Kazuto: And so...
Kazuto: As a continuation of previous military exercise, we're conducting a training to capture spies with all Three Kingdoms...
Shishun: Hongou, you're late! #This is a sequel to Minmei's event from SKM#
Sui: Jeez! It's long past the meeting time.
Shunran: It's an important day, you... are you unmotivated?! #Oh, you're here too. Great...#
Kazuto: Umm... why was I called to a place like this? #I've been translating Shoku too much lately, so I forgot#
Rinrin: For training, of course. Onii-chan needs to train and get stronger. #I forgot this living turd named Shunran exists#
Shuuran: Yeah, Rinrin is right. It's a good opportunity for you to train. #He's an official. He should be learning strategy and politics, not training#
Kazuto: Well, officially, it's training...
Shishun: You don't know how long I've awaited this day... I'll show my warrior abilities to all of you!
Shunran: Heh... loser should just shut up! No matter how many times we do this, nothing will change! You'll still lose!
Minmei: Uu, for Go... for the honor of Renfa-sama and Sheren-sama, we can't afford to lose!
Kazuto: Hey! Won't it be another brawl under the name of training?! There's nothing for me to do!
They're so heated before the start... is there any place for me here?!
Seriously, I don't want to participate!
Kazuto: First of all! There's nothing but muscleheads... I mean, physically strong people here, no?!
Enya: Well, it's an individual battle. Kuh, my fighter blood is boiling!! #Tanpopo! This event just got a lot better#
Tanpopo: Hey! Don't group me with this musclehead!
Enya: Wha?! What do you mean! You permanently horny imp!! #Yup. "Koakuma" (imp) is a perfect term for Tanpopo#
Tanpopo: Whatever! It's still better than being nothing but muscles!
Kazuto: To be fair, you're both kinda... #Shut up, Kazuto. "Koakuma" is a praise in my book#
Previous training was still okay, but this one is individual, right? What am I supposed to do surrounded by those members?
Ruru: Kii, keep it together! We have to do our best for Shunran-sama and Shuuran-sama!
Kii: I know. And if we survive and win, you'll make a feast, right?
Ruru: Yeah. I'll make anything Kii loves. So, don't lose.
Kii: Uuu, I'm fired up now!! #Boring character#
Kazuto: And here we have a food bait strategy.
Ruru: Don't worry. Nii-sama is our ally this time, so I'll treat you to anything if we win.
Ruru: Of course, only if you... contribute. #Win? Against Shishun and Minmei? Hah!#
Kazuto: Ugh... that's depressing...
Still, this is really nothing but fierce people...
Shishun and Minmei are playing spies. #Minmei alone casually overwhelmed all of Go elites#
Against them, from Shoku: Rinrin, Sui, Tanpopo, Enya. From Gi, led by Shunran: Shuuran, Kii, Ruru.
And me.
Kazuto: Yeah, I'm not sure... if I can even do my best.
Shunran: Good, everyone's here! Let's start already! #Shishun, Minmei... DESTROY her!#
Shuuran: Well, Sis. Let's confirm the situation before we start. There are people not used to anti-spy training here too, after all.
Shunran: Capture Shishun and Minmei! That's it!
Kazuto: No, no, no, no.
Shunran: I'm not wrong!
Kazuto: Well, technically, that's true...
Shunran is not suited for this job. #Name one job she's suited for other than battering ram or footman#
Kazuto: Okay, to confirm, this time Shishun and Minmei are playing spies, while we're fighting against them as an alliance, right?
Shuuran: Right. Spies will enter the forest ahead of us and hide. Finding and capturing them is the goal of this training.
Shishun: If you manage to capture us, it's your victory. If we capture all officers, it's the victory of Go. Is that okay?
Sui: Sure! That's all we need to know! Let's start already. #I have a feeling Sui especially will get drowned in her own urine#
Kazuto: Is everyone fine with that?
Everyone: Yeah!
Minmei: And we made sure to prepare the ink this time!
Shishun: Brace yourself.
Shishun and Minmei grinned saying that.
Shishun: We'll go ahead and enter the forest. It'll start in a minute.
