Saturday, May 27, 2017

Youtube daily report May 27 2017

Hello. We are 릭스 둘 셋.

And I'm back!

Yay!

Finally.

And, after a long time, we are going to react to the Japanese version of blood, sweat and tears, by bts.

I'm ready. No, I'm not.

I don't know if I'm ready or not, but we will find out.

Okay. Let's do it.

Oh oh oh.

Aw cute. Yeah.

There were wings on the sheets.

And the picture.

Oh what?

*freaking out*

He is walking towards him.

Oh oh. *freaking out again*

What?

What. Is he on drugs or something? What did he drink?

Poison?

I don't know.

the pills?

What! Is that what.. what?

WHAT?

Was that Jin beating up V?

I'm so confused

Yes, dance, dance

What. WHAT. WHAT?

What is this?

Who gave him ...

what

Jin gave him a lighter? Was this ... ?

Before he burned ... ?

I have no idea.

I wanna know what it means!!!

Someone tell me what it means...

I need to know

Wow okay shit

Why is it they always

So many theories.

Yeah. I was not ready.

Yeah. Bye. Yeah.

Bye.

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Meri Dua Tu- Tubelight Movie Full Song | Salman Khan | Arman Malk | Zhu Zhu Actress - Duration: 2:49.

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Learn Japanese 'kimi wo suki de yokatta' J Pop - 30 Day challenge DAY 21 - Duration: 7:33.

kon ban wa = good evening

ogenki desu ka = how are you?

Yeah! kimi wo suki de yokatta

kono mama zutto zutto

shinu made Happy!

Banzai! kimi ni aete yokatta

kono mama zutto zutto

ra ra ra futari de

ni juu ichi nichi me = 21st day

urufurusu (ulfuls) = band's name

banzai! suki de yokatta

Yeah! kimi wo suki de yokatta

Banzai

kimi = affectionate 'you'

kimi wo = you (object particle)

suki = like

desu = is

で す

des (u)

ogenki desu ka = how are you?

suki = like

kimi wo suki de yokatta =

yoi = good

ii = good

yokatta = was good

sore wa yokatta desu = that was good

kyou wa yokatta = today was good

kimi wo suki de yokatta = I'm glad I like you

kokoro kara kansha shite imasu = thank you from my heart

arigatai = I want to thank you

suki de yokatta = glad I like you

jaa arigatou = well then, thanks

ja mata ashita = see you tomorrow

oyasuminasai = good night

sayonara = good bye

For more infomation >> Learn Japanese 'kimi wo suki de yokatta' J Pop - 30 Day challenge DAY 21 - Duration: 7:33.

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Gag Concert | 개그콘서트 [ENG / 2017.05.27] - Duration: 1:18:24.

For Gag Concert's 900th episode,

Korea's top comedian, Yu Jaeseok

is on the show!

Goodness...

Hey, Somi.

Who's going to raise the cow?

Jaeseok, that's my catchphrase.

Oh, I got confused.

That was just a joke!

That's my catchphrase too.

Oh... Yeah?

I knew it!

It's, "I knew that would happen."

Right.

Hey, Myeonghun!

Hello, Jaeseok.

How's the kid?

I'm still unmarried.

- Daehui! / - Jaeseok.

Gosh, Daehui...

I watch Gag Concert because of you.

You really made my sides split last episode.

I haven't been on the show in over 2 years.

It's been 2 years?

A lot longer.

What did I see last episode then?

Let's talk about that later.

Yu Jaeseok!

Yu Jaeseok! Yu Jaeseok!

Yu Jaeseok!

To all the junior comedians

I truly respect and love

as well as all the viewers

that have shown so much support,

I want to congratulate everyone again

on Gag Concert's 900th episode.

Since my speaking here could be

somewhat unfitting for this show

and could seem a bit boring and stiff,

I'll bring in a thought translator

to make my comments funnier

and tell you all what's really on my mind.

Come on out!

Yoo Minsang!

Yoo Minsang! Yoo Minsang!

It's an honor.

I will be expressing only what's on your mind.

But make it funny.

- Just a bit. / - Okay.

Got it.

So, I'll get started now.

I was asked to give a congratulatory speech for

the 900th episode special of Gag Concert

so I was very honored and happily obliged.

The Gag Concert director begged me for a month.

I'm here. Happy now?

Because Gag Concert is filled with

junior comedians I'm proud of

as well as Korea's best comedians.

Yang Sehyeong on "Infinite Challenge" is funniest!

Yang Sehyeong is funny

but you are all just as funny.

As a viewer myself,

I don't miss a single episode

and I really enjoy the show.

- I turn the TV off after "Running Man." / - I don't!

That's not true.

After I watch "Running Man" and Gag Concert,

I go to bed.

Please don't misunderstand.

This is the 900th episode and all...

It's good to be funny

but you should speak the truth.

Yes. I just tried to make it a little funny.

Just a little.

Alright.

Over this show's 19-year run,

it has given birth to

many comedians that became stars.

Kim Byungman, Lee Sugeun,

Yoo Seyoon, Kang Yumi...

They all left the show!

And Gag Concert's comedians aren't just known...

- For their amazing comedy... / - Right.

There's drunk driving, gambling, theft...

No, no, no...

So anyway!

There have been many ups and downs

but the comedians of Gag Concert

shouldn't settle for 900 episodes.

Think of this as your first episode

and reach 1,000 episodes! 2,000 episodes!

I hope Gag Concert becomes a show

that's responsible for Korea's laughter!

Yu Jaeseok! Yu Jaeseok!

Yu Jaeseok!

Yu Jaeseok! Yu Jaeseok! Yu Jaeseok!

Yu Jaeseok!

So everyone,

you're all doing your best...

Are we good on time?

You want to say more?

Not much. Just a bit.

Let me just say 1g more.

- 1g. / - 1g.

That's not a lot.

To tell you about my past,

I had no idea how a week went by.

It was just a day of shooting

but I'd go 4 to 5 days without sleep...

- Coming up with ideas... / - Right.

And that's how I was able to come up

with masterpiece that is "Husband's Boldness."

That's what I think about comedy.

Comedy...

Comes from passion.

Passion...

That passion boiling inside you.

That something inside you.

And when you pluck that something within yourself.

When that is portrayed on stage,

the viewers cheer and applaud for you.

When I was doing sketch comedy,

why didn't the comedy directors see my talents?

Why didn't the viewers recognize me then?

I could've been really successful then.

Yeonggil!

How could you doze off?

I'm spilling my guts out here and you fall asleep?

I am not that uptight

but you went too far!

Lee Sanghun!

Put your legs together!

This isn't your living room!

Everyone else should be comfortable...

Hey! Taewon!

Are you that hungry?

- Get out. / - Go eat at home!

This isn't a picnic!

You're not here to eat!

You punk!

Jaeseok, it's the 900th episode special.

This is no way to behave for the 900th episode!

Hey, Daehui!

Stop walking around. Just get out!

Why do you keep walking around?

Geez...

I'm a bit worked up...

I'm sorry.

I kept thinking back to the past

and I think I have a lot to get off my chest

so I got a bit worked up.

If I may go on a bit more...

Why didn't they cast me then?

Why didn't they use me? Why?

People, why do you think?

Why? They didn't recognize a star.

