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An old ladder
Kapslíkovka :)
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Everywhere smells like honey ...
Kitchenette
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Louc
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Vienna Austria WOW Factor - Duration: 7:40.
Vienna, Austria has an air of old world elegance that permeates the city.
I often think of cities as people and if Vienna were a person
she'd be a poised woman who never slouched or wore wrinkled blouses.
I first visited Vienna when I was eighteen years old
and it left such an impression on me that I've dreamt of it since
and I know it's a city I'll always return to.
Vienna has so much history, art, music, and culture
that it sometimes feels as if the whole city is humming and vibrating
as its past collides with its present.
In this video, I'm going to share some of my favourite things to see and do in Vienna.
Belvedere Palace is one of the world's best baroque palaces
and a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
There are beautiful grounds and gardens you can walk around too.
Inside, it's easy to feel like you've travelled back in time
and, looking out through the windows, I could imagine when this palace was home to real royals.
There are gorgeous architectural details,
chandeliers,
and ceilings that are, themselves, works of art.
You'll also find the world's largest collection of paintings by Austrian artist Gustav Klimt.
Klimt's paintings are so distinct
and I adored the chance to occupy the same space as them and see them up close -
I always love getting a good look at the artist's signature.
Klimt's most recognizable piece is called The Kiss, a gold-flecked painting of a man embracing a woman.
There's a lot of traffic around this painting, as you can imagine,
and Marc and I stared at it for a long time.
We decided to put decorum aside and recreate it ourselves which was really fun.
What do you guys think?
I feel like we pretty much nailed it.
That room full of incredible Klimt pieces was one of my favourites in the whole palace.
One thing I found extra wonderful is a braille version of The Kiss
so that visually impaired people can enjoy it too.
The Belvedere also has a great collection by another of my favourite artist's: Egon Schiele,
an Austrian painter who also happened to be a protégé of Gustav Klimt's.
The way Schiele paints people is unbelievable.
I also got really excited to see a giant portrait of Napoleon
which was thrilling for me because when I was about five years old
one of my favourite TV shows was Napoleon and Josephine: A Love Story,
which my Mom and I watched together.
One of my casual obsessions is paintings of women reading books.
I always photograph them and I keep them in a folder on my phone for easy access.
Let's just say I was able to add some very good photos at the Belvedere.
One display took me by complete surprise and it's one of the most unique things I've ever seen in a gallery:
a series of sculpted busts called Character Heads.
At first I thought it was a contemporary exhibition parodying the solemn faces
you normally see on an 18th century bust.
But, no, these are from the late 1700s and depict laughter, shock, disgust,
and a mocking tongue sticking out.
Think of them as 18th century emojis.
Truthfully, The Belvedere is so fantastic I could go on and on about it
but there are other things I want to show you in Vienna
so let's move on to an art gallery and museum on the complete other end of the spectrum:
Museum Hundertwasser.
Born Friedrich Stowasser, this Austrian-born artist and architect
changed his name to Friedensreich Hundertwasser and he's one of Marc's favourite artists.
His paintings and buildings incorporate bright colours,
tile mosaics,
and spirals.
You won't find any straight lines either.
In fact, Hundertwasser once said 'the straight line is godless.'
You'll notice this unique feature as soon as you walk in the lobby of the museum
and see the peaks and valleys of the floor
and feel yourself walking up and down instead of straight on level ground.
You might also do a double take at the water fountain
where the water flows upwards.
Hundertwasser was very passionate about environmental protection
so that's a theme you'll see in his work as well.
This is also Vienna's first 'green museum'
as he experimented with grass roofs and planted trees in building facades.
One of the things that sticks with me most are the life and death notices
that show Hundertwasser as a man from 1928 to his death in 2000
and, after his death, taking on the new form of a tree.
His work is very graphic and incorporates lots of geometric shapes and colours.
He said: "To make graphic art is like playing chess simultaneously with many unknown partners."
Best known for his paintings and building designs,
Hundertwasser also designed stamps for the United Nations,
license plates,
and flag concepts for Australia,
New Zealand,
and a united Israel and Palestine.
At the museum you can see 3D renderings of his architectural designs,
including a whole planned community that represented his vision
for how humanity could live in harmony with nature.
When you leave the museum, head down the street to close by Hundertwasserhaus –
an apartment building designed by, you guessed it, Hundertwasser.
How many more times can I say Hundertwasser?
They're private homes so you can't go inside but you can admire it from the outside.
You'll see mismatched windows, trees growing on the rooftop, and leaning columns.
It certainly stands out from the traditional buildings that surround it.
Another building that stands out – though for different reasons –
is the Vienna State Opera or Wiener Staatsoper.
In the lobby you'll see ornate details and ridiculously affordable opera tickets.
One of my top recommendations for Vienna is seeing the opera for just 3 or 4 Euros.
These are standing room only and there are little benches you can lean up against.
The tickets are limited so make sure you arrive early
because you can't book them in advance and the lines can get really long.
I thought that was Vienna's cheapest thrill until I discovered something that only costs 90 cents
located underneath the opera house: the Opera Toilet.
This is one of those ridiculously amusing things that made Marc and I very giggly.
It's located down the escalator at the Karlsplatz subway entrance.
By its own estimation this is 'Vienna's most beautiful toilet'
and I have to admit that the loud opera music that plays non-stop
adds a certain je ne sais quoi that you don't usually find in public toilets.
They encourage you to take a toilet selfie
and I couldn't help dancing to the orchestral music and the whole thing, honestly, just made me giddy.
I realize toilets aren't usually something one recommends
but here you have it: I'm recommending the Opera Toilet.
Another cheap thrill, and a fantastic way to get a tour of the city, is to hop on a tram.
To me, trams are one of Vienna's defining features
and part of what bridged the gap from the past to the present.
The tram network dates back to 1865 when tram carriages were pulled by horses.
You won't find that today but you will find a comfortable, affordable way to move around the city.
These days, the trams serve more than 200 million passengers every year.
When you've given your feet a break and hopefully enjoyed the view out the window of the tram,
head over to St. Stephen's Cathedral.
It's located right in the heart of the city centre amidst the hustle and bustle
and my favourite part of this church hands down is the roof.
It's such a bold, graphic design and the pattern and colours really pop against the blue sky.
To me it feels surprising and unique.
Inside are beautifully detailed columns,
stained glass,
and an overall feeling of calm.
Vienna is such a polished-feeling city and definitely occupies a space in my heart.
I hope you enjoyed this video – please give it a thumbs up if you did.
I'd love to know what your favourite parts of Vienna are so please leave a comment down below.
Subscribe to my channel for more travel videos and thanks for watching!
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Hmm... that's an interesting question Sam he says, "If someone is being attacked by a spirit, what stone is best for protecting oneself."
Are you being attacked
or you saying someone else is being attacked and you don't want to be attacked because of what's around them?
There's a little bit of a difference from the shamanic perspective.
First of all I'm gonna go pretty deep on your question,
but I'm gonna keep it simple. You have to release the belief that anything is external and that anything is not you.
That should pretty much cleared up.
Everything that you think is bad is a projection of a part of you. or that person who is being attacked. and that
fractal that is projecting through that person or yourself needs love. and
they act out to get those blessings and healings in any way that you've conjured in your dream and illusion.
Yes, I said it the demons aren't actually real.
Yeah, and I've worked with a lot of
demonic entities but when I look at it— energy—
I just see love behind everything and I see it as that being playing a role as a projection that is
fragmented so distantly and
you've cast off a portion of yourself so far that it has turned into an entity to play a role for your empowerment, healing, and love.
So in essence in your dream in the illusion
the Maya,
the demon is quite real
If you believe in death it can really, really hurt you. If you believe that it can hurt you you can.
So your entire belief system needs to change, and it doesn't matter what stone you have on your body, or
carry around in your pocket, it doesn't matter
what shamanic journey you go through, if you believe that that thing can harm you it—believe me it will.
So you it's a belief system change that needs to occur on a deeper level.
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[birds chirping]
[car engine revving]
[Amanda] Stop the fucking car.
Stop the car. Please stop--
[Goldie] I'm not stopping. This is all about you.
[Amanda] Please, just stop the car.
[Goldie] Just settle down.
Get your hands off the wheel for Christ's sake!
- Just stop the car! - Nobody's stopping anything.
Turn the car around!
I don't wanna do this, but it's what you need.
What are you doing? Get back here.
Get back here! Get back--
Stop the fucking car.
[tires squealing]
[Goldie] God damn it.
Jesus, look what you're doing!
Stop it! Let me out!
- Settle down! - Let me the fuck out!
- Settle down. - Let me out of the car!
[Amanda] Let me out of this car!
Let me out!
Let me the fuck out!
- [tires screech] - [Goldie] Damn it to hell.
Christ! Ugh, damn it!
Whoa, whoa, hey, take it easy.
- [Amanda] Oh, God! - [man] Come on.
[Amanda] Get off me, please!
- Hey, hey, hey! - Let me go!
Hey, be careful. You're hurting her.
Stop it! I hate you!
I fucking hate you!
[Amanda] I hate you, Mom! I fucking hate you!
I hate you too, baby.
♪ jazzy percussion ♪
♪♪♪
[woman] The neighbors say you were spraying down the kids
in the front yard.
Your cue's coming up. You better get out there.
[audience laughing]
[man] Water is water. The kids had fun.
- And I made four dollars. - [audience laughs]
[man continues speaking indistinctly]
Thirty seconds.
[man] ...is two dollars apiece.
[woman] You make me want to pull my damn hair out.
[man] Well, if you do, I got four dollars
to put towards your new wig.
[audience laughs]
[conversation continues indistinctly]
♪ smooth rock music ♪
[woman] ...until there's an actual pool.
[man] Oh, I see what this is about.
- [man] Last looks. - [audience laughs]
[conversation on stage continues indistinctly]
♪♪♪
[man] And cue Benny.
Hey-ohh!
- It's Benny Time. - [wild cheering and applause]
[Morris] Ronald, it's your fairy godmother.
- [Ron] Hey, Morris. - [Morris] The network called.
Looks like they finally figured out
who the breakout star of the show is.
They want to make you a regular.
A regular? Are you shitting me?
[Morris] Wanna know what I told them?
I mean, I think I know what you told them.
I told them to go fuck themselves.
Yeah, that's not it.
Then I hung up on them.
You know I live in a closet, right?
[Morris] They called back with an offer.
It's $20,000 an episode for 20 episodes.
You do the math.
I'm, uh--is that, like, 40--
or, no, no, like 140--
I'll do the math.
It's 400,000 simoleons, Ronald.
You're rich, you loveable cocksucker.
- Holy shit. - What did I tell you?
You work hard, you hone your craft,
you pay your dues, good things will happen.
Yeah, I didn't do any of those things.
[Morris] That's not the point.
The point is: Who gives a shit, Ronald?
You're rich!
Come on down later, sign the papers.
Remember, we don't validate after five.
[hangs up, dial tone]
[sets phone in cradle, ringer dings]
[laughs]
♪ smooth rock music ♪
You think you could try to not bomb onstage?
