turn off the flash you fuckin moron
it is wednesday my dudes
ahhhHHHHHHH
*nicki minaj - boss ass bitch remix playing* damn, is my pussy gay? it's a holiday- play with my pussy day pussy this, pussy that, pussy takin'
you know what time it is?
what?
oh man i can't remember what year i travelled to, i'm blowing my cover
it's 4:20!
oh hell yeah!
dude what the fuck
this is your space, this is your area she can't do that to you
put.
put. gerard.
put. gerard. back.
w e l c o m e t o m y k i t c h e n
ᴡ ᴇ ʜ ᴀ ᴠ ᴇ bₐₙₐₙᵢₛ
ᴀ ɴ ᴅ ₐᵥₐdₐcᵢₛ
wanna see my impression of a british driver?
alright
* x-files theme playing *
today's vine is sponsored by starbucks double shot espresso
starbucks double shot expresso, get the Fuck out of my way
that one friend that's always cold
" i'm cold "
you're always cold.
but i'll be damned if you're not my friend.
what the hell kinda B U L L S H I T
excitement my Ass boi
is this cum on my keyboard?
....bryan.
ah hahaha
ayeee
it's ya boi
uhhhhh
skinny penis
* soft cell - tainted love playing * i've got to * dun dun * run away
i've got to * dun dun * get away
* snoop dogg - drop it like it's hot playing *
when are you gonna finally admit you're the zodiac killer?
t-that's a long way away
ᴛ ʜ ᴀ ᴛ ' s ᴀ ʟ ᴏ ɴ ɢ ᴡ ᴀ ʏ ᴀ ᴡ ᴀ ʏ
i guess you could say i've had a long day
* ｃｈｉｃｋａ ｃｈｉｃｋａ *
what'd you just look at?
wait you saw that?
...yeah
* Ｃ Ｈ Ｉ Ｃ Ｋ Ａ Ｃ Ｈ Ｉ Ｃ Ｋ Ａ * * screams *
* post malone - white iverson playing *
gavin it's mother's day, oh truck!
oh fuck!
bro pass the weed
ɪ ᴡ ᴀ ɴ ɴ ᴀ ᴋ ɪ ʟ ʟ ᴍ ʏ s ᴇ ʟ ꜰ
is there anything better than pussy
yes, a really good book
go away tate
you're all i want
you're all i have
* screaming *
it's about a dog on a basketball team
okay alright, but the opposing team should question wh-
shut your mouth
okay we'll make the movie, put the gun down
it's gonna be called air-bud
happy father's day, dad
...dad?
father???
* x-files theme playing in background * oh my god they turned him into a fucking lamb!
please just try and focus this time, okay?
please just try and focus this time, okay? okay!
our father-
our daddy
leave.
leave. go.
leave. go. what??
adam!
sorry i just - i have a lot of anxiety
you're just overreacting. have you actually tried not thinking about it
gₒd wₕy dᵢdₙ'ₜ ᵢ ₜₕᵢₙₖ ₒf ₜₕₐₜ bₑfₒᵣₑ
go ahead and introduce yourself
my name is michael with a B and i've been afraid of insects my entire li-
stop stop stop, where?
hm??
where's the B?
ₜₕₑᵣₑ'ₛ ₐ bₑₑ???
hurry up we're gonna be late for school
bruh chill i don't know why you in a big time rush
* big time rush - big time rush playing*
sir you're casino has been robbed!
ffffffuck
that fucking ocean and his 10 friends
oh that was delicious, i am stuffed to the brim
aaand did anyone here save room for desert?
you bet you're fucking ass -
*adele - hello playing *
g'day
* marvin gaye - let's get it on playing *
yoo what the-
you want penis enlargement pills
* coldplay - fix you playing*
* stevie wonder - superstition playing *
* nick jonas - jealous playing * the vowels are a - e - i - o - u
* nick jonas - jealous playing * and also other sometimes it's
it's Y
miss keisha?
m i s s k e i s h a??