You know my grasshopper dance?

I actually did that on the sketch show

but the director didn't use it.

Give me that for a second.

Everyone...

- Since it's the 900th episode. / - Why'd you...

When people clapped like that, I would...

Jaeseok, Jaeseok...

- You don't have to... Jaeseok. / - So happily!

- Excuse me, Jaeseok. / - I would've done it happily!

- That's enough. / - I love being on this stage!

- You don't have to. / - I love sketch comedy!

- That's enough. / - I want to die on this stage!

Jaeseok, that's enough.

- This stage! / - Jaeseok.

- I will die here! / - You'll do what?

Why didn't anyone understand me then?

- How I felt! / - Alright, that's enough.

I... Let me go!

Let go!

You guys don't know!

You really don't!

(Sensitive Castle)

With the savages from the north invading,

Pyeongyangseong, Bukhansanseong

and Namhansanseong has fallen.

Sensitive Castle is the last remaining fortress.

The generals of Sensitive Castle

are known to be very sensitive.

I am very concerned.

It's been 10 years since the war started.

How is the war not over yet?

Your Highness, you haven't eaten a single meal

worrying about the nation. This is very serious.

Your Highness, how about

you eat some of these to preserve yourself?

What do you think you're doing?

The people and the soldiers are starving to death.

You want me to eat this just for myself?

This stupid thing!

My mom made that...

Sorry, man...

"This stupid things?"

The ones you buy don't look like that.

Right? I can just wipe it off and eat it.

- Forget it. I'll just pick it up. / - I'm sorry.

Your Highness!

Your Highness, the enemy may have retreated

but they might attack soon...

They might attack soon?

If you try to die, you'll live.

If you try to live, you'll die.

Who's going to die on the front line?

Why you...

You call yourselves generals of a nation?

Do that all you want. You'll only tire yourself out.

It doesn't hurt at all?

Did you do something?

You feel no pain?

I don't have anything there.

That's one good thing.

- Lucky you. / - I'm jealous.

Your Highness!

Your Highness, how about

we call Sensitive Castle's greatest thinker,

Daegal Gongmyeong?

Very good.

Daegal Gongmyeong!

Did you call for me, Your Highness?

Daegal Gongmyeong,

do you have a plan to defeat the enemy?

I have a great plan.

What is it?

We'll infiltrate enemy territory

without them seeing us.

How will we avoid being seen?

I have the ability to go beyond time and space.

I can teleport.

- Teleport? / - How can you do that?

I'll show you.

He's going to teleport?

Look at that. Look at that, Your Highness.

Is this even possible?

This is impossible!

I don't believe it.

Your Highness.

I'll be back, Your Highness.

Be back?

Daegal Gongmyeong.

Daegal Gongmyeong!

Daegal Gongmyeong!

Your Highness!

- Only his clothes. / - He's gone!

Nobody in the clothes!

- It's a success! / - He did it!

He did it.

This means... We can win!

We can...

What are you doing?

Get out!

I wish Kim Junho would die.

He's so random.

Your Highness!

Your Highness.

The people would like to offer up some goods.

- During this war? / - Yes.

- Bring them in. / - Bring them in!

All these rare items in the middle of a war.

Your Highness.

Please take care of yourself.

Thank you.

- How can I eat this? / - Your Highness!

Just in case,

please allow me to inspect these first.

This is rare fruit.

- This one is fine. / - It's fine.

This one...

This one's fine too.

It's a savage!

How did you know?

You scum!

You scum!

Amazing, you hid yourself as a watermelon!

You scum...

Why are you here?

You think I'd tell you?

An envoy will come to save me soon!

Big bro!

What's going on here?

Who are you?

I'm an envoy from China.

Let this hostage go at once.

Don't be ridiculous!

I knew you'd be like this.

You think I don't know your ploy?

In return for releasing this hostage,

you'll ask for 500 military rations, 200 war horses

and 300 rolls of silk!

As well as a route to retreat!

No.

Really?

None of that stuff?

Not at all.

- None of it? / - You're totally off.

- Not even one? / - Not even one.

Right?

None of those, right?

I thought I was going a bit overboard

as I was saying that stuff.

It did seem a bit excessive.

Looks like that won't work.

That won't work. Got to call someone. An expert.

A professional.

Geez, what a bunch of fools.

Seize these fools!

Make them kneel.

Get on your knees!

I'll never do that.

Kneel!

I'll never do that!

You can't kneel because your thighs are too fat?

It's because of my pride!

I can kneel if I want!

You think my thighs are too fat for me to kneel?

- Try kneeling. / - Want to see? Want to see?

Watch, watch.

See! See!

I can kneel! I'm kneeling!

Of course, there's a lot of space here.

Just a bit.

But I can kneel!

Geez...

You guys...

Must be mistaken since I'm fat.

But don't get it twisted.

I'm here on this set for the Gag Concert special

and it's been a while.

I haven't seen Shin Bongseon in a while

and she said, "Gosh, how did you get even fatter?

That's because you do so many food shows.

You're eating whenever I turn the TV on."

Reruns!

Those are reruns!

I don't do those shows all the time!

They play 200 reruns of those shows a month!

I do so many food shows?

I only do two!

"The Nations' Big Three" and "Delicious Guys!"

Just 2!

I only eat like that twice a week!

So you think every morning I get up and I'm like...

Time to go shoot a food show.

Eat a bunch of lunch boxes for breakfast.

Lunch! Time to do another food show!

Fried chicken!

Dinner! Another food show shoot!

Eat a ton of pizza and at 2 or 3 a.m.,

it's time for another food show!

Pork hocks, boiled pork and...

You think I'm like that?

You think my weekly schedule is...

♪ Lunch box, chicken, pizza and pork ♪

Is that my schedule?

Gosh...

Of course, if I wanted to, I could eat like that!

But I do not!

You think I'm some super ultra mega real pig?

Don't get me wrong.

In the inside, I'm very skinny!

What are you doing?

He's sweating broth. Seize them!

Yes, Your Highness!

Kneel!

You fat pigs.

What?

Right to our faces?

Tell me where your king is.

I'll never tell you.

Little bro, you must never tell them!

Not a single word!

- Got it? / - Don't worry, big bro!

- That's it. General Lee! / - Yes, Your Highness!

Tell us.

I'll never tell you!

- Tell us! / - I'll never tell you!

Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!

Tell us!

Now, it's your turn.

Halfway up the mountain.

Near the 7th ridge.

If you go look over, you can see it.

Halfway up the mountain?

There's a forked road.

It's a lot faster going left.

- So you... / - Let me go!

What are you doing?

I'm sorry.

That looked really painful.

I really hate getting hit.

You call yourself a big bro? Why you...

Forget this. My feelings are hurt. I'm leaving.

- Where do you think you're going? / - You scum!

Your Highness, we've caught two savages!

Play music so the people know of our victory!

(Say Anything Festival)

Hello, viewers.

This is Gag Concert's Say Anything Festival.

Go and fight, Lee Deokhwa!

What was that?

I just said anything!

Since this is the Say Anything Festival.

But it can't make sense or remind you of anything.

- So it's very difficult. / - Yes.

Then let's meet our first contestant now.

♪ I'm a woman too ♪

- Such a shameless comment! / - That's right.

This is the essence of saying anything!