- [laughs] - Is it gonna be hard?
I bring what I bring. If they like it, they like it.
If they don't, they don't. [chuckles]
This guy hasn't written a joke since I met him.
[laughter]
It's remarkable.
You'd think after all this time...
♪ Things been turning out okay ♪
[audience laughing, applause]
[Ralph] And can you believe
another racist depiction,
reinforcing the stereotype
that all black people are lazy.
Now, I would have changed the channel,
but the TV was all the way across the room, so...
In my defense, my recliner was set
all the way back to righteous indignation mode.
[laughter]
So I am a revolutionary doing my part.
[laughs] All right, let's bring up the next comic.
Come on, fuckhead, where are you?
[Katie] Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
[Ralph] ...toured all over this fair nation.
Direct from Los Angeles, California...
[both laugh]
A very funny man, mister--
[Nick] Bill Hobbs!
- [woman] Yeah. - [scattered laughter]
Motherfucker.
[laughter]
- [groaning] - [Katie] Yeah.
You sure about that, Nick?
- Bill Fucking Hobbs! - Bill Fucking Hobbs!
[laughter]
You heard the man.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Fucking Hobbs.
[cheers and applause]
[Ralph laughs]
The "Fucking" is on his mama's side.
[applause]
Come on, Big Red.
- [man] Yeah! - I'm gonna kill him.
[laughs]
Hey, how you doing?
- [man] All right. - [scattered cheers]
I was supposed to be on a little bit later,
seeing as I'm the headliner and all.
But apparently Nick Beverly is busy tipping a waitress.
[laughter and cheers]
I say why stop at the tip?
Give her the whole thing, Nick.
- [cheering] - [man] Yeah!
[Bill] Speaking of small dicks...
- You're funny. - Mm.
Is that what all that laughing is about?
[laughs] I'm Carla.
And this is my bestest friend, Louise.
Ralph Carnegie at your service, ladies.
Ralph Carnegie.
Are you always so funny?
24/7, baby.
24/7.
[giggles]
[moaning]
[rock music playing on radio]
♪♪♪
[moaning intensifies]
Oh, my--
[moaning]
♪♪♪
[sighs, breathing heavily]
♪♪♪
How was that with the tension?
Better.
Mm.
You're gonna be great today.
Thank you.
Wait, are you okay?
Me?
Your face.
♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪
Now you look kinda tense.
[moans softly]
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ♪
♪ Ba-ba, baa ♪
I love how you know right where I hold all my tension.
[Kenny] And Kenny in the AM
is back with funny lady Cassie Feder,
who is making her television debut.
- Isn't that right, Cass? - That's right, Kenny.
It's a comedy special called Girls Are Funny Too.
This Saturday at nine on CBS.
Girls Are Funny Too. Two questions.
One, are they?
And if so, why do I have to ask?
Oh, well, Kenny, we have a great sense of humor.
If you don't believe me, you can just ask
any of the women you've slept with.
Bam biscuit!
Couldn't be more wrong. No, no.
Kenny is all business in the sack.
There is no laughing going on there, little lady.
Well, apparently we're not only funny,
but we know how to keep a straight face for 90 seconds.
Face mask. That one is gonna leave a mark.
All right, everybody, Cassie Feder,
Girls Are Funny Too,
Saturday, 9 p.m. on the Tiffany Network.
[gasps] Be there.
[rock music playing on radio]
♪♪♪
That was a little mean.
Thank you.
♪♪♪
♪ Sitting in a churchyard, waiting for her ride ♪
♪♪♪
Buckwheat, Stymie,
which one of you can pull off a 42 regular?
♪♪♪
♪ Well I spoke to God... ♪
Fucking hilarious.
Funniest album since Pryor's That Nigger's Crazy.
His title, not mine. I hate that word.
Now the bad news is, you fucked yourself.
You signed a shitty contract with Ha-Ha Records.
Known scam artists.
The good news is your days of getting fucked are over,
because here at CMA, we do all the fucking.
[scattered chuckles]
All right, so does that mean
all of you get ten percent?
Now I only ask because you just said
y'all are the ones that do all the fucking.
No, it's just your one agent.
Oh. Oh, okay.
Well, in that case, let's use him.
Say what?
You got it, chief.
Yeah.
Right on.
[birds caw, insects chirping]
[motorcycle engine rumbles]
- Let's go. - What the fuck, man?
- Get up. - I'm entertaining.
I don't care.
We gotta be in Tempe in five hours, let's go.
[sighs] What's the big deal? We got plenty of time.
The big deal is, where the fuck is Nick?
He didn't come home last night. And you know what?
I'm so tired of babysitting this guy, and you too.
It's the same thing.
You know, he's probably out somewhere sniffing coke
out of some hooker's butthole, and I'm here playing dad,
and I'm tired of it, you know?
I'm funnier than both you losers.
What are you doing?
[Nick] Let's go!
Hey! We should go!
Guys! Yeah, we should go!
Let's hit it, yep.
It was worth it, but I'll explain in the car, let's go.
- I'll get the bags. - Yeah.
♪ cheerful music ♪
♪♪♪
[Ron] Hello.
Yeah.
It's not a family car.
♪♪♪
- Ahh. [chuckles] - Whoa!
How 'bout this?
That's rock.
They shouldn't have.
Must be from the realtor.
- [cork pops] - Ohh!
Shit.
♪♪♪
Ron, you know you got a tree growing in your living room?
Yeah, I told you, it's a nice house.
Come on.
- [Adam] Ohh. - [Ron] Here.
♪♪♪
So they come with the house?
[chuckles]
You see them too?
Five bathrooms. Now this.
Welcome to Casa De Ron, boys.
[both] Mm.
♪♪♪
Is that an erection?
I find it insulting you have to ask.
A real gentleman would just tip his hat.
♪♪♪
- Edgar! - Yeah?
Someone dragged in dog shit by the ticket booth.
Don't even bother with the broom.
It's definitely a hands-and-knees operation.
You gotta be kidding me, man.
I-I gotta go up in an hour. I can't smell like dog shit.
Hey, I'm not the one who told you to stop dealing drugs.
You wanted to be an honest man with an honest job.
Now you gotta suffer the consequences.
- [audience laughing] - It's always a thing.
Like, white folk, why do you roll up your windows
when you drive through our neighborhoods?
No, I'm serious.
The window can be cracked
a goddamn half inch,
and you'll roll that motherfucker up,
like it is no tomorrow.
Hey, what do you-- what do you think,
we-we sit and we look at a half an inch.
♪♪♪
[laughter]
Yeah, I could fit through that. Come on, come on.
Seriously, there's no part of a black man
that can fit in a half inch of anything.
[laughter and cheers]
All right, be nice.
Besides, why the fuck is glass a thing
that you think is gonna stop us?
Have you not seen [indistinct]?
Brothers ain't concerned about no damn glass.
♪♪♪
Is it a soup yet? Huh?
- Oh, yeah, it's soup. - [chuckles]
- Empty your fucking ashtray! - [laughter]
- What? - Some big dude out front
looking for you from Vegas.
- Whatever. - Taff or something.
Oh, shit. Send him up to the office.
No way. The front page, huh?
You knocked a local decorated World War I hero's obituary
all the way back to page ten.
[Cassie] Hey, he's had his 15 minutes, right?
This show's a big deal, Cass. We're so proud.
You're the talk of Wink.
Well, it's not the first time.
Well, let's just hope
that you don't steal Denise's thunder.
We'll never hear the end of it.
Hey, are Jesse and the girls still up?
Oh, out like a light.
I, uh...
You'll see them soon enough.
Wait until you see Jesse in his little ring bearer outfit.
Oh, he is gonna be a heartbreaker, that one.
We all can't wait to see you, Cass.
It's been too long.
Yeah.
[Taffy] You'd still run day-to-day.
Name would still be up in lights.
You'd just be two mil heavier. [chuckles]
Well, it's definitely a generous offer, Taffy.
But why would I sell now
just when things are getting interesting?
Pick a reason. We live in troubled times.
You're not getting any younger,
and we're giving you 20 times more
than what you paid for the joint.
[sighs]
What's your kid's name again?
What's your point?
I took my kid to Alaska.
We saw a fucking grizzly bear.
It was fucking life-changing.
Vegas has been down this road with LA before.
And that's why there's a Vegas.
Yeah, but now we're good little boys and girls.
[laughing] Oh, oh.
[chuckles]
Have you ever learned an easy lesson in your life, Gold?
If life ain't hard, you ain't doing it right.
[sighs]
♪ gentle piano music ♪
I'm gonna be around for a few days.
Be around town messing around.
If you need to get a hold of me, let's talk.
Anybody interesting?
Your old pal, Roy Martin.
Roy? What's he doing out of Vegas?
- Carson. - Oh. [chuckles]
Seriously, think about what I told you.
Trust me.
Vegas, we make fucking terrible neighbors.
♪♪♪
[audience laughing]
♪♪♪
[Bill] Looks like my mom taking a shit
while getting banged by a tiny angel.
That's specific.
I can't look at it anymore. It's making me homesick.
What do you see?
Urine.
Rusty water, tears.
Broken dreams.
Whatever's leaking out of a body
laying on a motel room floor dead
and undiscovered for a week.
♪♪♪
That makes sense.
I see two stupid motherfuckers...
- [both laughing] - ...who won't let
another motherfucker sleep.
[laughter]
Oh, God.
[sighs]
Nick, when they said The Tonight Show
was gonna change our lives,
didn't you think they meant for the better?
♪♪♪
You think Clay saw something that we didn't?
Well, it sure as fuck wasn't the "Don't Walk" sign.
♪♪♪
[laughter]
Damn, that's cold. [laughs]
[indistinct chatter]
[man] Yeah, I think so.
[Ron] Oh, Cass.
Whoa. Is that what you're wearing?
Too much?
Eh, looks like you're lactating helium.
What's the big deal? It's half as much cleavage
as Ron flashed to get his agent.
Well, scrotal cleavage is different.
[Cassie] Yeah, I think this is him.
I need you two to take this show on the road and scram.
- Scram? - She's right.
This agent's gotta think she's 100 percent career.
That means no boyfriend, no life.
Seeing you here, hovering like you're
waiting on a seat in an Edward Hopper painting,
it's gonna undo all the hard work I did
putting this thing together.
You too, Ron.
Right. I cast a large shadow.
- Yep. - Good luck.
Thank you.
Are you okay?
Me? Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?
He's only here for the ten percent.
Mm. Well, you're showing 50.
You're awful cute when you're being ridiculous.
Mm.
[indistinct chatter]
[Arnie] Hey, little boy.
Goldie wants to see you.
Me? What about?
She wants you to check out a mole on her ass.
How the fuck should I know?
[indistinct chatter]
♪♪♪
[Goldie speaking indistinctly]
You wanted to see me?
Shut the door.
[muttering quietly]
- Should I-- - No.
You working at that Polish joint tomorrow?
No.
No, I, uh--
I-I was gonna take a shift
because the owner's sister got strep, but I--
That's fascinating.
