knocked back immediately.

Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp insists the Reds will not sell Philippe Coutinho this window.

The 25-year-old Brazilian is a transfer target for Barcelona, who have had three offers rejected for his services. Speaking after the 4-0 drubbing against Arsenal at Anfield, the former Borussia Dortmund boss revealed his Brazilian playmaker is not for sale.

He told Sky Sports: It is not about confidence in this situation, it is about what the owners have said. That is the situation.

There is no problem like this. You can imagine, if he had been a part of this game it probably would not have been worse huh?. Today we had 11 outstanding individual performances.

Coutinho has already handed in a transfer request in a bid to force through a move to the Nou Camp.

Barca have recently brought in Dortmund winger Ousmane Dembele in for a whopping £138million – the second highest ever transfer ever after Neymars £198m switch to Paris Saint-Germain.

Philippe Coutinho has handed in a transfer request at Anfield to force through a move to the Nou Camp.

The former Inter Milan star has been at the Premier League club since 2013. However despite the major acquisition, the Copa del Rey champions are still hoping to lure the ex-Inter Milan midfielder to Spain.

SunSport understands Ervnesto Valverde is lining up a fourth offer for his services – a whopping £136m bid to test Liverpools resolve over their prized asset.

Klopp wasnt interested in talking about Coutinhos future in his post-match interview, and instead lauded his side after thrashing the Gunners.

Jurgen Klopp reacts during the 4-0 annihilation against Arsenal.   Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp admits he would welcome back Philippe Coutinho after Barcelona transfer saga.

For more infomation >> Liverpool transfer news: Boss J.Klopp reiterates club's stance that P.Coutinho is not for sale - Duration: 3:01.

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Jon, Daenerys & Cersei Meeting 1/3 - Game of Thrones Season 7 Ep 7 The Dragon and the Wolf - Duration: 9:15.

Come on, Pod.

Let's you and me go have a drink

while the fancy folks talk, eh?

I left this shit city

because I didn't want to die in it.

Am I going to die in this shit city?

You might.

And this is all your idea.

Seems every bad idea has some Lannister cunt behind it.

And some Clegane cunt to help them see it through.

( footsteps approach )

Remember me?

Yeah, you do.

You're even fucking uglier than I am now.

What did they do to you?

Doesn't matter.

That's not how it ends for you, brother.

You know who's coming for you.

You've always known.

Where is she?

She'll be here soon.

Didn't travel with you?

No.

( dragons screeching )

- ( screeching ) - ( wings flapping )

( roaring )

( roaring )

We've been here for some time.

My apologies.

We are all facing a unique--

Euron: Theon!

I have your sister.

If you don't submit to me here, now...

I'll kill her.

I think we ought to begin with larger concerns.

Then why are you talking?

You're the smallest concern here.

Do you remember when we discussed dwarf jokes?

His wasn't even good.

He explained it at the end.

Never explain. It always ruins it.

We don't even let your kind live

in the Iron Islands, you know?

We kill you at birth.

An act of mercy for the parents.

Perhaps you ought to sit down.

Why?

Sit down or leave.

( laughing )

We are a group of people who do not like one another,

as this recent demonstration has shown.

We have suffered at each other's hands.

We have lost people we love at each other's hands.

If all we wanted was more of the same,

there would be no need for this gathering.

We are entirely capable of waging war against each other

without meeting face-to-face.

So instead, we should settle our differences

and live together in harmony for the rest of our days?

We all know that will never happen.

Then why are we here?

This isn't about living in harmony.

It's just about living.

The same thing is coming for all of us.

A general you can't negotiate with.

An army that doesn't leave corpses behind on the battlefield.

Lord Tyrion tells me a million people live in this city.

They're about to become a million more soldiers in the Army of the Dead.

I imagine for most of them it would be an improvement.

This is serious.

I wouldn't be here if it weren't.

I don't think it's serious at all.

I think it's another bad joke.

If my brother Jaime has informed me correctly,

you're asking me for a truce.

Yes. That's all.

That's all?

Pull back my armies and stand down

while you go on your monster hunt.

Or while you solidify and expand your position.

Hard for me to know which it is with my armies pulled back

until you return and march on my capital with four times the men.

Your capital will be safe until the northern threat is dealt with.

You have my word.

The word of a would-be usurper.