M I S S K E I S H A ? !
oh my fucking god she fucking dead
♪ two bros chillin in a hot tub
five feet apart cuz they're not gay ♪
i'm sorry, do you have a tooth pick?
uhhh i do actually
thanks
* crunching noises *
* crunching noises * ᵒʰ ⁿᵒ
* owen wilson voice* wow it's such a lovely day
* owen wilson voice* it's a beautiful view
* owen wilson voice* what a lovely sunset
* owen wilson voice* w ₒ w
admit it, you killed him
i wanna see my lawyer
never have i ever killed someone?
son of a bitch
hey is wendy working today?
dude i think we're at taco bell
what?! how?!
this is the greatest day of my life!
ｏｃｅａｎ ｍａｎ ｔａｋｅ ｍｅ ｂｙ ｔｈｅ ｈａｎｄ ｌｅａｄ ｍｅ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｌａｎｄ
see what i can do when i really try?
see what i can do when i give it my all
well son it appears that you're cancer ju-
woah? i have cancer?
woah i interrupt people?
....yes
i saw you hanging out with caitlin yesterday
r-rebecca it's not what you think!
i won't hesitate, bitch.
when you're on a date with a girl and you look at the bill
and it's uh a million dollars
oh no that'd be crazy
i know
mr incredible what are you doing the city is in danger
oh my god man you just interrupted my fucking twitch stream you dick
* jessica lange - the name game playing * the name gamee
judy!
judy judy bo budy banana fany fo fudy
is- is that real?
* van mcCoy - the hustle playing *
this is a robbery put your thumbs up
'thumbs up??'
heads down everyone!
sir? please don't play seven up in the facility, thank you
♪ to all the desperate girls on vine
just show us your boobs and that would be just fine ♪
about my last vine, guys please i am so dead serious about this
only the desperate girl's boobs, okay?
and i can- i can tell the difference
guys i feel like you're not taking me seriously
they don't call me the boob whisperer for nothing okay?
so please respect it
thanks
my daughter would never do that
ᵏᵉˡˡʸ ᵈᶦᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ?
ᴇxᴄᴜsᴇ ᴍᴇ???
ᴏ ʜ ᴍ ʏ ɢ ᴏ ᴅ
ᴋ ᴇ ʟ ʟ ʏ
ᵈᶦᵃᵇᵉᵗᵉˢ
i just wanna thank god for this meal tonight
i just wanna thank god for this meal tonight amen.
ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ.....
ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴋɪᴅᴅɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ
mom, dad.
i'm horny.
steven, please
you told me i could tell you anything.
alfred, could you get dick in here
sir i always knew, that-
grayson. robin. come on!
nevermind then sir
alfred
yes? who is this?
it's batman
holy shit, batman how are you?
it's me bruce
ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴛᴍᴀɴ?!
sir?
yes alfred?
remember when you were scared of bats?
do you remember that
master wayne there's a rather large cut on you're back
i'll be fine alfred
how about now master wayne?
ₐₗfᵣₑd yₒᵤ fᵤcₖ
* simple minds - don't you (forget about me) playing *
hey jenna
ʰᶦ ᶜʰʳᶦˢ
after school
homework or video games?
everytime the-the answer is porn
* khia - my neck, my back playing * all you ladies pop yo pussy like this
shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
all you ladies pop yo pussy-
i brought you frankincense
thank you
and i brought you murr
thank you
murrDER
* gasps * judas NO!
today's vine is sponsored by mcdonald's
mcdonalds!
ba da ba bₐAa
i'm-i'm liking, i like mcdonald's
jesus chirst, that's jesus christ
* metro station - shake it playing *
so you guys coming to,,, my party?
who?
you guys
it's just me??
oh waddup?
you going?
well if it isn't captain america
but it is me?
no it's an expression
your nazi tricks won't work on me
hello? 911??
this is 911, what you doin?
i'm dying
oh shit, without me??
excuse me?
* screams *
i don't understand
huh???