- A standard absurd comment! / - That's right.

♪ I'm lacking smarts too ♪

The next contestant falls from the sky.

You call this a face?

They're twins!

That's like spitting on your own face!

- Amazing. / - It's not easy to be so absurd when...

- You haven't been on the show a while. / - Yes.

They did a great job.

If you look carefully, Lee Sangho is on the left

and Lee Sangho is on the right.

Thanks for that great tip.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Is he a baseball player?

Whoever didn't do their homework, step up.

"Whoever didn't do their homework, step up!"

- They don't do things like that anymore! / - Right.

It's a very old absurd comment.

That was very good like a crazy person.

Homerun hitter Lee Bongju!

Bonjour!

Let's meet the next contestant.

Party people!

- A fly called himself party people! / - Amazing!

And that contestant was born in 1982.

Really?

Then he's a real Parisian.

Let's meet the next contestant.

A golfer?

You'd better step up.

"You'd better step up!"

- He changed his sport! / - Amazing.

He's so persistent!

That deserves praise.

Good job! Stamp, stamp!

Way to say it with us.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Everyone,

where are the flowers and where's Suji...

- So shameless! / - Amazing.

I'm so embarrassed I can barely lift my head!

That was so good.

♪ The say anything flower is a chicken skewer ♪

Delicious.

Let's meet the next contestant.

For delicious pizza,

you place cheese on the dough,

as well as bacon...

And raise the curtain.

That's it!

Raising the curtain on top of the pizza dough.

That's right.

♪ Let's all enjoy some mung bean pancakes ♪

Let's meet the next contestant.

34, 24...

Viper. Gosh!

34, 24, viper!

A critically absurd comment.

- It was a very poisonous comment. / - Right.

Snakes are so loud.

♪ Snake, snake, snake ♪

Bam, bam, bam!

Let's meet the next contestant.

Salute! Reporting in!

What kind of voice is that for a soldier?

That was...

That was so absurdly reliable!

Yes! Cavity!

It looks rotten.

Let's meet the next contestant.

Sung by IU...

"Palette."

It wasn't IU! It was Shin Bongseon!

The viewers were excited about this special

so that was regrettably very well done.

Gosh!

Today's Say Anything Festival

was a waste of signal and went very well.

I feel like throwing up.

That's right. From the Say Anything Festival

this has been caster Kim Junho...

And commentator Kim Daehui.

Hello!

(Elders)

Gosh...

It's Mr. Beef.

Why do you look so tired, sir?

Yes, yes. Yes.

Gosh, you should take it easy.

Still on that at your age

and you even take care of it yourself?

Gosh...

Sir.

The eldest rides a cultivator

and takes care of his land?

He meets ladies and manages his girlfriends.

What? He's not allowed to have a late child?

Anyway, Munjae.

Why do you keep wanting to leave for Seoul?

Sir...

I can't live in this village anymore.

I'm going to Seoul to make a lot of money.

Munjae!

This is your problem, Munjae.

If you go to Seoul,

who's going to raise the cow?

Gosh, Munjae.

We live in the friendliest and warmest village.

Look at that.

Old Man Kim is passed out drunk

under the zelkova tree

and your buddy, Yeongcheol is helping him up...

And stealing his wallet!

Look at that.

Yeongcheol keeps talking to Old Man Kim

so that he sobers up.

He's asking for his bank account PIN number!

This is why our village has no secrets.

Isn't it great to live here?

Oh, come on, sir!

Hello, sir.

Goodness.

Troublemaker Ryu Jeongnam. Why are you here?

I am not, sir. I'm a new person now.

Sir.

It's been a while. Aren't you glad to see me?

No, I'm not glad to see you.

Sir!

Don't be like that. I'm going to be good.

Our village is getting a factory.

I'm going to get a job there as a driver.

Put in a good word for me with the manager.

I hear you two are close.

Alright, I will.

Gosh, asking me for such things...

Hold on...

Hello? It's me.

You know that kid, Jeongnam?

The ugly guy?

No, he's not.

He's even uglier now.

So anyway, he wants to be a driver.

He's a great driver.

No accidents over 8 years

and no license either.

Does he drink and drive?

Nonsense!

He never drinks and drives.

Right! He drinks as he drives.

Alright. It would be nice if you could do that.

Sir.

What did he say? Will he give me a job?

If he sees you, he'll kill you.

Oh, come on, sir!

Eldest...

You're the eldest.

Sir, do you think this newly elected president

will be able to save the economy?

Economy...

That's all useless.

What would happen if Korea's economy advanced?

All the people would be happy

and go out for beef.

But what would happen if they went out for beef?

Everyone would be energized

and would work hard.

But what would happen if you worked hard?

You'd make a lot of money.

But what would happen if you made a lot of money?

You'd be happy

and go out for beef.

But what would happen if you went out for beef?

You'd get more energized

and work even harder.

But what would happen if you worked even harder?

You'd make even more money.

But what would happen if you made

even more money?

You'd be happy

and go out for beef!

No.

If you made all that money,

you wouldn't just settle for beef.

You'd go out for lobster!

Oh, come on, sir!

Sir.

I can't live in this silly village any longer!

- Gosh, Munjae... / - I can't!

Listen to me.

Here comes Myeonghun, the village idiot.

Hello, sir.

Hey, there.

Myeonghun, what brings you here?

My mom has no appetite these days

so I'm going to make her a tasty meal.

Oh, that's very nice.

You do that.

Munjae.

Why do you keep calling Myeonghun an idiot?

He's a great son.

Sir! Look!

Look at Myeonghun!

Gosh, Myeonghun.

- You're resting the meat? / - Yes!

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry, sorry.

Let it rest nicely.

Sorry.

Gosh, he's an idiot!

- Why would you say that? / - He's a fool!

Just hold on.

Look! Look at him, sir!

Gosh, it's not just galbi.

- It's Idong galbi. / - Yes!

Very good.

Idong galbi is the best kind of galbi.

- He's a fool. / - Listen to me.

- That's ridiculous! / - Just stay still.

Please listen to me.

I quit!

- A head of kimchi? / - Yes!

- Great work, Myeonghun! / - Yes!

(Acting Idols)

Today...

A blockbuster movie about flying birds.

We'll start the auditions for

"The Queen of Quails."

First candidate, come on in.

Hello.

I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.

Oh!

You're out.

I came from shooting "Angry Birds."

My outfit's a bit extreme, isn't it?

Hold on...

This fake beak looks very real.

That's my mouth.

Why does it protrude so much?

This is Hollywood!

If you do this, the guys go crazy!

They love it!

They say I'm filled with cuteness!

You look like you're filled with anger.

I'll show you my acting.

- Don't. / - Here I go.

Can you show me the script?

It's a scene of me on an outing with my boyfriend.

Just a moment.

Okay! Action!

Honey.

Do you know what today is?

I don't know and I don't care.

What?

It's our 100th day together.

Are you some kind of bird brain?

Why are you talking about yourself?

Honey, I'm hungry. Feed me some rice rolls.

There's something that suits you better. Hold on.

Yummy.

Oh, come on!

What are you doing?

This is Hollywood!

If you do this, the guys go crazy!

They love it!

They want to go far away with me!

They want to shoot you with a slingshot.

You're out! Go sit down.

I'm going.