I need you to pick up Roy Martin at the airport tomorrow.
And you can take the club Caddy.
Roy Martin? The Roy Martin?
Mm. In the doughy flesh.
You're kidding, I--
I-I have all his comedy albums.
He's like an idol of mine.
And there's 50 bucks in it.
Roy Martin, shit, I'd do it for free.
Deal.
Arnie's getting his flight information.
Okay.
- [Goldie] Okay. - All right.
Oh, and Roy doesn't know he's being picked up,
so, uh, don't tell him where he's going till you get here.
So I'm, what, hijacking him? [chuckles]
Don't get your merit badge all askew.
It'll be fine.
Wait, but you saw Girls Are Funny Too,
but it doesn't air until this Saturday.
William Morris does its homework.
And?
I'm sitting here.
I don't know how all this agent stuff works.
[chuckles]
Are-are you supposed to be wooing me?
Am I supposed to be wooing you?
Well, there's a tap dance on both sides,
but since you're new, I'll go first.
Okay.
Cassie, you are pretty, you are funny,
and you have got a presence
like a-like a Goldie Hawn in the rough.
I'm a bird dog; I go get the next thing.
Then I guide you, I get you in all the right rooms.
Then it's your party.
And who's at my party?
Movie producers, television producers,
theater if you're not into making any money.
You tell me the guest list, and I make sure they show.
Is this the part where I lie and say I'll think about it?
[both laugh]
You don't have to play hard-to-get, Cass.
That's what I'm for.
[Edgar] And I don't even know why bees sting Mexicans.
Because bees are the Mexicans of insects.
- Think about it. - [laughter]
We show up at barbecues uninvited, right?
We'll stab you if you ask us to leave.
[Goldie] [slurring] Everybody says there's plenty
of blame to go around.
Blah, blah, blah. It's bullshit.
You know, in the Wild West,
people used to shoot at buffalo
from the train just 'cause they could.
Just 'cause they were out there in the open,
unprotected.
♪ gentle music ♪
Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, you gotta go.
No-no, nurses are busy people.
Busy, busy, busy.
♪♪♪
Could you tell her--
just tell her--
tell her, her mother said good night.
♪♪♪
To swimming pools,
movie stars,
and sex.
Oh. Ooh.
That's probably an acquired taste.
- Mm-hmm. - Hey, you, uh, mind
if Cassie and I watch her show here tonight?
- Ha. - That didn't last long.
[chuckles]
All right, shut up.
Hey, look, I love Cassie.
She's great, but, I mean, come on, man, we're rich.
We're drinking martinis at 9 a.m.
in our silk bathrobes.
You the only one wearing a silk bathrobe.
Well, is that my fault? They're hanging in your room.
I mean, look, I can see not wearing the captain's hat,
'cause that's more of a seasonal thing,
but-but these are so soft.
It's like they're made out of babies.
And we're not rich, by the way. You are.
We're just riding your coattails until America
pulls its collective head out of its ass.
You know what you're like?
You're just like Dorothy.
You got these ruby slippers on,
and you could wish for anything,
but all you can wish for is fucking Kansas.
And what was Dorothy supposed to wish for, a fucking boat?
Yeah, sure, anything but fucking Kansas.
Thank you, but I happen to like Kansas.
Yeah, well, might wanna think again.
All right, well, what is that supposed to mean?
Face it, Eddie, I mean, after Cassie's big premiere,
she's gonna have access to all kinds of celebrity wang.
- Mm. - [Eddie scoffs]
There's no difference between celebrity wang and...
regular wang.
What rock have you been living under, man?
Everybody knows celebrity wang is better,
because it's attached to a fucking celebrity.
I mean, okay, okay, who you gonna blow?
You got--you got Al Pacino here.
And then you got Joe the Butcher right here.
I mean, clearly you're gobbling Michael Corleone.
I-I hate to say it, but the man's right, all right?
With Cassie breaking out, it just ups the competition level.
Now she can fuck all the dudes that she used to have hanging
in her junior high school locker.
All right, you know what?
I don't have to listen to this shit.
I gotta pick up Roy at the airport.
Enjoy your bathwater and olives.
Come on, Eddie, don't be like that.
There's no place like anywhere but fucking Kansas.
Hey, Ron, just a heads-up,
you're out of toilet paper in bathroom number five.
Edgar, for the last time,
you don't fucking live here!
Thank you.
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
You're not jerking off up there, are you, kid?
[chuckles] No, uh--God, no.
I just, uh--oh, boy.
Full disclosure, this is a dream come true for me.
I, uh, you know, my mother and I,
we'd stay up late to watch you on Paar,
and, uh, she-- we just loved you.
I mean, she has all your albums, I was--
Does this story end with your mother and I
having slept together in Vegas
and you're trying to tell me that you're my son?
Because I've already had that car ride.
Yeah, no, uh, my mother,
she-she loved my father, actually.
But he--he was a tailor, my father and--
You already had me after not having fucked your mother.
Could you--
Okay, you just passed the hotel.
Oh, uh--yeah, sorry.
Um, we just gotta make a stop first.
[clears throat]
You wanna tell me what's going on?
I can't, um...
Goldie told me that if I said anything she--
Oh, Jesus, kid.
Please tell me you weren't her first choice.
Uh, doubt it.
- And cut on rehearsal. - Cut on rehearsal.
All right, thanks, everyone. That's a break.
Hey, uh, Don. A sec here?
Sure. What's up, Rene?
What the fuck is Ron doing in this scene?
A funeral scene, it's supposed to be emotional
between me and Tracy.
It is, it is.
Look, we're just using Benny as a treacle cutter, okay?
You're gonna get your moment,
and Benny's just gonna be in the background, you know?
Just lightening things up.
- You mean pulling focus. - No, not--
- If I may, Don. - Yeah.
Rene, I think what Don and the writers feel
is that the scene just needs a little more...oomph.
Oomph?
So the scene where my wife's grandmother,
the woman that raises her, dies.
We're at her funeral, and you think that needs
a little, uh-- a little more...
Oomph.
The button on your sleeve gets caught in her blouse,
and then you practically pull her
out of the motherfucking coffin.
You know, I've been thinking about that one, too.
And you know what could make it even funnier?
- What? - Is if what if first
my button gets caught in her wig.
And then you pull that off.
And then when I'm putting that wig back on,
then the sleeve gets caught in her blouse,
And then I yank her halfway out of the coffin.
[both laughing]
That's gold. I love it.
- Yeah, let's do it. - Take that to the bank.
- [laughs] - [sighs]
[man] Actors back in two.
Hi. Sorry to interrupt.
Oh, yeah, no, please. Don't be sorry.
I'm Candy Brinks. Huge fan.
I mean, Benny is so funny and original.
Wow, t-thank you.
I'm-I'm-I'm so glad that you like him.
Me. You know, me, you know?
[both chuckle]
Yeah, well, anyways, I just wanted to say hi.
Um, I'm transitioning from modeling to acting,
so they have me starting at the bottom.
Extra.
Oh, no, are you kidding?
I--personally, I only watch television
for the extras.
- Really? - Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, third lady from the left,
perusing the magazine rack.
That's--that's what I'm focused on.
So have I seen your-your work anywhere?
Um, that depends.
Uh, do you read Penthouse?
Uh, yes, I-I am familiar with Penthouse,
but I only read it for the articles.
I mean, just last week I masturbated
to this Marshall McLuhan piece on technology.
[laughs] You're terrible.
Yeah, ain't I though?
So I imagine you're, uh, you're a writer for the magazine?
Oh, my God, you're too much.
No, I was, um--
I was Pet of the Month last December.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
- Miss December, wow. - Yeah.
Is there a Mr. December?
Not yet.
[chuckles]
[knocking at door]
Ta-da.
[chuckling] Hey-ey-ey!
Ha ha. Roy. Look at you.
Yeah, yeah, hi.
- Okay. - Scotch all right?
Scotch is always all right.
How's Caroline?
Caroline?
That was three pairs of shoes ago.
Pick up a trade.
[chuckles] Oh.
So you wanna tell me
what the fucking hijacking's all about?
Well, I had a talk with our old friend Taffy.
They wanna buy me out.
Two mil.
- I heard. - Oh.
[chuckles] Let me guess, you said no.
That's funny to you?
It's Vegas, Goldie.
It's not the welcome wagon dropping by.
Take the dough.
What are you doing here in Los Angeles, huh?
Don't give me this Carson nonsense.
Any chance of getting a little ice?
They're gonna crush you.
[chuckles] Oh, man.
If I had a nickel. [chuckles]
Eh, they want to go into business with me.
My name and their money.
You got a location?
More like a noose.
Westwood, Pasadena.
And if you don't budge, down the block.
They're gonna surround you and choke you out.
It's your own fault.
You're too fucking good at what you do.
[chuckles] Thanks for filling in the blanks.
Hell...I knew you when.
You don't supposed you'd be up for dinner tonight, huh?
I mean, it's the least you could do
after I spent all that money on gas kidnapping you.
[chuckles]
What the hell is this?
[men talking indistinctly]
These are all-purpose glasses.
- Are you kidding me? - That's a lot of champagne.
Un-fucking-believable.
Look at this.
Told her it was gonna be just us.
[Ron] Listen, man, we need more cases of champagne, okay?
Otherwise this thing's not gonna work.
For this party to be truly memorable,
no one can fucking remember it.
- [Eddie] Hey, Ron. Ronald? - Yes, sir?
- What is all this? - Uh, well, isn't it obvious?
We're having a fucking party, Eddie.
[Eddie] Come on, we had a whole conversation.
What is this? Did you bring this?
- Yeah. - Aww.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
That was--that was a perfectly good Polish deli platter.
Yeah, congratulations on being the first person in history
to ever utter those words in the same sentence.
What'd you get married or some shit?
This is supposed to be an intimate evening.
Well, there's been a change of plans.
Now it's about me having sex with this.
What's the big deal? You've had sex with tons of magazines.
No, no, no, my friend. Not the photograph.
The woman.
Miss December.
Okay, I'm not that good at math,
but I'm pretty sure that that doesn't go into that.
I don't have time for negativity.
- What? - Look, man, ugh--
We talked about this. We talked all about this.
I had no choice. I invited Candy,
and then the cast heard, and then you can't invite the cast
without inviting the fucking crew.
All right, I understand. This is your house, okay?
But can you just, I don't know,
let Cassie have her moment and not have it be
all about you meeting someone from your
jerk-off Hall of Fame?
No problemo. Cal's coming.
- The agent? - Yeah.
Big Hollywood party, champagne.
All for Cassie's premiere.
It's gonna impress the shit out of him.
Man has already got a boner.
That I do. Thank you.
See, that's how you inquire about another man's boner.
Not as a question, but as a statement of fact.
Yeah. Good!
Hey, babe.
[sighs] What now, Sid?
[sighs]
[sighs]
I just talked to our daughter.
And?
The thing with you two.
Thing? There is no thing.
Come on.
You don't have to come at me with guns blazing.
I want to help.
