(Large Love)
I'll give this to Minkyoung as a gift.
Minsang!
Minkyoung!
I got you a gift!
Ta-da!
A cake!
- Isn't it pretty? / - I can't eat these so...
- I'll throw these out. / - Minkyoung!
Those are made with sugar so they're edible.
Really?
This is like watching "Attack on Titan."
Oh, they lost their heads.
Yummy!
Are they good?
Eating this makes me crave pork hocks.
You want pork hocks?
Alright, let's eat again then.
Welcome!
- Hello! / - Welcome.
What would you like?
I'd like this?
The large order of pork hocks?
No. This.
The large order of pork hocks.
Geez...
This!
- Oh, all the pork hocks? / - Yes.
- Everything written here? / - Yes.
How will you eat that all...
Well, you're a large girl.
You want a large beating?
Just a joke.
Careful, mister.
I'd like the plate of pork hocks to be...
Hold on.
Where are you going?
Not this...
What are you doing?
- On here. / - What?
I want the pork hocks on this.
Plate a bunch of pork hocks on this?
Yes, on here.
Oh, alright.
And not just any pork hocks.
I want the front legs, which taste the best.
- The front legs that taste the best? / - Yes.
Alright.
Here's a front leg!
Eat it! Eat it!
Careful there.
- Please hurry, mister. / - Got it.
This should be great!
- Minsang. / - Yeah.
Should we go to the sauna tonight?
What a hassle. Let's not go anywhere.
Why? It's nice to break a sweat.
Minkyoung.
Most people break a sweat
by going into the sauna or the hot tub.
You break a sweat from cracking
900 hard-boiled eggs...
That's not what people do.
It's the same thing.
I heard your church had to close on Easter
because you ate all the eggs.
Some say you're the cause of Korea's egg shortage.
That's enough.
- And you ate all the eggs so... / - Hey!
Forget this. I'm going home.
- Minkyoung! / - Get off!
Your food is here.
The food's here, Minkyoung.
Stay and eat.
What? Stay and eat?
- So you were laughing out of happiness? / - Yeah.
Not laughing at me.
Your pork hocks are here!
Here they are!
Wow!
Hold on...
So big, right?
- Served on a door just like you asked. / - Great!
You're right.
Enjoy these with some cucumbers.
Great, some cucumbers...
- Mister. / - Yes.
What are these?
- These little things... / - Some cucumbers...
- So small. / - Just a joke.
Not these, right?
Just eat them straight off the vine!
- Great! / - Eat them all.
A cucumber farm!
- Minkyoung, let's start eating. / - Alright.
3, 2, 1, let's eat!
Minkyoung!
Hoegyeong...
I told you not to date this fool.
Why are you always like this?
I even brought this for you.
This will give you a jaw-line. Come here.
That hurts!
Come here.
You have two faces.
What are you saying?
Don't touch me there.
Did you just hit me?
I didn't...
You hit me.
Why did you hit me? Why did you hit me?
I won't stand for this either.
- Let me go. / - No.
- Let me go! / - No!
Geez...
- Why you... / - I'm sorry.
- I was nice since you're my brother... / - No...
Geez!
- Let's eat. / - Yes, ma'am!
Thank you for the food!
(Who's Recording?)
This stinking thing...
It's acting up again.
Oh... It's working. Okay.
Haecheol, I'm ready to record.
Okay, we'll start right away.
Haecheol, is the thing fixed?
That machine ruined the recording last time.
I pretty much took care of that
so don't worry about it and focus on recording.
Start.
♪ I love you ♪
Okay, very nice. Let's hear it.
♪ I love you ♪
What was that?
I didn't do that.
It sounded weird.
Sorry. Let's try one more time.
Okay.
♪ I love you ♪
Okay, very nice. Let's hear it.
♪ I love you ♪
That's a different genre.
I sang it as a ballad.
Try to focus and let's try again.
♪ I love you ♪
Okay, let's hear it.
♪ I love you ♪
How much do you love me?
Who was that girl?
I think this place is haunted!
Did you bring a girl into the booth?
I did not bring a girl!
- Sorry. / - The machine's messed up!
Sorry. Let's try one more time.
♪ I love you ♪
Okay, let's hear it.
♪ I don't love you ♪
This is totally different.
I didn't sing it like that!
What's with this place?
Food delivery.
- Leave it here please. / - Okay.
Haecheol, let me try again.
Okay.
♪ I love you ♪
Very nice.
- Nice singing. / - I think you got it.
Bye.
Let's hear it.
♪ I love you ♪
That was that guy's voice.
Haecheol.
That sounded nice. Let's use it
- Make it a duet then? / - Yeah?
I'll try the next line then.
Okay, go.
♪ Even with my eyes closed ♪
Okay, very nice. Let's hear it.
♪ Even with my eyes closed ♪
Keeping it.
Haecheol, can I try again
but with vibrato at the end?
No, no.
I'll add vibrato with the machine.
Okay, let's hear it.
♪ Even with my eyes closed ♪
That sounded like a goat!
Want to be a trio with a goat?
Why would I be in a trio with a goat?
Forget all that.
Let's make it trendy with electronic sounds.
Okay, I'll add electronic sounds.
Let's hear it.
♪ Even with my ♪
I'll never tell you!
Save me, Haecheol! What was that?
Should I turn off the fuse box?
Don't be ridiculous!
Forget this.
Just make it nice and clean.
