Hey guys, it's Annika. Welcome to my Channika.
I apologize for the lighting,
but I don't want to put the shade down,
because then it's gonna be totally dark,
But, hopefully, the sun will decide to stop being
a big fat c--
and start cooperating with me.
But today, I'm going to be getting ready with you guys,
and also sharing some of my unpopular opinions.
I really wanted to do this video,
and I asked people on Instagram,
if I didn't mention Finn Wolfhard.
Because, if you're late on the tea . . .
Basically, I said that Finn Wolfhard
looked like an 8-year old boy,
which, subjectively, in my opinion, was true.
Somebody asked me for an unpopular opinion.
I'm gonna moisturize my face.
Somebody asked me for an unpopular opinion,
and I was like, "Finn Wolfhard is not attractive,
in my opinion."
And . . .
B--!
The Finn Wolfhard fandom went f-ing at me.
I just spit.
On my birthday picture, people were commenting, like,
"Happy Birthday Finn Hater!"
"Happy Birthday 8-year old!"
"You look like an 8-year old."
"You turned 15? I thought you were f-ing 8!"
And apparently . . .
I became friends with one of these Finn accounts.
But they were being a b- to me at first,
but then, we made up and whatever,
and they let me in on all the inside tea.
And basically, there's this Milly fanpage account
that was telling people
that I told Finn to kill himself.
What the f--?
There's a plant in my f-ing face.
But I want to straighten my hair,
even though it's f-ing wet
So, a life hack that I have for you guys
if you want to absolutely f-ing ruin your hair
is: Instead of blow-drying your hair
and then straightening it,
just straighten it while it's still wet.
You can watch your hair literally start to set on fire
as you watch the smoke come off.
It's really f-ing cool.
But the thing is, I can't . . .
This is an unpopular opinion.
Straightening your hair while wet
is a more efficient method than blow-drying your hair.
That's a f-ing unpopular opinion.
Because my hair is so f-ing long,
that I can't f-ing blow-dry it. Ever!
If I were to blow-dry my hair
until it were completely dry,
it would literally take me three hours.
It takes me like an hour for it to get like this.
Um, so I just let it air dry, and then,
when it's kind of dry-ish,
I just go in with a straightener and I literally watch . . .
Oh! Um . . . So . . .
Maybe we'll get some of the action.
It has to get a little bit hotter.
Oh! You can see the steam.
Okay. Let's start with some unpopular opinions.
Can you literally see the smoke coming from my head?
First unpopular opinion:
Finn Wolfhard looks like an 8-year old boy.
I have a lot of respect for him.
He's only what? Like, 10?
And he has gotten so far.
Um . . . But I don't want to f-- him,
and I don't get why everybody else does.
Another unpopular opinion. Hmmm.
Lele Pons is not funny, and she never has been.
I think that she's annoying and also really f-ing b-y.
Did you hear what she did to, uh . . .
I don't even know that girl's name,
but the other girl that used to be friends with her,
and then Lele started deleting her videos?
And I heard this she's not even a nice person.
It's not that she's just a fraud
that finds interesting ways to get subscribers,
but she's just a genuinely mean person.
Another unpopular opinion:
Pineapple should not f-ing be on pizza.
I don't care what you say,
if you put pineapple on pizza, you are a f-ing loser.
I love pineapple, and I love pizza.
But why the f- would you put them together?
Why would you ruin two perfectly wonderful things
by putting them together? Why would you do that?
Clearly, I also know proper methods
to straighten my hair.
What I do is I just . . .
This is how a person with straight hair
straightens their hair.
Just don't really give a f-- that much.
I literally love watching myself destroy my hair.
It's so satisfying.
Like, you're literally watching
all the water evaporate through the steam.
Literally, I feel like hairdressers everywhere are shaking.
They're like, "Holy f-ing sh--! what is this b- doing?"
I also don't use any heat protectant, either.
Here. I'll write a tweet about it.
"Ask me my opinion on some unpopular opinions
for a video." Did that make any sense?
Or, give me some unpopular . . . "Give me" . . .
No, I should say, "Please."
"Please give me unpopular opinions for a video."