Minmei: Well then, see you in the forest!
Woosh!
Kazuto: !!!! D, did they... say ink?!!
Sui: M, Master?!
Rinrin: What's going on all of sudden? Onii-chan, you're shivering.
Kazuto: Ah, aah, aaah.... that's right... that's the true horror of this training!
Ruru: Nii-sama, what do you mean?
Kazuto: After Minmei catches you, she'll draw embarrassing scribbles on your face...
Tanpopo: Eh? And what's so scary there?
Kazuto: The text... "Her only worth is her giant boobs" or "all her nutrients went to her boobs", it pokes at the parts that are best left unsaid.
Shuuran: That's quite a specific abuse... it appears Minmei holds a grudge against big breasts.
Enya: W, why are you looking at me?!
Kii: Hey, Nii-chan, did she write on you too? #The defense is strong on those two#
Kazuto: Yes.
Rinrin: What did she write?
Kazuto: I don't want to say it...
My body shivers just from remembering it. It's not just me, all other participating officers got humiliating scribbles on their faces, we couldn't even walk around the town.
That gave me a trauma...
Sui: Well, we just have to win, right? That's easy. #Sui is already a walking humiliation#
Enya: That's right, Oyakata, Sui is right! Don't be faint-hearted, worrying about a loss so early!
Kazuto: Ugh... y, you're right... but...
Shunran: Well, don't worry! Even if you're captured, we'll win if we capture them. Don't worry and get captured!
Kazuto: Ugh... that's true, but...
Kii: It's okay, Nii-chan. I'll protect you! Cheer up. #She's boring, but can be nice at times#
Rinrin: Me too! So, don't worry.
Kazuto: Kii... Rinrin...
Shuuran: Okay, let us head into the forest as well.
Everyone: Yeah!
Ugh... I have a bad feeling about this... #Fly, you fool!#
Kazuto: Nothing happened so far...
Rinrin: Hey, Onii-chan. Minmei is waiting in the forest, right? Are we not going there?
Kazuto: There's a lot of obstacles in the forest, so it's easier to hide and for them to move around. They actually want us to go inside.
Rinrin: Hmm... I don't understand such complicated stuff well. Battles don't end when you just beat your opponent, right?
Kazuto: Right. It's a training to capture spies this time.
Shuuran: Oh, Hongou, that's quite positive of you. It's almost as if you weren't terrified just before.
Kazuto: I realized there's no point in panicking. I'll be okay as long as I do my best and flee.
Shuuran: Heh... as expected of Hongou. Well, Sis is with us. We won't lose easily.
Kazuto: I hope so.
Enya: Hey, Oyakata! How long are we going to stay here? If they're not moving, shouldn't we take the initiative?
Kazuto: No, we just don't notice them, I'm sure they're on the move. So, we shouldn't move for now.
Shunran: But, Hongou, we can't feel them no matter how much we walk. Are they really here?
Kazuto: Yeah. That's exactly what's so scary about them. So...
Enya: Eei! Waiting doesn't suit me! I'm going. #No, escort the payload(Kazuto)#
Dash!
Kazuto: Wha... Enya?! Wait! If you're alone...
Rustle!!
Enya: It's okay! Just wait, I'll capture them both.
Kazuto: Wait! You need to wait!
Enya dashed off and disappeared in the forest in no time.
This is an obvious death flag!
Shunran: Good! Let's do this, I'll be going too!
Shuuran: Wait, Sis.
Shunan: Gah?! Seriously, Shuuran!! Don't grab my collar all of sudden!!
Shuuran: Don't forget, while this is individual training, it's still a training to capture spies.
Shunran: Hmm? I'm aware. That's why I'm heading off to catch them.
Shuuran: Is there really an idiot that shouts "I'll be going!" when they're about to go capture spies?
Tanpopo: There's one right here! #Tanpopo's catchphrase is perfect#
Shunran: Wha?! Don't babble, lass! I'm definitely not an idiot!!
Tanpopo: Nyahahaha.
Kazuto: No, Shuuran and Tanpopo are right. Spies are definitely stealthly watching us. Acting like Enya or Shunran now is like asking them to target you.