- Okay, nice and clean. / - Yes.
Let's hear it.
♪ Even with my eyes closed ♪
I'm here for the dishes.
What was that?
- I'm here for the dishes. / - It was recorded already.
What was that? I can't record like this!
(Idiotic Robot)
Where did he go?
Jinho-bot! Jinho-bot!
Did you call, master?
I have no emotions.
I am Jinho-bot.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
I do not have a heart.
Jinho-bot.
You look a bit different today.
Or maybe not...
Can you get me some water?
Yes, master.
Errand mode.
What the...
What's that?
Hey!
You bought new shoes!
Did you just notice, master?
Gosh...
Anyone can see that you're showing them off!
Oh, these are limited editions
so they must really stand out.
Oh, really?
Let me break in your new shoes!
Wear them a long time!
What the...
Are you... Are you sulking now?
I am not.
You are sulking!
I said I am not.
I think he's sulking...
Jinho-bot, can you get me that parcel?
Yes, master.
Wow, these news clothes sure came fast.
- New clothes? / - Yeah.
- Why? / - I should break them in.
Hey! What are you doing?
Wear them a long time.
But I bought this for you.
You fool!
You shot yourself in the foot.
Geez...
Why do you seem so depleted?
Want me to change your battery?
I'm fully charged.
Or want me to change your engine oil?
You changed it last week.
Then what am I supposed to do?
This?
You want the deer antlers that I take?
Alright. Have one.
Thank you, master.
What the...
What's going on?
Power up.
What the...
Gosh...
What are you doing?
So powerful.
What kind of robot gets this energized
from taking a tonic?
Master, this is very good for robots
but I am having trouble describing how.
Give me a break!
Anyway, Jinho-bot...
Somi said she'd go right to bed after work
but I think she was out late drinking.
Master, I have a lie detector mode.
Really?
Then when Somi gets here
tell me whether she's telling the truth or lying.
Yes, master.
Honey!
Hi, Jinho-bot.
- Hi, honey. / - Hey.
Honey, didn't you say you'd
go straight home to bed after work?
Yeah. I went home and slept like a baby.
Jinho-bot.
Lie detector mode!
- Gosh! / - Quiet!
- Quiet... / - Lie detector mode?
Are you doubting me now?
Of course not!
Lie.
You are doubting me.
No, honey. It's a misunderstanding.
I even bought this for you.
A really expensive luxury brand bag.
Lie.
It's a knockoff?
Are you joking?
- Gosh, I'm so angry! / - I wasn't...
I'm so heated!
What's with him?
- Ice massage mode. / - What the...
Taehun-bot is here...
What the... Hey...
What are you doing?
Honey.
This is my robot.
I had a high fever yesterday
so I put him on ice massage mode.
But this seems weird.
That robot makes me even more heated!
Are you hot, master?
Don't do that!
Hello?
Oh, alright.
Honey, my friends are nearby.
Is it cool if they stop by?
It's my first time. Do I look okay?
You're fine!
Boys, make sure you greet my friends.
- Yes, master. / - Yes, master.
- Somi! / - Hey!
Say hello to my robots and my boyfriend.
- Hello! / - Hello!
Somi told us a lot about you.
How about we go out for some food?
Yeah? I'll make reservations.
Come with us, Somi's boyfriend.
Stay home and work, robot.
- What? / - Come on!
I was just mistaken for a robot?
- Excuse... This isn't right... / - Hey...
Robot.
What?
What is this?
Why aren't you doing it?
What?
Use your hips.
- 1 and 2 and 3 and... / - This isn't right!
I'm not a robot!
(Spear and Shield)
I'm almost at Hapjeong Station.
Yeah. See you soon.
Laughter cures all.
Just one pill will make you excited!
Pills for sale!
Get angry to relieve your stress.
Anger tonic for sale!
Want to see the miracle of instantaneous joy?
Want to see the miracle of instantaneous anger?
Oh, yeah! I'm so excited!
Pipe down!
Don't you know who I am?
What do you think made
the Angry Birds angry?
This cartoon theme song...
What do you think made it so exciting?
♪ If you do bad things ♪
What do you think made it angry?
What do you think made
Taeyang's dances so exciting?
What do you think made
the sun in the sky bright?
That made no sense!
- Those are two different meanings... / - Forget it!
We'll use our stuff on him at the same time
and if he gets angry, you get off.
Agreed. I see your offer and if he doesn't get excited,
I'll raise you this gift certificate.
It's not even worth much.
Agreed. I see your gift certificate
and raise you the deed to my apartment.
- It's so hard to get a home these days. / - Agreed!
I see your deed and raise you my life!
Please don't!
This guy...
Has our lives in his hands.
1...
2...
3...
This is so hard!
He's seething in anger!
He's excited and smiling!
What? What?
You son of a...
He's angry and cussing!
He's excited and beatboxing!
He's spitting out of anger!
You want to do this?
What?
He's starting a fight!
He's so excited! I won!
I lost!
This station is Hapjeong.
Hapjeong Station.
I'm getting off.
Let's all get excited!
Shut it!
- Shut it! / - He's angry!
♪ Shut it and listen to me ♪
♪ We have to run ♪
- ♪ Let's go for it ♪ / - He's excited!
Shut it!
♪ Let's ♪ Don't run!
What is this?
Is he angry?
Or is he excited?
(The Most Sensitive People)
Hello?
What?