F U C K
i look like a cute ass girl, like i would dat-
my weave just got S N A T C H E D
and i was like fuck homework you know what i'm sayin
jordan stop the talking you're being very fuckable-
disrespectful. i'm gonna have to fuck you after class
ʰᶦ ᵐʸ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ᶜʰᵉˡˢᵉᵃ, ʷʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᶠᵃᵛᵒᵘʳᶦᵗᵉ ᵈᶦⁿⁿᵉʳ ᶠᵒᵒᵈ
* high school musical - what i've been looking for playing*
how many pic-
you guys must have a thousand of pictures
wassup boi
where da weed at?
who got that loud Pop
fuck, grandpa forgot to take his pills again
this is so good, where did you learn to cook like this?
oh, i know a guy
* america's next top model fade out music playing*
* justin bieber - all that matters playing *
sorry guys
my mom says i couldn't do one direction anymore, so i had to stop
* usher - i don't mind playing *
* usher - i don't mind playing * shawty i don't
* usher - i don't mind playing * shawty i don't ᴍ ɪ ɴ ᴅ
yo dumbass, get over here
okay
i'm coming
i thought...i was dumbass
truman, you're life has been a tv show
ahhh fuck.
why did i do all that weird shit in the bathroom
* one direction - tell me a lie playing *
maaan you need to go phuck yourself
Phuck you
who's tryna PHuck
PHu-
tryna PHU
PHU-
* the chordettes - mr sandman playing *
welcome to my room babe
whatever shall we do
* lamb noise *
oh my god! what the fuck is that!
go away
go away GET THAT LAMB OUT OF HERE
*rupert holmes - escape (the piña colada song) playing* if you have half a brain
ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴍɪᴅɴɪɢʜᴛ
hey darren
wassup bitch
aha stop
bitch
ₐₕₕ
do you like bread?
yah
do you want to be in the bread crew?
yah
bᵣₑₑₐdd
* carly rae jepsen - run away with me playing *
you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
bad news is that there's no good news
so there's no news?
i'm sorry
you want the good news or bad news first?
good news
good news is that there's no bad news
so there's still no news?
i'm sorry
listen i know you keep talking about how you wanna spice things up in the bedroom a little bit
so i went to the store and i bought us a little something
ʰᵉʸ
is wendy working today?
i think they're closed
yeah me too
am i talking to me?
hi i'm beatrice and i'll be your waitress
more like bae-tress
ᵃʰ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ₒᵤᵣ ₛₚₑcᵢₐₗₛ ₜₕᵢₛ ₑᵥₑₙᵢₙg
well if it isn't the man with the giant metal frisbee
i'm captain america
the man with the giant metal frisbee
is this comin to me?
yes i can do it by myself this time
* undercover martyn - two door cinema club playing *
* sneeze *
god bless you
thank you!
i'm ted cruz
...okay
today there are many reasons to be concerned about our nations direction
i'm eating a cheez-it.
ᴍ ᴇ ɢ ᴀ ɴ ɴᴏ!
megan
megan.
ᴍᴇɢᴀɴ.
i can't
noo megan
uhhh yeah i'll just have a sprite
uhm? fuck you
* bad lip reading - seagulls (stop it now) playing *
there's just something about hitting that whip that just y'know like
oh! watch this
b o o m
it just keeps me going
♪ ₒₕ, ₛₐy cₐₙ yₒᵤ ₛₑₑ
By ₜₕₑ dₐwₙ'ₛ ₑₐᵣₗy-♪
alright buddy
one phone call.
* souja boy - kiss me thru the phone playing *
hey you going to that oasis concert?
i don't know maybe
what'd you say?
maybe
i dont- what are you saying?
♪ ɪ sᴀɪᴅ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ♪
hey can i borrow that?
the - the tissue?
yeah
why don't you just go and get a new one?
ₒₖₐy
hmm not in my classroom
* slap *
ohh what the hell man?
oh you wanna talk back?
* slap *
and remember, anything is possible when you put your mind to it.
sir we've hit an iceberg
ahhh fuck.
i knew i should've slowed down
is it bad?