Excuse me. Can you help me?

Help with what?

We'll bill you for the damaged chair.

I'm sorry.

Next candidate, come on in.

I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.

I believe the set-up is key in acting.

Right, the set-up is important.

Then what kind of acting will you show us?

I'll play a man trapped in a tunnel.

Great.

Just relax. Action.

What?

I'm trapped in a tunnel?

What do I do?

Why are you dancing?

The set-up is that I'm trapped in Tunnel night club.

It's not a night club. It's a real tunnel.

Look around you.

Hello? Is anyone there?

I think I see someone.

Are you okay?

Oh, you're okay?

Then hold on.

Nice.

Why did you take a photo?

The set-up is that I met Ha Jungwoo in the tunnel.

Don't come up with things like that.

You're out!

He's always coming up with weird things...

Not a single normal person at this audition.

Who's going to be in this movie?

I'll do that movie!

I'm a big fan.

A true actress that works any job!

So nice to meet you, Jimin!

- As expected... / - So refreshing.

As an actress, you're using mist for skin care.

It's soju.

Share it with your skin.

Why would you share soju with your skin?

Give me the script.

The script? Pass me the script please.

- Here. / - Let's see...

Goodness! I love the story!

Wait, what is this?

There's a scene where they shoot a commercial

of my fair skin!

I'll use a double for this.

Isn't it good for an actress to have fair skin?

You need makeup to make your skin fair.

Makeup adds weight, so I'll get fat.

It doesn't add that much weight...

And what is this?

What?

There's a scene where I'm matched up

at a night club!

Hold on, sir...

I don't go near night clubs for my image!

But you'll be set up with Park Bogum.

I'll let them drag me to him.

I have experience.

I'll pretend to get drunk off oolong tea.

And what is this?

What? What? What is it?

There's a scene where I cuss

and fight with my friend!

This isn't proper for an actress.

We're taking this out.

I'll do it.

I have experience.

I've been told I'm more trashy than lovely

so I can nail this scene.

Oh, right.

Can I hold up my middle finger?

Not now! Not now, Jimin.

Do you want be chewed out by me, Jimin?

Chewing will make me fat.

Gosh, I'm so upset!

You're out! Go sit down.

Why am I out?

What kind of actress acts like that?

Next candidate, come on in.

Ma'am, what brings you here?

Hello.

I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.

We're sorry but the only roles we have left

are struggling roles like a massage shop lady...

There are no struggling roles in acting.

No matter how your character struggles,

you give it your all

to portray the role cleanly.

This is the spirit of acting!

I am merely a native that has embraced nature.

Ma'am, that's great and all.

But you have too much white on your tongue.

Maybe it's from drinking coffee.

I'll start acting as the massage shop lady.

Welcome, ma'am.

A foot massage?

Please have a seat.

I'll just remove your socks

and press some acupressure points...

It seems your feet are very weary, ma'am.

Maybe you stepped in fast-fermented bean paste.

Ma'am, I can't take this any longer!

How could they smell so...

Ma'am.

Your acting is too busy.

There is no busy in acting.

I was clearly expressing the lady's love for herself

as she would massage her own arm

after checking that the customer

has fallen asleep during the massage.

This is the spirit of acting!

This is so tiring!

Alright. I get it.

I get it, ma'am.

I get it.

Hurry and show us the scene

of the massage shop lady

giving a customer a back massage...

You're going to hit my mouth.

- I guess not. / - There is no hurry in acting.

In acting, you spread out the seeds

that are emotions and it comes out when

the flower that is acting blooms.

I am merely a delicate dandelion spore.

Look at that dandelion spore.

Hold on. Hold on.

That sounded like cussing so please be quiet.

I'm itching to say something...

She's still young...

Please blow on me.

I don't know if you'll fly away...

Gosh! Landed!

I'll plant my roots.

A sprout grows

And the stem grows.

And the flower...

Ouch!

What's wrong?

Someone just stepped on me.

It's difficult for a flower to bloom.

Grow, grow.

Bloom!

- The flower has bloomed. / - Okay.

Now that the flower has bloomed,

I'll start the scene as the massage shop lady.

You'd like a back massage?

We do traditional Thai back massages

so I'll step on your back from above.

How's that? Does it feel good?

Everyone else said it felt good.

Why aren't you answering?

Ma'am!

Why are you foaming at the mouth?

I should've only used half my weight!

You're out.

Gosh... I guess my acting is impure.

You should do something about your white tongue.

Today's audition is totally ruined.

Geez! There's nobody to play the lead!

You have one right here!

♪ Standing, sitting, sleeping ♪

You're more of a veteran actress than she is...

Hello.

So what brings you here?

Care is what I need.

It's not care.

This is an audition.

You have to show us acting you prepared.

I prepared something.

What kind of acting?

From the movie, "Nameless Gangster."

Is there a famous actress in that movie?

Your chief lives in Namchon, doesn't he?

Fool! I eat dinner with your chief

and go to the sauna with him!

♪ Everything I did ♪

Hold on.

Why did you suddenly start talking like that?

Fine, I'll do something else.

"Guardian."

"Guardian?" Sounds great.

Please do it properly.

Action!

Whether the weather is nice

or the weather is foul

or the weather is moderate...

All the time I spent with you...

- Radiant, it was! / - Geez...

Radiant, it was.

- Stop that! / - Fine dust, it was.

That's forcing it too much. I'm sorry but

you're out.

Don't underestimate me.

I threw the first pitch for game 5

of the Korean Series!

You didn't throw the first pitch!

I did throw the first pitch!

Wearing lingerie!

Bacteria's Secret.

Bacteria?

Hold on! Don't get too close!

Hold on.

Alright.

They really hate it.

Well, I don't like you.

So you're dressed for a first pitch

but you have no ball.

I have one here! Bra padding!

(The Most Sensitive People)

Hello?

What?

The song I composed is totally plagiarized?

I didn't plagiarize!

Please believe me!

Hello? Hello?

Geez...

You're so shameless!

You're a terrible person!

- How could he? / - I'm shameless?

- Mister. / - Yes?

Were you just talking about me?

How so?

You called me shameless!

I didn't plagiarize!

Listen to it.

What?

♪ If you ask me where I am ♪

♪ I'm at Mapo Bridge ♪

♪ Mapo Bridge ♪

It's totally different!

Isn't that the same song?

- How is that the same? It's different. / - Really?

- Geez! / - Alright! Don't get so upset.

What a way to start the day...

I feel like I want to sigh!

Psy?

- Mister. / - Yes?

I'm not Psy.

- How am I Psy? / - No...

I didn't call you Psy.

You look like a different celebrity.

- Who was it? / - I thought so.

It's Psy!

You're saying I look like Psy.

No! It's not like that.

Forget it, mister.

Are this and this the same?

Yes. They're the same snack.

They're the same track?

The same track?

Those two songs are totally different!

I told you several times that I composed that song!

I said snack!

What's your deal?

Getting all angry at me...

This man...

Steve Jobs?

I am not Steve Jobs!

I'm a priest at the Catholic church!

Really?

Then why is this apple shaped like this?

I cut out this part since it was eaten by bugs!

Is that such a crime?

Enjoy your apple.

What would you like?

What kind of juice is good here?

For juices, I recommend the apple juice.