There is no conversation

that will erase the last 50 years.

We have something to show you.

( chains rattling )

( box thuds )

For more infomation >> Jon, Daenerys & Cersei Meeting 1/3 - Game of Thrones Season 7 Ep 7 The Dragon and the Wolf - Duration: 9:15.

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완전무서움! 프레디의 피자가게 공포룰렛 게임 5 NIGHTS AT FREDY'S SCARY GAME![Tiger Toy TV] 타이거 토이 TV - Duration: 18:35.

2 for me!

carefully...

Oh my gosh! How scary!

One yellow!

2nd yellow token!

daddy, your turn!

2 yellows

Too fast! Totally unexpected!

Hello everyone!

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to...... 5 nights at Freddy's4

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Liverpool 4 Arsenal 0: Reds smash terrible Gunners on way to simple win - Duration: 10:41.

Liverpool 4 Arsenal 0: R.Firmino, S.Mane, M.Salah and D.Sturridge score as Reds smash terrible Gunners on way to simple win

LIVERPOOL completed a hat-trick of victories over Arsenal for the first time in 19 years as they took full advantage of a simply woeful performance from the gruesome Gunners.

The home team's electric front three of Roberto Firmino, Sadio Mane and Mo Salah all found the net as Liverpool threatened to run riot.   Liverpool 4-0 Arsenal: Firmino, Mane, Salah and Sturridge score as Reds smash terrible Gunners.

Sadio Mane celebrates after helping Liverpool humiliate Arsenal at Anfield.

Arsenal star Alexis Sanchez reacts after Liverpool scored the third goal of a humbling 4-0 defeat.

Liverpool do not need any encouragement to take the fight to the opposition at Anfield, and their speed and movement were simply too much for Arsenal to cope with.

But despite completing the double over the Londoners last season they must have been amazed at how much time and space Arsenal allowed them.

The Gunners were lucky to beat Leicester in their opening game, and squandered a glut of possession when they lost to Stoke. But this is the performance that will really set the alarm bells ringing.

Their midfield quartet of Aaron Ramsey, Mesut Ozil, Granit Xhaka and Hector Bellerin were even more guilty of ball-watching than their back three.

The Arsenal fans predictably turned on manager Arsene Wenger, who sprang a surprise by leaving out £52million man Alexandre Lacazette to accommodate the return of fit-again Alexis Sanchez.

Roberto Firmino broke the deadlock and was unmarked to head in from close range.

Arsene Wenger reacts after seeing his team concede a poor first goal.

Jurgen Klopp was delighted after Liverpool scored their second goal. The unsettled Chilean barely got a look-in as Firmino started the rout with his fourth goal in his last four appearances against Arsenal.

He glided the ball home with a stooping header after Xhaka surrendered possession in a dangerous area, and Mane made it 2-0 before half time with a curling shot that gave Petr Cech no chance.

Wenger tried to change things round at half time by replacing Ramsey with Francis Coquelin, and switching to an orthodox back four.

But it did little to stem the attacking flow, and Liverpool deservedly added to their tally when Salah robbed Bellerin and ran the length of the pitch before slipping the ball past Cech.

  Arsene Wenger in awkward Arsenal post match press conference after shocking 4-0 Liverpool loss.

Arsenal record signing Alexandre Lacazette was DROPPED by Arsene Wenger.

Lacazettes replacement, Danny Welbeck, missed an excellent early chance.

Mo Salah should have had an early goal but was saved at point-blank range from Petr Cech.

Roberto Firmino was unmarked and scored soon after.

Sadio Mane scored again after cutting inside Rob Holding and firing into the far corner.

Mane now has three goals in three Premier League matches this season.

Aaron Ramsey (right) was hauled off at half-time after a terrible performance.

Mohamed Salah scored the third after all of Arsenals players were caught upfield from a corner.

Arsene Wenger cut a furious figure on the sideline.

Alexis Sanchez waves at the Arsenal fans after he was subbed off in the second-half.

Liverpool players mob Salah after his breakaway goal.

Daniel Sturridge climbed off the bench to score the fourth goal at Anfield.

It was the strikers 99th goal of his career. INTERACTIVE STATS - CLICK on the categories to find out how the teams fared. INTERACTIVE LINE-UPS - CLICK on the players number below to see their stats.