* simple minds - don't you (forget about me) playing *
hmm
do you want a piggyback ride?
i- i don't want a piggyback ride
♪ whooOooOOo let the doOogs out
whOoOOo ♪
hurr burr i have jobs, a wife, a kid and a mortgage
and if i drop a bag of my favourite chips on the ground, i don't cry about it
* one direction - you and i playing * zayn's high note
* bark *
* scream *
* high pitched scream *
* humming *
i'm just glad i grew out of that scene phase
* panic! at the disco - i write sins playing *
* panic! at the disco - i write sins playing * hey um, i'm gonna have to call you back i'm going to hot topic
where's the lizard?
* coughing *
some girls want diamond rings
that was really good du-
but i don't ~unintelligible~
w o w
i know you're in there billy
ⁿᵒ ᶦ'ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ
dad i think there's a monster under my bed
you want me to put it in the fridge?
if you don't mind
hey how much money do you have?
uh like 69 cents
uh! you know what that means
i don't have enough money for chicken nuggets
* britney spears - piece of me playing *
* jellyfish jam playing*
i mean 4 female ghostbusters?
the feminists are taking over
♪ i'm an adult virgin ♪
alright everybody
it seems like half of you like the beard, half of you don't
so maybe now everyone can be happy
i love you guys
hey have you seen my razor?
it's right here
* drake - marvin's room playing *
dude the reason he isn't paying rent is because he's a lamb dude!
he's a full on lamb dude 100% dude
he's lambing out
GET THAT LAMB OUTTA HERE he's a fucking lamb
my dog's allergic to peanut butter
really?
*sarcastically* no, daniel YOU'RE on pranked
look there's a camera
there's a-??
wha- OH
hey if you had a boy, would you circumcise him?
no, no way
why not?
beause i'd have a fucking doctor do it
* fall out boy - where did the party go playing *
so no head?
* vanessa carlton - a thousand miles playing *
* vanessa carlton - a thousand miles playing * and i need you
* vanessa carlton - a thousand miles playing *
* vanessa carlton - a thousand miles playing * and i miss you
come on give grandma a kiss
fuck that, i wanna slap your little ass
ooOOoOOoH
ʰᵉˡˡᵒ?
ʰᵉˡˡᵒ?
ʰᵉˡˡᵒ?
ʰᵉˡˡᵒ?
oh! hi, i'm a jehovah witness and i-
i have a question, is wendy working today
bro you didn't roll your window down
what?
so what's your name?
*british accent* platform nine and three quarters
that's not your line
don't respond just show him your arm an- oh fuck
and uh behind me is the biggest fucking mistake i ever made in my entire life
saturday night and i got no plans
imma sit at home and yell at the moon
ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴜᴛᴛᴀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴋʏ!
harry! vodelmort's back
fffffuck
does he have a crush on me or something
enjoy your movie
thanks! you too
𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?! 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦, 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘪 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵
just kidding
𝘰𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘥
mans never been in marquee when it shut down eh?
trust me daddy
alcohol is not the answer
but it certainly makes you forget the question
and it tears your family apart
ᴋ ɴ ᴏ ᴡ ʟ ᴇ ᴅ ɢ ᴇ
oh em gee it's henry steels
kanye magic
lohanthony tomalomadingdong
nelly
lemon point
i love one dalmation
miss joanason my daughter would not do something such a thing therefore after
ᵏᵉˡˡʸ ᵈᶦᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ
OH
so when you finish training in america
they give you a trash can lid?
shut up
are you the only one with a trash can lid?
hi i'm cody ko, here to talk to you about the dangers of drugs and alcohol
yeah the dangers of fun
when the barber accidentally gives you a bowl cut
it's like, what are you gonna do?
hey kayla check out this face
oh my god zack i'm gonna pee
what?
zack i'm peeing
KAYLA NOT ON THE LEATHER SEATS
what the hell happened?
i need, up dog
okay, uh what's up dog?
haha-
yo dude check this out
hey son, you remember this song?