- Apple? / - What?

Why would you recommend apple juice?

I am not Steve Jobs!

- This guy... / - That's totally different!

Want me to keep going?

You'd better not stop me!

Better not copy?

Copy?

I said I didn't copy that song!

- What's his problem? / - No! Just stay still, sir.

That's how the world turns.

♪ How the world turns ♪

Mister, why would you sing that song?

- Oops! / - What was that?

This is all your fault, mister!

How am I going to fix this phone?

Why would you ask me that?

I don't know how to fix cell phones!

- Geez... / - She wasn't talking to you. Calm down!

Gosh...

Hello.

(Special guest, Kim Jongmin)

Kim Jongmin of Koyote!

Hello.

Kim Jongmin in my shop?

Nice to meet you!

I'm a big fan.

So what do you have here?

Us? We have tons of good stuff.

Take a look. Yummy!

Take a look, dummy?

I am not an idiot!

I didn't say that...

It's just a character I play for TV! It's an act!

- It's all an act? / - Of course!

Alright. So what would you like?

What's this pizza?

That's our gorgonzola pizza.

- To put it simply... / - Simply?

Pardon?

- Give me the complicated explanation! / - No...

I understand everything!

- Alright... / - I'm not an idiot.

So what would you like then?

Not that. The shrimp pasta.

I'll have that.

Sure. The shrimp pasta.

One order of delicious shrimp pasta for you.

- Copy that. / - Copy that?

Copy what? I didn't copy anything!

Listen!

♪ My father is a screwdriver ♪

♪ Screwdriver ♪ It's totally different!

Taxi driver and screwdriver are totally different!

- What kind of song is that? / - Geez...

Alright, sir. If you sit still,

I'll bring you something on the house.

- A free side. / - I'm not Psy.

What's your problem?

How many times must I say this for you to get it?

Just once! I understand just fine!

No, no...

- Geez! / - She wasn't talking to you.

I even won the KBS Entertainment Award!

I can understand just fine!

Right... I know that.

Alright. Have a seat.

I'll give you something on the house for your award.

I'll bring it for you to eat.

Jobs?

How many times do I have to say I'm not Jobs!

I didn't say that...

- I spilled it! / - You spilled water.

- Gosh... / - Geez!

No! Don't use someone else's without asking.

Don't use someone else's without asking?

I didn't use someone else's song!

I made that song myself!

How many times must I tell you?

Alright, it's all my fault.

I shouldn't have gotten you angry. I'm so stupid!

Stupid?

What's your problem, mister?

- No... / - I'm not stupid.

- Gosh... Alright. / - I'm really not.

Alright. I'm sorry.

How frustrating...

That wasn't directed at you.

Please try to understand!

Please do the horse dance?

Mister, why would you bring up the horse dance?

I'm not Psy!

- Why? Why? Why'd you say that? / - Alright!

Please stop it!

Oh, so you're telling me to do the dance?

- The "Gangnam Style" dance? / - Stop it. Stop it.

That's enough. Stay still.

I'm going to report you all.

What's with my phone?

What's with the iPhone?

Why would you say that in front of me?

I am not Steve Jobs, man!

Alright! I'm totally ruined!

♪ I'm totally ruined ♪

Now you're just blatantly teasing me.

Mister, is something wrong with your head?

Nothing's wrong with my head!

- I'm not an idiot! / - Yes, right.

If I was, how could I dance, make the dances

and memorize the choreography?

You came up with all those dances?

Not all of them...

- So not all of them. / - Of course.

- Want to see? / - You're going to show us?

Music start!

Very nice. That was great.

I'm busy so I'd like my food order to go.

- Really? / - Please pack it up.

Okay. I'll pack it up for take-out.

Not take-out. Pack up my food!

Geez, this guy...

Really is a fool!

(Bitter Life)

Hello, boss.

Good. You're all here.

- Hang my jacket up. / - Yes, boss.

The only former military officer in our gang.

- Captain Kim Daehui. / - Yes.

What song do you like Captain Kim Daehui?

I enjoy singing

"Day by Day" by Monday Kiz.

So Captain Kim Daehui enjoys singing...

- "Day by Day" by Monday Kiz. / - Yes, boss.

Go ahead and sing it.

No, boss. I'll only sing it on special days.

On special days?

Valentine's Day, White Day and Black Day.

So Captain Kim Daehui enjoys singing

"Day by Day" by Monday Kiz on

Valentine's Day, White Day and Black Day.

Yes, boss.

However, these days, I prefer singing

"Day Day" by BewhY.

So Captain Kim Daehui enjoys singing

"Day by Day" by Monday Kiz on

Valentine's Day, White Day and Black Day

but these days you prefer "Day Day" by BewhY.

Yes, boss.

I guess I can hear it then.

No, boss.

I listen to that song every day.

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,

Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

So Captain Kim Daehui enjoys singing

"Day by Day" by Monday Kiz on Black...

What are you doing?

You have dandruff...

- Please try again. / - Alright.

So Captain Kim Daehui enjoys singing

"Day by Day" by Monday Kiz on

Valentine's Day, White Day and Black Day

but these days you prefer "Day Day" by BewhY

on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thurs...

It's been a while so this isn't easy.

- Please try again. / - Again?

So Captain Kim Daehui enjoys singing

"Day by Day" by Monday Kiz on

Valentine's Day, White Day and Black Day

but these days you prefer "Day Day" by BewhY

on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,

Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

- But these days... / - That's enough!

No more!

What? Captain Kim Daehui?

You played a big role in the night club takeover?

Yes, boss.

Make any wish you want.

I'll grant it for you.

I just want... You to die.

I feel bitter...

The fastest twins in our gang...

- Yes, boss. / - Did you call, boss?

- You two sure are fast... / - Thank you, boss!

Thank you, boss!

I have a sad story...

That's so sad, boss!

I have a funny story...

- That's so funny, boss! / - Is that true, boss?

What are you doing?

You cut me off before I'm done talking?

That's it. I have no use for both of you.

I'll use the faster one among you two.

Yes, boss.

I want to make a memo...

- A pen, boss! / - Paper, boss!

You were faster. You'd better watch out!

I want some juice...

- Juice, boss! / - A cup...

You should've brought the cup faster!

Why were you faster?

You should've been faster!

I'm sorry, boss.

I want a corn dog now...

- Ketchup, boss! / - Mustard, boss!

Where's the corn dog? Where's the corn dog?

Corn dog, boss!

Is this why we're doing this special?

This feels...

It's in my ear!

Don't wipe there. That's weird.

I feel bitter...

The most ruthless member of our gang.

Just hearing your name

makes people quiver, Strawberry.

Strawberry, your boss is talking. Turn around!

Strawberry! What are you doing?

What are you trying to do?

Seolhyun's backside.

What is this fool doing? That was so random.

I'm sorry! Let me go! What are you doing?

I went clubbing.

What are you doing?

What a disgusting guy.

I feel bitter...

- I'll take this call, boss. / - Go ahead.

Hello?

What? The Bear Gang?

Don't just stand there! Get those guys!

Get them and make them put on

the specially made clothes.

Make sure it's on right. They could get away.

Make sure they can't run away.

- And... / - What's going on?

Bring those weapons out!

Put them all in!

Just jam them in!

So that they feel pain.

