SOLO WIN #1
i am using a microphone but i am not talking (yet)
"Monsterkill" (hmm i think the music effects are badly edited, my bad)
*hits the microphone
Daniel: why are there in the Arabian Emirates #### people?
jakub: huh?
Daniel: why are there in the Arabian Emirates #### people?
jakub: LAVA
Jakub: I wish i was joking about that...
Daniel: really? Jakub: yes off course
Jakub: Why are there then in America #### people?
Daniel: Damn, actually
Charles: Are we going over here? (container deposit)
Jakub: No, #### you.
Daniel: hey jake, what about #### people in Belgium?
Jakub: Yep, Congo
Daniel: They sleep.
Jakub: yep...
Daniel: what about Saint Beaulieu, Saint Beaulieu Christian?
Jakub: yep...
Daniel: *laughs ... OK
Jakub: There are more stories of faithman bro
Daniel: I know it.In these times
Daniel: goes everybody... Is everybody...
... sensitive
Daniel: And for no reason, for no reason.
Jakub: True.
Daniel: im going underneath your house Jake.
Jakub: Thats gay.
Daniel: yeah sorry
Daniel: I first planning to go upstairs but you were there. I dont think...
Jakub: There is no chest, there was one on the top
Daniel: O crap, there is a sniper
Me: Yeah on the mountain there is a sniper
Daniel: No, in a chest but ok...
Daniel: ...sure yeah. Hey on this mountain is there something.
Daniel: *somethin untranslatable
Daniel: I hear someone.
Me: yeah me too. Jakub: Oskar, do you know what i have?
Me: What?
Jakub: yes. Me: Somebody has a trap
Me: OMG someone just placed a trap.
Daniel: WHAT! Everytime its #### me.
Jakub: a...
*Jakub is talking
Jakub: ...
Me: WHAT!? Daniel: O off course...
...
Jakub: I am ... somebody eeeh...
Charles: Whos throwing these grenades? Jakub: Me.
Charles: Ok.
Jakub: ...
Daniel: Jakub. Jakub: Yeah im blind boy. Ok i have a bush on me.
Me: here here here next to you.
Charles: O snap, here is this. Daniel: Oh ive hit him 75 HP
Me: Good good
Charles: yeah sorry my TV was lagging.
Me: Eeeey ive a kill
Charles: Daniel its lagging again.
Charles: Not normal.
Daniel: Sweet.
Charles: What?
Daniel: Sweet.
Daniel: Jake thats me. Jakub: I know.
Daniel: I have health issues.
Me: Why? Jakub: health issues...
Me: Charles wait a moment I have bandage for you.
Charles: I have 15
Charles: But ill keep them. Jakub: really?
Daniel: WUT!? OOOOH Charles stop healing.
Daniel: NO NO, come back Charles.
Me: where are you? Charles:Jakub killed them already.
Daniel: NICE!
Daniel: Nice Oskar.
Daniel: Untouchable just died, he LEL #### ###
Daniel: Oskar do you want a sniper?
Me: No. Charles: What are you doing jakub?
Daniel: Does anybody has an AR
*Polish in the background
*Jakub talking Polish
Charles: Jakub is squatting next to a wall.
Daniel: Hes talking to other people Charles.
Daniel: ####
*Jakub talks still in polish
Jakub: I was playing on the computer
*Jakubs parents talking. (i think)
Jakub: Does not follow
Me: There is now beeing talked about...
Me: ...how many hours have Jake been playing.
Jakub: When i go sleep. Daniel: What?
Jakub: yes
Daniel: Oskar what are they talking about?
Me: they are talking about how has Jake been playing so far.
Daniel: LOL
Me: Yeah I think that i will also leave soon (its around 10 o clock PM), before my mom comes in.
Daniel: Jake.
Me: Hey I see potions.
Daniel: And here, here Jakub? Jakub: Shotgun.
Jakub: BTW I have 3.
Daniel: AR? Jakub: Nope i dont have any.
Jakub: Mini bullets.
Charles: There were shots fired? Daniel: by me.
Daniel: Do you remember that the revolver...
Daniel: ...an other kind of bullets was using instead of the AR bullets?
Jakub: No.
Daniel: No? Charles:Nope, I dont.
Daniel: It was not always so that the revolver...
Daniel: used AR bullets.
Daniel: Oh, big potion ill take it.
Daniel: Heeey.
Daniel: Somewhere a grey AR or something?
Me: Boys ill say that we need to go for an air drop.
Charles: Where is it?
Daniel: #### it if I have a pistol then Ill keep a blue one.
Me: because i kind of need some weapons...
Me: ....and yeah. Daniel: Me too.