I didn't get the job?
Because I got 350 in TOEIC?
Hello? Hello?
I'm sick of English, English, English!
Geez!
Gosh...
Don't you know any English, idiot?
- Geez... / - Idiot?
Yes! The idiot is right here!
Mister.
Did you tease me for being poor at English?
No, it's my nephew...
Don't even bring up English in front of me!
It stresses me out.
I'm sorry.
Hello?
What? A celebrity is coming to my restaurant?
I'll make sure there's a table!
Please do come!
Suzy of miss A is coming to my restaurant!
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, it's not that Suzy. It's Lee Suji.
- Mister. / - Yes.
You were cheering before.
Why did your tone just drop?
No. Nonsense. I'm your fan.
Geez...
Oopsie, this fell.
- Suji smells? / - What?
So I'm the smelly Suji, is that it?
And this is the good Suzy?
No, that's not what I meant...
I can't believe this.
- I'm sorry. / - Forget it, mister.
How's the salmon?
We have no pink fish.
No English?
Yes! I can't get a job because I can't speak English!
Why do you keep teasing me?
I was talking about fish...
You seem like a grown man...
Why don't you act your age?
Why don't I act my age?
Mister, was that directed at me?
No...
This isn't mine!
It's a gift for my nephew!
- It's a gift? Really? / - Yes, really!
You think in bed, I'm like...
Do you think I cuddle with this thing?
It seems to be a good fit...
I'm sorry about that. Have a seat.
What would you like?
Forget it.
Why is this more expensive.
Oh, the name might be the same
but this is much bigger.
We both have the same name
but I'm a lot bigger?
- No... / - How could you say that, mister?
- I didn't mean... / - I'm so upset.
I'd like the chicken.
That's unavailable.
You can't eat that.
I can't read that?
That's right! I can't read, speak or write in English!
That's why I can't get a job!
I wasn't talking about that! That's enough of that!
I'm so disgusted!
- Disgusting? / - What?
What did I do to disgust you?
It got all dusty
so I was blowing it off!
Alright. That's enough.
It's Chucky!
I am not Chucky!
I'm a kindergarten teacher.
A kindergarten teacher...
Then why did you come in like this?
- I was shaking this bottle of lotion! / - Oh...
What would you like?
I haven't eaten all day so I'm hungry.
Then you're lucky to be here.
I'm Chucky?
I am not Chucky!
- Lucky. / - Why do you keep saying that?
- Lucky. / - Forget it.
I'll have this.
That's unavailable.
- Really? / - Yes.
If you can't make this...
♪ If you don't know English ♪
♪ You can't get a job ♪
Why would you sing an English academy jingle?
It wasn't like that!
Sit still!
- What would you like? / - I'll have this.
And I'll have this as the sauce.
This with this sauce?
You sure have strange taste.
I have strange taste?
This isn't mine! It's a gift for my nephew!
- Alright... / - Forget it!
Where's the food I ordered?
I'm sorry. Coming right up.
Here you go.
- Mister. / - Yes.
This looks totally different from the photo.
- No... / - I look totally different from the photo?
So you're saying we're in the
same outfit yet seem so different?
I'm so stressed out...
Mister, do you have anything sweet?
Sweet? Sweet...
Here's some candy.
Here's Satan.
I am not the doll of Satan!
I don't even have dolls at home!
I never said you had dolls at home!
I don't have dolls at my house either!
This is a gift for my nephew!
I'm going to write a negative review online.
What's your name?
Don't write my name!
Don't use that name?
Who are you to tell me not to use the name Suji?
What's your problem, mister?
Want me to shut this place down?
This is so annoying, I can't take it anymore.
Geez! This is terrible!
My English is terrible?
Yes! My English is terrible so I can't get a job!
Why do you keep embarrassing me?
Why don't you stop this?
Let me do my duty!
Not like Suzy?
What's being like Suzy then?
What's being like Suzy then? This?
♪ Shut up, boy ♪
♪ Shut up, shut up ♪ Is that what you mean?
That's enough.
Every time I open my mouth,
you all attack...
Otaku?
I am not an otaku!
How do I look like an otaku?
Alright! Don't rush in trying to kill me over it!
Rush in to kill you?
When did I ever rush in to kill you?
I was just sitting here!
I'm going to get you all for this!
What the... What's with that guy?
What's his deal?
- Save me! / - What's going on?
- What's wrong, miss? / - Oh, no!
Chucky is trying to hurt someone!
Give me all your money!
I'm being chased too!
Geez, this guy...
Is so insensitive!
(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers.
This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.
Sweet and sour pork!
What was that?
I just said anything!
It's the Say Anything Festival.
Then... Rubber gloves.
What are those for?
I just brought out anything!
Very nice.
You can blurt out any absurd thing
but it can't make sense or remind you of anything...
- So it's very difficult. / - That's right.
Then let's meet our first contestant now.
Do you want to be skinny...
He wants to be skinny.
It's not easy to say that with that body.
- That's right! / - His tongue is very fat..
His tongue is fat.
Take it easy!
Let's meet the next contestant.
A whale...
Is he Japanese?
Fights a shark.
A whale...
He said a whale fights a shark!
Now, that was a "National Geographic" comment!
This is why they said
an innocent bystander starts a fight!
Really?
Let's meet the next contestant.
Son.
Stand up.
A ghost!
He called his deceased father a ghost!
What a terrible son he is to say that.