FACTS, STATS, GOALS & LOLS. This is the first time Liverpool have won three matches in a row against Arsenal since May 1998 - they won four in a row before that streak ended. Arsenals struggles on the road continued.

The Gunners have not won a game away from home against a team that finished in the top six the previous season in more than TWO YEARS.

Their last victory came in January 2015, a 2-0 win at Manchester City, a run that has seen them lose eight and draw five of those matches. Liverpool have proved to be Petr Cechs biggest bogey team.

He has now conceded 28 goals against the Reds, more than any other side - Manchester United are second with 26. Sadio Mane and Roberto Firminos stunning form against Arsenal continues.

Mane has contributed six goals (four goals, two assists) in his last six starts against the Gunners and Firmino has four goals in five matches against them.

It only took three matches for the #WengerOut brigade to return, as angry as ever. Fans on social media were fuming at Wengers team selection ahead of kick-off and it wont have got any better after such an embarrassing defeat.

Mohamed Salah now has as many goals for Liverpool, three, in four matches for the club as he got for Chelsea.

Salah was on the books at the Blues for 29 months, although he spent more time out on loan than he did in West London. Daniel Sturridge climbed off the bench to score his 99th career goal.

Such a humiliating defeat should be enough to spark Wenger into the kind of spending spree he went on after the Gunners were smashed 8-2 at Old Trafford in 2011.

Trouble is, the transfer window closes at 11pm on Thursday night. Wenger again started with the 3-4-3 formation that served the team well at the end of last season and helped the Gunners win the FA Cup.

But Arsenal do not have the players to pull it off. Laurent Koscielny is a very good centre-back but not a commanding one. Hector Bellerin is not a left wing-back. Aaron Ramsey and Granit Xhaka offer ZERO protection to their defenders.

Mesut Ozils complete lack of interest in working back means the Gunners are always light on one flank. Danny Welbeck cant hold the ball up. it didnt work at all.

Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson: I thought we did very well. I always thought we were pretty solid, we defended well as a team, put them in areas we wanted them to be. And we devestated on the break.

I felt as though we controlled the game everywhere really, delighted with the lads, they were brilliant, we worked ever so hard and got our just rewards.

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger: I would say, of course, it was shocking. Our performance was absolutely disastrous. If you [can] find a manager who is happy after a performance like that - I wish you good luck.

Liverpool: Karius 6, Gomez 8, Lovren 6, Matip 7, Moreno 7, Henderson 7, Can 8, Wijnaldum 8, Salah 9, Mane 7 (Sturridge 74, 7), Firmino 8 (Milner 80, 6). Subs not used: Ward, Klavan, Alexander-Arnold, Grujic, Solanke. Goals: Firmino, Mane, Salah, Sturridge.

Arsenal: Cech 7, Holding 5, Koscielny 6, Monreal 5, Bellerin 4, Ramsey 6 (Coquelin 45, 5), Xhaka 5, Oxlade-Chamberlain 6 (Lacazette 62, 6), Ozil 5, Sanchez 6 (Giroud 62, 6), Welbeck 6. Subs not used: Ospina, Mustafi, Kolasinac, Walcott.

Booked: Welbeckl, Ozil, Xhaka, Holding. Star man: Mo Salah. Weekend Round-Up: Watch the best Premier League action from the Saturday and Sunday.

For more infomation >> Liverpool 4 Arsenal 0: Reds smash terrible Gunners on way to simple win - Duration: 10:41.

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Police Investigate Knifeman Outside Buckingham Palace - Duration: 0:24.

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SPEED GANG - I MISS YOUR NAME SHOWING UP IN MY PHONE (Lyrics & Subtitles) #SpeedGangTakingover - Duration: 2:14.