She's your daughter for Christ's sake.
It's--you know, it's not--
it's-it's-it's not right, Gold.
I'm not the one gumming up the works.
[grunts]
She doesn't wanna talk. [sighs]
Maybe I could change that.
Maybe I could talk to her.
Eh, I think maybe that ship's already sailed.
So let me help.
[sighs] Okay.
Good.
Could I?
Sure.
[chuckles]
[exhales]
Um...
I got a call.
Vegas.
I told them I held no sway.
What'd they promise you?
Ooh.
They said I could open for Tom Jones
two months at the Flamingo.
If I could get you to come to Vegas for a sit-down.
[laughs]
[clears throat]
I could make it happen.
Amanda, I mean.
You do this for me,
I could discharge her for a couple hours.
I could have her here tonight even.
What the fuck, Gold?
- Get out. - What?
Get out!
What, you come in here and use your own daughter as bait?
Yeah, 'cause God forbid there'd be something in it
for someone other than you, right?
That's right, Sid, go ahead, stick to the gun
you just shot yourself in the foot with.
Get the fuck out!
Tom Jones!
[audience boos]
[jazzy music playing on TV]
Tough crowd.
Tough crowd calls for an even tougher soda.
♪♪♪
[gulps]
- [chuckles] - Tougher soda.
What the fuck does that even mean?
Blow me. The commercial is national.
Every time it airs, it gets me a foot further
away from you two.
Big Red, the pop with pow.
[muffled explosion]
- With pow! - [laughter]
Hey, Bill, what's a soul going for these days?
You thinking about laying off the blow tonight,
Keith Richards, or is total incoherency
your big closer?
Why don't you relax, Big Red?
You see a needle sticking out of my arm?
Welcome boys. Ha ha. I'm Willy Speers.
I own this tub.
- Hey, I'm Bill. - Bill!
- Willy. - Nick Beverly.
- Nick. Ha. - Carnegie. Ralph Carnegie.
Carnegie.
Is that a negro name?
Technically, it was a gift
given to my great-grandfather by the people who owned him.
That's funny. You should use that.
[laughs] Well, we got one rule. You're not in LA.
And we got no profanity.
State law. Plus, we're a family joint.
We get a lot of kids and a lot of old farts eating in here.
Now, I may have rules,
but we still like to have fun.
[chuckles] I will yell and do shit to you while you're up.
Get the audience jazzed.
You serious? You're talking about heckling?
You're gonna heckle the comics?
The audience heckles.
Think of me as more of a warm-up act.
Um, Willy, this is going on during our act?
[chuckles] Trust me, you'll need me with this bunch.
Ooh, I got a good feeling about this one.
- [Willy] Have a good show! - Yeah.
[Goldie] The hell is Arnie?
Would somebody please make sure that he sees this note?
Please, please, please. Thank you.
Don't suppose you're gonna watch tonight.
You're still a producer.
Yeah, well, getting screwed doesn't feel any better
just 'cause they roll your name in the credits.
What about you, you ready?
[inhales deeply] Yeah, I--
I feel like I've been ready for a while now.
You can kiss anonymity good-bye.
Primetime, Saturday night.
Like being on Carson an entire week.
Just know that I know
that none of this would have happened without you
and this place.
[sighs] That's bullshit.
You're just like me.
Same snarl, different bite.
I'm taking that as a compliment.
That's how I meant it.
I'm proud of you. You got balls.
And you can't have a cootch in this business,
you don't have balls.
- [both chuckle] - I'll remember that.
[laughter]
Seriously, why are any of you still living here?
Look, you can trust me on this,
the railroad's not coming through here, okay?
Not now, not ever.
I heard John Steinbeck came here for inspiration,
but he left 'cause he got too bummed out.
You know, your town is like
a Grapes of Wrath amusement park.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yeah, come on, man. Is that necessary?
- This concern you? - Yeah, just my jokes
work better without the child abuse.
[laughter and groans]
[crowd cheering]
[drum roll]
[man] Get him, Willy!
You some kind of smart aleck?
Who me? No. No, no, no.
I'm, uh, no smart aleck.
I'm, uh, just a guy watching another guy
yank his son's arm out of the socket
'cause he spilled his fucking soda.
That's who I am.
What'd I say about obscenities?
- [cheers and applause] - The obscenities.
Obscenities. What did you say?
Oh, you said don't fucking do 'em.
Uh, you think that my saying the word fuck,
that's the problem, right?
I'd hate to be the one to introduce thinking
into the conversation, but you might wanna
wake the fuck up, Big Willy.
You are mad at a word. A word.
Richard Nixon brought this country to its knees,
and not in the way that Willy likes with his sister.
This guy wore that shirt to get laid.
What the fuck?
The world that you know is burning to the ground,
but this genius, he's mad about a word.
How much coke did he do before he got onstage?
- [Nick] Double down. - About that much.
[Nick] Oh, my goodness, I hear it.
Do you hear that?
If you listen real close,
I think you can hear it.
There is a train coming.
[imitates train chugging] Fuck-a-fuck-a-fuck-a-fuck-a.
Fuck-a-fuck-a-fuck-a-fuck-a, fuck-a-fuck-a-fuck-a-fuck-a.
Fuck-a-fuck-a-fuck-a-fuck-a, Fuck-a-fuck-a-fuck-a-fuck-a.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
- Fuck you! - [crowd cheers]
- Fuck you! - That's enough!
- [cheers and applause] - Yeah?
Says fucking who?
Says me.
- [crowd cheers] - [laughs]
Ha ha! Hey!
Look at that.
Where's that big mouth now, tough guy, huh?
Ooh, Cletus, you gotta back up.
That breath smells like if shit took a sauna.
Hey, man, there's no need for that.
Step the fuck back now.
Leave him alone, asshole.
I don't mean no disrespect.
- Just keep cool, all right? - Keep cool?
What, you think I'm one of your jive friends?
- [laughs] - Get the fuck off me.
Stay there, Bill.
[laughs]
So you run this motley outfit?
Listen, my friend acted poorly in there.
- Mm-hmm. - And he knows that.
What do you say we just leave? No harm, no foul.
It sounds to me like you're trying to interfere
with my arrest.
I'm trying to end this civilly.
[laughs]
Motherfucker will you please--come on!
- [groaning] - Ralph--
[Ralph] Get your hands off me.
Get me out of this fucking car!
Get your fucking hands off me. I served this country in Nam!
- Get your hands off him! - Explains why we lost.
- [Nick] Fuck you! - Fuck you!
[whistle blows]
[funk music playing on stereo]
- [Cassie] Oh, my God. - [Eddie] I know, right?
Are you sure you're okay with this being a big party?
I know you wanted it to be a small affair.
[Cassie] Yeah, this is so fun.
I mean, I know it was my idea to have it just the two of us,
but this is amazing, and Cal's coming?
[Eddie] Yes, he is, according to Ron.
[Rene] This is a pretty nice pad for a mailman.
Yeah, man, it's amazing what 20 grand an episode will buy.
I mean, I can only imagine what your place looks like,
what you must pull in.
Same as you. Twenty Gs.
Really?
Really.
Cool. Cool. Yeah, right on.
- Is it? Is it? - Yeah, no, I just--
You know, I thought it might be more 'cause you're the lead.
- You would think. - I didn't know if it was--
Oh, there's Candy. There's--Candy's here.
- Ahh! - Hey.
Oh, I'm so glad you made it.
I'm glad I made it too.
Excuse me, guys. Candy's here.
May I use your little girl's room for a sec?
Of course, uh, there's actually five restrooms,
so you can--you can pee all night.
- No way she's with you. - Yeah. Yep.
- Miss December, Penthouse. - No way.
- Way. - What's her name?
- Candy. - It's like her parents knew.
- She's a walking sex fantasy. - Fuck.
So what's your plan? What are you gonna do?
Sex. I'm gonna have sex with her.
- Yeah. - And then, you know,
probably some awkward conversation.
- Sure. - And feign mutual interests.
More sex.
No, you can't just have regular guy sex with her.
She's a Penthouse Pet. You need to add some pizzazz.
- Pizzazz? - Yeah.
Like what?
I don't--like...
a Bengal tiger.
Okay, I'm not-I'm not sure we have time for that.
You got anything a little more reasonable?
How much champagne do you have?
Tons.
You're gonna need more.
♪♪♪
[gentle piano music playing]
You sure this is a restaurant
and not some guinea elephant graveyard?
You be nice.
Chef went through a lot of bother to open these cans.
Well, I'd ask for a doggy bag, but I like my dog.
[chuckles]
♪♪♪
What?
Cut the bullshit.
What's the capacity?
Two-fifty if we grease the fire marshal.
The owner hit an iceberg about six months ago.
He's been trying to dump the lease ever since.
What about Vegas?
What about Vegas?
They're very good to me. Always have been.
What are they offering?
Twenty-eighty, but I don't have to do shit but perform.
Mm.
I'll go seventy-thirty.
Headline here the first month.
One week a month from then on.
So I'm gonna fuck my Vegas brand for a ten percent bump?
Take the two million, Goldie.
What is it, Roy? Hmm?
The terms or Vegas?
Between you and I, we know just about every comic,
every talent agent in the business.
We could really make a go of this place.
Let me explain it so you understand.
Vegas is gonna swallow you whole
and shit out the seeds.
All right, thought I was preaching to the converted.
Okay, well, then convert me.
Hmm? Why Santa Monica?
It's a shithole.
Yeah, a shithole by the beach that they're about--
- A shithole by the beach. - Yes.
Oh, you should put that on the sign.
And they are about to pour a shitload of money into it.
Trust me, it's gonna be a tourist pull.
Oh, okay, so we're-we're a tourist attraction now.
Is that what we are?
Tourists go home eventually.
Places like Detroit, Chicago, Boston, New York.
All cities just waiting for something a little funnier
than what they got.
Come on, you wouldn't be here now
if the time wasn't right for expanding.
♪♪♪
Roy...
Vegas can't strangle what it can't get its hands around.
Sixty-forty.
And I want my own driver when I'm out here.
You hit a few parked cars drunk,
and automatically everyone wants to infringe
on your civil liberties.
Get me that elf with the infectious grin.
Eddie. Eddie it is.
Good.
[groans]
[TV announcer] Citgo extra range motor oil.
- [Cassie] Oh, man. - [Eddie] How you feeling?
- I don't know. - Am I late?
Ah, no, you're right on time.
Hi, come sit.
You look wonderful, wonderful.
Thanks.
- You mind if I, uh-- - Nope, nope.
- Here you go. - Thanks so much.
This is the agent that I was telling you about.
I appreciate it. Oh, my gosh!
- I know. - The big night.
- [mouthing] - Are you so excited?
- You must be just thrilled. - I'm very excited.
[cheers and applause]
[TV announcer] From CBS Studios
in Hollywood, California,
it's Girls Are Funny Too.
[cheers and applause]
Thank you for coming.
[TV announcer] Starring...
[news announcer] We interrupt your
regularly scheduled program for this special report.