All of it... We have plenty of time. No need to rush.

No! Not that!

- We have plenty of time. / - That's enough!

You, are you Sangmin or Sangho?

Who are you?

Put all of it in!

So that they feel pain! And!

So that they're frozen solid...

Use the weapons!

Attack!

- Don't let them escape! / - That's enough.

And so they can't escape, tie them up.

- This is too cold. / - Tight!

- It's cold. / - Raise it all the way up!

Great. Very nice.

Now I'm satisfied.

I feel bitter.

I'll take this call, boss.

Hello... Hello?

- Hello? / - It's my phone.

I'll be going now.

Hello? Get the one who's trying to leave.

Get him!

You got him? Good. Pay him back the same way.

Put him in the pants. The same way.

Make it ruthless! Cruel!

Good! Hurry!

I'm so cold!

I feel like I'll catch a cold!

Put the bomb in.

Put the large bomb in.

Yes, it's been a while, hasn't it?

You punk...

Put the large bomb in.

Right. We can't do it the old way.

Add one more!

One is hard enough.

One more.

So... If you're ready...

- Tie him up tight. / - Gosh...

Tie him up.

I'm cold, twins! I'm freezing!

My feet are so cold.

What are you doing? Stay still!

Stop moving. Don't move!

It's too much ice.

Hurry and blow it up!

Blow up the balloons bigger!

Bigger! Bigger! Be ruthless!

So it pops!

Hold on...

Hey!

I was comfortable at home!

- Why did you ask me to be on this special? / - Now!

Pop it now!

Are you a horse?

Let's just end it here!

- Let's end it her! / - Pop it.

Pop it!

(Large Love)

What's taking Minkyoung so long?

She needs to get here so we can eat.

- Minsang. / - Minkyoung!

Minkyoung, why do you look so sad?

Did something happen?

Well, my ex-boyfriend called.

- He wants to get back together. / - What?

That punk... Where is he?

- He's coming here. / - What?

Minkyoung!

Junhyeon...

Minkyoung, it's been so long...

Hold on. Minkyoung.

Why did you get so skinny?

- It's not like that... / - You lost so much weight!

It's not like that...

You were 122kg when we dated.

- It's not like that... / - You look less than 100kg.

You look like you're less than 100kg!

You used to be 122kg.

- What are you saying? / - For real! 122kg!

- No... / - For real! You were really 122kg.

Would you be quiet? I wasn't.

Are you sick?

You're all skin and bones.

Hey, hey! Long time no see, Junhyeon.

It has been a long time.

Greet me properly. I was your upperclassman.

Right. You are an upperclassman.

I'm class 22. And you're class 20.

- I know that... / - He's class 20.

- Class 20! / - Oh, class 20?

- Don't say that. I get it. / - You're class 20.

- Class 20? / - Alright.

It looks like this shirt you have on

is grey colored.

- Just say grey. / - A grey colored shirt.

- Grey colored? / - Class 20, grey colored!

- Hey! Hey! / - Class 20, grey colored!

- You jerk! / - Stop it!

- You stay out! / - Gosh!

- Hey. / - Would you like to order?

Yes.

- Let's order. / - Okay.

What would you like?

- I'll have this. / - The halibut?

No, above that.

Above? It's just the sign.

- Ocean... / - Stop!

- All? / - Yes.

- You want all the raw fish here? / -Yes.

Alright.

- Mister. / - Yes.

I can't wait for the raw fish to come out.

Can I order black bean noodles for the wait?

- You want to order Chinese food here? / - Yes.

Sure, go ahead.

- Acting like a big shot... / - What are you saying?

- Hello? / - Yes, Chinese delivery.

- So the address here is... / - Excuse me.

- This makes you look so lame. / - What?

Watch and learn.

- Hello? / - Oh! Coming right up!

Thanks.

What? What did you say? What's coming?

What is?

- You're still as cool as ever. / - How was that cool?

- Chinese delivery! / - The food.

It's here.

- Hello. / - Hello.

- 3 bowls of black bean noodles? / - Wow...

Here you go.

- Here's my credit card. / - Okay, I'll ring you up.

3 bowls so $18.

Here you go.

Just leave the bowls out there when you're done

and I'll be back for them.

Enjoy your food!

- Mister. / - Yes.

My bowl.

You're already finished?

- Here you go. / - Gosh! Alright...

Goodbye.

- That was good. / - Really good.

Minkyoung.

You're still the same.

Seeing you after all this time

really takes me back.

Remember how I stuck by your side

that time you got sick?

Right. I hurt my leg

so you helped me to the hospital.

The doctor said this then...

"Obstetrics and gynecology is that way."

- Oh, come on. / - What? That's what he said.

- Nonsense... / - It's not. He really said that.

You protected me by my side

when I went in for an MRI.

Right. You got stuck in the MRI machine.

I had to put soapy water on your belly

to pull you out of the MRI machine.

What was that?

The sound of you popping out of the machine.

What was that?

I told you. The sound of you popping out.

- Gosh! / - Hey! Hey!

You two sure look nice together!

- You're grabbing my collar? / - Gosh!

- Why are you doing this? / - What's your deal?

- Why you... / - You punk!

The food is here!

Yes.

The food is here.

Here's your raw fish.

- Amazing. / - Really big, right?

- Let's eat! / - Hold it!

Minsang. Before we eat...

Do you know why they serve lemons with raw fish?

Of course I know.

It's to make it refreshing and mask the fishy taste.

Wrong, Minsang.

What is it for?

To spray in the eyes of the guy in front of you!

- I can't see! / - I'm eating all of this.

- Junhyeon. / - Huh?

- Can I get some of that wasabi? / - Oh, wasabi.

But you don't usually eat wasabi.

I don't. It's for putting on you!

This is all mine!

(Old Affair)

Let me warm up my hands.

Tomorrow is Teachers' Day.

♪ A teacher's grace is like the heavens ♪

No, no, no!

Gosh... Why does it sound like a children's song?

I'll try again like Lena Park.

♪ I miss it ♪

♪ My teacher's grace ♪

♪ Repay it ♪

♪ My teacher's grace ♪

So cute!

I want to see Ain soon.

21-year-old born in 1994...

No. Now, I'm 24-year-old Yu Ain.

24 years old.

I'm so old.

What if I end up getting married?

Think hard about this, Daehui.

Teacher, what did you do last weekend?

- Did you vote? / - Of course.

Who did you vote for?

Lee Hoichang? Kim Daejung?

Kwon Youngghil? Lee Inje?

Or... Heo Kyoungyoung?

What is this? It feels like he'll say

Lincoln is the U.S. president now.

Gosh...

It's a bit cold from the season changing.

Teacher, are you cold?

Then put on a tunic.

- A tunic? / - Yes.

- A pelt. / - A pelt?

- Yes, a garment. / - Garment?

Wear a garment and pop the collar to be warm.

- Collar? / - Yes.

- The neckband. / - Neckband?

What is this?

I feel like I learned the entire history of fashion.

- Thank you, sir. / - Pardon?

Oh... It was nothing.

- Right. I bet you didn't eat yet, Ain. / - Yes.

I thought so. Let's have some tea first.

Have about Earl Grey?

What about my face?

You don't know Earl Grey?

Earl Grey. Earl Grey!

Why are you speaking in dialect?

