Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Youtube daily report Dec 29 2016

Aaj kaa video thoda important hai, kyuki iss video ke ending me ek new year giveaway kaa

announcement hai, toa poora video dekhna mat bhoolna.

Bhai Virgin Hai...

Hahaha

Ye texting game ke basically doa levels hote hai, ye levels start hote hai Facebook, Instagram

yaa fir koi aur messenger se aur ladki se bhao milte milte, badi mushkil, shiddat, aur

sacchi lagan se bande ko Whatsapp tak pahocha he dete hai.

But problem ye hai ke pehle level par Facebook aur Instagram kaa source unn 100 hawas ke

bhookhe bando ke paas bhi hai jinme se kuch ladki ke inbox me jaa paate hai aur kuch message

request bane reh kar maan lete hai ke mere jaisa stud iss *beep*kutiya ke kismat me he

nai hai.

Par Agar kismat aur dedication se tum inbox tak pahonch bhe gaye, toa yaha bhe 10-15 hawas

ke bhookhe bande mil jaaenge, jinme se kuch whatsapp tak pahonch paate hai aur kuch Facebook

par block hue zindagi bhar reh jaate hai!

Aur agar tum whatsapp tak pahonch bhe gaye, toa itna excited excited hone ke zarurat nai

hai, 4-5 chutiye abhi bhi tumhare sath iss medal(girl) ko paane ke liye Olympics me bhaag

rahe hai.

Tumhe pata bhe nai chalta aur ladki raato raat tumhare aur tumhare andekhe competitor

ke wajah se celebrity feel lene lagti hai aur tumhare msgs ko dekh kar bolti hai *mera

life mera time, ek sec bhe kyu du tumhe*

Vo actually problem ye hai naa ke ladkiyaan immune ho chuki hai zindagi me options he

options dekh kar, 100 kapde dekhne ke baad thoda nakhra kar jab vo ek kapda choose karti

hai, toa socho tumhare selection ke liye vo tumse kitne papad belwaegi.

Aaese thodi ye dialog itna famous hai *roti kapda aur ladki teeno he papad belo toa mile

*

Har baar jab uske phone me message aata hai, toa voa filter karti hai messages ko aur bando

ko priority ke hisab se arrange kar leti hai.

Tumhe pata bhe nai chalta ke iss race me tum kisse jeet chuke ho aur kisse haar, bas andaaze

se he apni gaadi aage badha rahe ho.

Par tumhe kaha pata tha pehle ke ladki ko text karne kaa koi tareeka bhe ho sakta hai,

tumne toa hamesha apne dil ke sun kar katwa liya har baar.

Har bande kaa pehla problem hota hai koi msg Hi Hello se start karna, ab hota hai yaar

performance pressure, toa uss time par ye Hi Hello bolna he safe lagta hai.

Par yaar aaese toa baat hone se rahi.

Jab bhe baat start Karo toa kisi maksad se, vella thodi dikhana hai apne aap ko.

Fir agla problem hai 'Point of View kaa' tumne usse normal dost maan kar, baat shuru ke hai

yaa girlfriend banana hai ye soch kar.

Mana, ke gf waali nazar lekar aaye ho, par *control control uday*, apni hawas ko, apne

andar rakhe me he bhalai hai, ladkiyo ko gentleman types pasand hote hai, desperate hawas ke

pille nai.

Fir aata hai apne boring baato se bore naa karne wala challenge.

Bhale he tumhe interesting naa lage ho unn chezo ke baare me baat karna jo usse pasand

ho par Beta ladki chahea toa uske interest, ko apna interest banana padta hai, mera ek

dost toa school me singer banane ke liye taiyaar ho gaya tha jab usse pata chala tha ke uski

crush ko singers pasand hai.

Vo alag baat hai ke zindagi ne usse ab aukaat dikha diya aur ab vo engineering padh raha

hai BC.

Agla rule hota hai lambe messages bhejne kaa, lambe messages Issela kyuki ye kam despo lagta

hai.

Aacha maan lo ke tum ek hot se in demand ladki ho, tumhare whatsapp par doa bando kaa message

aata hai, ek ye(10msgs) aur ek ye(1msg) toa tum kisse despo bologe?

Toa bas, karna ye hai ke despo ke tarah bahot saare message nai bhejne hai balki ek message

me he sab likh dena hai taake ladki bhe soch me pad jaaye ke baaki sab toa itna bhao de

rahe hai iss bande par mera nasha kaise nai chadha.

Ab bachta hai aakhri aur sabse important rule, uska naukar kabhi mat banana.

Ladkiyo ko hawas me majboor ladko se kaam karwaane me ek alag he maza aata hai, par

bhai Zakir ke tarah sakth Launda bane rehna hai, naukar banoge toa naukar he bane reh

jaaoge.

Balki ulta ladki se chote mote kaam karwao ke vo confuse ho jaaye ke bc aaj tak ladko

se kaam karwaya tha isme aaesa kya hai jo iske liye kaam kar rahi hu.

Aur BOOM jo log ye dekh kar motivated ho jaate hai ke bc ab toa

meri life me bandi coming soon hai vo bolte hai aakh khuli andhe ke maa chudi dhande ke.

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Love FouseyTube?

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900HP Arab Porsche 991 Turbo S | Flames and Brutal Sounds | Cool Cars - Duration: 3:15.

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Audi Q3 €. 6.155,- Demovoordeel. Sport Pro Line S 1.4 TFSI - Duration: 1:50.

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Mercedes-Benz S-Klasse 430 - Duration: 0:58.

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Change Filter PHILIPS Air Purifier: Clean AC1215 Air Purifier Pre Filter, Active Carbon HEPA:VLOG102 - Duration: 4:39.

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Fantastic Beasts Movie

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Check Out We Love You

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How To Create a Design Face Galaxy #Photoshop - Duration: 5:13.

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"Hội bạn gái" của vợ Trấn Thành khiến cánh mày râu quên lối về - Duration: 3:37.

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Quán quân The Voice 2013 bốc lửa ngày trở lại - Duration: 1:48.

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