What you're seeing is the devastation left behind
from a category five tornado
that landed in Bixby, Oklahoma,
just miles from Tulsa.
The devastation continues to mount,
along with the death toll, as the twister,
one of five known, winds its way north.
Much of Tulsa County is currently without power,
and tornado warnings are still in effect,
making search and rescue operations very dangerous.
- That's terrible. - Yeah.
[news announcer] Ten known deaths...
[phone ringing distantly]
[keys jangling, door rattles]
You.
[sniffs]
[groans]
What about him?
What about him?
He can sweat it out.
[sighs]
[phone rings distantly]
[door clanging, closes]
[grunts]
[man] [laughs]
All alone now. All alone.
[news announcer] A local church in nearby Stillwater,
St. Joseph the Worker, where several families
were riding out the tornado has collapsed,
trapping the families seeking refuge under the rubble.
Are you fucking kidding me?
[news announcer] Very little is known at this time.
I mean, are you fucking shitting me?
[Eddie] Cass, Cass.
Hey, it's called Tornado Alley, you know what I mean?
It's not fucking Chance of Showers Alley.
It's in the fucking title.
You don't like wind, fucking get the fuck out of the city.
I'm not gonna relax, and I'm not up-I'm not upset.
This isn't a fucking salmonella outbreak
- at the Polish deli. - No.
Once again, my life has been preempted
by a fucking tragedy...
Tough night, Cass.
...that I had no fucking hand in.
Minor setback. It's gonna be okay.
- Talk to you in a day or two. - Okay, great, yeah.
I'll wait by the phone tomorrow.
Hey, is this still the comedy show?
These girls don't look funny. They look dead.
Hello? Am I bothering you?
[distant music, chatter]
[Eddie] There she is,
Calamity Jane.
Well, I'd like to say that that was the premiere
of Girls Are Crazy Too,
but I think we both know that's not true.
Yeah.
It's understandable.
Who wouldn't be upset?
Think Mother Teresa would have gone on that rant
if her special was preempted by innocent deaths?
[chuckles]
Well, you had a bad moment.
Huh.
I don't know if it would be worse
thinking it and not saying it.
You think I'm terrible?
No.
We're not our worst moments.
Hopefully.
Thanks for being so supportive.
Please don't do that.
Do what?
You just--
you make me sound like an afterthought.
Like I'm some kinda coda to your ups and downs.
For saying that you're supportive?
Yeah, it feels like a pat on the head.
Is this because I gave your seat to Cal?
Oh, was that not a shitty thing?
Should I not feel shitty about that?
I need an agent, Eddie.
I thought you of all people would understand that.
Well, maybe that's the problem.
Maybe I don't really want to feel like all people with you.
Are you jealous?
You seriously think I'm jealous?
- Well, I-- - Why?
Why, because I don't have my own show?
Or The Main Stage? Or agents chasing me?
Look, I know I work in a deli, wait tables,
perform at The Cellar at 2 a.m.
in front of three people.
I'm good with that.
Look, nobody roots harder for you than I do.
I know that, I know.
So I will happily take a backseat
to where we are in our careers,
but in our relationship, no fucking way.
You know what would be nice for a change?
How 'bout you following me outside
after I've had a shit day?
That would be nice.
♪ funk music ♪
♪♪♪
[overlapping chatter]
♪♪♪
♪ I've been let down, I've been turned around ♪
I've never been in a champagne Jacuzzi before.
- Few have. - Mm.
I had the staff drain the water out and...
Oh, yeah?
And pour a bunch of cases of bubbly in.
Mm.
♪ Didn't get me down ♪
Mm.
♪ I go wild ♪
Mmm.
♪♪♪
[laughs]
That would be my penis.
Our penis.
That's what I meant.
[both chuckle]
[moaning]
- Yeah. - My vagina.
- You mean "our vagina." - Ohh, no!
It fucking burns! Fuck, fuck, it burns!
[screaming]
♪♪♪
That's not good.
It fucking burns! I'm fucking hurt!
Oh, my God!
[crowd cheering]
I'll save you.
♪♪♪
[Candy] I can fucking swim!
So alcohol heated to 103 degrees...
Hmm. Seems obvious now.
Yeah.
[phone rings]
No. Okay.
[ringing continues]
All right, all right, all right, I'm coming.
Hello.
Huh?
[sighs]
What police station?
[birds chirping]
[phones ringing, indistinct chatter]
[sighs]
Thanks for the pizza and beer.
[sighs]
Hey, Ralph.
[Bill] Ralph, you hungry? You wanna get something to eat?
Or should we race back to the hotel so you can jot
this down in your pink little diary while it's still fresh?
And I think we got a new road rule:
stay the fuck outta Arizona, am I right?
Hey, we ain't bonding over this shit.
You dig?
♪ Bill Withers' "Hope She'll Be Happier" plays ♪
♪♪♪
[Eddie] But I love my mother very much.
But what are you gonna do? That's the way it is.
She didn't love me back.
When I was little, she actually told me
that windowless vans were taxis for children.
[scattered laughter]
This was also the same woman who, uh,
encouraged me to apply to Notre Dame
on a bell-ringing scholarship.
♪ Maybe the lateness of the hour ♪
Bell-ringing? As in ringing a bell?
Not doing it, huh? Not ringing a bell?
[Ralph] I mean, it's another racist depiction reinforcing
the stereotype that all black people are lazy.
Now, I would have changed the channel,
but the television was all the way across the room.
[laughter]
In my defense, I did have my recliner set
all the way back to righteous indignation mode.
♪ But in my heart there is a shower ♪
So you guys have been a fantastic crowd.
Thank you. My name is Ralph Carnegie.
- [cheers and applause] - Thank you.
♪ I hope she'll be happier with him ♪
Coming to the stage next, your headliner.
You've seen him on The Tonight Show.
Give it up for Mr. Bill Hobbs.
[cheers and applause]
♪ Baby the darkness ♪
[Bill] Ralph Carnegie, ladies and gentlemen,
from Sonny & Cher, and now that they're getting a divorce
Ralph is gonna be available for some light yard work.
I don't know if you want him around your house though.
He might steal something.
♪ Makes me seem lonelier ♪
Ralph is half black and half a comedian, so...
♪ Than I am ♪
♪♪♪
[Naomi] God, that was funny.
The way you can just get up there and--
it's so cool.
Naomi.
Pleasure, Naomi.
So tell me something funny, Mr. Funny Guy.
♪ Happier with him ♪
Something funny...
♪♪♪
♪ I can't believe ♪
♪ That she don't want to see me ♪
♪♪♪
♪ We lived and loved ♪
♪ With each other so long ♪
♪♪♪
♪ I never thought ♪
♪ That she really would leave me ♪
♪♪♪
♪ But she's gone ♪
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Both the Sony PXW-Z280 & FS5 Mark II camcorders announced at the NAB 2018 event.
The new Sony FS5 Mark II E-mount Camcorder comes with stunning 4096 x 2160 4K HDR and
120fps performance at 60Hz mode (and 100fps at 50Hz mode), as well as RAW capabilities,
the new Super 35 mm camcorder marries outstanding image quality with an ergonomic modular frame,
offering content creators ultimate creative flexibility.
Sony's PXW-Z280 4K 3-CMOS 1/2″ Sensor XDCAM Camcorder continues the fine tradition
of the XDCAM series of cameras.
It captures 4K at up to 60p relying on three 1/2″ Exmor R sensors that provide improved
low-light capability when compared to standard sensors.
Sony PXW-Z280: $6,950 at B&H, Adorama.
Sony FS5 Mark II: $4,749.99 at B&H, Adorama.
Sony FS5 Mark II with 18-105mm Lens: $5,249.99 at B&H, Adorama.
Sony PXW-Z280 & FS5 Mark II Camcorders Available for Pre-order.
Sony FS5 Mark II Highlights; Super 35-Sized CMOS Sensor, E-Mount.
4K/2K Raw Output with External Recorder.
Full HD up to 120 fps, 240 fps Burst.
Electronic Variable ND Filter.
Dual Media Card Slots.
Optional External Recorder.
Sony PXW-Z280 Highlights; 4K at 50p / 60p.
4:2:2 10-bit @ 4K.
XAVC Intra/Long, MPEG HD422, MPEG HD and DVCAM.
built-in 17x optical zoom lens with three indvidual rings and hard stops.
Variable ND.
S-Log 3.
With the addition of an optional adaptor, SxS and SD cards can be used for media recording.
Four-channel audio recording with independent volume dials.
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Philips Hue Dimmer Switch - Smarter controls for your smart home - Duration: 2:12.
[ Jazzy trumpet flare ]
The Philips Hue Dimmer Switch: It claims to work "as a normal wall switch and dimmer."
"Place it anywhere you want [and] enrich your system with smooth wireless dimming"
It has 4 labeled buttons and comes with a remote and wall plate that attach magnetically.
It's $25 by itself or $35 when bundled with 1 Hue bulb.
The Hue Dimmer Switch is the second switch Philips has released to control its Hue line.
The first being the Hue Tap.
Compared to the Hue Tap, the design of the Hue Switch is elegant and fits better in homes
since it mimics the design and function of a typical wall switch.
And while sacrificing some of the customization options of the Tap Switch, the labels on the
Dimmer Switch make it easier to understand.
While testing the Dimmer Switch, we also took a look at some other smart switch options,
and the Dimmer Switch was the most well rounded of the ones we looked at.
Not only is the design pleasant and easy to understand, it's also the cheapest option
and was the most reliable when you set it up through the Hue App.
Setting up the Dimmer Switch was straightforward.
You simply go in the Hue App and add it to your current bridge, and from there you choose
which rooms or accessories you want it to control.
The On button will cycle through up to 4 scenes, but the 2 dimming buttons cannot be reprogrammed
within the Hue app like the buttons on the Tap Switch.
However if you set the device up through Apple's HomeKit, it allows you to customize each button
to control any number of accessories including devices that aren't part of the Hue ecosystem.
You can use the Dimmer switch with up to 10 Hue bulbs without a hub, but you are limited
to the dimming functions and cannot change the color of the bulbs or setup scenes.
We did find that if you quickly pressed two buttons back to back, this would cause some
of the lights to not respond to the commands.
But triggering scenes was quick, and the transition between scenes was a subtle fade rather than
an instant change.
The biggest frustration people have with Hue lights is that when they are installed, the
automation and smart features only work if the bulbs stay powered, so control has to
happen either through a smart switch or through an app making the lights cumbersome to use
especially for guests.
The Hue Dimmer Switch solves this issue by acting in place of a wall switch while not
interfering with the smart features.
And compared the Hue Tap, the Hue Dimmer switch was more reliable and easy to setup and understand.
The verdict from our panel of judges:
[Todd:] Get it
[Logan:] Get it
[Michael:] Get it
Thank you for watching, and don't forget to like, comment, and--
Shut up and cut to the tech!
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A New Administrator is Confirmed on This Week @NASA – April 20, 2018 - Duration: 2:56.