I'm a good son.
Stop using my credit card so much, dad!
The hand of a good son.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Tell me now!
He spoke French!
- He spoke French! A French comment! / - Right.
Yeongjin.
What does that mean?
Just a moment...
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is this the movie "300?"
Little bro! Little bro!
Big bro! Big bro!
Little bro, little bro. Big bro, big bro.
- Now, that was a brotherly comment! / - Right!
I have a very close friend too.
- Who is it? / - My wife.
Loyalty!
Let's meet the next contestant.
You pig!
- That was... / - So...
- The pot calling the kettle black! / - Amazing.
He did a very good job and deserves praise.
Good job! Stamp, stamp!
What was that?
- My catchphrase. They'll say it eventually. / - Yes.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Sir...
This is how much it is
but I'll give you this.
Thank you.
Very nice!
- Right! Accept when it's offered. / - Right!
Now, that was a Dongdaemun comment.
♪ Dong-dong Dongdaemun ♪ is on line 1.
Let's meet the next contestant.
The 16th KBS Entertainment Awards!
We'll start it now!
He just raised the curtain!
- He ended as soon as he started. / - That's right.
He did a very good job and deserves praise.
Good job! Stamp, stamp!
Let's meet the next contestant.
The number you have dialed
is no longer in service.
- Really? / - Yeah.
He talked to a machine!
That guy is great with machines.
How did you find that?
The high school he went to
was AlphaGo.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Wow, this was made for you!
Thank you.
Yes! Accept what's offered!
- That's right! / - Just taking!
That was another Dongdaemun comment.
♪ Dongdaemun Stadium ♪ is on line 2 and 5.
From the Say Anything Festival
this has been caster Yoo Jaeseok...
And commentator Kang Hodong.
Hello!
(Acting Idols)
A movie about the life story of a famous barista.
We'll start the auditions for
"Captain Americano."
First candidate, come on in.
Hello!
Hello!
You're a very spirited guy.
Time for the name game. Introduce yourself.
I dream of being Korea's best actor.
I'm Im Seonguk!
Seonguk, you seem very nervous.
I'm not nervous at all.
- You're not nervous, right? / - I'm not.
Then did you memorize the lines
in the scenes from "The Attorney?"
Yes, I memorized all of it.
Great. Just relax. Ready... Action!
Honorable judge.
I help those that were wronged.
I'm a district journey.
Attorney.
Oh... I'm a district attorney.
The defendant is not guilty.
I have a connection.
Objection.
Oh... I have an objection.
One law for the rich...
Inherit athlete's foot!
Why would you inherit athlete's foot?
Oh... A free trip!
Not a trip.
Working holiday?
No! Not a working holiday!
You're out!
You didn't memorize anything!
Next contestant, come on in.
Gosh...
Hello.
I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.
You're out.
I came from shooting "Aladdin."
Don't I look thin?
Who would say this looks thin?
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They rub up on me!
They're just rubbing this for a wish.
I'll show you my acting.
- No. / - Here I go.
A scene where I'm on a date with my boyfriend.
Just a moment.
Okay!
Action!
Honey, when are you going to visit my place?
My place is so spacious.
You should visit!
It seems really cramped.
I felt so stuffy.
It sure is nice being at the beach.
Honey.
Catch me if you can!
All of a sudden?
Got you.
Honey, you're so fast!
Did you bring a gift for me?
I don't have anything.
Oh, she got me again.
Gosh... You brought a ribbon for me?
You're so thoughtful.
I'll put it on you.
Hold on...
It looks better here.
You joker!
Honey, my feet are killing me
from walking all day. Massage my feet.
- So you walked? / - Yeah.
Alright.
That's no big deal. I'll give you a massage.
Give me your feet.
- These are your feet, right? / - Yeah.
They're very stiff. So hard.
They're like iron.
That tickles!
- Ouch! / - Gosh!
Excuse me!
Don't act with your feet!
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They all clap for me!
And you should leave on a high note.
You're out.
I'm going.
Please try to hurry.
I am hurrying.
Why are your hands so big?
Next candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.
I believe the set-up is key in acting.
Right, the set-up is important.
Then what kind of acting will you show us?
I'll play a loan sharking collecting his money.
Great.
Action!
I don't think you know how scary I can be.
Don't you see this tattoo?
Don't you see this tattoo?
Show them the tattoo.
The set-up is that I'm showing them
my tattooed eyebrows.
You don't have tattooed eyebrows!
Show some real acting.
Pay me back the $5,000 you borrowed.
Why aren't you paying me?
I'll pay you back if you give me some more time.
Weren't you in the middle of threatening someone?
The set-up is that I broke something that's $7,000
and now I owe him money.
Don't come up with things like that!
- Threaten the guy! / - Okay.
Hey.
What's that bulge in your back pocket?
Your wallet, right?
Yes, it is. Get over here.
Oh...
What is it?
The set-up is that he has a lopsided butt.
Don't do that! You're out!
Always coming up with weird things...
Next candidate, come on in.
Hello, hello.
I'm Yeongsu, an actor that specializes in villains.
Yeongsu? What's your surname?
- Sa. / - Sa Yeongsu...
- Sounds like condemned criminal... / - Yes.
I'm always playing villains
so I'm here to shed my villainous image.
Great.
What kind of acting will you show us?
I'll play a normal student congratulating
his friend on his birthday.
Be normal. Action!