Rinrin: Onii-chan! This is bad, I can't feel Enya anymore!
Kazuto: Kuh... I see. Can't be helped... let's group up and enter the forest. Don't split up no matter what.
Remaning eight just nodded silently and we entered the forest while staying close.
We're advancing through the forest while paying attention to our surroundings.
Rustle.
Kazuto: Ah...
Sui: Ugh...
Shuuran: This is merciless...
We've found a fainted and tied up Enya on the ground.
And there's an ink text on her exposed chest.
"Pointlessly big breast for a musclehead". #That's not too bad#
Tanpopo: Ahaha! The one that wrote it really gets it.
Sui: You idiot! Think of when it's your turn to get written on... Master was right, this is really scary.
Tanpopo: Ugh...
Rinrin: Our enemy is quite skilled to subdue Enya that easily... #I wonder if Minmei is the only one doing the writing#
Shuuran: But, judging by Hongou's story, it appears they prioritize people with large chest.
Sui: Eh, isn't it just a coincidence? Enya was the one that decided to enter the forest.
Kazuto: No, those two... especially Minmei, don't underestimate her obsession with big boobs.
Kazuto: They might've been waiting for Enya in specific to make an opening...
Ruru: Hmm... assuming it's more likely for them to attack people with large chest, who will their next target be?
Rinrin: Yup, not me! I'm flat!
Ruru: Awawa, Rinrin-san! Don't yell that...
Rinrin: Ruru and Kii are safe too! They're flat! #But there's Shishun too this time...#
Kii: What?! Mine are bigger than yours, shorty!!
Rinrin: Yeah, they're no different.
Kii: No!
Ruru: Jeez, stop it, you two.
Shuuran: Well, three kids are out of question...
Tanpopo: That's right. The question is who's biggest after Enya...
Shunran: W, what?! Shuuran, don't stare at me.
Sui: Wha... Tanpopo, what's wrong?!
Shuuran: To tell the truth, Sis is quite bountiful despite how she looks...
Tanpopo: Onee-sama too! You know it when you touch it, it's not to the musclehead's level, but she's quite bouncy...
Shunran: Y, you two...
Sui: Don't talk about it in front of Master! #He banged you plenty already, it's too late to pretend to be innocent#
Tanpopo: Ah, that's right! Asking Master will answer this question, right?! He fondled us all, after all!
Shuuran: Oh, you're quite clever, Tanpopo... Hongou, who will be targeted next, Sui or Sis?
Kazuto: Please don't ask me... #Why don't you ever answer?#
Shunran: Damn! I won't approve of boob size being dragged into a serious fight! I'll be going!
Sui: We think alike sometimes, Shunran! I'll join you! #To dust you go!#
Kazuto: Wha, wait?! Weren't you listening?!
Shunran: I don't care! Let's go, Sui!
Sui: Yeah!
Dash!
Tanpopo: Aah...
Kazuto: Don't just say that! Don't provoke them when you know they'll react like that...
Shuuran: Don't say it, that's how Sis should be... fufu.
Tanpopo: Right! Onee-sama's simplicity is nice.
Kazuto: Haa... for now, I feel sorry for Shunran and Sui, but we're in danger in the forest. Let's head back to the road.
We returned to the road in tight formation, we saw a... "your plans are too obvious" kind of scenery.
Rinrin: Ah, over there! Look!!
Shuuran: Sis?!!
Tanpopo: Onee-sama!!!
Kii: Shunran-sama!!
Kazuto: Shunran... Sui... #Let that be a lesson for them#
They're tied in a way that make them hug each other, fainted on the road.
And there's a merciless text on their faces.
"Graduate from peeing yourself already".
"Cute idiot is still just an idiot". #Exactly#
Tanpopo: Kuh... how cruel! Though they're right that wetting yourself in her age is a bad thing!
Kazuto: You're really merciless yourself.
Kii: Damn!! How could they do this to Shunran-sama! Even if it's true, there are things best left unsaid!
Ruru: Jeez, Kii! You're the one saying the biggest insults here.
