( upbeat music )
Kevin: I'm with my girl, my good friend.
I'm with Khloe Kardashian.
How are you, first of all? -I'm good, how are you?
-I'm great.
Congratulations to you
and everything you've been doing.
-Thank you, same with you.
-Revenge Body.
-Yup. -Dope as hell.
-Thank you. -Okay, that's the reason
why you got this phone call,
first and foremost.
-( laughing )
-A lot of newfound passion for fitness.
-Well, for me, it was something that I was able to control,
and I didn't realize... -Mmhm.
...how good it felt to be in control of your own body.
-I like it.
-And it's an hour I could zone everyone out.
I'm clearheaded, I could listen to music,
and I'm just like by myself
and I'm just allowed to be me.
-What I wanted to do with you today is...
some yoga, but there's like,
it's a different type of yoga.
It's not just yoga. Let's embrace the weird.
-Okay, what is the weird? -So, they got...
goat yoga.
-( western music plays )
-Why would there be goats in your yoga class?
-I know that's what you're gonna say.
Because there's something about like the goats...
-Okay.
-being around you,
and the baby goat is like,
-( laughing ).
-Yo, it's a thing, like I'm not playing.
-Khloe: Okay. -It's really a thing.
-Yoga with goats.
Like, I just don't really get how Zen we're gonna be, -( laughing )
-Like is it gonna ( bleep ) everywhere,
like piss on us? -If a goat--if a goat pee on you
while you're on your-- while you're on your pose.
That's disgusting, I don't know. -Is Peta gonna come like
if we like... -I don't know.
All right, what if-- what if we up the ante,
right? -Khloe: Okay.
-Why don't we get a stranger to partake
on our adventure with us?
I say let's go pick up a random person
on the street to join us.
This goat yoga class could be weird
and there's safety in numbers.
-Okay.
-Trader Joe's. -Very healthy.
Their mind is right. -Yeah, people like...
-They might wanna do yoga?
Yeah. -And you know what? Now you get it.
-Yup.
-Now, you're here with me.
-We're--you know, we're in tuned. -Now you're here with me.
-Yeah, you can't pull up at a Ralphs.
-No, nobody's gonna take... -Now you're trying...
-No, it's all the processed food.
-Yeah, we're gonna die. -No one--yeah.
-We're gonna die. -Right.
-( upbeat music )
-Look at this guy. -Khloe: You know you're a douche
when you wear your shirt like that.
-Kevin: No, no, no, that guy, no.
-I don't like this guy. -Like he went to Yale
and he graduated the top of his class.
And he's not happy with his... -Look at his walk though,
he is strutting his stuff. -Kevin: He's not happy with...
his current life decision.
-And she looks not happy. Not at all.
-Kevin: Boy, she's having trouble with the cart...
-Khloe: Yeah, she's having trouble with the cart.
She can't handle goat yoga. -No, no.
Oh, look at her in the workout tights.
Workout tights is a good sign.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Question, I know this seems weird,
but I need you to embrace this moment from one second.
First of all, what's your name?
-Cecelia. -Kevin: Cecelia.
Hi, I'm Kevin Hart. -Khloe: Perfect name.
-This is Khloe right here. -Hi.
-Cecelia, we're going on an adventure.
-Okay. -Kevin: And we're nervous
about the adventure that we are partaking in.
This is true, this is total honesty right now.
We are going to...
take a yoga class now, right? -Okay.
-And you're perfectly dressed for. -That's why.
We stopped you because you had on tights.
You had on headphones.
You look like you work out,
and we said,
"What if we got a person that's a stranger,
a third person takes some of the edge
because our nervous energy gets transferred to you,
and now we got a thing."
-Yeah, why not. -Kevin: You can do it?
-Sure. -Khloe: Goat Yoga.
-Kevin: This will be goat yoga. It's gonna be goats and (bleep).
-What?
-It's gonna be goats. -Goats,
like animals. -Kevin: Goats.
If you wanna go, we can have our people come
give you a release form.
They'll mic you up. -Is that like right now?
-Kevin: Yes. -Right now.
-Okay, sure, let's do it. -Kevin: Nice, nice, I did it.
-We're... -What is it?