* usa national anthem playing *
...yeah
and don't you ever forget it
what was your nickname in college again?
on my cellphone.
what?
on my cellphone
i don't know what you're saying
you used to call me on my cellphone
* drake - hotline bling playing *
*michael jackson - don't stop 'til you get enough playing*
i want to see my little boy
here he comes
i want to see my little boy
hey lucy what do you want to be when you grow up?
i want to be president
ahww
so i can make slavery legal again
A H W W
check this out i found dad's playboy
what? let me see it
what are doing?
it looks like my-
are you tired of convenience and practically of bottled water
then you gotta try water in your hands
water in your hands! make a mess
which is also the same year the titanic sank
wha-?
*sighs*
just spoiled the movie
don't let the door hit you on the way out
thanks for the tip but my hands on the door so,
you're mumbling , i can't understan-
mike you're gonna have to speak up bud
*michael jackson - don't stop til you get enough playing* OH shit
hey buddy i heard you signed up for the football team good job!
*screams*
i signed up for the drama club, dad
are you fuckin-
hey is this law and order?
no it's NCIS
what the FUCK did you just say
hey finn, can you read out number 23 for the class?
yeah sure
uh hey brendon, could you didgeridon't
FUCK YOU
while you were on your mission did you come across any documents
i came across one or two
do you have them with you
they have cum on them
ooop got your nose
give it back
come on bro don't be lame just take one hit
i dont know but what if i die
SYKE PASS THAT SHIT OVER HERE
what the FUCK IS UP KYLE?!
NO WHAT DID YOU SAY DUDE
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE
dude you just gotta relax
may the power of christ compel you dude
may the power of christ compel you man
i just saw the funniest meme
i'm sorry, do you know what a meme is?
𝘪 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘯𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴
nope
UNDEROOS!
i'm here to butter your balls
when you get sad a lot, but you don't know why
UGH when your dad won't asking you about lacrosse practice
when your- when you show up late to the party but they haven't
but theres still some triscuits left
babe i slept with your sister and i'm not sorry at all
wait WHAT?!
ᴏʜ ᴍʏ ɢᴏᴅ
* toto - africa playing *
phew i am so full
did you save room for desert
no i have to shit my guts are already bubbling honey
you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
because that's what it's all about.
my name's steve and i'm an alcoholic
'i always spank my dough'
'who's your daddy'
me
ME
you don't like trump, you don't like hillary
which one are you voting for?
𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓷 𝓮 𝓲 𝓽 𝓱 𝓮 𝓻
dad?
i didn't make the basketball team
ughh
there was this fucking dog
he was so good
hey boss, new toy idea
half a bouncy ball?
one second
this better be good
you have some up dog on your collar
nothing much, what's up with you
🅹 🅴 🆂 🆄 🆂 🅲 🅷 🆁 🅸 🆂 🆃
todays vine is sponsored by silk almond milk
silk almond milk!
almonds don't have titties but i don't know how
lilo!, lilo come here
hey!
can you go tell nani that she's looking Ｔ Ｈ Ｉ Ｃ Ｃ today
i love spending time with you babe
hehe who the fuck is that
ɢᴇᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ
ｎｏ ｉ ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｗａｎｎａ ｇｅｔ ｄｏｗｎ
it's an easy problem
no it's not
don't believe me? just watch
* bruno mars - uptown funk playing *
you play it, you get a hundred million dollars
but a hundred million people will die
* harmonica noise *
ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ɴᴏ!
um jared could you read number 23 for the class
no i cannot
waddup i'm jared, i'm 19 and i never fucking learned how to read
teacher i can't concentrate
and why's that?
i can see sarah's shoulder
and?
i'm gonna cum
true. sarah you have detention
have you heard this song?
i'm scared
hey
just remember what i told you
what?
don't stand like that, its weird
sir, darth vader blew up alderaan
ffffuck
Fucking darth vader.
and they were roommates
𝑜𝒽 𝓂𝓎 𝑔𝑜𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓇𝑜𝑜𝓂𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓈
* taylor swift - shake it off playing *
what do you want you little fucker?
uhhh i'm here to pick up your daughter?
taking her out on a little date huh?
no we're actually taking her to a foster home
jason bourne it's jesus christ
i mean FUCK
yo this guy who gave us food was tryna get me to bone someone
her name appetit???
did he say bon appetit?
yeah! that bitch
what happened when i was gone?