That doesn't make any sense.
Hopefully, people will understand what I mean, anyway.
Okay. Tweet!
Your tweet was sad.
Now let's just watch all the reviews roll in,
because I am so f-ing famous.
This video is just all-around, kind of a sh--y video.
The lighting. I'm literally wearing a robe.
Let's hope that we don't have a #nipslip.
"Do a doughnut look?"
That's not an unpopular opinion!
"Lo mein is better than fried rice."
I don't even know if that's an unpopular opinion,
but I agree with that.
Okay. So there was this little scandal, basically,
where I couldn't decide
whether I wanted to order fried rice or lo mein.
I ended up getting both.
So many people were saying fried rice,
but I really wanted lo mein.
You know how when you ask somebody
for their opinion, but you secretly know what you want.
Lo mein is better than fried rice,
is the moral of my story.
"Tana Mongeau."
This is not a popular opinion
I f-ing love that b-. I'm sorry.
I know that, like . . . Ugh.
Okay. I don't really know how to feel about her,
because she said the n-word.
But everybody goes through phases.
And I think the moral of the story,
even though she was lying about when she said it . . .
She said that she was saying it when she was like 13,
but she was clearly like 16 in those videos.
I think the moral of the story is:
Now she knows not to say it,
and so she's learned. She's been educated.
And now she doesn't say it. I hope.
Apart from that, I think she's a bad b--,
and she's set up a really nice career for herself,
and she's only 19.
Ah. I love the smell of burning hair.
It's okay. My hair is already f-ing dead.
It's okay.
Hey! The lighting's a little bit, a tiny bit . . .
better. Kind of. Still really bad.
My hair isn't even dry.
I still haven't even moved on
to the second half of my f-ing head.
Should I post on Instagram?
"Please give me unpopular opinions for a vid.
ILY. Thank you. Add a bunch of emojis
for a sweet, funny effect.
The Instagram fam is definitely better at responding
than the Twitter fam. I'm just I'm just saying.
No shade. No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade.
Okay. Three likes, four likes. No comments.
Five likes. No comments.
Eight likes. No comments.
"Taco Bell isn't good."
F-- you! Taco Bell is great.
Is that the unpopular opinion? That Taco Bell isn't good?
F-- that! Nuh-uh.
Also, thank you for commenting.
"Beyonce is overreally . . . 'overrelated.' "
"Beyonce is overrated."
Okay. I used to have a fan account for Beyonce.
I went to her concert in, like, fourth grade.
And I kind of get it.
I don't think she's as overrated anymore.
I feel like nobody really talks about Beyonce anymore.
Maybe that's just in my life.
So I think that she has the perfect amount of hype,
because she is a f-ing queen,
but nobody really raves about her anymore.
So I think . . . I think she's fine.
"Ed Sheeran is bad."
No. Ed Sheeran is a great singer.
That is false. He is really good at singing.
"Chipotle is too overrated."
I agree with that.
That's one of my major unpopular opinions.
I think that Chipotle is disgusting.
I hate Chipotle.
If you're gonna get Mexican food,
get it from Qdoba and nowhere else.
Chipotle can s-- my d--. Honestly.
I f-ing hate Chipotle.
Every time you eat at Chipotle, you lose brain cells.
"Red cherry is the best candy flavor."
I have to disagree with that.
Actually, I think universally, red . . .
If you don't know what to get,
red is probably the best one to get,
but I do really like blue raspberry.
"Riverdale is annoying."
I haven't seen Season Two, honestly,
so I couldn't tell you.
"James Charles and Tana Mongeau are over-hated,
and they actually have interesting content."
I agree. I think . . .Okay. I used to not like James Charles,
just because he was kind of annoying.
But now, especially in his video
with Shane and Ryland,
you can really see the real James,
and I don't think he's a b--.
I think that he is a good person.
There are some beauty guru snakes.
[coughing] Jacklyn Hill. [cough]
Biggest f-ing snake.
It's okay, because I still have her palette and everything.
But she's low-key a snake.
"The game Fortnite"?
Okay. Unpopular opinion.
