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Flawless victory...
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Mortal combat!
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Mortal combat!!
Mortal combat!!
Mortal combat!
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[groovy music]
Hey, man!
Great party.
These pizza rolls really bring it together.
Thanks, uh...
Not so sure about all these guests, though.
Some of them are a little....
....Eccentric.
[groovy music]
Yeah, about that...
What's up with 2016?
DAMN, DANIEL!
Whoa!
Dicks out for Harambe!
Wow.
What the hell happened?
Oh, you don't know?
That's you in a year.
What?
I have so many questions!
Come on.
It's obvious that something went wrong...
But the question is...
Where, and when?
We've been using events and social media trends
To try and pinpoint all the debauchery.
Obviously we can't change what's already happened
But we can try to stop it from getting worse.
I don't understand.
Okay...
Take the death of America's greatest martyr
Harambe.
Dicks out.
He was born at the Gladys Porter Zoo
On May 27, 1999.
At the same time, Ricky Martin's
"Livin' La Vida Loca"
Was hitting #1 on the U.S. pop chart
And just when Ricky was inches away
From a commercial deal
With Pringles.
And who makes Pringles?
The Kellogg's Food Company.
Who just happens to have had 2 major cereal recalls
In 2010 and 2012
Just 2 years apart!
Just as a social media game
Farmville
Was gaining in popularity
And it's a well-known fact that "Harambe"
In Swahili is a term
For communal labor, or...
Farming.
So you're saying Facebook's to blame?
Eh, you ain't wrong.
But it goes back even further.
Before Facebook!
What even came before Facebook?
[Awkward silence]
A lot.
Like...
There's a whole world history.
Come on, man!
Think back!
The answer is in there!
Ugh! [slap]
Oh my god.
Tom from MySpace?
-Bingo! -Skadoosh!
What?
So Tom cashed out, disappeared...
And now running things from the shadows?
No longer MySpace...
...Or your space...
...Only his space.
Mother of pearl.
If that's true...
Where does Pokémon Go fit in all this?
[sighs]
You tell me.
[dramatic music]
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