BOI suzie had three kids right
how?! i was gone- i was gone for a day
she been fuckin
ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦ ʷᵃⁿᵗ
i don't even really even know what you just said
ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᶜᵃʳᵉ
can i just get a large popcorn
alright it is 11.22
nah dude it's 5:30
nope it's 11.22
ah shit i missed my movie
i used to be one
a ranger
a power ranger?
* stranger things theme playing *
hey
welcome to heaven
it's fuckin ｓｃａｒｙ up here
what's better than this?
guys being dudes
you are my dad
you're my dad!
boogie woogie woogie
sir! the transformers are here!
ahhh fuck
look how fucking big they are!
achoo
a jew?! what?
no i just sneezed
thank god
i like your mustache
* sniffs * smells like good fam in here
what's good fam?
chillin fam, what's good with you
AH FUCK
just wait until your father gets home
i ain't afraid of my bitch ass dad
* door opening *
DAD?
i did that
what do you want?
can i show you something real quick
come in
ᴡ ʜ ɪ ᴘ
how did you take down captain america?
we shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate
and he's an idiot
i don't give a shit about your gluten allergy carter i didn't know you had cystic fi-fucking-brosis
jesus christ, it's jason bourne
...he's dead
not the dickhead! what do you want me to say?
* beatboxing *
i wanna fucking see that ass
* beatboxing *
*in tune of duel of the fates* ♪ outback stakehouse
blooming onions
outback stakehouse
no rules just- ♪
hey you wanna watch spider-man 2?
i can't i haven't seen the first one
alright we're looking for singers in the crowd
she can sing!
oh my god no i can't
i've heard her sing, she's great
* gasps *
come on
* pterodactyl scream *
* rihanna - this is what you came for playing * and everybody's watching her
* rihanna - this is what you came for playing * but she's looking at
* rihanna - this is what you came for playing * scooby dooby do
who am i?
lets go to the beach beach
ninki minjaj
sir you can't go in there
i don't think i've introduced you to my friend george?
if you think one dollar is going to change my mi-
come on in
i mean could,, why would i want to
best part of that song
comment below if you agree
you wouldn't like me before my coffee
that's so weird because i fucking hate you
all- every- all the time, everyday
yₑₛₛₛₛₛₛ
yₑₛₛₛₛₛₛ gₒdddddd
i'm gonna punch your fucking face in
oh yeah? try it.
that guy should take a boxing-
*michael jackson - don't stop 'til you get enough playing*
this is a problem i really don't understand
so i'm gonna make water come out of my eyes
and whimper for an hour
pumped for drake's new album?
who?
drake? views from the six?
more like views from my dick, who the fuck is drake.
i just have a few questions to see if you're the type of employee we would hire
okay
are you a virgin?
ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵃᵗ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ ᵈᵒ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ʲᵒᵇ
sir there's been another shark attack at the beach
aghh fuckk
that fuckin ꜱʜᴀʀᴋ
road work ahead?
uhhhhh
yeah
i sure hope it does
wait
wait
what the fuck is up shawn
dude what
what the fuck is up dude
whats up
bet ya i can eat all these fudge stripes
ｍｅｇａｎ ｎｏ
one!
ₘₑgₐₙ
ᵐ ᵉ ᵍ ᵃ ⁿ
oh no megan
y'all think i don't know shit
i know what i'm talking about
i just chill up with these bitches got their dicks in my mou-
i mean their tITS THEIR TITS ARE IN MY MOUTH
i mean i could but why would i wan-
sorry sir
bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish
we're on a budget, here's dinner
wassup dude
what's good you candy cane cum guzzler
it's dickcember and you know what that means
SO WHAT
I SUMMONED SATAN OKA-
SORRY
Y'KNOW IT'S LIKE WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO DURING THE DAY
I MEAN IT'S LIKE I CAN-
i left my ID in my car can you please let me in
yeah imma your ID
you don't need to see my ID
yes i do
he needs our I-
so now it's your turn- it's your turn to cry
cᵣy ₘₑ ₐ ᵣᵢᵥₑᵣ
thanks for watching
i wasn't watching you
dad you wanna play some catch?
you missed.
hi my name's derek welcome to pizza hut
let me guess pizza?
it's a very cute baby
thanks, she's named after her grandma
aw, what's her name?