A thousand moons that i would give to you Id let the whispers of your voice full up the night An id reach for you but you'd go fading fast Just like a silhouette blown away on a cold winter night

An i never throught id be here hurting Pop another pill yeah i think i popped 30 i gotta let go yeah i gotta move on I Gotta Let Go Yeah I Gotta Move On

Can't you hear the voices in the dark I need ya here don't you love me no more An i miss your name showing up in my phone Why'd you leave me here to die alone Please don't leave baby don't go Doing lots of drugs cocaine in my nose Numbing all the pain ima die slow An i miss your name showing up in my phone

Miss your name showing up in my phone Baby need you here tell me where'd you go Miss your name showing up in my phone Need you here baby where'd you go

Yeah i jumped off the train just to ease the pain An the bitches hit my line but its never the same I tried to flow with the changes But you not a change You were my all baby my all

An every tv show and every movie i watch Every song that plays and every album i drop I hope you know that i hate your guts Fuck you hoe i hope you die alone little bitch

Can't you hear the voices in the dark I need ya here don't you love me no more An i miss your name showing up in my phone Why'd you leave me here to die alone Please don't leave baby don't go Doing lots of drugs cocaine in my nose Numbing all the pain ima die slow An i miss your name showing up in my phone

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Liverpool 4 Arsenal 0: Reds smash terrible Gunners on way to simple win - Duration: 10:41.

Liverpool 4 Arsenal 0: R.Firmino, S.Mane, M.Salah and D.Sturridge score as Reds smash terrible Gunners on way to simple win

LIVERPOOL completed a hat-trick of victories over Arsenal for the first time in 19 years as they took full advantage of a simply woeful performance from the gruesome Gunners.

The home team's electric front three of Roberto Firmino, Sadio Mane and Mo Salah all found the net as Liverpool threatened to run riot.   Liverpool 4-0 Arsenal: Firmino, Mane, Salah and Sturridge score as Reds smash terrible Gunners.

Sadio Mane celebrates after helping Liverpool humiliate Arsenal at Anfield.

Arsenal star Alexis Sanchez reacts after Liverpool scored the third goal of a humbling 4-0 defeat.

Liverpool do not need any encouragement to take the fight to the opposition at Anfield, and their speed and movement were simply too much for Arsenal to cope with.

But despite completing the double over the Londoners last season they must have been amazed at how much time and space Arsenal allowed them.

The Gunners were lucky to beat Leicester in their opening game, and squandered a glut of possession when they lost to Stoke. But this is the performance that will really set the alarm bells ringing.

Their midfield quartet of Aaron Ramsey, Mesut Ozil, Granit Xhaka and Hector Bellerin were even more guilty of ball-watching than their back three.

The Arsenal fans predictably turned on manager Arsene Wenger, who sprang a surprise by leaving out £52million man Alexandre Lacazette to accommodate the return of fit-again Alexis Sanchez.

Roberto Firmino broke the deadlock and was unmarked to head in from close range.

Arsene Wenger reacts after seeing his team concede a poor first goal.

Jurgen Klopp was delighted after Liverpool scored their second goal. The unsettled Chilean barely got a look-in as Firmino started the rout with his fourth goal in his last four appearances against Arsenal.

He glided the ball home with a stooping header after Xhaka surrendered possession in a dangerous area, and Mane made it 2-0 before half time with a curling shot that gave Petr Cech no chance.

Wenger tried to change things round at half time by replacing Ramsey with Francis Coquelin, and switching to an orthodox back four.

But it did little to stem the attacking flow, and Liverpool deservedly added to their tally when Salah robbed Bellerin and ran the length of the pitch before slipping the ball past Cech.

  Arsene Wenger in awkward Arsenal post match press conference after shocking 4-0 Liverpool loss.

Arsenal record signing Alexandre Lacazette was DROPPED by Arsene Wenger.

Lacazettes replacement, Danny Welbeck, missed an excellent early chance.

Mo Salah should have had an early goal but was saved at point-blank range from Petr Cech.

Roberto Firmino was unmarked and scored soon after.

Sadio Mane scored again after cutting inside Rob Holding and firing into the far corner.

Mane now has three goals in three Premier League matches this season.

Aaron Ramsey (right) was hauled off at half-time after a terrible performance.

Mohamed Salah scored the third after all of Arsenals players were caught upfield from a corner.

Arsene Wenger cut a furious figure on the sideline.

Alexis Sanchez waves at the Arsenal fans after he was subbed off in the second-half.

Liverpool players mob Salah after his breakaway goal.

Daniel Sturridge climbed off the bench to score the fourth goal at Anfield.

It was the strikers 99th goal of his career. INTERACTIVE STATS - CLICK on the categories to find out how the teams fared. INTERACTIVE LINE-UPS - CLICK on the players number below to see their stats.