Happy birthday!
I'm going to set off this firecracker.
Hold still...
Hold still.
I'm going to set this off! Hold still!
Don't move!
I'm going to set it off!
Hold on!
Nobody's that scary when setting off a firecracker!
What?
It's thrilling.
Gosh!
Don't you want to change your image?
I do.
I'll show you something else.
I'll play a normal show host.
- Please be normal. / - Okay.
Action!
Folks, do you want to
give your hairstyle some volume?
Then just use this curler.
The sale is almost over. Please call now.
Do you want to save your hairstyle with volume?
You want to save it?
If you want to save it, then call now.
3.
2.
1.
Time's up.
Oh, no.
Your hair just died.
There's no show host like this!
What?
It's thrilling!
You're out.
- I'm out? / - Yes.
So scary...
Geez...
I'm sorry.
It's all over you.
Pardon?
It's all over.
- It's all over. / - I'm sorry!
Everyone be quiet!
Nami, come out from there.
Come out.
It's so heavy.
Next candidate, come in.
Ma'am, what brings you to this audition?
Hello.
I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.
We're sorry but the only roles we have left
are stereotypical roles
like the Chinese restaurant worker...
There are no stereotypical roles in acting.
No matter how stereotypical the role is
you give it your all
and express yourself freely
like a butterfly frolicking in flowers.
This is the spirit of acting!
♪ Yeah, swallowtail ♪
♪ A single one ♪
♪ Hid ♪
I've become free now.
I'll start acting.
Yes, this is the Chinese restaurant.
3 garlic chicken, 5 seafood platter
and 6 mixed stir-fry?
Where would you like it?
What? Harbin?
Did you eat?
Did you eat your meal?
Hold on! Your pronunciation!
Ma'am, your acting was too exaggerated
There is no exaggerated in acting!
I was clearly expressing shrewdness of the lady
who would use a bunch of batter
and very little meat for sweet and sour pork
ordered using a coupon.
This is the spirit of acting!
Alright. The scene of the lady
taking a phone order.
Show us that now!
There is no now in acting!
Acting comes out when you're holding the
precious gem that is acting ability.
I am merely a scallop with a pearl
swimming in the sea
that is the spirit of acting!
♪ Under the sea ♪
♪ Under the sea ♪
I don't think you know the words.
Gross!
I'm sorry.
It fell on his head.
Since I have a pearl...
I'll start my acting now.
Yes. It's on the way!
Rushing me over one lousy bowl of noodles...
Kim, go deliver that bowl of noodles now.
Oh, you didn't hang up yet?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'll give you sweet and sour pork on the house!
Kim! Kim!
Don't throw out that pork the customer didn't finish.
Pack it up and deliver it.
Gosh! You still didn't hang up?
Please forgive me!
Please don't report me!
Ma'am, you're out.
I'm out?
How embarrassing...
♪ I'm hiding ♪
(Angry Bosses)
- New guy! / - Yes.
I caught 10 big turtles last night in my dream.
- Look up what that means. / - Okay.
I think I'll buy a lottery ticket.
Chief, it means you'll die.
It says to beware of the color red.
I have no reason to see red today.
Chief!
This is bad luck! Why are you wearing red?
Hold on... What's this smell?
I ate a packed lunch today.
Hey! The entire office
reeks of food because of you!
Eat out starting tomorrow.
Okay. I'll eat out starting tomorrow,
so give me a raise!
A raise? Hey.
The company isn't a charity that gives away money!
Well, interns aren't charity workers either!
Why you...
Hey!
In my days, we worked until our backs gave out!
I'd work until my back gives out
if interns got insurance too!
What?
Gosh... You think you can become
a regular employee with that mouth of yours?
Why not? You're always talking trash and
you became a regular employee too, Chief!
Geez!
Interns these days aren't hungry anymore.
That's because I already ate my lunch!
How dare you talk back to me?
I'm talking back to you because you're talking to me!
Gosh...
You're causing me to get indigestion.
Why is it because of me?
It's because you ate too much!
Get to work!
Yes, sir! Oh, Chief.
Don't pick your ears with the company pen!
What? She's such a pain in my neck!
What's with her?
This is a great suit.
Hello, sir!
New guy!
- Noob! / - Yes...
This watch is G-Shock.
This isn't that brand.
It's got prints on it and needs to be wiped.
Oh... I see.
- New guy. / - Yes.
I've always wanted to ask.
Is your house DJ or VJ?
What's DJ and VJ?
DJ is a spacious house
and VJ is an apartment complex with a great view.
Which one?
A spacious house.
A house? Like a CEO!
I live in BJ.
- What's BJ? / - Half-basement.
But it's nice because nobody complains
even if you jump around.
New guy, if you live in a house
I bet you live near Seoul and not in Seoul.
Is your house this, this, this, this or this?
What's this, this, this, this and this?
Is it in Ilsan, Icheon, Sejong, Pocheon or Osan?
- Where? / - Oh. Pocheon.
Pocheon! Rice wine!
I live here.
- Sejong? / - I pay rent.
It's nice because the landlady doesn't
rush me for my rent.
New guy, if you have a house
I bet you have a yard too.
Do you raise one of these in your yard?
- What's this? / - Do you have a dog?
I do.
- Woof, woof. / - Yes.
Is your dog
this, this, this or this?
What's this, this, this and this?