...grandma
hey billy, i think...that you're gonna get adopted today
really?
no april fools, go clean you fucking room
i'm ready for my prostate exam!
sir there's nothing wrong with your prostate-
just fucking do it okay
oh my god is that the pope?!
no, that's ricky he's a piano prodigy
yo, do you dare me?
why would you ever do that
ALRIGHT FINE
Ŵ卄𝔞t's Ｕᑭ 𝐃Ｕđ𝒆
we flawless
ladies
tell em
i woke up like this
i woke up like this
* nelly - the fix playing *
* nelly - the fix playing * SO COME AND GET THIS DICK
dad fuck off
hello mr barnes
we're going to take your arm off
i think i just need help
give you a cool robot arm
oh my god kim, listen to this new thing i just did
oh my god what
* sheep noise *
𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓉𝓃𝑒𝓎! 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝒶 𝑔𝑜𝒶𝓉!
hey beautiful
can i get two rum and cokes
you didn't have to buy me a drink
ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ
your not even gonna say god bless you?
ₜₕₐₜ wₐₛ ₐ fᵤcₖᵢₙg ₛₙₑₑzₑ?!
'four year old boy fell several feet into the gorillas enclosure'
'four year old boy fell several feet into the gorillas enclosure' oh no
'four year old boy fell several feet into the gorillas enclosure'
good evening everyone
oh! good evening!
no bros chilling in a hot tub
it is empty cuz they're not there
SIR THE CITY IT'S BEING DESTROYED
ꜰ ᴜ ᴄ ᴋ
we should've never brought home that king kong monkey
* zoey 101 theme playing *
it's belela throne
wait how you read again
this just in folks
i am now getting reports that devin is still gay
let's go to devin who's on the scene
I'M NOT FUCKING GAY
* shawn mendes - stitches playing *
bark
shut the fuck up
airhorns
wa wa wawawawwam
that is gangster
the power of christ compels you
* barking *
𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝕔𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕖𝕝𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦
* ʙᴀʀᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴇɴꜱɪꜰɪᴇꜱ *
🅾🅲🅴🅰🅽 🅼🅰🅽 🆃🅰🅺🅴 🅼🅴 🅱🆈 🆃🅷🅴 🅷🅰🅽🅳 🅻🅴🅰🅳 🅼🅴 🆃🅾 🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🅽🅳 🆃🅷🅰🆃 🆈🅾🆄 🆄🅽🅳🅴🆁🆂🆃🅰🅽🅳
oh my dude you just got ᴘ ʀ ᴀ ɴ ᴋ ᴇ ᴅ
when there's too much drama at school
all you gotta do is
wₐₗₖ ₐwₐyyₐyₐy
chris i don't like you
sorry what did you say
you heard me
and it turns out i actually didn't hear what the fuck you just said
* spongebob - krusty krab pizza song playing *
* justin bieber - you smile playing *
* a-ha - take on me playing *
hi jimmy we're here with the make-a-wish founation
is there anything you want?
ₗₑₜ ₘₑ gₑₜ ₐ ₘc ₚᵢc ₜwₒ
* three six mafia - lil freak playing *
🅱🅻🅾🅲🅺🅴🅳 🅰🅽🅳 🆁🅴🅿🅾🆁🆃🅴🅳
* the beatles - live and let die playing *
* the beatles - live and let die playing * * music intensifies *
strong man clark
mr way to go usa
hawkslut
lady
the one my mom thinks is hot
not allowed to play
kathy bates!
party till the riff of dawn!
dude jordan's mom just died
ahhh small kickback??
mark?
do you know what a vine is?
a vine??
yeah
like a piece of candy bar?