-Man: ( indistinct ) here.
Okay, we're gonna need back to your spot here.
-Man: Whenever you're ready, Kev.
-Handshake, first and foremost.
Okay. -Hello.
-Hello. -Hello.
-Nice to meet you.
Do you wanna sit in the middle?
-Kevin: Yeah, get in the middle, that way we can both talk to.
Hey, guys, you know, I'm not big with the whole fame thing,
but now I'm really thinking back on it. I feel like the reaction
should have been a lot bigger
when you saw me, like... -Or both of us.
-Yeah, like you were just like, "wazzup?"
-Hey, it's LA.
That's the problem.
-Yeah.
Kevin: She was so like, "Yo, what up?" -( laughing ).
-Kevin: You know what you should do?
You should actually call somebody.
Call one of those relatives... -Oh, my God, stop, what?
-Call somebody, and so-- just so they know,
give somebody a call, hey, just wanna let you know,
Kevin Hart, Khloe Kardashian picked me up.
I'm gonna go do some goat yoga, if something happens to me...
-It's kind of like how can you say no, you know.
-Yeah, you can't, but still, let people know.
-Or maybe just make someone aware
of where you are, you are in a car
with two strangers.
-Cecelia: Yeah, I'll call Z, ( phone rings )
-Z, this is Khloe Kardashian.
How are you?
-Z, it is. -No, it's me, it's Khloe.
I'm with Kevin Hart.
-Hi, Z.
Hi, Z.
-I did exactly what you tell me not to do,
so I completely jumped into a stranger's car.
-So, we just picked up your friend at Trader Joe's,
and she is going in the car with us to do goat yoga.
-No, she willingly came in the car.
-If Kevin Hart and Khloe Kardashian
are in a car, and you're going to Trader Joe's
after the gym, do you say yes,
and you get in the (bleep) car, right?
-You get in the car.
-These girls aren't gonna make it to 40.
They're gonna be dead.
-( Dance of the Hours plays )
( goats bleating)
-Meredith: (laughing).
-Meredith: We're gonna start.
-Kevin: Hello.
-Khloe: Hi. -Kevin: Hey, right.
-Meredith: Welcome. -Hi, I'm Khloe.
-Meredith ( indistinct ) nice to meet you.
-This is amazing. -Kevin: This is it, hu?
-Meredith: Come on in. -Khloe: Hi, little goat.
-All right, hello. -Meredith: Hi.
Welcome to goat yoga.
-( goat bleating )
-Meredith: Have you ever interacted with goats before?
-Kevin: Not one bit, not one bit.
-Meredith: No? Oh, my God.
-Kevin: No. -You have dogs?
-I do have dogs. -Well, there you go.
Just think of them as little puppies.
Kevin: Well, they're a little different.
Definitely a little different. -Meredith: Come on in, I'll show you.
Okay, can I watch you all for a little bit?
-No, come on and...
Kev, get your ass over here.
-Okay, okay. -Yeah, come on.
They have no boundaries, the goats.
They do eat whatever is around them.
The little ones will come and sit on your back.
The goats might jump on you now,
might jump on you later,
might come back to you now.
-Here, Kev, this one's here for you.
-Jesus Christ, come on, Khloe.
Okay.
-Meredith: Would you like to feed one?
They eat very fast, okay?
-Okay. -Well, don't eat me.
-Just as an understanding,
guys, I don't wanna disrupt the class.
I wanna embrace what this is.
Oh, wait, what the (bleep)? -Meredith: Okay.
This segues us.
This is the segue into the next part of goat yoga,
which is they are goats.
( goat bleats)
- Ah!
( class laughs )
-I'm so sorry.
-Meredith: So they do pee and poop.
It happens,
and the good news is it's like life.
There comes a little poop in your way and what do you do?
You just move it over
and keep on going with your life.
-Well, that's not-- that's not what I do.
I normally go to the bathroom.
I'm inside of a bathroom when it happens, you know,
-Meredith: Yeah, but the goats, they go where they go.
-Oh, that one's peeing -Meredith: Yeah, see?
-Kevin: Okay, guys, what is--okay.
All right, okay. -Yeah, that happens.
-Yeah. -Meredith: Yes, this happens.