A new NASA Administrator is confirmed …
Our next planet-hunting mission launches …
And the first 3-D microscopic image on the space station – a few of the stories to
tell you about – This Week at NASA!
The U.S. Senate has confirmed Rep. Jim Bridenstine of Oklahoma as the 13th Administrator of NASA.
"NASA is an extraordinary agency with an extremely talented and diverse workforce.
It has brought about civilization changing events and scientific discoveries.
It has inspired billions of people and it represents what is exceptional about the United
States of America."
Bridenstine, a pilot in the U.S. Navy Reserve and former executive director of the Tulsa
Air and Space Museum and Planetarium, was elected to the U.S. Congress in 2012 to represent
Oklahoma's First Congressional District.
"Liftoff – the SpaceX Falcon 9 carrying TESS."
Our Transiting Exoplanet Survey Satellite, or TESS, launched April 18 on a SpaceX Falcon
9 rocket, from Florida.
TESS will search for planets outside of our solar system, known as exoplanets, including
those that could support life.
It's expected to catalog thousands of planet candidates for follow up studies.
Using a newly upgraded microscope aboard the International Space Station, researchers have
taken the first 3-D image of microscopic particles.
The particles – called colloids – are tiny suspensions found in liquids – ranging
from milk to fabric softener.
They were first seen during a collaborative experiment with Procter & Gamble Co. that
could help improve the shelf lives of some consumer products.
Data from our Juno mission to Jupiter has been used to create a 3-D infrared movie showing
densely packed cyclones and anticyclones permeating the planet's polar regions, and the first
detailed view of a dynamo, or engine, powering the magnetic field for any planet beyond Earth.
The imagery will help the Juno mission team understand the forces at work in the animation.
We celebrated "Earth Day in the Nation's Capital" – a live event featuring hands-on
activities and presentations about our home planet.
You can join the celebration with some online tools that let you create your own shareable
views of our home planet, help combat mosquito-transmitted diseases, and watch our fleet of Earth-observing
spacecraft as they circle the globe.
For all things Earth Day – #NASA4Earth and https://www.nasa.gov/earthday.
That's what's up this week @NASA …
For more on these and other stories follow us on the web at nasa.gov/twan
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NASA Just Launched a New, Planet-Hunting Telescope! - Duration: 5:46.
[♪ INTRO]
Every week is great for getting excited about planets,
but this past one has been especially exciting!
I mean, planets! What would we do without them?
From launching a new satellite, to finding diamonds from a lost world,
researchers have been hard at work transforming how we think about our planet,
the solar system, and the rest of the universe.
It's been a big week.
First up, earlier this week, NASA launched its Transiting Exoplanet Survey Satellite,
or TESS, from the Kennedy Space Center in Florida.
Like its name suggests, TESS will hunt for exoplanets using the transit method,
which relies on watching a planet cross in front of its star.
When that happens, the brightness of the star dims by a certain amount,
depending on how big and how close the planet is.
Over time, if the brightness keeps changing by the same amount at regular intervals,
that's a good indication that there's a planet there.
Researchers can then extrapolate details about the planet's size and orbit
based on the magnitude and regularity of that dip.
The Kepler Mission, which ran from 2009 to 2013, also used this method.
It focused in on a small patch of sky,
which allowed it to get lots of data from dimmer, farther stars.
TESS is gonna do almost the exact opposite: It'll look at about 85% of the sky
and observe over 200,000 targets, focusing only on the brightest stars
within 200 light-years of Earth.
But that brightness will allow it to do something Kepler can't.
See, when transiting exoplanets move in front of their stars,
they don't just block out light because they're in the way.
The chemicals in their atmospheres also absorb some of the light.
Specific chemicals absorb specific wavelengths of light,
and when scientists spread that starlight out into a spectrum,
they can see that chemical footprint.
It shows up as a pattern of dark lines at specific wavelengths.
Based on this pattern, they can tell what's in that planet's atmosphere.
And based on that, they can figure out some of what's happening on the planet's surface,
even maybe assess how habitable the world is.
The thing is, if a star is dim, its spectrum is also dim,
and the spectral lines aren't well-defined.
And since Kepler focused on dimmer targets, it's really hard to extract that chemical info.
That's not to badmouth Kepler, of course, it did lots of amazing things,
lots of great measurements, found tons and tons of planets!
But spectrally, it's kind of lacking.
We have gotten good spectra from some of its targets, but most of them are just too dim.
Because TESS will look at super bright stars, we're going to be able to do lots of follow-up
using ground-based telescopes, and when it launches, NASA's James Webb Space Telescope.
We're going to get much more detailed and complete portraits
of the kinds of planets in the galaxy than we did with Kepler.
We'll be able to learn not just their size and orbit, but their compositions,
and what kinds of processes are happening on and inside them!
So far, TESS is expected to find tens of thousands of new worlds,
including at least a few dozen around the size of Earth.
And when they do, you can bet we will be here to tell you about them.
Speaking of planets, scientists published a paper this week in Nature Communications
describing the first evidence of a whole new planet in our solar system.
Or rather, one that used to be around here billions of years ago.
This isn't, like, a sneaky Planet 9 announcement, you probably would've heard about that.
For a while, researchers believed that the early solar system was full of protoplanets.
These were bodies around the size of Mars or Mercury that smashed into each other
to form today's planets and moons, including Earth's Moon.
We think they should exist based on what we can see around us,
but we haven't really had any tangible proof, at least, not until this new paper.
Now, researchers have announced they've found concrete evidence for a lost protoplanet
in the Almahata Sitta meteorite, which exploded over Sudan in 2008.
Specifically, this rock is a ureilite, which is a kind of meteorite that's been exposed
to intense pressures and temperatures, and has lots of magnesium, iron, and carbon.
We think all ureilites came from one original parent body, but we're not totally sure.
Either way, they definitely formed under some extreme conditions,
like the kind of conditions on par with the inside of Earth.
Now, we've found this kind of rock before, but Almahata Sitta is special.
Because when scientists took a close look at some of its fragments,
they found diamonds inside!
Which is not actually the special part.
We know diamonds form inside the Earth, and since ureilites formed in similar environments,
the presence of diamonds wasn't a huge surprise.
But the information contained in them was.
Diamonds are minerals, which means they have regular, repeating crystalline structures.
And that structure reflects the pressure and temperature conditions
under which the mineral formed.
Analysis of the diamonds in this meteorite showed that its parent body formed under
pressures that exceeded 20 gigapascals, which is a whole lot;
the kind of pressures seen in the Earth's upper mantle.
That means that the rocks must have originally formed in a body big enough
to have sustained a mantle like the Earth,
something about the size of Mercury or Mars, but with a different composition.
The problem is, there isn't a direct match anywhere in our solar system.
But there probably used to be.
Based on its composition, scientists now think Almahatta Sitta came
from a Mercury- or Mars-sized protoplanet that existed billions of years ago.
That means the diamonds in these rocks are some of the last remains of a world
that no longer exists, at least, not in the way it used to.
These days, it might just be a bunch of asteroids.
We already knew that ureilites happen under extreme conditions,
but now, we have some pretty clear pointers to their origin: protoplanets.
Or maybe even just one protoplanet.
As always, it would be helpful to do more research to look for supporting evidence.
But one way or another, these rocks are telling a pretty great story.
Thank you for watching this episode of SciShow Space!
Scientists are learning new stuff about the universe every week,
and if you want to keep learning about that and getting excited about it with us,
you can subscribe at youtube.com/scishowspace.
[♪ OUTRO]
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Vienna Austria WOW Factor - Duration: 7:40.Vienna, Austria has an air of old world elegance that permeates the city.
I often think of cities as people and if Vienna were a person
she'd be a poised woman who never slouched or wore wrinkled blouses.
I first visited Vienna when I was eighteen years old
and it left such an impression on me that I've dreamt of it since
and I know it's a city I'll always return to.
Vienna has so much history, art, music, and culture
that it sometimes feels as if the whole city is humming and vibrating
as its past collides with its present.
In this video, I'm going to share some of my favourite things to see and do in Vienna.
Belvedere Palace is one of the world's best baroque palaces
and a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
There are beautiful grounds and gardens you can walk around too.
Inside, it's easy to feel like you've travelled back in time
and, looking out through the windows, I could imagine when this palace was home to real royals.
There are gorgeous architectural details,
chandeliers,
and ceilings that are, themselves, works of art.
You'll also find the world's largest collection of paintings by Austrian artist Gustav Klimt.
Klimt's paintings are so distinct
and I adored the chance to occupy the same space as them and see them up close -
I always love getting a good look at the artist's signature.
Klimt's most recognizable piece is called The Kiss, a gold-flecked painting of a man embracing a woman.
There's a lot of traffic around this painting, as you can imagine,
and Marc and I stared at it for a long time.
We decided to put decorum aside and recreate it ourselves which was really fun.
What do you guys think?
I feel like we pretty much nailed it.
That room full of incredible Klimt pieces was one of my favourites in the whole palace.
One thing I found extra wonderful is a braille version of The Kiss
so that visually impaired people can enjoy it too.
The Belvedere also has a great collection by another of my favourite artist's: Egon Schiele,
an Austrian painter who also happened to be a protégé of Gustav Klimt's.
The way Schiele paints people is unbelievable.
I also got really excited to see a giant portrait of Napoleon
which was thrilling for me because when I was about five years old
one of my favourite TV shows was Napoleon and Josephine: A Love Story,
which my Mom and I watched together.
One of my casual obsessions is paintings of women reading books.
I always photograph them and I keep them in a folder on my phone for easy access.
Let's just say I was able to add some very good photos at the Belvedere.
One display took me by complete surprise and it's one of the most unique things I've ever seen in a gallery:
a series of sculpted busts called Character Heads.
At first I thought it was a contemporary exhibition parodying the solemn faces
you normally see on an 18th century bust.
But, no, these are from the late 1700s and depict laughter, shock, disgust,
and a mocking tongue sticking out.
Think of them as 18th century emojis.
Truthfully, The Belvedere is so fantastic I could go on and on about it
but there are other things I want to show you in Vienna
so let's move on to an art gallery and museum on the complete other end of the spectrum:
Museum Hundertwasser.
Born Friedrich Stowasser, this Austrian-born artist and architect
changed his name to Friedensreich Hundertwasser and he's one of Marc's favourite artists.
His paintings and buildings incorporate bright colours,
tile mosaics,
and spirals.
You won't find any straight lines either.
In fact, Hundertwasser once said 'the straight line is godless.'
You'll notice this unique feature as soon as you walk in the lobby of the museum
and see the peaks and valleys of the floor
and feel yourself walking up and down instead of straight on level ground.
You might also do a double take at the water fountain
where the water flows upwards.
Hundertwasser was very passionate about environmental protection
so that's a theme you'll see in his work as well.
This is also Vienna's first 'green museum'
as he experimented with grass roofs and planted trees in building facades.
One of the things that sticks with me most are the life and death notices
that show Hundertwasser as a man from 1928 to his death in 2000
and, after his death, taking on the new form of a tree.
His work is very graphic and incorporates lots of geometric shapes and colours.