Is it a Golden retriever, Cocker Spaniel,
Alaskan Malamute or Jindo dog? Which one?
Oh... I have a Jindo dog.
A Jindo dog! Natural monument number 53!
I have this at home.
A Cocker Spaniel?
I'm the dog.
It's nice because I guard the house well.
New guy, how about after work at 7,
we talk about your Jindo dog
as we eat some bread at the bakery over there.
- Sounds great. / - Good.
What kind of bread? This or this?
What's this and this?
This is mocha bread and this is...
Cheese bread!
- Ciabatta. / - Oh...
- Which one? / - I'll have ciabatta.
- You want ciabatta? / - Yes.
- You buy the beverages. / - Okay.
- Manager Song. / - Yes.
Want to go get some bread with us?
- Got to go early. / - Alright then.
Got to go early before the bakery closes!
- Let's go! / - What was that?
Chief, come join us for bread.
I don't like bread.
We're all going to the company cafeteria to eat.
They're serving hamburgers for dinner today.
That's bread!
(Loud Singing)
Alright!
I'm going to watch a movie with this beam projector.
Come on in!
Come in! We're here!
- Look at the time... / - Goodness!
Hello!
Hello.
Make yourselves at home
as I get you some drinks.
Gosh... Come on! Have a seat!
You got to stay for a drink!
Have a seat.
Man, I was going to watch a movie here.
You must be Jonghyeok.
You're handsome just like Manager Jang!
I bet you're popular too.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Me? I'm going to become a movie director
and shoot a hit movie.
Movie, my foot! Forget that!
You should be studying!
We didn't have movies in my day!
When your pet dog has puppies
and one is spotted and you're like...
What happened here?
That was our mystery movie!
And that's not all.
When your dad comes home super drunk at night
and urinates in the closet...
That was our disaster movie!
And that's not all!
When the elders got drunk at the village parties
and they all went home staggering like this...
Staggering... That was our zombie movie!
Movies, my foot. Forget that!
Goodness, such a temper...
Is my husband this way at work too?
Not at all! Manager Jang
talks about his family all the time.
Even when we went fishing last weekend...
He went fishing?
He said he was visiting someone in the hospital.
I knew it. I was deceived.
I've been deceived this entire time!
- How were you deceived? / - Last time...
You said the chief was really ill and he had to go but
you brought a big bottle of booze! You deceived me!
You said the chief was lying on his back
but you got wasted drunk
and you were lying on the street! You deceived me!
Why? Is the perfectly healthy chief
carried off into the intensive care unit
whenever it's Saturday night at 11?
Why?
Goodness!
Where did my wig go?
- Goodness! / - My glasses!
- My glasses! / - I'm so sorry!
Goodness!
Deputy Bae, that was a wig?
Man, this is so embarrassing!
I'm going to go practice with my band.
You brat!
Forget about that band!
Gosh... I'm like CNBLUE at my school.
Oh, please. That's like CNBLUE singing
"I'm a Loner" at a wedding!
- Forget that! / - Gosh...
Anyway, I'm going to band practice.
Band, my foot! Forget that.
There were no bands in my day!
When the disciplinary teacher lined up
all the late kids like this
with the attendance book in his hand...
Why were you late? Why were you late?
Why, why? Why, why, why?
That was our drummer.
And that's not all!
If you got grabbed by the sideburns you grew...
That was the main vocalist.
And that's not all!
When the principal is giving the entire school
a speech and you're all nodding off...
That was our rock festival!
Band, my foot! Forget that!
Oh, calm down, Manager Jang.
That brat...
How about Manager Jang and his wife
sing a song for us all?
I can't sing.
Hey! Have you ever seen me sing before?
Manager Jang!
You practically live at the karaoke bar!
- He lives at the karaoke bar? / - Why did you...
I knew it. I was deceived again.
I've been deceived all this time!
How were you deceived?
That was a joke! Don't nag me about that!
Right, you always say I'm nagging
but you sing IU's "Nagging"
with Miss Kim at karaoke!
You deceived me!
You turn away when you face me in bed
but at karaoke
you have Miss Kim's hand and you're...
♪ Turning, turning ♪ You deceived me!
Why?
♪ I feel bad for those wet hands ♪
This song that should be sang to your wife!
Why are you singing it to Miss Kim instead?
Why?
- Deputy Bae! / - My wig!
- Mister! / - Hurry!
(Jeong Myeonghun)
Hello,
I'm Jung Seunghwan of
Korea's Pride and Legendary Handsome Comedian
Jeong Myeonghun is Coming
so Stand Aside, Bow, Chant Hurray,
Start the Music, Bob Your Shoulders,
Start Humming, Start Dancing.
Offer Up Your Entire Fortune,
Do a Big Bow, But Not Twice.
This skit is the only unscripted skit on Gag Concert.
Just like the last episode,
I've asked these three to just sit here.
- Right? / - Yes.
- You don't know what the skit's about. / - Yes.
- Are you curious about the topic? / - No.
Today's topic is...
Marriage approval.
What kind of witty comment could you make
to get the parents of your beloved girlfriend
to get their approval for marriage?
That's what our comedians will teach you now!
I'm very excited.
First is comedian Kim Jeonghun.
What kind of witty comment would you make?
- Pardon? / - Show them now!
Please allow us to get married.
What? No?
I don't want to be your son-in-law then!
I won't be your son-in-law!
I'll be number 1. Not number 4, number 1.