-Kevin: All right, that one's eating a paper towel.
-Meredith: Well why don't you do this?
-Just sit down. -Meredith: Yes, sit down.
-Yeah, I'll just sit down. -Meredith: Sit down.
-They eat anything.
-They are savages.
-There's no respect for anybody's property
or nothing with these goats.
-Meredith: I'm gonna put the paper towels here.
-Kevin: Feeling all right? -Meredith: Okay, now...
-Glad you came, you're all right.
-Meredith: Why don't we just roll over onto all fours.
I would invite you to take your shoes and socks off.
-You know what, just in case I got to get up and run.
Uh-uh. -Okay.
-Kevin: I'm just gonna keep mine on and not--and not,
you know, no disrespect to the process.
-Meredith: All right, so, you see?
They jump on people's backs.
-Kevin: Oh, God. -Khloe: Oh, my God.
-Kevin: Oh, my God. -Meredith: I'll just to tell you.
They do like to eat hair.
It reminds them of the farm. -Kevin: Oh, oh.
Oh, he ate her hair. -Yeah.
-Kevin: Oh.
I don't wanna stop him from that?
-Meredith: So, that's some of the stuff
that happens in goat yoga.
It's like--call it like a little goat massage.
-Oh, oh, Khloe, he about to jump up on me.
Come on, brother, don't bring it over here, man.
Please don't bring it over here, man.
-Meredith: Okay, so take an inhale
and bring your right leg up behind you.
And then flex your foot a lot.
Bring your inner thigh towards the sky.
There's a lot of things to focus on
when you're here in goat yoga,
but the good news is, if you're conscious
and you're present, which you totally are.
-Khloe: This big one is peeing.
-Kevin: Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, guys, all right.
At some point, we have to acknowledge
what's going on, you know.
-It's about to ( bleep ) on your thing.
-Come on, come on, buddy.
Come on, buddy. -Meredith: He likes this spot.
Yeah, I don't-- for some reason, he likes you. -Kevin: Y'all telling me
this is what it is? -Everyone is ( bleep ) on your thing.
-Meredith: Kevin, let me tell you.
This is part of goat yoga,
because it resembles life,
-Got you.
-Meredith: --poop happens.
Do we really wanna hang there?
Or do we wanna take this as an opportunity
to move forward? -Oh, I feel it now.
-Meredith: Do you see that? -Okay.
- Hang in the ( bleep ). -So, either you can hang in the ( bleep ), Kevin,
or you can take the opportunity--
-Khloe: Kevin, let's rise above.
-Meredith: --to rise above and move forward.
-Cradle a goat. -I just wanna
bring some attention to the fact that...
there's no ( bleep ) around anybody else's mat except mine.
-Meredith: Because when you resist,
it persists, didn't you ever hear that in life?
-Ooh. -Kevin: Okay.
-Meredith: How's that? -Okay.
I hear you. -Khloe: His ( bleep ) ass mat.
Meredith: And this is the good news,
it just comes right off. -It's ( bleep ).
-Okay. -All right.
-Meredith: So, now just take yourself
and push yourself back into child's pose.
So, bring your sit bones towards your ankles.
-Kevin: Ah, ah, ah.
-Let me call the goat over. -Kevin: Oh, ( bleep ).
Oh, ( bleep ).
Meredith: You're the goat whisperer.
-( suspenseful music )
-Meredith: Just take a big inhale in.
-I want no problems, bruh.
-Kevin: Khloe.
-Meredith: Just take a few breaths.
Come on, guys. -What have you got me into?
-Kevin: I don't know, but I'm looking
through my situation down here.
And that's why I'm peeking at these goats.
Oh, geez, they just hopping up
on all these people back there.
-Khloe: Oh, oops, sorry goat. -Meredith: There you go.
-Kevin: There you go, Khloe, and let's see what he does.
Don't resist. Persist. -Meredith: It's okay. Oh.
-Khloe: Oh, oh, yeah.
-Kevin: Right, there you go, there you go, good, Khloe.
-If it ( bleep ) on me, I'm ( bleep ) on you.
-No, it's not ( bleep ) on you, he's totally--
he's going to the next back.
He's a back hopper, he's a back hopper.
