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FUCK E3 2017 - JMAA - Duration: 5:55.
Hey gay demons, welcome to another E3 video!
We'll do this fast so we're not in for the shitty autism dollars.
EA
We've got sports sports sports sports Battlefront sports sports sports sports Battlefield DLC
sports sports sports and sports.
Oh, and we also got this new IP, but not that anyone would care anyway…
Sports drums!
MICROSOFT
Look at all those games!
TOTALLY GONNA BE XBOX EXCLUSIVES!
Xbox One X is gotta be at least not as stupid of a name as Xbox One XX 666 HD
DUDE!
Minecraft in 4K! *sperg* NEXT-GEN!
Totally showing off the potential of the Xbox One XXX X Edition 360 noscope XL over here.
Oh, and a racing game.
WHO GIVES A SHIT.
[loud guy]
Ok, what is happening?
What is going on?
C- can you please shut up?
I'M TRYING TO STAY CALM IN AN E3 CONFERENCE-!
*giggle* Who's this guy? Mike Myers?
*mouth pop*
12GB of RAM?
Pfft!
I gotta tell you, that's HELLA console peasant over there!
[eerie music hella starts]
Wait, oh no… no, please… no, this can't…
no, please!
PLEASE!
NO!
WHAT IS FUCKING LIFE!?
WHY!?
STOP!!
NO!!
NOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Oh, look at this cool car.
What.
BETHESDA
Alright, I gotta admit Wolfenstein II and The Evil Within 2 are interesting but god
DAMN this conference is just utter SHIT.
Bethesdaland?
More like…
Bethesdacrap.
Sort of…
Or you could even say BETHESDALIES!
DOOM VR?
Feels kinda weird, can't put my finger on it…
Hmmmm…
(It's clunky as fuuuuuuuck)
Oh, also Fallout 4 VR!
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
Oh, we're going to bring back mods for Skyrim and Fallout 4.
Paid mods?
Pfft!
What the fuck is that shit?
We're not bringing them like last time!
Totally!
Get that shit outta here!
We got more Skyrim than in Todd Howard's wet dreams, even to the point of hamfisting
it on the rest of E3 conferences.
Also fucking chameleon LSD trip, because *pfft* WHY NOT?
UBISOFT
Oh, yet another Ubisoft conference, I bet Aisha Tyler is gonna be-
Wait, no Aisha Tyler?
No human life size memes?
No cringe?
Beyond Good & Evil 2?!
Oh my GOD!
THANK YOU UBISOFT FOR THIS MIRACLE!
WE FUCKING DID IT!!
PRAISE THE UBISOFT SUN!!
Oh wait, I take that back.
At least the monkey guy is kinda cool.
"Bon appetito!"
SONY
You're tired of Uncharted?
HERE'S MORE UNCHARTED.
You've played Shadow of the Colossus?
Here's a SHITTY HD REMAKE SO YOU CAN PLAY IT AGAIN with NO GUARANTEE the original team
is working on it!
You tired of shitty generic games?
HERE'S MORE DAYS GONE!
Oh guess what?
MORE FUCKING SKYRIM BITCH!
ON VR!
Oh, sorry, PLAYSTATION VR!
Todd Howard is having a literal orgasm right now.
God of War is now a Last of Us and Lords of the Fallen hybrid.
And the only PS4 exclusive.
Final Fantasy XV, NOW A FISHING SIMULATOR.
ON VR!!
(boring)
[alarm sound]
Oh, you hear that sound?
Guess what time it is!
It's the SPIDERMAN PLAYSTATION GAME ALARM!
[Spiderman 2 pizza theme]
Oh, look!
It's Call of Duty on World War 2!
Except here's a problem: IT'S STILL CALL OF DUTY.
Look at all these VR games that are not even mainly for VR!
We smart people!
NINTENDO
…
I don't think this is made for me.
At least for my age.
Oh, wait, what's that?
Skyrim you say?
Hold it, Todd.
PC
*yawn* Y'know?
This E3 shit is getting tiring.
I'm gonna take a nap… maybe just sleep until, I don't know… until Half-Life 3
comes out.
Good night.
*snore*
[Lullaby]
*snort* Oh, um… oh.
Hey, want to know something?
You know who did it good?
Devolver Fucking Digital.
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