jokes on you
the jonas brothers can't break up
they're b ᵣ ₒ ₜ ₕ ₑ ᵣ ₛ
* marvine gaye - lets get it on playing *
hey everybody just got my new vape
here's my favourite tricks
* carly rae jepsen - run away with me playing *
you know what
i think we're gonna be friends
ｓｐｅｃｉａｌ ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓ
how do you keep your pants up when you're performing, it's incredible
belt
* MNEK - at night playing *
for a dollar-
N O
WHY
BECAUSE
* rihanna - umbrella playing *
* bee gees - stayin' alive playing *
ladies and gentlemen, welcome to
t-t-t-t-t-t-TARGET
hey! i think you're really cool
i like you a lot
maybe we could hang out or something
* george michael - careless whisper playing *
now you will experience the full powe-
shut the fuck up, i will fucking laser you
do you wanna make-out?
no
eguhugghh
me neither i wanna go to sleep
oh my god is that the pope?!
no, that's travis
he thinks he's a fucking seahorse
ey yo cut the music, cut the music
somebody left a ice cube on the ground and melted and now my sock is wet
who the fuck wanna die
gram gram why are all these freakin cookies on the floor
i fell can you help me
welcome to bath and body works
you either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at mcdonalds
we goin to mcdonalds if i don't do my work
noo
i'm so bored
i wish ryan was here
hey guys!
ryan!
alright campers, we're going to play a little game called the name game, you can go first
my name is * unintelligible * and my dad knows god
you know what, i'm about to say it
i don't care that you broke your elbow
alright imma need you to sing these lyrics a little bit slower patrick
we're going down, down
okay...
ＩＮ ＡＮ ＥＡＲＬＩＥＲ ＲＯＵＮＤ
THOSE AREN'T WORDS PAT-
there's only one race
the human race
what about nascar?
* the beatles - hello goodbye playing* you say goodbye
* the beatles - hello goodbye playing* and i say hello
niner- niner, we need backup!
we're sending a chopper!
y'all better get on this bitch
we bout to gooo
* star wars - rey's theme playing *
For more infomation >> Peugeot 407 SW XR 2.0-16V 140PK AIRCO NAVIGATIE - Duration: 0:54. 
For more infomation >> Mitsubishi Space Star 1.0 BRIGHT | Clima | Leder stuurwiel | electrische ramen | 1e eigenaar | priva - Duration: 1:07. 
For more infomation >> Set de Herramientas de Atornillado 🔧 | Set universal de Wählen - Duration: 2:39. 
For more infomation >> 「Dosu」 | SHOCK | どうしていまごろ？ BIGBANGのG-DRAGON大麻騒動に潜む思惑 - Duration: 5:53. 
For more infomation >> Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass - Duration: 3:10. 
For more infomation >> Becky G, Natti Natasha - Sin Pijama (Official Video) - Duration: 3:37. 
For more infomation >> Justin Bieber - Sorry (PURPOSE : The Movement) - Duration: 3:26. 
For more infomation >> Olivia Holt - Carry On (from Disneynature "Bears") - Duration: 4:13. 
For more infomation >> Madison Beer - Dead - Duration: 3:13. 
For more infomation >> Demi Lovato - Sorry Not Sorry - Duration: 3:51. 
For more infomation >> Cher Lloyd - Want U Back (US Version) - Duration: 3:36. 
For more infomation >> Pia Mia - Touch - Duration: 3:38. 
For more infomation >> Bella Thorne - Call It Whatever (Official Video) - Duration: 3:30. 
For more infomation >> How I Make Money Online
For more infomation >> Veja quais são os carros mais roubados e os índices que alertam para o perigo - Duration: 12:01. 
For more infomation >> "LINDENSTRASSE": SO DRAMATISCH WIRD DER SERIENTOD VON HANS BEIMER - Duration: 3:17. 
For more infomation >> Michael Cohen drops Trump attorney label on Twitter - Duration: 2:13. 
For more infomation >> NHKの「夫婦」映像に「朝から大丈夫？」 出演者も苦笑い（J-CASTニュース） - Duration: 4:35. 
No comments:
Post a Comment