Shuuran: Hmm, I didn't expect Sis to get captured for real... we will have to focus real hard...
Kazuto: Huh? Did you think Minmei will get captured by those two?
Shuuran: Of course, Sis is strong. #But dumb, which means no resistance to traps#
Tanpopo: Onee-sama too! I thought she'll definitely beat them. #You don't realize what advantage initiative and stealth gives, do you?#
Are those two actually really similar? They both really love their older sisters...
Tanpopo: But this makes it clear. #That most everyone in Koihime is brute force no skill?#
Shuuran: Yeah, we'll be their next target. #I've been reading Magika lately, which makes it even clearer#
Kazuto: Right... Minmei is probably completely ignoring three kids... huh?
Shuuran: What's wrong, Hongou?
Kazuto: Rinrin's trio are not here!! #Ahahahaha, get rekt with your stupid comedy-centered events!#
Shuuran: Wha!
Crap... we were too distracted by Shunran and Sui!!
We looked around in panic, but Rinrin, Ruru and Kii are nowhere to be seen.
Tanpopo: Why?! Weren't they focused on the ones with big boobs? #They completely forgot about Shishun, it seems#
Shuuran: Kuh... it appears they're a step ahead of us. We'll lose unless we brace ourselves.
Rustle!
Shuuran: Show yourself! #Just shut up and shoot#
Fling!
Kazuto: Wha! Out of nowhere?!
Shuuran: Don't be stupid, this is a real battle. We'll lose the moment we drop our guard.
Whoa... Shuuran is quite angry... #She's finally taking it seriously. Too late though#
Tanpopo: Master, Shuuran, look! Over there! #All of them are trash-grade as warriors and strategists#
Kazuto: Kii! Ruru! Rinrin!!
A large tree is growing a bit away from the road. All three are tied to it.
They're unconscious and, of course, there's an ink text on their faces.
"Forgettable shorty".
"Your buttcrack is too exposed".
"Smells like jailbait".
Kazuto: Whoa... now that's quite a questionable text...
Tanpopo: For sure... especially in Rinrin's case, it's Master that should be embarrassed.
Kazuto: Ugh... t, true...
Kazuto: Ugh?!!
My spine... a cold sweat is pouring down it. My legs are trembling. #What's even the point of him being here?#
Kazuto: M... my past trauma... #They just brought him to humiliate for no reason#
Shuuran: Hongou?!
Tanpopo: Master?
Kazuto: No mercy, no mercy... they'll keep hunting us to the last one.
Shuuran: Isn't it okay? We'll be targeted first. Shishun, they probably don't want to attack Hongou...
Tanpopo: Eh, but they showed no mercy even to flat girls like them, right? So does it really matter if you have boobs or not?
Kazuto: Tanpopo is right... gender doesn't matter in this battle... #Nothing matters anymore, you've already lost#
In fact, I suspect they'll write even more rude text in my case.
Something about my dick, or my dick, or my dick... #That's because you gave in and relied on your skill with it too much#
Tanpopo: In Master's case, it'll be something about your dick, right? It seems easy to joke about.
Kazuto: You're really merciless. #That's what happens when you bypass foundation building in relationship#
Tanpopo: Eh, I'm not wrong, am I?
Kazuto: And that's what makes you merciless.
Tanpopo: Or actually, what are they going to write on me? I'm Tanpopo, the perfect beauty, I have no flaws to joke about.
Tanpopo: Minmei and Shishun are in trouble. #Well, I can't imagine anything mentally hurting her, yeah#
Kazuto: I'm sure you'll learn something new about yourself soon...
Tanpopo: Eeh!
Kazuto: When it comes to lack of flaws to joke about, rather than Tanpopo, it's Shuuran... huh?
Tanpopo: Hmm?
Kazuto: Shuuran is gone!!
Tanpopo: Eeh!! When did she...
Kazuto: Whoa?!
Tanpopo: Hiii!!!!!
The moment we noticed Shuuran is missing, her body fell down next to us.
They were probably waiting for this timing.