He said: "To make graphic art is like playing chess simultaneously with many unknown partners."
Best known for his paintings and building designs,
Hundertwasser also designed stamps for the United Nations,
license plates,
and flag concepts for Australia,
New Zealand,
and a united Israel and Palestine.
At the museum you can see 3D renderings of his architectural designs,
including a whole planned community that represented his vision
for how humanity could live in harmony with nature.
When you leave the museum, head down the street to close by Hundertwasserhaus –
an apartment building designed by, you guessed it, Hundertwasser.
How many more times can I say Hundertwasser?
They're private homes so you can't go inside but you can admire it from the outside.
You'll see mismatched windows, trees growing on the rooftop, and leaning columns.
It certainly stands out from the traditional buildings that surround it.
Another building that stands out – though for different reasons –
is the Vienna State Opera or Wiener Staatsoper.
In the lobby you'll see ornate details and ridiculously affordable opera tickets.
One of my top recommendations for Vienna is seeing the opera for just 3 or 4 Euros.
These are standing room only and there are little benches you can lean up against.
The tickets are limited so make sure you arrive early
because you can't book them in advance and the lines can get really long.
I thought that was Vienna's cheapest thrill until I discovered something that only costs 90 cents
located underneath the opera house: the Opera Toilet.
This is one of those ridiculously amusing things that made Marc and I very giggly.
It's located down the escalator at the Karlsplatz subway entrance.
By its own estimation this is 'Vienna's most beautiful toilet'
and I have to admit that the loud opera music that plays non-stop
adds a certain je ne sais quoi that you don't usually find in public toilets.
They encourage you to take a toilet selfie
and I couldn't help dancing to the orchestral music and the whole thing, honestly, just made me giddy.
I realize toilets aren't usually something one recommends
but here you have it: I'm recommending the Opera Toilet.
Another cheap thrill, and a fantastic way to get a tour of the city, is to hop on a tram.
To me, trams are one of Vienna's defining features
and part of what bridged the gap from the past to the present.
The tram network dates back to 1865 when tram carriages were pulled by horses.
You won't find that today but you will find a comfortable, affordable way to move around the city.
These days, the trams serve more than 200 million passengers every year.
When you've given your feet a break and hopefully enjoyed the view out the window of the tram,
head over to St. Stephen's Cathedral.
It's located right in the heart of the city centre amidst the hustle and bustle
and my favourite part of this church hands down is the roof.
It's such a bold, graphic design and the pattern and colours really pop against the blue sky.
To me it feels surprising and unique.
Inside are beautifully detailed columns,
stained glass,
and an overall feeling of calm.
Vienna is such a polished-feeling city and definitely occupies a space in my heart.
I hope you enjoyed this video – please give it a thumbs up if you did.
I'd love to know what your favourite parts of Vienna are so please leave a comment down below.
Subscribe to my channel for more travel videos and thanks for watching!
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Changed-Indie Furry RPG-Gameplay 遊戲實況Part.1（English Subtitles） - Duration: 42:23.
Hello everyone, this is Daisang, and today let's play Changed
an RPG with adventure and puzzle elements
It is an independent game made by a Chinese developer
It is currently on the steam, I put the link below. According to the developer, the English version will be released in the month, so let's get started.
Normal mode is more challenging and unlocks all game content. Start your adventure!
"This should be our protagonist, a...teenager"
Glare blinded stab you, but you're still trying to squint to see where you are.
You barely see yourself in a very strange room
Your hands and feet are weak, your head is dizzy, and more importantly, you feel like you haven't eaten anything for a long time.
Wear only a pair of shorts, standing here, You feel so overwhelmed
Obviously, you were abducted. The last memory before the coma confirms this:
You remember that you were attacked by a group of people.
Although you are very confused, but you still clearly know that the most important thing is to escape from here.
Anyway, you only have this one option.
Your adventure begins now
You curiously look at this strange machine, looks like you have been locked in it for a long time
There are some liquids at the bottom, and you can't help but think they should be sweet.
You seem to drink this liquid a lot in the coma
"Oh, it's repeated"
A note, don't know who wrote it.
If you don't want to be one of them
then DO NOT touch any of them!!!
Avoid them!
I don't know the password to unlock you. All I can do hope you can see this note.
Bless you, survivors
Is it something dangerous nearby?
The handwriting on the notes is very scribbled, Probably not written by the person who kidnaps me
You kind of hope that this is all a reality show
There are other words on the second page, but it seems not written by the same person.
Please treat the sewage in time and clean the sewer regularly
Do not put sticky substances, samples or chemicals into the sewer
especially, the sample is strictly prohibited
Unknown objects that have already dried accumulate at the bottom of the test tube
You are really hungry, but you certainly will not be that stupid to eat this.
You also really thirsty too, but there is no water here, only dust.
Barely you can see" Press shift key to move"
A sewer, can wash away the waste
inside the wall is covered with copper tubes, wires and supports
It looks very deep inside
But the space is too small for you to enter
The monitor is no longer working, covered with dust.
Seems to be the machine that controls cabin, Already switched off.
The dust above is also thick, curious who turned off the machine.
no response
no response
Locked, no switch found
You looked inside and gave up the idea of climbing in
Something was being dragged inside
better not get too close
"I know you are inside, come out"
I am not afraid of you. Come here.
What is that?
Milk pudding?
Anyway, it doesn't look very safe here
Now is not the best time to think about these things
That thing should be washed away
You find that there is a switch inside, which says "emergency brake"
You strenuously put your hand in the vent that is intertwined with this cable and pipe.
Better not get too close
don't trouble yourself
It looks like it has been abandoned for a long time
Who kidnapped you? There seems to be no sign of anyone living here.
You're shivering. You have the feeling that this adventure may only begin
Of course, it may just be because you feel cold now.
Anyway, find a way to get out of this building.
A strange device
When you stand in front of it, it seems to scan your iris
And make a record
Is this a sort of attendance machine?
Anyway, this is where you can save game files
You can use "F12" to skip the dialogue, but you may miss something.
This machine can enter the password
You can try entering a password.
Wrong password
Better find some clues around here.
There is no sign of opening
Paper box, made of paper, looks like a box.
Inside are paper, glass, CD
Summary, trash bin.
Rubbish bins, there is no water, food, clothing or other things you can use.
Rubbish bins, there is no water, food, clothing or other things you can use.
Come to the library, I'm waiting for you
Who left this?
Just like the machine you found before.
However, the ash on this machine is thicker
Rusted button, Already stuck.
You start to wonder what this button is for.
As you can see, nothing.
Now there is only air and dust
Photos show that someone has turned into a dog, and if you're touched by "milk pudding", you might as well.
A note, curious who wrote it.
If our civilization wants to continue, we must change our genes.
There is no other choice.
Is it too late?
Anyway, just stay alive.
It doesn't matter if we live as "human" or not.
Following are terms and expressions that you can't understand.
Doesn't matter if we live as "human" or not....?
Old newspaper
A report on a new influenza pandemic
Although the newspaper looks very old, the printing date of the newspaper is just recently.
At least that's what you're guessing. You can't help wondering how long you've been kidnapped.
Better not get too close, don't forget the "milk pudding".
You think you can easily push the box away.
Yes, you can do that, but better not.
There seems to be something moving on the wall.
Better not touch it.
Unfortunately, when you get into the room, you're surrounded by milk pudding.
The door was clogged with their mucus, and it seemed that you were doomed.
These creatures slowly into your body.
Your feeling is very strange, very itchy, as if someone put you in a blanket, and a little sting.
Mucus is changing your skin, your nerves are failing, you are leaning tightly against the door, you can't move, you're barely standing there.
These things slowly spread out and your lower body loses consciousness. However, you are not disturbed, this feeling is comfortable, natural and relaxing. Your consciousness begins to trance.
Your legs seem to blend with this lump of mucus, you can feel a strange feeling, it feels like mucus is holding your leg
You seem to be eaten, mucus begins to enter your body, but you are not afraid, and you seem to know that it will not hurt you.
After all, they are really gentle, you really feel comfortable
Mucus completely covers your body, your legs feel a little uncomfortable, but you can still stand.
They gradually spread through your body, feeling like this is your body, your skin.
Your face, head, and even your hair have changed,
and you find that your legs are arched and your mouth is stretched.your nose smaller and cuter.
This wonderful sensation spread throughout the body and soon disappeared. You feel like your bones have changed.
You feel relaxed and comfortable throughout the process, but this is probably the effect of the narcotic toxin.
You don't feel any discomfort right now, like a piece of ice, melting slowly in the water.
Your tail goes through the armpit, the mucus-made tail isn't too heavy.
You picked up this fluffy tail ... Mucus tail
Maybe you've wondered what it's like to have a tail.
You cling to the tail that grows from your new body.
You're even a little bit happier.
Maybe it's because you're a host now, maybe you just like it, who knows.
You are filled with joy, and your adventures are over.
Some experimental reports
The experiment failed again, I blocked the room, but this time I almost blew up the whole floor.
The floor of the brick has been included in the maintenance of the table, this time according to my design blueprint, the brick composition is the secret.
The password to unlock the warehouse door, hidden on the floor of the whole hall.
In addition, there were mice in the warehouse, so we brought a cat from the outside, but the cat ate the research sample and disappeared at night.
There seems to be something on the balcony, but can a cat climb that high place?
The newest batch of experimenters arrived, none of them volunteered, and the last five were stored here.
Sorry, for the plan. Had to sacrifice a few, after all, considering the present situation, not a big deal.
It says, "Do not store game data when you are hunted, or save file may not be read"
Unfortunately, this is just a decorative star-shaped plastic.
Why do you want to take this, it's rubbish, and you don't even have a pocket.
Below the sunset, you see the collapsing building. You're in a tower that you never remember seeing on any news or book.
Strange, never seen before. You look at the ruins in front of you, and this strange tower. Where the hell are you?
Look at the ruins below, you feel a little uneasy
What is this, a deserted city?
It seems that there is no use shouting for help.
a lot of abandoned buildings down here.
You didn't notice a cat sneaking over.
Wait a minute, this is not an ordinary cat! It is mucus cat
You were thrown to the ground by this "cat"
There is no time to look at the cat carefully, you are in a dangerous situation.
You stared at him in horror
The huge cat licked his mouth and made an attack.
Unexpectedly, your body is not injured, the cat becomes mucus and enters your body.
Strange and warm feelings covering your whole body
Your mind starts to blur and you seem to be a cat.
You lick your mouth and you feel very satisfied.
Soon you'll forget everything you've ever remembered.
Your adventures are over.
The switch that controls the gate
You've already opened it from the other side.
The more you hesitate, the more dangerous you will be. Watch carefully and rush quickly.
Mucus monsters are not affected by the virus.
And the subjects that were modified seem to have antibodies to the virus as well.
That being said, all experimenters seem to lose their self-awareness.
Who designed this building?
It feels is a maze, although I know it is to prevent "biochemical harm", but how come?
Anyway, it should be the ideal place to study the virus (except for the bad design).
And the air here is really thin, I miss the fresh air.