Jeonghun, you are first.
First comedian to be kicked off the show.
Good work.
Next is...
It's Song Yeonggil!
I bet he'll be funny!
He's funny just sitting there!
People, Yeonggil's comedy
is funny anywhere in the world.
Pardon?
I hung out with him at Itaewon once.
Foreigners took one look and laughed at him.
He can't even speak the language
and they were all laughing.
- But that's different... / - So!
Global comedian Song Yeonggil!
What kind of witty comment would you make?
Sir, please allow me to marry your daughter.
The thing is... We're already pregnant.
Yeonggil, you're not global,
you're just wrong.
Nobody could be funny here.
Look at the next person!
The dream of Gag Concert junior comedians!
More like nightmare.
The pillar of Gag Concert!
I'm about to crumble.
It's comedian Jeong Myeonghun.
I've said this over and over
but he's been a comedian for 20 years.
It's 16 years.
According to a rumor, Kim Jongun of North Korea
has asked to be in the audience of Gag Concert
to see Myeonghun.
Is he here now?
So! Atomic bomb comedian!
Jeong Myeonghun!
Before you make your witty comment!
People, do you believe that
Myeonghun will be funny?
Yes!
- Do you believe? / - Yes!
Then fly your desires to Myeonghun!
What's all this?
People, your desires are gathering by
Myeonghun one by one.
- Gosh... / - We are all one!
♪ We are the one ♪
♪ We are the champion ♪
That's enough! He has to do his comedy!
The airplanes will poke him!
That's enough!
It's not over, people.
There's one more special plane prepared.
Come on out!
With the desires of the people!
Myeonghun, make us laugh!
We will show you all
a great joke from up close!
Did you pay to rent that?
All preparations are complete!
Myeonghun! Make us laugh!
Get away. I'm about to do it.
Gosh...
What's this?
It's irrelevant so don't worry about it.
- I'm worried though. / - Don't be.
Just be funny.
This is really making me worry.
Sir...
I'd like to marry your daughter.
What? You don't believe me?
No. I'm confident in this marriage.
I should know because I've already been in one.
Your desires have all flown away.
My mind is blank...
Your body will become white now.
Didn't you tell me not to worry about this?
Guess I should wash up now.
Who is it?
- Me. / - What the...
Geez...
Good work.
- Get me here too. / - Gosh...
It's a good thing you live nearby.
- Gosh... / - That's hot!
Blow.
Ew! You did it for real. Gross.
Geez...
I need lotion. My face is all dry.
(Love Is So Hard)
Eunyeong, I'm so sorry.
I quit drinking. For real.
I feel so bad that
I've been kneeling out here for 3 hours.
Come out so we can talk.
Huh? Come out, Eunyeong!
Geez... This is so boring.
Eunyeong.
Eunyeong.
Come out so we can talk.
Eunyeong, come out.
At least hear me apologize.
What are you doing?
I'm from KBS.
Please say a few words to your boyfriend.
Get lost.
This has been Park Eunyeong.
Dang it!
Eunyeong, I'm sorry.
I was just messing around a bit from being bored.
Eunyeong, I've been out here for 7 more hours.
I've been kneeling a total of 10 hours.
Come out so we can talk.
I'm really sorry.
Young man, what are you doing here?
My girlfriend has a foul temper.
Gosh, you must really love her.
How long have you been out here?
Why do you have so many question?
Move along.
- Alright. / - Man, how annoying...
- Eunyeong, it's mom. / - Her mom!
You're her mother?
I'm sorry, ma'am.
Eunyeong! Come out...
Eunyeong, bring your mother out.
So I can apologize to you both at once.
I'm sorry, ma'am.
I've been kneeling out here for 15 hours, ma'am.
Eunyeong!
This isn't the time for this...
Eunyeong, I hear your mom likes beef.
I bought beef.
Come out and take this.
Come outside. Please...
Young man, what are you doing here?
Nice to meet you, sir.
I've wronged my beloved Eunyeong
so I am swallowing my pride
and kneeling out here pleading forgiveness.
What a nice young man.
- This is beef. / - Gosh, what is this?
Go inside and share it with your beloved family.
Please make sure you tell them it's from me.
Oh. Thanks.
Go ahead then.
- This way... / - Honey! I'm home!
Some stranger gave me beef!
He's from next door...
Mister, I'm sorry. Give that back.
Give that back! I spent all my money on that...
I guess he couldn't wait.
No! I'm right here!
Give it back...
Eunyeong, I've been here the entire time!
I've been out here for 20 hours.
I think you should forgive me now...
I even prepared an event.
You should like this.
Eunyeong, I prepared an event
so comes out and see it.
I'll just change...
I was supposed to be wearing this...
♪ Will you marry me? ♪
♪ I want to be with you forever ♪
No. We're breaking up!
(Quiet!)
- How are you freshmen doing? / - Good!
Your mom stopped by the dorm.
This is for you.
- Don't lose it. / - Okay.
Bye.
My mom sent side dishes!
Yunseok, let's eat these
with the upperclassman and befriend him!
- What's in here? / - It's him...
Hello!
My mom sent side dishes.
Let's share!
♪ I'll be cooking today ♪
♪ Let's eat, eat, eat together ♪
♪ With our upperclassman... ♪
(18 days until the bar exam! Study or die!)
We'll just eat ourselves. Take the table out.
Hey!
- I have a cramp! / - Hey!