"Plain in a half-assed way". #True, she's quite boring. While "plain" Pairen is interesting#
Tanpopo: This is...
Kazuto: Kuh... too cruel! Sure, she's plain! Sure, she doesn't stand out in a half-assed way!
Kazuto: T, Tanpopo! We're the only ones left. It's impossible to defeat the enemy anymore, so let's try to run...
...
Kazuto: ...Huh?
Kazuto: Tan... popo?
Kazuto: !!!
A tied up Tanpopo fell in front of me.
And for some reason, she has a ball gag in her mouth.
And the scribbled text...
"Pacifier bastard". #They couldn't think of anything, so they forced it#
Kazuto: H, how cruel! #She's really didn't have any flaws to make fun of#
Seeing the text on her face made my body shiver.
Everyone other than me are defeated. I'm the last one.
Kazuto: Ugh... uuu...
Kazuto: I don't want to experience that again!!!! #And for no real reason too#
Kazuto: Haa... haa...
???: Where are you going? #Home?#
Kazuto: !!!
???: If you go any further, you'll end up leaving the forest!
Kazuto: Ah... ah... aaah...
This voice coming from behind me...
It's a bright voice, but it's making me shiver.
Kazuto: Min... mei...
Minmei: Ah, don't turn around!
Kazuto: Eh?
Minmei: My resolve will weaken if I see your face... #What, someone actually cares about him for once?#
Kazuto: Isn't it better if it does?! I want to talk looking you in the eyes!
Minmei: But, we've arranged for Shishun-dono to arrive the moment you turn around!
Kazuto: Then let's talk like this!
I barely managed to stop my body from turning around.
Minmei: I'd appreciate if you do that.
Kazuto: ...So, what should I say?
I don't like waiting for defeat, but there's no way I can win even if I challenge Minmei.
Minmei: Ah, that's right. Kazuto-sama, I have a quiz!
Kazuto: Quiz?
Minmei: I'll let you go if you give a correct answer. So, be truthful.
Minmei: If you give a wrong answer... you know, right?
Kazuto: I, I know...
Mental battle... in this case, I have a chance to win.
Minmei: Here's the question!
Kazuto: Gulp.
Minmei: "Flat boobs", "small boobs", "normal boobs", "huge boobs"... there's plenty of boobs in the world, but which do you like the most, Kazuto-sama?!
Kazuto: Boobs... you say?
Confident of my victory, I cheered in my mind. I don't even need to think!
Kazuto: I love them all!!!!!!!!!!!! #Good, he didn't try to flatter her#
Minmei: Oh, corre... #And Minmei is not petty to want that, good#
Kazuto: Eh?
Shishun: Don't mess with me... #Yelling was a bad idea though#
Kazuto: Gyaaaah!!!
...
...
...
Shishun: Now you should be able to understand it.
Minmei: We're superior in the individual strength!
Shunran: What! Don't talk as if wasn't a surprise attack!! I won't lose in the pure swordsmanship! Fight me right now!
Shuuran: Stop it, Sis. Swordsmanship aside, we've lost this anti-spy training.
Shunran: But, Shuuran... #Is she really a veteran? Noone fights fairly in a real battle#
Shuuran: Shishun, Minmei. Your skills as spies are real deal. I admit it.
Minmei: Thank you!
Shishun: Hmph...
Shuuran: ...But, can you do something about this scribble?
Shunran: That's the most frustrating part! #At least it was your own fault#
Rinrin: Muu, this text won't come off!
Kii: Is it me, or are my letters bigger for some reason?!
Ruru: Maybe it's because it was easy to write on your forehead... #Shunran's is bigger#
Kii: Boo.
Enya: But still, Oyakata's... pff.
Sui: S, stop, Enya! It'd be bad to laugh... pff!
Kazuto: Sui... it's more sincere to just laugh together in times like this.
Tanpopo: Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!! #I can't imagine it being THAT funny, unless they painted Chousen on his face#
Kazuto: Kuh...
I got mercilessly laughed at by everyone after that. Thinking I'll have to walk through town like this, I really want to cry...
I'm sure I'll be treated as a joke for a while...
Sob, sob...
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