That's enough of that.

Forget it. Just eat this.

- Teacher. / - Yeah?

Why is this burger so small?

- It's not a burger. It's a macaron. / - What?

Macaron! Macaron!

How annoying!

Alright, I get it!

What is this?

I almost ended up hitting him.

I'd better not.

So Ain...

- Why are you so sweaty? / - Oh...

- You must be hot. / - Yes.

Just hold on.

Let me turn this fan on.

Where's the cord?

- Teacher. / - Yeah?

You didn't attach the blades?

Give me the fan blades.

I'll put this together since I'm a man.

What is this?

I feel like he still believes in fan death.

You're so adorable!

So cute!

What are you two doing?

Hello, Madame Seo.

Forget it. I have no business with you.

Ain.

It's been 3 years.

You're still so handsome and cute.

Ain, how do I look?

Don't I look like Lovely Yun Yeojeong

of "Youn's Kitchen?"

More like a fatty at a restaurant.

Hey, you'd better stop joking around.

Don't butt in. Ain!

- Let's go somewhere far without her. / - No.

- Let's go. / - I said no.

- Let's go! / - I don't want to! I don't want to!

I said I don't want to!

Are you okay?

Nobody pushes like that.

You little brat.

Do what you're told. Don't talk back!

Goodness! Are you okay, sir?

Gosh! Did you hurt your back?

Sir... Mister...

- You should apologize. / - Are you okay?

Gosh... I'm sorry.

Something felt really wrong about that just now.

I'm so sorry.

Ain, I don't know if this will make you feel better

but I'll show you a sexy dance

to cheer you up.

That would make him angrier.

I don't usually do this...

Start the music!

How do I look?

Is this a butcher shop?

I'll take 1.2kg.

For stew or for grilling?

Geez, you guys!

(Bending Do)

Welcome to the Bending Do studio.

Bending Do is the art of bending everything

putting your opponent in a state of panic.

So, let's all greet the viewers

since it's been a long time.

Everyone, have you been well-goofy?

Goofy.

Goofy!

Hen pheasant! Hen pheasant!

♪ What should I do? ♪

Goofy! Goofy!

Master, this is embarrassing.

How childish. You're too old for this.

What? My martial art is childish?

- Yes, it is. / - Then leave this place!

Master, I'm sorry-squirrel!

Squirrel! Flying squirrel!

Hamster wheel!

- Hamster wheel! / - I'm a surprised squirrel!

- I'm cuter! / - Hamster wheel!

Hamster wheel!

Why aren't you doing anything?

I'm not doing anything so foolish.

What?

I'm not doing anything so foolish but I don't panic...

And... Syrinx!

Game over.

What if I hit you like this?

I gain energy from the ground,

create a spirit bomb and...

Philtrum!

Game over.

- Why are you doing a different skit? / - Get away!

- Go! / - That's not Bending Do!

I'm leaving. You guys can just stay here.

What?

You guys can just stay here-Park Seonjeong!

- Hold on. / - Park Seonjeong!

Who's Park Seonjeong?

My son's kindergarten teacher.

Ms. Park Seonjeong, please be good to

my son, Jo Hyeseong-squirrel!

Acting in your own self-interest on TV?

Why you... Why you...

- Lee Jeonggyu. Lee Jeonggyu. / - Who's that?

The director Gag Concert.

He made a special just for me-yodelayheehoo!

Master, congratulations the special-squirrel!

- It's a cake! / - Fool.

There are no candles.

Here are the candles-squirrel!

Squirrel! Put them out!

- Let's put them out on 3. / - Yes.

1, 2, 3.

See? He's in a state of panic!

Now, this is Bending Do!

- Hey! / - This is...

- I can't stand this childishness! / - The twin vipers?

The twin vipers!

Bet you're annoyed!

You childish fool!

Now's the time.

- Transform into a caterpillar! / - Into a caterpillar!

- Caterpillar! / - Caterpillar!

- Transform! / - Transform into a caterpillar!

- Hurry with the transformation! / - Just a bit longer!

Did it always take this long?

Transform into a caterpillar!

We'll show you the caterpillar's tongue!

Caterpillar, move forward!

Caterpillar, caterpillar.

He's too strong! This won't do!

Help us out, guys!

(Special guests, Kim Jongmin, Defconn)

(Jung Joonyoung)

What's this?

Did you call for us?

- This butt looks familiar. / - It is a familiar butt.

Who is this?

- Isn't that Junho? / - It is!

- It's him. / - Junho.

- I'm a caterpillar / - Junho.

- I'm a caterpillar / - Caterpillar.

- I'm Kim Junho. / - Got you!

No! Transform into a Minion!

- Transform! / - Transform!

- Transform! / - Transform!

Hurry and take that off!

- Wait for us too! / - Transform!

- My album's releasing today. / - Transform!

- Transform! / - Transform!

Stick it on.

Transform into a Minion!

Transform!

Show them how cute a Minion is!

What do we do about the twins?

- Charge! / - That's it!

This is too disgusting to watch!

- That's it. Transform into an octopus! / - Transform!

- Transform into an octopus! / - Into an octopus!

- Transform into an octopus! / - Into an octopus!

The transformation is a bit difficult.

Ow, my neck hurts.

- Is that Junho? / - My neck hurts.

Show them our octopus legs!

- Do the wave. / - The wave!

Again.

Octopus, charge!

Octopus, octopus...

Hold on.

Transform into a centaur!

- Transform! / - Transform!

- Transform! / - Transform!

The transformation takes a while.

- Transform! / - I can't breathe!

- Just wait a bit. / - Transform into a centaur!

Keep them entertained.

- Do your Choi Minsu impression. / - Hold on.

I'm sorry.

- Hold on. / - You're my woman.

We're done.

Transformed!

Hold on, Joonyoung.

Move your head back!

Joonyoung, move your head back!

Or this can't be aired on TV.

Centaur, show them your tail!

Centaur, charge!

Centaur, centaur...

Hold on.

Where are we shooting "2 Days and 1 Night?"

Where are we shooting the next episode?

- Where is it? / - Fool!

Run away!

Chase them!

Dang it!

Centaur!

What are you looking at?

(We Need to Talk)

Let's eat.

Dear...

It's about Dongmin...

Pipe down!

I told you never to mention him in front of me.

From this moment on,

he is no longer my son. You got that?

How dare that brat leave home?

How dare you come crawling back here?

What? Huh? What? What? What?

Huh? Huh? Huh? What? What? What? What?

You're cold, hungry and broke

so you started to miss home?

Get out.

You're no longer a part of this family.

Get out now!

Dongmin, apologize to your father now. Hurry!

I... Went to a field trip.

You haven't graduated yet?

No.

How old are you this year?

19.

Not 39?

Let's eat.

Dear.

Try some of the kimchi.

It's nice and ripe.

What is this?

Cut the kimchi up!

How am I supposed to eat these big pieces?

Kimchi doesn't taste good cut up.

Kimchi tastes best when it's torn.

This is how you really enjoy it.

Here. Have some.

Did you wash your hands?

Just try some.

That's so salty!

Dongmin, you try a piece too.

I don't want to.

Why not?

It's too spicy.

Spicy?

Here.

Now.

That's so dirty!

Dongmin! You have to eat your kimchi.