It's basically about the ass.
-Basically. -Kevin: Yeah, that's what they--
oh, ah, ahh.
-Okay, push yourself back ( indistinct ) and push.
Oh.
-They're not even on yet. -Okay.
-Okay, ready?
-Ahh. -Meredith: You see?
How about that-- there--look at.
Can you even feel that?
-Yup. -Meredith: There you go.
-Khloe: This is a perfect fit for you.
-Meredith: You know what, everything you want
is on the other side
of fear, Kevin, and look at it.
-Is he eating my hair? -Meredith: No.
-He likes sponge. You don't have a sponge.
-Ahh, he's eating my hair. -Meredith: No, that's me.
-Kevin: All right, all right. -Meredith: Okay.
So now, Kevin, from there,
I want you to lift your back leg up.
-Oh, what?
-Yup, come in to tabletop.
-What the (bleep) is tabletop?
-Move your--move your thighs back a little bit
so you're in tabletop position,
so your knees are underneath... -Kevin: Oh, oh, okay.
And this is about balancing while the goat is on me?
-Yes, balance while the goat is on--now, you got it.
Now, lift your leg, lift your arm.
Yeah. -There we go.
-There you go. -It's--this is almost...
-And just breathe. -Kevin: I'm breathing so--
and this is making me closer with the earth.
-It's making you closer with the earth.
Well, you're lifting them up. -It's about to ( bleep ) on your head.
-Kevin: No, yo, yo, yo, he ( bleep ), Khloe?
No, don't let this doe ( bleep ) on me.
-No, he's not. -Is he turtle heading?
Is he turtle heading, Khloe?
Is he turtle heading?
This goat will have a problem.
Khloe, stop playing, man.
Come on, come on.
All right, all right.
-Now allow your leg to go down, back. -You can put your leg down.
-Meredith: Have your knee connect, perfect.
-Oh, my God. -Meredith: There you go.
-Oh. -Meredith: Good job.
-They have names or no?
-Meredith: Yes, and that one's name is Kevin.
No wonder why he likes you so much.
-You guys look the exact same. -Kevin: That's just--yeah.
-Meredith: Yeah, see? -I got it, brother.
-Meredith: They say people look like their dogs
and so there you go.
-Kevin: Yeah, that's good, one of the best compliments
I've ever received.
-Meredith: Why don't we have everybody grab a goat?
And when you pick up a goat,
make sure you're underneath.
-Let's have everybody that comes here
regularly grab the goats first.
Make sure you guys all get a goat.
-Right underneath his legs.
Yeah, there you go.
-What's it eating? -Meredith: Yeah.
You got it.
Now, turn towards me.
Or face the platform, -Kevin: Oh it stank.
-and then, we're gonna balance into tree pose.
-Khloe, don't drop that goat. -This is a big one.
-Kevin: Khloe, don't drop that goat.
-Oh, my God. -I gave Khloe the big one.
-Khloe is strong.
She's got this, we gave you Kevin.
-Khloe's goat, that ate some goats.
-Meredith: Yes, finally ( indistinct )
-Kevin: Okay.
Oh, I feel it.
-( goat bleating )
-You know what he looking for the rest of his friends.
He's, like, "Where the hell all the goats go?"
-( laughs )
-Everybody just disappeared.
All right. So guys, what--you know what
I think this is a good time to do?
Khloe, let me get to you
because you got to get to the thing.
You got to get--and that traffic gonna be a ( bleep ).
Let me get you out of here.
Cece, put the goat down.
Put the goat down.
Put the goat down, okay?
Here you go, big guy. There you go, you down.
-Khloe: We're gonna take it back to Trader Joe's.
-Okay. So let's--you know,
hey, I feel-- I feel stretched out,
but more importantly,
I feel like I'm one with myself.
-Don't you feel relaxed? -I do.
-Khloe: You guys, thank you so much.
Namaste. -Namaste. Yes.
-Namaste.
Namaste.
-Kevin: My man. -Khloe: Bye, guys.
-Good to see you, brother.
-Khloe: Thank you for having us.
-You don't belong here though.
You don't--you don't belong here, brother.
Okay?
I saw the movie Get Out.
-( laughter )
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