Fortnite is actually fun. I've never played it,
but I watched Emma Chamberlain play it,
and I want to play it now, because it seems really fun.
"Girls with long necks are more attractive."
I don't really give a f-- about people's necks.
There was . . . Okay. So my friend Cori has this friend,
and he was like, "I love this picture,
because my neck looks so thick in it."
Who gives a f-- about their neck? Oh my god!
"Cheesecake sucks . . .
. . . ass. Yes, sister! It is so gross.
"Cocaine is so good for your brain." Okay.
I f-ing hate my baby hairs. Holy sh--!
I have so many of them, and they just stick up.
"Riverdale isn't even that bad."
It's . . . Okay. The First Season wasn't that bad.
I don't think it's the best show ever,
but I definitely do think . . . I used to be obsessed with it.
I am obsessed with Cole Sprouse.
I think that he is . . .
a f-ing daddy. Holy sh--!
Archie is also pretty attractive,
but not as attractive as Cole Sprouse.
"Really long nails are dumb." Okay. Well . . .
I'd say Danielle Bergoli long
is a little unnecessary.
But just do whatever your heart desires, sister.
"Bella Thorne isn't bad,
and everybody just bandwagon hates her."
F-ing yes. Bella Thorne is my f-ing queen,
and she has been since I was like 6.
Dude, "Shake It Up" was my sh--!
And I . . . while Zendaya is also when my queens,
Bella Thorne is just like . . .
"Dr. Pepper is better than every other soft drink."
I vote yes.
Dr. Pepper is literally the best soft drink ever.
I'm . . . "Soft drink." Eww.
"Starbucks is worth the hype and it's not basic."
Starbucks is f-ing disgusting.
Dunkin Donuts all the way.
Maybe that's just because I'm a New Englander,
but when you live in Boston,
Starbucks just isn't really an option,
and if you drink Starbucks, you're basic.
Um . . . and also, objectively,
the coffee at Dunkin Donuts is better.
Like, their black coffee
is so much more deep and flavorful,
and there are so many more hints of other sh--.
And Starbucks coffee is so bland.
I mean, I just get black coffee but, I don't know.
Another unpopular opinion: It's Reese's not Ree-see's.
But this isn't even an opinion. It's just factual.
If you say "Ree-see's," let alone "Ree-see's Pee-sees,"
Number One: "Pee-sees" is not a word.
Number Two: Reese? The guy's name was f-ing Reese.
And since it's possessive it's "Reese's."
Why would it be "Ree-see's"?
"Rihanna is better than Beyonce."
Yeah. And I have to say, big forehead b-s stick together.
I can't leave her out in the dust like that.
"Bad Baby's music is actually good."
I wouldn't go as far as to say that it was good.
Like, I don't listen to her music,
but it's not like I want to rip my ears out.
Same with Tana Mongeau's music.
I actually enjoy Tana Mongeau's music. So f-- you!
"Wendy's is disgusting." I agree.
My mom loves it, but I just . . .
The fries are so gross,
and that's kind of the only thing I can eat there.
"The new Snapchat update isn't that bad."
Say it louder for the people in the back.
It's not that bad.
Y'all first world, 21st-century b-s
need to calm your f-ing tits.
Literally the exact same f-ing thing,
except you can look at celebrities on this side,
which I appreciate.
And then, you just have everything here.
I just . . . I don't care. Who gives a f-?
And people are like,
"I deleted Snapchat because of the update."
Like, that's just so f-ing dumb.
Same with streaks.
I don't believe in streaks.
I don't do streaks. I think they're dumb.
I'm not saying that you're dumb.
I'm just saying you're literally wasting your time,
because streaks have no value at all. Whatsoever.
"Karaoke isn't embarrassing."
B-- !
"The Dolan twins are low-key ugly." Sister, I know!
Thank you guys so much for watching.
I'm sorry this was kind of a boring video.
I hope that you enjoyed it anyway.
I just thought that I would throw this in.
Maybe I'll post this video on a day
that isn't on my posting schedule,
just because I feel bad that it's kind of a sh--y video.
But . . .
Thank you guys so much for watching.
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