Me: I mean dont ask too much
Me: But I feel "unsecure".
Daniel: Insicure
Daniel: Insicure, dont know what for.
Me: Okay, there is just been build in front of me.
Charles: Yeah I see it. Daniel: Litterly in front of you?
Daniel: Litterly in front of you? Jakub: Yes.
Charles: No youre talking about 34 right? 130?
Daniel: I will headshot somebody with my revolver.
Daniel: I can feel it.
Me: Did they spot me?
Charles: Oh, I see them. They are running.
Charles: Left.
Jakub: There are only 2. Charles: around 17.
Me: Yeah i see them. Charles: They are right now on 350.
Charles: What do you do?
Me: Attack I suppose.
Me: They missed a chest, OMG.
Daniel: LEL
Daniel: Gray AR? For someone that doesnt need it?
Me: I need, need...
Me: ... still my AR.
Me: Oh, I wish, I wish that i had C4
Me: That would be usefull right now.
Charles: Why. We are next Pleasant (Park)
Me: Because like this we can blow up this tunnel.
Jakub: I need to wait that out.
Jakub: Yup, one next to the exit.
Me: Ok, Im on it. Daniel: Nice Jake.
Daniel: He was lonely.
Daniel: Yes AR AR AR AR!!!
Me: I see someone. Daniel: yeah UZI im taking it.
Daniel: Jake you can take the blue tactical (shotgun).
Jakub: yay, big chance. Daniel: O crap.
Me: Oh somebody next to me.
Daniel: Yeah Jakub like this. Jakub: Yeah
Charles: O yeah i see him.
Me: Ok he just passed me. Im stuck under the stairs.
Charles: Hes attacking me.
Me: Ok I got em. Charles: Ok hes destroyed
Me: He DEAD Mane.
Jakub: squad? Daniel: No just one.
Daniel: No because there was not written "knocked".
Me: 100!! WTF!!! (looking at ammunition)
Me: 192.
Charles: Here is more wood laying down. Im taking it with me.
Jakub: Yeah, I actually need some.
Daniel: Charles.
Daniel: "Botchuwa" just scored.
Charles: Wait Daniel just took some.
Daniel: Yeah Jake.
Jakub: Ok now we must run.
Daniel: Yeah, now we need to go to the area.
Me: I have 3 purple items.
Daniel: Sweet.
Daniel: Charles, "Botchuwa" just scored.
Charles: You said that already.
Daniel: But you didnt react.
Daniel: I was like "O no Charles you havnt heard me".
Daniel: Yes, De Bruyne scored.
Daniel: Like one minute after "Botchuwa" scored.
Charles: Yeah but its the Arabian Emirates.
Me: Guys i have 999 brick.
Me: 945 wood
Me: 693 metal. Daniel: Oskar Oskar.
Daniel: Can I have some stone? Me: Ok.
Me: Lets say im giving you 127.
Daniel: Thank you Oskar.
Charles: Can I also have 100 stone?
Daniel: Woah, thats a beautifull goal.
Me: Cmon drop. Daniel: !!!! ... BELGIUM !!!
Me: Ok its dropped. Charles: Thank you.
Me: I have a feeling that someone is just building next to us. Charles: O crap.
Charles: I cant collect any more wood so if I chop...
Charles: ...it just drops on a pile.
Me: I have 900 wood
Me: So...
Daniel: I have 366 wood and 306 stone. Me: I win.
Me: I can friggin built the best base in the world.
Charles: How many Shells (bullets) do you have?
Me: I have...
Me: ... 800 shells for AR
Me: 500... Daniel: O shit.
Charles: Can I have 100 AR bullets? Daniel: Yeah me too.
Me: O shit, no no no no no.
Daniel: I know I know. Guys drop my AR please.
Me: sorry sorry sorry.
Me: So it was 100...
Me: Okay?
Me: eeem 100.
Daniel: 100 AR again.
Charles: He definitvily found a "thing" (lama)
Charles: like this... Jakub: Lama.
Daniel: I got it, and do you have shotgun bullets or not Oskar?
Me: yeah I have 192 so...
Charles: Thank you. Me: A little bit less.
Charles: Can i have 10? Daniel: Me 20?
Me: I shall give you 13...
Me: Okay.
Charles: Thank you. Jakub: I only have 18.
Daniel: Thank you Charles: Yeah I also have 18 but thats enough.
Daniel: I have 28.
Me: Well we have a lot of ammo.
Daniel: Yep, but... Me: I have 5 traps.
Daniel: I dont have any.
Daniel: yeah quickly reloading everything.
Charles: Were fine we dont need to move from here.
Daniel: Ok, Charles if it beggings to lag.