Not there!
Honey! Honey!
- Your girlfriend! / - No! That's your girlfriend!
I don't have one!
Are you pretending not to be there?
When are you going to pay me back the $5?
You're such a loser!
What was that?
I'm hungry. Let's just order in.
Chinese delivery?
Oh, right...
I'll send the order as a photo.
Okay.
(Two bowls of noodles for Unit B Room 301)
Geez!
Should we eat some chips?
Come on...
How can you eat chips silently?
What was that?
Geez...
Chinese delivery!
You sent a photo...
What? What? What is it?
Hold this for me please.
Raise it more.
Okay, okay.
Just give us that.
How much?
That'll be 8 cents.
- That's very cheap. / - Yes.
Hey!
Just keep the dishes!
(1 vs. 1)
Quiz show 1 vs. 1!
We have lots of contestants today.
Let's meet the first contestant.
Hello.
I'm from L.A. My weight could kill you. I'm Kilogram.
Why do you do that?
It's hip hop.
Don't do that. Here's your first question.
I said don't do that.
Don't do that!
Here's your first question.
A hotel room with a bathroom and reception room
where guests are given special services.
What is the name of this room?
This is the answer.
- Somewhere with special service? / - Yes.
Seoul Detention Center.
What are you saying?
Where does the special treatment end?
♪ Yo, the former president is being held in jail ♪
♪ They put up new wallpaper just for her ♪
♪ She sleeps comfortably in the night duty room ♪
♪ Stop sucking up to her ♪
Why do you keep talking about this stuff?
- It's hip hop. / - Gosh...
- Minsang. / - Yes.
They remodeled a private room
in a prison just because it's messy.
That's going too far.
Is it?
This place needs to be remodeled too.
This place is fine.
This place has something old and messy.
Really? What's so old and messy?
Me?
Stop that!
You're out! Let's meet the next contestant!
Hello, Instructor Sseol.
Beloved Yoo Minsang
and to all the students of Korea...
Hello.
I will clear up stories and teach you history.
I'm Instructor Sseol Minseok.
Good to see you.
I hope you get this right.
Here's your first question.
Lindbergh flew over which ocean?
This is the answer.
So, before we find out what this ocean is
we should know about the history first.
American pilot, Lindbergh,
departed from New York and after
a long flight of 33.5 hours he said this
as soon as he arrived in Paris...
"Where's the bathroom?
It's about to come out!"
Lindbergh looked for the bathroom?
This is history.
So which ocean?
Park Shinyang.
Park Shinyang isn't an ocean!
- Oh, come on. / - What was that?
You're out!
Let's meet the next contestant.
This contestant has memorized
every wrong answer to be on our show.
This is Jeong Yunho.
Nice to meet you.
I've memorized these answers 100%.
I think I can take the prize money today.
That's great. I'll give you a test.
This was from last year.
When you're not satisfied with the present
and seek vague happiness in the future...
Bluebird syndrome.
Amazing.
I really hope you win.
We'll start with the easy questions.
This is the first one.
What hurts when you have a headache?
That wasn't in here!
How is this happening again?
How do you not know this?
Think about it.
An informal way to say this is your skull.
What's a nice way to say skull?
Oh! Skull!
No! Not like that!
Oh! Right! You said you were jealous
because I have a lot of this! What is it?
Hair?
Right! Almost there!
Now take that part out.
You're out!
Let's meet the next contestant.
I'll answer every question!
1st place is mine. Jeong Haecheol, let's go, go, go!
I'll answer everything right.
Great, Haecheol.
Please just let me finish before answering.
Today's question is first aid.
- The respiratory tract... / - Amen.
No. Let me finish.
In the middle of the respiratory tract...
- Oh, Lord! / - No!
Stop praying.
- Amen. / - No! I said to stop.
We'll do a different one.
This is about a person's voice.
When someone talks, their tone...
- Vomit. / - No.
The sound...
- Barf! / - No!
Why are you so fast, Haecheol?
- The KTX. / - No.
It's a sound!
You went too far with that one. Come back.
No! You're out!
Let's meet the last contestant!
Hello.
I go to the hospital these days, I'm Lee Byeongwon.
Hello.
Byeongwon, what will you do if you win
the prize money?
I'll go to Mojito for a glass of Maldives.
You've switched them around?
- I ate Mexican food recently. / - Really?
I love those crunchy chips.
Chonas. Chonas are delicious.
You mean nachos are delicious.
I dipped them in that delicious spicy sauce.
Sasal sauce.
You mean salsa sauce.
I dipped chonas in that delicious sasal sauce.
You dipped nachos in salsa sauce.
- Kidding me are you? / - Are you kidding me?
- Kidding me are you? / - Hey!
I'm massaging your shoulders.
Just answer the question.
Here's your first question.
It's a machine that washes dishes automatically.
What do you call this?
This is the answer. I'll give you a hint.
- I have one of these at home. / - Good.
Answer!
Washdisher!
What? Excuse me!
That sounded strange!
Say it... Stop messing around!
I'm really strong.
Washerdish.
What? Did you say that to me?
- Was that wrong? / - Wrong.
Gosh, I was going to sing a song if I won.
What song?
I Sungmo's "Jo Swear."
It's Jo Sungmo's "I Swear."
- ♪ Kidding me are you ♪ / - Get off!
- This has been... / - Sang Minyoo.
It's Yoo Minsang! Geez!
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