Hunger, fear, and loneliness may eventually crush you.
You feel like you're almost at the limit.
After all, all the things you've never seen make you feel scared.
You want a living person to appear, even if it's the person who kidnapped you.
There's nothing here. Well, except for monsters.
It seems that the only way to live is to move on.
Leaving this building is your only option.
You struggle so hard.
Finally, you escaped.
You got rid of the fluids.
The maintenance of the ventilation pipe was put on hold, and the repairman said there was a strange shadow in it, perhaps the experimental sample ran in?
Well, it's locked.
There's the sound of running water.
... This is a super variant that has not been seen before.
The incubation period is long, the infection is diverse, difficult to discover and prevent.
The chances of infecting others are extremely high, especially for people who have direct contact with the patient.
It is a virus that maximizes the use of human genetic defects.
Perhaps this is the end of mankind, even the extreme treatment may not be able to save us.
We can only hope that our extreme treatment succeeds. After all, it's the only way we're trying.
The words are too vague.
[Game producer information]
Sweeping robot
Some rules and regulations
Doesn't seem to be helpful.
At the bottom, it says, "Don't run in the office."
The rear panel is the general circuit, in case of failure, please change the fuse immediately
Even if you are really hungry, mucus is still not edible.
It seems like the room before, wait a minute ... This is the previous model.
I try to mix the animal's genes with the human
But for now, there is no effective way to insert genes.
Incidentally, it seems that some governments have completely collapsed.
Unfortunately, most of us are probably in the incubation period of the virus.
If we weren't human, the virus wouldn't work, would it?
You were accidentally stabbed by a needle.
It seems you didn't pay much attention.
About a minute later, your temperature starts to rise.
You feel dizzy.
In the end, you don't even have the strength to stand up.
You think you're going to die.
Unexpectedly, you find your ears grow long and sharp.
You find yourself starting to grow wool.
You do your best to stay calm, and soon you find yourself becoming a werewolf.
Your teeth and nails get very sharp and long.
You have a small tail behind you, after a while, you open your eyes and touch yourself.
Indeed, you become a werewolf, a real werewolf.
Your hearing and your sense have become so developed that you can't believe it.
Unfortunately, there is no turning back.
So, what to do...
....
What's that?
Whatever it is, it doesn't seem to notice you.
It's probably possible to sneak past
monitor
Nothing useful.
I can't see clearly what writing.
Sweeping droids seem to be dead.
Obviously, this monitor is useless now.
Empty
These black creatures seem incapable of forming transparent lenses, in other words, their visual system is different.
It is very likely they can't recognition of stationary objects, so may be it relies on listening.
Even so, the very high intelligence that these creatures exhibit is worth studying.
But I got orders to get rid of these "failed subjects" as soon as possible.
It seems that these samples are very different from the direction we are going to study.
This thing has self-awareness!
The behavior of the subjects seems to be affected by this thing.
Although they are immune to the virus, they actually seem to lose their self-awareness.
Though they remember who they used to be, but ... They're just not acting like people anymore.
Their brains are invaded and affected by parasites.
The subjects produced something like "crystals", and when the subjects died, These "things" will leave the subjects.
These things will grow into "mucus" objects over time.
So these subjects have a very strong ability to reproduce themselves.
You picked up this mask, much lighter than you think.
You look at this thing and study it.
This mask may be related to those creatures.
Then you feel mucus falling on you.
Mask clings tightly to your hand.
Mucus gradually spreads to all parts of your body.
Don't know why, you put the mask on the face, your whole body is covered with mucus.
Eventually, you feel the mask disappear, and you are surprised to find that your bones and guts are all gone.
You find that you are no different from the other creatures in the room.
So naturally, you slowly walked past and joined them
To save all of us, we must use these specific genetic sequences.
Our initial experiments have allowed these genes to integrate into the human body, and we have successfully overcome the immune response.
So what we have left to do is find a way to keep Self-Knowledge. We can do it, at least I hope so.
No one believed me, but the intellectual development of these samples was too fast. They even showed that they could choose a better host.
I've reported it several times, but they just told don't think too much.
They have evolved even faster than I thought, and they have been able to fully adapt and transform the human body.
They show a great interest in "breeding" themselves, perhaps instinctively. I don't understand why other people don't think it's dangerous.
It is not surprising that the experiments that have been carried out have failed.
They either strengthen themselves through human muscle and metabolism,
or simply absorb the human being (yes, you hear it right) and divide and multiply, I really don't know what they're thinking.
Watch owt for that guy! He's harb.
Scrawled and misspelled, curious who wrote it.
better to stay away.
Nothing useful
empty
Although it looks dangerous, it seems to be dead.
The "extreme plan" mentioned earlier has been successful in some ways, and these nanoparticles can indeed recombine human genes without an immune response.
But their side effects were so obvious that the subjects turned into monsters
To be exact, there are animal-shaped monsters.
In fact, some people say they still have self-awareness, but I don't believe in that kind of crap.
So we are now in epic failure.
You fought so hard that it worked, that little creature ran away.
They don't seem to want to attack you ...
This room is full of mucus ... You feel like you might slip.
Maybe this place is their lair.
A bunch of scientific research reports, similar to what you've seen before.
Now you're really curious about who wrote it.
Those things, they changed.
They turn into lenses, and they'll explode over time.
Unfortunately, there is no time to study this phenomenon.
However, according to the test report, the gene itself has mutated, interesting.
Today, a co-worker was accidentally cut by the crystal.
He wasn't very comfortable, so we checked his body.
The examination showed that he seemed to be exposed to a lot of radiation.
which is very strange.
Perhaps this is all fate, we can not defy fate.
We are cursed, nothing can save me.
But I still want to live, no matter how, Even if it's just a little more.
What have we done?
These monsters are evolving on their own.
They can also cause humans to suffer from radiation-like symptoms.
Don't go near them.
This monster nodded slowly.
It doesn't seem to want to attack you.
You don't know why it nods.
Haven't.humans.while.
Looks.you. Determination
-Who are you?
Monster
-Where are the other humans?
Fighting. Cannibalism. Gone
-Who, are you?
Monster
-What is "monster"?
Genes.animals.mixed
-What happened
viruses.shelters.
shelters
Researchers.together.salvation.
-What virus?
Virus.Die.North
Maybe you are too hungry, you finally fell down.
You've gone through too many inexplicable things.
You probably really can't go on.
But it's not a dream.
What's going on out there? Anyone else alive?
Loneliness and fear beat you
Maybe it's a good choice to give up.
You suddenly feel like you're being hugged and placed on a blanket, feel warm and comfortable.
Fruit，You found some Mucus sticking on it.
Maybe the monster gave you the fruit?
You are so hungry that you peel off the oranges and eat them.
Although you're still hungry, you feel better.
Don't know why, you miss home
You hold back the tears and eat all fruit.
Anyway, you feel better.
You stand up, it's time to go.
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How to Avoid an AMEX Financial Review | Things to Avoid & What To Do If It Happens to You - Duration: 5:58.
Hi there, it's Ernest from Trip Astute.
In this video, I want talk about American Express financial reviews, how you can avoid
them, and what to do if you happen to get one.
(light chiming music)
About a month ago, one of our subscribers, Kanniappan, told me that he was notified by
American Express that he was under a financial review.
The review was triggered after he made two charges via PayPal, both of which were used
to send money to others.
American Express contacted him and asked him for additional documentation, and also alerted
him that the Paypal payments were against their policy.
Though most frustrating was that they put a hold on his account, so he wasn't able
to use his credit cards until it was resolved.
As many of you know, this is not an uncommon story or experience.
In fact, I went through one a few years when I bought several gift cards on my business
card, so it can easily happen to you.
So, I thought I would review how to reduce the chances of having a financial review,
and also, what to do if you find yourself in this situation.
So, let's start with how you can reduce the risk of review.
Number 1) Be careful when sending money to others: As we learned from Kanniappan's
story, his two PayPal transaction which were used to send money to others triggered his
review.
Since the banks are often worried about the possibility of money laundering, transferring
large amounts of money to others can raise a red flag, especially if you do it multiple
times in a short period of time.
Number 2) Be aware of your normal spending habits: Financial reviews are generally triggered
when the issuer detects something out of the ordinary.
The process is automated, and their systems look for spending patterns that are different
than your normal spending.
So, you may want to be careful when making a large purchase on a card within a short timeframe,
especially if the card is new or if it hasn't been used very much.
Number 3) Notify issuer of a large upcoming expense: If you think you'll be making an
extremely large purchase that may be out of your normal spending pattern, it might be
worth letting the issuer know you plan to make a large purchase.
This can also reduce the chance of a fraud alert on your account.
Number 4) Be honest about your income numbers: American Express allows you to request a line
of credit increase by providing your total annual income.
Trying to inflate your income amount can definitely trigger a financial review, especially if
your reported increase doesn't sound reasonable.
I recommend being honest with your stated income so you won't have any issues proving
it if asked.
Number 5) Clicking the "Spending Power" button (more than once): Sebby from AskSebby
mentioned this one in his video, which was really interesting.
He mentioned he tried to click on the Spending Power button which confirmed that he eligible
for a larger purchase.
However, it looks like since he clicked on it more than once, he was immediately hit
with a financial review, even though American Express approved the requested spending limit.
So, if you end up getting a financial review, there are generally three outcomes that can
occur.
One is that American Express confirms your information and releases your account holds.
The second is that they release the hold on your account, but then they lower your credit or charge
limits.
The third possible scenario is that American Express finds you to be too high of a credit
risk or find a discrepancy in your stated income, and they close your account.
Now, if you do find yourself in the situation that you are under financial review, you'll
want to follow these tips:
Number 1) Be courteous and cooperative: It may seem frustrating and ridiculous to you,
but try to remember that American Express is trying to protect their business as well.
My advice is to be as courteous, cooperative, and professional as possible, and resist the
urge to be annoyed or angry with the specialist that contacts you.
Number 2) Provide requested documentation: Make sure to provide any documentation that
can help your case as soon as possible.
In this situation, being proactive and responsive can definitely help influence the situation.
Also, if you think you there may be additional information that American Express should consider,
don't hesitate to document it and provide it to the financial review specialist assigned
to your case. And finally,
Number 3) Relax: I know that this can be a scary situation, and not one that anyone likes
to experience.
However, just know that it happens all the time.
As long as you're not lying or misusing your cards, then you'll likely come out
ok.
And if you do happen to fail the review process, then things will still be ok.
There will always be new card offers and issuers in the future, so don't be worried if things
don't work out.
Luckily for our subscriber Kanniappan, he was contacted by American Express a few days
later and informed him that after reviewing his spending and payment history, they were
canceling the review and removing the hold from his account.
They did warn him against using services like PayPal to transfer money to others, but he
essentially passed without any issues.
I want to personally thank Kanniappan for sharing his experience with us, and even urging
us to share his story in order to help others.
Hopefully, we can learn from his experience and be better prepared for similar situations.
Have you ever had a financial review from American Express?
If so, please share your experience below.
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