I made this kimchi with love

and it's filled with healthy colon bacillus.

It's lactobacillus.

It's filled with lactobacillus so it's good for you.

- Try some now. / - I don't want to! I don't want to!

"I don't want to! I don't want to!"

Gosh! Even when you're annoyed

it seems so cute to me!

You make so many kinds of faces.

You're like a turkey.

It's pitta. Pitta!

You ignorant woman!

You're such an embarrassment!

Please! Please! Please!

Gosh... Don't be so loud.

You almost burst my Fallopian tubes.

It's cochlea.

Geez... Let's eat.

Um...

Mom and dad.

I have something to say.

I'm not going to college.

You couldn't even if you wanted to.

It's not like that. I'm really not going.

What are you babbling about?

Think about your situation before talking.

Don't be ridiculous and study hard, you brat!

I'm really not going to college.

I'm going to work.

I know how much you make driving a cab, dad.

Even if I got into college, who's going to pay

that expensive tuition?

It's not like our family owns

any land like other people do.

Look at the mouth on this boy.

When did I ever tell you to worry about money?

How dare you talk to your father like that?

Stand up. Stand up!

Stand up, boy!

Get on all fours.

What did I do wrong?

You think you didn't do anything wrong?

How dare you glare at your father?

You're going to get a beating

until I hear you say you're sorry.

Got it? Down on all fours!

Fine then.

Go at it all you want then.

But even if I'm about to die,

I'll never apologize.

You brat...

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

No! I'm sorry!

I'm about to die!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

- Sit down, fool! / - I'm sorry...

Sit down!

Don't mess around with your dad.

Or you'll really get a beating.

You're still coughing?

You've been coughing for an entire month.

Maybe you should go to the hospital.

It's nothing. Don't worry about it.

Anyone home?

I'm from Gag Insurance.

An insurance company?

I'd like to talk about life insurance.

Life insurance? We don't need that.

Please go.

I called him.

What's going on?

You're so healthy. You don't need health insurance.

It's good to be prepared.

So what are the conditions?

$30,000 if you're diagnosed with cancer

and $300,000 for your death.

Death insurance?

Dad...

Why are you doing this?

I'm going to study hard from now on.

I'll be a good son!

Dear...

Why are you doing this?

You worked so hard...

For our family to get by.

Just a few more years

and Dongmin will be all grown up.

Don't be like this...

Don't do this!

The living should continue to live!

After death... After death...

How will the rest of the family live?

Gosh! I don't want this!

I don't want to hear you talking like this.

And I don't want you thinking like that either!

Dear! Don't be like this!

Don't cry. I'm fine.

Don't cry.

Where do you need a signature?

Right here.

Sign it.

Member Shin Bongseon.

Please sign.

- It's not life insurance for you? / - That's bad luck!

I'm going to live forever!

Are you insane?

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Sam Bennett's Specialized S-Works Venge Vias - Duration: 3:52.

- Brand new for the 2017 Giro.

In fact, I'm not sure this has been ridden more than once,

is Sam Bennett's Specialized Venge.

This Specialized Venge is a little different

to the normal Specialized Venge

that Bennett has been riding up til now in 2017

because it has a very, very different paintwork.

So previously, there was a glossy paintwork

which is actually slightly heavier than this finish.

This is a matte paint and it saves 100 to 200 grammes,

which, in the scale of the frame set,

is actually very significant.

Starting at the very top of the bike,

Bennett chooses a Specialized Power saddle

which is much shorter,

I'm guessing it's a time trial specific saddle,

but it works for him for his road bike too.

Underneath the saddle, he's got a Velon data transmitter,

so that will be used to provide slightly richer data

throughout the 2017 Giro d'Italia.

The seatpost is a Specialized Venge seatpost,

it's really part of the frame set.

Alongside, usually the stem and the bars,

but Bennett, to get his desired position on this bike,

has gone for a Pro aluminium stem,

and kept the Specialized Venge aerodynamic handlebars.

On the handlebars, Bennett is one

of the very first riders on the Bora-Hansgrohe team

to receive the brand new Shimano Dura-Ace for 2017,

and the bar tape is by a brand called Supacaz.

Braking on the Venge is provided

by Specialized proprietary Venge brakes,

and on this bike they stop the Roval CLX 50 Rapide wheels.

Roval is of course Specialized's in-house wheel brand,

and the CLX 50 was a new model

that was signed off approved

by the UCI in early 2017.

Like the shifters, the front and rear derailleurs

are the new Shimano Dura-Ace Di2,

the chain set is a slightly older style Shimano Dura-Ace,

and that's because Bennett uses a 4iiii Powermeter,

and that's double-sided so the reading's taken

on the right leg, and on the left leg,

giving independent leg readings and a load

of other really rich data to look at

after he's finished racing.

Pedals, chain, and cassette are all also Shimano Dura-Ace,

and the tyres are by Specialized,

they are the S-Works Turbo tyres.

They're tubular, and they're around 24mm wide.

The bottle cages on this bike are provided by Tacx.

Before we get to the vital stats,

it's time for a couple little finishing touches

on Bennett's bike that really make it pro,

to be honest.

Out front he's got a K-Edge Garmin mount for his head unit,

and this has possibly the meatiest

heat-shrink wrapping job I've ever seen

on the brake cables and

on the Shimano Dura-Ace Di2 wires.

Very, very cool.

His saddle height is around 74cm

and his reach is about 57cm.

His stem is around 12cm in length,

and his bars are 40cm wide,

so slightly narrower because he's a sprinter,

so aerodynamics and speed are priorities there.

Cranks are 170mm long,

the cassette is an 11 through to 28,

that really is the standard,

pretty much the only cassette

that teams are using nowadays.

The chain rings that Bennett has chosen

for the first stage of the 2017 Giro

are absolutely massive.

Like I said, he is a sprinter.

He's got a 42 tooth inner ring

and a huge 55 tooth outer chain ring.

The weight of the bike is actually very light

for an aero bike, especially when you consider

that the Velon unit of the back

probably adds roughly 200 grammes including the mount

to the overall weight.

It comes in at 7.6kg,

which is, in a large part, down to the weight saving

from the lack of paint on the frame,

even though there is still a little bit.

And now, it's time for the much-awaited

free-hub sound test.

(wheel hub spinning)

It's a good one again!

If you've enjoyed this video,

hit the thumbs up button

and share it with your friends, too.

And let us know what you think

of Sam Bennett's Specialized Venge

down in the comments.

See a tour of the Bora-Hansgrohe mechanics truck,

click right there.

To subscribe to GCN, click on our logo,

which is on screen right now.

You'll also find a link to our shop on screen too,

and to see all of our videos

from the 2017 Giro d'Italia,

all you need to do is click there.

For more infomation >> Sam Bennett's Specialized S-Works Venge Vias - Duration: 3:52.

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Suzuki Swift 1.5 COMFORT AIRCO - Duration: 0:44.

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Alfa Romeo 159 1.9 JTD BUSINESS (120pk) Leer!/ Clima/ Cruise/ Elek. pakket/ 18'' LMV/ Mistl./ Trekha - Duration: 0:59.

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Meri Dua Tu- Tubelight Movie Full Song | Salman Khan | Arman Malk | Zhu Zhu Actress - Duration: 2:49.

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