Charles: Yeah its constantly lagging all the time.
Daniel: I hear it.
Charles: your lagging out the area.
Daniel: Do you also hear his voice lagging?
Daniel: Ok great I thought that i was lagging.
Me: Okay 15 people.
Charles: Ill stay in this house.
Me: Im sticking to Jake.
Me: Like really consiousness. Charles where are you going off?
Jakub: IDK
Me: Should we build a base on this mountain?
Charles: yeah on the mountain, we need to go there.
Daniel: we have a lot of loot so its possible.
Me: Yeah I have plenty building materials.
Jakub: A small base...
Jakub: Northwes, where somebodys hiding in.
Daniel: Ooh, Im getting sniped.
Charles: We are safe here Daniel. Jakub: There is an air drop underneath.
Jakub: lets build on it...
Jakub: Or we can build from the mountain.
Daniel: WHAT!?
Jakub: Where?
Daniel: South.
Daniel: Whar!?
Charles: Im building. Me: Jakub move, ill build stairs.
Daniel: Yeah but Charles you cant escape like.
Charles: Ill do it then.
Charles: What? Hows that? Daniel: IDK
Charles: under under, build under us.
Charles: The gap under. Yeah like this.
Charles: HEEEY! build build build!
Daniel: Can someone come help please?
Me: where? I dont see it.
Daniel: Under the stairs we are under the stairs.
Daniel: Charles you have bandages right? Ow we are perfect man.
Daniel: but were fucked.
Charles: No not really. If we go up there.
Daniel: Is good.
Jakub: There is a drop BTW.
Charles: But nobody has shield so thats the problem.
*Jakubs parents (again)
Jakub: You know I havnt played yesterday.
Jakub: this...
Jakub: Ok.
Me: Do I see someone? No thats just a pole (fence)
Charles: Daniel, Im making of this a base so if you want to enter.
Daniel: Im there, wait a sec.
Charles: Up, come up.
Charles: Im building here a staircase.
Charles: This is okay for now.
Daniel: Ok. I have a sniper.
Daniel: but that sucks. Charles: They nede to leave Salty (Springs).
Daniel: Yo are you guys building?
Me: No, Im building.
Daniel: Thats a yes.
Daniel: Charles are we also going higher?
Charles: yes.
Daniel: Okay, in stone.
Daniel: Okay make a floor.
Daniel: Yeah but dont make the floor in stone.
Daniel: Oh crap Charles.
Charles: Sorry it was completely lagging again.
Charles: HIgher up?
Daniel: Yes yes, Charles come
Me: Guys I have build a base for us.
Jakub: Okay where are they? Where do we need to go?
Jakub: They are on the mountain right?
Daniel: Jake, where are you going?
Jakub: Heh IDK. Chales: O check Oskars base.
Me: And I have traps.
Daniel: Charles build right now up to him.
Charles: Nah its high enough.
Me: Oh someone shoots her somewhere southwest.
Me: someone east.
Jakub: East
Daniel: East or Southwest Me: Its east.
Me: I saw that my wall is damaged from the east.
Charles: Yeah, they are jumping on it. They are jumping out.
Charles: I dont want to peak because well get shot.
Charles: Im making here a wall
Daniel: Ok.
Me: I dont see them.
Charles: not this one. Daniel: yes
Charles: No but i hear someone overthere.
Me: Oh I see them SouthEast.
Daniel: Ok Charles, Ill make a floor.
Daniel: Behind you actually.
Me: Damn whos shooting that much?
Daniel: RPG, oh shit. Charles.
Daniel: Charles help me, Charles help me.
Daniel: Build build build build.
Daniel: Go into the corner and build
Me: Nice Jake.
Me: Jake just killed a squad.
Charles: Its 3 vs 4 right now.
Jakub: Im downloading aim bot BTW.
Jakub: There is one person left of this squad.
Daniel: Wut Jake you are downloading an aimbot?
Jakub: No no it was just a joke.
Me: Ok Jake im covering your back.
Me: Ow we are all in the area.
Jake: There is one guy
Charles: Im building above us Daniel.
Jakub: Im not sure if theres one... Yeah south, someone south.
Jake: south south
Me: Im building a big base.
Charles: gigantic base.
Daniel: But we need to watch out that we dont get killed.
Jakub: There is one more squad of 2 left.
Daniel: Ow yes sweet boys, cmon.
Daniel: O this base is ####... Oskar
Daniel: nice building skills boy.
Charles: I also helped. Daniel: Yes.
Daniel: I want to run but.
Daniel: I dont see anything Jake like where?
Charles: That means under us. Daniel: OW WAUW!
Me: WAUW!
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