FACTS, STATS, GOALS & LOLS. This is the first time Liverpool have won three matches in a row against Arsenal since May 1998 - they won four in a row before that streak ended. Arsenals struggles on the road continued.

The Gunners have not won a game away from home against a team that finished in the top six the previous season in more than TWO YEARS.

Their last victory came in January 2015, a 2-0 win at Manchester City, a run that has seen them lose eight and draw five of those matches. Liverpool have proved to be Petr Cechs biggest bogey team.

He has now conceded 28 goals against the Reds, more than any other side - Manchester United are second with 26. Sadio Mane and Roberto Firminos stunning form against Arsenal continues.

Mane has contributed six goals (four goals, two assists) in his last six starts against the Gunners and Firmino has four goals in five matches against them.

It only took three matches for the #WengerOut brigade to return, as angry as ever. Fans on social media were fuming at Wengers team selection ahead of kick-off and it wont have got any better after such an embarrassing defeat.

Mohamed Salah now has as many goals for Liverpool, three, in four matches for the club as he got for Chelsea.

Salah was on the books at the Blues for 29 months, although he spent more time out on loan than he did in West London. Daniel Sturridge climbed off the bench to score his 99th career goal.

Such a humiliating defeat should be enough to spark Wenger into the kind of spending spree he went on after the Gunners were smashed 8-2 at Old Trafford in 2011.

Trouble is, the transfer window closes at 11pm on Thursday night. Wenger again started with the 3-4-3 formation that served the team well at the end of last season and helped the Gunners win the FA Cup.

But Arsenal do not have the players to pull it off. Laurent Koscielny is a very good centre-back but not a commanding one. Hector Bellerin is not a left wing-back. Aaron Ramsey and Granit Xhaka offer ZERO protection to their defenders.

Mesut Ozils complete lack of interest in working back means the Gunners are always light on one flank. Danny Welbeck cant hold the ball up. it didnt work at all.

Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson: I thought we did very well. I always thought we were pretty solid, we defended well as a team, put them in areas we wanted them to be. And we devestated on the break.

I felt as though we controlled the game everywhere really, delighted with the lads, they were brilliant, we worked ever so hard and got our just rewards.

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger: I would say, of course, it was shocking. Our performance was absolutely disastrous. If you [can] find a manager who is happy after a performance like that - I wish you good luck.

Liverpool: Karius 6, Gomez 8, Lovren 6, Matip 7, Moreno 7, Henderson 7, Can 8, Wijnaldum 8, Salah 9, Mane 7 (Sturridge 74, 7), Firmino 8 (Milner 80, 6). Subs not used: Ward, Klavan, Alexander-Arnold, Grujic, Solanke. Goals: Firmino, Mane, Salah, Sturridge.

Arsenal: Cech 7, Holding 5, Koscielny 6, Monreal 5, Bellerin 4, Ramsey 6 (Coquelin 45, 5), Xhaka 5, Oxlade-Chamberlain 6 (Lacazette 62, 6), Ozil 5, Sanchez 6 (Giroud 62, 6), Welbeck 6. Subs not used: Ospina, Mustafi, Kolasinac, Walcott.

Booked: Welbeckl, Ozil, Xhaka, Holding. Star man: Mo Salah. Weekend Round-Up: Watch the best Premier League action from the Saturday and Sunday.

For more infomation >> Liverpool 4 Arsenal 0: Reds smash terrible Gunners on way to simple win - Duration: 10:41.

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#Weekly Booster Ep. 15 - Comment Vaincre La Routine ? - Duration: 9:19.

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완전무서움! 프레디의 피자가게 공포룰렛 게임 5 NIGHTS AT FREDY'S SCARY GAME![Tiger Toy TV] 타이거 토이 TV - Duration: 18:35.

2 for me!

carefully...

Oh my gosh! How scary!

One yellow!

2nd yellow token!

daddy, your turn!

2 yellows

Too fast! Totally unexpected!

Hello everyone!

we're gonna introduce you

to...... 5 nights at Freddy's4

this looks scary yet fun

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Unepic Adventures for the Sega Game Gear: AX BATTLER Review - An Unfortunate Assplosion - Duration: 5:12.

If I were a more famous YouTube personality this review would probably go something like

this: "Ax Battler?!

More like Ass Battler!"

But I'm not James Rolfe (or even a good impersonator) so I should probably elaborate

on what exactly makes Ax Battler complete and utter garbage.

Where do I even begin?

The fact that the titular "Ax" Battler carries a sword?

Nah.

Ooo!

How about the encounter rate!?

Some portions of the over world are more grievous offenders than others – the desert area

in particular would spawn a new battle every other step.

This would be infuriating in any other RPG but it's made worse by the fact that grinding

in Ax Battler is absolutely pointless.

You don't gain stats or even levels.

If you can defeat the enemy you'll gain a few magic vases – which double as both

money and MP.

But if the enemy hits you – once – it's battle over.

In my personal experience I lose way more often than I win (seriously these jumping

skeletons are total dicks).

So what effectually happens is I slug my way to the dungeon with half health.

Thanks game.

Not like this shit wasn't hard enough already.

Appreciate the fucking support.

Cock-anyway…

The dungeons are the real meat of the gameplay; these side scrolling platform areas would

be fun if it weren't for the game's awful hit detection, mud controls, and limited field

of view.

Like most platformers on the Game Gear, Ax Battler suffers from an abundance of off screen

hazards and leaps of guessing.

It takes much trial and error before you'll memorize where to jump and when to attack

and thanks to your minimal health supply you'll die often and be forced to trek back across

the over world before you can try again – and again – and again.

Dying is annoying, not only because, well you're dead - but because it zeroes out

your already small stash of magic vases – the game's impractical form of currency.

Theoretically you could spend these on astronomical inn rates – but what's the point when

dying warps you back to town with full health?

Vases are also the necessary components for the magic you'll never cast.

I assume that your more expensive spells could really help clear out the tougher dungeon

opponents but what the fuck do I know?

I've never been able to afford them.

Then you have this pointless RPG fluff; at first glance Ax Battler looks like a more

colorful version of Dragon Warrior – which normally I would love – but it's been

so poorly implemented that it detracts from the potentially-enjoyable action bits.

You will have to talk to the incredibly boring NPCs to uncover quest directions but this

is never more than tedious busy work.

There's zero equipment to buy and because of the lack of experience system your character

undergoes minimal growth.

You'll finish out the game almost as awkwardly and underpowered as you began – while the

enemies continue to get tougher and stronger.

I say "minimal growth" because every town houses a trainer who, upon defeat, will teach

you a special move – such as taping forward twice and attack to bum rush your foes or

simply jumping while swinging – the attacks that increase you damage are appreciated but

the system is inherently flawed.

Had these basic moves been available from the start of the game and the trainer system

used exclusively for increasing attack power, Ax Battler would have had a fun and robust

combat system – much like any other Golden Axe title.

However as the system is implemented, you'll likely resort to spamming Ax's most powerful

attack.

While good RPG-em-ups exist, Ax Battler's RPG trappings only serve to hold the player

back and prevent them from going totally berserk on Death Adder's lackies.

Alright rant over.

So the game sucks?

But does it have any redeeming qualities at all?

Uh, well I guess the main character is pretty fucking metal: "Axxxxxx Battleeeeer!"

Yeah.

Look; the Gamegear RPG library gets better.

I promise.

But you could literally play anything else for the system and have a perfectly enjoyable

weekend.

So let's forget this unfortunate disappointment and stay tuned to Daria Plays for more "Unepic

Adventures for the Sega GameGear".

You know what?

Before I let you go let me reiterate just in case I didn't get my point across.

Ax Battler: fuck this game.

Fuck fuck this terrible fucking game.

Fucking hard unfair fucking ass piece of shit fucking ass game.

There you go; don't play it.

Fucking game.

For more infomation >> Unepic Adventures for the Sega Game Gear: AX BATTLER Review - An Unfortunate Assplosion - Duration: 5:12.

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완전무서움! 프레디의 피자가게 공포룰렛 게임 5 NIGHTS AT FREDY'S SCARY GAME![Tiger Toy TV] 타이거 토이 TV - Duration: 18:35.

2 for me!

carefully...

Oh my gosh! How scary!

One yellow!

2nd yellow token!

daddy, your turn!

2 yellows

Too fast! Totally unexpected!

Hello everyone!

we're gonna introduce you

to...... 5 nights at Freddy's4

this looks scary yet fun

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